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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, dol, I want to know my favorite beverage. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a hint. It's mount and do and do

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Speaker 1: whatever you do.

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Speaker 4: Resist the urge to pour your drink right down his pants. Instead,

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Speaker 4: tell him he's the most charming.

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Speaker 1: Meathead that you've ever met, and he should call.

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Speaker 4: You sometime to hang out, and then hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 4: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 2: One yo, Hey is this leo?

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Speaker 5: My boy gave me this number.

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Speaker 2: He said, you do like custom tattoos and stuff out

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Speaker 2: of your garage, right, and uh, I'm trying to save

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Speaker 2: up some money, but like what I'm looking for, it's

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Speaker 2: like a chess tattoo and my dog Maverick. No, I

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Speaker 2: can like text you a picture of them, but I

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Speaker 2: wanted to be like, PU can add a rainbow, you know,

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Speaker 2: and then like the rainbow turns into the spiral staircase

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Speaker 2: and it like winds up the side of my neck

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Speaker 2: up to like a little Taco bell logo behind my ear,

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Speaker 2: like he feels me. So not really sure what that

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Speaker 2: would cost. But I've got like a couple of gift

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Speaker 2: cards like bass Pro, So I mean, hopefully we can

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Speaker 2: figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Man, Just let me know, bro Peace.

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Speaker 4: You don't think they usually work like you get a

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Speaker 4: fishing pole, I get a neck tat. That's yeah, I'm

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Speaker 4: guessing whatever place that is, they totally like sterilize their

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Speaker 4: needle guns and do everything up to code. I don't

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Speaker 4: know if Better Business Bureau does, like a plus plus grade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they would get it.

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Speaker 6: My friends Ac and Trooper in ninth grade, you used

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Speaker 6: to give themselves tattoos. Oh yeah, maybe it's these guys.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they've moved into finger tattoos.

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Speaker 7: It's gotten big.

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Speaker 1: It's like the opposite of a real tattoo shop. They

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Speaker 1: refuse to stencil anything. Yeah, we're just gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 1: wing it. Good luck to us.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey, Danny, it's from the other day. So

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Speaker 7: I think you could probably tell I was going through

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Speaker 7: something when we met, And honestly, in any other lifetime,

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Speaker 7: I probably would like never ever have called you because

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Speaker 7: we're just we're in different leagues, we're in different levels,

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Speaker 7: and I'm sure you know that, Like there's no way

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Speaker 7: you didn't sense that while we were talking, right, But

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Speaker 7: it's kind of very lucky day because I'm on a

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Speaker 7: spiritual dating clans right now and my guide says I

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Speaker 7: need to go on three terrible dates on purpose to

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Speaker 7: like flush out all the terrible energy right out of

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Speaker 7: my chakras. And honestly, I just think you could be

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Speaker 7: one of those like lucky guys that could help you

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Speaker 7: with that. Wow. So I mean, obviously nothing physical it's

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Speaker 7: gonna happen, but like I'll let you take me out

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Speaker 7: to lunch. I'll let you pay and whatever, see where

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Speaker 7: the wind takes that, as long as it takes us

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Speaker 7: somewhere like really bad because it does have to be

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Speaker 7: a bad date. But yeah, okay, this is a really

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Speaker 7: good opportunity for you, so don't go under it. Don't

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Speaker 7: be a dumb dumb and text me next missing damn Well, what.

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Speaker 3: A missed opportunity?

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Speaker 7: Do you think?

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Speaker 4: That guy literally called his mom and was like, this

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Speaker 4: is the biggest day of my life.

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Speaker 1: I have an opportunity listen to this girl's voice. It's

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Speaker 1: so hot Rain. What's amazing is I bet she actually

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Speaker 1: got three other guys to agree to that.

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Speaker 4: Some of us are on a spiritual dating cleanse for

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Speaker 4: the last ten years, doing nothing but terrible.

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Speaker 1: We're stuck in it. Yeah, it's just wherever you are

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Speaker 1: and your dating life, you're personal life.

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Speaker 4: You can always listen to our favorite loser lines our

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Speaker 4: phones app some second dates on YouTube, also on TikTok,

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Speaker 4: apt Brook and Jeffrey and anywhere that you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's go back to the clips.

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Speaker 5: Dude.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is amazing. Thank you for the

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Speaker 6: juicing tip, bro. Juicing everything. Now, everything tastes better juice, berries, bananas, yogurt,

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Speaker 6: Like even juice tastes better when you double juice it

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Speaker 6: like a Brita filter for juice. Man, come over tonight,

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Speaker 6: let's juice together. I make sure it with some dinner food,

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Speaker 6: so like maybe cooking some burgers, throw some keetchup, mustard, pickle,

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Speaker 6: you know the work, and then we can have burger shape.

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Speaker 5: I mean think about that.

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Speaker 6: At burger shake. We canna have hot dog shake. Oh

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Speaker 6: my god, I'm so glad you gave him your number.

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Speaker 6: You are like the Jesus is juicing, so get out here.

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Speaker 6: Come on, I will.

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Speaker 2: Say, like a triple purified juice went through a Brita

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Speaker 2: filter sounds.

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Speaker 7: Elite if it's hot dog water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I feel like if you guys are

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Speaker 4: thinking around, I'm thinking this guy is not taking juicing

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Speaker 4: far enough.

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Speaker 1: Where's the Thanksgiving dinner smooth?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would make the whole process so much easier and.

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Speaker 1: Way tasty, prime ribbon and potato.

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Speaker 4: We're thinking to make it a little thick.

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Speaker 1: Bring your juicer into the office. We gotta try this.

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Speaker 2: Next mes hi Rob.

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Speaker 5: You said you were in the SMR, so I thought

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Speaker 5: i'd leave you a little bear. Oh do you hear that.

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Speaker 3: Too long sharp bang together in your cooking drawer? Also, I'll.

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Speaker 5: Hear that this is my wine glass that I desperately

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Speaker 5: want to be drinking out of, but I can't because

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Speaker 5: it's the only I am in my roommates of dum

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Speaker 5: it when I drink before noon. But I might speak

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Speaker 5: of it anyway.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, drop cas.

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Speaker 1: My neighbors don't like when I drink before you. That

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Speaker 1: was a ten thirty seven in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Voicemailah, I never related more with a woman ever than

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Speaker 4: when she said that, I'm so.

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Speaker 1: Glad you describe what those sounds were.

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Speaker 7: I must be terrible as m R or whatever, because.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought that was your lips smacking together,

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Speaker 1: the microwave, whatever it was, it was super soothing.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm drunk just listening to it.

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Speaker 4: You can be drunk listening to the Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 4: at this time every single week. Make sure you subscribe

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Speaker 4: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page two, where you

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Speaker 4: can hear all of your favorite Loser lines right there.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do a phone tap right after this

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning