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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a sports genius. What's up, everybody, I'm Eddie and I

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Speaker 1: What up, y'all? At Sisson from the north, I'm an

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Speaker 1: Hunh for all of us? What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean lost in fantasy? I'm mad our

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Speaker 1: teams won. The Bears won, the bat Boys one, the

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Speaker 1: Titans one. Are you ready? You there's no reason to

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Speaker 1: get excited about the Bears winning. The Bears are god awful.

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Speaker 1: They know. I don't know how coach coach you got

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Speaker 1: a w coach? No, I understand that, but they are

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Speaker 1: two and oh and they are so bading for you. Baby,

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Speaker 1: He's gonna get those dubs. Who's the other running back? Montgomery?

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Speaker 1: And then they got David Montgomery. Montgomery they are they

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Speaker 1: are so bad, but they're two and oh but I

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Speaker 1: mean it's great. I'm a Bears fan, but I hate him.

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Speaker 1: But I'm from Chicago, not I hate the Bears. You're

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Speaker 1: this is the time to you have two wins, get excited.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to get excited about. You to coach. That's

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Speaker 1: all that matters in this league. Wins wins, not how

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Speaker 1: want coach the Cowboys, it was a bad game, bad

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Speaker 1: first quarter, but you know what, it's a w If

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Speaker 1: you asked me, do we deserve to win that game,

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Speaker 1: I'd say you were given that. Oh you don't deserve

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Speaker 1: won that game on maybe maybe the dumbest play I've

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Speaker 1: is it better to just kick that ball and get

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys? Of why do you because you gotta let

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Speaker 1: it go ten yards? You only have to let it

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Speaker 1: go if you're the team trying to the one kicking

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Speaker 1: off what were they doing exactly? They parted like it

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Speaker 1: was the red seat one side kick. The Cowboys kick

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Speaker 1: it and it's spitting there and it's only god, I'm

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Speaker 1: hoverboard come in ten yards? Like, jump on the damn thing.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys think that ball was gonna go ten yards?

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Speaker 1: When it was rolling? It kept rolling, I thought it

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Speaker 1: was gonna go to the end zone? Is the field

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Speaker 1: looked like a hockey buck. I did not understand. Don't

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Speaker 1: see that kind of slide digit bridgestone, Dude, you don't.

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Speaker 1: It was even when the nets wide open. Even then

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Speaker 1: why they had the brooms there to start sweeping. I

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Speaker 1: I thought they were about to break out. Then Zamboni, dude,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen the ball do that coach?

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Speaker 1: After the game, the Zamboni comes out was a great

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Speaker 1: onside kick, but it was the dumbest play I've ever

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Speaker 1: understand being dumber than that. Coach lost a Super Bowl. Look,

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Speaker 1: there's only two explanations. One. I bet there's three, but

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Speaker 1: There was a brain fart in everyone. They've never seen

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Speaker 1: seen anything like this because they got caught with their

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not honestly like, like you see a

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Speaker 1: The Cowboys were favored by one point. They've won by

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Speaker 1: one point. Last I saw, they were fair by four

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Speaker 1: saw one when I went to bed. That's your international sites, coach.

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Speaker 1: Their coach after the said that. He said, for sure,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know who was taking it for the team.

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Speaker 1: If you just said the team knows the rules, and

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Speaker 1: not if he came out and said, oh, they didn't

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Speaker 1: he's he's blaming the players on the field they knew

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Speaker 1: if he comes out and says they didn't know the rules,

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Speaker 1: The fact, I mean the ball literally just spun there

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Speaker 1: they and they're acting like they didn't know the rule.

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Speaker 1: the ball had to go ten yards, Coach, I take

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Speaker 1: it back. The announcers even said it during the game,

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Speaker 1: You're telling me the guys that get paid to play football, coach,

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Speaker 1: if you get paid to play Monopoly, you better I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna know the rules, every rule to that board game. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: especially if you're the front guy on the kickoff and

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Speaker 1: another specialty position, a line chef that is your special

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Speaker 1: here's another thought. Possibly they put receivers in brown side

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Speaker 1: That Cowboys families nationwide or getting broken up and ruined

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Speaker 1: because of their football. Coach. The baby was crying. I

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Speaker 1: All this stuff. Coach. The first quarter was just terrible.

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Speaker 1: win is a win. But Dallas defense has major problems,

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Speaker 1: missed opportunities. Coach, You're right, our defense is looking very

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Speaker 1: weak at the moment. But I don't think it's anything

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Speaker 1: wait for it to go ten yards. You can attack

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Speaker 1: that you're mad to suck your No, but that's more insulting.

421
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Speaker 1: Why because everybody says no, one says that? Or eat?

422
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 1: Why did you say coach? Eat? In the moment, I

423
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,679
Speaker 1: wasn't scripting this. It's unlike this show and when some

424
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: of the bits we create on the Big Show, it

425
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: was totally unscripted at my house. So I mean I

426
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: was saying, hey, hey, Minshew, yeah you like that interception.

427
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 1: Why don't you come over to the west side and

428
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 1: intercept my I mean, coach, I was saying, my, okay,

429
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm coach. If it came to my mind, I said it.

430
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: It was stuff like I'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

431
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: we just caught you with your pants down. Well guess

432
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: what my pants are down? Now come over and look

433
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 1: at my askay because you didn't believe it. Yeah, I'm

434
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 1: so confused. But are you yelling like, hey, take your atlash,

435
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 1: you're at leash, You're at the comfort of your own home.

436
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: You're at the comfort of your own home. Him guys

437
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: like my parts was at a bar watching the Chief.

438
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, And I said, you or the face

439
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 1: mask that read was worried, I said, I asked him.

440
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: I said, hey, do you yell in the bar? He

441
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 1: said absolutely. I don't change from when I leave my house.

442
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: If I'm at the bar. If the Chief games on,

443
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 1: I act the exact same. Yeah, brother, come out. I'm wondering, right,

444
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: if you're at the bar. I told you I was

445
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: at a bar in New York City when then there

446
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,399
Speaker 1: was an Eagles fan like he would yell like he

447
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: was in his own living room, and everyone would just stare,

448
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: like what is he doing? I have to be politically

449
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: correct when I'm in public yelling at a bar and

450
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 1: I'm around my fiance. It's very clean, it's cool, calm, collected,

451
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: chilling watching a game. Guys, do you never say take

452
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: your big and put it in my Coach, when we

453
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: went up two touchdowns, I was like, get on over here,

454
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: and you better bring up in condom. No. I can

455
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: only imagine Pitts and the Chiefs game. I mean they

456
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: are struggling with the Chargers, and guys, I was so

457
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: stressed out about our Chargers. Met If the Chargers win

458
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: that game, there is no way they're going under eight win. Coach,

459
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: I think I think we were dealing in that game.

460
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: I think we were dealing with just an unprepared Chiefs game.

461
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: That Chiefs team. No, I think what it is is

462
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: it's a division opponent. Division games are just tough, Coach,

463
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. I mean they're they're a great team, like

464
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: or they look or a little bit. They took it

465
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: for granted. That's that's my point. They were lack of

466
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: days ago because they thought, Okay, we're gonna go in

467
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: here and we just show up and we're gonna kill Now.

468
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying that because that half of me thinks it's true,

469
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: and the other half is, let's just settle our anxiety down,

470
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: because yeah, if they would have won yesterday we would

471
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: have been. I was watching red Zone for that slate

472
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: of games, and I just kept saying, um, why are

473
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: they not showing red zone Chiefs because they weren't in

474
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: the red zone? I mean they were in the red

475
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: zone until late in the fourth quarter. There was no

476
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: coverage of the Chiefs whatsoever. And I'm sitting there, I

477
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: got a second leg of the parlay I'm worried about,

478
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: and I couldn't even I'm following it on my phone

479
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: more than I'm actually able to watch the game. Also,

480
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: Anthony Lynn, Anthony Davis coach, you know he's the coach

481
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: of the Chargers. Like, here's my question, Anthony ren done

482
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: coach just deep down he think the Chargers are going

483
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl? Who the head coach of the Chargers? Okay,

484
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: so you've played the Chiefs, the Chiefs, who is the

485
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: defending Super Bowl champs? They are here with a rookie

486
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: quarterback who gets his first start and pretty well was

487
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: it Teddy Bridgewater? Was Herbert Hooper? And you have it

488
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: fourth and one at the one yard line, Green Greene eight. Dean,

489
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: there's only a couple of minutes left. Do you not

490
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 1: think you know what we've played? Over our head. If

491
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 1: we settle for a few go, we know they're going

492
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: to get a field go. We're going to the odds

493
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 1: are we're not gonna win this game. We're not good enough,

494
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: We're we're playing the super Bowl champs. Let's try to

495
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: get this touchdown. Okay, So the coach is saying this

496
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: in his head to lunch box is saying this as

497
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 1: the coach of the Chargers. Yeah, do you not think, okay,

498
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: this is our chance to pull the big upset to

499
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: you know what, really go for the win instead of

500
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: settling for the field goal, because you're you've played out

501
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: of your mind. You're not very good and you know

502
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: that deep down, coach. Some people settle football and relationships

503
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: and some it's just man, it's just weird. Sometimes people

504
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: don't let you put it in there. I didn't have

505
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: the clip ready, Okau. I think he should have gone

506
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: for the peddle. They're just letting them put it in

507
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: your I think he should have gone for the touchdown.

508
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: I think you have to be bold at some point

509
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: when you're not a very good team. You've played over

510
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: your head all game, and what have we learned? The

511
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: money line minus four hundreds I mean it come easy.

512
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: That's the problem. Wow. And I think we learned that

513
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: from Raised Parlay, which it didn't hit. Uh spoil, shock shocking.

514
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: I I would bet you probably got seven. Sucky thing

515
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: is I was te and twelve and two the two

516
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: that lost. Here's a little thing. Can I go into this.

517
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: It's only gonna take a minute. Yeah, I mean it

518
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: was dead and you say you were twelve and two,

519
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: but really you were like three and one because the

520
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: one lost on Friday, so it didn't matter about the weekend, right,

521
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: But I still totaled it so that I had that

522
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: number here for us. But my point is this, guys, Uh,

523
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: what we do here is we record sometimes on Thursday.

524
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: So technically, when the damn bit aired about me and

525
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: my fifteen team Parlay, the bet was already over. Boys

526
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: lost on Thursday night the Celtics. Because so then I'm

527
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: getting all these tweets coming in. Oh my gosh, keep

528
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: us updated. Post the ticket. Well I couldn't post the

529
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: ticket because they would have piste off my fiancee and

530
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: she was already add because you heard rumors about it.

531
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: Be I'd already lost. So why is a losing better

532
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: or gonna want to post a ticket. So the two

533
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: that lost in the doll was the hugest favorite ever.

534
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: He lost crazy to Schwartzman. That was one of the

535
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: loss in the Celtics. They were ahead by seventeen and

536
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: lost the game. So that's twelve and two from five

537
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: five hundred to win. What was Yes, but it would

538
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: have been a little less because of the Carolina game

539
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: getting canceled. Cod I probably would have gone down at

540
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: thirteen grand. But yeah, there it is. There's your update.

541
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: Uh sorry, it was a sucky update. And I'll post

542
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: tickets if we ever don't record and we do stuff

543
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: lives lost? Are you kind of like that's just gambling? Coach?

544
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: It was house money, but I moved on to other parlays,

545
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: so it ended up being a whale of a weekend.

546
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: So you you came up. It was a massive weekend.

547
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Really every weekend a whale of a weekend, so you're

548
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: always went every weekend. I mean a minute, I lost

549
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: five dollars, I placed, you know, ten bets this how

550
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: did you win this weekend? Right? When you a whale

551
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: of weekend? How much did you be? Honest? Coach? I

552
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: mean I haven't totaled it. Yet, but I believe it's

553
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: in the g's So just because I mean Parlay's hit,

554
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: why would I didn't. I didn't make up the five hundred,

555
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: so why would I just make up the I'm not

556
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,959
Speaker 1: making up anything, but it was a very successful weekend

557
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: if that Parlay would hit. I mean, boys, you're looking

558
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: at mortgage payments, you're looking at houses getting paid off.

559
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: If you were making thousands every weekend, you wouldn't be

560
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: renting an apartment because you wouldn't be driving that piece

561
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: of Blazer that you drive to work every day. That's

562
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: oil in the in the it doesn't open. You made

563
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: me use the bleep clip on making fun of my

564
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: own car. Done, dude, Like, I wish you were making

565
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: thousands every weekend, but I just don't think that's plausible.

566
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: Which I make more on the website than I do

567
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: when I'm nine to five. Coach, were gambling than you

568
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: do in your job, then why are you working? If

569
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: you're that good of a gambler, you wouldn't be working.

570
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: You would be living the high life. You would be professional.

571
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: You could sell your picks. Um well, he sells the

572
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: other guys picks. And truly, I'm very close to being

573
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: able at the point in my career where I can

574
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: sell my picks. But if it wasn't all the negative press.

575
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: It's like your locks, your locks. There's so much negativity

576
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: thrown at me and my picks that you guys create

577
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: this false image that I don't win, but I do win?

578
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: What false image? Everyone? Every pick that you publicly say,

579
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: So the only the ones you're winning are the ones

580
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: you don't say which which is a miracle, which that

581
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: you don't give out winning picks, but you automatically win

582
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: thousands of lunch five winning picks in LA this week

583
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: lunch Listen, when you go to the gas station and

584
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: you see a person shoot another person, do you tell

585
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: that story to people? Okay, when you go to a

586
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: gas station for fifty times in a row and just

587
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: get gas, do you ever tell people those stories? No,

588
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: because it's grunt work. It is you. There's nothing exciting

589
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: winn No, No, winning thousands is exciting. That's not exciting

590
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: for me to give a fifteen team parlay to people. Actually,

591
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: did you see how many tweets we got about it

592
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: this weekend? It's absolutely exciting. It's exciting the following process

593
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: of it. But I can't publicly give people a fifteen

594
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: team parlay. I'm gonna take up fifteen minutes of their

595
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: time and I'm gonna bore of people now just posted

596
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: oh on the internet, you're gonna have to do the

597
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: whole rundown. No, you dinna just do it right when

598
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: you place it, post it and be like, hey, this

599
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: is what I bet. Yeah, prayers, a little prayers. Sometimes

600
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: we'd record ahead and it doesn't know whenever you whenever

601
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: you bet it, which was on Wednesday, you could have

602
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: posted it. Look, I will, coach, honestly, I want to

603
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: be there with you when you win and be like, yes,

604
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: you want to be in the bed, sure, coach, that'd

605
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: be great. But I just want to see you hit

606
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: a parlay. We're not looking for a third the ones,

607
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: the ones that you talk about, the ones that you

608
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: hit that make a whale of a weekend. I want

609
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: to be a part of that because then Eddie can

610
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: place it and he can win six dollars on his

611
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: put a dollar on if he's making fourteen grand, Coach,

612
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: you bet I'm making at least a thousand. But no,

613
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: not on a dollar bet you're not. No, Maybe maybe

614
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: if it's house money. Then yes, you tell your friends

615
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: you're involved and stuff like that, but if it's intense

616
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: betting and you lose, you don't want that to sever relationships. Now, coach,

617
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: what conversations are you having with your wife about? Like

618
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: what partla give me a big parlay you hit this week?

619
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: Had a question? Um? The answer to that Bezer is

620
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: mad because of the fi bet. I told her it

621
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: was house money, and she understood. We moved on with

622
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: our lives. So she was mad for a second. She's

623
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: mad for a second. But let's see, where was the biggie? Yeah,

624
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: that was it? So I did, uh, you want a

625
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: fifteen gamer? I did a five teamer for seven fifty

626
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: and just cleaned five teamer and you bet seven fifty

627
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: to win? What this was? Like? Five five grand five notes?

628
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: I did? Uh? It was Pirates and Cardinals. The Pirates

629
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: got a run and a half and they lost by one.

630
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: I did the Lakers, not this most recent won the

631
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: game before they won. So he did money line, money line.

632
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: I did a simulated football game. I did the Panthers

633
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: plus four and a half against the Vikings and they

634
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: won by four. I did Diego Schwartzman, who was a

635
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: great tennis player. He beat Hubert Huzacki in the International

636
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: BNL Dealta Tennis tournament and then Nadal that was when

637
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: he won before he lost also in the International BNL

638
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: did Talta tennis five. So there's your five. A lot

639
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: of money line favorites. Otherwise it would have been exceedingly more.

640
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that was a very good one, and

641
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: then that then that tries to help up the five

642
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: hundred that it clears out the five hundred, So then

643
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: you move on like that. Do you think the five

644
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: gamer is the way to go? Like? Which one hits

645
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: more for you? The tipping point is it's after five.

646
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: After that you're starting to get um let me get

647
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: the bleep a little bit, getting crazy, and you're gonna

648
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: need a lot of luck. I believe five is the

649
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: amount this is. Yeah, this is what I started thinking, coach,

650
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: because I do the twelve gamers NFL. You know, for

651
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: a dollar, you know, if you hit all twelve and

652
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: there's no money lines, just to make the prize a

653
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: lot better. And when I hit like six of them

654
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: out of the twelve, I'm like, damn, I should just

655
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 1: put regular bets on the ones that I thought we're

656
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: gonna win. Well, yes, but the parlay is you're allowing

657
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: yourself to hedge it. So if the parlay keeps moving along,

658
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: then you can guarantee yourself money. I like that, But

659
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: the way you do that, you're not guarantee, like you

660
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: could screw yourself bad if you missed the parlay and

661
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: the money line with the parlay. As long as you

662
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: win a couple, you can then start to hedge and

663
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: you'll at least come out on top. I've done that. Okay, Well,

664
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: there you go. People out there, That's how you make

665
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: some money. Five team parlay. Don't go more than that,

666
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: and then once a couple hit, then you just bet

667
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: against your other picks and you're guaranteed to win. What Sorry, guys,

668
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: I just laugh at you guys. You guys are hilarious.

669
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Like Eddie says, well, I when I do a twelve

670
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: gamer and I hit six, I'm like, oh, I should

671
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: just bet on those six. Yeah, but there's no you

672
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: would have probably mixed those six. Um, you know, I

673
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: knew Baltimore was gonna slaughter, like there was somewhere I'm

674
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: just like, I knew that was gonna happen. But you

675
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: knew the Titans were gonna slaughter slaughter boys, what was

676
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: such a horrific term to explain it? With slaughter? They

677
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: beat him, kept telling Henry's pummeling their ass. He's coaching

678
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: the team with me. And then if the game last night,

679
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean what, I am so impressed Cam Newton when

680
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: you said he wasn't gonna he was gonna play, Yeah,

681
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: I did. I am so impressed with Bill Belichick. Like

682
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: we always talking about Bill Belichick and everybody's like, oh,

683
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: can you do it without Brady? They didn't win last night,

684
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: but the fact that they are so they're really good.

685
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: They had so many people opt out, and they're actually

686
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: a relevant football team. I Bill Belichick is just like

687
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: and his son, his son, his haircut is badass coach. So,

688
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: I mean, my favorite thing about last night was the

689
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: last play. It was just hilarious. You have Superman there, right, coach,

690
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: and he did go Superman coach. He's got three yards

691
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: to score. This is it. And they're saying, if Cam

692
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: Newton does this, the people of Boston are gonna think

693
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: he's for real. He's for real, guys, He's gonna do

694
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: this is gonna be amazing saying this, because whoever's saying it,

695
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: I would punch them in their think Collinsworth or whatever. Coach.

696
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: So he gets the ball and the dude jumps from

697
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: the four yard line like, coach, I don't care how

698
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: good you can jump. You're already broken knees. Cam Newton

699
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: can't really run the way you used to, Coach. He

700
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: jumped like he thought that was gonna be the jump

701
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: into the end zone. Even if he would have made

702
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: the jump and not gotten hit, he still would have

703
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: fallen at the two yard line. He's six five, he

704
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: can reach that ball. He could have partnered with Boston

705
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: Airlines and still not made it to the end zone. Coach,

706
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: super Superman looked like super crap. Coach. You couldn't have

707
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: scripted something better saying than that. I mean they they

708
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: busted through that line. He had overre to go. He

709
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: had to jump. There was already diving at his knees,

710
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: so he had to jump like there was no more

711
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: There was no more time to take steps. He had

712
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: to try to dive, and he didn't make it. Let

713
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,919
Speaker 1: me put this in your in your terms. When we're

714
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: playing golf and your ball is on the other side

715
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: of that creek and you look at it and you're like,

716
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: I might be able to jump this creek, or do

717
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: I go around the little bridge that's about like ten

718
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: feet over there. Now I'm gonna jump. That's what he did, coach,

719
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: knowing that there was no chance of him jumping the

720
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: little creek and making it to his ball. So you

721
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: tell me there was a creek on the field last night, coach.

722
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: It was he was trying to jump a creek and

723
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: it was really a river. He had no chance of

724
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: making it from there. And it was funny to watch

725
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: because Superman didn't look very good on that on that stretch.

726
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: But are you not impressed that the Patriots are actually good?

727
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't think they're good. I mean Vegas that didn't

728
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: want weren't They had about eight or nine. I thought

729
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: Vegas even kind of thought they were gonna be pretty good, right,

730
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: but I they put it there and you think, oh,

731
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: they're to be under I mean, no, Tom Brady. They

732
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: lost a lot of guys and then and then eight

733
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: guys opted, eight guys opted outs here thinking man, this

734
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: is gonna be a lost season, and they actually are

735
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: pretty competitive. Let me see here they had the Cowboys

736
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: at ten. The hell the hell is the damn team?

737
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: Where the hell is New England? They had him at nine.

738
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just interesting. I just I'm impressed two

739
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: weeks into the season with the Patriots. Are you impressed

740
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: with Tom Brady? Tampa Bay? Did you come up with that?

741
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: That's the thing they did. He tried to get a patent,

742
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: he tried to trade market or coach say his name,

743
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: Craig put some respect on Tampa Bay's I mean they won,

744
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: they beat Carolina. I mean, still not that impressed. Camel

745
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: Oh had one run four that was not four net.

746
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: Four net was seven net. Dude, he only put in

747
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: the end zone last night. Just because he got the

748
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: end zone doesn't mean he had a good game. I

749
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: think had a great game for not playing, getting traded,

750
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: getting cheated out, and then he didn't get traded, he

751
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: got cut, cut whatever. Yeah, but he got cut because

752
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: Jacksonville actually has someone they found in their camp. Well,

753
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: Jacksonville is a bunch of jack You're not like see everybody.

754
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: They cut learning four net because hey, they weren't going

755
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: to resign him, and they had this guy Robinson that

756
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: they was undrifted rookie and training camp. They're like, hey,

757
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: this guy is actually pretty darn good, Like we can

758
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 1: put him in and get rid of the four net

759
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: and that's what they did. So everybody thought it was crazy,

760
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: but it's thin. It's crazy. I just think four nets.

761
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: You know, he's found a good little home there in

762
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay. Coach, he had a good he had a

763
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: good game. I'm excited to see what he can do

764
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: now with Tampa Bay. Dude, four net I cut. I

765
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: cut his ass on my fantasy team way before you

766
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: are the big hype, and then he had a huge game.

767
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: The curse that Ray Curtis is real. The Ray Cursis

768
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: is real. He gets off of race team blows us.

769
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: The Ray Curse is real. You'll win like four K.

770
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's it's real, guys, really big time curse.

771
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 1: But a lot of people, which we don't know about

772
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: your ko it's not exciting. Remember you said it's just

773
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: like going to the grocery store. So you don't tell

774
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: us because we don't know that, so we can't for

775
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: what we know, Coach, what you've given us, it's a

776
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: Ray curse. Galecky, Coach, you were big on galect But

777
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: I had jenas John new Smith. I didn't have room

778
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: for a galecky. I just didn't. I told people, because

779
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: your team is that staty. We won, We're killing it.

780
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: We're one and one, me and my nephew coach. I mean, here,

781
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: here's the Soldiersers fantasy might be the stupidest thing ever

782
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: was not. It's freaking amazing. Tell us your record before

783
00:39:54,040 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: you're giving your little diet to what happened. Then, I thought,

784
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: I am going to and I mean, I am so pissed.

785
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: You gotta take that out of your intro day. I

786
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: am the second highest score in my division, and I'm

787
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: oh in two. I scored a hundred thirty last week

788
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: and lost this week a hundred thirty two, and I

789
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: lost unless Will Lutz mrs Two field goals tonight and

790
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: then I'll win. I lost by point four last week.

791
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm losing by two this week. Un freaking believable. Last week,

792
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: Big Bend goes off on Monday Night football. This time,

793
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson goes off for five tds and I'm down

794
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: by two damn points. Unreal. And then Christian McCaffrey is

795
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: out several weeks with an ankle in Dusty on your team. Yes,

796
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: he's on the All Star team that was supposed to

797
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: go undefeated. And I can't catch a freaking break, say

798
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: Kwon Barkley is out with a torn a cl break,

799
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: take a break of that kick cat bar coach. I

800
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: I cannot get over how bad it has gone for

801
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: this fantasy team. And I am too. And oh and

802
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm about this. For over a hundred and seventy points. Boys,

803
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: you have Russell Wilson, How the hell do you get

804
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: that many? Josh? No, I have Josh Allen, which is fine,

805
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: but hell is Josh Allen. He's a quarterback for the Bills.

806
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: But also, yeah, my bad. I mean, who gave me

807
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: forty points this this week? Aaron Jones? Come on, man, dude,

808
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: that guy killed. I played him and still beat that coach.

809
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't see Kwan and your team. No he's not.

810
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm just saying people that got intoed. It was just

811
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: came across Twitter that he's out with an Are you

812
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: yelling McCaffrey and say, Kwan his other family members might

813
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: Between all of them, they have all the good players. Well,

814
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: obviously I don't because I've lost two weeks in a row.

815
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: When Ray told me I'm going undefeated. Oh, you got

816
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: the best team. Damn. No, it's the analytics bubb Yeah.

817
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: But hey, speaking of bub, you you got beat by

818
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: Bubb's barbecue, But I got beat by Bob's freaking barbecue.

819
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: There was a funny comment on the message board here

820
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 1: it is. This is a perfect segue. Uh gosh, damn,

821
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 1: how do you go back on our message board? Coach?

822
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,479
Speaker 1: I still can't figure out our website? And he said

823
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: that this is the scores of your division. Coach, that's

824
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: not true at all. It is No, it's not absolutely.

825
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 1: If that's the case, then you are in my division.

826
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: And so somebody the person in our in our league

827
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: that's named right here, Yeah, that's your team. Where am

828
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: I right here? All I do is win here go

829
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: to you when you click on you, these are your

830
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: division right all win? Oh? I figured out how to

831
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 1: do the message board. It works for me and not me, Coach.

832
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to just guess and remember everyone's

833
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: stupid names to remember that you're in your in your division.

834
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you complain about the website more than

835
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: anybody I've ever heard in my life. My Fantasy League

836
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: fifty five box dot Com and then Bubb's Barbecue the team.

837
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: He actually will then message and tweet like he's Bubb's Barbecue.

838
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: So he goes this was Sundays. He goes, come on

839
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 1: down to Bubb's. The games today special is lunch goes

840
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: oh in two as always if you need handwatching. If

841
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: you don't need I missed the word, they're the sports idiot.

842
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: If you don't need, hey, wives, then you ain't eating

843
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: it us. I mean I'm gonna be because you're you're

844
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: fine because obviously you played the two hardest teams. Oh honously. No,

845
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm owing two now and I'm without McCaffrey, so my

846
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: team is Yeah. I just said that hurt too. Everybody's hurt.

847
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: I mean the whole league got hurt. Yesterday. A very

848
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,959
Speaker 1: kind message from Weed Bomber. He said, best of luck,

849
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. That was very sweet message. And Ashley

850
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: White tweeted me last night too, saying, hey, congrats, your

851
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: your team's bawling out. That's very nice. I've never I've

852
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: never gotten a tweet a nice tweet from her. Of

853
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: all the things messed up with this site, waiver Wire

854
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: isn't one of them, I claimed, Brown before it was

855
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: Eddie's turned to pick someone up. But that another person

856
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,919
Speaker 1: taking a shot at the website. Not they're saying Eddie

857
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: was complaining about the website. There was nothing wrong. We said,

858
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: of all the things messed up with this, of all

859
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: of the things messed up in this site. Coach, again,

860
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: Kwan goes down. I'm trying to figure out. Let me

861
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: see what s Kwan happened. So I go to look

862
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: for who in this league has se quon? So I

863
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: go and I click on s Kwon? Are there any

864
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: news updates? Nothing? Oh, you're not gonna get They just

865
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: they just he left the game. There was no update though.

866
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: I had to go to ESPN and they said s

867
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Kwan is out. It looks like he's nursing some injury. Coach.

868
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: If you need stats, go to ESPN, not Box. You

869
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: want to know what I got a touchdown from John

870
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: new Smith. It didn't update on my app for thirty minutes, coach.

871
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what in the hell. Who was asleep

872
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: at the wheel but for whatever, And it's weird when

873
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: I go to the website. If you just use your

874
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: computer when you're sitting at home, it updates just five minutes.

875
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: It's not immediate, Coach, I want that point the second

876
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: the guy crosses the end zone. Coach, you need to

877
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: go to ESPN. They do right away, right you got

878
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: to go to the sister site. You're not gonna get

879
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: it at WI by Fantasy Lead. And guess what that

880
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: next year we'll do it. We'll only have nine listeners in.

881
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: Is that what you guys really want? And and seriously,

882
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: if a player gets injured, you don't want an update,

883
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: you gotta go to ESPN. Coach, there won't be nine

884
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: listeners and it will be us your family. That's about

885
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: because no, no, because next year I'll do it with

886
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: my dad and my brother and nine listeners. We know,

887
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: we know you'll do it with your dadd and brother

888
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: and your cousin and nine listeners. You guys want to

889
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: be in it at that. It's tolerable, coach, But I mean,

890
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: come on, you can't sit there use this website and

891
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: say this is really I've had no problem. I have

892
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: not had any problems with that website. No. One day.

893
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: What we do is go and use the website. It's

894
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: not hard. Week two in the NFL, you want some

895
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: info on that player all you're gonna get is when

896
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: he was drafted, would call you went to how much

897
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: you can also get the defensive rank that he's playing against?

898
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:51,479
Speaker 1: Very beneficial information? Actually is what information do you want

899
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: about the damn stats? I wanted to say they got

900
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: a freaking touchdown? How many? Not? When you click on

901
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: my phone, you gotta click clear a play pocket. That's

902
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: why you got go to the website. Have you ever

903
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: going to the website? Give all everyone playing a sword

904
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: losers fantasy a little tip is gonna help you out.

905
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that your defense, if they get scored

906
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 1: a touchdown on I mean they they're pretty much losing.

907
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know that if you get scored on seven points,

908
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: you you lose five points in our league a league. No,

909
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: that's not no, it's not Listen. One time had a

910
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 1: team shut out the other team and I got negative

911
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: five points. Advice you want to win in this league,

912
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: don't just leave that defense part. That's it. That's smart.

913
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: You don't started, you don't even start a defense. The

914
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: chances that your defen is gonna give you any points

915
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: are not good at all. Don't even put a defense.

916
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: Bat box coach, what instrumental in siding up the scoring totals.

917
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, your team gives down, you start losing.

918
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 1: That's weird because in our other league, you allow no points,

919
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: five points. You give up points. You're four points four

920
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: not five. Okay, seven to thirteen points, you're down to

921
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: three points. If you get a touchdown extra point, you've

922
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: already lost two points. Like, what, it's the same damn thing.

923
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: It's not. It's a point. What defense do you have?

924
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember, coach. I just saw I

925
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: went from ten to five and like two minutes of

926
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: the game. Your defense, I don't let me see. You

927
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: don't even have your team memori I changed him every week. Defense?

928
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: Is that changed could put him in? You must have

929
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: given up fourteen to seventeen points. I mean, it's not

930
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: that the Broncos gave up twenty six points. I had

931
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: him one sack, they had a fumble recovery, they had

932
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: interception guys. They only got six points. Yeah, because they

933
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: gave up twenty seven Okay, I mean it's not. Basically,

934
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: if you started defense, you better hope the arm of

935
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: the quarterbacks falls off on the other team. That's your

936
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: only hope guys. The guy I was playing, he had

937
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: the Browns. He got four points, defense gets four points.

938
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Ray the Bears. Oh, coach, your's made money. Coults. I

939
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: have Colts that got me fifteen. You know why the

940
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: Bears made because they probably had ten interceptions and ten touches.

941
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: The four sacks. If there you go, that's Marlon Mac Baby,

942
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: you brought it for daddy? Go ahead, it's Khalil. It's Khalil.

943
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Who's the other one? Khalil Mack is the be Marlon's out.

944
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: My bad. That dude's sitting at home hurt right now.

945
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: He's nursing an injury. I'm sorry, dude, I said the

946
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: wrong guy. Are you talking NBA? Yeah, we're gonna talk. Dude.

947
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm out. I haven't watched anything. Who's still

948
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: in it? Well not from the Nuggets arm but not

949
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: from very much longer. Did you bet on the Nuggets?

950
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: Did he did the bet at eleventh hour with one

951
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: of our listeners? Did you have a lot this weekend

952
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: or did you just skip on that one? I put

953
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: the Browns out on Thursday night because I thought this

954
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: is where I messed up. Is I was like Joe

955
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: Burrow rookie short week first roads start hostile, environ them

956
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: different time zone. But coach, technically that can't be your

957
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: lock because the thing air on Friday, and so so

958
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: you can't go back and pick the He knew he

959
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: was going to do that that night, so that's why

960
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: we recorded it. He's like, oh, I don't. That's why

961
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: I told you. I told you. I told you. There

962
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: weren't any games that I that jumped out at me

963
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: this weekend that weren't like, oh, I love them. And

964
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: you also said that you would post a lock if

965
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: I had one, and I didn't have one. So that's

966
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Now. Fine, I'm gonna be absent

967
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: on locks for the next six You don't have to

968
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: do a lot. Do you understand gambling? You don't do one,

969
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: say podcast, we're giving people picks, yeah, and if I

970
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: if I give them just picks, just to give them picks,

971
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to lose them money. I do you

972
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: imagine you go to you watch one of those gambling

973
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: TV shows, Like, al right, guys, so the the n

974
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: C Double A brackets coming up? Tom, did you feel

975
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: like your brackets? I know this is the warm up

976
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: show for March Madness. I'm not doing a bracket this year.

977
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm just not confident. Would you mind getting the hell

978
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: off the panel and never talking March Madness again? You're

979
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: one to talk and how to get you to pick

980
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: on scenarios I'm not doing. I picked my locks coach

981
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: and every time. So that's what I'm saying. We'll just

982
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: stats say that he's he's the worst of us. But

983
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: he's in the thirties. It's not good. Good when you

984
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: bet a dollar on it, No, it's still not good

985
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: because you're still losing every more money than. What I

986
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: was saying is I took into the road first road

987
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: game for Joe Burrow, and I forgot. There's no damn crowds.

988
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's not a fact. There was

989
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: like fan there was always let in Uh no, no,

990
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: they let in up. Sounded like it because but no,

991
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. The Browns had fans, but you

992
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: couldn't even tell there was fans. And I'm watching the game,

993
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm such an idiot. I tweeted out, Oh

994
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow first road game, hustle and the Browns fans

995
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: are gonna go crazy. Yeah, I must boards. That's the

996
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: funny thing. You can't go with your cliche terms anymore

997
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: because there's no crowds anymore. And he just went with

998
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: his rolodex of stuff. You say about football boys, What

999
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: did you guys tell me about the Titans game? Do

1000
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: they give up some secret or something? What it really

1001
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: sounded like they did they play? They go, this is

1002
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: what you guys are hearing. You know, it's pumped in

1003
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: from the NFL. The players don't hear it, but this

1004
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: is the actual feed, and it was just, yeah, the

1005
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: players are hearing nothing. The answer is the players here Jack, Okay.

1006
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: So the things that we hear on the TV, only

1007
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: we hear it is dead silent. It's crickets for the players.

1008
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: That sucks, man, because you think, like the Cowboys were

1009
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: going through all that craziness going on and no crowd

1010
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: was going nuts. And I will say this, yes, what

1011
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: you heard was way louder than what the players heard.

1012
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: And what really makes me mad as an audio guy.

1013
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: For the life of me, I couldn't figure out if

1014
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 1: they heard it or not. And I should have been better,

1015
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I should have broke that down. And

1016
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: you are forgiven. Man when they when the announcers told

1017
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: us the definitive answer, I said, man, I'm a going idiot.

1018
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: There's no way they're gonna let a guy in the

1019
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: venue control all the audio. It's obviously the TV and

1020
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: that's my bad as an audio guy. Okay, coach, I'm

1021
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: sorry we derailed. Go ahead, talk about your rask. I'm

1022
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: gonna go to the restaurant. The train is back on

1023
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: the Nuggets. I was so the game one. They got

1024
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: absolutely obliterated the size of the Lakers. They were just

1025
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: they just overwhelmed with size. They got bigger linked I

1026
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: mean with Anthony Davis, Dwight Howard, JaVale McGee all just

1027
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: banging on jok it. He just they got frustrated. It was.

1028
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 1: It was so last night. The Nuggets came out. Nuggets

1029
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: came out and it was back and it was a

1030
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: good game. Lakers get up by twelve whatever fourteen, Nuggets

1031
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: come back, fourth quarterback and forth, Nuggets take the lead

1032
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: with like twenty seconds left. The Lakers come down and

1033
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: they blocked their shot out of bounds. Two seconds left

1034
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: and Nuggets up. We got audio and they run the

1035
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 1: inbound play from underneath the basket and they hit Anthony

1036
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: Davis and this happens, so I got, oh my gosh,

1037
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: it was NBA Spain. Do you know what he's saying.

1038
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: He's saying, this guy can play from wherever, inside, outside,

1039
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 1: You got him inside, we got him outside him My bad.

1040
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: It was NBA Spain. Okay, here we go. This one

1041
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: should be it's six seconds? But was that my new

1042
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: and it's only about a six second? I mean it

1043
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: was was that nobly as the commentator? Dude, what was

1044
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: which is Lakers? Man? There they go. We don't lose

1045
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: in the Mamba jerseys. That's pretty baller. And I guess

1046
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis was screaming Kobe after he hit the game

1047
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: winner for the man. See, all I can get is

1048
00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: these slowdown replays show me the actual damn thing. All hate.

1049
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was a hate audio. It

1050
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: was anot, a lot of money gambling. Anthony Davis not

1051
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: scared of the big moment. It was just I mean,

1052
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: I tipped my hat because it was just it was badass.

1053
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it was a great shot, great play, heartbreaking

1054
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: for the freaking markets. Try to disrupt Rondo, he puts

1055
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: it in. Here's Davis four, three in the wind. It's

1056
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: good Davis has wanted for the Lakers. I love it.

1057
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: But you can't run a play you only needed one point.

1058
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: You can't run a play that works you a little

1059
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 1: bit closer to the basket than I don't know, thirty

1060
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: feet away from it. Well I know. And in the

1061
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: moment you got seconds to throw the ball and you

1062
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: have five because you have no time out, and you

1063
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: had more people paying attention under the basket. It was just,

1064
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean, that was ripped your heart out moment, Lakers.

1065
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: I mean, it was all. It was a great basketball game. Great.

1066
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: As much as I want the Nuggets because I have them,

1067
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: was that yesterday? I was yesterday because last night there,

1068
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: Hey he's eating put a bean on your bingo card.

1069
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: He's giving up No no coach basketball, I'm not watching

1070
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: at all. I'm not watching a single dribble. Here's the

1071
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: I think the coach called it the Mamba shot. This

1072
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: is Frank Vogel. Alright, sorry, thought was gonna better audio,

1073
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 1: But coach, I mean, the one thing I did say

1074
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: is that the Lakers are gonna it's gonna be hard

1075
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: to beat the Lakers. The Lakers, Lakers gonna win this thing,

1076
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: but I didn't know. So when we when we were

1077
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: about to bet, why didn't you tell us that beginning

1078
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,479
Speaker 1: to the bubble you said the Rockets. No, that was later.

1079
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: I was like, we were doing our little picks or

1080
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: whatever beginning the buckle bubble. I'm like you, guys, it's

1081
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to pick the to not pick the Lakers.

1082
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: I might need to check all the tape for that. Hey,

1083
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: you stay here n till midnight taking off? So yeah,

1084
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: my bet, my bet with Joshua who we uh got

1085
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: No Joshua Martinez. We oh spurs, dude who plays the Rockets?

1086
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,959
Speaker 1: Guy who plays the bet for you guys? Be hands

1087
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: beating on no no be hands, sister, no be hands

1088
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: a wife's sisters. Husband. Be Hands had to call him.

1089
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: He has the app on his phone and it was locked.

1090
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: He had to call the customer service and they had

1091
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: to unlock the sports book at the seven eleven. He

1092
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: did it from the comfort of his own home, and

1093
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: it was a wasted bet. I think the money's gone,

1094
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: but I like the theater of the mind better that

1095
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: he has to cross Vegas traffic trying to place his

1096
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: bet for you guys instead of him just getting on

1097
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: his phone because he lives in Las Vegas, or a

1098
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: lunch while getting a bobada count doing it the show

1099
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: whatever been, he makes a call across the country to

1100
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: get this kid to do something on his phone that

1101
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: lunch could do on his own. I mean, I would

1102
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: kill you if you asked me to do that, because

1103
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: every time one of that you can just get a boat.

1104
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: Every time we actually to place a bet for the show,

1105
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: we know you would kill us because you get mad

1106
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: and you get annoying, and you're just complain and say

1107
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: open to mevada. You go to the same lines. You

1108
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: can do it right there from your computer. It's the

1109
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 1: same thing. You just read the same script over and over.

1110
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: Script reference put a being on the Bengo card. Whoever's

1111
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: making those Beingo cards, make another one. We need an

1112
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: up ated one with stuff Arnold references. Every time we

1113
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: bring up my wo box Fantasy fifty five League, there's

1114
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: stuff you can put on it. But it was a

1115
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: very interesting idea that you guys started. Yeah, and Anthony Lynn,

1116
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: if you're listening Davis back to you, Uh, you say

1117
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: that ty Rod Taylor is still the starting quarterback for

1118
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: the Chargers. Why you put Herbert out there yesterday, first

1119
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: start rookie. Who are you talking to Anthony Lynn, the

1120
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: head coach of the Chargers, Like, why would you not?

1121
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: Why would you say that? Just just he said that

1122
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: this morning. The coach is not listening. He would responded

1123
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: to you what Anthony Davis said that this morning? Anthony

1124
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: Lynn said that. Oh and in the postgame press conference

1125
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: he said, oh, yeah, Tyrod, still are starting quarterback? What

1126
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: is the biggest thing right now? He got he had

1127
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: chest pains or something before the game, in pregame warm up,

1128
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: he suffered a chest injury. That's why Herbert got the start.

1129
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: But still, it's a psychological thing, coach, I don't think.

1130
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I think mentally he knows that Herbert is

1131
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: the new quarterback, but I think psychologically he's gonna have

1132
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: to keep tired whatever his name is in that loop,

1133
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: like make him believe that he's still the start until

1134
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: win Wednesday, when no, until the next game comes Sunday.

1135
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: He's just gonna leave a note on his locker, just

1136
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: do a post or a Dear John or something. Yeah,

1137
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: because just t everyone knows that this new kid the

1138
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: rookies the start. Yeah, I mean he looked good. I

1139
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: mean he played good that you kept you in the

1140
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: game against the Chiefs, the Super Bowl champs, and you're

1141
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: gonna go back? Can I mean, you guys are gonna

1142
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: hate this, but can I say this? So on the SIMS,

1143
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: they actually they starting for the Chargers was Herbert, So

1144
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: the SIMS knew that before real life. The Sims never

1145
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: started Tyrone Woodley or what's his name, Tara Taylor. Yes,

1146
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: the the Sims already knew Herbert was better. So like

1147
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: you guys make fun of the Sims. They predicted GLACKI

1148
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:49,479
Speaker 1: and now they got Herbert. Do they have? So who

1149
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: who throws the ball to Glacky on the Sims? Uh?

1150
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: To Ah, it's weird. Well the sims are had yesterday

1151
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: it was Fitzpatrick. No, he didn't. He doesn't sniff the

1152
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: field while he sniffs it a lot on the SIMS.

1153
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you said, so your SIMS lied to us.

1154
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I'm saying I think in my other

1155
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: league I drafted to because you told me in the

1156
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: SIMS he plays a lot coach. You drafted to a

1157
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: guy that doesn't even see the field. No wonder you're

1158
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: not winning absolutely because it's a keeper league you draft from,

1159
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: and it's one of those twenty year leagues. Hopefully in

1160
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: ten years I can get a couple of points. It'll

1161
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: pay off in you just you have to think I

1162
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: had a little bit with those late round picks, and

1163
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: he's got to stay on my roster all years, so too,

1164
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: it is just gonna sit. Let me, let me ask

1165
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: you this. In one of my other leagues, this is

1166
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: a common scenario. I'm sure. So I'm up by nine points.

1167
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: All I have left the person I'm playing, he's done.

1168
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: All I have left is a defense. Is it possible

1169
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: for a defense to lose nine points? Or am I safe?

1170
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: Nine points would be really? I mean they'd have to

1171
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: give up probably a hundred points. That's possible. I mean

1172
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: it's still there, still is a chance I did have Hey,

1173
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: what's the game tonight? What would this? Just in the

1174
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: writers in shocking fashion one on zero. Sorry, fantasy owners.

1175
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: The craziest thing we've ever happened is our fantasy league

1176
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: going into the the Monday night game or whatever, the

1177
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: last game the Sunday night, I don't know. The person

1178
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: was winning by four points and all they had was

1179
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: their defense left, and they played their defense got negative four,

1180
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: so they tied in. The number one seed wins because

1181
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: of the So so that's my point. If it was

1182
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: negative four, negative three, I would I would take them, okay,

1183
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: So anything under five, yes, under five, I would take

1184
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: them out. Why would you even risk it? Risk it

1185
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: for the biscuit, Just take it out. The only reason

1186
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: I would risk it is for the total points to

1187
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: be higher so I can get a better see yes

1188
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: through the season later in the season when it comes

1189
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: down to it, if you have higher points, you want

1190
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: that play. That's the only reason. Like if you have

1191
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: Will Lutts and you're up by two points tonight, let

1192
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: him play well and coach. I would love to see

1193
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: what's going on in your division here. But you know

1194
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: what I can't because I can't figure out my will

1195
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: box my fantasy dot com. I'll tell you what's going

1196
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: on is I keep freaking losing. What about me? One

1197
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: time on my team the best team in the freaking

1198
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: ray said you were not You're just mediocre. I was

1199
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: gonna do some live tweets. There's no good tweets. Oh no,

1200
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: there was a good tweet. Hold on, guys are funny anymore?

1201
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: I had a good tweet. I had a good tweet.

1202
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes you just wake up. You know

1203
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: that person not funny anymore. It's kind of like I

1204
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: haven't had time to listen to most videos. Should I

1205
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: play it or do you think there's gonna be some vulgares? No?

1206
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't think Mo Curson it used to be really funny.

1207
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to him. Oh, here's one

1208
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: from Glenwood Anderson Friday's episode got me through a pretty

1209
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: rough spot around mile forty five of my first ultra race.

1210
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: He did fifty one miles in ten hours, eight and

1211
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: sixteen minutes. Okay, so the low key flex, But what

1212
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: was the point of the tweet? Would you do? He

1213
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: was saying the sword losers are show on Friday. He

1214
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: was listening to a Friday's episode when he was at

1215
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: mile forty five, and that was when he was struggling

1216
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: the most, and he got him through it. Why is

1217
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: he running so much? Yeah, he's in a marathon like

1218
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: next weekend instead of doing forty five miles forty five

1219
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: beers bro get a thirty rack of Bush. Hey, listen,

1220
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: here's Mo. We'll turn this off when it's boring. Lord,

1221
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: Monday morning, losers, what's you up to this morning? I

1222
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: know a lot of you ain't got jobs, so all right,

1223
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: did you hear him? Burn our listeners? Lord, Monday morning, losers,

1224
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: what's you up to this morning? And a lot of

1225
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: you ain't got jobs? So for yourself. All right here

1226
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: where he is, he's got a job. He's on the

1227
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: clock right now. I might work though, start to day,

1228
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,479
Speaker 1: deliver the mail, you know, I do it. I gotta

1229
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: give a shout out to producer Eddie because I don't.

1230
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody could be more puckered than

1231
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: you were yesterday. Shoot in Atlanta, there's no way to

1232
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: put this. You suck. Let me come to Tampa here.

1233
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: I got bored of it as well. Shout out computer.

1234
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't puckered. Actually, I wasn't puckered. I was just

1235
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: not energized. By the time they were winning, they were

1236
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna win the game, Like, what is happening? How? How

1237
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: is this even possible? You know what, though, when it

1238
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: came down to that field goal kick, my heart was

1239
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: beating like a rabbit. Coach. I had two rabbit kicks.

1240
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: I had the Titans when and the Chiefs. They were

1241
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: part of my money line part lay, coach. I mean,

1242
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to be puckered every time a kicker

1243
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: comes on the field, coach. When a kick, when a

1244
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: kicker is going, you know, for a game winning field goal,

1245
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: my heart starts beating out of my chest. What the

1246
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: hell are they going through? It's almost a place where

1247
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: you're so nervous you just have to reach a piece.

1248
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a really not to get too

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01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: deep on you, guys, but there's a zone you reach

1250
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: when you become so nervous. There's a tipping point. You

1251
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: can't become more nervous than nervous. So once you're nervous,

1252
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: you just level out. What the he's just making up?

1253
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: He says words like, right, you know what Ray, guys think,

1254
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: Here's what Ray does. Ray starts a sentence and then

1255
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what he's talking about. He has no

1256
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: idea where it's gonna end. When he starts a sentence.

1257
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: He just tries to make some up as he talks.

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01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:57,959
Speaker 1: Let me just here's my example of why I said,

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01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: you can't get more nervous than nervous. When I when

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01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: I wrestled that I would compare it to being the

1261
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: most nervous I've ever been, But you would reach a

1262
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 1: point where you're so freaking nervous that you just became

1263
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: not nervous. It's the weirdest thing. And other people, if

1264
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: you have big stuff you do in your life, you'll

1265
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. But if you live a

1266
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: very small life, you have no idea what I'm like.

1267
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: High school wrestling. Big moment you're lying, coach, I mean

1268
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: you're nervous one man with a do you start the

1269
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: wrestle with somebody grabbing your nuts? Is that there's two

1270
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: men on a map, barely any close coach, one person

1271
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: comes out, the other person could lose their Okay, So

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01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: that was one time he was nervous. The other time

1273
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: is when him Billiam south Beach played naked ping Bone.

1274
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: He said, no, the other one was nervous when he's

1275
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: in the shower with his dad and he was where

1276
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: his brother was gonna get more attention, correct that after

1277
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: before they were coming in his dad's hands, coming after

1278
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 1: the shower. And also person in our fantasy league whoever

1279
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: named their team showers with dad. Please, we're gonna send

1280
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: a cease and desist, change your name. Thank you. Yeah,

1281
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: their team name still is Showers with Dad, Good morning,

1282
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: loses great. You know how you know how much of

1283
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: a back burner we gave the US open. Oh that's

1284
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: what happens when Bryson with one. And I was excited

1285
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: for He's so smart though so stupid. He goes, I

1286
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 1: did all the numbers last night, and I could tell

1287
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: like he even now in his sentences says numbers. Please

1288
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: shut up about your numbers coach yesterday during the broadcast,

1289
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: like this guy, I mean, according to his parents, he

1290
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: understood algebra at the agency. It was one plus one

1291
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: equals too. Yeah, three close, but we'll try again. One

1292
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: square root Hi, Okay, that's what he was saying. And

1293
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: then he's in the rough at one point and they're

1294
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: talking about him like, I mean, I'll tell you one

1295
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: on some of these topics about you know, health and stuff,

1296
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: I bet you, they said, they said, I bet you

1297
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: Bryson could give us better answers than some neurosurgeons, Like,

1298
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: come on, guys. But it was anti comatic. He just

1299
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: kind of I mean, it was the numbers thing. He

1300
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: just know what I'm saying. He just kind of dominated

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01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: on something, there was no one, it was just okay.

1302
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: And then this Matthew Wolf guy, you know, with the

1303
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: ugliest swing to okay, like when he really slices the

1304
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: ball or a monster hook like stupid. Your swing is stupid, yes,

1305
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: But then's like that's the thing when he jack something up.

1306
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 1: It's like, why don't you just do the way everybody else? Yeah,

1307
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't care if you've been doing that since you

1308
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: were ten years old, fix it. That's why it's so bad.

1309
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: It really does throw you off as a viewer though. Guys, guys,

1310
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: when we're watching the golf, you're used to this pace

1311
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: boom DJ he swags around the course Tiger so uh,

1312
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: everything is so sweet, watches from home pretty much. But

1313
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: then you got our boy Wolf. Dude, it's herkey jerky

1314
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: like oh, like she looks like his swing looks like

1315
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: Charles Barkley swing. Yeah, if you've ever seen Charles Barkley

1316
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: swing a golf club, that's what Wolf looks like. I mean,

1317
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: there's something to be said about the normal pace swing

1318
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: that's not so reckless and more controlled like Bryce. And

1319
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: and then then you have Bryson on the other side

1320
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,439
Speaker 1: that's named bon You have him on the other side

1321
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: where his left arm is super straight, and then he

1322
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: just like absolutely murders the it's gonna go one way

1323
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: or the other. And if you miss that to the

1324
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 1: left or right, Bro, it's going way out of here.

1325
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,919
Speaker 1: He may hit it four yards, but he is gonna

1326
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: miss it more than him. But it's but also, Bro,

1327
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: like you, I mean, don't make it look like you're

1328
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:38,439
Speaker 1: on looks ridiculous. It's both him and Matthew Wolf look ridiculous.

1329
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: They look Okay, who looks more ridiculous, Bryson or Wolf

1330
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: swing in what sense? Just more ridiculous the way they

1331
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: look Bryson because every time he's about to hit the ball,

1332
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: he looks like he's gonna get like he literally is

1333
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: looking at the uh golf ball, like gets up. Did

1334
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: you see him eating cheeseburger when he's walking to the hole?

1335
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: Stop it, Wolf, Rand of the bathroom. He had to

1336
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: take a coach. I saw that. Coach. Did you guys

1337
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: watch the end of it? I didn't watch. I watched

1338
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: on Saturday a little bit on Sunday. It was all football, coach.

1339
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: No point in watching the end of that. There's no

1340
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: point well, I mean yet, Joe, I would have liked

1341
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: to hear Bryson's speech because I feel like it'd be

1342
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: I heard that he just shouted out his sponsors, every

1343
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 1: sponsor he has. He was just giving him shout outs.

1344
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: Let me see, I'm in the route to the square one.

1345
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: And he even, dude in his interviews, he goes, yeah, yeah,

1346
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: we were out late last Oh didn't you see the

1347
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 1: video footage He was at the range when it was

1348
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: dark out, and he said, since he's a mathematician, he

1349
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: said he wanted the temperature to be the exact same

1350
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 1: temperature that he was going to play in the next day.

1351
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: That's all bs, that's smart because he was waiting for

1352
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: the summer equinox of the solstice to be perfect. I'm like, bro,

1353
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: just go swing the skin club. Okay, that's how Tiger won,

1354
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: and Tigers just like shut Yeah, like Tiger was back

1355
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: in thirteen waitresses and also winning tournaments. Bro, but that's

1356
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,720
Speaker 1: still a number. Imagine, imagine if Tiger knew about the

1357
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,559
Speaker 1: weather thing back then. How many terms? What do you

1358
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: want to know about assualtics lining up with the the

1359
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 1: equinox with the equator? I mean, dude, Bryson, Yeah, while

1360
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: you're doing your algebra book at night, dude, Tiger was

1361
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: at Perkins in the waitress. B You know what I

1362
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: would do if I was like on the same uh

1363
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: tea time or the same group as Bryson. I would

1364
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: bring a calculator just to be funny on TV. And

1365
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,559
Speaker 1: when he's like looking to put behind him, like punching

1366
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: the numbers coach, I mean Bryson. The way Bryson is,

1367
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: he might as well have a damn pro tractor out there.

1368
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: Like he's got to bake a calculator out there, Jim

1369
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: nance uh. Instead of using a ninth club, Bryson, for

1370
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: the first time ever, has brought a right angle onto

1371
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: the course, and we'll use that as one of his clubs.

1372
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 1: He's allowed to do that. He's not using a ball marker.

1373
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: He's using an actual pro tractor. Bryson the first player

1374
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 1: to not use a circular ball but more of a

1375
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 1: spear very interest, not a pro tract. What's the one

1376
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 1: with the pin, Yeah, that was the compass. He brings

1377
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: the compass. He uses that as the ball barker. I

1378
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: was sitting over here trying to come up with that.

1379
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not a driver, So I mean dude,

1380
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: can we we're gonna hear about this dude and his

1381
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 1: numbers for twenty years. They're like, they don't really have

1382
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,160
Speaker 1: to ride on the green. This pencil market on the green.

1383
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: This is not a number two pencil. Like, what what

1384
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 1: do you guys expect? I don't know why, but I

1385
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 1: just can't stand that dude. There are three people on

1386
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: the tour that I can't stand Bryson, Justin Thomas, Justin Thomas.

1387
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:37,599
Speaker 1: And who's the Bubba? Is he still on the tour?

1388
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: Bubba Watson? Yeah, he was top twenty or something today.

1389
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 1: Yesterday I didn't even realize. I mean that poor. That's

1390
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:48,040
Speaker 1: another one. He's kind of dropped off. Oh you haven't

1391
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: heard about him, dude since Bubb's Barbecue. You hear about

1392
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: Bubb's Barbecue more. You hear about Bubba Watson's que all right?

1393
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: And the Jets are god awful. They are so bad here.

1394
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: I want to see if Nan sucks him off. While

1395
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: Antimi und nineteen previous, she was opens three times, has

1396
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: the champion been the only player to break part in

1397
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: the final round? Geene Sarah's in nineteen two Byron Nelson

1398
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty nine, Jack fleck, Like what a dumb stack?

1399
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 1: You think Jim would have rather been at the Chargers game?

1400
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: That isn't Jim and some other dude? Oh and here's

1401
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: the final will the math add upon the putt? The

1402
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:32,799
Speaker 1: math is true, No racer needed his pens and pencils

1403
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: have created a numbers mathematician of America when champions and

1404
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 1: the numbers don't lie. I don't know where do those

1405
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 1: people come from, but they allow people On Sunday there

1406
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 1: was people and then they might have pumped it in

1407
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: as well. But is that the volunteers. I don't know. No,

1408
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 1: I think they might have allowed a few people in

1409
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: for Sundays to be real, these volunteers, when they congregate

1410
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: at these holes, that's probably not socially distance. I agree

1411
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 1: with you. I agree with you. Any good news for

1412
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: your Cowboys one and your division and sucks. So I

1413
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: mean the NFC East is got off, Yes, I mean

1414
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: I'd like to win more games, but just in case

1415
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: we don't, I still feel good about me. You feel good?

1416
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: I mean, Washington is terrible, the Giants are terrible. They

1417
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,599
Speaker 1: would have a comeback day, and Philly is awful, Like

1418
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: is it time? Can we? Is it? Time to stop

1419
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,439
Speaker 1: hyping Carson Wentz as the next great thing. He's the

1420
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 1: biggest thing in North Dakota. Send him back there. I

1421
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: mean we put all this. I mean I keep saying

1422
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 1: back up. I don't know. The Sims probably got him starting.

1423
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 1: I know they're there. No Nate Sudfield, Oh yeah, and

1424
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: they're they're emergency QB that's still getting paid on their

1425
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: practice squad. That but he's still live in the town.

1426
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: It's my different college. Yeah, I don't know wins dude,

1427
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,080
Speaker 1: that hype train him and Sam Donald, We're supposed to

1428
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,599
Speaker 1: be the next two young guns and they both suck.

1429
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 1: And you know what, because because we thought Jared Goff sucked.

1430
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say it could be coaching. But because

1431
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,759
Speaker 1: Jared Goff sucked, with is using him as an example,

1432
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: use freaking Baker Mayfield an example. Well, Jared Goff has

1433
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:12,719
Speaker 1: gone from suck to good. Could you view the words

1434
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,600
Speaker 1: sucked ten times? Yes, now I'm saying Baker Mayfield and

1435
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,599
Speaker 1: the whole thing. We're like, yeah, we thought they sucked.

1436
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: He still sucks. He won, though, but just because you

1437
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: win me exactly. It was more of the running game.

1438
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I thought he was gonna have a

1439
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,599
Speaker 1: good year. So far, we've seen that to two days,

1440
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: two games of Baker still not there. That's a good

1441
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: hot take. Thanks Happy Monday and the Celtics and uh heat.

1442
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: They don't play Aga ntil Wednesday because they gotta wait

1443
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: for the Western Conference to catch up. So there's no

1444
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: basketball tonight, just football Saints at Raidars Raiders. I like

1445
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,160
Speaker 1: the writer, I get five and a half and there's

1446
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 1: no Michael Thomas last I heard. I like Michael Thomas

1447
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: is out. Yeah, I'll take the Raiders. Are you know? Coach?

1448
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the lunchbox. I don't feel infortable

1449
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: with it, so and it may not later. I may

1450
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,800
Speaker 1: not make a lot till next three weeks. I know

1451
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,719
Speaker 1: we're a sports podcast and we're known for doing our locks.

1452
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,759
Speaker 1: We're not not, guys, We're not a gambling sports cup podcast.

1453
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 1: You understand. We are whatever we want. Why don't we

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01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 1: just do bakery? Why don't we do pottery? Barring coach?

1455
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 1: Because that's not a bad idea. This is let me,

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01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,599
Speaker 1: let me how's it going? How's your d I y projects?

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01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 1: This weekend? Guys? Hey, it's Ray Eddie and Lunch and

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01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:29,360
Speaker 1: we love to hammer. Let me a great fertilize. Let

1459
01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:33,479
Speaker 1: me tell you why the example we're not like, I mean,

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01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 1: how far we are from? We know we're not a

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01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 1: gambling podcast, coach. You don't have a gambling account. Hey, guys,

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01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: all the weekend? Hold on, hold one second, let me

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01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:44,280
Speaker 1: pull up the schedule. Hold on, hold on? Um, um,

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01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 1: who's playing? Who? Coach? You know that's what all the

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01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 1: gambling podcast? Um, I'll take this team because yeah, I'll

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01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 1: take that team. Yeah. Why, I don't know. I just

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01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 1: like that look good? The numbers high? Eddie? How'd your

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01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,759
Speaker 1: grass look this weekend? Did you mow it? Hell, guys,

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01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: it's so you have to use a single blade Lawnmore, guys, listen,

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01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: if you're going to go chase hose, the best hose

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01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:11,560
Speaker 1: you can get is at home. Deep goer. So I

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01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 1: mowed this weekend, and boy do I love drinking and mowing? Eddie?

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01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 1: How's your grass coming along? With bird? Is it turf

1474
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 1: or is it Scott's for turf builder? Coach? I've heard.

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01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,560
Speaker 1: I mean we should probably do that what Home and

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01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,800
Speaker 1: Garden episode every Friday, Coach. Instead of covering the top floor,

1477
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 1: it's like if there's a massive slate of games, and

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01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: we go heart, Home and Garden. That sales is like, hey, guys,

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01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what the you're doing. Sales doesn't listen

1480
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,800
Speaker 1: to this show? Are you kidding? No one listens? And

1481
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 1: who sold the Trojan condoms um commercial we run on

1482
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 1: the show. That's awesome? You heard that? Yeah? Who reads

1483
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: for it? I wouldn't mind reading one of those. Hey guys,

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01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 1: it's Sissan. When I'm reaching for a Jimmy, I only

1485
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 1: go with Trojan. I got the extra small one. But

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01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,519
Speaker 1: the good thing is that come in all different sizes

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01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 1: with the glow in the dark. I only was the

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01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: extra small, five of them. I put them all together.

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01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 1: I like the strawberry flavored. Hey, guys, if you were

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01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,080
Speaker 1: tasted banana, might I recommended Jimmy from Trojan. They're flavored

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01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 1: and sometimes I almost think it's the real fruit. Honey,

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01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 1: get in here, my wife can attest to him. Alright, guys,

1493
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:23,719
Speaker 1: what's your favorite fruit? My wife says, the banana flavored condom? Okay, okay,

1494
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 1: all right, we're done. Yeah. So hey, everybody that drifted,

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01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: say kwan, sorry man. You know all those first picks,

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01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: all you first pick, second, I mean, I think it

1497
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 1: was on the second pick. This year. Paffrey was number one.

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01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: But McCaffrey's out for a few weeks. Second year in

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01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 1: a row. Fixed my fantasy, Dean you mother, so, I mean,

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01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: there were so many injuries yesterday. Fix it, Brandon. Write

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01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,719
Speaker 1: me a better script and get a better printer paper. Mother.

1502
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm I apologize. It's gonna be a rough year without him. Sorry, guys,

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01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,760
Speaker 1: all right, have a good day, all right, goodbye, everybody.

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01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: Fantasy is so stupid, man, that was. It's ben funny today.