Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever.
Speaker 2: So yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 2: Mama Told.
Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we forget to download the script.
Speaker 3: So we're going off the top right now because I
Speaker 3: thought I had it open but I didn't.
Speaker 2: Who cares, you know, who doesn't matter. None of this
Speaker 2: means anything.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: What does mean something is it's a motherfucking mini episode,
Speaker 2: and that means we're diving into your bullshit. You're Shenanigans.
Speaker 3: The stuff don't send down, kay.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear what shit you've come up
Speaker 2: with this week, you son of a bitch, You fucking idiots,
Speaker 2: you fucking you're a scoundrel. I bet you went to
Speaker 2: school in the portabulls. I bet I bet you went
Speaker 2: to school on the portal and you didn't even take
Speaker 2: a hard, hard major.
Speaker 3: You probably studied something easy and yeah, mass communications. That's
Speaker 3: that you're not a mass calm degree and be a
Speaker 3: radio fucking DJ. David good good idea.
Speaker 2: But I don't know why I can't find a job
Speaker 2: because it's a useless degree.
Speaker 3: Fuck base because nobody cares about exercise technology. Dumb ass, Just.
Speaker 2: Get a trainer certificate like the rest of us.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ will give you. I'll give my money to
Speaker 3: a buff guy to make me buff. I don't need
Speaker 3: to know about the paperwork.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know that you went to school
Speaker 2: to make me buff.
Speaker 3: Just make me buff. You didn't have to go to school.
Speaker 3: You got buff. That's the one requirement he did.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing I've ever cared about with a
Speaker 2: buff guy yelling at me, is is to your buff
Speaker 2: guy tricks? Well this derailed quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this got crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah it got out of hand. But you know what
Speaker 2: didn't get out of hand? Is is Today is a
Speaker 2: mini episode. We got an email from a listener who
Speaker 2: who wanted to express their their personal conspiracy theories or
Speaker 2: share at least a conspiracy theory they seem to be
Speaker 2: somewhat invested in. And this one comes to us from
Speaker 2: a person whose name Their name is Dogon. Their name
Speaker 2: is Dogon. Dogon sent us a message Uh.
Speaker 3: D O g O n.
Speaker 2: But at the end they they made it very clear.
Speaker 2: It's pronounced d oe dash g A w n.
Speaker 3: Oh dogone Yeah, yeah, I got it was like dogone.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think it's class.
Speaker 3: Give me these dog gone muscles, buff guy.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of looking like this. Buff guys. Take my
Speaker 2: hurt away, replace it with abs. Replace my hurt with abs.
Speaker 2: That's the old everybody, right, that's the difference. And don't
Speaker 2: that's that's physically true, not at all. And if they do,
Speaker 2: that's salt. That salt washes away on those sweet abs.
Speaker 2: But Dogan sent us a beautiful message, they said, Leangthston
Speaker 2: and David exclamation points. So you know this person is serious,
Speaker 2: they said, Lengthston and David, hotep and hot salami bacon.
Speaker 2: To the two of you, I'd like to offer my
Speaker 2: sincereous congratulations for your ceaseless commitment to the mental decay
Speaker 2: of the black maned woman and child.
Speaker 4: That that sentence felt, That does not that's not a compliment.
Speaker 4: It's not what we were aiming for, not at all.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was I trying to heald the
Speaker 4: black community. No, no, I was not, but decay. I
Speaker 4: don't know that I that were decaying anything.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be complicent in like the decline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, give us a little credit. We're keeping
Speaker 2: things neutral.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 3: Come on, this is a Tusky he had.
Speaker 2: The man's wearing a Tuskegee hat, and you don't know
Speaker 2: which side he's on with the Tuskegee experiments. You know,
Speaker 2: maybe I hate it, but anyway, Uh. Dogan goes on
Speaker 2: to say, so, one of my favorite black conspiracy theories
Speaker 2: is one that I came across in a YouTube university
Speaker 2: wormhole of video suggested after I was searching for more
Speaker 2: information about Brother Polite's rape accusations.
Speaker 3: Oh, I did not know that he had that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I too was.
Speaker 2: After reading this email went down a bit of a
Speaker 2: rabbit hole, and it appears he's in uh quite a pickle.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: I won't say whose pickle it is or who made it,
Speaker 2: but it certainly seems like he's He's got some trouble
Speaker 2: of brewing for him.
Speaker 3: I guess I haven't seen him in a few years. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Were you a big Brother Polite tracker before this? I'm
Speaker 2: a big dj vladd interview washer ish shit? Have you
Speaker 2: ever before I derail us too much? Although this this,
Speaker 2: have you ever subscribed to the theory that dj vladd
Speaker 2: is a is a FEDS?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It goes back and forth. I mean, it's not exactly
Speaker 3: rocket science what he's doing. These people do come on
Speaker 3: and just they're like, here's this crime that I committed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent, you know what I mean, say
Speaker 2: the stuff.
Speaker 3: And I I just don't if he's the Feds, the
Speaker 3: Feds are getting weird. I don't think that he is fed. No, No,
Speaker 3: I think he's a weird Russian dude.
Speaker 2: Here's what bugs me is how intentional he is about
Speaker 2: not showing his face and and ever like making it
Speaker 2: clear of what he looks like. You could google though,
Speaker 2: sure of course, but but you could also google the
Speaker 2: people that have gotten in trouble from DJ blad interviews.
Speaker 2: And yet people continue to go on there and get
Speaker 2: in more trouble from DJ blad interviews. So you know,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a complex thing, this google rule. But
Speaker 2: it bugs me a little bit that this white man
Speaker 2: intentionally with a very black voice, mind you, is very black,
Speaker 2: black enough.
Speaker 3: When you see his face it matches his voice. You're
Speaker 3: a big fan.
Speaker 2: I love how you're going to.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not at all what I'm just I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, I'm not I'm not going listen, don't don't
Speaker 3: do that to me.
Speaker 2: You're like, he has a voice of an angel and
Speaker 2: he's never heard anybody.
Speaker 3: I just I respect gifted broadcasters. I also did get
Speaker 3: a gifted broadcaster and myself.
Speaker 2: The man's a journalist, and you're not gonna sit here
Speaker 2: and play these games like he's not.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying you Google image search dj blad and
Speaker 3: the third picture is him throwing up the w with
Speaker 3: Quincy Jones. Now, if that's not a man to be admired,
Speaker 3: I don't really.
Speaker 2: Know who is. Yeah, that's fair, And I will also
Speaker 2: say that that he seems more like a Russian operative
Speaker 2: based off of his face, a federal agent.
Speaker 3: That's what we need to be looking at. Is like
Speaker 3: him leaking Noriega's secrets to.
Speaker 2: Putin sure is like is like, mister Noriega, You're in
Speaker 2: quite a bit the trouble. Anyway, DJ Vlad is apparently
Speaker 2: not a fed but in fact a Russian operative. We'll
Speaker 2: deal with that another day. But so they go on
Speaker 2: to say, my mama told me that the government is
Speaker 2: putting astrasen atras in in the water supply to make
Speaker 2: black men gay. For more context by biologist Tyrone Hayes,
Speaker 2: claims that, as you know Tyrone Hayes, you're a big
Speaker 2: fan of his work.
Speaker 3: No, don't do that to me. I never met him.
Speaker 3: I don't know him. I don't know doctor Sebby. I
Speaker 3: hate texts.
Speaker 2: Tyrone Hayes claims that atras in, a weed killing chemical,
Speaker 2: has been shown to feminize male frogs. Theorists claim that
Speaker 2: traces of this chemical have been found with suspiciously elevated
Speaker 2: amounts in the water supply in predominantly black neighborhoods and cities. Thus,
Speaker 2: these chemicals are put are put there with the intent
Speaker 2: of feminizing otherwise straight black men. I would love to
Speaker 2: hear your take on these absurd claims.
Speaker 3: Oh, you want me to go first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's where.
Speaker 2: You have a prepared statement, right, don't you have.
Speaker 3: A as someone who's been claimed to be feminized many
Speaker 3: times by more masculine black men. Hey, I don't think
Speaker 3: that's a bad I think we went too hard with
Speaker 3: the masculine for a minute. And listen, I love the locks,
Speaker 3: right and whatnot. Maybe we need maybe we need to
Speaker 3: relax it a bit. Yeah, maybe we Maybe we need
Speaker 3: maybe black men need, we need a softer edge. It's
Speaker 3: like you just can't go that hard forever.
Speaker 2: Listen. I think I think the point in which we
Speaker 2: had exceeded sort of like masculinity as a black Black
Speaker 2: Robs woe, I think is where it was like it
Speaker 2: was too much you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was eighty seven men just yelling woe together in
Speaker 2: the streets of New York, not a woman in sight.
Speaker 2: And somehow these were the people that we were like
Speaker 2: admiring and wanting to be like it was too much shit.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a fun anecdote about Black Rob's Woe?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Uh, My Auntie and cire leone who speaks no English,
Speaker 3: basically loves that song. I would be in I was
Speaker 3: all like sad with my discman on, and she'd be like, hey,
Speaker 3: it's not David, and she wanted me to play that
Speaker 3: song and she would just all she just would say
Speaker 3: was whoa and then she would like loves it. So
Speaker 3: it did. It did branch out. But yeah, I think
Speaker 3: the black Crop, I think the fifty. I think whenever
Speaker 3: those G Units sports bras came.
Speaker 2: Out, Yeah, the G Unit tank tops good, I think
Speaker 2: that was the that was we had gone too far.
Speaker 2: It's so masculine that it that it becomes feminine to
Speaker 2: the point that that.
Speaker 3: Right, like now you're wearing a bra. You didn't even
Speaker 3: know you just wanted to be in guerrilla unit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were pretending that this was like a bulletproof
Speaker 2: vest tank top, but it truly is just a cute halter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a cute halter with the with the with
Speaker 3: the multi colored fringe.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you look gorgeous to me.
Speaker 3: You look amazing, bright eyes and where you going?
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 3: So hey. I do think that I do think there
Speaker 3: needs to be some feminization in general. But also do
Speaker 3: I think they're putting it in the water specific No,
Speaker 3: of course not, because have you've seen what white dudes
Speaker 3: are doing, Like, if it's in our water, it's in
Speaker 3: their commercial. These duds are here crying at medication commercials
Speaker 3: like they're going bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I also think that there's something
Speaker 2: a little dangerous about equating feminization and homosexuality. Those are
Speaker 2: two different things, very different things.
Speaker 3: Good. That was a joke.
Speaker 2: We got it our record, folks, positive, I was done
Speaker 2: in this business and it's it's on the mic.
Speaker 3: Listen, shoot or shoot. That was a joke thing, not
Speaker 3: how I feel about anything.
Speaker 2: But no, to that point there, it's they're not the
Speaker 2: same thing, right that, Like, I know very effeminate men
Speaker 2: who happen to have sex with women, and I also
Speaker 2: know some very like hyper masculine dudes who fuck the
Speaker 2: shit out.
Speaker 3: Of other dudes and shout some of my gay thugs.
Speaker 2: Shout out to some of them, and.
Speaker 3: Not all of you, not goons, but everybody else. Sam
Speaker 3: and Giorgio used to tell me because I lived with him,
Speaker 3: he told me there's a gay thugs club in la
Speaker 3: oh whoa. He said, they're just in there with like
Speaker 3: starter jackets and pistols. But also, that's.
Speaker 2: That's interesting because Okay, I have follow up questions, I guess,
Speaker 2: and maybe we need to get Solomon back on the
Speaker 2: pod to get as much clarity as he can provide.
Speaker 2: But but does does that mean it's exclusively gay thugs
Speaker 2: or is it like this is for the gay thugs,
Speaker 2: but anybody can show up.
Speaker 3: I think gay thugs are like paprika, where if you
Speaker 3: put a little bit in, you're gonna know that it's
Speaker 3: in that dish. So I think maybe it was just
Speaker 3: like maybe a club where there was ten gate thugs.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's a reason why
Speaker 2: when you go to the deli they keep your pickles separate.
Speaker 2: You know, it's gonna change the flavor of that sandwich
Speaker 2: whether you wanted it to or not.
Speaker 3: It only takes one of those strawberry spoonfuls to turn
Speaker 3: the whole glass of milk red. That was a weird pink.
Speaker 3: That was a weird analogy. The point is like, and
Speaker 3: I think that's the least explored group. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think Gata get a lot of They don't
Speaker 2: get a lot of TV time, and when they do,
Speaker 2: it's often associated with like a type of like jail violence.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 2: Home Light went there, but he he didn't even really
Speaker 2: uh he wasn't even at peace in his.
Speaker 3: Ship, you know. No, he never embraced it. He quite
Speaker 3: the opposite.
Speaker 2: No, he just sat on the couch next to the
Speaker 2: man of his dreams. Yeah, and didn't even pursue it.
Speaker 3: Which is crazy because like a black man bearing an emotion,
Speaker 3: I never heard of that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it was such a great film, is uh,
Speaker 2: they use their imaginations.
Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna jump start the gay thug movement,
Speaker 3: but you really didn't hear about them after that.
Speaker 2: No, they were like, oh, he's still in the closet.
Speaker 3: Cool. I will also stay that way from that, like,
Speaker 3: thank god, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this motherfucker's doing it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's got an old school.
Speaker 2: Just show up to a diner at three in the
Speaker 2: morning and look at the dude. Who you who you've
Speaker 2: been fawning over for the past twenty years.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that was really sad. Start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a hard movie, but beautiful, beautiful. Same time.
Speaker 2: I think we would be we would be remiss if
Speaker 2: we didn't bring up the fact that that famed conspiracy
Speaker 2: theorist Alex Jones made very similar arguments on his super
Speaker 2: successful podcast, not specific to black people, but more specific
Speaker 2: to the general community or the general like American populist
Speaker 2: that that they are there's an enzyme, a substance in
Speaker 2: the water that is turning the freakin frogs gay, I
Speaker 2: believe was the quote. And uh, and I guess now
Speaker 2: it is now being targeted specifically at black people, is
Speaker 2: the plan.
Speaker 3: I also, you also have to go into your head
Speaker 3: about so what what harm is that supposedly gonna do.
Speaker 2: Making black men more feminine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, So what's like then what I
Speaker 3: think and the crimes we commit are overwhelmingly towards one another.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess. And I have family members who
Speaker 2: have subscribed to to the theory that Hollywood specifically is
Speaker 2: like over exposing us to gay imagery with the intent
Speaker 2: of making black men less masculine and taking away the
Speaker 2: nuclear family. Blah blah blah blah blah. But I will
Speaker 2: say that the big fear is sort of like reducing
Speaker 2: our population, I think is what they say is ultimately
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. That if you make men want to
Speaker 2: fuck men, it means less black, proud black babies are born,
Speaker 2: and then you know, you end up erasing deep black identity.
Speaker 3: So really, what you're saying is to be socially responsible.
Speaker 3: We should all have a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: We should, we should. Nick Cannon is the only one
Speaker 2: doing it right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I've been saying it for years.
Speaker 2: I put it on my tombstone, Nick Airlines David Bory.
Speaker 2: Nick Cannon's the only one doing it right. It's a
Speaker 2: confusing tombstone, but it gets the message across you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're like, damn, this dud was one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Nick can it is still alive and he's still doing it, right,
Speaker 2: He's still coming in these ladies and making babies. Hey,
Speaker 2: good for him, man, good for Nick Cannon.
Speaker 3: He's having a good time.
Speaker 2: What do you think about it being in the water though,
Speaker 2: I believe, and this is something that I think I've
Speaker 2: maintained on the podcast for a long time. I do
Speaker 2: not put it past them to put something weird in
Speaker 2: our water, right, I don't necessarily believe that the sole
Speaker 2: purpose of it is femininization of any person. I think
Speaker 2: it's not that dissimilar from like yellow number five being
Speaker 2: in our mountain dew, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like they want you know, I don't do the dew.
Speaker 2: Oh but but if you do do that, do because
Speaker 2: of the fear that like it's gonna shrink your balls
Speaker 2: and make your sperm count trash or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: But I don't believe the motherfuckers put that in with
Speaker 2: the intent on shrinking balls or reducing sperm count. I
Speaker 2: think they put it in because it made the mountain
Speaker 2: dew look more awesome. And then when they found out.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait do you like
Speaker 3: mountain dew?
Speaker 2: It was mainly my main source of hydration for I
Speaker 2: would say two thirds of my life. And then I
Speaker 2: changed my ways. Hey, I'm sorry, man, who I fucking
Speaker 2: loved mountain dew for a long time. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Is that crazy? I loved it? It was my everything.
Speaker 2: I used to buy big gulps.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: This was back and there was a gas station by
Speaker 2: my house that had like a fake big gulp because
Speaker 2: seven eleven had branded it.
Speaker 3: But they got like a huge yeah you get it.
Speaker 2: I'd go and I say, hello, sir, one huge slurk please,
Speaker 2: and he say, get the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Of my mountain dude, my man, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real British, what I'm ordering a mountain do. But
Speaker 2: so this gas station not only had like the huge
Speaker 2: slurps available, but they had a free refill policy for
Speaker 2: the day. And I would get a I would wake up,
Speaker 2: I'd be there by like nine thirty ten am, fill
Speaker 2: it with mountain dew, and then refill it like twice
Speaker 2: a day before like fucking bedtime. I was drinking literally
Speaker 2: gallons of mountain dew every day. So the fact that
Speaker 2: I have a child is a absolute miracle. It is
Speaker 2: beyond reason and God's will that I that I'm able
Speaker 2: to have a person that I can call my own.
Speaker 3: You know, this is this is this is wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Don't be upset. Honestly, I'll tell you the truth. In
Speaker 3: my family, my own mom is.
Speaker 2: A he's adhead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I accept her. Like you know, we don't,
Speaker 3: like we take pictures together.
Speaker 2: He put that twenty ounce down. I want to we
Speaker 2: gotta take a family photo.
Speaker 3: I always assumed it's because she was so little that
Speaker 3: she gets, like because my mom's she's like four ten
Speaker 3: or four eleven five foot That's what I always assumed
Speaker 3: that was because it gets because it tastes bad and
Speaker 3: that color is not cool, that color looks like something
Speaker 3: it looks like, and I freeze.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, man, it used
Speaker 2: to tastes real awesome to me.
Speaker 3: I'ven't had you. It sounds like you still love it.
Speaker 3: You just know you can't. It's like a bad ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I think in a lot of ways, that's what soda
Speaker 2: is for me, Like pop soda, whatever the fuck y'all
Speaker 2: call it. It's it's it was so special to me
Speaker 2: and we we did so much together that I can't
Speaker 2: go back to it because I know it's only gonna
Speaker 2: create hurt and pain.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is man. I don't know why I've just
Speaker 3: I guess I've always known you to seem like you're
Speaker 3: about your ship. I never I never imagined a mountain
Speaker 3: do guy.
Speaker 2: No, my nigga, I was. I was mountain dew and honey.
Speaker 3: You doing to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I could tell because you said that awesome color. That's
Speaker 3: what like hipped me off where I was like, wait
Speaker 3: a second, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: He thinks that's cool. Something's gonna ry here.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I mean if you don't take anything and
Speaker 3: I listeners, please email in and see if maybe I'm
Speaker 3: crazy for being surprised.
Speaker 2: I actually think you're you're you're a little off base here.
Speaker 2: I think more people were and and maybe are even
Speaker 2: currently drinking mountain Dew than you think.
Speaker 3: That's probably true. It's still being made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's they. I don't think they took a
Speaker 2: hit in the pandemic, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I don't think they're like struggling to find a new
Speaker 2: base of of I do think.
Speaker 3: They didn't want minorities. I think they wanted us to
Speaker 3: drink sprite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that that was That was a much more
Speaker 2: like awesome, we're fucking skateboarding and thrashing. Yeah, drink and yes, Olivia.
Speaker 2: Olivia's mentioning Code red, And I do think Code Red
Speaker 2: was there sort of like nod to black people. It
Speaker 2: was no, I think absolutely, I think that was them going.
Speaker 3: It would have been code purple. First of all, well.
Speaker 2: They got to purple. If you've kept up with Mountain Dew,
Speaker 2: they eventually they eventually went purple. And have I tried
Speaker 2: all the flavors? Goddamn right I have.
Speaker 3: Do you ever do a do in secret?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Like if it's just been like a rough week, baby
Speaker 3: won't stop crying, boss screaming down your neck, I like
Speaker 3: that in your head.
Speaker 2: I'm like passed out on my couch, like just from
Speaker 2: drinking six dudes, and my wife comes down and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta get it together. You're fucking sick. Here's sick.
Speaker 2: It's killing our family, And like I can't, it's too delicious.
Speaker 2: I'm doing the duke.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 2: Look at you, you're fucking sick.
Speaker 3: You got like a white beater artists on stane.
Speaker 2: With that awesome color. We're going to stand my sisters.
Speaker 2: I can't be around you any how.
Speaker 3: It's either me or the baby or the duke.
Speaker 2: And I go, well, strap me to a mountain, sister,
Speaker 2: because I'm doing the dew.
Speaker 3: I don't make it do what it do. Oh, that's
Speaker 3: so funny anyway.
Speaker 2: And my point is that I think I think that
Speaker 2: they did not intentionally put anything in the water for
Speaker 2: the sake of necessarily harming us as much as harmful
Speaker 2: shit ends up in our water, and they're perfectly fine
Speaker 2: with whatever happens on the back.
Speaker 3: End, right right, Yeah, I think the feminine feminization is
Speaker 3: just like, uh, but also I don't see that women
Speaker 3: are getting more feminine, So what about that? Hmmm, spit.
Speaker 3: That's the whole I realize. As soon as I started
Speaker 3: talking about it, I was like, this is this is
Speaker 3: shaky ground. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to prove it or disability.
Speaker 3: I just don't like, I don't see women getting more
Speaker 3: like it doesn't seem like that to me.
Speaker 2: Sure, It's not like they're like permanently walking on their
Speaker 2: tiptoes now, So uh, yeah, it's you're just still regular ladies.
Speaker 2: And I think men are just becoming less toxic. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 3: I really think we're just like acknowledging emotions and nobody
Speaker 3: knows what to do with it.
Speaker 2: They're like this, this motherfucker gotta be gay because he
Speaker 2: keeps talking about how he made peace with his dad.
Speaker 3: Right, I go to therapy everyone. I haven't done that
Speaker 3: dad thing, but some other good shit, some other good shit.
Speaker 3: Look at you there, that's the target I might kill.
Speaker 3: But the point is, I don't think we should be
Speaker 3: afraid of the feminization of the black man. That's all
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I think I agree. I think it's perfectly normal
Speaker 2: to fear the substances that they're putting in our water,
Speaker 2: and we should examine all of it and maybe start
Speaker 2: figuring out better things or safer ways to drink it.
Speaker 2: But I don't think being gay is the byproduct of
Speaker 2: of what's happening there.
Speaker 3: I think that's as good as we can do on this.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I want to finish this off because
Speaker 2: Dogan also added, now that David is on the show.
Speaker 2: They said, ps, now that David is on the show,
Speaker 2: I would be honored to create an updated Afro surrealist
Speaker 2: HOTEP conspiracy inspired cover art featuring the both of you.
Speaker 2: Feel free to let me know if you intend on
Speaker 2: providing an opportunity for a black, queer, disabled artists, or
Speaker 2: if you will choose to uphold patriarchy patriarchal white supremacy
Speaker 2: by denying a member of intersectional, intersectionally oppressed community and
Speaker 2: opportunity for their artwork to be seen. The ball is
Speaker 2: in your court, looking forward.
Speaker 3: To the next I respect that do gone, because that's
Speaker 3: how I got every job I ever got in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna let a black man ride for Beavis
Speaker 3: and butt Head.
Speaker 2: Well, let me say this. I do think we need
Speaker 2: to update the cover art. I think David is an
Speaker 2: essential member of this team now and we need to
Speaker 2: reflect that in the cover art that said, I'm not
Speaker 2: letting no intersectional motherfucker do it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: You said that, you heard it, You heard it out
Speaker 3: of his mountain dew stained lips.
Speaker 2: Take your intersectional ass to the intersectional welfare line where
Speaker 2: you belong as far as I'm concerned. No, that's very
Speaker 2: lovely of you, Dogon, and we would we would love
Speaker 2: to see your work. It would be lovely. All right,
Speaker 2: we did it. Could you tell the people where they
Speaker 2: can find you and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at cool Guy Jokes
Speaker 3: eighty seven Fadedcomedydenver dot com. If you want to come
Speaker 3: out to my monthly showcase in Denver only having black
Speaker 3: and brown headliners from across the country, people that I
Speaker 3: really love and bringing them to Denver because sometimes it's hard.
Speaker 3: And then you know, just you know, I'm on some shit.
Speaker 2: Torry about me, yes, and I'll be headlining that and
Speaker 2: where our dates were very wrong on that that weekend
Speaker 2: that I think I'm supposed to be doing it. I
Speaker 2: think it's nine to sixteen that I'm heading to Denver.
Speaker 3: To that makes sense? Find that Oh you know what
Speaker 3: that is? Right? Because nine fifteen I'm doing an hour
Speaker 3: at Theollsian in Los Angeles and then I'm flying back
Speaker 3: to Denver for the Langston show.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we're trading places and then not we'll be
Speaker 2: there together.
Speaker 3: But please go and place is together.
Speaker 2: Go see David headline The Allegion, and then go see
Speaker 2: us go somewhere together out in Denver for a Faded
Speaker 2: comedy and as always, you can follow me at Langston
Speaker 2: Kerman on all the platforms, and if you want to
Speaker 2: send us your own conspiracy theories, your drops, your emails,
Speaker 2: your accusations of not being inclusive enough, please send it
Speaker 2: to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love
Speaker 2: to hear from you. Otherwise, that's it, Bye, bitch, motherfucking.
Speaker 1: Mini your soul many years so, motherfucking Mini, yoursel, motherfucking Mini,
Speaker 1: yoursel miniyearsis, mother fucking Mini. Eear a soul