1
00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:10,400
Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever.

2
00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:17,520
Speaker 2: So yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is.

3
00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,439
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

4
00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,639
Speaker 2: Mama Told.

5
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:26,000
Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we forget to download the script.

6
00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,040
Speaker 3: So we're going off the top right now because I

7
00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,560
Speaker 3: thought I had it open but I didn't.

8
00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,800
Speaker 2: Who cares, you know, who doesn't matter. None of this

9
00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 2: means anything.

10
00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,159
Speaker 3: You know.

11
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,600
Speaker 2: What does mean something is it's a motherfucking mini episode,

12
00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,440
Speaker 2: and that means we're diving into your bullshit. You're Shenanigans.

13
00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,959
Speaker 3: The stuff don't send down, kay.

14
00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,199
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear what shit you've come up

15
00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,680
Speaker 2: with this week, you son of a bitch, You fucking idiots,

16
00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,320
Speaker 2: you fucking you're a scoundrel. I bet you went to

17
00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,040
Speaker 2: school in the portabulls. I bet I bet you went

18
00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,440
Speaker 2: to school on the portal and you didn't even take

19
00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,080
Speaker 2: a hard, hard major.

20
00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:08,320
Speaker 3: You probably studied something easy and yeah, mass communications. That's

21
00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,400
Speaker 3: that you're not a mass calm degree and be a

22
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,240
Speaker 3: radio fucking DJ. David good good idea.

23
00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,360
Speaker 2: But I don't know why I can't find a job

24
00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,000
Speaker 2: because it's a useless degree.

25
00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:27,880
Speaker 3: Fuck base because nobody cares about exercise technology. Dumb ass, Just.

26
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,440
Speaker 2: Get a trainer certificate like the rest of us.

27
00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,440
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ will give you. I'll give my money to

28
00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,200
Speaker 3: a buff guy to make me buff. I don't need

29
00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,400
Speaker 3: to know about the paperwork.

30
00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,320
Speaker 2: I don't need to know that you went to school

31
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,160
Speaker 2: to make me buff.

32
00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,600
Speaker 3: Just make me buff. You didn't have to go to school.

33
00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,960
Speaker 3: You got buff. That's the one requirement he did.

34
00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,920
Speaker 2: That's the only thing I've ever cared about with a

35
00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,640
Speaker 2: buff guy yelling at me, is is to your buff

36
00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,720
Speaker 2: guy tricks? Well this derailed quickly.

37
00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, this got crazy.

38
00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah it got out of hand. But you know what

39
00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,560
Speaker 2: didn't get out of hand? Is is Today is a

40
00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,120
Speaker 2: mini episode. We got an email from a listener who

41
00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,480
Speaker 2: who wanted to express their their personal conspiracy theories or

42
00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,959
Speaker 2: share at least a conspiracy theory they seem to be

43
00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,799
Speaker 2: somewhat invested in. And this one comes to us from

44
00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,720
Speaker 2: a person whose name Their name is Dogon. Their name

45
00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,760
Speaker 2: is Dogon. Dogon sent us a message Uh.

46
00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,359
Speaker 3: D O g O n.

47
00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,480
Speaker 2: But at the end they they made it very clear.

48
00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:31,800
Speaker 2: It's pronounced d oe dash g A w n.

49
00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,200
Speaker 3: Oh dogone Yeah, yeah, I got it was like dogone.

50
00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think it's class.

51
00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,200
Speaker 3: Give me these dog gone muscles, buff guy.

52
00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,720
Speaker 2: I'm sick of looking like this. Buff guys. Take my

53
00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:58,160
Speaker 2: hurt away, replace it with abs. Replace my hurt with abs.

54
00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,480
Speaker 2: That's the old everybody, right, that's the difference. And don't

55
00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,919
Speaker 2: that's that's physically true, not at all. And if they do,

56
00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,560
Speaker 2: that's salt. That salt washes away on those sweet abs.

57
00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:16,679
Speaker 2: But Dogan sent us a beautiful message, they said, Leangthston

58
00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,200
Speaker 2: and David exclamation points. So you know this person is serious,

59
00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,760
Speaker 2: they said, Lengthston and David, hotep and hot salami bacon.

60
00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,760
Speaker 2: To the two of you, I'd like to offer my

61
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:30,240
Speaker 2: sincereous congratulations for your ceaseless commitment to the mental decay

62
00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,320
Speaker 2: of the black maned woman and child.

63
00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,240
Speaker 4: That that sentence felt, That does not that's not a compliment.

64
00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,800
Speaker 4: It's not what we were aiming for, not at all.

65
00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,240
Speaker 4: I don't think it was I trying to heald the

66
00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:48,080
Speaker 4: black community. No, no, I was not, but decay. I

67
00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,600
Speaker 4: don't know that I that were decaying anything.

68
00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to be complicent in like the decline.

69
00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, give us a little credit. We're keeping

70
00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:57,880
Speaker 2: things neutral.

71
00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,240
Speaker 1: Baby.

72
00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,600
Speaker 3: Come on, this is a Tusky he had.

73
00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,920
Speaker 2: The man's wearing a Tuskegee hat, and you don't know

74
00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,640
Speaker 2: which side he's on with the Tuskegee experiments. You know,

75
00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:20,280
Speaker 2: maybe I hate it, but anyway, Uh. Dogan goes on

76
00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,719
Speaker 2: to say, so, one of my favorite black conspiracy theories

77
00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,360
Speaker 2: is one that I came across in a YouTube university

78
00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,600
Speaker 2: wormhole of video suggested after I was searching for more

79
00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,440
Speaker 2: information about Brother Polite's rape accusations.

80
00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,200
Speaker 3: Oh, I did not know that he had that. Yeah,

81
00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,120
Speaker 3: I too was.

82
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,320
Speaker 2: After reading this email went down a bit of a

83
00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,400
Speaker 2: rabbit hole, and it appears he's in uh quite a pickle.

84
00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:45,200
Speaker 3: Uh.

85
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,120
Speaker 2: I won't say whose pickle it is or who made it,

86
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,720
Speaker 2: but it certainly seems like he's He's got some trouble

87
00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,960
Speaker 2: of brewing for him.

88
00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,680
Speaker 3: I guess I haven't seen him in a few years. Yeah.

89
00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,800
Speaker 2: Were you a big Brother Polite tracker before this? I'm

90
00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:06,440
Speaker 2: a big dj vladd interview washer ish shit? Have you

91
00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,680
Speaker 2: ever before I derail us too much? Although this this,

92
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,680
Speaker 2: have you ever subscribed to the theory that dj vladd

93
00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,400
Speaker 2: is a is a FEDS?

94
00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

95
00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,560
Speaker 3: It goes back and forth. I mean, it's not exactly

96
00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,360
Speaker 3: rocket science what he's doing. These people do come on

97
00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,080
Speaker 3: and just they're like, here's this crime that I committed.

98
00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent, you know what I mean, say

99
00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,839
Speaker 2: the stuff.

100
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,920
Speaker 3: And I I just don't if he's the Feds, the

101
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,480
Speaker 3: Feds are getting weird. I don't think that he is fed. No, No,

102
00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,840
Speaker 3: I think he's a weird Russian dude.

103
00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,000
Speaker 2: Here's what bugs me is how intentional he is about

104
00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,240
Speaker 2: not showing his face and and ever like making it

105
00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,320
Speaker 2: clear of what he looks like. You could google though,

106
00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,240
Speaker 2: sure of course, but but you could also google the

107
00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,160
Speaker 2: people that have gotten in trouble from DJ blad interviews.

108
00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,400
Speaker 2: And yet people continue to go on there and get

109
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,200
Speaker 2: in more trouble from DJ blad interviews. So you know,

110
00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,600
Speaker 2: it's a it's a complex thing, this google rule. But

111
00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,680
Speaker 2: it bugs me a little bit that this white man

112
00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:21,520
Speaker 2: intentionally with a very black voice, mind you, is very black,

113
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,160
Speaker 2: black enough.

114
00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,200
Speaker 3: When you see his face it matches his voice. You're

115
00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,960
Speaker 3: a big fan.

116
00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,159
Speaker 2: I love how you're going to.

117
00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,640
Speaker 3: That's not that's not at all what I'm just I'm

118
00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,520
Speaker 3: just saying, I'm not I'm not going listen, don't don't

119
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,000
Speaker 3: do that to me.

120
00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,400
Speaker 2: You're like, he has a voice of an angel and

121
00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,720
Speaker 2: he's never heard anybody.

122
00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,640
Speaker 3: I just I respect gifted broadcasters. I also did get

123
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,880
Speaker 3: a gifted broadcaster and myself.

124
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,600
Speaker 2: The man's a journalist, and you're not gonna sit here

125
00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,720
Speaker 2: and play these games like he's not.

126
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,240
Speaker 3: I'm just saying you Google image search dj blad and

127
00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,040
Speaker 3: the third picture is him throwing up the w with

128
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,039
Speaker 3: Quincy Jones. Now, if that's not a man to be admired,

129
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:04,839
Speaker 3: I don't really.

130
00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,520
Speaker 2: Know who is. Yeah, that's fair, And I will also

131
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:14,200
Speaker 2: say that that he seems more like a Russian operative

132
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,400
Speaker 2: based off of his face, a federal agent.

133
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,720
Speaker 3: That's what we need to be looking at. Is like

134
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,200
Speaker 3: him leaking Noriega's secrets to.

135
00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:32,120
Speaker 2: Putin sure is like is like, mister Noriega, You're in

136
00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:42,120
Speaker 2: quite a bit the trouble. Anyway, DJ Vlad is apparently

137
00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,240
Speaker 2: not a fed but in fact a Russian operative. We'll

138
00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,400
Speaker 2: deal with that another day. But so they go on

139
00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,040
Speaker 2: to say, my mama told me that the government is

140
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,880
Speaker 2: putting astrasen atras in in the water supply to make

141
00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:01,680
Speaker 2: black men gay. For more context by biologist Tyrone Hayes,

142
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,960
Speaker 2: claims that, as you know Tyrone Hayes, you're a big

143
00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:05,680
Speaker 2: fan of his work.

144
00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,320
Speaker 3: No, don't do that to me. I never met him.

145
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,160
Speaker 3: I don't know him. I don't know doctor Sebby. I

146
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,000
Speaker 3: hate texts.

147
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,800
Speaker 2: Tyrone Hayes claims that atras in, a weed killing chemical,

148
00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,800
Speaker 2: has been shown to feminize male frogs. Theorists claim that

149
00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,520
Speaker 2: traces of this chemical have been found with suspiciously elevated

150
00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:29,840
Speaker 2: amounts in the water supply in predominantly black neighborhoods and cities. Thus,

151
00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,079
Speaker 2: these chemicals are put are put there with the intent

152
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,160
Speaker 2: of feminizing otherwise straight black men. I would love to

153
00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,400
Speaker 2: hear your take on these absurd claims.

154
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:40,960
Speaker 3: Oh, you want me to go first.

155
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm not.

156
00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,079
Speaker 3: I'm not.

157
00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,280
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.

158
00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,160
Speaker 3: Okay, here's where.

159
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,880
Speaker 2: You have a prepared statement, right, don't you have.

160
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,680
Speaker 3: A as someone who's been claimed to be feminized many

161
00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,559
Speaker 3: times by more masculine black men. Hey, I don't think

162
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,360
Speaker 3: that's a bad I think we went too hard with

163
00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,720
Speaker 3: the masculine for a minute. And listen, I love the locks,

164
00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:11,319
Speaker 3: right and whatnot. Maybe we need maybe we need to

165
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,800
Speaker 3: relax it a bit. Yeah, maybe we Maybe we need

166
00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,120
Speaker 3: maybe black men need, we need a softer edge. It's

167
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,360
Speaker 3: like you just can't go that hard forever.

168
00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,719
Speaker 2: Listen. I think I think the point in which we

169
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,520
Speaker 2: had exceeded sort of like masculinity as a black Black

170
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,480
Speaker 2: Robs woe, I think is where it was like it

171
00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:31,760
Speaker 2: was too much you.

172
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,200
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.

173
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,599
Speaker 2: It was eighty seven men just yelling woe together in

174
00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:39,400
Speaker 2: the streets of New York, not a woman in sight.

175
00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,800
Speaker 2: And somehow these were the people that we were like

176
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000
Speaker 2: admiring and wanting to be like it was too much shit.

177
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,120
Speaker 3: Can I give you a fun anecdote about Black Rob's Woe?

178
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,160
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

179
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:54,000
Speaker 3: Uh, My Auntie and cire leone who speaks no English,

180
00:09:54,200 --> 00:10:00,240
Speaker 3: basically loves that song. I would be in I was

181
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,040
Speaker 3: all like sad with my discman on, and she'd be like, hey,

182
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,160
Speaker 3: it's not David, and she wanted me to play that

183
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,280
Speaker 3: song and she would just all she just would say

184
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,920
Speaker 3: was whoa and then she would like loves it. So

185
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,240
Speaker 3: it did. It did branch out. But yeah, I think

186
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,280
Speaker 3: the black Crop, I think the fifty. I think whenever

187
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,440
Speaker 3: those G Units sports bras came.

188
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,800
Speaker 2: Out, Yeah, the G Unit tank tops good, I think

189
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,520
Speaker 2: that was the that was we had gone too far.

190
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,319
Speaker 2: It's so masculine that it that it becomes feminine to

191
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,240
Speaker 2: the point that that.

192
00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,800
Speaker 3: Right, like now you're wearing a bra. You didn't even

193
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,760
Speaker 3: know you just wanted to be in guerrilla unit.

194
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were pretending that this was like a bulletproof

195
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,120
Speaker 2: vest tank top, but it truly is just a cute halter.

196
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a cute halter with the with the with

197
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,360
Speaker 3: the multi colored fringe.

198
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,599
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you look gorgeous to me.

199
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,439
Speaker 3: You look amazing, bright eyes and where you going?

200
00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:56,120
Speaker 2: We are.

201
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,679
Speaker 3: So hey. I do think that I do think there

202
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:06,199
Speaker 3: needs to be some feminization in general. But also do

203
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,480
Speaker 3: I think they're putting it in the water specific No,

204
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,800
Speaker 3: of course not, because have you've seen what white dudes

205
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,439
Speaker 3: are doing, Like, if it's in our water, it's in

206
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,880
Speaker 3: their commercial. These duds are here crying at medication commercials

207
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,640
Speaker 3: like they're going bad.

208
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I also think that there's something

209
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:29,600
Speaker 2: a little dangerous about equating feminization and homosexuality. Those are

210
00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:31,880
Speaker 2: two different things, very different things.

211
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,200
Speaker 3: Good. That was a joke.

212
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,480
Speaker 2: We got it our record, folks, positive, I was done

213
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,800
Speaker 2: in this business and it's it's on the mic.

214
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,400
Speaker 3: Listen, shoot or shoot. That was a joke thing, not

215
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,080
Speaker 3: how I feel about anything.

216
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,040
Speaker 2: But no, to that point there, it's they're not the

217
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,400
Speaker 2: same thing, right that, Like, I know very effeminate men

218
00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,640
Speaker 2: who happen to have sex with women, and I also

219
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,959
Speaker 2: know some very like hyper masculine dudes who fuck the

220
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:05,560
Speaker 2: shit out.

221
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,960
Speaker 3: Of other dudes and shout some of my gay thugs.

222
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,800
Speaker 2: Shout out to some of them, and.

223
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:18,920
Speaker 3: Not all of you, not goons, but everybody else. Sam

224
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,040
Speaker 3: and Giorgio used to tell me because I lived with him,

225
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,079
Speaker 3: he told me there's a gay thugs club in la

226
00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:28,040
Speaker 3: oh whoa. He said, they're just in there with like

227
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,400
Speaker 3: starter jackets and pistols. But also, that's.

228
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,840
Speaker 2: That's interesting because Okay, I have follow up questions, I guess,

229
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,400
Speaker 2: and maybe we need to get Solomon back on the

230
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,319
Speaker 2: pod to get as much clarity as he can provide.

231
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,200
Speaker 2: But but does does that mean it's exclusively gay thugs

232
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,880
Speaker 2: or is it like this is for the gay thugs,

233
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,440
Speaker 2: but anybody can show up.

234
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,079
Speaker 3: I think gay thugs are like paprika, where if you

235
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,760
Speaker 3: put a little bit in, you're gonna know that it's

236
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,240
Speaker 3: in that dish. So I think maybe it was just

237
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,319
Speaker 3: like maybe a club where there was ten gate thugs.

238
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,280
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's a reason why

239
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,880
Speaker 2: when you go to the deli they keep your pickles separate.

240
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,079
Speaker 2: You know, it's gonna change the flavor of that sandwich

241
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,439
Speaker 2: whether you wanted it to or not.

242
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,520
Speaker 3: It only takes one of those strawberry spoonfuls to turn

243
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:25,280
Speaker 3: the whole glass of milk red. That was a weird pink.

244
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,360
Speaker 3: That was a weird analogy. The point is like, and

245
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,600
Speaker 3: I think that's the least explored group. Yeah.

246
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,360
Speaker 2: I don't think Gata get a lot of They don't

247
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,040
Speaker 2: get a lot of TV time, and when they do,

248
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:41,400
Speaker 2: it's often associated with like a type of like jail violence.

249
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:41,959
Speaker 3: Ship.

250
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:42,360
Speaker 1: But like.

251
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,720
Speaker 2: Home Light went there, but he he didn't even really

252
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,720
Speaker 2: uh he wasn't even at peace in his.

253
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,800
Speaker 3: Ship, you know. No, he never embraced it. He quite

254
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:53,800
Speaker 3: the opposite.

255
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,480
Speaker 2: No, he just sat on the couch next to the

256
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,840
Speaker 2: man of his dreams. Yeah, and didn't even pursue it.

257
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,160
Speaker 3: Which is crazy because like a black man bearing an emotion,

258
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,559
Speaker 3: I never heard of that.

259
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,840
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it was such a great film, is uh,

260
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,680
Speaker 2: they use their imaginations.

261
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,559
Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna jump start the gay thug movement,

262
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,280
Speaker 3: but you really didn't hear about them after that.

263
00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,600
Speaker 2: No, they were like, oh, he's still in the closet.

264
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,720
Speaker 3: Cool. I will also stay that way from that, like,

265
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,240
Speaker 3: thank god, I'm not crazy.

266
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, this motherfucker's doing it right.

267
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah he's got an old school.

268
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,440
Speaker 2: Just show up to a diner at three in the

269
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,600
Speaker 2: morning and look at the dude. Who you who you've

270
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,880
Speaker 2: been fawning over for the past twenty years.

271
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,760
Speaker 3: Oh man, that was really sad. Start.

272
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a hard movie, but beautiful, beautiful. Same time.

273
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,440
Speaker 2: I think we would be we would be remiss if

274
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,480
Speaker 2: we didn't bring up the fact that that famed conspiracy

275
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:07,200
Speaker 2: theorist Alex Jones made very similar arguments on his super

276
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:12,080
Speaker 2: successful podcast, not specific to black people, but more specific

277
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,960
Speaker 2: to the general community or the general like American populist

278
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,600
Speaker 2: that that they are there's an enzyme, a substance in

279
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,840
Speaker 2: the water that is turning the freakin frogs gay, I

280
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,360
Speaker 2: believe was the quote. And uh, and I guess now

281
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,840
Speaker 2: it is now being targeted specifically at black people, is

282
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,360
Speaker 2: the plan.

283
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,040
Speaker 3: I also, you also have to go into your head

284
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:40,120
Speaker 3: about so what what harm is that supposedly gonna do.

285
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,600
Speaker 2: Making black men more feminine.

286
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, So what's like then what I

287
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,680
Speaker 3: think and the crimes we commit are overwhelmingly towards one another.

288
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,720
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess. And I have family members who

289
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,960
Speaker 2: have subscribed to to the theory that Hollywood specifically is

290
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,840
Speaker 2: like over exposing us to gay imagery with the intent

291
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,800
Speaker 2: of making black men less masculine and taking away the

292
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,560
Speaker 2: nuclear family. Blah blah blah blah blah. But I will

293
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,760
Speaker 2: say that the big fear is sort of like reducing

294
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,840
Speaker 2: our population, I think is what they say is ultimately

295
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,480
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. That if you make men want to

296
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,760
Speaker 2: fuck men, it means less black, proud black babies are born,

297
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,960
Speaker 2: and then you know, you end up erasing deep black identity.

298
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,760
Speaker 3: So really, what you're saying is to be socially responsible.

299
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,960
Speaker 3: We should all have a lot of kids.

300
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,360
Speaker 2: We should, we should. Nick Cannon is the only one

301
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,880
Speaker 2: doing it right, you know what I mean.

302
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,480
Speaker 3: I've been saying it for years.

303
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:49,600
Speaker 2: I put it on my tombstone, Nick Airlines David Bory.

304
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:58,440
Speaker 2: Nick Cannon's the only one doing it right. It's a

305
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:03,040
Speaker 2: confusing tombstone, but it gets the message across you know.

306
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're like, damn, this dud was one

307
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,840
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty.

308
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,440
Speaker 2: Nick can it is still alive and he's still doing it, right,

309
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,440
Speaker 2: He's still coming in these ladies and making babies. Hey,

310
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,960
Speaker 2: good for him, man, good for Nick Cannon.

311
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,080
Speaker 3: He's having a good time.

312
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,480
Speaker 2: What do you think about it being in the water though,

313
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,280
Speaker 2: I believe, and this is something that I think I've

314
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,159
Speaker 2: maintained on the podcast for a long time. I do

315
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,000
Speaker 2: not put it past them to put something weird in

316
00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:34,840
Speaker 2: our water, right, I don't necessarily believe that the sole

317
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:40,000
Speaker 2: purpose of it is femininization of any person. I think

318
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,680
Speaker 2: it's not that dissimilar from like yellow number five being

319
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,560
Speaker 2: in our mountain dew, you know what I mean?

320
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,920
Speaker 3: Like they want you know, I don't do the dew.

321
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,240
Speaker 2: Oh but but if you do do that, do because

322
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,560
Speaker 2: of the fear that like it's gonna shrink your balls

323
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,480
Speaker 2: and make your sperm count trash or whatever it is.

324
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,879
Speaker 2: But I don't believe the motherfuckers put that in with

325
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,080
Speaker 2: the intent on shrinking balls or reducing sperm count. I

326
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,399
Speaker 2: think they put it in because it made the mountain

327
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,320
Speaker 2: dew look more awesome. And then when they found out.

328
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,119
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait do you like

329
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:13,800
Speaker 3: mountain dew?

330
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:20,320
Speaker 2: It was mainly my main source of hydration for I

331
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:22,800
Speaker 2: would say two thirds of my life. And then I

332
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:30,959
Speaker 2: changed my ways. Hey, I'm sorry, man, who I fucking

333
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,960
Speaker 2: loved mountain dew for a long time. What's going on?

334
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:41,080
Speaker 2: Is that crazy? I loved it? It was my everything.

335
00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:42,720
Speaker 2: I used to buy big gulps.

336
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:43,280
Speaker 3: Uh.

337
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,639
Speaker 2: This was back and there was a gas station by

338
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,000
Speaker 2: my house that had like a fake big gulp because

339
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,320
Speaker 2: seven eleven had branded it.

340
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,200
Speaker 3: But they got like a huge yeah you get it.

341
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,679
Speaker 2: I'd go and I say, hello, sir, one huge slurk please,

342
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,240
Speaker 2: and he say, get the fuck out.

343
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:03,119
Speaker 3: Of my mountain dude, my man, but.

344
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, real British, what I'm ordering a mountain do. But

345
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,240
Speaker 2: so this gas station not only had like the huge

346
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,159
Speaker 2: slurps available, but they had a free refill policy for

347
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,879
Speaker 2: the day. And I would get a I would wake up,

348
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,800
Speaker 2: I'd be there by like nine thirty ten am, fill

349
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,800
Speaker 2: it with mountain dew, and then refill it like twice

350
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 2: a day before like fucking bedtime. I was drinking literally

351
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,840
Speaker 2: gallons of mountain dew every day. So the fact that

352
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,560
Speaker 2: I have a child is a absolute miracle. It is

353
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,440
Speaker 2: beyond reason and God's will that I that I'm able

354
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,120
Speaker 2: to have a person that I can call my own.

355
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,840
Speaker 3: You know, this is this is this is wild.

356
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I'm not.

357
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,520
Speaker 3: Don't be upset. Honestly, I'll tell you the truth. In

358
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,359
Speaker 3: my family, my own mom is.

359
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,440
Speaker 2: A he's adhead.

360
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I accept her. Like you know, we don't,

361
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,200
Speaker 3: like we take pictures together.

362
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 2: He put that twenty ounce down. I want to we

363
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,760
Speaker 2: gotta take a family photo.

364
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 3: I always assumed it's because she was so little that

365
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 3: she gets, like because my mom's she's like four ten

366
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,400
Speaker 3: or four eleven five foot That's what I always assumed

367
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,200
Speaker 3: that was because it gets because it tastes bad and

368
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 3: that color is not cool, that color looks like something

369
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 3: it looks like, and I freeze.

370
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, man, it used

371
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: to tastes real awesome to me.

372
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 3: I'ven't had you. It sounds like you still love it.

373
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,119
Speaker 3: You just know you can't. It's like a bad ex girlfriend.

374
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 3: I think.

375
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,919
Speaker 2: I think in a lot of ways, that's what soda

376
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 2: is for me, Like pop soda, whatever the fuck y'all

377
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 2: call it. It's it's it was so special to me

378
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 2: and we we did so much together that I can't

379
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,879
Speaker 2: go back to it because I know it's only gonna

380
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 2: create hurt and pain.

381
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 3: Wow, this is man. I don't know why I've just

382
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,439
Speaker 3: I guess I've always known you to seem like you're

383
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 3: about your ship. I never I never imagined a mountain

384
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: do guy.

385
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 2: No, my nigga, I was. I was mountain dew and honey.

386
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 3: You doing to do?

387
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

388
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 3: I could tell because you said that awesome color. That's

389
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,120
Speaker 3: what like hipped me off where I was like, wait

390
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 3: a second, wait a minute.

391
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 2: He thinks that's cool. Something's gonna ry here.

392
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, I mean if you don't take anything and

393
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 3: I listeners, please email in and see if maybe I'm

394
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 3: crazy for being surprised.

395
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 2: I actually think you're you're you're a little off base here.

396
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: I think more people were and and maybe are even

397
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 2: currently drinking mountain Dew than you think.

398
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 3: That's probably true. It's still being made.

399
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's they. I don't think they took a

400
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 2: hit in the pandemic, do you know what I mean?

401
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 2: I don't think they're like struggling to find a new

402
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: base of of I do think.

403
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 3: They didn't want minorities. I think they wanted us to

404
00:21:59,119 --> 00:21:59,719
Speaker 3: drink sprite.

405
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that that was That was a much more

406
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 2: like awesome, we're fucking skateboarding and thrashing. Yeah, drink and yes, Olivia.

407
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 2: Olivia's mentioning Code red, And I do think Code Red

408
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 2: was there sort of like nod to black people. It

409
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: was no, I think absolutely, I think that was them going.

410
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 3: It would have been code purple. First of all, well.

411
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: They got to purple. If you've kept up with Mountain Dew,

412
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: they eventually they eventually went purple. And have I tried

413
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 2: all the flavors? Goddamn right I have.

414
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 3: Do you ever do a do in secret?

415
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: Now?

416
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 3: Like if it's just been like a rough week, baby

417
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 3: won't stop crying, boss screaming down your neck, I like

418
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 3: that in your head.

419
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 2: I'm like passed out on my couch, like just from

420
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: drinking six dudes, and my wife comes down and she's like, yeah,

421
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 2: you gotta get it together. You're fucking sick. Here's sick.

422
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 2: It's killing our family, And like I can't, it's too delicious.

423
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: I'm doing the duke.

424
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it's like.

425
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 2: Look at you, you're fucking sick.

426
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 3: You got like a white beater artists on stane.

427
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: With that awesome color. We're going to stand my sisters.

428
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 2: I can't be around you any how.

429
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 3: It's either me or the baby or the duke.

430
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 2: And I go, well, strap me to a mountain, sister,

431
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: because I'm doing the dew.

432
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 3: I don't make it do what it do. Oh, that's

433
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 3: so funny anyway.

434
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 2: And my point is that I think I think that

435
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 2: they did not intentionally put anything in the water for

436
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: the sake of necessarily harming us as much as harmful

437
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 2: shit ends up in our water, and they're perfectly fine

438
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 2: with whatever happens on the back.

439
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: End, right right, Yeah, I think the feminine feminization is

440
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 3: just like, uh, but also I don't see that women

441
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 3: are getting more feminine, So what about that? Hmmm, spit.

442
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 3: That's the whole I realize. As soon as I started

443
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 3: talking about it, I was like, this is this is

444
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 3: shaky ground. Yeah.

445
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how to prove it or disability.

446
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 3: I just don't like, I don't see women getting more

447
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 3: like it doesn't seem like that to me.

448
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: Sure, It's not like they're like permanently walking on their

449
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: tiptoes now, So uh, yeah, it's you're just still regular ladies.

450
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 2: And I think men are just becoming less toxic. Maybe

451
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 2: maybe that's what it is.

452
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: I really think we're just like acknowledging emotions and nobody

453
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 3: knows what to do with it.

454
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 2: They're like this, this motherfucker gotta be gay because he

455
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: keeps talking about how he made peace with his dad.

456
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 3: Right, I go to therapy everyone. I haven't done that

457
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 3: dad thing, but some other good shit, some other good shit.

458
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 3: Look at you there, that's the target I might kill.

459
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 3: But the point is, I don't think we should be

460
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,719
Speaker 3: afraid of the feminization of the black man. That's all

461
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying.

462
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 2: So I think I agree. I think it's perfectly normal

463
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 2: to fear the substances that they're putting in our water,

464
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 2: and we should examine all of it and maybe start

465
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: figuring out better things or safer ways to drink it.

466
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: But I don't think being gay is the byproduct of

467
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: of what's happening there.

468
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 3: I think that's as good as we can do on this.

469
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I want to finish this off because

470
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: Dogan also added, now that David is on the show.

471
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: They said, ps, now that David is on the show,

472
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 2: I would be honored to create an updated Afro surrealist

473
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: HOTEP conspiracy inspired cover art featuring the both of you.

474
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: Feel free to let me know if you intend on

475
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: providing an opportunity for a black, queer, disabled artists, or

476
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: if you will choose to uphold patriarchy patriarchal white supremacy

477
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 2: by denying a member of intersectional, intersectionally oppressed community and

478
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: opportunity for their artwork to be seen. The ball is

479
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: in your court, looking forward.

480
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 3: To the next I respect that do gone, because that's

481
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 3: how I got every job I ever got in Hollywood.

482
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,479
Speaker 3: You're not gonna let a black man ride for Beavis

483
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 3: and butt Head.

484
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 2: Well, let me say this. I do think we need

485
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: to update the cover art. I think David is an

486
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: essential member of this team now and we need to

487
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: reflect that in the cover art that said, I'm not

488
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: letting no intersectional motherfucker do it.

489
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: Uh.

490
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: You said that, you heard it, You heard it out

491
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 3: of his mountain dew stained lips.

492
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 2: Take your intersectional ass to the intersectional welfare line where

493
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,719
Speaker 2: you belong as far as I'm concerned. No, that's very

494
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 2: lovely of you, Dogon, and we would we would love

495
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 2: to see your work. It would be lovely. All right,

496
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 2: we did it. Could you tell the people where they

497
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: can find you and what cool shit you have going on?

498
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: Ah?

499
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at cool Guy Jokes

500
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 3: eighty seven Fadedcomedydenver dot com. If you want to come

501
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 3: out to my monthly showcase in Denver only having black

502
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 3: and brown headliners from across the country, people that I

503
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 3: really love and bringing them to Denver because sometimes it's hard.

504
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 3: And then you know, just you know, I'm on some shit.

505
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: Torry about me, yes, and I'll be headlining that and

506
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: where our dates were very wrong on that that weekend

507
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: that I think I'm supposed to be doing it. I

508
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 2: think it's nine to sixteen that I'm heading to Denver.

509
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 3: To that makes sense? Find that Oh you know what

510
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 3: that is? Right? Because nine fifteen I'm doing an hour

511
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 3: at Theollsian in Los Angeles and then I'm flying back

512
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 3: to Denver for the Langston show.

513
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we're trading places and then not we'll be

514
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: there together.

515
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 3: But please go and place is together.

516
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: Go see David headline The Allegion, and then go see

517
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: us go somewhere together out in Denver for a Faded

518
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: comedy and as always, you can follow me at Langston

519
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: Kerman on all the platforms, and if you want to

520
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: send us your own conspiracy theories, your drops, your emails,

521
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: your accusations of not being inclusive enough, please send it

522
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

523
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: to hear from you. Otherwise, that's it, Bye, bitch, motherfucking.

524
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: Mini your soul many years so, motherfucking Mini, yoursel, motherfucking Mini,

525
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: yoursel miniyearsis, mother fucking Mini. Eear a soul