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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this show,

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Speaker 1: we like to give each other a hard time, but.

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Speaker 2: Less than a hard time.

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Speaker 3: But you're an idiot, funny about it.

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Speaker 1: Try to be a little humorous, but we do try

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Speaker 1: to help each other out. And yesterday, right after the show,

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Speaker 1: Brooke came to Producer Boyd and me and completely unprompted,

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Speaker 1: said she wanted to shed a few pounds.

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Speaker 3: That's true broadcast, but we all go through that. You yourself,

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Speaker 3: You're like, man, that's not what I want.

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Speaker 1: She told us around ten to fifteen pounds was her goal.

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Speaker 1: Set it while unwrapping a king sized Snickers.

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Speaker 3: For the record, I did not say fifteen. Producer Boyd

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Speaker 3: opped it. I said five to ten.

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Speaker 1: Is a good thing to do. And don't even chew

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Speaker 1: the snickers. Just swallowed that thing hole right, Oh geez.

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Speaker 3: I learned that trick and college, and we told.

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Speaker 1: Her we would be happy to assist, and we actually

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Speaker 1: came up with a plan for how to help her

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 3: He told you that I wanted to hire a personal trainer.

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Speaker 2: We have a plan.

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Speaker 1: The only problem is we're late to operation make Mama

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Speaker 1: hot again later. Right now, We gotta do WCII which

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Speaker 1: clip is it? Two viral soundbites from the internet, only

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Speaker 1: enough time to play one.

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Speaker 2: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 1: Your first option is a twenty four second clip of

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Speaker 1: a baby giggling in slow motion while she watches a

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Speaker 1: puppy trying to bite floating bubbles.

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Speaker 2: Sure? Or option two?

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Speaker 1: Because today is his birthday, we played the original clip

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Speaker 1: of Crackers the talented singing parents from three years ago

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Speaker 1: sway the vocals while his owner plays guitar. So what

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Speaker 1: do you want to hear?

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Speaker 4: Toddler slurs or birthday birds?

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Speaker 2: Electric?

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Speaker 3: It's his birthday. I gotta go Birthday Birds playing Crackers.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even expect this. This is great.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear the sound of Crackers the birthday parrot singing

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Speaker 1: his famous song.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even.

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Speaker 3: Mad that Crackers is a better singer than I know.

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Speaker 2: That was which could have. Let's move on.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get to your shock question of the day,

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Speaker 1: Kay with someone we're enlisting to help with Operation Make

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Speaker 1: Mama Hot Again Digital Jake.

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Speaker 2: Let's do this.

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Speaker 3: I am on board.

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Speaker 2: Today is the birthday of famed actress Megan Malali. You

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Speaker 2: probably remember her from the show Will and Grace, where

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Speaker 2: she played the abrasive pill popping assistant Karen Walker, the

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Speaker 2: tough girl with the voice very high pitched like the

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Speaker 2: original Karen. She's had quite the career. She's been nominated

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Speaker 2: for eight Primetime Emmy Awards, one four Golden Globes, guest

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Speaker 2: starred in countless TV shows and movies, plus as a bonus,

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Speaker 2: she's married to the manliest of all men, Nick Offerman

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Speaker 2: a Ron Swanson from Parks and rec So, to honor

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Speaker 2: her sixty sixth birthday and her long illustrious career, today

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Speaker 2: will be playing a special who said it Megan Malali

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Speaker 2: or Charles Manson edition of Al of twenty Wait the

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Speaker 2: serial Killer? Yes, the famed serial killer Brooke, because it's

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Speaker 2: also his birthday. I have a list of quotes I'll

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Speaker 2: read you one you just have to tell me was

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Speaker 2: that said by actress Megan Malali or notorious cult leader

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Speaker 2: criminal Charles Manson. This is going to be pretty hard

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Speaker 2: because they are very similar personalities, both a little off kilter,

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Speaker 2: especially if you've ever seen Will and Grace. So let's

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Speaker 2: start with the woman who probably zoned out as soon

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Speaker 2: as I said Primetime Emmy Awards. That's Alexis. I don't

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Speaker 2: know Megan Malilla whatever. But oh but you know Charles Manson.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, I'll tell you she loves a good martini.

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Speaker 2: All right, Alexis, here's your quote. You know, a long

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Speaker 2: time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. Said

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Speaker 2: that Charles Manson or Megan Malali.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna go with maybe he thought it

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Speaker 1: was normal to be crazy, so Manson.

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Speaker 2: Alexis said, Charles Manson, that is yeah, he brings up

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Speaker 2: a good point there. Oh god, what of knowledge? Charles Manson?

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Speaker 3: That one really long movie.

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Speaker 2: We're over to Brook now, okay, here's your quote Brook quote.

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Speaker 2: People are always flabbergasted, like you sing, who said that?

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Speaker 2: Charles Manson or Megan Malale?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mega malal Is. So I saw her

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Speaker 3: once when I was in Palm Springs. I walked into

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Speaker 3: a fancy hotel and she came in with a full

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Speaker 3: fur coat and Nick Hofferman he was like dressed in

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Speaker 3: a suit, and they looked like Hollywood elite. It was

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Speaker 3: so cool. Wow, it was definitely her.

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Speaker 2: Flabbergast Oh it was her that said it, or it

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Speaker 2: was her in the hotel. I was unsure, Brooks said,

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Speaker 2: Megan Malally said that quote that is does sing. I

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Speaker 2: think she was on Broadway for a bit.

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Speaker 1: Charles Manson was a musician too, the Friends with the

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Speaker 1: Beach Boys.

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Speaker 2: Yea. Also, she wasn't on actual Broadway.

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Speaker 3: She was at least back in the malaliuickly.

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Speaker 2: Despite that joke, is your turn. Here's your quote, Jose

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Speaker 2: quote these children that come at you with knives, they

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Speaker 2: are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them.

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Speaker 2: I just tried to help them stand up. Was that

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Speaker 2: Megan Malali from Will and Grace or Charles Manson? Oh no,

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Speaker 2: I could.

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Speaker 1: See Megan saying that on after like four martinis.

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Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, maybe there was an episode where they let

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Speaker 3: her baby sit for the sake of humanity.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, Megan mulally, Okay, Jose said Megan Malali,

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Speaker 2: that is incorrect. The quote about child's and knives, that

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Speaker 2: was Charles Manson, way like him. Let's go over to Jeffrey. Okay,

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Speaker 2: jeff your quote. I'm not a good person. I'm not

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Speaker 2: a bad person. I'm a complicated person with layers like

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Speaker 2: a delicious cake or a lasagna. Was that Megan Malalley

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Speaker 2: or Charles Manson.

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Speaker 4: Who says, I guess it started very Manson, but then

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Speaker 4: it got this is a toss up either way, harder

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Speaker 4: than I thought they were gonna be. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 4: gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I told you guys, I was gonna beat hard I

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Speaker 1: know I'm going Charles Manson on that one.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, Charles Manson, that is incorrect. That was Megan Malali.

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Speaker 2: We're down to our final two. If we're down to you,

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Speaker 2: you get this wrong, and Alexis wins. Your quote I

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Speaker 2: was so smart when I was a kid that I

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Speaker 2: learned I was dumb fast. Is that Megan Malalley or

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Speaker 2: Charles Manson? Megan Malallyrick says Malali that is incorrect. That

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Speaker 2: means Alexis, after winning the p Diddy Shock has won

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Speaker 2: the Charles Manson Shock as well. Everybody thought that what

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Speaker 2: a track record.

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Speaker 1: Alexis wins again and she gets to choose who gets

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Speaker 1: shocked while singing don't Stop Believing by Journey.

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Speaker 3: I mean Brooks a big Mega fan and lost the games,

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Speaker 3: just a small toel girl living in a lonely world.

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Speaker 3: She took them midnight train going in.

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Speaker 1: Well it's weirdly Brooks like biopics story. Actually that's your

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Speaker 1: shock collar question. The other day we got your phones

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Speaker 1: have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,