WEBVTT - Hour 3: Zoo Animals

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<v Speaker 1>This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful Tuesday. So we're gonna talk about these these

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<v Speaker 1>invaders shortly here because there's a couple of little things

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<v Speaker 1>that are happening right now. We're gonna get to emails,

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<v Speaker 1>communists got caught again and they're trying to fade the heat.

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<v Speaker 1>We might even bring up dogs zoos. God only knows

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<v Speaker 1>what else is coming on the final hour of the

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<v Speaker 1>world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And I really mean that

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<v Speaker 1>it is only God because I have no earthly idea

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<v Speaker 1>where we're gonna go from here once I get done

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<v Speaker 1>with these few things. But I did want to get

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<v Speaker 1>to these few things, all right. There's a headline from

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<v Speaker 1>Twitchy right here. Man has no idea what's in the

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<v Speaker 1>d SA platform, and he doesn't care. He voted for

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<v Speaker 1>Mamdani based on free buses. He wanted free buses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna combine that with a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>different story here, but it's one we've talked about. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to say the name Sweta, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe is how you say it. But I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>we brought it up yesterday. You've seen the videos of it.

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<v Speaker 1>All these Africans are pouring into this Spanish city, Sweta

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<v Speaker 1>from Morocco. Now again, I want to remind you it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Spanish city, but it's on the continent of Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not Spain proper yet, but it is. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's them getting ready to go into Spain proper. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is not Spain proper yet. It's a Spanish city

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<v Speaker 1>in continental Africa. And the headline is from the New

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<v Speaker 1>York Post. Is this African migrants in Sweta complain about treatment.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no food and no blankets, So that doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense. A common thing. I've seen many people say

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<v Speaker 1>something along the lines of how ungrateful? Why wouldn't they

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<v Speaker 1>be grateful? It doesn't seem like there's any gratitude at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk again. So talk we've had before about

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<v Speaker 1>how other cultures, how they look at leadership, how they

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<v Speaker 1>look at politics. I'm gonna say politics, but they probably

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't describe it exactly like that. How do they look

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<v Speaker 1>at politics? Well, pause on them, let's talk about you.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you look at politics? If I, if I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you the power to choose. You can choose your

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<v Speaker 1>two senators from your state. You can choose the governor

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<v Speaker 1>of your state, you can choose every member of the

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<v Speaker 1>House of Representatives from your state. And you can choose

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<v Speaker 1>the President and vice president of the United States of America. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you, genuinely, what criteria would you use?

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone's ad be different, by the way, yours wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>align perfectly with mine. But I bet you I know

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<v Speaker 1>this as you're going through it in your head. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I would want this, I would want that, I would

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<v Speaker 1>want this, I would want that. Let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>any of those things you just came up with that

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<v Speaker 1>quick little bullet point in your head. Are any of

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<v Speaker 1>them about you? Your bank account, kind of car you drive,

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<v Speaker 1>close on your back, free, stereo free. None of the

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<v Speaker 1>criteria you just used were about you. Really, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know why? Let me explain, we live in Western civilization.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean Western civilization? When Christianity broke out

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<v Speaker 1>across the globe? It broke out. You know this is

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<v Speaker 1>post Apostle Paul and all that other stuff. But really,

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<v Speaker 1>Rome when they went Christian had a lot to do

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<v Speaker 1>with this. But when Christianity broke out across the globe

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<v Speaker 1>that eventually that eventually resulted in the formation of nations

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<v Speaker 1>that were I'm not saying wonderful and perfect, Okay, no

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<v Speaker 1>nation is that way, but nations that were in large

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<v Speaker 1>part Christian based, a church going population. The laws generally

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<v Speaker 1>are they come from the Ten Commandments and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to stand what I mean? That has created

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful living conditions for people, and it is also created

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what your beliefs are. By the way, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be an atheist, a pagan, it's not my business. But

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what you believe, if you were raised here,

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<v Speaker 1>you have certain things that are ingrained in you that

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<v Speaker 1>come from that, that come from being raised in Christian

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<v Speaker 1>based Western civilization. I would bet you money that if

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<v Speaker 1>we were walking together or you know what, I ran

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<v Speaker 1>you in the ma all we were just talking about

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<v Speaker 1>them all and I had an unopened bottle of water

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<v Speaker 1>in my hand, and you said, oh my gosh, so dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thirsty, And I handed you that bottle of water.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you say, Well, thank you. To see the

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<v Speaker 1>look on Chris's face was obvious. Thank you. That's my point.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that. Chris didn't even do that on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's obvious to you, it's obvious to me for people

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<v Speaker 1>who were not raised in Christian based Western civilization. Gratitude

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a thing. That's not a thing. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>realized there are some cultures where it is, but there

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<v Speaker 1>are all kinds of cultures where that's not a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Gratitude that's not a thing. Picking political leaders I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>that part of it picking political leaders you when I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you the power to pick them all, if you

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<v Speaker 1>did the best you could, even if you don't come

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<v Speaker 1>up with a name to pick somebody, pick people who

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<v Speaker 1>would be good for what for the country, for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the best for my state. I want the

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<v Speaker 1>best for my country. So that's why I want this, this,

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<v Speaker 1>and this to ensure that's the best thing for my

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<v Speaker 1>country for everyone. That is an extremely Christian based Western

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<v Speaker 1>civilizational way to look at choosing political leadership. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City who didn't know anything about Mandnni's policies, taxes, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just transactional. It's a simple transaction for him. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how foreigners in so many garbage cultures across the globe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how and why they choose their political leaders. What

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<v Speaker 1>can you do for me? What will you give me?

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<v Speaker 1>I will help you get power. What will you now

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<v Speaker 1>do for me? Basic transactional certainly, not anything concerned with

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else. If I gave one of these dirty communists,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, let me go grab any one of these

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<v Speaker 1>what do they call them, African migrants, any one of

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<v Speaker 1>these invaders in that Spanish city in Africa, and let's

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<v Speaker 1>assume we had a translator and I stood in front

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<v Speaker 1>of them, my said, no, I'm quitting. I'm not doing

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<v Speaker 1>that right now. But if I stood in front of

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<v Speaker 1>them and I gave them the same options I just

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<v Speaker 1>gave you. Hey, you can choose all your political leaders.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the choice. How do you think they would choose.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think their criteria is? Well, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want what's best for everyone. Well, I mean, hey, my country,

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<v Speaker 1>we have wonderful people there, and I have such a

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<v Speaker 1>heart for the children of this country that I just

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<v Speaker 1>I want the man who will lead us and lead us.

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<v Speaker 1>Well do you think that's I think that's how they think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not how they think at all. They think like

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<v Speaker 1>barbarian tribes and barbarian cultures many of them, probably most

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<v Speaker 1>of them. They think like they think everything is quite simple.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite transactional. If you want to be the chief

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<v Speaker 1>in this little tribe, great, you have a bunch of cattle.

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<v Speaker 1>I need five of them. Give me five of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I got I want extra milk. I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to slaughter a cow this year, so we have

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<v Speaker 1>beef to eat. If it's very very simple, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care the best for the tribe, then no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>can I have five cattle? I can? Good? You got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Period and a story. It's extremely transactional. So we are

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<v Speaker 1>constantly projecting our values onto foreign barbarians, onto other cultures

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<v Speaker 1>who don't share those values at all. They're just here

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<v Speaker 1>to pill and destroy. Speaking of which, here's Abdul l said,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the next senator from Michigan.

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<v Speaker 2>And on the removal of the whole people founded on

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<v Speaker 2>the idea that we could pop rise on whether or

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<v Speaker 2>not people, as a function of the color of their

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<v Speaker 2>skin could be enslaved to bother people, hounded under the

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<v Speaker 2>idea that all people are created equal, all men, but

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<v Speaker 2>that only meant certain men.

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<v Speaker 1>Phenomenon America was founded on racism. These people like Abdul

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<v Speaker 1>l said, they are here to pillage, they are here

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<v Speaker 1>to loot. And even if he is handed a seat

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<v Speaker 1>in the most exclusive club in the world, the United

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<v Speaker 1>States Senate, not for a single second will gratitude ever

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<v Speaker 1>cross his mind, because that's not how it works. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not how he works, that's not his culture. All it's yours,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not his. Keep that in mind. All right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do well. Someone wants to talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about President Trump. We're gonna someone wants to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>something I said on or on Friday. I said a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things on Sunday. I also need to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you about the zoo in America and why we

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<v Speaker 1>make mistakes. Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic Tuesday. You can email us your love, your heye,

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<v Speaker 1>your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't wave pom poms, but will we

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<v Speaker 1>ever see a leader like President Trump again? He's not

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<v Speaker 1>just a regular politician. He gave it all up for

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<v Speaker 1>this country, but deep inside he knew he would come

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<v Speaker 1>out on top, says, I can say his name is

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<v Speaker 1>his name, Peter. Will we ever see one again? Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not to say that Donald Trump isn't unique. He's

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<v Speaker 1>extremely unique, and he deserves a large amount of credit

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<v Speaker 1>for leading the America First Movement in its infancy. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the hardest time. Do you know what we are,

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<v Speaker 1>this America First anti communist movement that the right is becoming?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we are. We're a startup business. We

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<v Speaker 1>just got going. We want to be Fortune five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>one day. We want to be worth twenty billion dollars

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<v Speaker 1>one day. Right now, we have nothing but debt. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a building, we got a few good employees,

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<v Speaker 1>we got great ideas. We're getting things rolling. The sales

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<v Speaker 1>are just starting to come in. But right now it's ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the America First Movement is. And guess what

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump's name is on the founding documents of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know that there's a lot of frustration with

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<v Speaker 1>things that you disagree on or unhappy with, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>expressed mine. Whenever those things come up, do keep this

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<v Speaker 1>in mind. Donald Trump did not walk in and take

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<v Speaker 1>over a Fortune five hundred movement. Donald Trump walked in

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<v Speaker 1>to a movement that didn't even have a crappy office

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<v Speaker 1>rental building yet where somebody flushed a hairbrush down the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>He walked into that. And look, he didn't do it alone, right,

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<v Speaker 1>all of us have gone along its supported it and

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<v Speaker 1>everything else. But he has led that movement from its infancy,

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<v Speaker 1>from its earliest stages. And when he walks out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not going to be an adult. It's not even

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a teen. It's still going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a child. We have years in years, in years to go.

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<v Speaker 1>There will be other leaders. And if you're wondering why

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to have this talk with you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I am worried about the vacuum when Donald Trump leaves.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an inevitable vacuum that we won't be able to

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<v Speaker 1>fully fight against. But it is something we better be

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<v Speaker 1>aware of and we better prime ourselves for. For a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, and maybe this is you, Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is he's such a big figure, the central figure on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet for the last ten years, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of our political thought. I don't mean this

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<v Speaker 1>to be insulting this time, although I've said this insultingly before.

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<v Speaker 1>We outsource it to him. Well, what does Trump want? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's Trump saying? But what's Trump want? Trump said this?

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<v Speaker 1>Trump said that, Trump did this? Trump Trump? Trump, Trump's this? Okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when he's gone? You ever been part of

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<v Speaker 1>or or at least heard about, maybe seen, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>friend went through it. A big church in your area,

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<v Speaker 1>big megachurch, big megachurch that had a pastor that was

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<v Speaker 1>just one of those one one of those guys people

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<v Speaker 1>love to listen to. Had to have five services on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone passed, thousands of people. He's there for twenty years,

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<v Speaker 1>spreading the word, you know, whatever the case may be,

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<v Speaker 1>and then one day retires dies scandal. Who knows he leaves?

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<v Speaker 1>What happens to the church if it's built around one man,

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<v Speaker 1>a man gone disappears. Political movements operate the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats have struggled since Barack Obama left to try to

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<v Speaker 1>refined somebody like that. They've been searching for someone like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey who hates America but can still message to Middle America.

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<v Speaker 1>And so what are they doing. They've got James Talerico

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<v Speaker 1>out there, you know, with a corn cob in each hand,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to pretend like he's what Chris trying to pretend

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<v Speaker 1>like he's an authentic textan that they've got Tim Walls

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<v Speaker 1>out there trying and failing to properly load a shotgun

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<v Speaker 1>when he's out feznant hunting. That's all these hand fisted

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<v Speaker 1>ways they're trying to create another coalition. And that's because

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<v Speaker 1>they had a guy for eight years who could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was good at it. Can't stand him. He was

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<v Speaker 1>good at it. Donald Trump. Donald Trump created a large coalition.

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<v Speaker 1>He did with help, of course, but created a large coalition.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are a lot of people who look to

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<v Speaker 1>him now for guidance in most or all things politically.

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<v Speaker 1>When he's gone, what is going to happen. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it's like in your area, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>that there are two red areas that I've been to

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<v Speaker 1>quite a bit over the past few years. One of them,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, is where I live in Texas. But the

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<v Speaker 1>other one, it's not just Texas. The other one has

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<v Speaker 1>been Montana. When you are in the countryside in Texas,

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<v Speaker 1>in Montana, you will be on a road, some two

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<v Speaker 1>lane road, not some major highway, no one else around,

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<v Speaker 1>and you will be driving by a gigantic ranch or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, and the rancher put up a huge

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<v Speaker 1>billboard that says something along the lines of and Trump

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<v Speaker 1>we trust, something like that. If did you drive through Texas,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see fences along the roads, cattle inside everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump twenty twenty eight spray painted on them. Now, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that in and of itself is not a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It can be a bad thing when Trump goes away.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not gone away yet. If you're a Trump super fan,

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<v Speaker 1>he's still got him for two and a half years.

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<v Speaker 1>But in two and a half years it's over. The

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<v Speaker 1>Trump thing is over, and the America First Movement cannot

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<v Speaker 1>die when he walks out of the White House. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't shut down the church just because the pastor who's

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<v Speaker 1>led it forever walks away. The mission must go on.

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<v Speaker 1>The mission must continue. It has to go on for

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<v Speaker 1>years after Trump. And I believe the answer your email

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<v Speaker 1>that we will one day we will have another leader rise.

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<v Speaker 1>And who knows when that day is. Nobody knows, because

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just pick these guys off the shelf, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the next guy we may not see another one

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<v Speaker 1>for ten years. We'll get another one eventually takes time.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. You can download

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<v Speaker 1>any part of the show if you miss it. iHeart

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify iTunes. And we still have people who think that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a charge for that. There's no charge to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the Jesse Kelly Show. None. You can download it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to subscribe. Well, I guess on Spotify

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. You made it, it's Chris. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to subscribe to Spotify? Do you have to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for that? You don't have to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's free. Oh cool, Well there you go. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>remember to sing see can you see? But sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do it to you again. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you. This one's so painful that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I can do it to myself again. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know if I can do this.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of good things. The best thing that Trump

0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:32.680
<v Speaker 1>administration has done, well, they've done a few really really

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<v Speaker 1>good things. Closing the border. That's you have to have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Deportations can always argue we need more. We certainly do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting some. Okay, a massive reduction in the federal workforce,

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<v Speaker 1>a very very good thing and underrated thing that nobody

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<v Speaker 1>talks about very good thing. Okay, so we have all

0:19:54.080 --> 0:20:01.800
<v Speaker 1>that fraud. It's not small. And sometimes when you hear

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<v Speaker 1>these stories, like, for instance, this first one, he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about fifty thousand dollars payments, and you you're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about the billions and billions and trillions of dollars

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<v Speaker 1>that have been stolen and things like that, and maybe

0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you're saying to yourself, wealth, Okay, fine, I'm happy about it,

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<v Speaker 1>But what does that mean. It's drops in a bucket. No,

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<v Speaker 1>to have a corrupt country where corruption is just built

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<v Speaker 1>into the system is to guarantee ruin for a nation.

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<v Speaker 1>It guarantees it enough people will steal for enough time

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<v Speaker 1>that your nation will collapse. If you want to avoid

0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:44.720
<v Speaker 1>that fate, then the government itself, the institutions themselves, they

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<v Speaker 1>must dig in and start exposing and prosecuting the people

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<v Speaker 1>who've committed these crimes. And by the way, you can

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<v Speaker 1>see wonderful examples of this all over history. You can

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<v Speaker 1>see it all throughout Latin America. By the way, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>get some guy like Bouquetley and Salvadore is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best examples out there. They were run by communists

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<v Speaker 1>forever communist government, communist judges. Of course they let all

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<v Speaker 1>the rapists and murderers out. And why were they doing

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<v Speaker 1>all that, Well, it wasn't just because they were communists.

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<v Speaker 1>They were on the take. They were getting a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of money. Guys were getting money. Everything was corrupt. Bokayley

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<v Speaker 1>comes in and arrests everybody and peaches the judges, throws

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<v Speaker 1>everyone in a cage, and after he does that, he

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<v Speaker 1>brings in a group and says, audit everyone, including me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a full investigation of everybody. If you've done wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going down pow. That's how you save a nation

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<v Speaker 1>that's rotting. And he's turned the nation around. It can happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You can happen here. Please don't be dismissive of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>This stuff is awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Pennsylvania ranks fifth nationally in average monthly payments both per

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<v Speaker 3>beneficiary and per provider. That is way out there be

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<v Speaker 3>number five in both those categories.

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<v Speaker 1>More expensive, that is in forty five states.

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<v Speaker 3>Over nice six percent of personal care claims here our

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<v Speaker 3>illness unspecified. That's how they're titled, so we can't track them.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't help if the US attorney or the attorney

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<v Speaker 3>General can't possibly find the fraud because people aren't actually

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<v Speaker 3>telling us what they're really doing. We have to change

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<v Speaker 3>that history that's evolved here into the norm. And finally,

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<v Speaker 3>average payments beneficiary more than fifty thousand dollars. Think about that,

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<v Speaker 3>fifty thousand per person getting home care in the state

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<v Speaker 3>on average, far above what you'd ever expect.

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<v Speaker 1>All this points to fraud. They're fighting fraud on the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump administration. That was doctor Oz. This is the DOJ

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<v Speaker 1>Fraud Task Force. Remember it didn't exist under Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>They were doing the fraud. Now this is what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing to revisit the electoral college. That's the wrong button man,

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<v Speaker 1>that was Dome that you know, speaking of frauds, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a dad joke for you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're announcing criminal charges is against nineteen defendants for fraudulent

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<v Speaker 4>home healthcare schemes that targeted Pennsylvania's Medicaid fraud program and

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<v Speaker 4>resulted in over four million dollars of fraud. Eighteen of

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<v Speaker 4>these defendants were charged in the last twelve days.

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<v Speaker 1>Ali, poor Zoo. This is India, so take that with

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<v Speaker 1>a grain of salt. Switches to goat meet for tigers

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<v Speaker 1>and lions after Buffalo's slaughter has been suspended. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>ever see that movie Jurassic Park, the original Jurassic Park? Chris,

0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:36.880
<v Speaker 1>you never saw Jurassic Park? What is wrong with you? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Jurassic Park is a movie that everybody except for Jewish

0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:44.239
<v Speaker 1>producer Chris has seen. And there's a scene in that

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<v Speaker 1>movie where they're trying to feed the t Rex and

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<v Speaker 1>there's this little teenage girl who's really annoying. She was

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<v Speaker 1>watching and they brought up a live goat to feed

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<v Speaker 1>the t rex and eventually, spoiler alert, does eat the goat,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's always sold as this traumatic event for the kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think that made her a better person in

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<v Speaker 1>the end? You know why? It doesn't do you any

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<v Speaker 1>good past a certain age to live a life of illusion.

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<v Speaker 1>To use a Joe Walsh line, it doesn't do you

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<v Speaker 1>any good to live a life of illusion. Americans, we

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<v Speaker 1>know we're too soft as a society. Maybe not you personally,

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<v Speaker 1>but we know we are. Part of the reason Americans

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<v Speaker 1>are soft is we don't feed live animals to predators

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<v Speaker 1>in the zoo. That's why Aiden, Jaden and Braden, they

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<v Speaker 1>are raised by Brittany to believe that the animals sing

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<v Speaker 1>and dance whenever the lights get turned off. That they

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<v Speaker 1>all kind of get along, they hang out together. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, look at the lion. Look how cunney is say,

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<v Speaker 1>looks I bet, I bet he gets along with the antelope. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>In the wild, that male lion he has to fight

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<v Speaker 1>to the death pretty much every year. That's not always

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<v Speaker 1>to the death, but he has to have a vicious

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 1>fight that oftentimes is to the death with another male lion.

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<v Speaker 1>If the other male lion is successful and defeats him,

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<v Speaker 1>he will have to retreat and live the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>his life alone hunting by himself, will probably starve to death.

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<v Speaker 1>The male who succeeded in defeating that male he will

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<v Speaker 1>not only begin to mate with all the females in

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<v Speaker 1>the pride because they all belong to him. If any

0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:46.679
<v Speaker 1>of those females have cubs, have babies that don't belong

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<v Speaker 1>to him, that aren't his, he will go around in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the mother and butcher all of the children.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the soft, cuddly lion you saw in Lion King.

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<v Speaker 1>That's reality. That's how it works. That's how animals operate.

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<v Speaker 1>Even I swear to you, even that cute seal. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at his big puppy dog. Guys, Oh my gosh, he

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 1>looks like he wants to nuzzle and snuggle with me.

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:21.159
<v Speaker 1>He wants to find a penguin and rip its guts out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what he wants to do. And in fact, he

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 1>lives every moment of his life trying to find either

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<v Speaker 1>a mate to mate with or a penguin to rip

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<v Speaker 1>to shreds. That's what he believes. I think if we

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:39.840
<v Speaker 1>institute some certain look, we can do it in an

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 1>organized fashion. It doesn't have to be every minute of

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<v Speaker 1>every day. But you know how local schools they'll take

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 1>a trip to the zoo. You take those second graders

0:26:51.440 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 1>and you bring him down to the zoo and say, hey, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>see the lions. Yeah, beautiful creatures. Right, hey, here's a deer.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to release it in the lion enclosure. Now, kids,

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>buckle up. This is going to be the important part.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay attention to what happens next. And you know what

0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:17.440
<v Speaker 1>you can say, Oh, second grade, Chris is whining already.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Second grade's too young. Blah, you gotta grow up sometime. Powe,

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>all right, you got to grow up sometime. It's time

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 1>to wake up and realize how the world works. I'm

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>just throwing it out there to everybody. But do a

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>couple more quick things, including a great email next the

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on

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<v Speaker 1>a spectacular Tuesday. Do not forget. You can email the

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 1>show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You should also

0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 1>know that during the break we started kicking around some

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:58.200
<v Speaker 1>other options for the zoo thing. I brought up school

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>field trips, so you know, little Billy, little Susie can

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 1>learn how nature actually works. We can take this further,

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:12.200
<v Speaker 1>There's no question about it. Now, listen, listen. We can

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:19.960
<v Speaker 1>take this way further. We can bring in some sharks. Listen, Chris.

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Every now and then in the sea, in the seal enclosure,

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:31.359
<v Speaker 1>every now and then you take a little bull shark,

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.360
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have to be a great white or something like that,

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 1>and you just kind of zip him in there. No, Chris,

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>you have to make sure the water is really clear

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>so they can see. Now, eventually that water is going

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>to get a little red and cloudy. But you know what,

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the kids will learn, and you can do it in

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>stages if you're smart about this, trying to help people

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 1>grow up. You go to the penguin enclosure. First, you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the penguin and closes, and you take a

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 1>bunch of fish and you drop it in the penguin enclosure.

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<v Speaker 1>Live fish. Watch the penguins go eat it great. Sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you bring in about a dozen seals. You drop

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<v Speaker 1>them into the penguin enclosure. Beep beep beep. You know, well,

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>sea lions or something like that. Sounds good. Then, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do all this. We're talking about efficiency here.

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<v Speaker 1>Then a couple of bull sharks, and you see how

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:27.080
<v Speaker 1>this can go. It can be an all day affair,

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<v Speaker 1>so the kids get educated. Hey, Jesse, I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>feeling really well lately. So I got up this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>ate a healthy breakfast, read my Bible, put on your

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Friday Show podcast, went for a walk, and proceeded to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to one of your most encouraging metaphors about COVID

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>and making good daily choices to take better care of

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>our bodies. Not only did it encourage me about our

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>country's future, it was a good confirmation about what I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do to feel better again. Thanks doctor Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I only tell you these things because I make so

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<v Speaker 1>many stupid choices, and I go through these weird, weird

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 1>things that I think other people don't go through, these

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>weird phases in my life where it's kind of all

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<v Speaker 1>in or all out. At least I've done that for

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>forty five years. I'm hoping to not go back and

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<v Speaker 1>do that anymore. And when I say all in or

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<v Speaker 1>all that, it's generally this like back when I was

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>drinking a lot, drinking every night, drinking way too much,

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 1>just a drunk loser. And then you wake up and

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 1>you don't work out, should feel like crap, and then

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>it's jack in the box for breakfast and a pizza

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>for lunch. And then that night you're feeling all fat

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>and whatever, and you're still feeling a little hungover, so

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>you better go grab another twelve pack. And so you're

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 1>just all in in this downward spiral. And then when

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.200
<v Speaker 1>you're done with all that, maybe some ice cream, and

0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>so you're just getting fatter and grosser and fatter and grosser.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you stop it, and one day, at least

0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 1>for me, I stop it one day. One day, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say that, Hey, nothing to drink, get to bed at

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>a decent hour, wake up in the morning, go for

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 1>a walk. Let's go for a walk, maybe lift some

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 1>weight something like that. Then I come back. No, I'm

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>only gonna have protein powder and eggs for breakfast and

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 1>then so it's a complete all in or all out thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's healthy. In fact, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>very unhealthy. And like I said, I'm gonna try not

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<v Speaker 1>to go back. But that's how it is, Jesse. Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>have a sixth sense about water. It's smell, the taste,

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 1>of impurities, so on and so forth. This is about

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Fred not remembering to drink water after he gets back

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 1>from a walk. It's very common for dogs not to

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>drink water that has a high level of impurities. Fred

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<v Speaker 1>may drink when you tell him to because he's obedient.

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I encourage you to research stainless steel water fountain bowl.

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 1>There are several very good ones. Okay, look, I appreciate

0:31:56.000 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 1>your suggestion. In fact, I really genuinely do appreciate every

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<v Speaker 1>every time I come on this show and I complain

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:07.800
<v Speaker 1>about something, my generator, my back. It doesn't matter what

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:10.600
<v Speaker 1>it is. You are so wonderful to me, and I

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.400
<v Speaker 1>really do. It means a lot. I read them all.

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Hey, Jesse, do this, Jesse, try this.

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 1>I read them all. I don't read them all on

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the air, but I read them all and I love

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 1>that and I love this one too. But let me

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 1>explain why it doesn't apply. Did you know we have

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>a special water bowl already in the house I grew up,

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 1>and the dog he drank water out of whatever you know,

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 1>steel looking water bowl you threw on the ground and

0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>you filled it up with the garden hose outside. Oh no, no, no, no, no,

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you see now, we have a special water bowl. This

0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>is a water bowl designed so Fred's face doesn't get

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 1>too wet when he drinks water. Oh, Chris, it's this

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 1>weird thing where there's this little hole in the middle

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>of it and he can kind of only stick his

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 1>snout down into it. But wait, there's more. Ob has

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 1>the boy clean that thing out with soap every single day,

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<v Speaker 1>And oh, I know, because I've never seen anything like

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<v Speaker 1>it in my life. And then she puts filtered water

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 1>in it, run through a reverse osmosis system. You just

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.360
<v Speaker 1>fill it up at the garden hose. It's a dog,

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:27.600
<v Speaker 1>he'll he'll be just fine. The other day we were

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 1>out back messing around as a family and there's a

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 1>little bowl out back there, and it had been sitting

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:35.240
<v Speaker 1>out back for a while, so it was empty, right,

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 1>it was dry, and she's all, hey, Fred's thirsty. I said, oh,

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>no big deal, and so I go grab the bull

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 1>and I take it over the garden and she says,

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? That hasn't been cleaned in forever?

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 1>And I'm looking and he licks his penis what do

0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>you mean it hasn't been cleaned? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's look, that's how it is. Whatever. You know,

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:04.280
<v Speaker 1>what I was wearing out back there, my zero foxtrot hat.

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any zero foxtrot gear? By the way,

0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 1>I also had on my zero foxtrot Jim Schortz because

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I just got out of the gym. Got to go

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>to the range three hundred blackout weekend this weekend. Guess

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:20.800
<v Speaker 1>what I'm taking Zero foxtrot tactical gear. You know. Zero

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:25.360
<v Speaker 1>foxtrot's the one that rooted in warrior culture, military history,

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 1>old school field gear. If you have ever served, or

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:35.320
<v Speaker 1>wish you did, or cop firefighter whatever. I'm telling you,

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you're about to nerd out on zero foxtrot. And since

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to go broke. You can use

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<v Speaker 1>the promo code Jesse for twenty percent off to zero

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<v Speaker 1>zero foxtrot dot com promo code Jesse gets you twenty

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<v Speaker 1>percent off. All right, go now, Oh I'm kidding. That

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>was a joke. And now he's a headline. You know

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the thing headlines we didn't get to. Politico said non

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:13.280
<v Speaker 1>citizen voting was overblown, and now it admits the entire

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 1>system runs on honor. Obviously, communists are going to lie

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 1>and cheat every single chance they get. When they get caught,

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:23.839
<v Speaker 1>they always do the same thing. They act like you're

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:28.720
<v Speaker 1>the one attacking them, and they act like it was unintentional. Oh, whoopsie,

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was an accident. Oh, we had no idea.

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 1>They always have an idea. Border patrol dog living the

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>dream after discovering a massive haul of prohibited meat. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter how well trained dogs are. You just

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>can't you can't train that out of them. Americans are

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:48.879
<v Speaker 1>down on the economy and concerned about the costs. Well,

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:51.320
<v Speaker 1>that won't be a big deal with the midterms. Justice

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Department tout's largest denaturalization ever or effort ever, with twenty

0:35:57.280 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>five cases filled in two weeks. I would like to

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 1>keep that going. I would like to see it ramped up.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I want us to win the midterms.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. That's all