Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a wonderful Tuesday. So we're gonna talk about these these
Speaker 1: invaders shortly here because there's a couple of little things
Speaker 1: that are happening right now. We're gonna get to emails,
Speaker 1: communists got caught again and they're trying to fade the heat.
Speaker 1: We might even bring up dogs zoos. God only knows
Speaker 1: what else is coming on the final hour of the
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And I really mean that
Speaker 1: it is only God because I have no earthly idea
Speaker 1: where we're gonna go from here once I get done
Speaker 1: with these few things. But I did want to get
Speaker 1: to these few things, all right. There's a headline from
Speaker 1: Twitchy right here. Man has no idea what's in the
Speaker 1: d SA platform, and he doesn't care. He voted for
Speaker 1: Mamdani based on free buses. He wanted free buses. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna combine that with a bit of a
Speaker 1: different story here, but it's one we've talked about. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say the name Sweta, I
Speaker 1: believe is how you say it. But I'm not sure
Speaker 1: we brought it up yesterday. You've seen the videos of it.
Speaker 1: All these Africans are pouring into this Spanish city, Sweta
Speaker 1: from Morocco. Now again, I want to remind you it's
Speaker 1: a Spanish city, but it's on the continent of Africa.
Speaker 1: This is not Spain proper yet, but it is. Look,
Speaker 1: it's them getting ready to go into Spain proper. But
Speaker 1: this is not Spain proper yet. It's a Spanish city
Speaker 1: in continental Africa. And the headline is from the New
Speaker 1: York Post. Is this African migrants in Sweta complain about treatment.
Speaker 1: There's no food and no blankets, So that doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. A common thing. I've seen many people say
Speaker 1: something along the lines of how ungrateful? Why wouldn't they
Speaker 1: be grateful? It doesn't seem like there's any gratitude at all.
Speaker 1: So let's talk again. So talk we've had before about
Speaker 1: how other cultures, how they look at leadership, how they
Speaker 1: look at politics. I'm gonna say politics, but they probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't describe it exactly like that. How do they look
Speaker 1: at politics? Well, pause on them, let's talk about you.
Speaker 1: How do you look at politics? If I, if I
Speaker 1: gave you the power to choose. You can choose your
Speaker 1: two senators from your state. You can choose the governor
Speaker 1: of your state, you can choose every member of the
Speaker 1: House of Representatives from your state. And you can choose
Speaker 1: the President and vice president of the United States of America. Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you, genuinely, what criteria would you use?
Speaker 1: And everyone's ad be different, by the way, yours wouldn't
Speaker 1: align perfectly with mine. But I bet you I know
Speaker 1: this as you're going through it in your head. Hey,
Speaker 1: I would want this, I would want that, I would
Speaker 1: want this, I would want that. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: any of those things you just came up with that
Speaker 1: quick little bullet point in your head. Are any of
Speaker 1: them about you? Your bank account, kind of car you drive,
Speaker 1: close on your back, free, stereo free. None of the
Speaker 1: criteria you just used were about you. Really, do you
Speaker 1: know why? Let me explain, we live in Western civilization.
Speaker 1: What does that mean Western civilization? When Christianity broke out
Speaker 1: across the globe? It broke out. You know this is
Speaker 1: post Apostle Paul and all that other stuff. But really,
Speaker 1: Rome when they went Christian had a lot to do
Speaker 1: with this. But when Christianity broke out across the globe
Speaker 1: that eventually that eventually resulted in the formation of nations
Speaker 1: that were I'm not saying wonderful and perfect, Okay, no
Speaker 1: nation is that way, but nations that were in large
Speaker 1: part Christian based, a church going population. The laws generally
Speaker 1: are they come from the Ten Commandments and things like that.
Speaker 1: You want to stand what I mean? That has created
Speaker 1: wonderful living conditions for people, and it is also created
Speaker 1: no matter what your beliefs are. By the way, you'd
Speaker 1: be an atheist, a pagan, it's not my business. But
Speaker 1: no matter what you believe, if you were raised here,
Speaker 1: you have certain things that are ingrained in you that
Speaker 1: come from that, that come from being raised in Christian
Speaker 1: based Western civilization. I would bet you money that if
Speaker 1: we were walking together or you know what, I ran
Speaker 1: you in the ma all we were just talking about
Speaker 1: them all and I had an unopened bottle of water
Speaker 1: in my hand, and you said, oh my gosh, so dehydrated.
Speaker 1: I'm thirsty, And I handed you that bottle of water.
Speaker 1: What would you say, Well, thank you. To see the
Speaker 1: look on Chris's face was obvious. Thank you. That's my point.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Chris didn't even do that on purpose.
Speaker 1: It's obvious to you, it's obvious to me for people
Speaker 1: who were not raised in Christian based Western civilization. Gratitude
Speaker 1: that's not a thing. That's not a thing. Now I
Speaker 1: realized there are some cultures where it is, but there
Speaker 1: are all kinds of cultures where that's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Gratitude that's not a thing. Picking political leaders I mentioned
Speaker 1: that part of it picking political leaders you when I
Speaker 1: gave you the power to pick them all, if you
Speaker 1: did the best you could, even if you don't come
Speaker 1: up with a name to pick somebody, pick people who
Speaker 1: would be good for what for the country, for everyone.
Speaker 1: I want the best for my state. I want the
Speaker 1: best for my country. So that's why I want this, this,
Speaker 1: and this to ensure that's the best thing for my
Speaker 1: country for everyone. That is an extremely Christian based Western
Speaker 1: civilizational way to look at choosing political leadership. This guy
Speaker 1: in New York City who didn't know anything about Mandnni's policies, taxes, whatever,
Speaker 1: he's just transactional. It's a simple transaction for him. That's
Speaker 1: how foreigners in so many garbage cultures across the globe.
Speaker 1: That's how and why they choose their political leaders. What
Speaker 1: can you do for me? What will you give me?
Speaker 1: I will help you get power. What will you now
Speaker 1: do for me? Basic transactional certainly, not anything concerned with
Speaker 1: anyone else. If I gave one of these dirty communists,
Speaker 1: in fact, let me go grab any one of these
Speaker 1: what do they call them, African migrants, any one of
Speaker 1: these invaders in that Spanish city in Africa, and let's
Speaker 1: assume we had a translator and I stood in front
Speaker 1: of them, my said, no, I'm quitting. I'm not doing
Speaker 1: that right now. But if I stood in front of
Speaker 1: them and I gave them the same options I just
Speaker 1: gave you. Hey, you can choose all your political leaders.
Speaker 1: You have the choice. How do you think they would choose.
Speaker 1: What do you think their criteria is? Well, I just
Speaker 1: want what's best for everyone. Well, I mean, hey, my country,
Speaker 1: we have wonderful people there, and I have such a
Speaker 1: heart for the children of this country that I just
Speaker 1: I want the man who will lead us and lead us.
Speaker 1: Well do you think that's I think that's how they think.
Speaker 1: It's not how they think at all. They think like
Speaker 1: barbarian tribes and barbarian cultures many of them, probably most
Speaker 1: of them. They think like they think everything is quite simple.
Speaker 1: It's quite transactional. If you want to be the chief
Speaker 1: in this little tribe, great, you have a bunch of cattle.
Speaker 1: I need five of them. Give me five of them.
Speaker 1: I got I want extra milk. I want to be
Speaker 1: able to slaughter a cow this year, so we have
Speaker 1: beef to eat. If it's very very simple, I don't
Speaker 1: care the best for the tribe, then no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: can I have five cattle? I can? Good? You got it?
Speaker 1: Period and a story. It's extremely transactional. So we are
Speaker 1: constantly projecting our values onto foreign barbarians, onto other cultures
Speaker 1: who don't share those values at all. They're just here
Speaker 1: to pill and destroy. Speaking of which, here's Abdul l said,
Speaker 1: maybe the next senator from Michigan.
Speaker 2: And on the removal of the whole people founded on
Speaker 2: the idea that we could pop rise on whether or
Speaker 2: not people, as a function of the color of their
Speaker 2: skin could be enslaved to bother people, hounded under the
Speaker 2: idea that all people are created equal, all men, but
Speaker 2: that only meant certain men.
Speaker 1: Phenomenon America was founded on racism. These people like Abdul
Speaker 1: l said, they are here to pillage, they are here
Speaker 1: to loot. And even if he is handed a seat
Speaker 1: in the most exclusive club in the world, the United
Speaker 1: States Senate, not for a single second will gratitude ever
Speaker 1: cross his mind, because that's not how it works. That's
Speaker 1: not how he works, that's not his culture. All it's yours,
Speaker 1: it's not his. Keep that in mind. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do well. Someone wants to talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about President Trump. We're gonna someone wants to talk about
Speaker 1: something I said on or on Friday. I said a
Speaker 1: lot of things on Sunday. I also need to talk
Speaker 1: to you about the zoo in America and why we
Speaker 1: make mistakes. Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Fantastic Tuesday. You can email us your love, your heye,
Speaker 1: your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I know you don't wave pom poms, but will we
Speaker 1: ever see a leader like President Trump again? He's not
Speaker 1: just a regular politician. He gave it all up for
Speaker 1: this country, but deep inside he knew he would come
Speaker 1: out on top, says, I can say his name is
Speaker 1: his name, Peter. Will we ever see one again? Of course,
Speaker 1: that's not to say that Donald Trump isn't unique. He's
Speaker 1: extremely unique, and he deserves a large amount of credit
Speaker 1: for leading the America First Movement in its infancy. This
Speaker 1: is the hardest time. Do you know what we are,
Speaker 1: this America First anti communist movement that the right is becoming?
Speaker 1: You know what we are. We're a startup business. We
Speaker 1: just got going. We want to be Fortune five hundred
Speaker 1: one day. We want to be worth twenty billion dollars
Speaker 1: one day. Right now, we have nothing but debt. Right now,
Speaker 1: we got a building, we got a few good employees,
Speaker 1: we got great ideas. We're getting things rolling. The sales
Speaker 1: are just starting to come in. But right now it's ugly.
Speaker 1: That's what the America First Movement is. And guess what
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's name is on the founding documents of that.
Speaker 1: And I know that there's a lot of frustration with
Speaker 1: things that you disagree on or unhappy with, and I've
Speaker 1: expressed mine. Whenever those things come up, do keep this
Speaker 1: in mind. Donald Trump did not walk in and take
Speaker 1: over a Fortune five hundred movement. Donald Trump walked in
Speaker 1: to a movement that didn't even have a crappy office
Speaker 1: rental building yet where somebody flushed a hairbrush down the toilet.
Speaker 1: He walked into that. And look, he didn't do it alone, right,
Speaker 1: all of us have gone along its supported it and
Speaker 1: everything else. But he has led that movement from its infancy,
Speaker 1: from its earliest stages. And when he walks out of it,
Speaker 1: it's not going to be an adult. It's not even
Speaker 1: going to be a teen. It's still going to be
Speaker 1: a child. We have years in years, in years to go.
Speaker 1: There will be other leaders. And if you're wondering why
Speaker 1: I wanted to have this talk with you right now,
Speaker 1: I am worried about the vacuum when Donald Trump leaves.
Speaker 1: It's an inevitable vacuum that we won't be able to
Speaker 1: fully fight against. But it is something we better be
Speaker 1: aware of and we better prime ourselves for. For a
Speaker 1: lot of people, and maybe this is you, Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is he's such a big figure, the central figure on
Speaker 1: the planet for the last ten years, a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of our political thought. I don't mean this
Speaker 1: to be insulting this time, although I've said this insultingly before.
Speaker 1: We outsource it to him. Well, what does Trump want? Well,
Speaker 1: what's Trump saying? But what's Trump want? Trump said this?
Speaker 1: Trump said that, Trump did this? Trump Trump? Trump, Trump's this? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: what happens when he's gone? You ever been part of
Speaker 1: or or at least heard about, maybe seen, maybe a
Speaker 1: friend went through it. A big church in your area,
Speaker 1: big megachurch, big megachurch that had a pastor that was
Speaker 1: just one of those one one of those guys people
Speaker 1: love to listen to. Had to have five services on Sunday,
Speaker 1: everyone passed, thousands of people. He's there for twenty years,
Speaker 1: spreading the word, you know, whatever the case may be,
Speaker 1: and then one day retires dies scandal. Who knows he leaves?
Speaker 1: What happens to the church if it's built around one man,
Speaker 1: a man gone disappears. Political movements operate the same way.
Speaker 1: Democrats have struggled since Barack Obama left to try to
Speaker 1: refined somebody like that. They've been searching for someone like that,
Speaker 1: Hey who hates America but can still message to Middle America.
Speaker 1: And so what are they doing. They've got James Talerico
Speaker 1: out there, you know, with a corn cob in each hand,
Speaker 1: trying to pretend like he's what Chris trying to pretend
Speaker 1: like he's an authentic textan that they've got Tim Walls
Speaker 1: out there trying and failing to properly load a shotgun
Speaker 1: when he's out feznant hunting. That's all these hand fisted
Speaker 1: ways they're trying to create another coalition. And that's because
Speaker 1: they had a guy for eight years who could do it.
Speaker 1: He was good at it. Can't stand him. He was
Speaker 1: good at it. Donald Trump. Donald Trump created a large coalition.
Speaker 1: He did with help, of course, but created a large coalition.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of people who look to
Speaker 1: him now for guidance in most or all things politically.
Speaker 1: When he's gone, what is going to happen. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's like in your area, but I know
Speaker 1: that there are two red areas that I've been to
Speaker 1: quite a bit over the past few years. One of them,
Speaker 1: of course, is where I live in Texas. But the
Speaker 1: other one, it's not just Texas. The other one has
Speaker 1: been Montana. When you are in the countryside in Texas,
Speaker 1: in Montana, you will be on a road, some two
Speaker 1: lane road, not some major highway, no one else around,
Speaker 1: and you will be driving by a gigantic ranch or
Speaker 1: something like that, and the rancher put up a huge
Speaker 1: billboard that says something along the lines of and Trump
Speaker 1: we trust, something like that. If did you drive through Texas,
Speaker 1: you'll see fences along the roads, cattle inside everything else.
Speaker 1: Trump twenty twenty eight spray painted on them. Now, it's
Speaker 1: not that in and of itself is not a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It can be a bad thing when Trump goes away.
Speaker 1: He's not gone away yet. If you're a Trump super fan,
Speaker 1: he's still got him for two and a half years.
Speaker 1: But in two and a half years it's over. The
Speaker 1: Trump thing is over, and the America First Movement cannot
Speaker 1: die when he walks out of the White House. We
Speaker 1: can't shut down the church just because the pastor who's
Speaker 1: led it forever walks away. The mission must go on.
Speaker 1: The mission must continue. It has to go on for
Speaker 1: years after Trump. And I believe the answer your email
Speaker 1: that we will one day we will have another leader rise.
Speaker 1: And who knows when that day is. Nobody knows, because
Speaker 1: you can't just pick these guys off the shelf, and
Speaker 1: maybe the next guy we may not see another one
Speaker 1: for ten years. We'll get another one eventually takes time.
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Speaker 1: not going to do it to you again. I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. This one's so painful that I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can do it to myself again. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if I can do this.
Speaker 1: A couple of good things. The best thing that Trump
Speaker 1: administration has done, well, they've done a few really really
Speaker 1: good things. Closing the border. That's you have to have that.
Speaker 1: Deportations can always argue we need more. We certainly do.
Speaker 1: We're getting some. Okay, a massive reduction in the federal workforce,
Speaker 1: a very very good thing and underrated thing that nobody
Speaker 1: talks about very good thing. Okay, so we have all
Speaker 1: that fraud. It's not small. And sometimes when you hear
Speaker 1: these stories, like, for instance, this first one, he's going
Speaker 1: to talk about fifty thousand dollars payments, and you you're
Speaker 1: thinking about the billions and billions and trillions of dollars
Speaker 1: that have been stolen and things like that, and maybe
Speaker 1: you're saying to yourself, wealth, Okay, fine, I'm happy about it,
Speaker 1: But what does that mean. It's drops in a bucket. No,
Speaker 1: to have a corrupt country where corruption is just built
Speaker 1: into the system is to guarantee ruin for a nation.
Speaker 1: It guarantees it enough people will steal for enough time
Speaker 1: that your nation will collapse. If you want to avoid
Speaker 1: that fate, then the government itself, the institutions themselves, they
Speaker 1: must dig in and start exposing and prosecuting the people
Speaker 1: who've committed these crimes. And by the way, you can
Speaker 1: see wonderful examples of this all over history. You can
Speaker 1: see it all throughout Latin America. By the way, you'll
Speaker 1: get some guy like Bouquetley and Salvadore is one of
Speaker 1: the best examples out there. They were run by communists
Speaker 1: forever communist government, communist judges. Of course they let all
Speaker 1: the rapists and murderers out. And why were they doing
Speaker 1: all that, Well, it wasn't just because they were communists.
Speaker 1: They were on the take. They were getting a bunch
Speaker 1: of money. Guys were getting money. Everything was corrupt. Bokayley
Speaker 1: comes in and arrests everybody and peaches the judges, throws
Speaker 1: everyone in a cage, and after he does that, he
Speaker 1: brings in a group and says, audit everyone, including me.
Speaker 1: I want a full investigation of everybody. If you've done wrong,
Speaker 1: you're going down pow. That's how you save a nation
Speaker 1: that's rotting. And he's turned the nation around. It can happen.
Speaker 1: You can happen here. Please don't be dismissive of this stuff.
Speaker 1: This stuff is awesome.
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania ranks fifth nationally in average monthly payments both per
Speaker 3: beneficiary and per provider. That is way out there be
Speaker 3: number five in both those categories.
Speaker 1: More expensive, that is in forty five states.
Speaker 3: Over nice six percent of personal care claims here our
Speaker 3: illness unspecified. That's how they're titled, so we can't track them.
Speaker 3: It doesn't help if the US attorney or the attorney
Speaker 3: General can't possibly find the fraud because people aren't actually
Speaker 3: telling us what they're really doing. We have to change
Speaker 3: that history that's evolved here into the norm. And finally,
Speaker 3: average payments beneficiary more than fifty thousand dollars. Think about that,
Speaker 3: fifty thousand per person getting home care in the state
Speaker 3: on average, far above what you'd ever expect.
Speaker 1: All this points to fraud. They're fighting fraud on the
Speaker 1: Trump administration. That was doctor Oz. This is the DOJ
Speaker 1: Fraud Task Force. Remember it didn't exist under Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: They were doing the fraud. Now this is what we're
Speaker 1: doing to revisit the electoral college. That's the wrong button man,
Speaker 1: that was Dome that you know, speaking of frauds, that's
Speaker 1: a dad joke for you.
Speaker 4: You're announcing criminal charges is against nineteen defendants for fraudulent
Speaker 4: home healthcare schemes that targeted Pennsylvania's Medicaid fraud program and
Speaker 4: resulted in over four million dollars of fraud. Eighteen of
Speaker 4: these defendants were charged in the last twelve days.
Speaker 1: Ali, poor Zoo. This is India, so take that with
Speaker 1: a grain of salt. Switches to goat meet for tigers
Speaker 1: and lions after Buffalo's slaughter has been suspended. Do you
Speaker 1: ever see that movie Jurassic Park, the original Jurassic Park? Chris,
Speaker 1: you never saw Jurassic Park? What is wrong with you? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park is a movie that everybody except for Jewish
Speaker 1: producer Chris has seen. And there's a scene in that
Speaker 1: movie where they're trying to feed the t Rex and
Speaker 1: there's this little teenage girl who's really annoying. She was
Speaker 1: watching and they brought up a live goat to feed
Speaker 1: the t rex and eventually, spoiler alert, does eat the goat,
Speaker 1: and it's always sold as this traumatic event for the kid.
Speaker 1: Don't you think that made her a better person in
Speaker 1: the end? You know why? It doesn't do you any
Speaker 1: good past a certain age to live a life of illusion.
Speaker 1: To use a Joe Walsh line, it doesn't do you
Speaker 1: any good to live a life of illusion. Americans, we
Speaker 1: know we're too soft as a society. Maybe not you personally,
Speaker 1: but we know we are. Part of the reason Americans
Speaker 1: are soft is we don't feed live animals to predators
Speaker 1: in the zoo. That's why Aiden, Jaden and Braden, they
Speaker 1: are raised by Brittany to believe that the animals sing
Speaker 1: and dance whenever the lights get turned off. That they
Speaker 1: all kind of get along, they hang out together. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, look at the lion. Look how cunney is say,
Speaker 1: looks I bet, I bet he gets along with the antelope. Nope.
Speaker 1: In the wild, that male lion he has to fight
Speaker 1: to the death pretty much every year. That's not always
Speaker 1: to the death, but he has to have a vicious
Speaker 1: fight that oftentimes is to the death with another male lion.
Speaker 1: If the other male lion is successful and defeats him,
Speaker 1: he will have to retreat and live the rest of
Speaker 1: his life alone hunting by himself, will probably starve to death.
Speaker 1: The male who succeeded in defeating that male he will
Speaker 1: not only begin to mate with all the females in
Speaker 1: the pride because they all belong to him. If any
Speaker 1: of those females have cubs, have babies that don't belong
Speaker 1: to him, that aren't his, he will go around in
Speaker 1: front of the mother and butcher all of the children.
Speaker 1: That's the soft, cuddly lion you saw in Lion King.
Speaker 1: That's reality. That's how it works. That's how animals operate.
Speaker 1: Even I swear to you, even that cute seal. Look
Speaker 1: at his big puppy dog. Guys, Oh my gosh, he
Speaker 1: looks like he wants to nuzzle and snuggle with me.
Speaker 1: He wants to find a penguin and rip its guts out.
Speaker 1: That's what he wants to do. And in fact, he
Speaker 1: lives every moment of his life trying to find either
Speaker 1: a mate to mate with or a penguin to rip
Speaker 1: to shreds. That's what he believes. I think if we
Speaker 1: institute some certain look, we can do it in an
Speaker 1: organized fashion. It doesn't have to be every minute of
Speaker 1: every day. But you know how local schools they'll take
Speaker 1: a trip to the zoo. You take those second graders
Speaker 1: and you bring him down to the zoo and say, hey, kids,
Speaker 1: see the lions. Yeah, beautiful creatures. Right, hey, here's a deer.
Speaker 1: We're going to release it in the lion enclosure. Now, kids,
Speaker 1: buckle up. This is going to be the important part.
Speaker 1: Pay attention to what happens next. And you know what
Speaker 1: you can say, Oh, second grade, Chris is whining already.
Speaker 1: Second grade's too young. Blah, you gotta grow up sometime. Powe,
Speaker 1: all right, you got to grow up sometime. It's time
Speaker 1: to wake up and realize how the world works. I'm
Speaker 1: just throwing it out there to everybody. But do a
Speaker 1: couple more quick things, including a great email next the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a spectacular Tuesday. Do not forget. You can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You should also
Speaker 1: know that during the break we started kicking around some
Speaker 1: other options for the zoo thing. I brought up school
Speaker 1: field trips, so you know, little Billy, little Susie can
Speaker 1: learn how nature actually works. We can take this further,
Speaker 1: There's no question about it. Now, listen, listen. We can
Speaker 1: take this way further. We can bring in some sharks. Listen, Chris.
Speaker 1: Every now and then in the sea, in the seal enclosure,
Speaker 1: every now and then you take a little bull shark,
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a great white or something like that,
Speaker 1: and you just kind of zip him in there. No, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have to make sure the water is really clear
Speaker 1: so they can see. Now, eventually that water is going
Speaker 1: to get a little red and cloudy. But you know what,
Speaker 1: the kids will learn, and you can do it in
Speaker 1: stages if you're smart about this, trying to help people
Speaker 1: grow up. You go to the penguin enclosure. First, you
Speaker 1: go to the penguin and closes, and you take a
Speaker 1: bunch of fish and you drop it in the penguin enclosure.
Speaker 1: Live fish. Watch the penguins go eat it great. Sounds good.
Speaker 1: Then you bring in about a dozen seals. You drop
Speaker 1: them into the penguin enclosure. Beep beep beep. You know, well,
Speaker 1: sea lions or something like that. Sounds good. Then, look,
Speaker 1: you can do all this. We're talking about efficiency here.
Speaker 1: Then a couple of bull sharks, and you see how
Speaker 1: this can go. It can be an all day affair,
Speaker 1: so the kids get educated. Hey, Jesse, I haven't been
Speaker 1: feeling really well lately. So I got up this morning,
Speaker 1: ate a healthy breakfast, read my Bible, put on your
Speaker 1: Friday Show podcast, went for a walk, and proceeded to
Speaker 1: listen to one of your most encouraging metaphors about COVID
Speaker 1: and making good daily choices to take better care of
Speaker 1: our bodies. Not only did it encourage me about our
Speaker 1: country's future, it was a good confirmation about what I
Speaker 1: need to do to feel better again. Thanks doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: I only tell you these things because I make so
Speaker 1: many stupid choices, and I go through these weird, weird
Speaker 1: things that I think other people don't go through, these
Speaker 1: weird phases in my life where it's kind of all
Speaker 1: in or all out. At least I've done that for
Speaker 1: forty five years. I'm hoping to not go back and
Speaker 1: do that anymore. And when I say all in or
Speaker 1: all that, it's generally this like back when I was
Speaker 1: drinking a lot, drinking every night, drinking way too much,
Speaker 1: just a drunk loser. And then you wake up and
Speaker 1: you don't work out, should feel like crap, and then
Speaker 1: it's jack in the box for breakfast and a pizza
Speaker 1: for lunch. And then that night you're feeling all fat
Speaker 1: and whatever, and you're still feeling a little hungover, so
Speaker 1: you better go grab another twelve pack. And so you're
Speaker 1: just all in in this downward spiral. And then when
Speaker 1: you're done with all that, maybe some ice cream, and
Speaker 1: so you're just getting fatter and grosser and fatter and grosser.
Speaker 1: But if you stop it, and one day, at least
Speaker 1: for me, I stop it one day. One day, let's
Speaker 1: say that, Hey, nothing to drink, get to bed at
Speaker 1: a decent hour, wake up in the morning, go for
Speaker 1: a walk. Let's go for a walk, maybe lift some
Speaker 1: weight something like that. Then I come back. No, I'm
Speaker 1: only gonna have protein powder and eggs for breakfast and
Speaker 1: then so it's a complete all in or all out thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's healthy. In fact, I know it's
Speaker 1: very unhealthy. And like I said, I'm gonna try not
Speaker 1: to go back. But that's how it is, Jesse. Dogs
Speaker 1: have a sixth sense about water. It's smell, the taste,
Speaker 1: of impurities, so on and so forth. This is about
Speaker 1: Fred not remembering to drink water after he gets back
Speaker 1: from a walk. It's very common for dogs not to
Speaker 1: drink water that has a high level of impurities. Fred
Speaker 1: may drink when you tell him to because he's obedient.
Speaker 1: I encourage you to research stainless steel water fountain bowl.
Speaker 1: There are several very good ones. Okay, look, I appreciate
Speaker 1: your suggestion. In fact, I really genuinely do appreciate every
Speaker 1: every time I come on this show and I complain
Speaker 1: about something, my generator, my back. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: it is. You are so wonderful to me, and I
Speaker 1: really do. It means a lot. I read them all.
Speaker 1: By the way, Hey, Jesse, do this, Jesse, try this.
Speaker 1: I read them all. I don't read them all on
Speaker 1: the air, but I read them all and I love
Speaker 1: that and I love this one too. But let me
Speaker 1: explain why it doesn't apply. Did you know we have
Speaker 1: a special water bowl already in the house I grew up,
Speaker 1: and the dog he drank water out of whatever you know,
Speaker 1: steel looking water bowl you threw on the ground and
Speaker 1: you filled it up with the garden hose outside. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you see now, we have a special water bowl. This
Speaker 1: is a water bowl designed so Fred's face doesn't get
Speaker 1: too wet when he drinks water. Oh, Chris, it's this
Speaker 1: weird thing where there's this little hole in the middle
Speaker 1: of it and he can kind of only stick his
Speaker 1: snout down into it. But wait, there's more. Ob has
Speaker 1: the boy clean that thing out with soap every single day,
Speaker 1: And oh, I know, because I've never seen anything like
Speaker 1: it in my life. And then she puts filtered water
Speaker 1: in it, run through a reverse osmosis system. You just
Speaker 1: fill it up at the garden hose. It's a dog,
Speaker 1: he'll he'll be just fine. The other day we were
Speaker 1: out back messing around as a family and there's a
Speaker 1: little bowl out back there, and it had been sitting
Speaker 1: out back for a while, so it was empty, right,
Speaker 1: it was dry, and she's all, hey, Fred's thirsty. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: no big deal, and so I go grab the bull
Speaker 1: and I take it over the garden and she says,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? That hasn't been cleaned in forever?
Speaker 1: And I'm looking and he licks his penis what do
Speaker 1: you mean it hasn't been cleaned? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: But that's look, that's how it is. Whatever. You know,
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Speaker 1: was a joke. And now he's a headline. You know
Speaker 1: the thing headlines we didn't get to. Politico said non
Speaker 1: citizen voting was overblown, and now it admits the entire
Speaker 1: system runs on honor. Obviously, communists are going to lie
Speaker 1: and cheat every single chance they get. When they get caught,
Speaker 1: they always do the same thing. They act like you're
Speaker 1: the one attacking them, and they act like it was unintentional. Oh, whoopsie,
Speaker 1: Oh it was an accident. Oh, we had no idea.
Speaker 1: They always have an idea. Border patrol dog living the
Speaker 1: dream after discovering a massive haul of prohibited meat. Look,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how well trained dogs are. You just
Speaker 1: can't you can't train that out of them. Americans are
Speaker 1: down on the economy and concerned about the costs. Well,
Speaker 1: that won't be a big deal with the midterms. Justice
Speaker 1: Department tout's largest denaturalization ever or effort ever, with twenty
Speaker 1: five cases filled in two weeks. I would like to
Speaker 1: keep that going. I would like to see it ramped up.
Speaker 1: And that's why I want us to win the midterms.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. That's all