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Speaker 1: Michael Mia. He's not cooking it for you, but it's

421
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Speaker 1: inspired by him. Correct. So yes, you teach other people,

422
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: but you got their sobs store and you felt bad

423
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: for him. I feel sorry for him money because you

424
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: know they're making money and they just they're burned out.

425
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: So what are they gonna go? Do? Nothing? I don't know. Maybe, hey, man,

426
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: this is way better than the chicken place we had, dude,

427
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 1: but they've been crushing it. They're they're burnt. Five days

428
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: a week, coach, that's twenty hours, and then on the

429
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 1: weekends they were open less than thirty hours. A week.

430
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: It sound like two lazy dudes. Hey did they own

431
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: the bar? To know? They don't own the bar, So

432
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 1: they're just the chicken. Guys, just the chicken. It sounds

433
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 1: like you running chicken place. I'm burned out. I've been

434
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 1: working four hours a Day's do guys like you act

435
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 1: like they only get there at eleven and they leave

436
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 1: at three? You gotta prep. You got a coach. They

437
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 1: get there at nine and they live on the first chicken.

438
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 1: You don't think they got a clean and put everything okay? Coach?

439
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: They do a nine to five. That's what everyone else does.

440
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: Did you not walk around their quick It wasn't clean.

441
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: I lost a flip flop on that damn floor. So

442
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: if you want box box, you got one week to

443
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: get someone to go buy them out. They do some

444
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: emotional posts and get twelve legs on Facebook. That's that

445
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: is one thing, because they didn't really have like you know,

446
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: you go to Hattie Bees, how long you have to

447
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: wait there? Hours? Hours? There? You want chicken, go get

448
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: it unless you know the secret ones. Guys, if you're

449
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 1: coming to Nashville, I hate nobody else goes to him.

450
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: There's other Hattie Bees off the beaten Path. So there's

451
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: the people that go to the ones in Midtown and

452
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: they go to the one at Fifth and Broadway. Those

453
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: aren't the ones you go to. There's another one on Charlotte.

454
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: There's like a completely different one over in twelve South. Hell,

455
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: go to the one in Vegas to get it here,

456
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: Just go to Vegas for it, guy, Fiaris, Is that

457
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: next to where where I used to live? No, it's

458
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: farther down. It's on the other side of Broadway, the

459
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: other side. It's down. It's up where the bomb went off.

460
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh it is. Yeah, it's right across from Sabaro Pizza.

461
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: I know exactly where it is. That's a dope location.

462
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: That place still being there's there's still is up in

463
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: buildings that look half collapsed two years ago. They're taking

464
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: their sweet time. It takes a long time to rebuild

465
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: a whole block. Guys, I don't know if you know that,

466
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: but it takes a long time. That's what happened, didn't

467
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's have a moment of silence. Four buck box,

468
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: which two seconds max. That's not silence, dude. That's okay,

469
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: that's the good. Now let's go to commercial. They're good

470
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: news is good news. They're opening again. I was just joking.

471
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: I was totally fun you guys, No, that would have

472
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,959
Speaker 1: been funny. Now the good news is Team Snacks. Now

473
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: we got new merch dropping one week from today, one

474
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,959
Speaker 1: week from today. And let me tell you those hats

475
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: there's only their limited edition. Yeah, there's only one right now,

476
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: there's only one in print right now. And I saw

477
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: somebody's asked wearing on I'm about to post that picture.

478
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: We we gotta text, hey, did you guys get the hat?

479
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: We're like, not what hat? Eddie sends a picture. No,

480
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Has it on

481
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: his damn head, doesn't even bother the show was just

482
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: takes it and wears it on the golf course. Who mean,

483
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: who wears hats? I know, but I would like to

484
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: see it. I honestly thought when it came because it

485
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 1: was one hat, I thought it'd be three. When it

486
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: was one hat. This dude had it for like ten minutes,

487
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, lunch box. If he keeps this freaking hat,

488
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get pissed because the dude doesn't wear hats

489
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: at all. But I totally expected you for you to

490
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: keep it. That's what we ended up going with the design.

491
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: What do you think like it? Do you like the

492
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: sword Losers on the side. I didn't even see it, sure,

493
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I didn't see it too much. I

494
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: believe they said they're only gonna make ten. No, well

495
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: hopefully three. At least you're gonna make two. And then

496
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: then the tank tops are gonna be Those are gonna

497
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: be hotcakes. I mean they're gonna coach hey and all.

498
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: This is going at shop store Losers dot com, shop

499
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Speaker 1: sworre Losers dot com. There will be a pre sale

500
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: on Tuesday. Code words totally secret time. Now. We'll give

501
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: out the code word on Monday's podcast. So if you

502
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: are listening to Monday's podcast, you get the code word

503
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: because you don't want to miss out on these hats

504
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: because once they're gone, they gone. Here's a hand. No,

505
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: that's not it. That's not gonna be it. So, yes,

506
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: it's on sale next Wednesday, but if you listen to

507
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: Monday's pod you'll get that little secret word. You can

508
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: buy it on Tuesday. Boom boom, here we go. I

509
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: don't know what this means, but I wore it all

510
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: day yesterday and no one said, yeah, that's like no

511
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,239
Speaker 1: one I in my family friends I was playing golf with.

512
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: Maybe it blends in that much. It's not one of

513
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: those that screams at people. It's a classy, sophisticated look.

514
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 1: But like no one said like, oh wow, hey, cool man,

515
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: what's that for? Like, I mean, if I'm being real

516
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: now that I'm looking at it, we had thrown it

517
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: around a little bit. No, no, not that. There's different

518
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: designs and logos out there. There's a really expensive logo

519
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: that looks very similar to it, and I believe it's St.

520
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: Lawrence is it? What is it called Saint Laurent? But

521
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: no idea? What that? But but but but it's different different,

522
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: it's very different. It's close but different. Maybe people are

523
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: thinking it's just a very anywhere in it's an affluent

524
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: cologne hat. Yeah, no, I totally thought that too. But

525
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: it's a little different. What is this St? Lauren? I

526
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: don't think it looks like it. Let see it. That's

527
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: weird looking unless that's not what it's a it's an STL.

528
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Balenciaga purs? I don't know what

529
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: that that doesn't look like I mean, I know that's

530
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: the that's I don't think it looks anything like that,

531
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: Just so you know. I mean it's got the same

532
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: kind of letters. I mean it has letters, and it's

533
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: on a hat. I mean that's about all I got.

534
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean we got so we've got Coach sweatshirts that

535
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: are like the Coach hand bags, and we got St.

536
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: Lauren hats And do you think we're being fashion people? Hey?

537
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: But but what about the other thing that we were

538
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: worried about. Does it look like it? Not at all.

539
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think it looks like

540
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: it good. So, yeah, that's it. Next Wednesday, listen for

541
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: the pre sale. No Monday is they get the code

542
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: and they can buy early. We were ready a disaster,

543
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: no coach? Um, Well what about Tuesday? I gotta take

544
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: my friend to get his new air condition in his car. Well,

545
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what about it. What did soilers Fade

546
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: say about tank? He loved it, loved it one too? Yeah?

547
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: Well not. My question is do we want to put

548
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: that design on a tank and a tea because maybe

549
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: some people don't wear I don't wear tanks, That's what

550
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I wear tanks and pulsays you do. But

551
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: also as people seen the tank. No, so we're talking

552
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: about like people have seen the whole hasn't put posted it?

553
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: No crap. I gave one to Boomer, he may have posted.

554
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: That's okay, That's what I'm Saying're gonna sell like hotcakes

555
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: in Michigan. Do you do we put it on a shirt? Also,

556
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think so. So you think just tanks even

557
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: though you don't wear tanks. You want wear hats. You're

558
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: not gonna wear this hat. I'll wear it on the

559
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: golf course. But who's gonna see you out there? A

560
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: lot of people, dudes? No, the three people playing with

561
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: me exactly how's it going? Frank Hey, Charles Hey, Mikey,

562
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: good hit. I'm just wondering, like I didn't know because

563
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: because they did send it to us in two different forms,

564
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: the tanky and a T and I didn't know if

565
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: we wanted it in the tank and the tea or

566
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: just tank just tank. Yeah, it's one of those. I

567
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: don't see really how you can rock it as a

568
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: T shirt because it's a beach. It's totally that kind

569
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: of wear swim and who knows, dude, maybe I will

570
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: start worring a little tank. You and I'm going to Florida,

571
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: So I'll be what are you going to Florida all summer? Um?

572
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: You're going to Oh my god, damn? All right, hey

573
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: have you ran that by the bus? Are you going

574
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: with the guys? Are you going with the guys from

575
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: back box? Right? I'm going? Uh, I think it's Destined

576
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: from coach, I might do the same. So, yeah, dude,

577
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna head to Florida for the fourth

578
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: of We're all going to the cove An Emerald Coast boat.

579
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know where Destined. No

580
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: 's actually we're actually next to Destin. It's a cheaper

581
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: place called sand Destined. No, it's it's right down the road.

582
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: You're talking about five minutes. Yeah, but yeah, so it's

583
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: all you Destin. Yeah, No, it's not skanky, it's nice.

584
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: We gotta duty. He's playing a place called Stinky's. So

585
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: we're no another buddy, but we're going with my wife

586
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: made it. My wife Bazer made a friend. And so

587
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: now we have a couple's friend and their kids. No,

588
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: and so we're all going all together as a whole,

589
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: like and we gotta get a house and everything like that.

590
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: So I'll be sported on the beach for two weeks

591
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: and Garth's stinks. But it's all right in there. I

592
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: think it's in that eddie. What is destined near Fort Walton?

593
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: Fort Walton, It's I mean, dude, it's right there. It's

594
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: the Panhandle of Florida. You got, it's one of those

595
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: where my wife goes, oh, you're gonna fly into Panama City.

596
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: It's an hour drive, or you could fly into here.

597
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: There's no real airport that you go into. Know that

598
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: Fort Walton one war you got, you got destined. And

599
00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: then to the west you have Alabama, Alabama Shore's and

600
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: then to the east you have that Saint what's it

601
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: called the Rosemary Beach and that kind of forty A. Okay, still,

602
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm never destin thirty A and sand destin Alabama. All

603
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: that's right there, beautiful Rosemary, the most beautiful beaches in America.

604
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: They really are beautiful, white better in Galveston, coach coach,

605
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: freaking fish are floating in Galveston because the oil spills. Coach.

606
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you're swimming, you're out there catching ways coach

607
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: and there's a flounder belly up right next to you. Like, great,

608
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: what is this seaweed? That's a person's hair. I will

609
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: be honest that I had only been to the Galveston Beach,

610
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: and now that I've been to Florida, I'm like, man,

611
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: I totally, totally. I grew up in South Padre and

612
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: I go to Florida. I'm like, damn, I really thought

613
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: South I thought South Padre is beautiful. Now like Florida.

614
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: I thought I'd seen some ugly beaches until I went

615
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: to South Padre. That sand isn't that great? The waters gross.

616
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: But again, you're growing up in Texas. See that's the

617
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: only beach i'd seen. Baby, that is nice. Got you?

618
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: So it's a totally different It's all relative. Hey, but destined, dude,

619
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: it's freaking off. I'm excited. We got a pretty sweethouse. Dude,

620
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: get a kayak. I'm telling you it's worth it. Rent

621
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: a kayak while you're at the beach, and no and

622
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: go out when it's crystal clear. Dude, you'll see sharks

623
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: going right under you. Pass on that one. You have

624
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: to do it. You know, what's a good idea to

625
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: go right out there and tempt those sharks to eat

626
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: your Why would you tempt them on a boat. They're

627
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: not they're not there to eat you. They're looking for

628
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: food down there. Would you flip? Would you flip? You

629
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: flip out? No, I'd be fine with it. But you

630
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: actually saw sharks going below your kayak. You see the

631
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: freaking shore that you see the sand and why did

632
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: you not video it? What do you mean, coach? It's

633
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: fast right by you. Yeah, you fish those waters. Yeah,

634
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: I caught a shark four footer like what last year?

635
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: Two years ago? Two years ago. But my whole thing

636
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: is you see that shark. You're this is what happened

637
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: to me. Man. So like I was out there and

638
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: you're talking. You're about two yards and it's probably about

639
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: fifteen ft deep, so it's deep, but you can still

640
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: see the freakings. You're going way deeper than me. Coach.

641
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: Now you're where vessels are, no, not that far two

642
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: d yards for the cruise ships. Coach, that's where the

643
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: banana boats going. So I was fishing or whatever, and

644
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: I had all this like chump. So they told me like, oh,

645
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: when you catch when you know, when you catch like fish,

646
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: that's like not that good cut it up, leave it

647
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: out in the sun, let it rot a little bit,

648
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: and that'll be your chump, dude, the chum. This is

649
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: reminded me of that movie Something. It's a hilarious comedy

650
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: on No, no, no, that's where the girls like the

651
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: girls not that pretty. There's a lot that I'm not

652
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,719
Speaker 1: that one of the newer Netflix ones. Oh that reasons,

653
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: why no, not that one, Hannah Baker, it's not funny guys.

654
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: And she he doesn't want her for some reason, and

655
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: so she starts doing all these crazy things and it

656
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: has to do with chum. She actually dumps over the

657
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: bucket of chum and they have a bunch of sharks

658
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: that as the guy from water Boy in it, and

659
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: he goes, well, no, she jumped over the jump rockner.

660
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I know about I know that's

661
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: one with David Spain, Melissa Melissa Wrong, miss Wrong Missing.

662
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 1: That movie is watched it five times, Like we watched

663
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: it one night thinking Okay, this is gonna be so stupid,

664
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: and then we started watching it like this is actually hilarious.

665
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: That's what is. He hits up the wrong girl and

666
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: he bites her on vacation and realize that it's not

667
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: the hot one. What do you say about the chump?

668
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, you dumbed over the jump like all these sharks.

669
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: Sharks swarming him. Yeah, so I had chum, and so

670
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want to put

671
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,439
Speaker 1: it on a hook and see if I can get anything.

672
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: I was out there for like twenty minutes and nothing.

673
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'm hunger. I'm gonna get lunch.

674
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: So I dumped the chump like it was like a

675
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: zip lock bag full of rotten fish, and I just

676
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: dumped it over, not thinking anything. And as I'm paddling back, dude,

677
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: I looked down and I see like five or six

678
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: ten foot sharks. Just go wom for the chump? I mean,

679
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: just go do They smelled it so quick. And then

680
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm paddling back, I'm like, oh, sure, the crazy crazy.

681
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: There's a girl probably about twenty feet away from me

682
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: in a paddle board. She's like it's beautifying us. Like

683
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, get out of here. There sharks in here

684
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: just like ten doing it. Are you serious? Like yes,

685
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: just go the other way. That was what the cool part, Barks.

686
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: You just said it was cool to go out there

687
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,479
Speaker 1: and see the sharks on a boat on a kayak coach,

688
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: not a freaking paddle board. She's standing on a freaking board.

689
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: Was she like, care if I jump in your canoe

690
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, hell, I'm married, I'm married. Two waves

691
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: and we had to bang. If she's in your kayak,

692
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: you got a bang, right, Sorry, kid, jumping the kag

693
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: will probably bang. We had to dumb my kayak. Speaking

694
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: of chump, you know what we used to do when

695
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: we were kids. Whenever we had like a slumber party

696
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: coming up someone's birthday and we knew we were going

697
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: to be sparing night, a bunch of us can come,

698
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: we wouldn't make We would make a rotten jar of crap.

699
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: We would just go no, no, no. You would go

700
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: in the pantry or in the fridge or the freezer,

701
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: and you get a big jar and you just put

702
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of food in there and you'd stick it in

703
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: in the corner of the backyard and let it rot

704
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: for a week. I thought you are just hanging out

705
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: for a night. Well yeah you are, but you're preparing.

706
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: This is preparing you guys in it. Which one and

707
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: you would go and when? When when you have the

708
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: slover party? You go dump it on someone's porch or something,

709
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: you know what, it's like couch your friends what not know,

710
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: the people's houses we were dumping. You would dump it

711
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: on an enemy. Yeah, like dumping on someone's house, like

712
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: you know, like you told the paper someone's house. You

713
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: would throw the bucket, you know, crap on it. None

714
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: of the parents and they're going in their backyards during

715
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: the week, and you put the lid on so it

716
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: doesn't smell. It's just a jar of just rotting crap.

717
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: And so one time we were doing it and we

718
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: were walking and it was my birthday party and we

719
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: but I don't even know, it might have been my

720
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: brother's birthday. Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter, you're right. And

721
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: we're imagine a random parent going in their backyard. Man,

722
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: what is this poduc open? It looks like it's oh,

723
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: it's pots. So we're walking around the neighborhood and we're

724
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: in front of this dude, Chris's house, and he kind

725
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: of crazy, big dude, like kill you crazy, and so

726
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: would you even go there? Well, we were just walking

727
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: and we're all kind of smelling, like smelling it, and

728
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: it's almost making us vomit, right, and we had puked

729
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: on myself. We handed to Aaron. We're like, whatever you do,

730
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: don't drop it. And we're out and we're walking and

731
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: and you hear Chris goes, what the are you doing?

732
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: Like he's in his window or something crazy Chris and

733
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: Aaron uh shatters right right in front of Chris, right

734
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: in front of Chris's house, and I mean, Chris comes

735
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: tearing out of that house and we and we take

736
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: off running, running, get back to my house and we're

737
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 1: slamming doors, trying to lock it, and we're like, oh

738
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: my god. And there's chrisom appears in the window. And

739
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: we got out of there, and he is trying to

740
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: get in the house right We are freaking out and

741
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: he trying to break down the door and we are

742
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: holding it. Where your parents asleep upstairs at night? At night? Yeah,

743
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: it's not during the day. It is like three in

744
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: the morning in the afternoon. And in the morning, we're

745
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: all in the office and we're gonna call Chris's house.

746
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: I mean, your house wasn't huge. How did your parents

747
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: not hear any of this? My parents slept through everything everything.

748
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: It was amazing. We could do anything and they would

749
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: not even like you could walk. They would be asleep

750
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: on the couch, walk out the front door, come back

751
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: five hours later. They would have no idea who left,

752
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: what happened down here? So through a party, Dad, sorry

753
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: we are We run out of there and we're like,

754
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, that he's in the backyard. And we're like, okay,

755
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: he's gone, he's gone, and that bone there is another window,

756
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: and we're like and then he starts trying to ram

757
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: the door. What the coach, There's no way you're making

758
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: all this crap up. There's no way your parents didn't

759
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: wake up during all this. Dude. We're holding the door

760
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: because it feels like it was about to come open. Like, dude,

761
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: when I say Christmas, crazy Christmas, sounds like a's trying

762
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: to knock the door down. So we're holding the door

763
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: and my buddy Bradley's there and we're like, wa up,

764
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: go wake up my parents. Go wake up my parents.

765
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: And he runs upstairs and bangs on their bedroom door,

766
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: goes he's trying to break in, and he's trying to

767
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: break in, and my mom comes downstairs all the living

768
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: room and she had a teddy on. So we're there

769
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: and my mom's like, what happened? We tell her, you know,

770
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: we're just, you know, doing nothing. She's like, Jackson, what

771
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: were you doing out at three in the morning? I

772
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: was jogging and my mom goes bull ship Jackson, and

773
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to I've never been so scared

774
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: in my life that we were going to die? What

775
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: about Is your mom ever confront Chris? No, you don't

776
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: confront your mom. What happened to the pot? When he yelled,

777
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: Aaron dropped it right in front of it? Just stay

778
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: there how long? I don't know. It's just in the

779
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: street that That's why would Chris get pissed at that?

780
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 1: It was just dude, when when I said Chris was crazy?

781
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: Where now? I don't know, man, I think it's been.

782
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,959
Speaker 1: But what were you guys wanting to put the pot

783
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: of how we're gonna probably pour it on someone's doorstep,

784
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: not Chris's though. Stuck to the parents though, what that

785
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: always sucks? The toilet paper sucks for the parents and

786
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: the kids are cleaning that up? No, you bet if

787
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: that my kids ever piss anyone off, So we get

788
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: our house TP or whatever. You got a kid on

789
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: kid crime, it's kid on adults. But here's the thing.

790
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: You can't even toilet paper anymore because all these stupid

791
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: as doorbell camera toilet paper shortages. I don't have the

792
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,479
Speaker 1: laughlip good, but you know what I'm saying, Like that

793
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: ring doorbells are ruining everything because you're not gonna be

794
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 1: able the toilet paper houses as a kid. That sucks,

795
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: Like I mean, there was one time we were a

796
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: toilet paper in a house and this car drives by

797
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: and it's a mom with her two kids, and she

798
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: pulls over and she goes. She asked me to hey,

799
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: you might have my kids help, not go for it.

800
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: They started to diyn't even know us, I didn't know

801
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: whose house it was, and they started helping toilet. But

802
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: did you all ever initiate freshman like when you're seniors now?

803
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: We didn't do like days and confused. The one trick

804
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: we did, one joke we did do. Why we were

805
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: in study hall for soccer is Garrett would tell one

806
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: of the freshmen or whatever, hey, go over there and

807
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: ask him how many push ups his dad would can do.

808
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: He's like a world record holder. And they'd walk up

809
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: to me and be like, hey, dude, how many push

810
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: ups can your dad, do not turn up looking and

811
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: be like, my dad doesn't have any arms, And I say,

812
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 1: f you, and I put my head down like I'm crying.

813
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Garrett told me. I

814
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,479
Speaker 1: mean they told me. You want to talk about making

815
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: someone feel so terrible? Did you think that this guy

816
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: was a good enough actor to make them believe they

817
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: he was crying? There's no freaking weapon a prank though, dude. Dude,

818
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: some meek, like nervous freshman in his first week of

819
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: school and you go up to a junior senior and

820
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: you tell him, hey, man, how many push ups can

821
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: your dad do? My dad don't aveny fucking arms? Man?

822
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: Whoa coach? Come on, man? And you put your head

823
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: down and he immediately feels terrible. My first day of

824
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: high school, I remember I getting class, my first class

825
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: of the day, and these two seniors are like looking

826
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: at me and laughing. I'm like, gosh, what are they

827
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: laughing at? And then one of them comes up to

828
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: me and and goes, hey, are you a freshman? I go, yeah, man,

829
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: you're all ours. Dude. I'm like, what does that mean? Dude?

830
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: I thought the whole day I'm like I cannot go

831
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, like I cannot go to the bathroom

832
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: these dudes. I started my day with two big gas

833
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: seniors telling me that I am there's and nothing ever happened,

834
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: thank God. But all day I was freaking out. There

835
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: are schools that are really into it. Yeah, we did

836
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: tuna juice like in water guns dirty because freshman, you

837
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: after a pepper ally, you shoot the freshman throw fish

838
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: in this section, you know where they're sitting at the

839
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: pepper rally. But that nothing major we did where we

840
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: picked him out. We picked them up from their house

841
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: and then we put him in the back of the

842
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: truck and went to the car wash. Okay, all right,

843
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: days confused. As bad as you never did that, you'll

844
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: never did that. I mean, the parents are cool with

845
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: it though we never did that. Yes I did. I

846
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: swear to God. I swear to God I have. I've

847
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: even had pictures of of them right after the car wash. Yeah,

848
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: but we had to clear it with the parents and

849
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: they'd be like, yeah, sure not because we're gonna pick

850
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: them at like four in the morning. And then there

851
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: they were waiting outside. Some schools are doing the rituals

852
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Some don't. Yeah, but we got

853
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: in trouble. We got in trouble about the tuna juice

854
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: because one um, when I was a sophomore, one of

855
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: the freshmen used real tuna juice. You get like probably

856
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: a shot glass full of water from a tuna can. Yeah,

857
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: what do you think you did? What do you fake

858
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: tuna juice? Well? How many of kids of tuna did

859
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: you squeeze? I mean, I don't this is but one

860
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: girl was allergic to fish. And I mean they came

861
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: over the announcements were like talking about it. Yeah, it

862
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: has to stop, like you can't do that, blah blah blah.

863
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: So then when they did around and so then at

864
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: the pep, probably they switched it around. They made they

865
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: made the like in the bleachers usually it was freshman

866
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: section sophomores than the other two sets of bleachers with

867
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: seniors and juniors. Instead, they moved the uh freshman next

868
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: to the juniors, and then sophomores next to the senior.

869
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: So the sophomores wouldn't mess with the freshman. But I'm like, well,

870
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: why wouldn't juniors just mess with him? But they didn't

871
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: really mess with him, because once you're junior year over

872
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: the freshman. Do you wonder if that happens anymore? Do

873
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: you all ever do food fights? Yeah, we didn't know.

874
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: We didn't in high school, but in college it was

875
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: pretty big. In college, yeah, because it was a private

876
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: Christian school for the first two years. So one person

877
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: would just throw like like Lebron would be on the TV.

878
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: They had a big screen TV, so we would watch

879
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: the NBA games that during dinner and the kid would

880
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: throw a banana peel and all hell would break loose.

881
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: Then another kid chucks at the apple. I mean wait,

882
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: wait at the TV, or at each other at the TV,

883
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: and then it would start being you know, you never

884
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: threw it at somebody, you throw it. They had these

885
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: huge ass like probably a hundred foot windows that just

886
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: went all the way to the sky, and so you

887
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: throw them against the window and it goes everywhere. Well

888
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: except for one time somebody through an apple and it

889
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: broke the way went right. Yeah, we didn't know those

890
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: windows can break. Oh, now you want team snacks update, Oh,

891
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. So I was out of town,

892
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: you know where the Heart festival. So I was not

893
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: going to be a Capital one shameless Capital one alright,

894
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: Heart Festival in Austin, Texas at the Moody Center to

895
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: you by Capital one. Yeah, I hear hashtag I Heart

896
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 1: Country two if you want to check out all the pictures.

897
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: I had to send out the text and say, hey,

898
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: you know I'm not gonna be here. Sorry. I don't

899
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: know who's gonna be the fieldless leader this year, but

900
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: if the fearless leader, if you, if someone could step up,

901
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: had a couple of dads say they would do it.

902
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: One of those dads was the one that complained about

903
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: the field conditions the week before so where he lost

904
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: his job. And he's the same one that said parents,

905
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: he's the same one that said, hey, we lose this week,

906
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: there's rumblings about a coaching change. The same guy. So

907
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: my wife shows up. My wife shows up on Saturday

908
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: and it's been it's been raining. It's been raining in Nashville.

909
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: So it's kind of muddy on the field and he's

910
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: sitting there and he says, man, these fields, this is

911
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: this is unacceptable. This this this entire league is a joke.

912
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: Like how I mean it is a joke that three

913
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: years old, right, But he's he's like, I mean, look

914
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: at the field condition, How are they supposed to play

915
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: in that? My wife's just like, well, I mean they're

916
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: three whatever. So he ends up not coaching. I don't

917
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: know what happened. He doesn't coach. So some other dad

918
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: steps up and is out there on the field. Why

919
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: don't your wife step up? Because she has two other

920
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: kids she has to watch and they're all playing. No,

921
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 1: the baby isn't the seven month She should be having

922
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: to beorn on equal chances for women and men coaching. Yes,

923
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: well there are some women coaches in the league opportunity.

924
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: So right off the bat, we give up three goals

925
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: and my wife goes, I guess it's gonna be another

926
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: one of those weeks, you know, and that dad goes, yeah,

927
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: last week we lost twenty two to nothing, and she

928
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you count, and he was like, yeah,

929
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: he goes, so far this season we've been outscored. Now

930
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: that's a stat I mean the fact that he was

931
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: that he knows we have been outscored seventy five, like

932
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: that is crazy to me. And I'm like she was

933
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, he goes, I mean, hopefully this

934
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 1: isn't improvement this week, And we did score two goals. Wow,

935
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: that's the first we did. Yes, and that that team.

936
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: My wife texted me and said, I will here early.

937
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: And the other teams lined up on the in line

938
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: and they're running sprints to midfield and back, and they

939
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: have fifteen players on the other team, and they would

940
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: sub in groups of five, very disciplined. My wife said,

941
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: there was times we had one player on the field.

942
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: We would go to throw the ball in and there

943
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: was literally no one on our team to throw the

944
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: ball too, because everybody else was going to get snacks.

945
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: They said, they think she goes. I think they understand

946
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: it's funny for them to go get snacks now in

947
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: the middle of the game. So they just all look

948
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: at each other, then they run off. Two of the

949
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: girls were wrestling in the mud the whole game, and

950
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: my son was standing in the goal with another girl

951
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: just talking. But he did play the whole game, and

952
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: we got smoked. We scored two goals, but we gave

953
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: up problem. She said in the twenties. Well, we'll ask

954
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: that other dad, he'll know the exact So before the

955
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: game we were out scored four and it looks like

956
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: we're almost giving up a hundred goals on the season

957
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: and we have not scored double digits. Looking forward to Saturday, coach,

958
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: only two games left, two games left, and then I'm like,

959
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: do we have a team party or do we just

960
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: just cut just say just thank you as a good

961
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: year next year. I don't even mean it in a

962
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: funny way, but you've completed one of the most unsuccessful

963
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: runs as a first year coach in the history of

964
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: any sport of coaching. And this is what I love

965
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, he's the first one to fire

966
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: coaches ever. I mean, a freaking NFL coach loses two

967
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: games in a row and he's like, firing coach. They

968
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: would have fired if you were watching you, you would

969
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: have fired yourself a long time ago. Yeah, if I

970
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 1: was coaching professional athletes and we showed no improvement, would

971
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: you couldn't? You can't even coach, three year old? Is

972
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: your coaching position now? Is it paid? No? It's not

973
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: paid right now? Yes it is. It's not paid. You

974
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: don't get any money from the whole signing up thing. No,

975
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: do you think your coach gets paid to be there? Figured?

976
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, it's eighty dollars for the league. Coach,

977
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: because you're literally, your son's literally coach get paid. I

978
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: figured any type you gotta say. I was just wonder

979
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: where the money is going. Somebody's getting paid, that's right, coach. Look, hey,

980
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: some of the coaches that have been in our teams,

981
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: they show up in like new cars and stuff. They

982
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: probably have jobs or or they have like like one

983
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: of my kids, the Durham bull team, they have all

984
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: Durham Bulls gear. Like, where do you get that from?

985
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: That's weird, that is interesting, That's that's right. I need

986
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: to talk to the Bulls. Yeah, maybe I need to

987
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: talk to him see how he's doing it. But I'm

988
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: not getting paid and we're not getting any better, and

989
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: we're just counting down til the season is over. Like

990
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: it's been a rough rough sounds like the Preds many

991
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: yet are they out? Yeah, if you need a cleaning company,

992
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: go to the Preds because they just got swept. Man. Hey,

993
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: so they're done with the season, so we can go

994
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: do our thing. Uh yeah, Nashville their next game and

995
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: then they play at September, so we can go buy

996
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: into the goalie test. Yes, all right. We got a

997
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: message from someone says that they work for a minor

998
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: league hockey team and they can make it happy. I

999
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: don't not in NASA, coach. If it's in Minnesota, how

1000
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: you we're not trying to cross state lines like the

1001
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: felon in the police office now right what you want

1002
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: to talk about your theory or you want to talk

1003
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: about it, I don't have much time. It's very simple though. Nashville,

1004
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: it was a time we had the Titans. It were awesome.

1005
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: We're almost we're about to go to the super Bowl.

1006
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: We thought we didn't even win. They music city. That's

1007
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: back in the day. That's back in the day. But

1008
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: this year, I mean outside of us losing to the Bengals,

1009
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: we've really in our heads thought we were going to

1010
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, number one seed, thank you. And so

1011
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: we had that Pred's Stanley Cup. What are we five

1012
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: years removed? That was really feeling it now after the

1013
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: Pred's getting swept, Titans, we lose? Who do we lose? A? J?

1014
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: Brown uh Tannehill said he goes to therapy now because

1015
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: he's in a dark place. He's probably here for a

1016
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: year and gone. We're in the rebuild. I'm guessing this

1017
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: is no longer a sports town. Let's you forgot about

1018
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: the snacks. I mean, there was a time when I

1019
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: was like, dude, freaking St. Louis, Chicago, Los Angeles, like

1020
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: New York, Holy crap, we're a sports city. What about

1021
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: the sounds? What's there? I mean, what we really are?

1022
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: We're Bachelorette Capital. That's all we're ever gonna be. And

1023
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: on that one. All up and listen, guys. That was

1024
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 1: my theory. They have fallen, They've fallen on hard times.

1025
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: The preds are there, their trash. I mean, but Colorado

1026
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: was so good. We played the toughest team. Yes, you

1027
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: played the best team in the NHL. So I mean,

1028
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? But the score some of

1029
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: them seven to They couldn't even come On Saturday. I

1030
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: kept saying to my wife, We're at a bar, and

1031
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: I go, hey, can we sneak into the game? Can

1032
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: we sneak in? Every time I'd say can we sneak in?

1033
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: The abs would be up again, two scores. Why are

1034
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: you gonna sneak into a funeral? Somebody went to the

1035
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: watch party. Oh it was our the dude that sat

1036
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: in the listening that came in. Here he goes, hey,

1037
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: we swung by the watch party. I've seen funerals more

1038
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: exciting than that Baconator. Yeah, they were behind by two

1039
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: goals the entterry game. And I mean, Baconator, I want

1040
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: to I do want to say that thank you for

1041
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: coming by, and you will be the last one that

1042
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: gets to come by. Hey, the Nashville Sounds or twenty

1043
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: one and nine that cares their triple A could be

1044
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: our winning team, no one, No one cares about minor

1045
00:52:54,239 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: league teams winning anything. Was their record though, season ticket older,

1046
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what their record is, but but they

1047
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: did win this last weekend. Two. Oh, so they're in

1048
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: the middle of the playoffs. Like if at this season

1049
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: end of today, they'd be in the playoffs. There what's

1050
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: their team name? Nashville what but soccer club guys. We

1051
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: glossed over it. But lunch did say that Baconader was

1052
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: our last guest in studio. Not gonna go into a

1053
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: lot of details. Let's just say that, uh, new guidelines

1054
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: have been put in new guidelines have been put in place,

1055
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: and um ran then four, that's not bad? Ten and four?

1056
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: What ten wins four losses for Nashville. No, that's not right.

1057
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: They've played ten games, they've won four four and three

1058
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,479
Speaker 1: and three. Okay, so three times, so it is ten.

1059
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: That's ten games played, minutes played, games played. It's MP though,

1060
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: matches played. Okay, guys, get with it. This is in America.

1061
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: Just didn't go with it, like, so, why are some

1062
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: people sc and some FC like stick is soccer is

1063
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: a football? Are we America? Are we not? Are they really? Well? Yeah,

1064
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: you have Austin FC, Austin Football Club. We are, yes,

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00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: I thought we were in Nashville FS. I mean, are

1066
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: you American or not? Pick it decision? Are we gonna

1067
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: do miles per hour? Are we gonna do? Ters? Figure

1068
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: it out? Which one? Which American? Dude? Soccer club? Sometimes

1069
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: I play a trick in the life though, how fast

1070
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: is it here? I'm like, I don't know how to forties? Really?

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00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: And I go, I was talking common a little number.

1072
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: That's really funny that that bothers you. It does a

1073
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: lot like man, it's MP but also the football club

1074
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: and soccer club. That sounds like you've been betting soccer.

1075
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no, common man would not

1076
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: know that bet a lot. I mean, hey, here's this

1077
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 1: top story. Parking problems continue to happen at Nashville's New Stadium.

1078
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: You have read the one under it and found human

1079
00:54:54,560 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: turd in the parking lot. Jason Gibbles, We've on a

1080
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: pile of poop right where the bussies pick up. That's

1081
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: the picture that the headline has. That's really funny. But

1082
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: we did. We were able to get a parking pass.

1083
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: Good for you. Let me tell you should. Well, here's

1084
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: the thing. They go on sale at a certain time.

1085
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: You get online. On my I tell my wife, hey,

1086
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: get online and try to get one. And I get

1087
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: online same time, and I get one, and I text her, hey,

1088
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: I got one, but she doesn't see the text, so

1089
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: she goes ahead and buys one too. But not only

1090
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: did she buy one, she bought two because right when

1091
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: you they put two in your car automatically, and she

1092
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: goes I was too nervous to, you know, refresh it

1093
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: and go back down to one because I was worried

1094
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: they'd be sold out, so I just breeking. So we

1095
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: had three parking passes the whole season, No for this

1096
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: one game, for this last weekend's game, so don't worry.

1097
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: I had to get online and I sold him to

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00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: a couple of coaches out there. If you make money. No,

1099
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: there's twenty dollars I sold him. How is it going?

1100
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: I love this A couple of people that listen to the

1101
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: the pockets like, oh, coach, I'd love it. We're going

1102
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: to the game, and then we need a ticket. Guys,

1103
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,479
Speaker 1: I gotta share a funny story with you real quick.

1104
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: We got that it. So we're I'm trying to buy

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00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: a new carpet from my house. And when we moved

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00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: in five years ago or six years ago, we bought

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00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: carpet from this dude. I don't even know where my

1108
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: wife found him, but he comes in and this is

1109
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: the biggest businessman ever. Like he's hair's all, you know,

1110
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: messed up. It's like a comb over, you know, and

1111
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: like dressing an old suit and like all right, he's

1112
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: got all his carpet boards. Let me tell you, let

1113
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: me tell you. He looks like a snake oil to

1114
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: what he's fixing his hair when he talks. He's like,

1115
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: look the color right now everyone's buying is this olive green.

1116
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: It's very nice. It's very nice. You're gonna want this

1117
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: one right here. And it's like easily, you know, two

1118
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: square foot more. I mean, I'm just saying this is

1119
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: what everyone's buying right now, and then this is the

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00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: hot carpet. He did this five years ago as the

1121
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: same dude, five years ago, and when we finally decided

1122
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 1: on carpet, he goes, all right, I don't know. I

1123
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: was like, can we get a little cheaper pressing. He's like,

1124
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: let me call my boss and he got on his

1125
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: phone and he's like mm hmmm, yeah, yeah, Oh a sale.

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00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: There's a el today today, only today, because Tuesday's okay,

1127
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: Tuesday's sale. Oh it's a good thing. I'm here on

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00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. Yeah, on the olive green carpet. Okay. And

1129
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 1: then my wife said that she looked at his phone

1130
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 1: while he was talking and it was just the home

1131
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: screen and like she's like, I swear it was just

1132
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: the home screen. And I never believe my wife. I'm like, no,

1133
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: there's no way that he was talking to nobody but

1134
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: asking but acting. And so anyway, that that was five

1135
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: years ago, dude. He came yesterday because we're looking for

1136
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,479
Speaker 1: new carpet. The same dude. I mean, hair has gotten

1137
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: a little longer. He's rushing in and he's like, let

1138
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: me tell you what he laid the carpet. No, he's

1139
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: just the salesman, got it. Other people come out and

1140
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: put it. And so sure enough, he spent thirty minutes.

1141
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: They're measuring the house and everything, and they goes, all right,

1142
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: well let's talk about the final price. And we're like, hey,

1143
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: our budgets around this much or whatever that I'm gon

1144
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: have to make a phone call. And I think he

1145
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: forgot that we were there this. I mean he was

1146
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: returning customer. He's like, let me hold on, let me

1147
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: get the hello. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I got him

1148
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: right here with me. Uh huh oh yeah, you're saying

1149
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: there's a deal today. It was the same thing. He's like,

1150
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: huh a deal on two on Tuesday's all right, uh okay,

1151
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: well they are nice people. I mean we can and

1152
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: I mean do He acts like we're not all right

1153
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: there and we don't know and stick and I and

1154
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: he leaves in My life was like, how do you

1155
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: live with yourself? It's been five years, so you know

1156
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 1: that this dude does this five times a day for

1157
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: every single visit he does do and show man, you

1158
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: gotta do it. You make your customer feel like they

1159
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: are getting a deal. He's bouncing it off of a

1160
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: made up. He was even arguing with boss like no, no, no,

1161
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: I think we should get him a better deal than that. Yes,

1162
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: because he wants you to think here fighting for him.

1163
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: He's putting that bait out there, and you are those

1164
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: people jump at that like, oh my gosh, honey, we

1165
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: have to buy it to days. And also because the

1166
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: deal is only on Tuesday, it also eliminates him from

1167
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: the confrontation because he lames at all on the phone.

1168
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's Surprice. Well it's not me again, it's him.

1169
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: It's genius actually, except for this chick, I mean the

1170
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: second time seeing it. So we were like, I told like,

1171
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: you should totally should call them out. Did you say, hey, man,

1172
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: we were here five years ago, same the same thing.

1173
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: Your boss had the same exact thing. Hilarious. Okay, I

1174
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: just talked to your boss too. I can do that.

1175
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, yeah, no, no, he just told

1176
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: me about the deal. I know. Oh man, alright, alright,

1177
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: happy Wednesday. You think everyone like that interview on Monday?

1178
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: I think they did. Said no, why the numbers are low? Yeah,

1179
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: not allowed downloads. We should have said, like, uh Andre Johnson, no,

1180
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: because she was great Avery Johnson. No, she was good,

1181
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: Michael Johnson, she was good. There was nothing wrong with

1182
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 1: what she did. But when people have a comedian, you

1183
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: want boom, one liner jokes. But comedians are gonna give

1184
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: you their material. They don't roll like that. They do

1185
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: stand up, they rehearse it, and they're funny on stage. Yeah,

1186
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: they're normal people. Like she said, she lives a chill lifestyle.

1187
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: But we got one interview coming up in two weeks.

1188
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: Let me just say, jelly donuts. Let's say it's gonna

1189
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: be on a roll. What kind of what kind of

1190
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: cream you guys are like in your doughnuts? Jelly Rey,

1191
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna love this podcast. I'm just saying

1192
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good It's gonna be the most

1193
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: downloaded episode of Get that Button Ready. I think we

1194
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: just let it roll. It's gonna annoy him. No, no,

1195
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that he'll do like he did on the

1196
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: Big Show. And now they know it's a guy or

1197
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: her her or them them m yeah, and we'll see

1198
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: all right. Happy Wednesday. I got a soccer game tonight,

1199
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: hoping more than four people show up, like as like

1200
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 1: spectators or no no player. I remember last week I

1201
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: had to play a man down. It was really annoying.

1202
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: So they sent out the email this week. I said, hey,

1203
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: you think it would be cool if you can get

1204
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: more than four players there? And no one responded to

1205
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: that coach. They hate your ass. They're not as funny

1206
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: off hey right now, they're like, do you get that

1207
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: text from the old dude? No, they didn't get a

1208
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 1: text out an email from him exactly. I mean, but really, seriously,

1209
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: we only right now we have five people that are

1210
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: gonna play and we need six. Jesus, I hate this team. Alright, alright,

1211
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: have a great goodbye everyone, thanks for listening. Sorry about

1212
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: that studio man, it's not gonna sound as good. It's okay.

1213
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: They don't mind.