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Speaker 1: now listening to an impromptu I Am Rappaport podcast. I

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Speaker 1: just finished watching the San Antonio Spurs, the world champion

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, lordy, lordy, lord. First of all, let

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Speaker 1: me let me just acknowledge a couple of things. Lebron

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Speaker 1: You bring it on yourself. You've got the whole fucking

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Speaker 1: hundred and seventy pounds of steel, your bigger, stronger, faster

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Speaker 1: version of Michael Jordan's. That's what they say. That is

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Speaker 1: games into the season about playing too much. Fuck this ship, man,

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Speaker 1: ship like that parades, fucking pep rallies, fireworks, all that ship.

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Speaker 1: fucking Elmore? Are you let go? But what is going

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Speaker 1: on here? Man? Fun this ship? You get paid, you

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Speaker 1: You're ripped I admire your body. You're strong, you're fit,

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Speaker 1: then you're complaining about the amount of minutes that you

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Speaker 1: of Cleveland. We're gonna put the city of Cleveland on

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Speaker 1: our back. We have a commercial. Everybody's clapping, Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. But not if I have to play

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Speaker 1: too much. No, no, no, no, no no, motherfucker new no, no,

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Speaker 1: And and you're asking for less minutes ten games into

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Speaker 1: the season. You created this ship storm. You created this

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Speaker 1: storm him. And if I'm the coach, I tell you

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Speaker 1: Him Allah rock Him from Eric being rock Him, some

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