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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: first show here it is a fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're all here. There's Froggy and there's a straight Nate,

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Speaker 1: newly married straight Nate. We're gonna fight out when he

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Speaker 1: gets tired of that in a few minutes. And also

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Speaker 1: we've got the One and Only Gandhi and Scary Hello,

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Speaker 1: and there's Danielle and Scotty b Garrett and of course

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Speaker 1: Brody's in the den. And of course I say, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna wait to see when Nate's tired of marriage. We

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Speaker 1: should ask his wife Heather first. Her tim is gonna

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Speaker 1: run on you. Before we got married at three o'clock

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Speaker 1: on Saturday, I probably run three oh five, I would guess. Well,

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Speaker 1: the question is do you feel different after you're married? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, as I said this morning, it was kind

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Speaker 1: of some relief because I think there's all these huge,

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Speaker 1: massive clouds of uncertainty going into something like this, and

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Speaker 1: it is, I guess, probably the biggest commitment other than

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Speaker 1: having a child, that you can really get into. And

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Speaker 1: so I was really nervous. I had a bit of

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Speaker 1: a freak out last week. Did I did I? Did

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Speaker 1: I go how do we know this is gonna work?

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Speaker 1: What happens if it doesn't work out? Like you don't know?

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Speaker 1: You know, you just march down that aisle or whatever,

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Speaker 1: just with hopes for all good things, you know. But

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Speaker 1: but Elvis, what did you feel like the day after

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Speaker 1: you got married? Was there any difference? Was there any

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Speaker 1: different feeling? Just very hungover? Yeah? Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I was calm, you know, because you know, whether you

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Speaker 1: have a small, little easy wedding or you have a difficult,

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Speaker 1: crazy wedding. The ceremony itself, you know, then you're with

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Speaker 1: friends and family, and then you're real and then you

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Speaker 1: finally get to go home and go to bed, and

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Speaker 1: you wake up the next day and it's it is

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Speaker 1: a whole new world. And didn't you feel that the

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Speaker 1: next day? I did? I did. I think I'll feel

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Speaker 1: it even more now that everybody's out of our house,

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Speaker 1: because honestly, we got married on Saturday. We didn't do

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Speaker 1: it on Saturday night. You do do it it as

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Speaker 1: a married couple. You didn't do the sex. I think

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Speaker 1: that is a lot of people are like that, because

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Speaker 1: I don't think we did it either after our wedding,

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Speaker 1: because you're exhausted that I got home and was piste

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Speaker 1: off because the photographer had messed up everything in my

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Speaker 1: living room or whatever, so I had to fix that.

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Speaker 1: We were getting ready to leave for the honeymoon the

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Speaker 1: next day. There was a lot of stuff going on,

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Speaker 1: so I don't think we did either. I've been married

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Speaker 1: twenty years on Wednesday. We still don't do it. He's

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Speaker 1: still waiting, he still wait. My apologies for my howling dog, Alex.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about getting married. You want to join us?

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Speaker 1: Can you get those howling creatures out of here? Those

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Speaker 1: meddling kids creatures? How long did it take you guys

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Speaker 1: to get adjusted to saying my husband and my wife?

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like that would be the biggest change.

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Speaker 1: It's still an adjustment for me, and I'm like three

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Speaker 1: years in, okay, Well, it's just it's an adjustment. I'm

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Speaker 1: not Yeah, it's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, though, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's some there was some novelty, like we woke up

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Speaker 1: on Sunday morning and she's like hello my husband. I'm

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Speaker 1: like hello my wife, and then you kind of forget,

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Speaker 1: like say says, uh, where are you getting this? My fiance?

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Speaker 1: My wife? You know, It's crazy though. I feel like

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Speaker 1: when you when you're introducing her now you're like, this

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Speaker 1: is my wife, Like at first, like, what, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: have a wife. It's a it's a very heavy sounding word,

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Speaker 1: and I imagine that husbands a very heavy word to

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Speaker 1: me as that. So another thing, now that you're married

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Speaker 1: to Heather, she I think illegally, she doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: uh turn you in from her correct? Correct? Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: can't be forced to testify against me. Not that I'm

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Speaker 1: like doing research. I just happened to know that. So

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Speaker 1: what I wanted to know what you know about the

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Speaker 1: manner in which you guys got married? You know, it

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Speaker 1: was just like this quiet thing and see you later.

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Speaker 1: Because Greg t he made a dick of a text

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Speaker 1: to us. He to me, and I'm just gonna read

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Speaker 1: it because I don't care. He said, Hey, tell Nate.

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Speaker 1: I said, congratulations. I'm so glad he got married the

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Speaker 1: way he did. Who the hell really wants to go

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Speaker 1: to anyone's wedding anyway, Seriously, I would thank him for that,

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Speaker 1: not that I would really be invited anyway. At this point,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I really wants to go to anyone's wedding.

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Speaker 1: Like a stream of every thought came out. I hate

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Speaker 1: to say say this, but I so agree with and

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Speaker 1: that's why I didn't want. I'm like, you know, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of reasons I didn't want to have

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Speaker 1: a wedding a forty two be I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: just I'm with her. I'm not gonna. I don't see

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Speaker 1: a point. However, in hindsight, I'm glad I did it

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Speaker 1: with my family. I saw some family I haven't seen forever.

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Speaker 1: But like as far as friends going like co works,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to drag you guys out on a Saturday,

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Speaker 1: especially during your vacation. Let me get during vacation, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I know. But for my wedding I had to pay

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Speaker 1: for you guys to go. Well, that was the exception.

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Speaker 1: That was like a part of that was gonna show up.

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Speaker 1: I pay for it. Plus, there was no way I

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Speaker 1: could even come close to comparing to yours. I mean,

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Speaker 1: yours was the Rolls Roy's Disney World of weddings. You

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Speaker 1: don't you don't compare. If you would have shown up

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Speaker 1: to mine, it would like a hot dog cart on

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Speaker 1: the side of the road. That's not true. He would

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Speaker 1: have had a bootleg. That's not true. Alright, we're moving on.

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Speaker 1: But congratulations, we love you. We love you. Yes, Dave Brodie,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna come to you make sea. What's on

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Speaker 1: your mind? I was in Connecticut on Saturday. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I drove right by Nate's town. I would have stopped

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Speaker 1: over for some free food. You wouldn't have to worry about, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I will. I will tell you at a later date.

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Speaker 1: I did have chicken parm in my pockets on Friday night.

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Speaker 1: Palm pockets returned. Did you went to Carmines. That means yes,

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Speaker 1: I did. Palm kids. Da is the only guy we

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Speaker 1: know who could actually put leftovers in his pockets. Very

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Speaker 1: Napoleon dynamite of view. He went on a pizza tour

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Speaker 1: over vacation. I'm jealous. Yeah, you went to New Haven?

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Speaker 1: Did you get some clam pie? If you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, I did get some clam pie. I had

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Speaker 1: pizza from three different places, and I went to a

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Speaker 1: burger place that Scary recommended, Louis Lunch, where they claim

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Speaker 1: they invented the hamburger. They still have the grittle. The

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Speaker 1: grittle irons there vertical like toasters from the eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: Very old, very old, Louise lunch. It was a good trip.

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Speaker 1: The pizza was good. Oh, here we go, not New York.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you had a great time, though I

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Speaker 1: had a great time I had. I'm glad you hit

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Speaker 1: I drove around trip and one day it wasn't that bad,

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Speaker 1: and I just went from pizza place to pizza place.

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Speaker 1: Although I thought I could order like every twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: just sit in the car eating pizza two and a

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Speaker 1: half hours waiting for the third one. So wow, that's dedication.

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Speaker 1: That's dedication. I did it. I hope you can rebuild. Hey, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: do we have our dad joke of the day? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready ready for Nate? Since he's our dead Nate.

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Speaker 1: Why did the scarecrow win an award? I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: because he was outstanding in his field. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love the simple humor of a good dad joke. Wait,

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Speaker 1: tell us tell everyone listening to the podcast your latest

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Speaker 1: dirty dad joke. Oh you're ready for this? So hey,

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Speaker 1: did you guys know my penis uh is in or

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Speaker 1: it was in the Guinness Book of World Records. It

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Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, until the librarian told me to take

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Speaker 1: it out. Stupid as funny. I heard it was a

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Speaker 1: soft cover though. God, I'll go back to my pizza, Nate.

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Speaker 1: Have people already started harassing you guys about what are

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Speaker 1: you going to have kids? I got a little bit

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Speaker 1: of that, his wife, are we do this podcast? We're done? Right? Frog?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask if you want kids? I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: we've talked about it. I think we're gonna freeze some embryos.

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Speaker 1: research on it, as women get older, and you guys

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Speaker 1: it's none of our business. And exactly, I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what your conversations have been. It's none of our business.

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Speaker 1: But all the best to you, with or without children.

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Speaker 1: You always have us. I'll be your big bat kid.

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Speaker 1: You're my big daddy. You can't be my kid too, dude.

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Speaker 1: I was like fertile myrtle. When I was having kids.

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Speaker 1: It was like, Sheldon, stay over there, because I'll get

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Speaker 1: NonStop barrage. When are you Brandon having kids? Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: dear God. First of all, I don't even want to

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Speaker 1: get married. That's the commitment that I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: do a kid even bigger no kids, thank you. But

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Speaker 1: how many people feel like they should say that to you?

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Speaker 1: You should totally have kids. I'll be cute. No, it's

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Speaker 1: much more than being cute. It's like a lot of work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: counting down to go so fast. Just letting you all know.

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Speaker 1: I'm letting you all know ahead of time. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be a fucking disaster. I'm going to be a mess.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to sweep me up off the floor,

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Speaker 1: you're going aready, I'll tell you you have to be proud,

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Speaker 1: because you you are. You've done your part. You have

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Speaker 1: raised gentlemen who will be able to go into the

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Speaker 1: world and make the world a better place. And for that,

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Speaker 1: you've done a very good job. Some parents don't raise

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Speaker 1: done a really good job. You're still young. You should

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Speaker 1: go up into the hills and squat another one out

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Speaker 1: anything else Patty from working today and go up there

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Speaker 1: and just have another time. Infernal myrtle, I probably should.

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Speaker 1: That's scary that what else anyone last week. A trick

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Speaker 1: last week that I've never seen before. We'll go to you, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: Tell us? It was amazing. He put the big bowl

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Speaker 1: your mouth anymore COVID. Alright, So Garrett, what's going on

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Speaker 1: with you today? Vacation was weird because all my friends

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Speaker 1: it was like, so, what's everybody doing today? Working? All right? Uh?

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Speaker 1: and we took my kids laser tag and we played

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Speaker 1: laser tag in our house at like twelve o'clock at night.

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Speaker 1: So that was a lot of fun. You didn't like

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Speaker 1: crash anything, not that I know of, but it was.

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Speaker 1: But being drunk and playing laser tag is is another

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Speaker 1: level of fun. But yeah, dropping my kids off at school,

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Speaker 1: that's right. That's always the way. You're like, oh, you're

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Speaker 1: I'm the dad. The thing to consider if you're having children,

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Speaker 1: they'll think you're a kidnapper. There's that, all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: how we did on time? They're froggy done. You can

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Speaker 1: know what? Many cultures depend on tofu for their protein,

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Speaker 1: and you know it's it's great things, So let's not

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Speaker 1: How can I talk about something you're eating someone else

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Speaker 1: goes I'm trying it. It's like it's like the tof

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Speaker 1: It's like the green vomit emoji, like, don't do that, okay,

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Speaker 1: I won't you What if you what if you ask me? Now?

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Speaker 1: What if you're saying, hey, I'm going to try this stuff,

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Speaker 1: have you had it before? Then then can I be honest?

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Speaker 1: I didn't ask you, but I'm saying if you do,

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Speaker 1: then am I allowed to go when? If you're at yeah?

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Speaker 1: But if she says, hey, I had meat loaf last

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Speaker 1: that's gross. I will say so funny. Served me foody

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Speaker 1: after I ate it to mind over matter. There a

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Speaker 1: soup that has to love. I love me so soup,

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Speaker 1: but I don't need that. I'm gonna yuck your yum.

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Speaker 1: Would you have for dinner last night? Froggy? Uh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I had chicken wings in the ear fryer

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Speaker 1: dinner last night. Water. Oh gosh, it's such assholes. Gandhi

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Speaker 1: of this. No, I'm all about it. I told you guys.

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Speaker 1: I've just been so used to this my whole life because,

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Speaker 1: like anything, I ate that Indian. Everybody barfed about it,

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Speaker 1: put cinnamon in it. Then that's just for me. I

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Speaker 1: hate it, but a little should try the Gandhi tuna

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Speaker 1: my taco first time. What does that mean, Froggy, you

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