Speaker 1: I open up my phone, I'm like, whoa, we get
Speaker 1: frontal and back all in one with the rash and
Speaker 1: I'm like looking around to see if anyone saw it.
Speaker 2: Like inappropriate shit on my phone?
Speaker 1: My God, Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a
Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. You know what, I've been wearing a
Speaker 1: lot of the comfy brace and with that we welcome
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Speaker 1: this years ago and it's for posture. It is so good.
Speaker 1: I gave it to my sweet researcher and Pete, my
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Speaker 2: Seventeen, but I need it pulls the old shoulders back,
Speaker 2: and that's great idea, Carissa.
Speaker 1: As we enter week sixteen, who doesn't love good posture?
Speaker 1: What girls your best accessory? You look fantastic again. This
Speaker 1: is two weeks in a row that my gal has
Speaker 1: shown up on here. Her and I haven't caught up today,
Speaker 1: which normally we do at some point. But she's straight
Speaker 1: off a plane, and that hair looks like she's straight
Speaker 1: from a blowout session. Looks fantastic. Let's be honest about
Speaker 1: the hair right now, it is breaking off.
Speaker 2: Not sure why. I've got some fun bangs going on.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling it's over, like, yeah, it's breaking
Speaker 1: off a tad. So I am going to put on
Speaker 1: a little leaven condition or mask today. Let me ask
Speaker 1: a question. When you do those, do you have to
Speaker 1: wash your hair and then put it in? Do you
Speaker 1: like to do it in wet?
Speaker 2: Like? Have we met going about this? Because this is
Speaker 2: this is dirty?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know this about me, but for the listeners
Speaker 1: that don't know this about me. I don't read instructions.
Speaker 1: I just think like, hey, I got a problem. I
Speaker 1: got dry hair, so let me use.
Speaker 2: The whole bottle.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lather it on and I probably should wash
Speaker 1: it out, but I'm gonna leave it on and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna decide maybe that's enough time. I don't read
Speaker 1: the instruction, so I wash it off if I want to,
Speaker 1: or don't leave it in long enough, like I get
Speaker 1: motivated when I'm in the shower, like, hey, I'm in here,
Speaker 1: I'll shave my legs, so let me do that two
Speaker 1: minute leave in thing. It lasts thirty seconds and I'm
Speaker 1: already washing it out because I'm bored. So I'm not
Speaker 1: the gal to ask. But for someone like you who
Speaker 1: reads instructions, I would do the leaving conditioner that you
Speaker 1: do in the shower. Don't You're not gonna want to
Speaker 1: go downstairs and you're doing a bunch of stuff and
Speaker 1: then you've got to go back in the shower. Just
Speaker 1: be patient while you're in there. Two minutes fol duration,
Speaker 1: and then keep it moving. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: enough time though for this. Oh okay, well, if it's
Speaker 1: a severe situation, religiously putting on browse heerm and that guys,
Speaker 1: I guess she stayed around about the eyebrows. Here's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. Calm down, community. No one is allowed
Speaker 1: to send her a text, a tweet, a comment about
Speaker 1: the eyebrows, good, bad, or indifferent. We have really unearthed
Speaker 1: something with Hay and it's still bothering her.
Speaker 2: They have never looked better. Leave them alone. You're adorable.
Speaker 1: And the fact that I am the one that's telling
Speaker 1: you to leave something alone, because it's usually me picking
Speaker 1: and pulling and doing something so you look amazing.
Speaker 2: Leave it alone.
Speaker 1: Anyways, it was great to see Jalen Hurts and the
Speaker 1: Eagles last night. I was happy for him. It's always
Speaker 1: nice when like guys that are really great to deal
Speaker 1: with get theirs and good for him.
Speaker 2: He's a good dude.
Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts going up to Russell Wilson at the end
Speaker 1: of that game and also saying to him what a
Speaker 1: fan he was of his he grew up watching him
Speaker 1: and that he paid the way. I thought that was
Speaker 1: really wonderful. You and I talked about it great, not
Speaker 1: that particular moment because that obviously just happened last night,
Speaker 1: but prior to your sit down with Mike Tomlin, I
Speaker 1: was saying to you how happy I was for Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson to have this career resurgence. Obviously, that game last
Speaker 1: night didn't go yesterday, I didn't go the way he
Speaker 1: wanted it to. But you know, this is a guy
Speaker 1: that everyone said his career over, and you know, so
Speaker 1: for him to get another opportunity and have someone like
Speaker 1: Mike Mike Tomlin with his you know, coaching pedigree and
Speaker 1: eighteen years of a winning season to have a guy
Speaker 1: like that believe in you. And we've talked about it
Speaker 1: before on this podcast, Guys like Sam Darnold or Tua
Speaker 1: or Russell who get aligned with the right coach who
Speaker 1: believes in them and having success, say Quan, it's just
Speaker 1: it's really good to see for a couple of reasons
Speaker 1: for their own we talked about on the pregame. An
Speaker 1: anonymous question came in about confidence. You got to remember
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if you're working in the NFL, if
Speaker 1: you're working in a cubicle, if you're working at Starbucks,
Speaker 1: wherever you're working at. Confidence can take on a lot
Speaker 1: of different forms, and all you need is someone to
Speaker 1: really believe in you.
Speaker 2: So I thought that your interview with Mike Tomlin was wonderful.
Speaker 1: But I think that that's another example in the NFL
Speaker 1: that it's not over.
Speaker 2: If it's not over, you still have someone to believe
Speaker 2: in you.
Speaker 1: I was so happy for Jalen Hurts. He was so
Speaker 1: gracious at the end, and I loved his quote during
Speaker 1: the week that he said and I asked him about
Speaker 1: it in the interview. He said, you know, in situations
Speaker 1: like these, I tend to thrive, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: good for you, and he did great and he was
Speaker 1: so lovely and I just cheer for guys like that.
Speaker 1: Another person I cheer for, and I know you do too.
Speaker 1: You mentioned Mike Tomlin. Man, I was so nervous going
Speaker 1: into that interview. I didn't sleep the night before I
Speaker 1: talked to you.
Speaker 2: You go, you didn't sleep?
Speaker 1: I was like, what, there are people that and it's
Speaker 1: not like a starstruck thing. Even though I am starstruck.
Speaker 1: I don't get to really hang out hang around Mike
Speaker 1: Tomlin very often. We don't have this dealers that often.
Speaker 1: That was my first time ever really sitting down with him,
Speaker 1: and I just somebody like him who I've always looked
Speaker 1: up to. Now this Hard Rocks, Hard Knocks series has
Speaker 1: been amazing. You know, he can sniff out bullshit really
Speaker 1: really quick, and I just.
Speaker 2: Somebody like that.
Speaker 1: I never wanted him to think that I am that,
Speaker 1: and that's not confidence, but I just really really wanted
Speaker 1: to do a good job because him saying yes to
Speaker 1: the sit down met so much to me. So I
Speaker 1: didn't sleep night before then. I was so worried that
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not sleeping. I'm not sleeping. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be on it. I'm going to look really old.
Speaker 1: Come on, girl, go back to bed. And then I couldn't.
Speaker 1: And then it was one of those right before the interview,
Speaker 1: I've gone through the questions.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there. They're trying to get last looks. They're
Speaker 2: trying he's.
Speaker 1: Coming in, he's coming in hair and can you lean back?
Speaker 1: And I finally was like, stop talking to me. I
Speaker 1: am having a panic attack because you wanted to do
Speaker 1: such a good job to get zen and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to do such a good job.
Speaker 2: He did that job. He sat down.
Speaker 1: I was so nervous, and not because Mike Tomlin makes
Speaker 1: me nervous, because I just wanted to do a good job.
Speaker 1: He sits down, and I start thinking to myself, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, this is so great. Okay, let's be cool,
Speaker 1: let's be fun. And I started then thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: am I going to pass out? God, that'd be awkward
Speaker 1: if I'm going to pass out?
Speaker 2: Are you breathing? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: These are all the mind games I'm playing, and coaches
Speaker 1: like he makes a funny joke about Tampa because he
Speaker 1: coached in Tampa, I you know, interned and grew up there.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I laugh, And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the wreath that we had there like in
Speaker 1: the background, falls really hard and all the ornaments shatter.
Speaker 1: And that was kind of like, what's the whole thing
Speaker 1: that lightens up the mood?
Speaker 2: What's it called? It's like the uh, it's great. It
Speaker 2: like kicks me into breathing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called when it lightens up
Speaker 1: the mood or something, and I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know whatever, but the wreath falls. Poor Joel and Skip,
Speaker 1: who tried to make the set look amazing. They had
Speaker 1: even had someone wiping down the floor before Coach came
Speaker 1: so the floor would look super shiny. And then the
Speaker 1: ornaments all break, the ornaments shattering clouds, and we're like, coach,
Speaker 1: welcome to NFL on Fox.
Speaker 2: It's great to see you.
Speaker 1: So glad you don't need stitches, right as Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's I think that that's well. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: you were that stressed about it, but in a good
Speaker 1: way where it was just because you care that much
Speaker 1: about something. But yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, he's amazing. I
Speaker 1: did it sit down with Tom Brady years ago when
Speaker 1: he was with the Patriots, And afterwards my dad called
Speaker 1: me to see how it went, and I started hysterically balling,
Speaker 1: and he goes, what happened? I said, Dad, it was
Speaker 1: so good and I was so nervous my lip was
Speaker 1: quivering so I couldn't smile. But then I started saying, Dad,
Speaker 1: it's never going to get better than this. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to have a bigger moment, and he goes.
Speaker 2: You need a nap.
Speaker 1: Don't take that, you know, so that also proves, like
Speaker 1: you love what you do for a living like that,
Speaker 1: you still get nervous for shit like that. You know,
Speaker 1: of course I think that you can still get nervous.
Speaker 1: You and I are nervous. Looks different, I know, like
Speaker 1: I've known that like for you know, we just have
Speaker 1: you and I have different Sometimes I'm always like, shit,
Speaker 1: do I not care that much?
Speaker 2: Because I don't think about that.
Speaker 1: I think you immediately go to like what's like something
Speaker 1: terrible might happen, And for me it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh it's gonna happen. But that's also in life, like
Speaker 1: the same way in the car where I'm going to
Speaker 1: be asleep and you're like waising the direction. So it's
Speaker 1: like whatever your way of getting it's your nervous something.
Speaker 1: My nervous looks like what a great questionnaire, and you
Speaker 1: should do this for a living my nervous, you know,
Speaker 1: but not in a nervous like bad way. But I
Speaker 1: will overtalk, you know, and you've been there when it happened.
Speaker 1: I will talk and I will talk and I will
Speaker 1: talk and I will talk and I won't shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up to the point where it's like are you okay?
Speaker 2: Shut up? It's like a nervous talk, you guys. Him
Speaker 2: was amazing.
Speaker 1: He was so great and I wish we could you
Speaker 1: and I could have a therapy session with him on life.
Speaker 2: He's just phenomenal. I know, I don't get any time
Speaker 2: with him. I would love that.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know why, because the same way
Speaker 1: that he was with the ref where he's you know,
Speaker 1: we all saw the comment that he gave the ref
Speaker 1: so or anything like you know how I feel. There's
Speaker 1: like certain things on a whiteboard of like my mottos
Speaker 1: in life. I don't like bullshit. I love authenticity, and
Speaker 1: he is no bullshit and he is awe SENTI. So
Speaker 1: you had a great game. Obviously you had the Steelers
Speaker 1: and the Eagles. I was so excited for you and
Speaker 1: this game, my Thursday night game, was the Rams ideal
Speaker 1: game Rams Niners. Wasn't the high, prolific scoring that everybody
Speaker 1: always wants in a game, but in the end, the
Speaker 1: Rams were victorious against the division rival. And Sherman and I
Speaker 1: were talking about this that game. You know, the weather
Speaker 1: was crappy. In the first half, nothing was going and
Speaker 1: this is after the Rams had come off that Bill's game,
Speaker 1: scoring forty four points whatever it was, and it was
Speaker 1: like you could barely, you know, put up six on
Speaker 1: the board. So we were just talking about in a
Speaker 1: division game, throw everything out the window. And also at
Speaker 1: this time of year, throw everything out the window, like
Speaker 1: if you ain't healthy. Like this is where it all
Speaker 1: met December football. So it's like all the conversations that
Speaker 1: we had back in week seven, week nine, it's now
Speaker 1: or never, and this is where things get so exciting.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the next few weeks. It's got
Speaker 1: to It's just the fact that the Bengals could still
Speaker 1: make the playoffs is bananas. And that's why the NFL
Speaker 1: is king. It is better than I'm not gonna say better.
Speaker 1: It is just more king.
Speaker 2: It's every every week actually does matter. So this is uh,
Speaker 2: I've got the Chargers Broncos, and you have Ravens.
Speaker 1: Steelers Ravens, which is basically for the AFC North.
Speaker 2: It's massive. It is so massive. Like today, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I'm reading the clips on the flight home, and like
Speaker 1: John Harbaugh is already like this is the biggest game.
Speaker 2: This is what it's all about. Like it was like.
Speaker 1: Press owned the raven Ravens. They've owned the Ravens recently.
Speaker 1: I love that for prep though, don't you when you
Speaker 1: have like it doesn't happen for us because we don't
Speaker 1: really get that back to back games when you get
Speaker 1: the same team. But that cuts down, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: you have just worked the game with the team before.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm excited for our Thursday night game. A
Speaker 1: great matchup always between the Chargers division rivals and the
Speaker 1: Chargers and the Broncos.
Speaker 2: That Chargers big loss. By the way.
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield again, We've talked about it on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Our affinity for him, good for the Bucks. I mean
Speaker 1: when Mike Evans and Chris Godwin went down. It was like,
Speaker 1: oh God, and now here we are.
Speaker 2: No. Mike Evans is back doing his thing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's going to be a good one. Broncos.
Speaker 1: Broncos haven't made the playoffs since twenty fifteen, when Peyton
Speaker 1: Manning was the quarterback. It's the second longest draft. If
Speaker 1: they win on Thursday against the Chargers, they'll make the
Speaker 1: secure playoff spot, which would be, you know, obviously great
Speaker 1: for them. They had the second longest drought of a playoff.
Speaker 1: I think the Jets have been the longest.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so uh it's exciting.
Speaker 1: I need a tan anyone watching, I am quite I
Speaker 1: need a spray tam.
Speaker 2: That's where we're at in life. What else we got, sister,
Speaker 2: We got a lot of action, always good. But Sannah
Speaker 2: in Santa Clara, even though it was raining. I do
Speaker 2: love that stadium. I do love in game entertainment. I do.
Speaker 2: You can't say And Kyle Shanahan, Yeah, didn't get to
Speaker 2: say hi to John. We were already on air if
Speaker 2: he was busy apparently in the locker room.
Speaker 1: Wow, the drama there. Devondre Campbell quitting on his team.
Speaker 1: You know who I love and we've talked about him before,
Speaker 1: George freaking Kittle like best. Just you know, look, everyone's
Speaker 1: got their reasons for doing certain things and that's fine.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't your day, Devandre. And I don't know you,
Speaker 1: I've never met you, but I'm just going to take
Speaker 1: your name out of this and just talk about being
Speaker 1: a part of a team. And George Kittle, who was
Speaker 1: your teammate, summed it up perfectly. You just don't you
Speaker 1: don't quit on your team. And I just respect George
Speaker 1: so much. And if there's you know, there's those certain
Speaker 1: certain coaches we talked about, there's certain players that just
Speaker 1: embody the word team and he's one of So yeah,
Speaker 1: so there was the drama there. But you know, the
Speaker 1: Niners obviously have had a very difficult year with all
Speaker 1: the injuries and everything, but they just continued to operate
Speaker 1: as class acts on every level. So yeah, that the
Speaker 1: game almost you now that the Lions, oh sorry, are
Speaker 1: right up there now with most difficult year with injuries,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I know. And it's like this is a
Speaker 1: team that has just rolled all year long. The news
Speaker 1: coming out on Monday about David Montgomery could be season
Speaker 1: ending with the MCL. You've got all those defensive players
Speaker 1: already on IR so, uh yeah, it's it's a very
Speaker 1: interesting time, as it always is Week sixteen in the NFL,
Speaker 1: but that's why we love it. You had a few
Speaker 1: situations you mentioned in our we have a text chain
Speaker 1: that you saw a mom on a flight talking about something.
Speaker 2: What was that? Oh my god, this was so great.
Speaker 1: So on my way to Philly, I just shout out
Speaker 1: to this woman.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he was.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Ryan would be able to figure it out.
Speaker 1: He definitely was a professional athlete or he was a
Speaker 1: college athlete. I think he was professional. I was flying
Speaker 1: to Philly and that's a long flight from LA and
Speaker 1: you can kind of tell. I've been on a few
Speaker 1: flights after guys have big time surgeries and usually if
Speaker 1: they're coming from LA, they see our guy Neil at
Speaker 1: Cril and Joe Neil Elatrosh. This was a rather tall man,
Speaker 1: young kid, and he had the crutches that basically let
Speaker 1: you know he just had major surgery done on his leg.
Speaker 1: And you see him sitting there. And I've literally been
Speaker 1: on flights before with poor professional athletes that are sitting
Speaker 1: there and they are just out of surgery, and I'm
Speaker 1: always like, can I get your bag?
Speaker 2: What can I do?
Speaker 1: Like it's tough, Solly ways, this kid, because he looked
Speaker 1: like a kid, is sitting across from me, and it's
Speaker 1: a long flight to Philly. It's like what five hours,
Speaker 1: maybe five and some change. His sweet mom is a
Speaker 1: couple rows behind us. She keeps walking up to help
Speaker 1: him get up, go to the bathroom, walk him back,
Speaker 1: sit him down. In the middle of the flight, you
Speaker 1: got to think, with the altitude, altitude or how what
Speaker 1: is it the compression.
Speaker 2: On his legs.
Speaker 1: She needed him to walk for circulation. She's helping him
Speaker 1: walk up and down the aisle. And then I loved
Speaker 1: it so much. After she helped him one time, you know,
Speaker 1: get to and from the bathroom, she sits down and
Speaker 1: they just did a little fist pump and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I can't take it, Like this makes me want
Speaker 2: to be a better mom.
Speaker 1: And I just looked over at her after like the
Speaker 1: third time she got up to help him, and I
Speaker 1: just said, you are such a great mom and I
Speaker 1: want to be like you, like you are just really
Speaker 1: inspiring me. And she goes thanks, She goes, We're just
Speaker 1: We've been in LA for some time after surgery, and
Speaker 1: she goes, we're getting back home, and that's a long
Speaker 1: flight when you're worried about your legs swelling up you've
Speaker 1: had surgery.
Speaker 2: She was just so sweet.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give her a giant hug, but they
Speaker 1: were down at baggage claim and I wanted to leave
Speaker 1: them alone.
Speaker 2: But it was really really cool. You'll make me a lot.
Speaker 1: You'll make me to hear him because I hear the
Speaker 1: emotion in my goal's voice talking about like being a
Speaker 1: better mom. Because as a mother, I was just going
Speaker 1: to ask you if you like look and you're like Mac, like,
Speaker 1: that's my kid, Like whatever he needs.
Speaker 2: What you know.
Speaker 1: My brother was involved in a very terrible car accident.
Speaker 1: This is now twenty something years ago when he was
Speaker 1: twenty four years old, and he was a professional baseball
Speaker 1: players in the minor league system for what was then
Speaker 1: the Devil Rays, and he flipped. His car flipped and
Speaker 1: he flew through the front windshield and he shattered his sagram.
Speaker 1: He was in a trauma center. He couldn't walk for
Speaker 1: a year, and my mom and my dad, you know,
Speaker 1: I remember pushing him around in a wheelchair in our
Speaker 1: cola sac to just get fresh air, and my mom
Speaker 1: and my dad turned our dining room into a full
Speaker 1: on nursing home for him. He couldn't walk, he couldn't
Speaker 1: do anything. And I just you know, I look, we
Speaker 1: love our moms and we love our dads and they
Speaker 1: want to do anything for us. But when you see
Speaker 1: that where you're like wow, like that is the unconditional love,
Speaker 1: and we moms and dads, we don't deserve you because
Speaker 1: it is just insane how much you will put everything
Speaker 1: before you know yourself to help out your kids. So
Speaker 1: kudos to whoever that was, because it's just immediately brings
Speaker 1: me back to my situation with my brother, and then
Speaker 1: for you as a mom, imagine and.
Speaker 2: It also shows you too.
Speaker 1: I mean, you think about these athletes and you think
Speaker 1: about the training staffs that they have access to. You
Speaker 1: think about if you're a professional athlete, you could have
Speaker 1: just anyone really traveled back with you.
Speaker 2: I don't again, I don't know who this was.
Speaker 1: But he had his mom and it was she was
Speaker 1: so great, Like the fifth pump at the end.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, can shout out to her?
Speaker 2: She was great?
Speaker 1: You know, I always think about too, when these athletes
Speaker 1: get hurt, right, it get hurt. You do the injury report,
Speaker 1: there's the team time out, there's all these different things,
Speaker 1: and then there's the Monday and the Tuesday and all
Speaker 1: of the things that happen after the injury. And athletes
Speaker 1: talk about all the time when they're on IR, when
Speaker 1: they're going after surgery. It's like those are lonely times.
Speaker 1: You're not with your team, you're by yourself, and not
Speaker 1: everyone has someone like that to be with them. So
Speaker 1: it's just another reason that sometimes I know we get
Speaker 1: caught up in like the x's and o's of things,
Speaker 1: but like, these are human beings, and it's just really
Speaker 1: accentuates that point of no matter if you're a professional
Speaker 1: athlete or if you get hurt, you know, just walking
Speaker 1: down the street, to have somebody look out for you,
Speaker 1: that's like the greatest gift in life, except somebody be
Speaker 1: there for you when the lights go down. Not on
Speaker 1: joy So true, So can I transition to you know,
Speaker 1: I see this amazing mother on this flight taking care
Speaker 1: of her son, and I am trying to be a mother.
Speaker 1: I am down on the fields. It is a great
Speaker 1: matchup the eagle sideline is very very crowded. There's people
Speaker 1: all over you. Not all over you, but there's it's
Speaker 1: really crowded. I'm like fighting to see. You also have
Speaker 1: to be cognizant if guys are coming out of bounds.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get TV carts. You also want
Speaker 1: to a TV car. Yep, TV car. There's also like
Speaker 1: guys holding the microphones and the youto whatever. So it's
Speaker 1: a lot going on. So my phone is buzzing and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, let me let me check it. And
Speaker 1: it's our nanny and Mac is teething pretty good right now.
Speaker 1: He's getting his molars. And what I am learning through
Speaker 1: this whole experience is not only do when you get
Speaker 1: your molars, are you very irritable? You're swallowing a lot
Speaker 1: of saliva. It can cause a runny nose. It can
Speaker 1: also upset your stumming. Well. Unfortunately, the one of the
Speaker 1: nights I was away, he had a very upset stomach
Speaker 1: and we didn't know about it until he started crying
Speaker 1: and he obviously had had a mess in his diaper
Speaker 1: for a minute and it caused a pretty good rash
Speaker 1: on his bum. So that and then turns into Mac
Speaker 1: has very sensitive skin, much like his mother. I hope
Speaker 1: he doesn't inherit her chin to acne. But the rash
Speaker 1: got pretty much all over his front and backside, and
Speaker 1: it's very painful. I had another mom with me, my
Speaker 1: favorite hair girl, Kylie Heath Hair.
Speaker 2: She's amazing. Don't steal her because I need her, but
Speaker 2: she has got her hair and she's like.
Speaker 1: Perfect poster child for your hair. My no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no stop. She's just said, this is very common. It's
Speaker 1: so painful, but once you get some prescription cream, it's
Speaker 1: good to go. So I texted our doctor, who we love,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, like, Jared's home, but I'm
Speaker 1: on the field right now. Can you help me out?
Speaker 1: Can we get something prescribed? She's like, sure, We're on
Speaker 1: a text chain, my nanny, my husband, my doctor. She's like,
Speaker 1: I didn't see was what was going on in the
Speaker 1: text chain because I'm worrying about you know, third and
Speaker 1: four fumble.
Speaker 2: Here the life of a working mother.
Speaker 1: Sure, apparently what I missed in the text chain was
Speaker 1: our great doctor saying, hey, can you send a picture
Speaker 1: of what's going on so I know how long to
Speaker 1: tell you to use the cream.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm doing my thing. I'm standing with the
Speaker 1: Eagles PR. I'm standing with the offensive line. We're in
Speaker 1: a break.
Speaker 2: I'm good. My sideline's taking care of it.
Speaker 1: I open up my phone, I'm like, whoa, we get
Speaker 1: frontal and back all in one with the rash and
Speaker 1: I'm like looking around to see if anyone saw it,
Speaker 1: like inappropriate ship on my phone, Like it wasn't, but
Speaker 1: it's literally yeah, his legs behind his head so you
Speaker 1: get the full view, full view.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's what you opened up on my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry whoever saw that? Y funny I will
Speaker 1: be doing now? Is my child's diaper rash cav oh
Speaker 1: my game, his sideline. He's in the blue tent right
Speaker 1: now with a diaper rash. Expected to miss three or
Speaker 1: four snaps. I'll keep you up dated.
Speaker 2: Symptom my guardability.
Speaker 1: That's so funny though, this move though, where you open
Speaker 1: it up like I swear it's my child and then
Speaker 1: this is you and I kid were like it's our child,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no one even saw anything. We
Speaker 1: just have to feel like I have to explain everything
Speaker 1: to everyone.
Speaker 2: Oh problem with like a like.
Speaker 1: A scab or something, or like you know, like a
Speaker 1: like a canker sore or if like a bit this
Speaker 1: side of my mouth. I keep opening up because I'm
Speaker 1: checking the stats and it keeps coming up, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, because it keeps coming it keeps coming up.
Speaker 2: Poor baby, close out the close out that window. We've
Speaker 2: seen it off. This is where we wrap up.
Speaker 1: Passed the baton off to Dad while you're worrying about
Speaker 1: this matchup.
Speaker 2: Not to be like the stats.
Speaker 1: Girl. I still can't believe that the Steelers are now
Speaker 1: zero and eleven in Philadelphia. The last time that they
Speaker 1: won in Philadelphia was nineteen sixty five.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: I know that don't play a lot, but like that
Speaker 1: to me was we're thorn now. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: that's a there's some stats. I just like, hold on.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this is like, yeah, what a dream.
Speaker 2: I do love it.
Speaker 1: Engles have one ten straight. That's bananas too, like that
Speaker 1: kind of crept up on everyone. Like I looked at Jalen,
Speaker 1: I go keen straight and he goes, sounds good, eleven
Speaker 1: would be better, Like what, well, show guys get this hot.
Speaker 1: This is where the NFL or just headlines in general.
Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni loses his job. He's yelling at fans in Cleveland,
Speaker 1: and then dude shaves his head and we're off and
Speaker 1: running for ten straight games like it is so and wild?
Speaker 2: Where Quadzilla? That is so funny.
Speaker 1: While you're getting pictures of that, Steve's asking me to
Speaker 1: take pictures of him.
Speaker 2: I still don't have a Christmas for him. What am
Speaker 2: I going to get?
Speaker 1: An experience? And this is a good segue into my
Speaker 1: story an experience. You told me this which I didn't
Speaker 1: get them, Sorry, Jared, A night away, like, I get
Speaker 1: it in that way you can do it together and
Speaker 1: I've already.
Speaker 2: Done that, So I recommend. I'll tell you what hotel.
Speaker 1: I don't recommend the one that we were staying out
Speaker 1: when we were in Santa Clara, and I will not
Speaker 1: mention it because I'm classy, so I won't out this hotel.
Speaker 1: But the power went out, Hey, it happens. Look's top
Speaker 1: power outages. There's when there's no problem.
Speaker 2: But you are a very well established hotel chain. Why
Speaker 2: do we not have a generator? So we're the hair's wet,
Speaker 2: we're getting ready for the game. We can't get ready
Speaker 2: for the game. We got to get down to the lobby.
Speaker 2: We're schlepping bags up the stairs.
Speaker 1: I get it, fine, these are just you know whatever,
Speaker 1: high class problems. But at some point you're wondering, we
Speaker 1: don't have a generator in this joint, and then the
Speaker 1: only thing we're getting the announcement, especially because thanks thanks
Speaker 1: for your patients.
Speaker 2: Well, actually I don't have any patients.
Speaker 1: I need to dry my hair, I need to get dressed,
Speaker 1: I need to steam the outfit I'm supposed to be wearing,
Speaker 1: and I need to get out of this hotel. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so that wasn't great. Let's just be honest. But you know, look,
Speaker 1: life is a game of adjustments.
Speaker 2: So no problem, dry the hair at the hotel, or
Speaker 2: we'll dry the hair at the stadium. We'll get back
Speaker 2: pain from carrying the luggage up the seventeen stares of flights.
Speaker 2: No problem, No, I'd thank you.
Speaker 1: This girl was just she's oh she's bitch about going
Speaker 1: up and down the stairs. No, it's just not you know,
Speaker 1: it's not ideal in hotels. So my suggestion is, get
Speaker 1: a generator, a large gener radar. Hey, maybe that's a
Speaker 1: good gift to give to people.
Speaker 2: Generators. You know, things they don't.
Speaker 1: Think of expensive. I looked into it for my parents
Speaker 1: in Tampa. It's so expensive. Well, the kid one is
Speaker 1: really expensive. It's like a mortgage.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's why the hotel didn't buy one. It's
Speaker 2: good hotel. Things are adding up.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a quick story about the hotel
Speaker 1: I stayed in, and I it's been well established.
Speaker 2: I like a good hotel.
Speaker 1: I feel like I get some shitty stuff happened to
Speaker 1: me in some hotels, which we've documented every red.
Speaker 2: We'll know about.
Speaker 1: But I've also we paid our dues, like I lived
Speaker 1: in certain hotels during the Little League World Series. Whatever
Speaker 1: it goes without saying. You want to be comfortable, you
Speaker 1: want to sleep well, you want to be refreshed. If
Speaker 1: you're staying away from home. We're in Philadelphia, I'll say it.
Speaker 1: We stay at the gorgeous four Seasons there. It is
Speaker 1: so beautiful, it is so lovely. We always have great
Speaker 1: customer service there, but this weekend they went above and beyond.
Speaker 1: First of all, I check in you know this, Well,
Speaker 1: the bar there kind of closes at tad early, which
Speaker 1: is like, okay, they have their reasons. That's fine, I'm
Speaker 1: not judging, but I did make a joke as I
Speaker 1: checked in and I said, they said, Hey, I'm the
Speaker 1: snob and the loser. I use the app. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I just landed. I have a couple packages. Do you
Speaker 1: mind putting them in my room just so they have
Speaker 1: my key ready? I love the Four Seasons app.
Speaker 2: I do. I'm freaking I'm a nerd. I just love it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a great way to come bekay with the stab.
Speaker 2: So I got to the.
Speaker 1: B God, Aaron, you have the app. You communicate ahead
Speaker 1: of time. The app is phenomenal.
Speaker 2: It's great. Absolutely, you and I are such different. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what hotel.
Speaker 1: I'm going to and you are communicating on an app. God,
Speaker 1: I'm so much I'm in two minds about this. I'm
Speaker 1: so jealous that you are that person, and then at
Speaker 1: the same time, I'm like, what this is so fascinating
Speaker 1: to me our conversation about, Like, you really do have
Speaker 1: great relationships with the customer service agents, whether you're calling
Speaker 1: down for the filtered water, whether you're putting the packages away,
Speaker 1: you're using the app.
Speaker 2: My god, the person at the end of the stay. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not men two key cards. I use no fuck
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 1: I came down for seminary because I lost I lost
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: That's where go ahead, No, you're fine.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put a pin in the conversation about
Speaker 1: how great the Four Seasons was really quick. On our
Speaker 1: discussion about the Nettie pot. Do you know how many
Speaker 1: comments we got where people were like, yeah, they're amazing,
Speaker 1: and you have to your family member because there's been
Speaker 1: no there's been a ton of reports that bacteria can
Speaker 1: attach to your nasal passages. A could kill you or
Speaker 1: you could get even more sick. But anyways, let me
Speaker 1: tell you about this. I look at it all purple
Speaker 1: right now. I need a chance, maybe I need filter water.
Speaker 1: To check in and I made a joke about like
Speaker 1: the bar being closed, and I'm like, ah, the bar's closed.
Speaker 1: They go, do you have everything you need? I said, well,
Speaker 1: not a drink because the bar's closed. Go down to
Speaker 1: my room, knock on my door. The guy shows up.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I heard you needed this.
Speaker 2: Stop it. You're great.
Speaker 1: That's not the only thing they did. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 1: to bed with my glass of wine.
Speaker 2: So sweet. I thought they were above and beyond because
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: No. The next day, I leave the hotel because I'm
Speaker 1: going to sit down with Mike Tomlin. I show back
Speaker 1: up at the hotel. I haven't told you this. I
Speaker 1: get to the front desk, I'm like, hey, I was
Speaker 1: supposed to have something delivered. They were like, yes, and
Speaker 1: we need to talk to you. And I was like, uh, oh,
Speaker 1: what happened? They said, well, you're going to go up
Speaker 1: to your room right now, and there's a couple of
Speaker 1: engineers in your room. We're going to probably have to
Speaker 1: move you. And I was like, everything okay.
Speaker 3: The people above me were having a really good time
Speaker 3: and apparently forgot that they left their tub running and
Speaker 3: the entire tub overflowed so much that it started pouring
Speaker 3: through the ceiling of my room.
Speaker 1: Did anyone check on them? Are they okay? What do
Speaker 1: you mean a good time? Oh?
Speaker 2: They're fine. You put you in two together? It was
Speaker 2: so I was get.
Speaker 1: Away, okay. I walk up to my room. I felt
Speaker 1: so bad because this hotel is so gorgeous. Get your
Speaker 1: stuff together. Were your tub's not overflowing? You don't think
Speaker 1: you'd hear that?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Actually?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, but I had some stuff
Speaker 1: like kind of laying over the tub and like it
Speaker 1: got all soaked, you know, and it's like dirty because
Speaker 1: it's the water, it's the ceiling, all of it. And
Speaker 1: I just said whatever, I got to go downstairs for
Speaker 1: a meeting.
Speaker 2: Can't really deal with it. We're then going to dinner.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Come back after a fun night at dinner, walk back
Speaker 1: into my room. All my stuff's gone. They had set
Speaker 1: me up in another room, put all my stuff up,
Speaker 1: set it up gorgeous lovers, so appreciative. That is amazing,
Speaker 1: and got all my clothes that were wet and dirty
Speaker 1: cleaned and folded in my room. It's because you're on
Speaker 1: the app. This is the treatment that you get when
Speaker 1: you go on the app. Okay, I'm the girl at
Speaker 1: the hotel that says that do not disturb. I don't
Speaker 1: want you in there meddling around. There could be Niagara
Speaker 1: falls in there and I don't know, you know, so
Speaker 1: just like because I'm going to tell you, it goes
Speaker 1: back to the same situation that I have even in
Speaker 1: my own house with the house cleaner. I don't want
Speaker 1: the housekeeper going in the house cleaner for the or
Speaker 1: the whatever the maide service for the hotel going in
Speaker 1: and if my stuff's not organized, I don't want the judgment. God,
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about leaving the place nice.
Speaker 1: So when they go in, so I'm like, hey, let's
Speaker 1: just don't come in at all. Same thing as home.
Speaker 1: I'm already picking up before the house cleaner comes because
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. So the fact that I mean, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that service for you, and if that's something
Speaker 1: that you enjoy, then well, thank god they did go
Speaker 1: in because then they found that this tub was overflowing
Speaker 1: and that there could have been a lot more damage.
Speaker 1: By the way, get it together. How do you not
Speaker 1: know your tub isn't overflowing? What it's a deep dive tub,
Speaker 1: but not that deep or.
Speaker 2: A long cheap dive. I also have questions about the
Speaker 2: people that are using the tub of the hotel. You
Speaker 2: ever sat in a bath at a hotel?
Speaker 1: Not me.
Speaker 2: I'm not done. Sorry, I'm not sitting in a bath
Speaker 2: in my own house. I'm not a bath person. I'm not.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like you're supposed to sit in there
Speaker 2: and relax. You are, I like, house, yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a bath person, I'm not because
Speaker 1: I feel I've done it once. I've lived in this
Speaker 1: house for seven years. I've filled up that back one
Speaker 1: time and I was like, oh, I'm gonnake a relaxing bath.
Speaker 1: Then the whole time I'm in there, I'm thinking, I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. I got the stuff I
Speaker 1: want to do. And then after I take a bath,
Speaker 1: and I have to take a shower to rinse off
Speaker 1: because the soap said they are on, and I've put
Speaker 1: the doctor keels or whatever it is to like exfoliate.
Speaker 2: And now there's like a film.
Speaker 1: So I'm the whole time I'm in the bath, I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: when am I getting out of here so I can
Speaker 1: get on with my day. So yeah, baths, Well, then
Speaker 1: we know that I wasn't saying in the hotel Buffy
Speaker 1: a week, but that is very nice service. In fact,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll consider downloading the app, and then maybe you
Speaker 1: want to carry my pack.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go out if you had that.
Speaker 1: The seventeen floors, Oh my god, speaking of the four seasons,
Speaker 1: and this is not an ad ad.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's even love it to be.
Speaker 2: He's probably in the bath. I did get one present
Speaker 2: for Steve. It's it might be his only present because
Speaker 2: they were not cheap. But my guy loves a good pillow. Okay,
Speaker 2: Like he's constantly talking about pillows, like we got to
Speaker 2: get better pillows. I mean he's got seven pillow He's
Speaker 2: got a whole four built up around him. One between
Speaker 2: the legs, we got three behind the neck.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm down there with like one pillow and
Speaker 1: it's like this tiny little thing. I bought the Four
Speaker 1: Seasons pillows because you know how cozy those are, uh huh,
Speaker 1: because they sell the bedding. Let me tell you, so cozy.
Speaker 1: That's all he's gonna get because not cheap. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I better be worth it.
Speaker 2: He likes it. So shout out to the force. I'm
Speaker 2: getting on the app before this podcast is over.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the app's great if we advertise it
Speaker 1: in the In the end, I and Ryan are not
Speaker 1: doing their job. We just spent forty five minutes talking
Speaker 1: about the Four Seasons.
Speaker 2: Ryan putting up talk. All right, I'm sick of hearing
Speaker 2: us talk too. I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm excited that we are in our home stretch, but
Speaker 1: also like I'm sad.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad it's ending.
Speaker 1: I'm like, already think it's like, you know, want to
Speaker 1: get that feeling on Christmas Eve where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: Christmas is already over, and like hasn't even happened yet,
Speaker 1: Like the playoffs and NFC Championship and Super Bowl hasn't
Speaker 1: even happened. And I'm just like sad it's already ending.
Speaker 1: How many cups of coffee have you had this afternoon?
Speaker 1: Only one and it didn't finish it? What else are
Speaker 1: you on?
Speaker 2: Not enough?
Speaker 1: I'm just happy I have a home game this week.
Speaker 1: I don't have to travel. Oh you're a bitch, all right, gal?
Speaker 1: Shall we do a couple headlines? We always love these.
Speaker 1: M and Kurt Our wonderful producers find these headlines that
Speaker 1: I think we will love to chat about. So one
Speaker 1: is is letting your dog do this in the grocery store?
Speaker 1: Too much debate sparked over gross act. A controversial photo
Speaker 1: of a dog sitting inside a shopping cart has sparked
Speaker 1: intense debate among shoppers. And there is a pup in
Speaker 1: the shopping cart.
Speaker 2: All right. We love dogs, we own dogs.
Speaker 1: I love everything about dogs, but I don't want dogs
Speaker 1: in the grocery store unless it is a service animal.
Speaker 1: If you need absolutely service animals, you go. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'll help you grocery shop anything. I just think it's
Speaker 1: weird when animals are in places where there's food involved.
Speaker 1: I feel the same about restaurants because or like, guess what,
Speaker 1: I wonder if you're deathly afraid of dogs, or wonder
Speaker 1: if you're allergic to dogs. I just feel like, unless
Speaker 1: it's a service animal, there are certain places that the
Speaker 1: dog doesn't need to be.
Speaker 2: And I say this as a dog owner and a
Speaker 2: dog lover, but the dog can wait with the windows
Speaker 2: rolled down in the car or at home or outside
Speaker 2: in a fence yard. Why does the dog need to
Speaker 2: be in the grocery store or in the restaurant with you?
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel the same. It's food, there's animal hair,
Speaker 1: sometimes there's some peeps.
Speaker 2: I just don't feel like it's considerate. I even feel
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: One time I was at Wally's and there was a
Speaker 1: person that had their dogs sitting at the bar in
Speaker 1: a bag.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, it's like, I don't eat dog here up in
Speaker 1: the air, like we're good. Stop landing on the brie
Speaker 1: or the purshudo. Yeah, there's a time and a place again.
Speaker 1: The caveat to all that is if it's a service
Speaker 1: dog by all means, but not just recreational dog, lap
Speaker 1: walk and sit in anything.
Speaker 2: Really, you'll read that next headline because this.
Speaker 3: Is us.
Speaker 2: Okay okay. Plane passenger baffle by what she found left
Speaker 2: behind on a Delta flight. We've all been there.
Speaker 1: A TikTok user revealed how a Delta Airlines passenger left
Speaker 1: their eyelash strips on the wall. If you recently flew
Speaker 1: Delta and Satin Road twenty for seven, you forgot something.
Speaker 1: It's a picture of two strip eyelashes stuck to the wall.
Speaker 2: I actually have anxiety. I always have anxiety.
Speaker 1: I have anxiety because I did that last night in
Speaker 1: our meeting room and stuck them on like I think
Speaker 1: the menu that was left there by room service. So
Speaker 1: I'm the asshole too. By the way, here we go
Speaker 1: with the headlines. You're worried about dog hair, but there's
Speaker 1: fake eyelashes. I'm gonna tell you where I'm always leaving
Speaker 1: the fake eyelashes in the drain I need to get
Speaker 1: draino because I'm in the shower for a Sunday or wherever,
Speaker 1: and it's like I'm taking off the eyelashes and they're
Speaker 1: getting There was one today on my face wash from
Speaker 1: last night, the individual ones. I know, I got to
Speaker 1: be better about that, so I apologize if anyone has
Speaker 1: found a stray eyelash of mine or strip or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, but see this feels intentional that somebody
Speaker 1: put those on the wall, like the way that this
Speaker 1: picture shows a pair of googly eyes today stuck on
Speaker 1: my flight, like by the like you know how you're
Speaker 1: facing the whatever it is and you can pull it
Speaker 1: down and put your phone on it. Somebody put two
Speaker 1: like googly eyes there, and the lady next to me goes,
Speaker 1: there's eyes there.
Speaker 2: And I was like, huh, good night. That was weird.
Speaker 2: Googly eyes like stickers. Do you ever use that emoji?
Speaker 1: The one though it's like the eyes off to the side,
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I use it enough. I don't
Speaker 2: you know what we should? What is it? Look right
Speaker 2: now on your phone? What are your most recent what
Speaker 2: are your most used emoji apps? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: Pretend like I'm texting you right now. Let's see it
Speaker 1: pops up. Most used are oh the heart power ranking laugh,
Speaker 1: These are mine. I got some gymnastics in there from
Speaker 1: the Stafford girl, So that's always like I don't I
Speaker 1: don't use the side eyes very much. I feel like
Speaker 1: I want to get in the mix more with the
Speaker 1: side eyes. I like the smile that's like like the
Speaker 1: straight across like eeke kind of smile.
Speaker 2: That's a go to one for me.
Speaker 1: I like the one with the face and no mouth
Speaker 1: because I got a lot to say it, but I
Speaker 1: can't say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, U is that either?
Speaker 1: I must start mixing up my emoji's. The laugh gets
Speaker 1: a lot. You know how we feel. We don't like
Speaker 1: l ols, so you know, substitute. Yeah, well we hate that.
Speaker 1: But I got to find except the emojis. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: scan through these things and I think to myself, who's
Speaker 1: the person.
Speaker 2: Using that.
Speaker 1: Cabbage or whatever it is? Also, how do you submit it?
Speaker 1: Fascinating emojis? Who's in charge of the emojis? I want
Speaker 1: to talk to Apple or whoever's in charge of the emojis.
Speaker 2: I've got some some I want to submit. Yeah, great question.
Speaker 2: Hey all right, I love you. Yeah, you just got
Speaker 2: off the plane. You enjoy the rest of your Day
Speaker 2: and Week sixteen, It's thirty thirty.
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