Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cameradge Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod.
Speaker 3: But I am missing a tea, But luckily I have
Speaker 3: an l I have Lisa Milan with me.
Speaker 4: You do, Hi, Seddy. By the way, Teddy, you look
Speaker 4: so good.
Speaker 2: I'm me little crop top, the butt, all the things.
Speaker 4: You know, I like to bring it, especially when I'm
Speaker 4: coming to see you.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, one day I'm going to bring a
Speaker 3: butt and everybody's not gonna know what to do with it.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, hold on, like I am like
Speaker 3: SpongeBob SquarePants, Like there's actually not one.
Speaker 4: You could come on.
Speaker 5: There's so many housewives that bought theres you can buy yours.
Speaker 2: But what would I say? What would be my thing
Speaker 2: that I'd say?
Speaker 3: Be like, oh, I've just been doing so many squats.
Speaker 3: They're like, we've seen you've been doing squats for years
Speaker 3: and you've never had.
Speaker 5: It, or just say yeah, or just say it's natural,
Speaker 5: like it's some of the housewives do that.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: At age forty five, my body decided to metamorphise into me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But and hormones.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna remove a rib
Speaker 2: while I'm at it too.
Speaker 4: My natural mine's natural.
Speaker 3: For the record, Okay, we Gertie and I just did
Speaker 3: a podcast where we talked about housewives that are open
Speaker 3: to discussing about what work they've had done and what aren't.
Speaker 3: I've always been really open with myself, like I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've had a necklift, I had my boobs done, I
Speaker 3: get botox, Like, I don't mind sharing it because for me,
Speaker 3: it's like I think, if you look at pictures of
Speaker 3: me from when I was sixteen, you look at pictures
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: Now, I still can you can?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, yes, there are things that have changed,
Speaker 3: but it also.
Speaker 4: Is me teddy. Are you asking me what I've had done? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's just just ask.
Speaker 2: I'm round about.
Speaker 5: Well, I've had my boobs done more than one time,
Speaker 5: only one time after do we need newbies? Well, they
Speaker 5: said after ten years. So I had mine done after
Speaker 5: my second son, who's seven years old.
Speaker 2: So you're similar to me. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then I've had LiPo, but that's there on my stomach.
Speaker 2: Do you have any kind of like lumps from it?
Speaker 5: I did, and it actually gave me loose skin, so
Speaker 5: I don't recommend getting lipol. I think it kind of
Speaker 5: did the opposite effect. Like I can't wear bathing suits now,
Speaker 5: I can't wear like my thing down there because I
Speaker 5: have loose skin around the belly button area.
Speaker 4: And then they said you can do a tummy tuck
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, why didn't You're huge?
Speaker 5: Just yeah, And I'm like, so, why didn't you tell
Speaker 5: me that from the start? And he was like, I
Speaker 5: didn't know that your skin was going to react this way.
Speaker 5: So I highly recommend just going to the gym if
Speaker 5: you can, because honestly, I have loose skin and I
Speaker 5: feel like my stomach, even though it wasn't flat, you know,
Speaker 5: I still had baby fat. I feel like I could
Speaker 5: have lost it and I would have been much better. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I've never had anything done to my face, not
Speaker 5: even botox, not even filler nothing. I literally look exactly
Speaker 5: the same as I did when I was a baby.
Speaker 3: Well, I've had a lot of botox, Like if I
Speaker 3: could have botox in my home.
Speaker 4: And what age do you think is a good time
Speaker 4: to start?
Speaker 5: Because for black women, they say black don't crack, But
Speaker 5: I have friends who you know they've done.
Speaker 4: I think here here, when I.
Speaker 3: Was playing twenty well, I rode horses for a living,
Speaker 3: so like I was always in the sun, and I
Speaker 3: was so at age twenty eight, like my forehead was
Speaker 3: already kind of a disaster. Okay, that's the first time
Speaker 3: I got botox. Okay, and then sometimes I feel it.
Speaker 3: My body metabolizes it differently, so it depends like I
Speaker 3: hadn't had it for you know, six or seven months.
Speaker 2: Right, I got it. But I love botox. I don't
Speaker 2: love the way piller looks on.
Speaker 3: Okay, one time I got it right here, and then
Speaker 3: I looked like a puffer fish.
Speaker 5: But they say prevention is better than cure. So I
Speaker 5: have friends that are like, Lisa, just do it. I
Speaker 5: know you don't need it, but do it because prevention
Speaker 5: is better than cure. But then for me, I'm googling,
Speaker 5: researching what's in the botox, and it's it's all of
Speaker 5: these words that I can pronount, motialism, like.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't know any of that stuff, horse, tranquilize,
Speaker 5: all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm like, huh uh hear about that. I'm looking at
Speaker 4: your face right now.
Speaker 3: You look absolutely stunning. And you do not need it,
Speaker 3: nor do I think anybody needs that. You do it
Speaker 3: if you want to. And I just have always been
Speaker 3: transparent because I don't really care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like say I if I did it, I would say,
Speaker 5: but I think botox.
Speaker 4: People can tell when you have or not. You can't
Speaker 4: do certain things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a hook right here, like the one
Speaker 3: little hook where like it didn't take that.
Speaker 2: I need to go back and be like, hey, this
Speaker 2: one spot didn't it didn't quite take.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, that's kind of what we were chatting about.
Speaker 2: But to start out, clearly, Lisa is an entrepreneur living
Speaker 2: out her dreams. Do why this is straight from her bio.
Speaker 2: I'm reading it.
Speaker 4: I don't think i've heard.
Speaker 3: The former Miss Jamaica winner is the founder and chief
Speaker 3: designer of luxury maternity fashion brand Mina Row.
Speaker 4: So Far so Good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so far, so good, which has been worn and
Speaker 3: loved by celebrities.
Speaker 4: That's true too. I feel a little.
Speaker 2: Offended that you never sent me any when I was
Speaker 2: pregnant any of the time.
Speaker 4: When when when was your last baby?
Speaker 3: I was on Beverly Hills when I was pregnant. So
Speaker 3: she's three.
Speaker 5: She just turned four, really, and we didn't send you
Speaker 5: a care package. No, well, guess what we actually have
Speaker 5: post pregnancy Like not that you need any of that,
Speaker 5: but it's honestly the clothes. I wear it all the
Speaker 5: time and it's just ready to wear, but it's it's
Speaker 5: flattering to all by supercomfy, super travel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have these leggings. They're called the love Handlers.
Speaker 5: So basically, yes, a whole collection of love Handlers. So
Speaker 5: basically it just keeps you snatched, which but it's comfortable,
Speaker 5: like I fly in mine. It's like having like a
Speaker 5: little waist trainer without all that excessive like yeah on
Speaker 5: the stomach exactly exactly. So we actually have a post
Speaker 5: pregnancy line that you can my package. I am sending
Speaker 5: you a package tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And Chanelle just sent me her I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: it was a couple months ago, but her makeup line.
Speaker 3: And I was like, it's weird. I didn't get anything
Speaker 3: from me to road.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's coming, it's in the package. It's in the mail.
Speaker 3: That's what I do here. I bring people on to
Speaker 3: guild them. Just send me first stuff.
Speaker 2: You're the proud mother of three children.
Speaker 3: Please tell me your kids names because This is a
Speaker 3: big thing now in the housewives world.
Speaker 5: It's people not being able to remember, yeah, other people's kids' names.
Speaker 5: So it's Maximilian, Sebastian, and Christian, so all of their
Speaker 5: names and with I a N because I'm OCD and
Speaker 5: Michian and Ian means child of God, so all of
Speaker 5: their names end with I A N.
Speaker 3: Do you think there's anyone on your current cast that
Speaker 3: don't know your kids' names?
Speaker 5: You know, I would have to say, maybe Stanbury doesn't
Speaker 5: know my kids' names. But I did make an agreement
Speaker 5: with her that will kids are off limits and I
Speaker 5: will not bring up her mothering skills and her lack
Speaker 5: their off or and all of that.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm just gonna leave it.
Speaker 2: So you're doing a great job of it so far,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: So, I think, So I hope, So I hope. So
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do as No. Oh was that shade.
Speaker 4: It was a little bit of oh no, No, she's great.
Speaker 4: She's great. She's great in general.
Speaker 2: Who is who are you not great with at the moment?
Speaker 5: Without you know what, I actually have a good relationship
Speaker 5: with everyone on my cast, some more than others. But
Speaker 5: miss Teddy, you're gonna have to do it into season
Speaker 5: two because what I'm not gonna do is give you
Speaker 5: all the tea because I think you know what. I'll
Speaker 5: tell you why, because it's a lot of things are
Speaker 5: gonna happen that people would not expect.
Speaker 3: Leave it there, and my opinion, my guess is that
Speaker 3: Sarah will be a friend of this season and there
Speaker 3: will be a new housewife because reports are telling me
Speaker 3: there is a Telline Marie.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's Telline. Talline is the new housewife. She's amazing.
Speaker 5: Whose friend is she is coming in? So she came
Speaker 5: in as Caroline Brooks his friend. Okay, yes, and you
Speaker 5: get along with her sometimes?
Speaker 4: Well, I like heis.
Speaker 5: I like her, I do actually like her. I think
Speaker 5: I can take her in doses.
Speaker 2: Is she a big big energy? She's a big energy,
Speaker 2: bigger than Chanel.
Speaker 4: Which Chanel the chanelle that we get on camera or
Speaker 4: the channel that we get off.
Speaker 3: Well, the chanelle I got a Bravo con is a
Speaker 3: very big energy. Okay, So I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't see her at Bravocan. Now there's so many
Speaker 3: unanswered questions. Okay, so you guys come back. What's the
Speaker 3: air date June second, June second. It's so far, but honestly,
Speaker 3: I feel like it's going to be worth the wait.
Speaker 3: Like there's so many twists entering. I swear to God,
Speaker 3: if Bravo don't put the money behind.
Speaker 4: This and push it like it deserves, I'm going to
Speaker 4: raise hell.
Speaker 3: I feel like you guys might be the only franchise
Speaker 3: with other than Sarah.
Speaker 5: Everybody's married, right, everyone's married except Caroline Brooks as well.
Speaker 4: She's divorced.
Speaker 2: She's divorced. She's divorced. Do you do we see her
Speaker 2: dating at all?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 2: All right, because that's what I want to see.
Speaker 3: I want to see somebody that's divorced getting back into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah not.
Speaker 4: I mean, so Sarah and Brooks are both divorced, and
Speaker 4: you might.
Speaker 2: See them dating anybody that you know?
Speaker 4: Maybe okay?
Speaker 3: And how would you feel about one of the women
Speaker 3: on Dubai, Yeah, being with somebody that's friends with your husband?
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 5: See, the thing is, my husband has really good friends.
Speaker 5: He's not a big, you know, social butterfly, and his
Speaker 5: friends are like, his friends mean a lot to him,
Speaker 5: and they have substance.
Speaker 3: So I just think it just wouldn't work. So did
Speaker 3: you watch this season of Miami? I love my Can I.
Speaker 5: Tell you Miami, and not because I'm from Miami, but
Speaker 5: I feel like Miami are the underdogs. But this season,
Speaker 5: this season Miami, I feel was the best one.
Speaker 2: So good, so good.
Speaker 3: But how did you feel about Marcus and Jodie being
Speaker 3: in the dressing rooms?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you? Marcus was so annoying?
Speaker 5: Okay, so annoying, so and them always cutting to him.
Speaker 4: I was like, is he getting paid?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know to be paid, I
Speaker 5: don't know, I don't know. But that was really annoying.
Speaker 5: And I actually like them together. I actually like them together.
Speaker 5: But seeing him in there, oh, they can't even.
Speaker 4: What did he say?
Speaker 2: They can't even wash my dishes?
Speaker 4: Like, boy, if you don't go sit down somewhere, yeah,
Speaker 4: I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Well, he wanted to sit down on the couch.
Speaker 5: His dishes are Michael Jordan's, I mean, because they're two
Speaker 5: different dishes.
Speaker 4: And listen, I'm a NAPO baby.
Speaker 3: Like, I get it, but I don't understand saying you
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about somebody, yeah, and then the
Speaker 3: first chance that you get talking about.
Speaker 4: It, yeah, No, I didn't like that.
Speaker 5: I wish husband's boyfriends, you know, would stay out of it,
Speaker 5: you know, like leave the girls to be messy and caddie.
Speaker 5: I love when, like my husband stays out of it,
Speaker 5: like he doesn't want.
Speaker 4: Any parts of it, you know, And I think I
Speaker 4: like men like that.
Speaker 2: Feel about Sergio.
Speaker 4: I said, the husbands stayed out of it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: What I love Sergio, I really do is so cute.
Speaker 4: Sergio is so so cute.
Speaker 5: But you know, Sua likes to be in the mix, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So what are your thoughts on that relationship?
Speaker 5: You know what it's grown on me. I really like
Speaker 5: them together. I actually think they they do really well together.
Speaker 4: Yeah hm, okay, yeah, how are you hot? How do
Speaker 4: you feel about them? No?
Speaker 3: I now I'm about to say actually, which I think
Speaker 3: is like the worst thing to say, because when you
Speaker 3: say actually before giving a.
Speaker 2: Compliment, then you really are an asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, I actually really enjoyed your cooking, right,
Speaker 3: actually had fun tonight.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's kind of an asshole thing.
Speaker 3: But every time I have been with them, he has
Speaker 3: been very fun and kind. Actually he is actually out
Speaker 3: to say actually, it's a real problem.
Speaker 4: Try to do it without acting. It really is hard,
Speaker 4: but he is. Actually, we can we can do hard things, Lisa.
Speaker 4: He's nice, he's nice. I leave it there.
Speaker 2: So who's your favorite husband?
Speaker 4: Mine?
Speaker 2: Well, no, you can't pick yours. Clearly I would help
Speaker 2: you married to him, but no, I love Chris.
Speaker 5: I love Ion's husband. Okay, I love Chris. Chris is
Speaker 5: like such an amazing guy.
Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to even remember back two Bravo cons Ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was supposedly.
Speaker 3: Some drama involving Ion's husband not actually living in Dubai.
Speaker 2: Is that fact?
Speaker 5: No, that was the worst rumor that Caroline Brooks told you. Yep, yes,
Speaker 5: well her mess she's so messy, she is so messy.
Speaker 5: But none of that was true. I remember that because
Speaker 5: you stirred the pod. Yeah, miss tea in the pot.
Speaker 2: Well, I do what I do and you do it, well,
Speaker 2: I need to do it.
Speaker 5: Well now you starting a whole thing at Bravo cod
Speaker 5: And then she's like, yeah, because I remember when.
Speaker 4: She was the cause I actually didn't.
Speaker 3: I actually didn't remember if I started it or tamor.
Speaker 4: Did you did? You started it? And Ion finished it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, so where are we with Ion at this point,
Speaker 3: we are well I read that Chanelle and Stanbury seem
Speaker 3: to be good friends.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, Seam is also you know, you know, but
Speaker 5: it's so on point, seems okay, seem and that you
Speaker 5: guys are no longer in the place that you used
Speaker 5: to be. Well, we are no longer in the place
Speaker 5: that we used to be, which is quite sad. I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna lie like I remember being really devastated about it.
Speaker 5: But listen, friendships go through ups and downs. Right now,
Speaker 5: we're in a down.
Speaker 3: But you never know when do you think, if you
Speaker 3: were to be a guessing kind of gal, when the
Speaker 3: reunion's going to be, if we're.
Speaker 4: Going to be in June, I would say maybe August.
Speaker 2: And do you guys ever bump into each other?
Speaker 4: Of course we have the same friends, We're in the
Speaker 4: same friend groups.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that this was my issue with Dubai the
Speaker 3: first season. I felt like nobody was actually really friends,
Speaker 3: Like it just felt like a group of people pushed together.
Speaker 3: And then that's why I said, I buy is gonna
Speaker 3: build it and we're gonna start to really love it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Ian and I have actually been best friends
Speaker 5: in real life for years, even before the show. So
Speaker 5: she was my model. I booked her to model for
Speaker 5: me in a row. We developed a friendship over that
Speaker 5: and over the years our husbands play golf together.
Speaker 4: So when the whole.
Speaker 2: Thing for just a friend, give a friend to goat.
Speaker 4: Listen, that's a good question.
Speaker 5: But in her defense, in their culture in Somalia and Kenya,
Speaker 5: giving a goat is like a big deal, Like that's
Speaker 5: like showing like love and appreciation, like it's a big deal.
Speaker 4: So she was coming from a good place. But that
Speaker 4: was like giving me.
Speaker 2: Your pool, was giving the anxiety with the goat, giving goat.
Speaker 4: All of it. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was rest in peace to Miscoat, Rest in peace
Speaker 5: to Miscoat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but never again that never.
Speaker 2: You've lived the goat life.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm Jamaican. We curry goats, we don't pet them.
Speaker 3: When you said that, which Chanelle, the one on the
Speaker 3: show or off the show? Can you lean into that
Speaker 3: a little more?
Speaker 5: I mean, the Chanelle I know is a very different
Speaker 5: person to what the world knows, right, So I think
Speaker 5: the world's gonna get to know her in many different
Speaker 5: forms this season because what we've seen and what I've
Speaker 5: seen has always been the over the top like fun
Speaker 5: loving but a little bit messy like that persona.
Speaker 2: Are we going to see a softer side?
Speaker 4: Maybe tune in.
Speaker 3: Side June second, thanks for thanks for asking having me
Speaker 3: lead up that question to get that juicy answer.
Speaker 4: Lemon, squeezy, are you having.
Speaker 3: Do you think there's any friend of this season other
Speaker 3: than Sarah who I've already predicted.
Speaker 4: We we do have some friend of some good ones too,
Speaker 4: some good ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are any of them? Friends of you?
Speaker 5: Yes, friendly of me? Friendly, friendly, friendly, Yeah. I didn't
Speaker 5: bring them in. Okay, Yeah? Who do you think is
Speaker 5: gonna have the roughest season this season?
Speaker 4: I would have to say, I think me? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think me.
Speaker 2: Because of personal reasons or because of the women.
Speaker 4: I think everything. I think everything. Are you still married?
Speaker 4: I'm still married, happily Jesus Christ. That part is good.
Speaker 4: That part is good. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I hurt my neck a week ago because my kids
Speaker 5: play soccer. So they play for Manchester City Academy, and
Speaker 5: so we were in Qatar because they travel internationally to
Speaker 5: play games, and I hurt my neck. Just going back
Speaker 5: on if everything is good with my marriage, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my God, I can't do anything. I've been sick
Speaker 5: in bed all week. But then I had to jump
Speaker 5: on a seventeen hour flight obviously because Elton Elton John's party.
Speaker 4: I can't miss it. And my husband's looking at me like, well, you've.
Speaker 5: Been sick, yoh, and you're about to get in a flight,
Speaker 5: like what's up? And I'm like, oh my god, why
Speaker 5: would you You don't think about me?
Speaker 4: Why would you ask me for sex right now? When
Speaker 4: are you kidding me? And he was like looking, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: for duty.
Speaker 2: No, you have to do it the day.
Speaker 4: Before you you have to. It's like a fit.
Speaker 2: It's actually written in the prenup it is.
Speaker 4: I don't have a prenup. But if I don't know, girl,
Speaker 4: I'm not signing no prenup.
Speaker 5: Everything is half of mine, actually probably more because I
Speaker 5: have the kids.
Speaker 3: What are the rules because in California it's fifty to fifty,
Speaker 3: But what's Dubai rules?
Speaker 5: I don't know Dubai rules, but I know my rules.
Speaker 2: And I wasn't ready. I actually wasn't ready.
Speaker 5: It will not be fifty to fifty. God for bide,
Speaker 5: God forbide, God forbid. I raised the kids right, Yeah, well,
Speaker 5: this is.
Speaker 2: Now bringing me to the Elton John party.
Speaker 3: Yes, I normally go overy a year because one of
Speaker 3: my best friends throws it everykay and who's your best friend?
Speaker 2: Her name is Virginia Fount. She runs the Elton John Foundation.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So normally I go, but this week I was
Speaker 3: with my daughter in Palm Springs, so I'm like living
Speaker 3: vicariously through everybody's Insta stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was it? Who's your favorite person to meet?
Speaker 4: Oh? It was so fun.
Speaker 5: We had literally had the best time. I saw your bestie.
Speaker 5: I saw Kylee. Yeah, there with Kesha.
Speaker 4: And Sami people.
Speaker 5: I didn't see Avro, but I was tiny like me,
Speaker 5: so you could have missed how many people?
Speaker 4: Well people.
Speaker 3: The first time I ever saw Kim Kardashian I always
Speaker 3: saw on TV and thought she was going to be tall. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I was standing next to her and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm five three and I'm towering over yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I get that all the time too.
Speaker 5: People think I'm so much taller than I am, and
Speaker 5: when they see me in person, they're like.
Speaker 4: You're so tiny, You're so tiny.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, get over it. You're like I'm tiny,
Speaker 5: Like let's keep it pushing. I'm tiny, we get it. Yes, Well,
Speaker 5: my sister's very tiny. She's four eleven and foot.
Speaker 4: That's like me.
Speaker 5: I think I'm five to three, but I really don't know.
Speaker 5: I just say five to five because you know that.
Speaker 4: Song five five brown ass. It just works.
Speaker 2: But I'm here to tell you you're definitely not five five. No,
Speaker 2: I'm wearing these shoes.
Speaker 5: But you're not taller than me right now, I for
Speaker 5: you are not taller than me three. So if you're
Speaker 5: five to three, I'm five three and a half.
Speaker 4: Four and about this all the time, smaller than me.
Speaker 4: She shorter than me? Well with those shoes, no, but
Speaker 4: she shorted in me. Anyways, Well she shorted me too. Okay,
Speaker 4: but we have.
Speaker 2: No problem with our hegway.
Speaker 5: No, we don't, you know we have we're five three,
Speaker 5: but we have the personality and the attitude of a
Speaker 5: six three man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we got this.
Speaker 3: We're alphas, all right. What else do we need to
Speaker 3: dig into? Who was anyone rude to No one was
Speaker 3: rude to me.
Speaker 4: Actually, I was best dressed at Elton's party.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me see your outfit.
Speaker 4: You have to see my outfit. Where's my phone?
Speaker 2: How have I not even seen this yet? What were
Speaker 2: you favorites?
Speaker 4: Everywhere I was, it was Teddy, where have you been?
Speaker 2: Then? I'm trying to think, my who was your favorite
Speaker 2: from last night? Is that me? No?
Speaker 3: Like in general at the Oscars, Oh, they're they're oh, thank.
Speaker 4: You, thank you, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well would give me the illusion of having hips.
Speaker 4: Yes, it snatches you in all the right places.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you do look super hot.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Did you go for the dinner portion or just the
Speaker 2: after party?
Speaker 4: I went to the after party because I went to
Speaker 4: the dinner at direct TV.
Speaker 2: Oh so you saw all these I saw?
Speaker 4: It was like a reunion. It was like Bravo con
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. I saw Erica, I saw Phaedra, who else? Gurty?
Speaker 4: Everybody was there? What's that one from salt Lake?
Speaker 2: Meredith? Everywhere?
Speaker 4: All the time. You know she's working, Yeah.
Speaker 3: She's well I don't think she lives in Salt Lake,
Speaker 3: so she has time to get Oh that's perfect, Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh.
Speaker 4: And then what time is your night in Well, first
Speaker 4: of all, no one told me that everything in LA
Speaker 4: closes early. Yeah. No, So I was on a hunt
Speaker 4: for food.
Speaker 5: I drove everywhere trying to find food at eleven thirty
Speaker 5: at night.
Speaker 4: Everywhere it's closed.
Speaker 2: Oh like a dinner place, like.
Speaker 4: A dinner plate.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't know, So I didn't get in until
Speaker 5: like one thirty because I spent forty five minutes driving around.
Speaker 4: I found a place. What place, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I went to eat calamari and pizza and it hit
Speaker 5: the spot, went home, showered, went to bed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you didn't It wasn't like a super late night. No,
Speaker 3: no bad decisions, no bad decisions. You didn't start any drama.
Speaker 4: And never start.
Speaker 5: I always finish. Never, that's not my thing. I don't
Speaker 5: start drama.
Speaker 4: I feel like.
Speaker 3: I have seen you start drama before, Teddy, name name
Speaker 3: name them, name them, name them.
Speaker 4: You know what, I put in.
Speaker 3: A really precarious situation because I get to watch so
Speaker 3: many different franchises that now all franchises.
Speaker 2: They're all guilty by association. Yes, yes, but I do
Speaker 2: feel like there was a time.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was at the table with you and Stanbury
Speaker 3: and Sergio.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, she started it, remind me and I had
Speaker 5: to finish it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but like was he chatting with you? And then
Speaker 2: she got pissed.
Speaker 5: Yes, and then she was like, oh, is who's gonna,
Speaker 5: you know, suck your girl?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah? How did I started? Teddy?
Speaker 4: I don't dressed to me.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 5: I was just being cute and seventy four episodes and
Speaker 5: past that time friendly and she didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was her.
Speaker 5: No, he wasn't hitting on me at all. I don't
Speaker 5: even remember what we were talking about. But she just
Speaker 5: got in her feelings.
Speaker 2: Was your husband and his feelings.
Speaker 4: Over the fifty year old influencer? Why would my husband
Speaker 4: be in his feelings? Oh? I meant about surgery. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: fifty year old influence her. Yeah. By the way, her
Speaker 4: facelift looks so good.
Speaker 5: My husband saw her and said, it's given twenty five
Speaker 5: year old influencer.
Speaker 2: What is my necklift giving?
Speaker 4: Oh you had a necklift. I can't even tell. It
Speaker 4: looks good if you I don't, I can't tell what age?
Speaker 4: What age?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna pick me at?
Speaker 4: Twenty one? Teddy?
Speaker 3: No, no, listen, I'm like a lizard drive from the desert,
Speaker 3: chap lips exhausted, but.
Speaker 2: I'm here twenty one twenty You know what I think
Speaker 2: that I look twenty one, and.
Speaker 3: Then I see myself keep thinking that twenty four year old,
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, it's not how you look, it's
Speaker 3: how you feel. But remember when you were younger and
Speaker 3: you would stand next to like your you would be
Speaker 3: with your parents and they'd be like, I'm thirty six,
Speaker 3: and you're like, you're they're so old. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: older than when I thought my parents were old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm no. I'm not saying yeah, like I
Speaker 4: know you are. I'm saying yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2: I mean, are you significantly younger than me?
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Twenty one? If you're twenty one, yeah, I'm older than you.
Speaker 2: My guess is that you're thirty five.
Speaker 4: I am in two weeks.
Speaker 5: See, I'm the youngest housewife ever.
Speaker 4: That used to be made. No, not even when you
Speaker 4: were on it.
Speaker 5: You were not my age, not in a shady way,
Speaker 5: not in a shady way.
Speaker 4: How old were you when you when you started? Thirty six?
Speaker 5: See, I think because I'm forty two now, I started
Speaker 5: when I was thirty two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was thirty two when I joined housewives.
Speaker 3: Okay, can we get into the miss the crown wearing
Speaker 3: which one. Well, like there was like some controversy about
Speaker 3: which crown you had. The girls were listen. I have
Speaker 3: never got any crown. Nobody ever wanted me to walk anything.
Speaker 3: So this isn't me throwing shade. This isn't me just
Speaker 3: trying to understand.
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, people are trying to poke holes.
Speaker 3: And if it's Miss America, Miss World, Miss this, Miss whatever,
Speaker 3: explain it to me.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I won Miss Jamaica in twenty ten, okay, And
Speaker 5: I went to represent Jamaica in Miss International, which is
Speaker 5: the third largest pageant in the world. So it's Miss Universe,
Speaker 5: Miss World, Miss International, Miss Earth and then I think
Speaker 5: Miss Global.
Speaker 4: If you're in the pageant world, you get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So they crowned four queens every year in Jamaica and
Speaker 5: I was one of the four, which is huge.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And would you ever put if if you had a
Speaker 2: daughter and.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent one hundred But my husband is so
Speaker 5: against it, which is for me. God knows why we
Speaker 5: have sons, because I feel like we would fall out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would, because.
Speaker 5: You go away that one hundred percent. I feel like
Speaker 5: with pageantry you get to network. I mean, I traveled
Speaker 5: the world. I competed in China. I've been everywhere through pageantry. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you get what they call it elocution lessons.
Speaker 3: But I watched the documentary and there's pros and cons
Speaker 3: in every everything.
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, and everything. For me, I had a
Speaker 5: positive experience. Like my mom wasn't like the crazy mom.
Speaker 3: She didn't get me with my daughter with riding horses.
Speaker 3: I am a crazy person. I'm at the like because
Speaker 3: I did it growing up. I'm at the gate and like,
Speaker 3: she makes a mistake and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I won't even make eye contact.
Speaker 5: I don't know what kind of pageant mom I would
Speaker 5: be being that I've done it before.
Speaker 4: But I feel like pageantry.
Speaker 5: Every little girl, if possible, should do a beauty pageant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent. It helps to build confidence.
Speaker 5: You learn public speaking, you get to network, you know
Speaker 5: how to hustle, go out, get sponsors.
Speaker 2: It's do you think you teach me how to walk?
Speaker 4: I could teach you how to walk. You don't know
Speaker 4: how to walk, Teddy.
Speaker 2: It's not good. It's not a good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we'll do it.
Speaker 2: We'll get see.
Speaker 4: This is why you put your daughters in pageants.
Speaker 2: No, it gives.
Speaker 3: It gives like just got off a horse, might have
Speaker 3: a wedgie, uncomfortable, like arms wide doing this, Oh.
Speaker 5: My god, stand very has the funniest walk to If
Speaker 5: it's if yours is better than hers, then you're I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine it is. Yeah, no, okay, we'll work
Speaker 5: on it. We'll work on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you can make that kind of promise to
Speaker 3: me so that by the end of the time together,
Speaker 3: I will be able to walk.
Speaker 4: And maybe not in a pageant, but you can walk.
Speaker 4: You'll be cute. I can walk.
Speaker 3: I can walk the streets, yes, without being mocked.
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying. Perimetopause is coming in hot I can't.
Speaker 2: Maybe not a pageant. Do they have passions for someone
Speaker 2: of my maturity?
Speaker 4: They have pageants that go up to every age.
Speaker 2: That actually frightens me.
Speaker 4: It frightens me.
Speaker 2: It worries me. For the forty year old that's like,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm gonna worries me.
Speaker 5: It worries me for this seventy year olds who still
Speaker 5: do pageants.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 5: But you know what, to each is their own. If
Speaker 5: that's your thing, that's just your thing. It also worries me,
Speaker 5: you know, people doing other things that they shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's get into just regular life stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number one marriage advice topic that you would get like
Speaker 3: what is your one piece? Like what's the hardest part
Speaker 3: of your marriage and what's the best part.
Speaker 5: So the best part is how we communicate. So my
Speaker 5: husband and I have been together for twelve years and
Speaker 5: I don't think we've ever really had like a screaming match.
Speaker 5: And I'll tell you not that we don't get mad
Speaker 5: at each other, but I feel like.
Speaker 2: We have the fighter and who's the one that makes up.
Speaker 5: So I'm the fighter and I'm the one that makes
Speaker 5: up ah both because he can he knows if you
Speaker 5: fight with me, I can't go to sleep mad. So
Speaker 5: what he'll do is he'll go downstairs, go on the
Speaker 5: couch or go in the guest room and not come upstairs.
Speaker 5: And he knows I can't fall asleep that way.
Speaker 3: No, that's my husband. My husband calls me pte W
Speaker 3: the paranoid white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's yeah, he's like, at some point you're
Speaker 2: gonna give in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's me. That's literally me.
Speaker 5: So I'm the one that starts to drama and I'm
Speaker 5: the one that has to fix it always, always, always, always.
Speaker 4: But the way we.
Speaker 5: Communicate is my favorite favorite thing. I can talk to
Speaker 5: him about everything. He knows all about my exits, he
Speaker 5: knows everything about everything. Yeah, I'm the same way, and
Speaker 5: he talks to me about everything as well. And when
Speaker 5: we do get mad, we actually just talk it out,
Speaker 5: you know, or we go silent and then we talk
Speaker 5: it out.
Speaker 4: But I feel like the way we communicate.
Speaker 5: To me is my favorite favorite thing because I grew
Speaker 5: up seeing my parents shouting at each other and I
Speaker 5: cannot do that, and I don't like to yell, and
Speaker 5: I don't like to be yelled at. And I think
Speaker 5: where I also want to say something to me, you
Speaker 5: can never take it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if you're like I'm yea, then great.
Speaker 3: We are saying same, same, same, same you want to
Speaker 3: say that, yeah, And I think for us.
Speaker 5: I think our weakness would probably have to be I
Speaker 5: don't know the whole. He just needs to leave me
Speaker 5: alone and let me shop.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's not even shopping for me, it's Amazon.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 5: Leave me alone and let me shop, and that includes Amazon.
Speaker 5: I need to get shares in Amazon, because at this point,
Speaker 5: I feel like like what is going on?
Speaker 3: I also I have something to take up with the amex,
Speaker 3: like stop notifying him, Like I don't need you to
Speaker 3: notify him. When I'm purchasing Rivers birthday gift for next Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, what do you need from Amazon? That
Speaker 2: was thirty one ninety.
Speaker 5: When you have to get the OTP code, that's the
Speaker 5: worst one.
Speaker 4: That's the worst one.
Speaker 5: When I have to call him and be like, Hi,
Speaker 5: what's what's the four digit code?
Speaker 4: What is this for Lisa? Something for the kids?
Speaker 5: No, it's almost like it's always for the kids, for
Speaker 5: them more than I shop for my staff.
Speaker 2: But I'm not fine versus on Amazon.
Speaker 3: That's but like he's the one that's like says like
Speaker 3: probably generic Lamaire face for like products from Amazon.
Speaker 2: He's like, can you get me new la Maire. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I one, it comes and it's like open.
Speaker 4: I'm like, let's go, let's do it.
Speaker 5: But that's hilarious every Yeah, if I feel like that's
Speaker 5: what we fight about the most, Lisa's shopping.
Speaker 4: But you know, if you would just let that slide,
Speaker 4: we'll be good. Yeah. I don't I don't like.
Speaker 3: Also, my husband doesn't check his calendar, so our kids
Speaker 3: are all in sports where all it's like everybody's all
Speaker 3: hands on.
Speaker 2: Yeag.
Speaker 3: We have people that help, like we have I have
Speaker 3: a mommy's helper. There's everybody is somewhere. There's either volleyball
Speaker 3: or riding or football or like a birthday party, there's something.
Speaker 3: And I'll be like, what's the plan for Saturday, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's in the calendar.
Speaker 5: Like Lisi acts, my husband just expects me to be
Speaker 5: doing all of it.
Speaker 2: I'm like all of it. I'm like, you, well, I don't.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even expect me to be doing all of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he expects me to like walk him through it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, it's all in the calendar. You
Speaker 3: will You're able to attend to any one of the
Speaker 3: four events that we have occurring, but I cannot talk
Speaker 3: you through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No.
Speaker 5: My husband is complete opposite. He's like, oh, yeah, the
Speaker 5: kids have things to do. Oh that's great, enjoy yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: see you guys on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're more of a weekend together, except like when
Speaker 3: we have to.
Speaker 5: But he is very hands on. Though I have to say,
Speaker 5: he's super, super hands on with the boys. Thank god,
Speaker 5: we don't have a girl because they're just they just
Speaker 5: do boys stuff, you know, And I'm such a girly girl.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I ended up with three sons.
Speaker 5: But yeah, he's super hands on. They love soccer, they
Speaker 5: do that's their thing.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I just have a favorite.
Speaker 5: I actually don't, genuinely, on god, I do not have
Speaker 5: a favorite child because they each have something that I love,
Speaker 5: and they each have something that I noise the shit
Speaker 5: out of me. So it's almost so difficult, you know,
Speaker 5: to have a favorite. There's not none of them are perfect,
Speaker 5: so I can't have a favor. Maybe when they're older
Speaker 5: and maybe they you know, they're real.
Speaker 4: Characters and personality kick in.
Speaker 2: I will, so clearly I have a favorite.
Speaker 4: I have three, and boys love their mom No.
Speaker 3: Like, he comes in every morning, gives the best hugs
Speaker 3: in it, Like there's no one that gives a better
Speaker 3: hug than my son. But then now he's too cool,
Speaker 3: and so.
Speaker 5: Then I'm like, can't kiss in public? Oh you even
Speaker 5: kiss them on the lips?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then no, but how old do you think?
Speaker 4: Because I don't know, I had this whole argument, and
Speaker 4: my husband was like, yeah, but they're right. He's turning ten.
Speaker 5: Of course he doesn't want you to kiss him on
Speaker 5: the mouth, like it's weird, And I'm like, how is
Speaker 5: it weird?
Speaker 4: I'm his mom?
Speaker 3: All right, So you head to Miami. You have to
Speaker 3: pick one lady from Miami that you'd hang out with.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be Is it going to be Girty?
Speaker 4: Because you know what, No, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 5: I love Girty and we always have the best time,
Speaker 5: so naturally I would go with her. So I'm gonna
Speaker 5: not choose her because naturally I would go with her because.
Speaker 4: That's my girl.
Speaker 5: But if I had to choose someone else besides her,
Speaker 5: it would probably be Alexia.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 4: I love her, She's so fun.
Speaker 5: I think we have similar taste in fashion, and yeah,
Speaker 5: she's a Cuban doll.
Speaker 4: And I'm the Jamaican Barbie. Yeah, barbenough to.
Speaker 2: Go around who stirs upot the most of the season.
Speaker 5: In my cast, I would have to say the new
Speaker 5: girl Toelene. Yes, I think so, I think so. And
Speaker 5: she's married, she's married?
Speaker 2: How many kids? Does she have?
Speaker 4: Two girls?
Speaker 2: What are their names?
Speaker 4: Don't ask me that. Wait, I do know it. Listen
Speaker 4: if Talen's watching this.
Speaker 5: She called max Constantine the other day and I'm like,
Speaker 5: how do you get Constantine from Maximilian?
Speaker 2: You know, so both very formal names.
Speaker 5: You think, no, it's so way off. So she will
Speaker 5: not kill me that. I think it's gig and CC
Speaker 5: GG and CC. I think, so, okay, gig and CC.
Speaker 5: All right, you shaded Chary a little bit, bravo.
Speaker 4: Con. I don't think she's forgiven me.
Speaker 3: By the way, asking if she was wearing Alexander shean
Speaker 3: mcshean yeah.
Speaker 5: She said she was wearing Alexander McQueen. Yes, And I asked,
Speaker 5: Alexander McQueen or Alexander mcshean, yeah, Which which was it?
Speaker 2: Well? Which was it?
Speaker 4: You know what? To this day, I really don't know.
Speaker 2: But the way how well she was a onesie, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what she was wearing. I just remember
Speaker 5: her limping across the seat and.
Speaker 2: Just being mad.
Speaker 5: She was so mad, and I'm like, girl, it was
Speaker 5: fun shade lighting up. You've been you know, you've been
Speaker 5: around the block for a long time.
Speaker 4: You know, fun shade.
Speaker 3: People can make fun of my clothes all day long.
Speaker 3: If people only made fun of my clothes, I'd be thrilled.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I am life, I am terrible at
Speaker 3: everything else. Any regrets from this season anything you want
Speaker 3: to spell.
Speaker 5: No regrets. I don't live my life in regrets. And I
Speaker 5: know that's so cliche. Everybody's like, I don't live I
Speaker 5: learned from my whatever. But genuinely, no regrets from this season.
Speaker 5: I feel like everything happened as it should have.
Speaker 4: And you know, now I know people's true colors. Who's
Speaker 4: your best friend myself?
Speaker 2: No, No, for a moment.
Speaker 5: At the moment, I don't know. I'm cool with everybody,
Speaker 5: but some more than others.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't give it to you because you'll know,
Speaker 4: you'll know.
Speaker 2: But like, who is the person that you text when
Speaker 2: you need?
Speaker 4: Okay, so listen to this. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5: The person I text maybe the most in the group
Speaker 5: is probably Tyleen, the new girl. But I didn't get
Speaker 5: along with her that well on the show. But we've
Speaker 5: grown since then. They shot our show a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I leave it there.
Speaker 4: I leave it the Teddy. No, you gotta tune in June.
Speaker 5: Tune in June June second Real Housewives of Dubai. I
Speaker 5: feel like Dubai, especially season two, is so good, so
Speaker 5: good that if you guys don't tune in and give
Speaker 5: us the numbers, I'm gonna be best.
Speaker 2: Listen you guys want to give them the numbers. Anyways,
Speaker 2: keep tuning in to two teats on the pod and
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Speaker 5: Yes www dot mineroad dot com. Yes, yes, Yes, this
Speaker 5: was so fun. Thank you so much for joining, Thank
Speaker 5: you for having me. I need to come back to
Speaker 5: LA more often.
Speaker 3: You have to, and you could go ahead and invite
Speaker 3: us to Dubai whenever have BBT come to Dubai