WEBVTT - "Como se dice 'Bone Zone?'" With Rob Benedict and Dave Schilling 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:14.520 No entering Stockholm so horny after I'm toppy sweets, I'm horny, 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:28.280 clod horny. She's yes, but I am wearing a dicky world, 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:37.800 the rule full bushel of bananas, these rules to your world. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.720 I don't know if I've said it enough times, but 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.000 I believe a Grammys dude for Mark Rivers for what 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.680 has just was just called the best theme song in 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:50.080 the podcast universe. Thank you so much. This is Arta Marine. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.320 I think it is safe to say I have not 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:57.640 been this excited to discuss an episode since a Bachelor 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:01.279 in Paradise episode like this, I feel crazy with excitement 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.760 to discuss this. Sitting across from me is a woman 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:09.280 who I blocking a door. She tickles me to knowing, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:15.720 literally literally tickles me right now, the tickle monster of 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:23.800 our podcast. She is so fucking funny. I could not 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:30.039 love her more. Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron fully play platonic lover, 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:35.280 how are you hearing? Fully? I am fantastic, fantastic. I 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.600 loved the episode. I love you. Happy to be here. Um, 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.120 I understand that I made you very horny with an 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.120 Instagram photo that I posted like so much, so much 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:50.480 like looking like barbed from Stranger Things. I saw it 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.040 and then fell off the couch and thought I need 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:58.480 a girl friend. Oh my lord. Yeah, the pop college 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.160 off a Gray. Thank you so much. I like that. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.320 I appreciate that the braces are the thing that you do. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.600 Men On. Just there's so much, there's so much happening, Aeron. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.720 Do you have anything besides our big thing that you 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:13.480 want to promote end of August? I'll be in Syracuse, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.240 Rochester and Hartford in one week, so I'll post it 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:21.320 on Erin. Is there another folly that you had to 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.320 put the k in? Yeah? This pigeon New York who 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:28.840 is I'll cut her, I will broi her hair. I 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:35.079 literally will cut her. Say I'm gonna put I don't 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.480 know what that is, but I like it to my right. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.880 A man who I can't believe we have two weeks 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.760 in a row, Amy, because he's not only is he 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.640 a television star, not only was he just at Comic 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.240 Con I'm hosting the Supernatural panel. He's also a rock star. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:55.120 But most importantly he is will you accept this Rose 0:02:55.160 --> 0:03:00.399 Bachelor of the Year, Mr Robert, thank you can see 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.960 you do exactly. I know it's exciting. Comic On did 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.280 you see Paget. We didn't see each other because she 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.840 left before I got there because our panel was Sunday morning. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.960 But it was it was amazing. It was crazy as always, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.720 so many and this panel they had for Supernatural was 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.480 off the hook. I mean, six thousand people in hall 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:19.839 age and they had this huge video show and then 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.920 Kansas was there playing our theme song for that show 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:29.359 is carry On with Snow. Kansas was there. I don't 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.760 see what just happened. Rob couldn't air guitar enough and 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.920 he nailed it. It Actually, like you must actually play 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.520 guy who actually knows what he's doing. I heard Kansas 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:43.400 during the air guitar. I did, how does that song 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:56.880 go again? You know? Carry your Mom Dad? Now, that's 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:04.600 the one rob um um. If you've never partied with 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:08.040 Paget off campus, let me tell you what she was 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.040 texting us that she'd been. She the fucking gene pool. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.200 She can have a glass of wine and eat some 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.960 food and like she just doesn't pass that. If I 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.440 you know me too? Thumbles two thumbles are one and 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.080 I am I don't know if I didn't know that 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.600 about you. Oh, I drink my face off, especially at 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:29.200 these comic or the conventions. I will go, I go 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:32.200 go go, but I gotta I gotta hydrate, yeah, and 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:36.680 I got anope. I gotta take a nap. Do you 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.760 have any things that you know? My band is actually 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.440 it's just their guitars. What you're talking, you know what? 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.560 I like that I touched you then I asked, and 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.440 I didn't even career. It's because I'm going to. Didn't 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.359 you touch me again? And I'm to again? And I 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:57.000 think your band is playing Richard Band August up at 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:00.720 Treat People. They're doing this, uh this festival out there 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.240 to raise money for Treat People, which is great organization 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.000 on Mahala Drive. And they've got an amphitheater up there. Fun. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.400 I did stand up. We pull a pound stone for 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:14.600 tree people and I lost my man. Yeah, oh yeah, 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.000 there's definitely going to be some god um God's eyes 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:24.920 and dream catchers and payote turquoise and silver horses of myauasca. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.240 If you're not taking ayahuasca and just like shaping your 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:31.520 pants right into getting chased by a cheaper carbra, I 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:38.360 don't want to hear about your weekend. A man, yes 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:42.279 joined us, he is. I'm gonna say best dressed male guests. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:48.200 That is that a pocket square that you're wearing. It's fake. Yeah, 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.600 of course you can't pull it out because it's face. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.719 It's so good. Who makes this blazer? It's so that's 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:58.040 a Zar blaz recent collection. Yeah, this this season. Zara's 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.080 got good stuff. I loved. I have a lot of blazers. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.800 You nail it, Okay, we are so excited. I also 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.200 have a lot of blazers. I have a lot of overalls, 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.599 and I'm where I put my sexy overalls on for 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.359 you might not thank you so much. I put on 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:16.160 the ones that I am. I am a little blond 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:20.039 lady from Rhode Island, but I have like I have 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.320 a booty. I have a booty that makes me feel 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:26.280 like I could really shake it in a samba or 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:30.640 a salsa concept. I have a can look at that. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:37.200 I thought you were being facetious, but that's I have 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.719 I have. Is it rude to say? Is it? Is 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.920 it arrogant to say that I have a latina booty. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.839 It's the It's my best quality. I don't think it's arrogant, 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.040 is it? No? Because I can tell you I come 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.040 from bony asked lady, So that. Actually it's like, thank 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:55.080 you God, thank you for giving me. I thank you 0:06:55.120 --> 0:07:00.839 for giving me a little something. Anything Latina adjacent? Is 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:05.440 that race? Anyway? You know what I'm going down? Can 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.480 I tell you? So? This is? We have a writer, 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:12.280 a legit writer who writes words for Bleacher Report. You 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:16.040 also host two podcasts, not one, but two. Actually I 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:17.720 have three now I have a third one. I forgot 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.000 to mention that Round Ball Rock, Yes, basketball podcast, Mass 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.920 Man Show, wrestling podcast, and and uh it's Bleach Report. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.040 Just gave me a podcast with another sports writer named 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.880 Natalie Winer. It's called The b R Mag Show. You 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.920 can download it on iTunes or wherever you get your podcast. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:37.760 Mr Dave Shell, you know that Aaron hosts a podcast 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:40.600 called Sports Without Ball. I just booked you right now 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.040 for my I don't know if you guys know this, 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.480 but I love to talk. Oh my god, where we 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:49.240 get start? And of course miss Katie Levin. Katie and 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:50.880 I have a story later on because she and I 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:54.240 did some Nancy Drew sleuthing last night about about Peter 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.480 and Rachel. Before we get started, Um, Dave has a 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:01.400 story about he saw waboo him at a party. Please 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:06.520 It's pronounced wa boom in its original Polish, So I 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.640 was boom. Do you watch? Do you watch? House of Cards? 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.880 I stopped after season two. I just I just I'm like, 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:14.680 I got to finish it. There's a side, even if 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.720 it's a bad book. I finished things, and like this 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:25.160 season more than ever. He's like what you where what? 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.120 And then he like looks to the camera like Colonel Standers, 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.480 who I told you they consistent? Is like, oh my god, 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.000 Kevin Spacey put it away. He's gone too far. He's 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.920 out of the closet. Now, he's freeze kissing men on television, 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:41.560 I mean, not playing gore of a doll in a movie. Yes, yeah, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.640 he's officially out. But he did like grab a man 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.520 by his throat and his dick at the same time 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.280 on camera and mouth kiss him. I thought, well, because 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.760 Kevin Spacey exactly. I was like, that man had to 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.880 him to do it, Okay, to Robin right on his heels. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.760 Future girl, she's never been hotter than she was one 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:03.320 of the flying when shooting that arrow. Oh my god, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.200 even better than Pricess Bride shooting that arrow. And and 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.520 nobody's hot hotter than Galgado except for Robin Wright. She 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.120 had that arrow right in my heart, oh, right into 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.640 my pants, and I was like, I thrown myself at 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.880 the screen. I took my top off, ran up to 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:22.240 the movie screen and threw myself my dicky right. Both 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:26.079 buttons just went. And then two of my my giant 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:29.600 cities like flying, one down to Florida and the other 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.480 one was whipping in the air. I've been filming this movie. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.439 I'm filming this movie right now, and the guys keeps 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.280 trying to get me to wear a backless dress. I'm like, 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.640 you don't understand when you have a real, real like 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.080 these kind of It's like, no tape is not going 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:46.439 to hold up Janet Marine's legacy. They have never been perky. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.080 They're they're cute nebra, cute nebra, but just flying low 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:54.080 and right all over the place, not robbing right. Okakay 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.839 the story I met, I didn't actually meet him. I mean, 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:02.199 so I was at the like pre SP's party and Aaron, 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:08.120 you know about sports, the SPS is the ESPN, and 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:12.480 so it was by hosted by it was it it 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.400 was John Cena last year or something. Anyway, so he's 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.440 there and he's working the Red carpet, and there's not 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.000 a lot of actual famous people who show up. It's 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.720 him and a bunch of other people from the franchise Woboom. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.840 Not at the SPS. It was a party the day before, okay, 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.880 and so I was there because you know, I'm a 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.120 sports guy, and sports guys do sports guy things. And 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.000 he's on the red carpet, no joke for forty five 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.680 minutes to everyone, taking photos with everyone, and then once 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.040 the red carpet kind of shuts down, you don't say 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.440 he wants attention. I can't imagine that. He kept doing 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.880 the catch phrase over and over. He's like, do you 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.120 want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:54.000 To everyone? I heard it five minutes ago? And every 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.280 time he does it, I feel like it takes a 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:59.320 couple of days off his life. His soul is leaking 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.480 out of his uh. And so he just goes up 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.439 to every group of women in the party, like can 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.600 we take a selfie together? So he just keeps taking selfies. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.240 On Instagram, there's like eight selfies of him with women 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.920 he's never met before. He's handsy, he's handsy. He's the 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:18.520 only current Bachelor contestant that has to force himself on 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.000 a group of ladies. Were selfies like I've I've had 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.319 the luxury of being around some Bachelor contestants. Women want 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.240 to be with them and take if you're the one 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.360 that's like, ma'am, ma'am, excuse me, can I get in 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.520 that photo? Boom, You've even freaked out the lady. I 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.160 think Chad would probably on that list of like guys, 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.480 women don't want to just like shoving lunch meat in 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:44.080 his mouth. Yea, he was wearing the T shirt T shirt. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.080 I just was it was so sad to know that 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.680 next year he's going to be in a ditch somewhere. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:53.720 I don't want to think it all right before we 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.400 get started, you guys, and that was an incredible start. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.200 I mean, it wasn't really a great story it was, 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.240 but it was exciting. It was exciting. It was it 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.760 about wa Boom and any contact is speaking of contact 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:11.040 with contestants as outside Land San Francisco, Me, Aaron Paget, Brewster, 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:16.640 Steve Heightener, Katie Anna, as well as Secret Bachelor cast 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:25.800 members and podcast and ums. We know that it's expensive, 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.920 but you also get to go see there's lots of 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.200 fun comedians that are gonna be there. There's also gonna 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:35.360 be you can go see Metallica, the Who tribe called Quest. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:41.040 It'll be a great lord. Yes, Lord, no, but but 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.840 you'll be will be there. I also want you guys 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:48.640 to email in and tell I'm torn. I got invited 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.920 to go to Jimmy Kimmel on the day of the finale, 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.640 so but I would not have seen the finale. So 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.960 I would get to see Rachel and her fiance, but 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.360 then I wouldn't have the fun of watching the nally 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:04.280 and having the reveal. Should I go? Yes? Absolutely? Why 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.960 it's an experience? Are you on the show? Just in 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:10.559 the audience? Is in the audience? It's an experience. I'm 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.400 I said yes, and I think you should still go. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:18.480 But but honestly, like we can watch it afterwards. No, 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.719 it's at five. How do they do that and keep 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.680 people from tweeting? Because it's five o'clock is eight pm 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.760 on the East Coast, so it's already East coast time. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.480 They take the hear, didn't I get it? Because the 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.160 problem is you you watch this whole season, right, Yeah, 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.079 and now we've got this drama, like what's going to 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:40.080 go on? Yeah? Eric, Actually, yeah, yeah, and you want 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.760 to see Yeah, look at the shoes. So when they 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.760 step out of the little bit and you have I thought, 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.960 after all the advance kind of don't want to go, 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.680 So I kind of don't want to go. Listen if 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.320 your heart saying don't go, you guys, email me and 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.120 advise you, tweet me or tell me what you think. 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:59.599 I think you shouldn't go? You should you think I 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.400 should go? Can you guys fill me in on the 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.400 schedule here, because I'm confused after last night because we 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.360 did not get to finish that episode. No, no, So 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:10.920 next week is mental and she either bones Peter or 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.400 doesn't and then she goes and gets nailed all over 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.960 those cheeks take her down, and and then we still 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:20.040 have final dates for the final two that's that night. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.600 That night, it's all on the side. I think it's 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.240 usually a three hour finale after the final row and 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.160 then after the final rows it goes until three in 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.200 the morning in the morning, and then after after the 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:33.600 final rows where everyone's crying, and then after after where 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:41.960 everyone's hammered my house, and after the after that, before 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.080 we get started, before we get started, let's just leave 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.720 it on the field right now, who do you think 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.360 it's gonna win? And who do you think it's going 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.720 to be the new Bachelor? After watching last night, Rob, 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.800 I feel like it's it's really up in the air 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.040 right now. I feel like Eric is coming on strong. Uh, 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.320 Peter dropped a bomb at the end of last night. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:02.200 We're just being a weird feel unmovable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.800 And then there's Cheeks McGee, who's like who's been always 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.920 been the front runner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:10.920 it's gonna win right now? Robe? And who do you 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.880 think it's going to be the Bachelor? Peter? Okay, Erin, 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.920 who do you think it's gonna win? You know, I'm 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:17.880 gonna have to go with the same thing. Rob said, 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.120 I just I hate it, but I think she wants 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.280 she literally doesn't want to date. Yeah, So who do 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.920 you think it's gonna be? I think Eric is gonna win. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.800 That would be the best. That makes more sense. And 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.480 you get two black folks on the Bachelorette, Now that's 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.160 great for the race. Yeah. And also I think Peter 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.240 is going to be the Bachelor. Okay, Katie, who do 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:43.520 you think? Okay, God, that would be so awesome. I 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.520 love I feel so protect Eric. And by the way 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.600 side know Eric would be a great bachelor. I don't 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.000 think he is going to be the bachelor, but he 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.280 would be a great bachelor. I hope he wins. I 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:58.040 just don't see her picking Eric. I have concerns, specifically 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:02.320 that Eric's family and Rachel's family might not men. It's 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.160 a real but certainly cheeks his family and her family. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.440 I oh my god. I loved watching her mom. But 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.160 we'll get there. I want to go as much as 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:19.120 I I was rooting for Peter roll season. I'm concerned 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:22.800 she's so needy about that fucking ring that I'm concerned 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.920 that you can't rebound from that awkward conversation. But it 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.560 but it. We'll get there, and then Katie and I 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.480 will talk about what our theory we came up with 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.040 last night, which is should we just say it right now? Okay? 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.880 So basically, I'm like, because Peter has been my guy, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:39.360 and I'm like, what happened to Peter Because in Scandinavia 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.000 he was grabbing at her. He was hansy, he had 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.960 some pepper, he had some boner in him, and he 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:46.360 was like and he was like grabbing her on that 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:50.080 fucking weird, like the weird Swedish game field, like like 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.120 he was cute with the cloak and with the Viking challenge. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.920 But then here's our theory. But then I felt like 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.800 so at least like Eric and Cheeks are all this 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.880 grabbing at her, they had no sexual chemistry. We think 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.160 Katie and I figured it out. They diffused. We think 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:10.800 they fucked in the hot tub outside at Copenhagen, that 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:14.080 the energy is gone. Yes, yeah, that group did. Where 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.919 they came back then they looked like they fucked. We 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.720 think they showed them fucking in the hot hop and 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:21.280 it feels like their energy got diffused. And it's post 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.800 they've already fucked, and now it's awkward and they're trying 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:28.800 to figure it out. What do you think just been 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:31.119 a hand job? We don't know, mind blown. I can 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.200 think like, where's their sexual tension? What happened to grabby 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:37.800 handsy Peter? He's got no boner? What the fuck? I 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:40.680 think they already know he's going to be the Bachelor, 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.880 and they're like, bring it back, tone it down. You're 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:45.639 not gonna win. We don't want you to win. We 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.080 want you on the show next. My friend thinks that 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.560 they're trying to sabotage him because they want him. Yes, 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:53.440 but you don't think they've I feel like they've I 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:56.680 think they full. You know, she does all her work 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.600 in the hot tub. I mean something happened because she's 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:03.879 like at an emotional connection there. We're gonna get there. 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.840 She said, you mean physical But do you think do 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:08.879 you think that they did it in hot time? I 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:11.640 believe that. I believe that that's certainly how he's acting. Yeah, 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:17.520 like it's like it's already happened. I'm processing, like we 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.680 did this lesson at midnight on the phone. I think 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:21.639 she would have sucked him in the hot Yes, so 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.800 they I mean they were like literally humping. There were 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.840 nothing but like thin bathing suits. I mean you could 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:30.400 just slick slip slipped it on act. She doesn't feel 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.040 like a slip it in kind of doesn't, but she 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:37.040 likes physical stuff. She likes physical So I think I 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:41.120 think something. I think they like, you know, did something, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:44.959 but I just don't see them. Sex is sad. I 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:46.760 feel like there could have been a just the tip 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:50.680 kind of a situation, maybe just to feel what it's lying. Yeah, 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:56.639 I feel like a little a little wait what's the 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:02.280 sound again? Yeah? Hot, okay, here we go that you 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.840 know what, that's like three three pushes and then it's 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:06.800 like that we should stop. We gotta stop, we gotta stop, 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.879 we gotta stop. Okay, we have so many miles to go, 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:13.040 So here we go. I got all excited for fantasy 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.520 suitets and then I gotta go to Dallas first. Yeah, 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:19.280 that hotel they were intel, Oh my god, and they 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.720 had to be so again. My brother happened to be 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:25.200 in town Folk at Elrik Wilhelm Marine the second blind 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:30.000 him one eye hilarious. He showed up and he goes 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:32.840 by Alerk or big Al, and he's gonna be oh 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:36.359 my god. I just he's gonna do because I have 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.640 to go to Rhode Island, and um, I'm gonna force 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:40.960 him to watch. He's now only watched two episodes ever 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:43.560 of The Bachelortte. Last week and this week he's fully in. 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:46.600 But um he goes, he goes, it's weird. Did they 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.639 all have to sit together? Like? He couldn't believe. I 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:51.400 was like, this is unusually usually separated. Yeah, they're usually 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:53.840 over by that point. Um, so they're in that. We're 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:57.080 the shittiest Hilton and I'm sorry that on my camp. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.119 Peter gets to go first, right, Yeah, so Peter us 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:04.480 to go for um okay, so they're all together. The 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.280 sister is pregnant, Peter, the sister has to go first, 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:10.120 so Alex, she's having a kid. They gotta go baby shopping. 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:13.440 That was the way too much time in that, Oh 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.280 my god. And I think they think like Peter's good 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:17.439 with kids, will give this to Peter because Peter, but 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:21.520 he was like emotionally shut he he once this ring 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:23.239 has been like you better get me a ring. Like 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.480 it's like the machine of Peter has been shutting down 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:29.000 slowly for like two weeks, which is understandable. He's like, 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:31.560 you know what I mean, realistic, it's realistic. Just doesn't 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:36.520 make it, doesn't. I mean, he's logical, the most logical. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.680 It's a game and he's not playing the game. But 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:44.320 he's the most honest. And that understand And that's why 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:50.320 I like Earnest yea, yeah, you know, yeah, that's why 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:53.000 I'm telling you he's the bachelor. And they're like, just 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.800 pump the brakes on all that charm buddy as dull 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:59.399 as possible. Yeah, because he's gotten he's turning into a 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:01.480 nickel a little bit like I don't know if I 0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:03.919 can feel anything like he's feeling like it's like, oh 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.800 my god. He's like, Nick, we have our own wine. 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:13.600 Oh my god, so do so? Then I like that. Basically, 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:17.960 Brian for the next two days sits at that shitty Hilton, 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:21.480 just trash talking whoever's on the day, and so he says, 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:25.000 he tells Eric that Peter said in Europe that he 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:27.399 wasn't gonna Like, how did he know? Did she tell 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:30.480 Brian that Peter said that? Or did Peter tell bro Like? 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:33.320 How did Brian know? I thought Peter. Wasn't there a 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:36.200 scene where Peter told Brian that? Okay, I think so, 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:42.840 and I don't know. So Rachel is um. Rachel's dad 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:45.639 is a federal judge. I loved worrying about if we 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:48.720 were going to meet him or not. But we met him. No, 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:54.760 he cannot be on the blurry He's likely the blurry family. 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:57.000 He was like, he was like, have we met because 0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:59.400 I'm a fucking federal judge and this is the bachelor, 0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:03.720 you know what? He so, So afterwards he outside before 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:06.560 they go in, Peter says, you do mean the world 0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.880 to me, I am a good person who is there 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:12.840 for you, and I am falling in love with you, 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:14.920 and she said I'm falling in love with you. Two. 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:18.760 I was excited that he said it. It's weird that 0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:23.000 she thinks it's it's She's very much a stickler about 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:25.320 if you say. She was like, Brian's the only one 0:22:25.320 --> 0:22:27.280 who said he's in love with me, Like like somehow 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:29.120 she says, like, it's not the same if you say 0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:31.119 you're falling in love, rather like it's like if you 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.359 say you're falling in love. That's I was so confused 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:38.960 by the end of this episode, the difference between getting 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:43.159 thee to get there, because I've never heard anything like 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:46.600 that before. My well, I'm a woman from a woman. 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:51.199 I was excited to hear Peter say did you posit? 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:57.439 And scream did you pause? Doesn't seem are you a 0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:59.720 married fellow? I am my wife and I watched the 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:02.679 show together. Did she scream when Peter said it? No? 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:05.159