Speaker 1: No entering Stockholm so horny after I'm toppy sweets, I'm horny,
Speaker 1: clod horny. She's yes, but I am wearing a dicky world,
Speaker 1: the rule full bushel of bananas, these rules to your world.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've said it enough times, but
Speaker 1: I believe a Grammys dude for Mark Rivers for what
Speaker 1: has just was just called the best theme song in
Speaker 1: the podcast universe. Thank you so much. This is Arta Marine.
Speaker 1: I think it is safe to say I have not
Speaker 1: been this excited to discuss an episode since a Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise episode like this, I feel crazy with excitement
Speaker 1: to discuss this. Sitting across from me is a woman
Speaker 1: who I blocking a door. She tickles me to knowing,
Speaker 1: literally literally tickles me right now, the tickle monster of
Speaker 1: our podcast. She is so fucking funny. I could not
Speaker 1: love her more. Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron fully play platonic lover,
Speaker 1: how are you hearing? Fully? I am fantastic, fantastic. I
Speaker 1: loved the episode. I love you. Happy to be here. Um,
Speaker 1: I understand that I made you very horny with an
Speaker 1: Instagram photo that I posted like so much, so much
Speaker 1: like looking like barbed from Stranger Things. I saw it
Speaker 1: and then fell off the couch and thought I need
Speaker 1: a girl friend. Oh my lord. Yeah, the pop college
Speaker 1: off a Gray. Thank you so much. I like that.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that the braces are the thing that you do.
Speaker 1: Men On. Just there's so much, there's so much happening, Aeron.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything besides our big thing that you
Speaker 1: want to promote end of August? I'll be in Syracuse,
Speaker 1: Rochester and Hartford in one week, so I'll post it
Speaker 1: on Erin. Is there another folly that you had to
Speaker 1: put the k in? Yeah? This pigeon New York who
Speaker 1: is I'll cut her, I will broi her hair. I
Speaker 1: literally will cut her. Say I'm gonna put I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is, but I like it to my right.
Speaker 1: A man who I can't believe we have two weeks
Speaker 1: in a row, Amy, because he's not only is he
Speaker 1: a television star, not only was he just at Comic
Speaker 1: Con I'm hosting the Supernatural panel. He's also a rock star.
Speaker 1: But most importantly he is will you accept this Rose
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the Year, Mr Robert, thank you can see
Speaker 1: you do exactly. I know it's exciting. Comic On did
Speaker 1: you see Paget. We didn't see each other because she
Speaker 1: left before I got there because our panel was Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: But it was it was amazing. It was crazy as always,
Speaker 1: so many and this panel they had for Supernatural was
Speaker 1: off the hook. I mean, six thousand people in hall
Speaker 1: age and they had this huge video show and then
Speaker 1: Kansas was there playing our theme song for that show
Speaker 1: is carry On with Snow. Kansas was there. I don't
Speaker 1: see what just happened. Rob couldn't air guitar enough and
Speaker 1: he nailed it. It Actually, like you must actually play
Speaker 1: guy who actually knows what he's doing. I heard Kansas
Speaker 1: during the air guitar. I did, how does that song
Speaker 1: go again? You know? Carry your Mom Dad? Now, that's
Speaker 1: the one rob um um. If you've never partied with
Speaker 1: Paget off campus, let me tell you what she was
Speaker 1: texting us that she'd been. She the fucking gene pool.
Speaker 1: She can have a glass of wine and eat some
Speaker 1: food and like she just doesn't pass that. If I
Speaker 1: you know me too? Thumbles two thumbles are one and
Speaker 1: I am I don't know if I didn't know that
Speaker 1: about you. Oh, I drink my face off, especially at
Speaker 1: these comic or the conventions. I will go, I go
Speaker 1: go go, but I gotta I gotta hydrate, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I got anope. I gotta take a nap. Do you
Speaker 1: have any things that you know? My band is actually
Speaker 1: it's just their guitars. What you're talking, you know what?
Speaker 1: I like that I touched you then I asked, and
Speaker 1: I didn't even career. It's because I'm going to. Didn't
Speaker 1: you touch me again? And I'm to again? And I
Speaker 1: think your band is playing Richard Band August up at
Speaker 1: Treat People. They're doing this, uh this festival out there
Speaker 1: to raise money for Treat People, which is great organization
Speaker 1: on Mahala Drive. And they've got an amphitheater up there. Fun.
Speaker 1: I did stand up. We pull a pound stone for
Speaker 1: tree people and I lost my man. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's definitely going to be some god um God's eyes
Speaker 1: and dream catchers and payote turquoise and silver horses of myauasca.
Speaker 1: If you're not taking ayahuasca and just like shaping your
Speaker 1: pants right into getting chased by a cheaper carbra, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about your weekend. A man, yes
Speaker 1: joined us, he is. I'm gonna say best dressed male guests.
Speaker 1: That is that a pocket square that you're wearing. It's fake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you can't pull it out because it's face.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Who makes this blazer? It's so that's
Speaker 1: a Zar blaz recent collection. Yeah, this this season. Zara's
Speaker 1: got good stuff. I loved. I have a lot of blazers.
Speaker 1: You nail it, Okay, we are so excited. I also
Speaker 1: have a lot of blazers. I have a lot of overalls,
Speaker 1: and I'm where I put my sexy overalls on for
Speaker 1: you might not thank you so much. I put on
Speaker 1: the ones that I am. I am a little blond
Speaker 1: lady from Rhode Island, but I have like I have
Speaker 1: a booty. I have a booty that makes me feel
Speaker 1: like I could really shake it in a samba or
Speaker 1: a salsa concept. I have a can look at that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were being facetious, but that's I have
Speaker 1: I have. Is it rude to say? Is it? Is
Speaker 1: it arrogant to say that I have a latina booty.
Speaker 1: It's the It's my best quality. I don't think it's arrogant,
Speaker 1: is it? No? Because I can tell you I come
Speaker 1: from bony asked lady, So that. Actually it's like, thank
Speaker 1: you God, thank you for giving me. I thank you
Speaker 1: for giving me a little something. Anything Latina adjacent? Is
Speaker 1: that race? Anyway? You know what I'm going down? Can
Speaker 1: I tell you? So? This is? We have a writer,
Speaker 1: a legit writer who writes words for Bleacher Report. You
Speaker 1: also host two podcasts, not one, but two. Actually I
Speaker 1: have three now I have a third one. I forgot
Speaker 1: to mention that Round Ball Rock, Yes, basketball podcast, Mass
Speaker 1: Man Show, wrestling podcast, and and uh it's Bleach Report.
Speaker 1: Just gave me a podcast with another sports writer named
Speaker 1: Natalie Winer. It's called The b R Mag Show. You
Speaker 1: can download it on iTunes or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1: Mr Dave Shell, you know that Aaron hosts a podcast
Speaker 1: called Sports Without Ball. I just booked you right now
Speaker 1: for my I don't know if you guys know this,
Speaker 1: but I love to talk. Oh my god, where we
Speaker 1: get start? And of course miss Katie Levin. Katie and
Speaker 1: I have a story later on because she and I
Speaker 1: did some Nancy Drew sleuthing last night about about Peter
Speaker 1: and Rachel. Before we get started, Um, Dave has a
Speaker 1: story about he saw waboo him at a party. Please
Speaker 1: It's pronounced wa boom in its original Polish, So I
Speaker 1: was boom. Do you watch? Do you watch? House of Cards?
Speaker 1: I stopped after season two. I just I just I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got to finish it. There's a side, even if
Speaker 1: it's a bad book. I finished things, and like this
Speaker 1: season more than ever. He's like what you where what?
Speaker 1: And then he like looks to the camera like Colonel Standers,
Speaker 1: who I told you they consistent? Is like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey put it away. He's gone too far. He's
Speaker 1: out of the closet. Now, he's freeze kissing men on television,
Speaker 1: I mean, not playing gore of a doll in a movie. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's officially out. But he did like grab a man
Speaker 1: by his throat and his dick at the same time
Speaker 1: on camera and mouth kiss him. I thought, well, because
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey exactly. I was like, that man had to
Speaker 1: him to do it, Okay, to Robin right on his heels.
Speaker 1: Future girl, she's never been hotter than she was one
Speaker 1: of the flying when shooting that arrow. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: even better than Pricess Bride shooting that arrow. And and
Speaker 1: nobody's hot hotter than Galgado except for Robin Wright. She
Speaker 1: had that arrow right in my heart, oh, right into
Speaker 1: my pants, and I was like, I thrown myself at
Speaker 1: the screen. I took my top off, ran up to
Speaker 1: the movie screen and threw myself my dicky right. Both
Speaker 1: buttons just went. And then two of my my giant
Speaker 1: cities like flying, one down to Florida and the other
Speaker 1: one was whipping in the air. I've been filming this movie.
Speaker 1: I'm filming this movie right now, and the guys keeps
Speaker 1: trying to get me to wear a backless dress. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't understand when you have a real, real like
Speaker 1: these kind of It's like, no tape is not going
Speaker 1: to hold up Janet Marine's legacy. They have never been perky.
Speaker 1: They're they're cute nebra, cute nebra, but just flying low
Speaker 1: and right all over the place, not robbing right. Okakay
Speaker 1: the story I met, I didn't actually meet him. I mean,
Speaker 1: so I was at the like pre SP's party and Aaron,
Speaker 1: you know about sports, the SPS is the ESPN, and
Speaker 1: so it was by hosted by it was it it
Speaker 1: was John Cena last year or something. Anyway, so he's
Speaker 1: there and he's working the Red carpet, and there's not
Speaker 1: a lot of actual famous people who show up. It's
Speaker 1: him and a bunch of other people from the franchise Woboom.
Speaker 1: Not at the SPS. It was a party the day before, okay,
Speaker 1: and so I was there because you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: sports guy, and sports guys do sports guy things. And
Speaker 1: he's on the red carpet, no joke for forty five
Speaker 1: minutes to everyone, taking photos with everyone, and then once
Speaker 1: the red carpet kind of shuts down, you don't say
Speaker 1: he wants attention. I can't imagine that. He kept doing
Speaker 1: the catch phrase over and over. He's like, do you
Speaker 1: want to hear it? Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 1: To everyone? I heard it five minutes ago? And every
Speaker 1: time he does it, I feel like it takes a
Speaker 1: couple of days off his life. His soul is leaking
Speaker 1: out of his uh. And so he just goes up
Speaker 1: to every group of women in the party, like can
Speaker 1: we take a selfie together? So he just keeps taking selfies.
Speaker 1: On Instagram, there's like eight selfies of him with women
Speaker 1: he's never met before. He's handsy, he's handsy. He's the
Speaker 1: only current Bachelor contestant that has to force himself on
Speaker 1: a group of ladies. Were selfies like I've I've had
Speaker 1: the luxury of being around some Bachelor contestants. Women want
Speaker 1: to be with them and take if you're the one
Speaker 1: that's like, ma'am, ma'am, excuse me, can I get in
Speaker 1: that photo? Boom, You've even freaked out the lady. I
Speaker 1: think Chad would probably on that list of like guys,
Speaker 1: women don't want to just like shoving lunch meat in
Speaker 1: his mouth. Yea, he was wearing the T shirt T shirt.
Speaker 1: I just was it was so sad to know that
Speaker 1: next year he's going to be in a ditch somewhere.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think it all right before we
Speaker 1: get started, you guys, and that was an incredible start.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't really a great story it was,
Speaker 1: but it was exciting. It was exciting. It was it
Speaker 1: about wa Boom and any contact is speaking of contact
Speaker 1: with contestants as outside Land San Francisco, Me, Aaron Paget, Brewster,
Speaker 1: Steve Heightener, Katie Anna, as well as Secret Bachelor cast
Speaker 1: members and podcast and ums. We know that it's expensive,
Speaker 1: but you also get to go see there's lots of
Speaker 1: fun comedians that are gonna be there. There's also gonna
Speaker 1: be you can go see Metallica, the Who tribe called Quest.
Speaker 1: It'll be a great lord. Yes, Lord, no, but but
Speaker 1: you'll be will be there. I also want you guys
Speaker 1: to email in and tell I'm torn. I got invited
Speaker 1: to go to Jimmy Kimmel on the day of the finale,
Speaker 1: so but I would not have seen the finale. So
Speaker 1: I would get to see Rachel and her fiance, but
Speaker 1: then I wouldn't have the fun of watching the nally
Speaker 1: and having the reveal. Should I go? Yes? Absolutely? Why
Speaker 1: it's an experience? Are you on the show? Just in
Speaker 1: the audience? Is in the audience? It's an experience. I'm
Speaker 1: I said yes, and I think you should still go.
Speaker 1: But but honestly, like we can watch it afterwards. No,
Speaker 1: it's at five. How do they do that and keep
Speaker 1: people from tweeting? Because it's five o'clock is eight pm
Speaker 1: on the East Coast, so it's already East coast time.
Speaker 1: They take the hear, didn't I get it? Because the
Speaker 1: problem is you you watch this whole season, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now we've got this drama, like what's going to
Speaker 1: go on? Yeah? Eric, Actually, yeah, yeah, and you want
Speaker 1: to see Yeah, look at the shoes. So when they
Speaker 1: step out of the little bit and you have I thought,
Speaker 1: after all the advance kind of don't want to go,
Speaker 1: So I kind of don't want to go. Listen if
Speaker 1: your heart saying don't go, you guys, email me and
Speaker 1: advise you, tweet me or tell me what you think.
Speaker 1: I think you shouldn't go? You should you think I
Speaker 1: should go? Can you guys fill me in on the
Speaker 1: schedule here, because I'm confused after last night because we
Speaker 1: did not get to finish that episode. No, no, So
Speaker 1: next week is mental and she either bones Peter or
Speaker 1: doesn't and then she goes and gets nailed all over
Speaker 1: those cheeks take her down, and and then we still
Speaker 1: have final dates for the final two that's that night.
Speaker 1: That night, it's all on the side. I think it's
Speaker 1: usually a three hour finale after the final row and
Speaker 1: then after the final rows it goes until three in
Speaker 1: the morning in the morning, and then after after the
Speaker 1: final rows where everyone's crying, and then after after where
Speaker 1: everyone's hammered my house, and after the after that, before
Speaker 1: we get started, before we get started, let's just leave
Speaker 1: it on the field right now, who do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna win? And who do you think it's going
Speaker 1: to be the new Bachelor? After watching last night, Rob,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's really up in the air
Speaker 1: right now. I feel like Eric is coming on strong. Uh,
Speaker 1: Peter dropped a bomb at the end of last night.
Speaker 1: We're just being a weird feel unmovable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's Cheeks McGee, who's like who's been always
Speaker 1: been the front runner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna win right now? Robe? And who do you
Speaker 1: think it's going to be the Bachelor? Peter? Okay, Erin,
Speaker 1: who do you think it's gonna win? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go with the same thing. Rob said,
Speaker 1: I just I hate it, but I think she wants
Speaker 1: she literally doesn't want to date. Yeah, So who do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna be? I think Eric is gonna win.
Speaker 1: That would be the best. That makes more sense. And
Speaker 1: you get two black folks on the Bachelorette, Now that's
Speaker 1: great for the race. Yeah. And also I think Peter
Speaker 1: is going to be the Bachelor. Okay, Katie, who do
Speaker 1: you think? Okay, God, that would be so awesome. I
Speaker 1: love I feel so protect Eric. And by the way
Speaker 1: side know Eric would be a great bachelor. I don't
Speaker 1: think he is going to be the bachelor, but he
Speaker 1: would be a great bachelor. I hope he wins. I
Speaker 1: just don't see her picking Eric. I have concerns, specifically
Speaker 1: that Eric's family and Rachel's family might not men. It's
Speaker 1: a real but certainly cheeks his family and her family.
Speaker 1: I oh my god. I loved watching her mom. But
Speaker 1: we'll get there. I want to go as much as
Speaker 1: I I was rooting for Peter roll season. I'm concerned
Speaker 1: she's so needy about that fucking ring that I'm concerned
Speaker 1: that you can't rebound from that awkward conversation. But it
Speaker 1: but it. We'll get there, and then Katie and I
Speaker 1: will talk about what our theory we came up with
Speaker 1: last night, which is should we just say it right now? Okay?
Speaker 1: So basically, I'm like, because Peter has been my guy,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what happened to Peter Because in Scandinavia
Speaker 1: he was grabbing at her. He was hansy, he had
Speaker 1: some pepper, he had some boner in him, and he
Speaker 1: was like and he was like grabbing her on that
Speaker 1: fucking weird, like the weird Swedish game field, like like
Speaker 1: he was cute with the cloak and with the Viking challenge.
Speaker 1: But then here's our theory. But then I felt like
Speaker 1: so at least like Eric and Cheeks are all this
Speaker 1: grabbing at her, they had no sexual chemistry. We think
Speaker 1: Katie and I figured it out. They diffused. We think
Speaker 1: they fucked in the hot tub outside at Copenhagen, that
Speaker 1: the energy is gone. Yes, yeah, that group did. Where
Speaker 1: they came back then they looked like they fucked. We
Speaker 1: think they showed them fucking in the hot hop and
Speaker 1: it feels like their energy got diffused. And it's post
Speaker 1: they've already fucked, and now it's awkward and they're trying
Speaker 1: to figure it out. What do you think just been
Speaker 1: a hand job? We don't know, mind blown. I can
Speaker 1: think like, where's their sexual tension? What happened to grabby
Speaker 1: handsy Peter? He's got no boner? What the fuck? I
Speaker 1: think they already know he's going to be the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and they're like, bring it back, tone it down. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna win. We don't want you to win. We
Speaker 1: want you on the show next. My friend thinks that
Speaker 1: they're trying to sabotage him because they want him. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you don't think they've I feel like they've I
Speaker 1: think they full. You know, she does all her work
Speaker 1: in the hot tub. I mean something happened because she's
Speaker 1: like at an emotional connection there. We're gonna get there.
Speaker 1: She said, you mean physical But do you think do
Speaker 1: you think that they did it in hot time? I
Speaker 1: believe that. I believe that that's certainly how he's acting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's like it's already happened. I'm processing, like we
Speaker 1: did this lesson at midnight on the phone. I think
Speaker 1: she would have sucked him in the hot Yes, so
Speaker 1: they I mean they were like literally humping. There were
Speaker 1: nothing but like thin bathing suits. I mean you could
Speaker 1: just slick slip slipped it on act. She doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like a slip it in kind of doesn't, but she
Speaker 1: likes physical stuff. She likes physical So I think I
Speaker 1: think something. I think they like, you know, did something,
Speaker 1: but I just don't see them. Sex is sad. I
Speaker 1: feel like there could have been a just the tip
Speaker 1: kind of a situation, maybe just to feel what it's lying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like a little a little wait what's the
Speaker 1: sound again? Yeah? Hot, okay, here we go that you
Speaker 1: know what, that's like three three pushes and then it's
Speaker 1: like that we should stop. We gotta stop, we gotta stop,
Speaker 1: we gotta stop. Okay, we have so many miles to go,
Speaker 1: So here we go. I got all excited for fantasy
Speaker 1: suitets and then I gotta go to Dallas first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that hotel they were intel, Oh my god, and they
Speaker 1: had to be so again. My brother happened to be
Speaker 1: in town Folk at Elrik Wilhelm Marine the second blind
Speaker 1: him one eye hilarious. He showed up and he goes
Speaker 1: by Alerk or big Al, and he's gonna be oh
Speaker 1: my god. I just he's gonna do because I have
Speaker 1: to go to Rhode Island, and um, I'm gonna force
Speaker 1: him to watch. He's now only watched two episodes ever
Speaker 1: of The Bachelortte. Last week and this week he's fully in.
Speaker 1: But um he goes, he goes, it's weird. Did they
Speaker 1: all have to sit together? Like? He couldn't believe. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is unusually usually separated. Yeah, they're usually
Speaker 1: over by that point. Um, so they're in that. We're
Speaker 1: the shittiest Hilton and I'm sorry that on my camp.
Speaker 1: Peter gets to go first, right, Yeah, so Peter us
Speaker 1: to go for um okay, so they're all together. The
Speaker 1: sister is pregnant, Peter, the sister has to go first,
Speaker 1: so Alex, she's having a kid. They gotta go baby shopping.
Speaker 1: That was the way too much time in that, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And I think they think like Peter's good
Speaker 1: with kids, will give this to Peter because Peter, but
Speaker 1: he was like emotionally shut he he once this ring
Speaker 1: has been like you better get me a ring. Like
Speaker 1: it's like the machine of Peter has been shutting down
Speaker 1: slowly for like two weeks, which is understandable. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, realistic, it's realistic. Just doesn't
Speaker 1: make it, doesn't. I mean, he's logical, the most logical.
Speaker 1: It's a game and he's not playing the game. But
Speaker 1: he's the most honest. And that understand And that's why
Speaker 1: I like Earnest yea, yeah, you know, yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I'm telling you he's the bachelor. And they're like, just
Speaker 1: pump the brakes on all that charm buddy as dull
Speaker 1: as possible. Yeah, because he's gotten he's turning into a
Speaker 1: nickel a little bit like I don't know if I
Speaker 1: can feel anything like he's feeling like it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. He's like, Nick, we have our own wine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so do so? Then I like that. Basically,
Speaker 1: Brian for the next two days sits at that shitty Hilton,
Speaker 1: just trash talking whoever's on the day, and so he says,
Speaker 1: he tells Eric that Peter said in Europe that he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna Like, how did he know? Did she tell
Speaker 1: Brian that Peter said that? Or did Peter tell bro Like?
Speaker 1: How did Brian know? I thought Peter. Wasn't there a
Speaker 1: scene where Peter told Brian that? Okay, I think so,
Speaker 1: and I don't know. So Rachel is um. Rachel's dad
Speaker 1: is a federal judge. I loved worrying about if we
Speaker 1: were going to meet him or not. But we met him. No,
Speaker 1: he cannot be on the blurry He's likely the blurry family.
Speaker 1: He was like, he was like, have we met because
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking federal judge and this is the bachelor,
Speaker 1: you know what? He so, So afterwards he outside before
Speaker 1: they go in, Peter says, you do mean the world
Speaker 1: to me, I am a good person who is there
Speaker 1: for you, and I am falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and she said I'm falling in love with you. Two.
Speaker 1: I was excited that he said it. It's weird that
Speaker 1: she thinks it's it's She's very much a stickler about
Speaker 1: if you say. She was like, Brian's the only one
Speaker 1: who said he's in love with me, Like like somehow
Speaker 1: she says, like, it's not the same if you say
Speaker 1: you're falling in love, rather like it's like if you
Speaker 1: say you're falling in love. That's I was so confused
Speaker 1: by the end of this episode, the difference between getting
Speaker 1: thee to get there, because I've never heard anything like
Speaker 1: that before. My well, I'm a woman from a woman.
Speaker 1: I was excited to hear Peter say did you posit?
Speaker 1: And scream did you pause? Doesn't seem are you a
Speaker 1: married fellow? I am my wife and I watched the
Speaker 1: show together. Did she scream when Peter said it? No?
Speaker 1: But she just always says how hot he is? He
Speaker 1: is hot, he's hot hot. But then I said something
Speaker 1: nasty about Rachel's butt, and then I was like, we're
Speaker 1: even what do you say? I said, it looked good
Speaker 1: as thank you so much. My booty is like anything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, um anything. When you're starting out as
Speaker 1: Barb from Stranger Things, it's like, thank you for the
Speaker 1: Dodger and highlights. Okay, So then we find out there's
Speaker 1: no dad, Dad's not showing up, and and the family
Speaker 1: photos everything's shown except for the blurring out part of
Speaker 1: the dad, which is amazing. I felt like she should
Speaker 1: the mom should have had like an earpiece, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know your yeah, yeah, he just said listen, he's
Speaker 1: just worried. We we are just Pierce. But like Peter,
Speaker 1: to me, he was kind of really boring. I always
Speaker 1: feel like I would nail it at the hometown visits. Right,
Speaker 1: of course, you're an actor with a great person charming,
Speaker 1: your liquid Brian type. That no, no, But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I feel like Peter was boring and they were
Speaker 1: all impressive. They're like, you know, I really like Peter,
Speaker 1: but maybe I thought Rachel I mean listen, but I
Speaker 1: think her, I mean her like he's such a dick.
Speaker 1: Can I say something about his brother in law? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we saw him last year on Next Lost Weight.
Speaker 1: He's lost weight. Remember we said the awkward thing like
Speaker 1: have you ever gone black before? He said something really
Speaker 1: awkward to Yeah, well he seems like a socially awkward guy.
Speaker 1: But I can't figure is he part black? No, he
Speaker 1: has likes a moment that I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. He was like the brother in law. He
Speaker 1: couldn't be whiter. He look, there's something. There's a moment
Speaker 1: as a bye arachual man myself with a white wife. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy looks like he could be our good interesting
Speaker 1: and it was like an Irish ginger. He's a full ginger.
Speaker 1: And there was a few moments where Rachel shot him
Speaker 1: a look that was like if you're ginger, all ginger,
Speaker 1: shut the funk off, like if he's a pain in
Speaker 1: the end, he immediately throws her under the bus. I
Speaker 1: mean she we're not there yet. Okay, okay, wait okay.
Speaker 1: So so each person gets the tell me about your family.
Speaker 1: So then he says they they fell in love one
Speaker 1: month thirty six years of marriage. To look on the
Speaker 1: mom's face was like just like one month, like she
Speaker 1: was so disgusted by his family's love story. Wait, wait again,
Speaker 1: Rachel's mom at first was like really one month, like
Speaker 1: they felt like they got married after a month. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then eventually she came around and he said, I
Speaker 1: feel like there was I met Rachel. I felt like
Speaker 1: there was a greater force. And last night, so I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: So they were last night in was or like they
Speaker 1: were doing that roast arm or any wherever they were
Speaker 1: last night. And again, if someone asked me like and
Speaker 1: how did your parents, I mean, my my my, my
Speaker 1: dad left, my parents are divorced, and but still like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't know that story. How do
Speaker 1: people know their family stories that Well, they were at
Speaker 1: this restaurant and they probably repeated at seven hundred and
Speaker 1: nine thousand times yes. During halftime of the Packers, she
Speaker 1: was like, tell that story. You and dad we went
Speaker 1: to the cracker barrel and the potatoes, but I got
Speaker 1: the mac and cheese and we're like, we can share.
Speaker 1: And then he got engaged. Beautiful, your parents have crazy
Speaker 1: five stories. My parents were co workers. They never went
Speaker 1: on a date with one another, and they got engaged
Speaker 1: on a dare and were married six weeks later. Jesus
Speaker 1: so Rachel, and they're still married and are still married. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: heard a mom says crazy. It's kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, one month, well nothing to it's crazier. So
Speaker 1: then so then here we go red this. So then
Speaker 1: the Ginger that he feels like a Game of Thrones character,
Speaker 1: the Ginger brother, he instantly sucks's he's a lanister. So wait,
Speaker 1: you were about to say that we saw him on
Speaker 1: NIX season. You're about to say something about NIX season.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I thought I didn't think
Speaker 1: he might have had some African American heritage until last night.
Speaker 1: He looked different last night than he the hipster beard.
Speaker 1: He asked, he got hipster, he's got cool shoes now,
Speaker 1: and she goes, shoes were very cool. But I love
Speaker 1: his wife. I love his wife, I love her sister.
Speaker 1: But she goes. He immediately goes, Rachel's not perfect? Are
Speaker 1: there areas of note? Like that's the first thing you asked, Like,
Speaker 1: what don't you like about their interrogating him because they're
Speaker 1: all lawyers? Items items of note? And then the sister
Speaker 1: said when you stated, I was like, are they all lawyers?
Speaker 1: They're all lawyer or there's some sort of the uncle's
Speaker 1: a doctor or the uncle's so I mean it is
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm just I guess I'm also spoiled
Speaker 1: because we're all used to like being around funny, like
Speaker 1: bigger than like. It just felt like every like they
Speaker 1: were just if they were playing a board game, it
Speaker 1: would be a fight to the death. I was so
Speaker 1: intimidated by the sister's collars that were attached to her
Speaker 1: pregnancy dress. Like each one it was the same dress,
Speaker 1: different crazy bejeweled collar. That's tough, though, I thought that
Speaker 1: family was, you know, obviously lovely. Rachel's the shining star
Speaker 1: of that. But that is a tough room to walk into.
Speaker 1: I would be. I don't like you got a lot
Speaker 1: of warm including yeah, you think the brother in law
Speaker 1: would at least be like, I'm married in so like,
Speaker 1: I know this isn't intend like he's the biggest dick
Speaker 1: of all. I know. I did not. I just thought
Speaker 1: like that room was like an interrogation and I, you know,
Speaker 1: I it's like super pumped married into that family and
Speaker 1: you had to get hazed and then some like freshman
Speaker 1: comes in and I'm gonna haze this guy. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're because you're next. I did it, cousin, though I
Speaker 1: would want to hang out with a cousin. She was
Speaker 1: my favorite, was adorable. Harley got introduced and then but
Speaker 1: she she can't seem like a lot like just had
Speaker 1: some joy here. It has been bled out. Yeah, so Peter,
Speaker 1: they loved like like that God, God forbid you say
Speaker 1: I'm in love with your daughter, him saying I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to ask for your permission
Speaker 1: to keep dating to funk her in Spain. And then
Speaker 1: maybe they love that part. They're like, thank you for
Speaker 1: not saying you love our daughter. Loved it. And then
Speaker 1: she said you're playing with her heart. Hold that deer,
Speaker 1: which I thought was nice and like they love a
Speaker 1: lot of parents, wouldn't Katie? What did you find? Katie's
Speaker 1: Katie's face just that she has a doctorate in Human
Speaker 1: development and Social policy Northwestern at the School of Public
Speaker 1: Affairs in American mer City. The sister Constance's not Norwestern? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and did she? And did we find out about her? Can't?
Speaker 1: I can't find that brother automolchanic, what is your your
Speaker 1: what is your guys? Just looking at info about him
Speaker 1: and I can't find much on um Oh yeah for sure,
Speaker 1: Dad house dad um professional tinker model train owner. I
Speaker 1: have seven hundred patents just waiting on clear chronic masterbase
Speaker 1: former clog where aspiring to grow longer beer okay, transitioning
Speaker 1: into crocs, afraid of my wife okay. So then so
Speaker 1: then they come out, so he's now won them over.
Speaker 1: We see Copper Copper's back and um and they say
Speaker 1: this is the most real guy. And then the little
Speaker 1: boy he says, who is this? And he was Peter
Speaker 1: And then the cousin goes, I'll give you a different name.
Speaker 1: Winner loved it. Oh that was excited. Scream for that.
Speaker 1: I don't scream. I think hotel And I was like,
Speaker 1: Fortress doesn't even have a pool. Christy, all right, there's
Speaker 1: one part I'm going to ask when we get there
Speaker 1: if he screamed that was that was when it was
Speaker 1: good back then. That was when we had the whole
Speaker 1: episode ahead of us. Real like, wow, this is gonna
Speaker 1: exactly how I wanted to Peter, like he said he
Speaker 1: loved her. Uh you know, they called him a winner.
Speaker 1: He went him over. But like but again not handy
Speaker 1: because of the a little ay stick in quick? What
Speaker 1: do we do? What do sorry? Back up? Um? So
Speaker 1: then just like Joe and whoever that Gal was in
Speaker 1: the hot tub about her Paradise two seasons ago. Who
Speaker 1: was that Joe and the girl with the eyes? The eyes,
Speaker 1: the eyes Joe and who's the girl remember in this
Speaker 1: first season of Paradise. Yeah, it was it was It
Speaker 1: was too too ago. I missed the first one to
Speaker 1: Joe and that Gal that everybody wanted who and they
Speaker 1: watched them she was like the evil one watched them
Speaker 1: get at We actually watched it happened in the hot
Speaker 1: top and I was like, children are watching this anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we go on. Anything left to say before
Speaker 1: we move on to Eric, anything left for Peter. I
Speaker 1: felt like he gave a good hometown date. He was
Speaker 1: It was not toppy like Rob, but I game a
Speaker 1: good solid A minus. Okay, you don't want to come
Speaker 1: on too strong with the parents and that someone was married,
Speaker 1: just for the fact that he got out of there
Speaker 1: without shooting himself on live television. With that, with with
Speaker 1: the family of I mean, I mean they were lovely.
Speaker 1: They were just so serious. Everything was like so serious,
Speaker 1: not a lot of warmth. It was a total interview,
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, moving on to Eric, who is so
Speaker 1: sweet and when we get there. We're not there yet,
Speaker 1: but when I get there, it's like the poor guy's
Speaker 1: only twenty. Sounds like like stop holding it against him
Speaker 1: that he's never been in love. Every other sentence like
Speaker 1: yeah times like he falls in love with everyone. Pause.
Speaker 1: I pause the episode and I looked at my wife
Speaker 1: and I said, had you been in love before me?
Speaker 1: And she said, of course not. And then she asked me,
Speaker 1: had you been in love before? And I said absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was a mistake. Yeah. Yeah. You don't ask
Speaker 1: those questions. Don't ask don't don't ask them. According to Eric,
Speaker 1: has shut it down. Yes, my favorite. I gotta shut
Speaker 1: it down. He's shutting it down. Shut it down and
Speaker 1: shut it down, shut it down. There's nothing party here, Eric, Eric?
Speaker 1: Is that the tow as we say, Sport's Eric is
Speaker 1: peeking at the right time. God. First of all, he's
Speaker 1: so cute, he's so tall, he looked so handsome, and
Speaker 1: when when we're not in Spain yet, but in that
Speaker 1: I just want to give props to that him in
Speaker 1: a peak coat with that Colorado right, I thought, so handsome, nice,
Speaker 1: that was a he looked great, That was a great jack,
Speaker 1: So handsome, um and he's he's feeling better about himself
Speaker 1: and he's been able to and again he had a
Speaker 1: bumpy launching. He got sidetracked by the most demonic human
Speaker 1: ever and it was late like fucking lee. He got
Speaker 1: the worst. It was, he got caught in this worst trap.
Speaker 1: And I look forward to mentell all when they actually
Speaker 1: get to like it's like, yeah, I guess what abc
Speaker 1: uh he was the worst. He hired a trash bar,
Speaker 1: did it on purpose. I'm sure they did it on purpose,
Speaker 1: but anyway, so um, Eric there in the tower and
Speaker 1: he's so cute because he's flirting, he's grabbing her, he's
Speaker 1: holding her, he's nervous to be up high. His hands
Speaker 1: are shaking. And back home, Brian is just trash talking
Speaker 1: at the Hilton, like this is a big step for him.
Speaker 1: He's never been in love. Was like, you're not only
Speaker 1: are you a mama's boy, not only do you have
Speaker 1: a big face, but you are just like throw each
Speaker 1: fucking dude under the bus. They're gonna watch. There's cameras here,
Speaker 1: and Brian's like, who I would pick Eric's story and
Speaker 1: Eric's personality and roll the dice on someone that hasn't
Speaker 1: been in love. Yes, then fucking she's McGhee who's probably
Speaker 1: bone eight thousand women and told him he's loved them all.
Speaker 1: And then the white the mother comes in and kills
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the mother over that dude. I think
Speaker 1: that observation deck tower moment was the moment when I
Speaker 1: thought he could win. Yeah. I was like, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: afraid of heights. And but she doesn't like any she
Speaker 1: doesn't like weakness at all. But maybe she's coming around
Speaker 1: a weakness. I don't think so. She together it's going
Speaker 1: to be about her, she was. I feel like she
Speaker 1: loves the dominant man like she loves she loves confidence,
Speaker 1: no fear, like she likes to get thrown up against
Speaker 1: the walls. Why I wanted to meet the dad because
Speaker 1: the dad would explain so much about her taste. I
Speaker 1: do think her dad not showing up and being a
Speaker 1: federal judge explained to her. I'm sure her dad is
Speaker 1: explained her attention in the house like the sheriffact is
Speaker 1: the only dad who he's alive, they're married, he's I mean,
Speaker 1: Dean's dad showed up like dad floated in from the
Speaker 1: Because I'm actually so good horrible, I I wanted to
Speaker 1: be my ring tone. I want to wake up every
Speaker 1: monet my god real quick. Though, with Eric, I did
Speaker 1: think I loved their little um uh you know, kind
Speaker 1: of like his fun catchphrases and they're but at the
Speaker 1: end I thought, I remember pausing it last night, going
Speaker 1: I think Eric and Rachel were they're like more like
Speaker 1: high school sweethearts. Yeah, it feels like high school sweethearts.
Speaker 1: And then you grow up and you both get married
Speaker 1: to other people and they and they stay in touch
Speaker 1: and they always remember each That's what it feels. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely right. Yeah, it doesn't feel like her partner's schooling
Speaker 1: him a little bit, and what are you going to
Speaker 1: say to my parents? Prepping him for that meaning? And
Speaker 1: then meanwhile, back at the ranch, Peter says to Brian's face, UM, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's a little ballsy, a little arrogant, and
Speaker 1: it's annoying. Um talking about Eric. He said it, Peters
Speaker 1: talking about Eric, Peters talking about Oh you know what,
Speaker 1: So Brian says to him. Brian goes, well, each of
Speaker 1: our days are going to be different in my relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm going to show them that I have a physical
Speaker 1: connection with her, a spiritual connection. So then we hear
Speaker 1: the voiceover of Peter saying I found it a little
Speaker 1: a little arrogant, and it's a little annoying. And then
Speaker 1: he says to Brian's face, frankly, I find it awkward
Speaker 1: sitting with her boyfriend while her other boyfriend is meeting
Speaker 1: her family. I don't want to be sitting here with
Speaker 1: you right now. It's awesome, Peter, for the win on
Speaker 1: so many Peter was killing it at the Hilton. He
Speaker 1: was because we're not even at Peter's best line at
Speaker 1: the Hilton kind of Peter. Peter was on fire because
Speaker 1: he's again the most honest, rational contestant they've ever had.
Speaker 1: He's right, he like he's a grown man. He's a
Speaker 1: grown mask man. I think he actually might be forty seven.
Speaker 1: It says he's thirty one, but he feels like he's
Speaker 1: stuff and he hasn't had all the injectables. Face is
Speaker 1: normal on Briant. I feel like glass that I could
Speaker 1: see the point where the needle went into this part
Speaker 1: of his mother's spy and every once in a while
Speaker 1: a trickle of blow comes down his face. Mother's is
Speaker 1: there like olgus, I am chill, you like dripping down
Speaker 1: by your nose. But I am chucked. You went on
Speaker 1: a cho and you found your girlfriend your Oh no
Speaker 1: you could. Did you lose weight? Oh you're losing weight.
Speaker 1: Oh oh I got the new purse. Jump inside of
Speaker 1: you with me. Oh my god, Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: that i've I have Prey said that I am the
Speaker 1: worst accenter or in the world. I am. You're doing
Speaker 1: really well. That's our Russian or Christina from last year.
Speaker 1: I live in cupboards, eat a lipstick. We're tappy for bachelor.
Speaker 1: Can't do accents, we can't do act, have well well,
Speaker 1: I look for stable family. Well us president on the wood?
Speaker 1: Where shall we wish? We're on the wet house, my wood,
Speaker 1: I have the vapors, miss on the woo. Hello, can
Speaker 1: I borrow Robin right? For twenty four hours? I do
Speaker 1: things to her. She never forget you need to know
Speaker 1: where a master of accents? And they're none of them
Speaker 1: are except the only good The only good one is
Speaker 1: you're the only one who you're good at Peter's dad
Speaker 1: and you're good at Nick Vaielle right. It was weird less.
Speaker 1: She was like like she kind of want to like
Speaker 1: kiss me, can you do accents, try brans, Mom's bad.
Speaker 1: I can't so then Eric is so nervous to me,
Speaker 1: I've never been, never seeing your family. I've never been
Speaker 1: at this point. I met a family at Thanksgiving in college,
Speaker 1: but it's been a minute. And then and then he
Speaker 1: says to her, what do you see and me? And
Speaker 1: she wouldn't give it up. And then he says, every
Speaker 1: time I'm with you, we just build. And they were
Speaker 1: sweet and playful and and uh, and then he goes,
Speaker 1: this is happening now, and um he's great in it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, would I would be shocked. And after
Speaker 1: that hometown too, he was so like cool. He was like, look,
Speaker 1: whatever happens, I feel better than I ever have in
Speaker 1: my life. He's literally like I get goose bumps. It
Speaker 1: is like the most I think it's probably like the
Speaker 1: most feel good and like lossoming of someone. He's so sweet, wonderful,
Speaker 1: and it's like you know when you met his like
Speaker 1: dad and his his mom, like I withheld love for you,
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Like he didn't stand a chance, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like he's a mirror. He's so sweet,
Speaker 1: his aunties, whether it's just like him. I loved him
Speaker 1: I loved his aunties. I'm rooting for him, and he's
Speaker 1: just such a gentleman. He's so I just more wonderful. Um,
Speaker 1: so then he shows up. I was obsessed with the uncle.
Speaker 1: The uncle. The uncle got a little in the spectrum
Speaker 1: for a moment. It was the glad the glasses can
Speaker 1: I mean, I love his out of glasses. But they
Speaker 1: came down in a crazy way and then he just
Speaker 1: like shot like a bullet up from he was like
Speaker 1: leaning back on the couch and he's like locking it
Speaker 1: up and he goes, weren't you one of the four
Speaker 1: weren't you one of the four guys for the surprise?
Speaker 1: And then um, and then they all started doing the
Speaker 1: dance and he goes, I remember you. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: And then he went back down and then basically were
Speaker 1: like like after humor, he like, that's right, Uncle Richie,
Speaker 1: like that's exactly like to truly watching him wake up
Speaker 1: was incredible. Embarrassed, but yeah, And so then the mom
Speaker 1: grilled him about his upbringing and he was so sweet
Speaker 1: and while he was said, the man in my family
Speaker 1: grew up in the streets, and um, he was talking
Speaker 1: about growing up around and seeing a lot of unhealthy
Speaker 1: relationships and how family is important to me. Family love, family, bond,
Speaker 1: and then he had to go deal with the sister
Speaker 1: in her collar for discuss I think the collar is
Speaker 1: also a boomerang. Yeah, I think she takes it off
Speaker 1: and she almost used it. Yes she did. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yes she did. She filed it down. I was going
Speaker 1: to use it like a stiletto on Ryan. Think it
Speaker 1: starts to beep when her husband drifts too far away
Speaker 1: from home. Ye, yes, yes, I mean he. I just
Speaker 1: felt like he was lovely and honest. His heart was
Speaker 1: open and and he was terrified, and he kept his
Speaker 1: poise and didn't let that incredibly intimidating grilling shut him.
Speaker 1: He's cool. He's the coolest of the three. The thing
Speaker 1: that I always look for in a contestant on any
Speaker 1: of these shows is vulnerability. Be vulnerable, show me that
Speaker 1: this actually matters, make me pretend like this isn't a
Speaker 1: reality show, and then it's not all basically managed by people. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I like about Eric because he feels like
Speaker 1: a real guy who's going through this journey right with
Speaker 1: all of us. Yeah, we have had that for a
Speaker 1: while too, because if you think about it, like Jojo,
Speaker 1: we were stuck with Robbie the Falcon, you know, it
Speaker 1: was like a lot of the Falcon guys and Jojo Seeson.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, Jordan's and his jaggings and
Speaker 1: the Falcon one. It was just like, I feel like
Speaker 1: Caitlin season, we had some vulnerable guys and we haven't
Speaker 1: had any really since Brian is the opposite. Brian's the
Speaker 1: opposite of that. Right, this is why Brian bothers us
Speaker 1: and everybody. If you look on lying Twitter everywhere, everyone's
Speaker 1: just like Brian kill me. I was like getting texts
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of obsessed with yours and she falls
Speaker 1: her ever, Okay, we'll get there. We're gonna get to Okay.
Speaker 1: So then um so then they keep holding it against
Speaker 1: him you've never been in love. But then they say, okay,
Speaker 1: we see that he's not a fairytale person. They liked that,
Speaker 1: but they were still like mad like your twenty seven
Speaker 1: you know. It's just like like he admitted it an
Speaker 1: eight month relationship that kind of pressed like when I
Speaker 1: was twenty and it's like are you Most twenty seven
Speaker 1: year olds haven't had great and like what are you
Speaker 1: talking about Katie. What do you think. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: they're a little like weird about that. I don't think
Speaker 1: it should be such a big deal, and I think
Speaker 1: maybe they're being told to make it a bigger deal.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Yeah, I mean, because you know,
Speaker 1: as soon as Cheeks McGee walks in, the mom's like
Speaker 1: you know, you know, so it felt like just like
Speaker 1: here's here's how these conversations. Although I don't think that
Speaker 1: mom is going to be ruled by anybody, but what
Speaker 1: I feel like that was one that Rachel told her
Speaker 1: about you. Yeah, I'm going to get to the well,
Speaker 1: it's everybody's storyline. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's like, Peter,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Eric, you've never been in love? And
Speaker 1: then Brian, you know, is your in your back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And the answer is yes. And she's going to kill you.
Speaker 1: She already told you. I cut you won. The family
Speaker 1: comes first, the family comes in, so uh, he says,
Speaker 1: over time we get better. I love her in a
Speaker 1: way unconditionally. Um, I want to provide, protect and take
Speaker 1: care of everything. I'm ready to settle down and um,
Speaker 1: congrats to you, he said to the mother for being
Speaker 1: with your husband for thirty eight years. It's a privilege
Speaker 1: to be in your presence, which I thought was so
Speaker 1: that was a great line. It was so sweet. That
Speaker 1: gave me the chills. It's such a smooth line. And
Speaker 1: the mom said, how would that look for you family?
Speaker 1: And he said there was a lot of seas. He said,
Speaker 1: commitment on all cylinders, compromise, communication, have to crunch, quirky pies,
Speaker 1: Corky and Chris rock again, Kristin chenowith Um, sacrifice, understanding,
Speaker 1: and happiness. And then he said, Mrs lindsay, I want
Speaker 1: to ask you if I have the permission to ask
Speaker 1: you to ask your daughter's hand in marriage. And she
Speaker 1: said I feel comfortable with that thought everybody open floors.
Speaker 1: Well she I did think The mom said this now
Speaker 1: a couple of times. She didn't actually say I feel
Speaker 1: great about you proposing to my daughter. She said if
Speaker 1: I feel, yeah, I feel comfortable about my daughter's decision.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want any of these three no, I mean
Speaker 1: it was it was like she was just like, well,
Speaker 1: you know is doing shots and I drug list just
Speaker 1: to feel I'm sure that dad is terrify. So then
Speaker 1: so then they leave. He gives a bro hug to
Speaker 1: the shitty brother in law um and or the bro
Speaker 1: the brother in law gives him a bro hug. I
Speaker 1: feel and then he says, I feel accomplished and I
Speaker 1: feel better. And he said to her, you'd be good,
Speaker 1: You'd be great, peace and love, You'd be great. It's
Speaker 1: like I've said before, it's a miracle season. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just love. I love after you said that. Just
Speaker 1: he's so and the thing is that he's not trying.
Speaker 1: These are things that just come out of him organically,
Speaker 1: and it's one of these sweet things where I don't
Speaker 1: know if if it seems like he's now he's had
Speaker 1: all this in him and it took Rachel to bring
Speaker 1: all of this out. I don't know if he's doing
Speaker 1: the same with Rachel. I don't think so. And so
Speaker 1: I kind of if it doesn't work out with Rachel,
Speaker 1: I want Eric to meet someone where you know she's bringing,
Speaker 1: you know, like he's like it. Just I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're compatible like that. But I felt protective of
Speaker 1: because we have met some of the contestants and he's
Speaker 1: so lovable and he's so handsome, and I just thought
Speaker 1: all the wrong like now that we met, like all
Speaker 1: the wrong kind of ladies are gonna be like, he's
Speaker 1: gonna have ladies and he should partake of that. Why
Speaker 1: not for a little bit. But you hope that he
Speaker 1: finds somebody is bad. They're not gonna know they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not not too in a row, which which is
Speaker 1: very sad. It is sad, But we don't know that
Speaker 1: top on his way out, he'll be like, no, two
Speaker 1: black people in a row, I know no. They would
Speaker 1: probably the one piece of legislation Trump signs black bed rooms.
Speaker 1: I think we're all in agreement. I can speak for
Speaker 1: my people. People in a ditch anyway. So they're they're
Speaker 1: back at the shitty Hilton and it's time for Brian,
Speaker 1: and Peter says, well, Brian's wearing the magic watch. That look,
Speaker 1: it's an ugly watch. My brother and I looked it up.
Speaker 1: It's like an eight thousand dollar watch. So Heightener said
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollar watch to me the other day.
Speaker 1: It's not a hundred thousand dollar watch, doesn't he said
Speaker 1: it on the air. It's a bright bright I don't
Speaker 1: know how to bright ling. Yeah, okay, it's like an
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollar watch. Um, it's ugly. I agree the band.
Speaker 1: It seems like if you're underwater, you could find your
Speaker 1: way to the surface. So then she he says. Then
Speaker 1: Eric says, he's been wearing it every day. That's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, brother, do your thing. If
Speaker 1: she didn't wear the watch, but he wears his, but
Speaker 1: that's not happening. That would oh, that wouldn't have been anything.
Speaker 1: But she wore the watch. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And it's like, we do she did. She wore the watch.
Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna not wear that have been weird. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, well there's and here comes the
Speaker 1: greatest moment of this season. Peter in his lane of honesty.
Speaker 1: This is not a Caddy guy. He is a very
Speaker 1: upfront guy, says to Eric. Well, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: the biggest fan of Brian. He's yeah, he's got that
Speaker 1: confident in Miami swagger. But you know in Miami they
Speaker 1: got a lot of fake boobs, fake asses, and fake cheeks.
Speaker 1: For the way. You can't like, oh no, you did
Speaker 1: not go did? I loved it. I was like, if
Speaker 1: that's the one time in his life he gets Caddy,
Speaker 1: My perfect time, my brother, my brother who's now only
Speaker 1: seen too, but it is so fully And he turned
Speaker 1: to me and he's like, yeah, yeah, we paused my
Speaker 1: sisters like cheeks, No, what's his cheeks? Cheeks? I know
Speaker 1: obviously would be the lips. You got fake lips. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Do you remember earlier on this podcast when
Speaker 1: I didn't see the cheeks? Yeah, I didn't see any.
Speaker 1: Now it's all I can see. All treated me like
Speaker 1: I was being a lunatic. No, no, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: say like I can't, like I'm not good at that.
Speaker 1: But now that's all I can see. It's gotten crazy
Speaker 1: cheeks before you noticed, and now it's like those magic
Speaker 1: book things where like once you see the thing, you
Speaker 1: can't unsee it. I think maybe when he went to
Speaker 1: Miami and he got the haircut his mom hates, uh,
Speaker 1: maybe he got a refill on the plumper he was
Speaker 1: he was with the source of the plumper. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was with Oh god, that was like, I literally my
Speaker 1: heart is racing my brother and ice cream and Hi fiving.
Speaker 1: He gets I can't wait, so uh so I got nervous.
Speaker 1: And again, my brother's never seen the show, and he
Speaker 1: was like, look at her. First thing. She's like I'm
Speaker 1: bringing you to meet my friends, my like my friends
Speaker 1: and because friends first co worker, second, terrace it and
Speaker 1: Lauren no, the other guys like, yeah, we went to
Speaker 1: a baby store in the top of the tower. He
Speaker 1: gets to her friends. Exactly, that wasn't a good sign.
Speaker 1: It made me nervous. And yeah, the ladies they'd all
Speaker 1: hit the dry bar, they had blowouts and their cold
Speaker 1: shoulders friends the superd a full blowout. They'd gone to
Speaker 1: like Blushington and gotten lashes off, and then outcome the
Speaker 1: mimosas and it's all just like loose lips and everybody's
Speaker 1: talking and the wind is making their hair look like crap. Exactly,
Speaker 1: I got all of them. They were like, I just
Speaker 1: gotta fucking forty five dollar blowout and now I have
Speaker 1: to like the wind is everybody exactly thank you for
Speaker 1: nothing and so and then she's hanging on Brian. My
Speaker 1: brother goes look at the body language like sure, her
Speaker 1: arm is all over Brian and so and they're like,
Speaker 1: we've never seen you like this. I know it was awful.
Speaker 1: So she starts out. They go telling me about Bryant
Speaker 1: and he goes. She goes, you know what I like
Speaker 1: about Brian. She's like, it's like he's just a a smart
Speaker 1: fucking lady. And yet she goes, he's no gimmicks, no game.
Speaker 1: It's like this motherfucker is all gimmicks, all games, part
Speaker 1: cheesy seven. God, she's I thought he was a douchebag.
Speaker 1: I thought I was like, back to I rewound it.
Speaker 1: I was like, did she just say he was a
Speaker 1: douchebag and he hadn't heard that before? You go with
Speaker 1: your gut exactly if your initial reaction is d bag. Yes,
Speaker 1: he is pursuing her the hardest, though, and she likes that.
Speaker 1: They're all called it from day one with her type.
Speaker 1: She likes alpha, she doesn't like weakness. She wants confident.
Speaker 1: She's the first bachelorette that has never driven on one
Speaker 1: of her dates. The guys always dry. That's the father,
Speaker 1: don't you think that's oh my god? Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: wants a guy like the way he kissed her, the
Speaker 1: fact that he wasn't like she wasn't like good out,
Speaker 1: like get the funk out, like that first confident tongue
Speaker 1: violation that she was like, I loved it, and shove
Speaker 1: it deeper. And she first goes, he goes and she goes,
Speaker 1: are you bad? Are you bad? Are you bad? But
Speaker 1: am I in danger? It was like I love the
Speaker 1: Bachelor and the Bachelor and all that all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but it's when the tongues come out that I just can't.
Speaker 1: Peter had a few moments that I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I know Heightener likes all that tongue kissing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he does, he loves it. The Heightener is like hilarious
Speaker 1: slash you know, yeah, he's discussed. He's a little creepy
Speaker 1: gross yeah. And I couldn't. Oh my god, And I
Speaker 1: can't wait to go. I can't wait to see him again.
Speaker 1: I was tired him this morning. Here. He loves you
Speaker 1: as much as you love him. He was like, he couldn't.
Speaker 1: He loved you and paget Rob come on next, and
Speaker 1: you have to be you know, we got invited. He's busy.
Speaker 1: You weren't trying to work it out. Next time, we'll
Speaker 1: book around you. Next time. We just want to hang
Speaker 1: out with you. We'll book her on you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: book her on your touch you. I just did so
Speaker 1: some of the lassits so um. So then he goes
Speaker 1: so then the so he meets the family and they're
Speaker 1: like tongue kissing all the way up to that fucking mansion.
Speaker 1: She grew up in a mansion, that is, yeah, she
Speaker 1: he grew up in a mansion, so that and then
Speaker 1: she goes. He goes, well, I'm my mom's only child.
Speaker 1: My mom's only child, so let me go. Is that
Speaker 1: other woman who was there is that his dad's child?
Speaker 1: Like what does that mean if they've been to their
Speaker 1: forever years my mom's only child. I couldn't add it up.
Speaker 1: So then um, he goes, I love my mother dearly.
Speaker 1: She's the number one woman in my life, always the
Speaker 1: unconditional love. And then he said to me another scream discuss,
Speaker 1: like he said to her mother's face, I want to
Speaker 1: love the same woman over and over for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. That was the grossest a boner again
Speaker 1: and again with these cheeks, Like when I say love,
Speaker 1: I mean yes, I'm in a finger blast daughter over
Speaker 1: the kitchen, over and over, right above the garbage, because
Speaker 1: I can't suck my mom and she's the second best woman.
Speaker 1: I'm a in the onsuite bathroom. If I if you
Speaker 1: and I were dating, and I said, you know, my
Speaker 1: mom's a number one woman run for the hill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a flare gun in my back pocket and
Speaker 1: started shooting that flare off. You don't want a guy
Speaker 1: to hate eat their mom, but you don't want her
Speaker 1: to be number one. Weird, weird phrasing. Don't say it
Speaker 1: like that. You go, yeah, I love my mom. She's
Speaker 1: a great lady. She did a great specially when you're
Speaker 1: thirty seven years old. She said number one woman in
Speaker 1: my life. There's red flags and then there's like a
Speaker 1: red tent where she was like, Nola Merkel is the
Speaker 1: number one. I'd be like, can we get married to me?
Speaker 1: Understand that? I understand straight up? Keeping Europe together? Somebody
Speaker 1: needs to come in somebody, Okay. So then um so
Speaker 1: then oh, here comes the best part. Here comes the
Speaker 1: best part. I don't know what was going on. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that was. Oh that's weird. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then this is this is this is the moment. Clearly
Speaker 1: Rachel told her terrifying mother about his terrifying mother. Producers did.
Speaker 1: I think Rachel did, because I don't think she could
Speaker 1: be manipulated by the producers. I feel like she was like, honey,
Speaker 1: that's a r I they were and the other Well,
Speaker 1: I think she heard about how it went with Olga
Speaker 1: and Olga said I will kill you, and like, I
Speaker 1: think maybe Rachel told like I think she knows Rachel
Speaker 1: really likes him, and she's like, honey, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Like she think she heard about the mother. That's like,
Speaker 1: we're not it's about the family. You're marrying the family.
Speaker 1: So she goes in a marriage, when you and your
Speaker 1: when your wife and your mother bump heads, where does
Speaker 1: your loyalty lie? And then and then he and then
Speaker 1: she goes, well, if you can't choose, where is the priority?
Speaker 1: And then uh and then they were like and she
Speaker 1: was like, mom, he just answered that like it was
Speaker 1: the most awkward thing. And then he starts going, well,
Speaker 1: I felt like she was my girlfriend after the week.
Speaker 1: And they were like, what do you mean girlfriend after
Speaker 1: a week? And then literally he they started grilling him.
Speaker 1: He excused himself and then wait, wait, wait, hold up
Speaker 1: that that moment that you described with the mom, if
Speaker 1: what you know? He says, wife like it was hard
Speaker 1: for him to say yeah. Then she asked him again
Speaker 1: and that when Rachel was like he said and he
Speaker 1: literally was like Olga, like he literally was about to
Speaker 1: say mother. It really was like that. It really he waited.
Speaker 1: There was a huge clause, and then Rachel was like,
Speaker 1: he just answered it like because it's not going to
Speaker 1: be her, It's not going to be the mom. You know.
Speaker 1: I thought that was like such like I literally like
Speaker 1: he was gonna say a mother, a very very political answer.
Speaker 1: And then she took like a couple words out of
Speaker 1: his super long essay about the answer and said, well
Speaker 1: he answered it. Well, no, he said, a bunch of
Speaker 1: other ships around you think was the answer. He knows
Speaker 1: his mom's going to watch the show and yeah, And
Speaker 1: I guess the thing that sent him out that she
Speaker 1: was like, shut up was they said what oh, because
Speaker 1: the fucking brother in law starts just getting another This
Speaker 1: is when I was like, yeah, mr, he goes, what
Speaker 1: qualities does she enhance in you? And then they go
Speaker 1: you're in a bubble. This is in front of him,
Speaker 1: and then the fight with the mom and then uh,
Speaker 1: we need to get comfortable in the way. We we
Speaker 1: needed some clarity. And then she said, well, what more
Speaker 1: did you need to know? So he leaves the uncle
Speaker 1: still eating the brother. The brother in law says, um,
Speaker 1: oh god, he was such a Dick, and she said,
Speaker 1: you're approaching it from an emotional level. She goes, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not. She goes, you are, and he goes, hold
Speaker 1: lot of seck your mother. Your reaction to your mother
Speaker 1: was extremely emotional. And it's like my brother goes, he
Speaker 1: looks like redhead Fred Armiston on Portland Ya. How could
Speaker 1: you not approach approach it emotionally. And the fact that Brian,
Speaker 1: they were like, what is it about Rachel's He's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go take a dump. I was like, where
Speaker 1: is he going? So weird it for so long, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like talking in a minute. It was like
Speaker 1: I think he really just did go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And yeah, when did he say legacy? I wrote down legacy.
Speaker 1: I can't he used the word like starter, legacy or something,
Speaker 1: and I literally was like, he said the word legacy.
Speaker 1: The looks she was shooting everybody, the look she was
Speaker 1: shooting everyone, it was like new role, new role. If
Speaker 1: you're Ginger, shut the funk up, ger All Ginger, shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. Because she was panicking, because you could
Speaker 1: she could tell like anything, she likes him the best,
Speaker 1: she likes him, he wants to be with him, and
Speaker 1: that family was like, oh fuck no, yeah, they shut
Speaker 1: it down. Shut I mean the coutaway looks to the
Speaker 1: family were amazed. I mean, no one that sister was
Speaker 1: gonna kill him because everyone can see everyone is on
Speaker 1: the same page with Brian in the entire world, except
Speaker 1: for Rachel because she's seeing which wants because she wants
Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, so bad out. I hope he's bad
Speaker 1: in bed, he's not. What if his cheeks fall out,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I mean I would probably
Speaker 1: find him disgusting in bed. But like if she liked
Speaker 1: that kiss you like she like he does it for her,
Speaker 1: like she has like a little little yeah. But then
Speaker 1: it all amounted to nothing because then after that the
Speaker 1: family kind of like like sorry about that. Sorry about
Speaker 1: to come under fire. It was somebody said who said
Speaker 1: to her, hit your boy pretty hard. Good to see
Speaker 1: how much you care about this individual who said that.
Speaker 1: I think the ginger said that because she was like,
Speaker 1: you know me, and I'm going he doesn't know you,
Speaker 1: I know, like, and I like him saying this individual
Speaker 1: hit your boy pretty hard. Good to see how much
Speaker 1: you care about this individual who talks like that. Someone
Speaker 1: who has been through it before already. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: he's got some sort of deranged like Stockholm syndrome. The brother, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's outside talking to pregnant, big color but jeweled
Speaker 1: caller sister Constant, and then he goes, I'm falling in love.
Speaker 1: He's like, well that. She goes, well that it's fast
Speaker 1: and because well, I love this family already. She because
Speaker 1: love this family. You've noticed that you've already been Within
Speaker 1: an hour and a half that was in he was
Speaker 1: like throwing the L bomb around about neighbors and every
Speaker 1: like it's like, I love your shoes, I love you,
Speaker 1: I love you, I love your onborn baby, I love
Speaker 1: the outfit that I chose, I love this carpet, I
Speaker 1: love the film Blade Runner, I love pe uh. And
Speaker 1: the mom says, um, tell me about some red flags.
Speaker 1: And then she says, I absolutely feel like I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with Brian. And the mom the mom was like,
Speaker 1: she was like, do you you don't think you can
Speaker 1: fall in love after a month, And the mom was
Speaker 1: like Nope, no don't. Yeah, yeah, I I you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted the mother to be like the mother was
Speaker 1: like not having any of this like sort of fast
Speaker 1: love and I felt like the mother was going to
Speaker 1: be like, I'm still trying to fall in love with
Speaker 1: your father. It's taking me thirty eight years. Like I
Speaker 1: feel comfortable now, like I would say, I'm falling in
Speaker 1: love with your father. But like it was she wasn't.
Speaker 1: She said, like the word love is really like that
Speaker 1: was like a trigger. Rachel says in a British accent,
Speaker 1: does that make you uncomfortable? And then Ryan goes to
Speaker 1: the mom. He did not ask in the proper order.
Speaker 1: He says, I will be proposing to your daughter at
Speaker 1: the end of this if given the opportunity. He didn't
Speaker 1: say I love, Like if I'm given the chance, I
Speaker 1: would love. He said, I will be proposing to your daughter,
Speaker 1: and uh, yeah, I didn't. Yeah, that's the other two guys, right,
Speaker 1: It's like, oh no, I will no question. And she
Speaker 1: gave the same answer right where she was like, I
Speaker 1: means confident. Anything else about about the Dallas before we
Speaker 1: go to larioh okay, let's get to meels up. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I love the I love the picture of the
Speaker 1: plane going to Spain. Just for the dummies in America,
Speaker 1: don't know where put on your best cork wedges. And
Speaker 1: hot jeans because we're going to sneaky snake. You have
Speaker 1: no shame snake in the It's my favorite thing. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I should have warned you that is ny.
Speaker 1: I can't say. The only that's the only good impression
Speaker 1: that I do is Kenny angry. I like, I like,
Speaker 1: I like your old girl. I am. Then chalk, you
Speaker 1: go on this choke and you love so many there's
Speaker 1: so many women, so many women, you've dated so many women?
Speaker 1: Have you lost weight? Did you cut your hair? You
Speaker 1: look good? Oh? Okay. So then we're in hot Spain.
Speaker 1: My French teacher told me he would pass me if
Speaker 1: I never took the class again. So I was so
Speaker 1: disruptive and bad at accents, and like NC, what state
Speaker 1: is Spain? In? Okay, in Chicago. So then we feel
Speaker 1: all the bells are going. And by those three bells,
Speaker 1: she says, I knew I will fuck three men here,
Speaker 1: and they all we see all three of them prepping, lying,
Speaker 1: each one lying, getting their fucking sucky, fucking bed. Sorry
Speaker 1: you can cut that out. That's disgusting having Okay, each
Speaker 1: person getting their love making arena prepped the the octagon
Speaker 1: for whatever goes on and yeah, you're talking like you
Speaker 1: have to set up chairs or something. Stand. So then
Speaker 1: she says, if all goes well on this date with
Speaker 1: all three guys, then I will offer the guys the
Speaker 1: fantasy suite and we will get alone time. And I
Speaker 1: plan on taking full advantage of every second I have
Speaker 1: with them because I need clarity to sort through my
Speaker 1: feelings to get to the one. And never did I
Speaker 1: ever feel this way about three men at once at
Speaker 1: the same time. And I will three men and clarity
Speaker 1: equals organ Yeah, I need to know who's gonna bone me. Well,
Speaker 1: be seeing stars, girl, that's what you're gonna be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she has told you know what I mean, like, how
Speaker 1: can you possibly go into a proposal without banging them?
Speaker 1: You have to. She's also very religious. I mean, did
Speaker 1: that lay in and a church? Going modern? Super physical?
Speaker 1: She's like physical touch is very important, Okay, very important.
Speaker 1: So then Peter, Peter has his Okay, so we're slipping in,
Speaker 1: we're walking, we're walking just a ho ho. So that
Speaker 1: Peter's walking down this street and my brother goes wholehard
Speaker 1: hold the presents. That shirt is a fucking deal breaker.
Speaker 1: That T shirt that had the one camel pocket. You said,
Speaker 1: you said, Dave, you said, where's he hiding? He's not hiding.
Speaker 1: You can't hide with that one one pocket is that camouflaged?
Speaker 1: You can't go hunting in that shirt. You can't. So
Speaker 1: what's the camel for? But yeah, you can't keeping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a bad shirt. He had a bad shirt
Speaker 1: in Dallas, like a T shirt that was covered in roses.
Speaker 1: He needs. He might have gotten them at the salon.
Speaker 1: I've got her that Benatar haircut. Maybe there was, like
Speaker 1: Rachel got her eyelashes. Yea, the green, the green. She
Speaker 1: loves a green shadow. I mean, she's a gorgeous girl.
Speaker 1: But the green whoa come sneak? S Nick is nick
Speaker 1: is neck a snake? I like a green shadow too.
Speaker 1: Reminds me of field behind ship Let's stick. So then
Speaker 1: where Russia shadow eyes you? What did that mean? I
Speaker 1: don't understand that at all. So the first bone zone
Speaker 1: up is Eric and she's weared. Eric's never been a
Speaker 1: lot like, Okay, we get the storyline. We get the storyline. Um,
Speaker 1: the helicopter is there and um, and then it's so
Speaker 1: cute they go one on one full of fun, Big
Speaker 1: rag Biggie play a player. Ray Jack the cutest and
Speaker 1: then their wine country there in wine Country, and so
Speaker 1: they're hiking and she is in She's just hiking in
Speaker 1: the highest heels ever. And then they walked to the top.
Speaker 1: She's like, I could. I could do this every day.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, anybody could because it's fucking helicopter rides
Speaker 1: the prettiest place ever. East ends behind her kind of
Speaker 1: like dry humping her from behind over the wall. She
Speaker 1: looked good in those geans and I mean, she's no
Speaker 1: Swedish Latina overall. Can you do? Can you do? Probably?
Speaker 1: Um uh orga, Oh my god, god, I was nervous
Speaker 1: for that. I legitimately my stomach dropped a little. Did
Speaker 1: I get it? Did I get it? Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Will you? Scooed them puppets in Miami? This readership in Miami.
Speaker 1: I am choked. You go on that job. It's like sampling.
Speaker 1: I do sampling. Okay. So then so then they go,
Speaker 1: She's like, what they did? And they got to the
Speaker 1: top of the hill and then when they do they
Speaker 1: they they made the wish and it was so cute
Speaker 1: and she says, what did you learn about me? At
Speaker 1: my home to home day? She likes to hear a
Speaker 1: lot about herself. And then they ring the bell and
Speaker 1: then um, he says, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 1: But with you, but with Rachel. I mean it's just
Speaker 1: everything that he says. I'm like, you're the best. I'm
Speaker 1: so in love with you. So then he says, but
Speaker 1: the moment was the hot. Yeah, she said, all comes
Speaker 1: back to the hot. Yeah, chemistry, eye contact, emotional, um,
Speaker 1: so vulnerable and she's choking up in her eye make
Speaker 1: up again was on point listen to this, So I
Speaker 1: guess they're at dinner now, and then they and then
Speaker 1: she goes, how do you feel? And um, and he says,
Speaker 1: you embody everything that I have? What ever? Funny that
Speaker 1: that conversation. First of all, I thought she was gonna
Speaker 1: take him out with those eyelashes. I thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna scratch his face. But um, but then she's like,
Speaker 1: but you know, how do you feel? Like? I just,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, I just feel amazing in what wait,
Speaker 1: like name three words? Like she's just like prompting. She
Speaker 1: really wanted that I love and a part of me
Speaker 1: is like, if she doesn't pick him, it was like,
Speaker 1: you're forcing this guy to say it you're making him
Speaker 1: say it, and then if you cut him like she
Speaker 1: like Eric repeat after me, Yeah, I love you. She
Speaker 1: was literally forcing him and then he said it. He said,
Speaker 1: I'm in mouth. He says, I am in love with you.
Speaker 1: I try to run um, but that's not happening anymore.
Speaker 1: And I'm here and this is it. I'm here for you.
Speaker 1: So Rachel Lindy, I love you. And then they out
Speaker 1: came to Chris Harrison letter where's the fucking skeleton key?
Speaker 1: Where's the kid? Kid? Yeah, Stone, where's the skeleton key?
Speaker 1: All right? So then he says all in for the
Speaker 1: wind and uh. And then they go back to the
Speaker 1: hotel again. It was no sandals Jamaica. They just like
Speaker 1: a couple of they put a couple of vote of
Speaker 1: candles in, some attempting to be POUTTI hotel and then um,
Speaker 1: and then she says I'm going to take the night,
Speaker 1: or somebody says, I'm going to take the night to
Speaker 1: go deeper and open up more. And then the lights
Speaker 1: went out and then their lights came on, and then
Speaker 1: the fuck me bed was right there and she was
Speaker 1: wearing a onesie, a doctor Denton wendie. I had there.
Speaker 1: I did. I took a picture of the bed. Um,
Speaker 1: it's actually gonna be our fly here this week? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Look at that basically, and they're like
Speaker 1: in case America, in case you weren't certain, they bow'd
Speaker 1: like yeah exactly, and they really got at it, and
Speaker 1: that that bedroom wasn't any wider than the bed like
Speaker 1: other seasons they've had, like dipping pools again, yeah, even
Speaker 1: the Yeah, it was super not romantic. Yeah, this was
Speaker 1: like you get the bed, you get to vote of kids,
Speaker 1: the budget. Then they went to a youth hostel. I
Speaker 1: can I'll be the viceroy guys, and it was right there,
Speaker 1: like the bed was right there. But they clearly banged.
Speaker 1: And then I enjoyed at the very end of the
Speaker 1: tail end of the episode where they couldn't talk because
Speaker 1: the bells and the bird, she seemed like hungover and
Speaker 1: irritated by sound. Yeah, I like that, like that before sex. Actually, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I quiet to focus. Don't say my name, don't say
Speaker 1: my name. I really I was kind of bum We
Speaker 1: didn't get a me like I know they usually. I
Speaker 1: felt like they kept it classy for them. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: didn't have time to a d R it later you
Speaker 1: know they will for Brian, they add it, all right,
Speaker 1: So anything for anything else, Katie, anything you want to
Speaker 1: say about Eric's Fantasy's okay. So now we're down to Peter.
Speaker 1: Now we're down to Peter, and and I look at
Speaker 1: my DVR and I realized we only have I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I was panicking. I was saying, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the what the fuck? We need to have two
Speaker 1: sex scenes in the next episode. Yeah, we better, we better?
Speaker 1: He better. Well, he's at he's at through. I feel like,
Speaker 1: and there's no way she was gonna let She was
Speaker 1: either going to cut him, but in order to stay,
Speaker 1: she wasn't exiting that room without him boning her again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder I cannot wait for the transition line because
Speaker 1: they're just like not saying it's a tough pivot. And
Speaker 1: what is the pivot line gonna be? Well, I have
Speaker 1: you here, take your pants off, exactly, take your dickie lifted,
Speaker 1: dickie up man, dickie, shove it in, and maybe you'll
Speaker 1: get closer to an engagement exactly. So Peter. So then
Speaker 1: so then this is he shows up there at a
Speaker 1: vineyard and he says to her, well, that's the wrong
Speaker 1: thing to wear in the breeze, and I'm like, bro, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like bro, Like he's so fucking practical. I'm like, Peter, even,
Speaker 1: I'm falling out of love with you and I've been
Speaker 1: your die hard since everyone that you were boring, and
Speaker 1: I was like, so on board. It's like, you don't
Speaker 1: tell a girl just sexy for you, she put on
Speaker 1: her vineyard fuck me pumps and to go with that,
Speaker 1: you're not wearing a practical outfit for the breeze. But
Speaker 1: he actually isn't ready for marriage, because you don't say
Speaker 1: that to your wife. No. No, I woke up and
Speaker 1: check the weather and I decided to go with this outfit.
Speaker 1: It's surprising that you're going with something that doesn't do
Speaker 1: well in this weather. I mean, I wish you'd texted
Speaker 1: me before because we could have had a whole conversation
Speaker 1: about what kind of love your blazer. Look At the
Speaker 1: line he's fully lined into. It's like it's like a
Speaker 1: like a barber shop, fully lined inside the whole inside
Speaker 1: his line. Yes, ma'am in the seven peters, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was. He was once. He bowed her once,
Speaker 1: He once once the dry hump or not so dry.
Speaker 1: Hump happened in the hot tub. I feel like he
Speaker 1: lost his pepper in his pot. He needed the thrill
Speaker 1: of the like they didn't do him a favor by
Speaker 1: letting it happen. Maybe they did that because they wanted
Speaker 1: him to be the bachelor and they let him her
Speaker 1: early to get it one. How could be the bachelor
Speaker 1: if he doesn't want to exactly, Like that's what makes
Speaker 1: snartive and feel like is he going to be able
Speaker 1: to learn to love? But Nick could love? And Nick
Speaker 1: was like, I've stopped loving. I've loved, I've loved out,
Speaker 1: I've loved everybody too hard. I'm moving above the grove
Speaker 1: and I've just given up. Yeah, I think that's a
Speaker 1: huge risk to have him on as a bachelor if
Speaker 1: he can't get there because he's not playing the game
Speaker 1: and he's so practical. So there they are, they're in
Speaker 1: the vineyard and they have the guy who's talking to
Speaker 1: them in Spanish, singing, and then they give him the
Speaker 1: skeleton key. I'm thinking that's passion, Like Peter, this guy
Speaker 1: is fucking serenading them, talking in Spanish. They don't know
Speaker 1: what he's saying, but like, that's passion and there's dead
Speaker 1: fish Peter standing there looking handsome. But like that song
Speaker 1: went on for seventy I literally was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get a snack, come back in Rio, still singing,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god, I'm wrap shuffle off the
Speaker 1: dusty trail. And it did not go anywhere. There was
Speaker 1: no punch. Oh my god, it just trailed off. And
Speaker 1: he's like, I missed my wife. She's in the winery somewhere,
Speaker 1: buried under seven Rio. Here's the key, go fight. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen anybody actually a human body in seven years.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He gives him the key, their own
Speaker 1: wine seller for rock Hill and Pedro and uh. And
Speaker 1: then that was sweet. And then they go outside and
Speaker 1: he's like, look, I'm just I'm not going to propose
Speaker 1: or not. And then all of a sudden, this little
Speaker 1: girl comes up and cock blocks them. But then he
Speaker 1: realized it was actually the producers doing him a solid,
Speaker 1: because this fucking dead fish needed to have a sexy date.
Speaker 1: He needed some alcohol, he needed to get his feet
Speaker 1: in the grapes, he needed to fucking loosen up. And
Speaker 1: then finally, and she finally had to say based me,
Speaker 1: and he goes what and she goes kiss me, Peter,
Speaker 1: kiss me, you fucking bobble head. Shove your gun cold, say,
Speaker 1: shove your goddamn tongue in my fucking throat. Are you alive?
Speaker 1: You have a pulse? And then he was a big
Speaker 1: open out. Oh, she likes his kissing style. It's just
Speaker 1: similar to Brian Blue. It's like a guppy moist lip.
Speaker 1: Just yourself, don't drink wine. They're stepping on yea. So
Speaker 1: then it got kind of hot. They were sexy. The
Speaker 1: little cock block leaves otherwise known as a child, the
Speaker 1: tiniest cock bloves and then do you have any cockblooks?
Speaker 1: The tiniest cock block of all leaves us rio hot
Speaker 1: and they go. So they go, they go back to
Speaker 1: the Hilton Espanola, And at first it felt like it
Speaker 1: was good. He pulled out the cork and party. He
Speaker 1: was like, motherfucker, you should have written on the cork,
Speaker 1: don't make her, make her You and you were at
Speaker 1: on the cork. It's like it should have said like
Speaker 1: like she got teary eyed. But then it was like,
Speaker 1: and here's a fucking sharpe, you know, here, and here's
Speaker 1: a job for you kind of said like the first
Speaker 1: day for the rest of my life. Like it's like
Speaker 1: something that was his opportunity. Even I want to cork
Speaker 1: you some bubble head, get it. You would be a
Speaker 1: great cork mate, coming in with the romance. You know
Speaker 1: what gold posts through your car? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: wish I wish we could both be the best at
Speaker 1: the same time. Amazing, like what like what Caitlin and
Speaker 1: ding Dog did, but neither of us get kicked off.
Speaker 1: I wish they would just done the whole season with
Speaker 1: both of them my art and that's like my dream.
Speaker 1: You got the dudes, I'm like the yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we compare notes and you think everyone's swappy. You mean
Speaker 1: the slippy slappy swippy swappy. You wouldn't have you would
Speaker 1: have made out with crazy Alex the Magician mathematics in
Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago. I'm good. I'm solid that he
Speaker 1: would be made out with earlier and removed quickly like
Speaker 1: oh what did I do? I'd like to hang out
Speaker 1: with him. I want to hang on to his top
Speaker 1: knot and like the around it like a like a
Speaker 1: worly game. So the reason she likes Brian is that
Speaker 1: he would have written on the cork yeah exactly, yeahated Cork. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, she would have loved except it would have
Speaker 1: been totally misspelled. And then so then and then she
Speaker 1: was like, um, okay, before we got rudely cock blacked
Speaker 1: and made sexy time. So where do I stand on that? Funny?
Speaker 1: She has been thinking for a few hours. I want
Speaker 1: a proposal. I did not come here for a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I want a husband and I want a family. And
Speaker 1: I could have stayed in Dallas, motherfucker. So are you
Speaker 1: I like you? I fucked you maybe or maybe not.
Speaker 1: I at least maybe had a little um and then
Speaker 1: and then and then I did not come here to
Speaker 1: just a boyfriend. And he said, well, I believe engagement
Speaker 1: equals marriage. And I know Cage's gonna get ready to
Speaker 1: be on this because this we all feel strongly about
Speaker 1: this part that she was being a fucking lunatic. Engagement
Speaker 1: niqules marriage and I just want to do it once.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I kind of feel that way too,
Speaker 1: but I think differently. I think differently, But it's like
Speaker 1: and then and I couldn't understand which, So I want
Speaker 1: to hear what you guys have to say about She's
Speaker 1: because crazy I was siding with her because I again
Speaker 1: not realistic but good reality TV. So I was like,
Speaker 1: you're on the Bachelor, You're supposed to have done this.
Speaker 1: You can't get to the final three and go I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if I want to actually do that. That's
Speaker 1: what the show is about. So I guess the part
Speaker 1: of me was like I was with her. She was like,
Speaker 1: I could get a boyfriend, but I've gone, I've sacrificed
Speaker 1: my job and my life to be here. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: couldn't he just be like, kight, cool, we could. I
Speaker 1: could ask you to marry me and then we could
Speaker 1: just figure it out. If you're thirty seven, why are
Speaker 1: you holding onto these weird values like but engagement. I
Speaker 1: only want to see it once, and I want to
Speaker 1: do it once, Likesione Peter thirty one. You can't. It's
Speaker 1: how you view the show. Like it's like you're you're
Speaker 1: split because you're like, Okay, it's a game show. You
Speaker 1: want that big moment at the end. But then I'm
Speaker 1: just I get too practically practical, and I think, and
Speaker 1: I'm glad I've had two days. So I was like
Speaker 1: I got her point, but like I really actually being real,
Speaker 1: like he's being real and he's standing every date that
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be forced to be and also
Speaker 1: legally binding. Have you ever ever from a woman's mouth
Speaker 1: had that interpretation of what an engagement means? It was
Speaker 1: so utterly prepositively what did you hear? What did you hear? Well,
Speaker 1: she was just like, I have a real, casual, loose
Speaker 1: definition of engagement. No woman has a casual, loose definition
Speaker 1: of I couldn't figure out what she was saying. I mean, basically,
Speaker 1: under her give me a yeah no, because it's like
Speaker 1: then under her definition, a man and a woman can
Speaker 1: just date for a couple of months get engaged, which
Speaker 1: just means we're gonna keep dating in the fall, Like
Speaker 1: are you know? It means we're gonna get married, We're
Speaker 1: gonna set a date. I know. It was interesting like
Speaker 1: that they kept saying about Eric, like he's never he's
Speaker 1: never been engaged. It's like, how many times have you
Speaker 1: to be engaged if you've never been married? Like, do
Speaker 1: you get engaged if you're married? Was don't you get engaged?
Speaker 1: Like in theory, Yeah, I feel like even dudes who
Speaker 1: were just like commitments here, I'm going to run out
Speaker 1: the door. And throw myself in front of a car.
Speaker 1: Uh have a more serious definition of the word engagement.
Speaker 1: Thousands of dollars on ring. Yeah, what did you think, Katie?
Speaker 1: You thought she was being crazy? Yeah? I thought it
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, I agree with Peter. I think
Speaker 1: you don't want to like ask her to marry you
Speaker 1: if if you aren't sure about it, and like he
Speaker 1: I think I thought he was being very reasonable about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I understand that's why. But you were all right, Rob,
Speaker 1: this is a game show. This is a showy the
Speaker 1: same way that Jen Chef was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: any of these guys. I was like, how day, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: d like, no, We're going to just date for a
Speaker 1: bit and see what this is like. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: an internet rumor and I need people that people tweeted
Speaker 1: at me that Joe Joe and Jordan's got married last weekend.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did. If anybody could answer that
Speaker 1: for me, that'd be great. Oh I thought they did.
Speaker 1: I thought they did. Somebody sent me links, But it
Speaker 1: seems like I think there was a fake site connected
Speaker 1: to the not like it was like actually like a
Speaker 1: really good fake I think. But I think they didn't
Speaker 1: actually get married. I had a chance to interview Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers a couple of weeks ago, and I had so
Speaker 1: jealous right now I could have asked him about his brother.
Speaker 1: Oh no you didn't. They don't like it would have
Speaker 1: been bad for my career. Did you like Aaron? He's
Speaker 1: a sweet guy. Yeah. He had a weird opinion about
Speaker 1: fast food though, what was okay? I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what do you prefer in and outer shake shack? And
Speaker 1: he said the habit, Like what what's happen exactly? It's
Speaker 1: a northern California thing? I think I don't know. So
Speaker 1: Katie is in love with Aaron Rodgers. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: he I don't think he eats me. And they have
Speaker 1: a good veggie burger yeah he said turkey burger, veggie burger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that must be it. I like it because I
Speaker 1: can actually eat there. Astra burger has a good veggie
Speaker 1: burger burger does I'm sorry? I conversers guy, Okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: So here's my question leading up to this. So that
Speaker 1: was so awful. It's so went off the rails and
Speaker 1: a wait, that was like no, beeter like and I
Speaker 1: literally am like so guys, what's gonna happen? Is she
Speaker 1: gonna he? May I touch you? Some of those times
Speaker 1: he was he was at the end of a texedo
Speaker 1: and and so he was in the end of the texedo, Rob, Rob,
Speaker 1: let me touch up. He wasn't in the end a tuxedo.
Speaker 1: So he clearly makes it though he must have at
Speaker 1: least you mean a suit when they're all lined up. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but like he makes it through, he's not because he's flying.
Speaker 1: How do you pivot out of this conversation? Are they
Speaker 1: going to hump who's gonna win? And don't tell me Ibe,
Speaker 1: you know, don't you ever send me a spoiler? Or
Speaker 1: that's why I think part of me doesn't want you
Speaker 1: to go. I can't come. I can't go. I just
Speaker 1: I can't double you know, I'm not have whole Brian,
Speaker 1: And then that rose ceremony is going to be like legitimately,
Speaker 1: we have no idea. I'm not gonna gommately. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna And if you're just in the audience, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go hobnobbed with the various good point I suld
Speaker 1: probably a picture then go you think about all the
Speaker 1: likes you gonna get on Instagram, but how well our
Speaker 1: podcast is doing. You're gonna at some point meet her.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, it's good either way. I just knowing
Speaker 1: is there's two big whammy's in that show. It's the
Speaker 1: first year you're right, Brian, which is gonna be like
Speaker 1: we honest to god, I have no idea. And then
Speaker 1: let's say, let's just say it's let's just say it's
Speaker 1: Peter and Brian. I still have no idea. So I
Speaker 1: think it's legitimate finale that you really honest, Beca's gonna
Speaker 1: make a great case about all of them, and we'll
Speaker 1: get the Bachelor announcement to right. Well, I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: we won't get it till the end of Paradise, maybe
Speaker 1: because last because I know they're going to introduce the
Speaker 1: Paradise cast, but we already know because everything happened, So
Speaker 1: I don't know. Advantage good advantages either way. I just
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. I'm not gonna go. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go, But feel free to email man if
Speaker 1: you think otherwise, and email us at want. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. We gotta keep it separate. We gotta keep
Speaker 1: it separate. So we can just no. I know, but
Speaker 1: I just want to see you your reactions. I know,
Speaker 1: I know we can text in between, call him between
Speaker 1: in between. Let's try to watch it at the same
Speaker 1: time and play at the same time. Okay, wait now,
Speaker 1: I'm going to thank you all for being here. Will
Speaker 1: you help us pick the tweet of the week, and
Speaker 1: you guys that there's been so many fun emails this
Speaker 1: podcast as it's winding down this season, it's truly I'm
Speaker 1: going to say the highlight of my life. This day
Speaker 1: has been the highlight of my life. You enjoy this love.
Speaker 1: You are a really great guest. You were welcome back
Speaker 1: any time. And then we need to take get all
Speaker 1: your personal informations we can talk. Is the I looks
Speaker 1: like I'm online but I can't get to the emails?
Speaker 1: Is it really weird and slow? Okay, well I'm getting there. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm going to at the very end, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: Aaron read the tweet of the weeks that I picked out,
Speaker 1: because here we go, and I'm gonna have Aaron read
Speaker 1: it because I did terrible readings a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: and I really hurt Seth that I just want to
Speaker 1: thank people who and emailing in um uh so, here's
Speaker 1: an email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. This is
Speaker 1: from Laura mink Porter and her husband who is going
Speaker 1: to remain unnamed. Huge fans and friends, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I played Joey you guys for years. My husband and
Speaker 1: I love the podcast. I would love to share his theory.
Speaker 1: I'm why Peter has recently been holding back from rachel
Speaker 1: if you guys, recalling in his high school yearbook he
Speaker 1: stated that he wanted to be on the Bachelor. Well,
Speaker 1: one may think, wow, he's made it, but he's hasn't
Speaker 1: He's on the Bachelorette. Peter is holding back because he
Speaker 1: wants to be the Bachelor. I told you, yes, yes, ma'am, Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, yes. It'sn't that so exciting? Why
Speaker 1: would you want the spotlight to fade? Stay on TV
Speaker 1: as long as you can. But but he doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like that much of allus. I mean it doesn't. He
Speaker 1: seems more really he's calculating. But he did say in
Speaker 1: his high school yearbooks that he wanted to be on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, which is a really, really weird thing to
Speaker 1: say for such a downdoard. Now, granted we also dumb ship.
Speaker 1: We're in high school. Um, I said, I wanted to
Speaker 1: be in a bachelor podcast, so oh okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: then okay, okay, So then here we go. We appreciate
Speaker 1: and we've got so many fun new ratings. You guys,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you telling your friends about us, liking us
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Speaker 1: have somebody from n l M SAT so many details
Speaker 1: it will be like you watched the show but with sound. Well.
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Speaker 1: way too seriously. Okay, here we are. We've made it
Speaker 1: down to the final tweeter of the week. Aaron, we did.
Speaker 1: You guys were so fucking on fire with your tweets
Speaker 1: that they're so funny that I threw in an extra
Speaker 1: one or two for contention because there was so many
Speaker 1: to choose from. Get ready. So basically the way we
Speaker 1: do it is we whittle it down to two and
Speaker 1: then we vote on the two. Okay, so I picked
Speaker 1: these like fifteen, We're gonna whittle it down. No, there's
Speaker 1: like six. Okay, first one, Aaron seth vats, where's the
Speaker 1: footage of Brian stealing away both of Rachel's friends for
Speaker 1: an adjustment? Must beyond the blooper reelctor everybody number two. Yes,
Speaker 1: this blessing is pointless. The pivotal moment is Brian asking
Speaker 1: his mom for permission to ask Rachel's and in marye Ah,
Speaker 1: this one's from Derrick Jackson at n O D like
Speaker 1: three one six. Eric was so emotionally drawn to Rachel
Speaker 1: in the hot tub. By the way, emotional is what
Speaker 1: he named his penis. Damn, don't uh Megan Corbett or
Speaker 1: Megan Corbett because my twin sisters spells it the same
Speaker 1: way at Meg's at Meg Corps. Fake boobs, fake asses,
Speaker 1: fake cheeks is the name of my new ramp album.
Speaker 1: And in keeping it with that, Miami Field will feature
Speaker 1: Pitie at aspiring, Kelly at Kate, Craig ten Brian excuse
Speaker 1: himself to call his mom and tell her to ignore
Speaker 1: that convo because she's number one. Mad Mama equals wife's demise,
Speaker 1: so true. Um next one, Carl Clocker's. That's a great name. Uh.
Speaker 1: What they don't tell you about the Fantasy Suite is
Speaker 1: that Chris Harrison stands in the corner the whole time staring.
Speaker 1: It's like the Blair Witch Project. I'm going to let's
Speaker 1: hear mc at mo MSP. Brian excuse himself from the
Speaker 1: table to pump up his deflated cheese. That was the
Speaker 1: last one. Okay, I'm gonna limit I'm gonna put it
Speaker 1: down to I'm gonna pick it down to three. You
Speaker 1: tell me which too, you think? Okay, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you the three and you can eliminate one. Don't tell
Speaker 1: you about Fantasy that Chris Harris's is in the corner
Speaker 1: of the whole time staring. Brian excuse himself to call
Speaker 1: his mom and tell her to ignore that combo because
Speaker 1: she's number one. Mad Mama equals wife's demise. And fake boobs,
Speaker 1: fake asses, fake cheeks is the name of my new
Speaker 1: rap album. Keeping with that Miami Fiel will feature Okay,
Speaker 1: so it comes down to make uh Megan Kurbit and
Speaker 1: uh Carl Clockers, will you read them again? Megan, fake boobs,
Speaker 1: fake asses, fake cheeks is the name of my new
Speaker 1: rap album and the Keeping with that Miami Field will
Speaker 1: feature pit Bull. Yes, and Uh, I'm gonna say it's
Speaker 1: my personal favorite. What they don't tell you about the
Speaker 1: Fantasy Suite is that Chris Anderson stands in the corner
Speaker 1: the whole time, staring. Okay, Aaron, so you're voting for
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison. I love Megan Megan's, but I'm going with
Speaker 1: Carl Chris Harrison, Carla Clockers, I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 1: fake boob, fake fake cheek rap album. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with pit Bull too. Okay, Katie Oh, ships like Mike
Speaker 1: pins at that but so nice, just like friends, and
Speaker 1: my ass is so much more exciting than his. Where
Speaker 1: they don't tell you about the fantasy series of Chris
Speaker 1: Harris and stands in the corner the whole time, staring
Speaker 1: and fake booths, fake Accidike Cheeks is the name that's that.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Megan core Bit, fake boots, fake My
Speaker 1: new rap up, I'm Gonna Keep Me with the Miami
Speaker 1: Field will feature ple closest one we've ever had. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Well this has been amazing, so we're leaving
Speaker 1: it out. So we think two people think Eric with
Speaker 1: everyone thinks Peter's the Bachelor. To know you think Eric
Speaker 1: and Peter's the Bachelor. I think Eric wins Peters the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: You think Brian wins Peter's the Bachelor? I think I.
Speaker 1: I God, I'm gonna go with Brian wins Peters the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: But I hope that you guy. Brian was born for Paradise.
Speaker 1: He's not going that. We know he's not going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he really was born. So do you stick? Do you stick? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to waffle here. Oh my god, will
Speaker 1: you join us again because you're a g D delay Katie.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you need to say? Oh, we'll
Speaker 1: post the shelter pets of the week on Facebook, but
Speaker 1: I forgot right now nobody adopted a pet and let
Speaker 1: us know this week. I've got my water colors ready
Speaker 1: to go, like two months ago, too late year, it's
Speaker 1: got to be a new one. I I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: paint year old go to a shelter and adopt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't buy no fucking cras pet, some kind of
Speaker 1: a rescue and because you know what, summertime, the animals
Speaker 1: get scared. All the fireworks are running away, they're they're overflowing,
Speaker 1: so they're euthanizing healthy pets. So my water I will
Speaker 1: painting an outsider artist portrait, untalented but filled with that shin.
Speaker 1: I'm the one that didn't get into the Whitney exhibit.
Speaker 1: I am not darger. Hey, that's the outside of reference.
Speaker 1: Good paintings. Lots of little girls with dicks on those
Speaker 1: paintings though, And it was a freaking moving on. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up
Speaker 1: in your tonight. It feels so good. I just gotta
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