1
00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,240
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special holiday season

2
00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,200
Speaker 1: year end episode of like istal.

3
00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:15,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, get appropriate appropriate for the theme?

4
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yes, I see how it's appropriate for the theme.

5
00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,280
Speaker 1: My name's Jack.

6
00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,920
Speaker 2: That over there is.

7
00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,640
Speaker 1: Sentimentizal spliff old good old saints spliff.

8
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,519
Speaker 3: The way too much of that loud.

9
00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,120
Speaker 2: No, it's because I go down the chimneys and my

10
00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,120
Speaker 2: wife says it's actually my pulmonary oncologist says that I'm

11
00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,520
Speaker 2: in a spot of trouble. Good lord.

12
00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,000
Speaker 1: It does sound like something that Santa would say to like,

13
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,760
Speaker 1: get it, get missus claws off his back. It's actually

14
00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,959
Speaker 1: going down the chimneys. It has nothing to do with

15
00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,720
Speaker 1: all the weed I'm smoking.

16
00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,240
Speaker 2: It's all the fiberglass. I'm freebasing. You're freebasing fiberglass. Okay.

17
00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,400
Speaker 1: My kids are at an age where they're reading a

18
00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,080
Speaker 1: lot of books where the bad guy has like a

19
00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,880
Speaker 1: clue that they're a bad guy in their name, Like

20
00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,240
Speaker 1: Luke Siffer, you know what I mean, like that.

21
00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,120
Speaker 2: Wait, where are you going with that one? Luke what

22
00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,480
Speaker 2: Luke Siffer?

23
00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:21,919
Speaker 1: Oh, Lucas Cipher, Yeah, Cipher.

24
00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you're totally fucking up. Star wars. You know,

25
00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:31,679
Speaker 2: Luke Siff, what's all right? That's a guy right, like

26
00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,360
Speaker 2: dark Valor.

27
00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:38,200
Speaker 1: But so my six year old was like, so do

28
00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:42,440
Speaker 1: bad guys always have like something in their name that

29
00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,160
Speaker 1: like backwards it like tells you something. And then we

30
00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,200
Speaker 1: we were like, there aren't really many names like that,

31
00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, I guess Santa would be though,

32
00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:57,560
Speaker 1: right if like Satan, you know, it's just anagram. It's

33
00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,760
Speaker 1: like a little two on the notes, Like Santa can't

34
00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,560
Speaker 1: be the bad guy because it's too close. They barely

35
00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,760
Speaker 1: tried to hide it.

36
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,200
Speaker 4: I wonder what kind of Yeah, let's see Santa close.

37
00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:14,080
Speaker 4: Let's just get some an anagrams, not a not ants casual.

38
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,280
Speaker 4: That's not like a it's ants casual.

39
00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:18,639
Speaker 3: That's right.

40
00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,280
Speaker 1: And these answer are way too casual about getting my

41
00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,839
Speaker 1: kids a ant colony for Christmas.

42
00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:31,520
Speaker 2: So with the gel versus the dirt, the dirt whise,

43
00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:36,240
Speaker 2: Gail's the new kind. You can see right through it

44
00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,040
Speaker 2: and like they light up, so I think you can

45
00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,240
Speaker 2: get I think I can see everywhere. We got that

46
00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,640
Speaker 2: from my nephew a long time ago. Anyway, all that

47
00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,040
Speaker 2: to say, we're here to actually look at grift gift

48
00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,919
Speaker 2: guides with some good ideas, and by good we mean

49
00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,359
Speaker 2: questionable and probably nah fun.

50
00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that so I was saying, like I was thinking

51
00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,919
Speaker 1: about getting the Aunt Colonies until I saw Gwyneth Paltrow's

52
00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:03,200
Speaker 1: gift guide GPS picks in particular, that pretty pretty interesting stuff.

53
00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,760
Speaker 3: I gotta say, do you.

54
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,920
Speaker 2: Got stuff for kids?

55
00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,639
Speaker 3: You know what what is and isn't for kids?

56
00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,880
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah? What child wouldn't want an eight thousand

57
00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,639
Speaker 2: dollars vanity because they're remodeling a bathroom.

58
00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,359
Speaker 3: That's right.

59
00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,800
Speaker 1: There's this one that is a stacking ring, which means

60
00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,839
Speaker 1: it's a ring that you can't wear by itself. It's

61
00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,600
Speaker 1: like meant to be stacked with other rings. And it's

62
00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:31,600
Speaker 1: one thousand, six hundred and forty dollars. So it's like yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,

63
00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:32,080
Speaker 1: yah yeah.

64
00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:32,680
Speaker 3: It's just like.

65
00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:37,440
Speaker 1: An add on ring, like an additional baseline ring for

66
00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,680
Speaker 1: year one thousand, six hundred forty dollars.

67
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,680
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the one that I feel because there's

68
00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,360
Speaker 2: always weird shit on the Goop gift guide. I do

69
00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,960
Speaker 2: not what the fuck is mouth tape miles.

70
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you asked, because I don't fucking know either,

71
00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,360
Speaker 1: mouth tape for the low price of twenty four to

72
00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,840
Speaker 1: ninety five. You can get some VO two mouth tape

73
00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:04,080
Speaker 1: out mouth breathing in mouth taping. So the description for

74
00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,320
Speaker 1: the uninitiated taping your mouth closed at night forces you

75
00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,680
Speaker 1: to breathe through your nose while you sleep, unless your

76
00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,600
Speaker 1: nose is stuffed up, in which case it kills you

77
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,200
Speaker 1: is not said there. But and because mouth breathing can

78
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,200
Speaker 1: be the culprit for all sorts of sleep disruptions like snoring,

79
00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,920
Speaker 1: mouth taping may help you and sound sensitive partners get

80
00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,719
Speaker 1: a better night's rest. This tape set is our favorite.

81
00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,159
Speaker 1: The fabric is a cotton blend with a hypoalergenic medical

82
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,040
Speaker 1: grade adhesive like a typical bandage. As always, consult with

83
00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:37,320
Speaker 1: your physician about any sleep issues and use of this product,

84
00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,640
Speaker 1: which could probably kill you.

85
00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,839
Speaker 2: I love like with any like. It's not a Goop

86
00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,200
Speaker 2: gift unless you tape the or not tape, unless you wow,

87
00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,120
Speaker 2: it's in the brain, unless you google what the product

88
00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,279
Speaker 2: is and say medically sound yeah, like mouth taping, and

89
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,960
Speaker 2: then like web md is like again. The thing that

90
00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,760
Speaker 2: makes it a Goop thing is when like, there's not

91
00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,360
Speaker 2: enough evidence to suggest this is a thing that works. Also,

92
00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,080
Speaker 2: if you're snoring like that, Again, they did do the

93
00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,159
Speaker 2: right thing. It's like contact your doctor please, got forty

94
00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,240
Speaker 2: fucking track. They are shut with.

95
00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:17,040
Speaker 1: Nothing if not legally savvy and uh scared of being sued,

96
00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,880
Speaker 1: so they always do the right thing in the end.

97
00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,120
Speaker 2: This is there's another one on here that's like an Again,

98
00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,560
Speaker 2: it's a two hundred and forty five thousand dollars a

99
00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:35,160
Speaker 2: week expedition to Alaska. Uh huh, holy shit, Like I

100
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,080
Speaker 2: don't even know it's it's basically it's a private super

101
00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,840
Speaker 2: yacht journey through the coastal wilderness and it's the most

102
00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,080
Speaker 2: special way to explore it for only two hundred and

103
00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,240
Speaker 2: forty five thousand dollars a week a week. Yeah, yeah,

104
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,840
Speaker 2: a week a week. That's but it's very standard. If

105
00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,719
Speaker 2: anyone who's a charter to private super yacht knows, I

106
00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,960
Speaker 2: mean obviously that that's that's quite the norm and.

107
00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:00,680
Speaker 1: Not that actually like for real though, like no cap miles.

108
00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,840
Speaker 1: That shit is a good price.

109
00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:08,400
Speaker 2: Cap on my spending. Yes, that's a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic price.

110
00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,400
Speaker 3: Again just to get someone.

111
00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love all of these in the context of

112
00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:19,000
Speaker 1: being gifts that you get for somebody. The mouth breathing

113
00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:23,440
Speaker 1: one in particular like it because the way that sleep

114
00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,040
Speaker 1: apnea and breathe. Other sleep based breathing problems are treated

115
00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,600
Speaker 1: as like by forcing air into your mouth, and this.

116
00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,760
Speaker 3: Is like what if the opposite.

117
00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, instead we deprived it and just like forced you

118
00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,120
Speaker 1: through tough love to nose breathe your way out of apnea.

119
00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,360
Speaker 1: And it also assumes that the obstruction is like in

120
00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:47,880
Speaker 1: your mouth.

121
00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:48,720
Speaker 2: I feel.

122
00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,640
Speaker 1: Kind of you know what I mean, like yeah, yeah, yeah,

123
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't you still get apnea, like even if you're breathing

124
00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:56,880
Speaker 1: through your nose?

125
00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,960
Speaker 2: Well, because it's about an obstruction, right, I think at

126
00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:05,919
Speaker 2: the back of the danger there. Yeah. Look, I'm no doctor,

127
00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,560
Speaker 2: and I use Scotch tape on my mouth for safety

128
00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,880
Speaker 2: because it's it's not it's very funny. Yeah yeah, yeah

129
00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,559
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. Then there's like just all the wellness gifts

130
00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,280
Speaker 2: in this goof guid, I said, goof guide. It really is.

131
00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,680
Speaker 2: There's just like a sauna tense uh hair brush that

132
00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,520
Speaker 2: I guess is the ultimate hair brush, more salt lamps.

133
00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,600
Speaker 2: Thing I didn't know were body balanced magnets.

134
00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know you haven't. Oh my god, that

135
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,400
Speaker 1: actually explained so much. I thought you were onto body

136
00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,280
Speaker 1: balance magnets. You don't know about body balanced magnets.

137
00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,240
Speaker 2: There their ears, their ear seeds for the whole body

138
00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,200
Speaker 2: ear seeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know about ear seeds.

139
00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,200
Speaker 2: That's that's what the description is. It's his body magnets

140
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,040
Speaker 2: ear slayer like ear seeds for your whole body. Ear

141
00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,880
Speaker 2: seeds are seeds placed on your ear to serve as

142
00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,160
Speaker 2: tiny acupressure devices that it's part of like you know,

143
00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,840
Speaker 2: like acupunctures of world. But now they're saying you can

144
00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,280
Speaker 2: put they just realign you by putting these stickers on your.

145
00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, uh.

146
00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,040
Speaker 1: I just saw on I Believe Instagram the Ultimate Gift

147
00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:17,640
Speaker 1: Guide Instagram a like body sock thing that is being

148
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:22,679
Speaker 1: sold as a treatment for ADHD. It's like you put

149
00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,080
Speaker 1: yourself in a body sock that like puts pressure all

150
00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:30,360
Speaker 1: over your body and that somehow allows you to sleep

151
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,200
Speaker 1: with ADHD.

152
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,720
Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, just does it work? Oh yeah, yeah,

153
00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:37,240
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.

154
00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,679
Speaker 1: I'll go like based on the performance of the person

155
00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,000
Speaker 1: in the commercial, because it did have some real infomercial

156
00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,440
Speaker 1: vibes to it. But yeah, it seems it seems like

157
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,760
Speaker 1: they were sleeping like a baby.

158
00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,640
Speaker 2: It does say for for children with sensory processing disorders

159
00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,960
Speaker 2: like autism or ADHD, body socks can play a significant

160
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,120
Speaker 2: role in helping these children improve their emotional I don't

161
00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,720
Speaker 2: know that's from that's from a website.

162
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,080
Speaker 1: The people in the commercial were adults and they were

163
00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,720
Speaker 1: just like ooh cozy and didn't look it did look

164
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,720
Speaker 1: very good to me, So I might try that ship.

165
00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:15,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shall we move on to Oprah?

166
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,840
Speaker 1: A couple other things from Gwyneth. One of my favorite

167
00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,679
Speaker 1: things that she's ever posted is a photograph of her

168
00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,439
Speaker 1: groceries and she was like, this is all you can

169
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:33,480
Speaker 1: afford on like snap payments for a whole week of

170
00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:38,000
Speaker 1: groceries like that, basically like that, it's fucked up. We

171
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,360
Speaker 1: need to give poor people more money. But then like

172
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,320
Speaker 1: her groceries that she was buying where it was like

173
00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,520
Speaker 1: clearly an organic market. It was like eight lines and

174
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,080
Speaker 1: you know, basically just the ingredients for organic guacamole. Like

175
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,360
Speaker 1: the pricing was fucking wild. There was no like beans

176
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,720
Speaker 1: or rice or any of the staples. So I do

177
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,520
Speaker 1: just have to shout out a couple of the food

178
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,559
Speaker 1: gifts that she's recommending like an eighty eight dollars seasonal

179
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,360
Speaker 1: citrus box grown with love and picked by hand in

180
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,959
Speaker 1: Ohi Valley, a mere eighty eight dollars for some.

181
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,520
Speaker 2: For three pairs, three loose pairs exactly.

182
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,200
Speaker 1: They just come in in an Amazon box, just loose, just.

183
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,760
Speaker 2: Fucking all mushed up too. Yeah, oh god.

184
00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:30,360
Speaker 1: And then we have this luxury Grand Master Chess Pieces set.

185
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,520
Speaker 3: What makes your kid? You can make such luxury?

186
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:39,360
Speaker 1: You ask it being completely fucking impractical because inside this

187
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,560
Speaker 1: handsome green croc embossed briefcase, this it appears to be

188
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,840
Speaker 1: made of crocodile skin on the outside is a complete

189
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:51,040
Speaker 1: chest set handcrafted in Los Angeles from rich dark and

190
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,000
Speaker 1: white chocolate. Use the pieces to play on the green

191
00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,640
Speaker 1: and white board and when the game is over blown

192
00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,640
Speaker 1: up a teat my friend three hundred and fifty dollars

193
00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:05,000
Speaker 1: for a chess set. Uh that you can use once? Wow,

194
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,199
Speaker 1: and then you're you're meant to eat it or it's

195
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,360
Speaker 1: just gonna like melting your on your fingers.

196
00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you're not fucking playing with that. What do

197
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,760
Speaker 2: you do? You have to play like in a fucking

198
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,720
Speaker 2: open like outside in the cold, so your body heat

199
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,240
Speaker 2: doesn't transfer to the chocolate to keep it intact exactly.

200
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,760
Speaker 2: I would eat that shit in one though. I know, Oprah,

201
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,080
Speaker 2: are you there? What happened? Where's your favorite things? This

202
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,920
Speaker 2: is my thing, I gotta say up top talking about

203
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,839
Speaker 2: Oprah's Gift Guide. We have fallen, so we have fallen

204
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,280
Speaker 2: so far from the the original intent of Oprah's Gift Guide.

205
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:41,839
Speaker 2: What used to be the reat Yeah, we're like, what

206
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,200
Speaker 2: is fucking billionaire Oprah by? What the fuck is in

207
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,160
Speaker 2: her house? And that was kind of like what the

208
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,240
Speaker 2: Oprah Gift Guide get like. It was a sure many

209
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,520
Speaker 2: things that were some practical, most kind of like very impractical,

210
00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:58,040
Speaker 2: completely out of the reach of most people. And now

211
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,320
Speaker 2: it's gone completely the other way where it's now fucking

212
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,719
Speaker 2: I mean, this makes sense. Oprah's a billionaire. It's now

213
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:08,360
Speaker 2: quote powered by Amazon, uh huh, and everything is like

214
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,040
Speaker 2: shit that in my mind, I'm like, Oprah wouldn't be

215
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,680
Speaker 2: caught dead using this fucking thirty dollars towel. I'm sorry,

216
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,600
Speaker 2: you're not. I don't believe it anymore. And it's now

217
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,200
Speaker 2: the Amazon has fully captured Oprah's Gift Guide, And I

218
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,240
Speaker 2: just got to say it's it's a shame because I

219
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,199
Speaker 2: just I don't know who to trust anymore. I don't

220
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:31,880
Speaker 2: know if my wife will like these adjustable gold initial

221
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,360
Speaker 2: rings because I don't see Oprah wearing them.

222
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,640
Speaker 4: Even though it does spell out Oprah.

223
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,480
Speaker 1: You can only get Oprah's initials. You can't get it

224
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,560
Speaker 1: any other initial That's all we got, right now, That's

225
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,439
Speaker 1: all we got. I just I just have the full

226
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,520
Speaker 1: knuckle ring that with Oprah written across them, like can

227
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:52,320
Speaker 1: do the right thing. It's yeah, so it's a genius idea.

228
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,480
Speaker 1: Like there there are very famous people I'm sure Oprah's

229
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,720
Speaker 1: one of them, who are known for giving like really

230
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,720
Speaker 1: great Christmas get. Like if you get on their list,

231
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,760
Speaker 1: then you like get Tom Cruise has a coconut cake

232
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,080
Speaker 1: that he sends to people that is like legendary and

233
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,280
Speaker 1: like once you're on the list, you stay.

234
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:13,520
Speaker 3: On the list.

235
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,880
Speaker 1: You always like a coconut cake and it's supposed to

236
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:21,240
Speaker 1: be unbelievable. I think it's probably pretty good. But people

237
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,960
Speaker 1: love talking about how they're on Tom Cruise's coconut cake list.

238
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very la weird thing. People will be

239
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,200
Speaker 2: like name check. They're like, yeah, actually, I just got

240
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,960
Speaker 2: Tom's caken't. I mean, I don't know. I know a

241
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,640
Speaker 2: person tangentially who gets a cake and they talk about

242
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,640
Speaker 2: it all the time. Yeah.

243
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they send out like Etn's they send out a

244
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,960
Speaker 1: Christmas card update that's just like still their list.

245
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,400
Speaker 2: Their holiday card is them with the Tom Cruise cake.

246
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,880
Speaker 2: They're like always in his heart.

247
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,640
Speaker 3: I would do that. I would totally Christmas.

248
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,480
Speaker 1: But so it makes sense, like this idea that like

249
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,720
Speaker 1: get the gifts for people that like Oprah would get them,

250
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, like celebrities get the best gifts like when

251
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,240
Speaker 1: they go to the Oscars or whatever, and then probably

252
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,760
Speaker 1: give the best gifts, and that was the idea behind

253
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,560
Speaker 1: the Oprah gifts and instead now yeah, it's just like

254
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,920
Speaker 1: having a website that just gives you the things that

255
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,600
Speaker 1: Amazon would already highlight for you.

256
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,160
Speaker 2: Well, because I think the de evolution of this was

257
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,440
Speaker 2: eventually then people you could game Oprah. You could give

258
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,040
Speaker 2: her a bunch of shit get on the list or

259
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,360
Speaker 2: buy your way on the list. Probably to the point

260
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,920
Speaker 2: now it's like, yeah, Oprah is loving the Apple Beats

261
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,640
Speaker 2: Studio pro Kim Kardashian Collaborative headphones.

262
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:50,680
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh yeah, oh Oprah I love that shit.

263
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,200
Speaker 2: Then there's one for I think people who are in

264
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,200
Speaker 2: just infinitely there's a thing in la that people always

265
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,400
Speaker 2: say on hiking shows. It also feels like aimed at

266
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,080
Speaker 2: people of color who play music while hiking, where it's

267
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,480
Speaker 2: mostly people, like, people are playing so much music on

268
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,960
Speaker 2: the hiking trails, I can't believe it anymore. I get

269
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,200
Speaker 2: one thing, if you're like blasting music and you're trying

270
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,080
Speaker 2: to make it about you, but whatever, if you're like

271
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,800
Speaker 2: just walking by someone, they got some it doesn't bother me.

272
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:20,160
Speaker 2: The wilderness is vast. There's a fucking water bottle that

273
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,120
Speaker 2: has a built in Bluetooth speaker in it that I'm like, Okay,

274
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,560
Speaker 2: this feels like the most like for the annoying person

275
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,240
Speaker 2: in your life, get it? Uh? But yeah, that one

276
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,720
Speaker 2: just feels like this. This would cause a lot of

277
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,680
Speaker 2: disruptions on Runyon Canyon, where people are already like everyone's

278
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,480
Speaker 2: got a Bluetooth speaker when they hike. It's because they're

279
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,640
Speaker 2: promoing their SoundCloud.

280
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,480
Speaker 1: That's right, they're just their album just dropped on Runying

281
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,040
Speaker 1: can At Ruingying Canon, there's a pair of sneakers that

282
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,880
Speaker 1: are also high heels, like you know how people in

283
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,960
Speaker 1: New York they walk to work in sneakers and then

284
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,240
Speaker 1: like put on the heels, put on the fancy shoes.

285
00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:04,080
Speaker 1: These split that difference by retscha. Yeah, they are the icon.

286
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't can't picture, can't quite picture

287
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,840
Speaker 3: Oprah Rockleys. But I've been wrong before.

288
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,240
Speaker 2: These like this again, this feels I mean, look, Oprah

289
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,040
Speaker 2: has completely fallen from grace, She's platformed all the bad

290
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,800
Speaker 2: doctors you can imagine. But now a shoe like this,

291
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,760
Speaker 2: I feel bad for someone's Like, oh, Oprah said, these

292
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:29,160
Speaker 2: nasty looking They look like prescription shoes. Yeah, like it

293
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,840
Speaker 2: kind of blows your mind looking at it, Like it

294
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,840
Speaker 2: looks like a weird running shoe with a big elastic

295
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,120
Speaker 2: strap with a locking heel on it. I don't know,

296
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,720
Speaker 2: but apparently Gail wore these for twelve hours straight. Ope.

297
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:48,720
Speaker 2: So but why in order to well the thing is

298
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,680
Speaker 2: I believe not true at all and just used to sell.

299
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,320
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll look

300
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,160
Speaker 1: at some other are the cool gift guides.

301
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:02,880
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

302
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,320
Speaker 1: This episode is brought to you by eBay. Whatever you

303
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:16,680
Speaker 1: love find it on eBay. eBay Things People, love and

304
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,959
Speaker 1: Miles up here on your wall in the corner like

305
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,480
Speaker 1: Spider Man, Why did you paint yourself the same tone

306
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,399
Speaker 1: as my wall paint? That can't be safe. I was

307
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:32,119
Speaker 1: going for the thing from that iconic Pink Floyd poster,

308
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,520
Speaker 1: you know that where the girls are all painted with

309
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,280
Speaker 1: different album covers. Reference, yes, very timely reference. Did you

310
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,080
Speaker 1: have that poster? I did not, but it was like

311
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:46,320
Speaker 1: one of the cooler posters that was more high school

312
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,080
Speaker 1: freshman year of college poster.

313
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,879
Speaker 2: I feel like, what's like one of your favorite posters

314
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,160
Speaker 2: that you do you think about?

315
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,760
Speaker 1: So I lived in a dormant high school and I

316
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,080
Speaker 1: had my room covered in every Wu Tang album cover

317
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:03,639
Speaker 1: from thirty six Chambers up through Wu Tang Forever. Wow,

318
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,359
Speaker 1: And that was like all I wanted on my wall.

319
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,440
Speaker 1: I think I actually had a couple of movie posters,

320
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,360
Speaker 1: but like I had the wall of Wu Tang at

321
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,760
Speaker 1: a New England prep school.

322
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,720
Speaker 2: I guess like between the two, wouldn't there really only

323
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,399
Speaker 2: be thirty six chambers in Wuta Forever in that time period?

324
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,959
Speaker 3: You know all the solo jizzu.

325
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh, then you would have like maybe ghost Face Killer.

326
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,199
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I got it. Got got it.

327
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,240
Speaker 1: But the one that I feel like is the most

328
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,800
Speaker 1: iconic poster of my childhood is the Jordan Wings poster.

329
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,200
Speaker 2: Okay, when you said wings, I thought you were talking

330
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,080
Speaker 2: about Paul McCartney and I was like, oh boy, yeah, you.

331
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:42,679
Speaker 1: Don't know that one. Paul McCartney's been wings are chilling.

332
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,760
Speaker 1: But like I had it in my room. My math

333
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,280
Speaker 1: teacher had it up in her room. Oh, that's the

334
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,719
Speaker 1: one where his arms are fully out like that, his

335
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,360
Speaker 1: arms are fully out to the side. It's like wider

336
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,159
Speaker 1: than it is tall. It's supposed to be like life size.

337
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:02,120
Speaker 1: Wait what teacher did you say? My math teacher? Yo,

338
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,200
Speaker 1: this is so funny now I think about your science

339
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,119
Speaker 1: teacher had it in his office. Yeah, this was like

340
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,280
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I'm a cool teacher. I got the

341
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:11,960
Speaker 1: Wings poster.

342
00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:13,840
Speaker 3: It's like I love Michael Jordan.

343
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has Jordan posters, but I'm also kind of

344
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,040
Speaker 1: into art and poetry, because like, this one's black and

345
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,359
Speaker 1: white and he's just like kind of staring into your soul.

346
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,960
Speaker 1: And it has a William Blake quote on it, which

347
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,040
Speaker 1: I had totally forgotten until I looked it up on

348
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:34,200
Speaker 1: eBay today, the quote being no birds soars too high

349
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,720
Speaker 1: if he soars with his own wings, which I hadn't

350
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,920
Speaker 1: really thought about at the time. Not really a good quote, right,

351
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,800
Speaker 1: nobody's ever really accusing birds of soaring too high, too.

352
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,160
Speaker 2: High would come down.

353
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,639
Speaker 3: Who do you think you are?

354
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:52,480
Speaker 1: A bird? As you can see behind me, I am rocking.

355
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,119
Speaker 1: I have the poster from a Walkman concert that I

356
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: went to. You can get movie posters, you can get

357
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 1: concert posters. All that stuff exists on eBay. But I

358
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,480
Speaker 1: think I got to add a wings poster to my backdrop.

359
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,160
Speaker 1: What do you think?

360
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,920
Speaker 2: Well, look, if wings are your thing, we all got

361
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 2: a thing and it's on eBay. Maybe it's fashion, car parts,

362
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 2: trading cards, retro posters, anything you can collect. So go

363
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 2: find the thing that keeps you up at night. Whatever

364
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 2: you love, find it on eBay. eBay things people love.

365
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 3: And we're back.

366
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 2: We're back.

367
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:38,120
Speaker 1: And there's another group that you know is buying gifts

368
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: receiving gifts. Won't you please think of the mega people,

369
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 1: the poor mega people who didn't get invited, some of

370
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 1: them to Thanksgiving dinner.

371
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 3: But now they're like, we don't care, man, We've got

372
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 3: the White House.

373
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 2: Things are cool, We've got our own gifts. We're I look,

374
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 2: I was looking. I was trying to just think of

375
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,959
Speaker 2: gift guides that would make my head explode. Yeah, and

376
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 2: I searched for a Democrat gift guide. Oh no, no

377
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 2: energy right now, there's no energy. There's no energy there,

378
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 2: there's nothing like. The most you can get are like

379
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 2: Etsy stores that are kind of like for the Democrat

380
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 2: in your life, and it will be like Trump is bad,

381
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: but the same store will be like and here's a

382
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 2: Maga potholder if you want that also. But yeah, on

383
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: the Daily Mail, they've put together all these like grifty

384
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,199
Speaker 2: fucking nonsense objects for people to you know, use to

385
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 2: give the violent racist in their life a fun gift, like.

386
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: For the violent racist in their life to get for

387
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: them after they're not invited Thanksgiving as a like aha

388
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 1: in your.

389
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,679
Speaker 2: Face, I'm coping. Guess what I don't need Thanksgiving? When

390
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 2: I have this one hundred and eighty dollars pickleball paddle

391
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 2: with forty five on it. Okay, that's a pass. There

392
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: is another one like a mini Trump bluetooth speaker pass.

393
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm going to pass on all of

394
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 2: these except for the pajamas.

395
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 3: Now, the pajamas round seventy five dollars a mirror.

396
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 1: I must be five dollars that they've got stars all

397
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 1: over the They look like they couldn't look any more

398
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: like they cost thirty five dollars. Oh yeah yeah yah, yeah,

399
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,479
Speaker 1: yeahyeah they are. They might as well have the price

400
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: stitched into them, like fifteen to thirty five. I'd say

401
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: it's the top that you're going to go.

402
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: This is an interesting one too that he's also selling

403
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: a football like a like a flask that's shaped like

404
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: a football and one end screws off and you put

405
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: I'm guessing alcohol, and a flask isn't for water, So

406
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: you can drink from a football with Trump and blazoned

407
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 2: on it. So people have a reason to kick you

408
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: out of a youth sports.

409
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 1: Game, right because yeah, So the idea with the flask

410
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: is that you're disguising your booze as a thing that

411
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: is not noticeable and like would otherwise be.

412
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 2: There, you know, right, like put that on your bookshelf, right.

413
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: Exactly, you just have a book and then you just

414
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: like take a steal a quick swig from it. We've

415
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: all been there, but a very clearly like toy football

416
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: like plastic football, like it doesn't look like a leather

417
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: football at all with Trump written on it is not

418
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: a thing that exists in reality in any way.

419
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think because most of this shit

420
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: is basically like, let's go to a website where they're

421
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: mass producing stuff. What can we print Trump on? Boom

422
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,719
Speaker 2: there it is now charge seven times what it actually costs,

423
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: and hey, grift complete.

424
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

425
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: I will say that the navy blue pajamas do look

426
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: a little bit more like they cost one hundred and

427
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars. The ones that I was talking about

428
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: are the star printed pajama bottoms that are a mere

429
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: seventy two dollars but look like they should cost twenty

430
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: five dollars.

431
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's actually speaking of grifts. I also did do

432
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 2: something I just again, I'm like, what's a fucking weird

433
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: Like can my brain summon? I was like, what about

434
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 2: crypto gift Guide? Oh? Hell yeah, there are now talking

435
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: many So there's like a bunch where it's like you

436
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 2: can fucking turn your car into like a crypto mining operation.

437
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,479
Speaker 2: Like this is so dystopian, I don't want to talk

438
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 2: about it. Wow, it's like the normal, like the normy

439
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: stuff that they sell that is like absolutely fucking off

440
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: the rails. One is a hoodie that costs one hundred

441
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 2: and ninety five dollars. It's all black. But the reason

442
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: this is actually very chill. There is an NFC chip

443
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: okay that that's integrated into the fabric that will verify

444
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 2: the authenticity of your garment on chain and you can

445
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: access exclusive content in community features by tapping.

446
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 3: This no longer the thing, it's now NFC.

447
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: No. NFC is like the technology used for like Apple

448
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: pay and stuff.

449
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: Got it okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea.

450
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the very it's a it's a technology, yes, yes, yes, yes.

451
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: It's also leak in the NFL. It's like one of

452
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: the leaves in the NFL.

453
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: But exactly it's near field communication.

454
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 3: Is near field communication of course miles.

455
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly exactly. Then there's this other one. Let me

456
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 2: allow me, allow me to show you Jack, because this

457
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 2: is absolutely beautiful for the lady in your life or

458
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: a person who just cares about their nail job. Their

459
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 2: manicure is important. Even get a chipped nail set, a

460
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: programmable press on nail set for sixty four dollars that

461
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: it features quote NFC enabled nails like fingernails that can

462
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 2: connect to blockchain experiences in cryptos.

463
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

464
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: Well, yeah I don't yeah, uh yeah, so what can

465
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: I just keep walk me through what that would even mean?

466
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: You can like walk in and just put your nails

467
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 1: somewhere and it would be able to like pay for

468
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: that thing with your nails.

469
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 3: Essentially.

470
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: Uh I guess here here's how they are selling it,

471
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: because again I I'm I have no idea what the

472
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: fuck they're talking about? Is there hole one? Is there

473
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: a promo video?

474
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: There seems to be like a promoh flash animation. You

475
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: go to the website that disappears pretty quickly. They only

476
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: had like five seconds worth of like hypothetic goal. This

477
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: is how it's used.

478
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 2: Okay, so here here this is how they're selling it.

479
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: Tap connect and slay all day. Be that girl with

480
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 2: the tech nails out drop dead Gorge press ons have

481
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: NFC chips in the in the thumbs, so you can

482
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: stay in the moment and effortlessly share your customizable links

483
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 2: by tapping your nail to any smartphone. Okay, so anything

484
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 2: that does I get like NFC reading as a phone

485
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: you can basically, oh you want my ig or you

486
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 2: want my podcast here, let me put my fingernail up

487
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: to your phone and then snail that looks like grotesquely enlarged.

488
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: I will say like that.

489
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, have you ever seen like one of those

490
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: magic sets where they have the fake thumb that you

491
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: like hide stuff in and it's like big, it's like

492
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: three sizes too big and plastic. That's what the nail

493
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: looks like. It's like puffing off and like way too

494
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: big for the thumb on the Like they could have

495
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: just done a press on noil and been like, yeah,

496
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: that's basically the idea, but they show how shitty their

497
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: product looks in this.

498
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's failing as a press on nail. Like how

499
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: much technology is in there that it looks like you're

500
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 2: putting on like like a gigantic piece of gum on

501
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: your finger. That's my thumb. That's just my thumb. Very normal,

502
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: very normal.

503
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 3: Like fungal infection on your nail or what's happening?

504
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 2: No, it's actually a near field communication chip. Actually, bring

505
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: your phone here, Yeah, check out my website.

506
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 1: And then the person just jumped off the building that

507
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: you were talking to them on right.

508
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 2: Then there's crypto gift cards. It's just I'm again, I'm.

509
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: Not two most valuable things crypto gift cards.

510
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the NFC fingernails I think is probably a

511
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: winner in terms of like who the fuck's buying that?

512
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: But I'm look zeitgang. If you know somebody and that

513
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: works for them, please get them the chipped nail set

514
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: so they can share their LinkedIn with someone.

515
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: Are they doing tongue in cheek or like, did the

516
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: crypto bros who came up with this not even think

517
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: about the fact that like chipped nails are a bad thing,

518
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, like somebody chipping their

519
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: nails is dead. Like I wonder if that even if

520
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,239
Speaker 1: that if they were like, yeah, that'll be like a

521
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: fun tongue in cheek thing, or if they were like

522
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: what are you what are you talking about chipped nails?

523
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand.

524
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if this this feels like, you know, like

525
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 2: at a group of like uh NFC like crypto enthusiast

526
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 2: type people, like they're doing like a brainstorming thing and

527
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of dudes been like dude, okay,

528
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: so you can ship anything, right, Like women their fingernails, right, Okay, Yeah,

529
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: they want to share their like Instagram or whatever, and

530
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: then they can put that on their nail. So rather

531
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: than out loud to just say a handle to someone,

532
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: they can be like, put your phone on my thumb

533
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: to get this. Yeah. This is sick, dude, this is sick.

534
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: It's also yeah, anyone I anyone you know who's serious

535
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: about getting manicures. They're serious about how their fingernails look. Yeah,

536
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: in my experience, absolutely, you know what I mean. And

537
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: some some busted ass fucking press on nails with a

538
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: fucking NFC chip. That is for someone who is so

539
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 2: outside of.

540
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: The like, yeah, it hasn't crossed their mind. She has nails.

541
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's uh, if these scammers are anything worth

542
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: their salt, If they these are scammers worth anything. This

543
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: is a final sale product because every single if it's not,

544
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: every single instance of this being bought for someone is

545
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: going to get returned. Yeah, they're all going back unless

546
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: this ship is final sale.

547
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: Okay, they do have I will, I will just to

548
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: let we can hear it from them on their TikTok

549
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: channel that only has six hundred followers. This is the

550
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: one where they're trying to make it look like it's

551
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: a real influencer type person being like, have you guys

552
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: heard about this new rage? It doesn't even have three

553
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: hundred views, but this is them trying to act like

554
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: we're solving a problem.

555
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you've probably seen this nsc now trend all

556
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 5: of a TikTok and you're probably like, how about how

557
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 5: are you that for myself? And I had to program.

558
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 5: I don't know what to get the chips my na do.

559
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 5: I nows myself, Babe, don't worry. We literally made them

560
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 5: in bressans so you can just like tap your phone.

561
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 3: Oh, she's showing you the giant thumbnail.

562
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 5: I'm literally taking as a gift to my lashtack right now.

563
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: And the video's over. Not one. They didn't give you

564
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: one look at what the fingernails look like on your hands,

565
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: because they're like, bro, it's a l if. Anyone looks

566
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: too close.

567
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 3: Real quick.

568
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: She gave you like a real quick glimpse of her

569
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: own thumbnail, and it is massive.

570
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. It looked like she like was like doing some

571
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: like DIY handy work and like was using a hammer

572
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: and accidentally blast did her thumb like trying to put

573
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: a nail in, but.

574
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: Anyway, give yourself hammer thumbs. Well.

575
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: Also, you know, being able to show people your website

576
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: a thing that I'm always wanting to show people my

577
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: website or my Instagram just by sticking my hand next

578
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: to their phone. So yeah, and if this worked and

579
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: was useful at all, their videos would probably have more

580
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: than two hundred and seventy views.

581
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're trying, They're trying. They're trying.

582
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: They are out here trying, they are fighting for their

583
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: lives out here.

584
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 3: People.

585
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

586
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: we'll close out with finally AI has come for the

587
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: gifting world, and regular gift guides are nervous.

588
00:31:48,480 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: We'll be right back, and we're back.

589
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: We're back.

590
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: And I thought this said the grift list, but that

591
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: was just my brain promoting onto it. So all of

592
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: these have gone the way like this used to be

593
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: a very common form of media, like every type of

594
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: every magazine, you know, a lot of different editorial institutions

595
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: would have their gift guides.

596
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 3: It would be written by a person and now craft,

597
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 3: what's that is you doing?

598
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: It cracked?

599
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: We did not do want it cracked, but we had

600
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: to fight tooth and nail to not do one.

601
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: It was parent companies would be like, what about a

602
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 2: gift guide guys.

603
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 3: I don't think we did.

604
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: But anyway, the I remember saying no to it once,

605
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean it never snuck through. But now this

606
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: whole genre feels like AI slop a little bit, like

607
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: I'll like even the when and who's never steered? Oh

608
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: yeah before like her AI, her gift guide feels like

609
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: it was just you know, being generated as you searched

610
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: through it, right, So why not just go right to

611
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: the source and use AI to generate a gift guide

612
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: specifically for the very specific person you have in mind.

613
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and powered by chat GPT. Yeah, they're all

614
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: using chat GPT. There have been some articles or people

615
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: like I like how some there are clearly the websites

616
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 2: that are in bed with AI and they're like, wow,

617
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: this makes holiday shopping easier. Then there's ones from seeing

618
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: that that says I asked AI to help me create

619
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 2: a holiday gift list. I won't make that mistake again.

620
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, Because again, what it's doing is it's like,

621
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: give us a description of a person, and we will

622
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: give you the ultimate gift guide. So I think it's

623
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: probably appropriate that we would Jack, you and I would

624
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 2: find a way to use AI to get each other gifts.

625
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: How would you, yeah, for the purposes of a gift guide,

626
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 2: how would you describe yourself to an AI to see

627
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 2: if it can get some of the things you want?

628
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 2: Because there's my version, which is a little bit tongue

629
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: in cheek, but I feel like I was trying to

630
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: give it details. I said, Jack is a forty something

631
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 2: what I'm old?

632
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's incorrect, all right, So I would say, I'm like,

633
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: you know, cool dad, Like you know cool dad first

634
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: and foremost, Wow, and the artist?

635
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

636
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: So Jack is it? Okay? Artist who loves athletics, hero

637
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: and he is a hero.

638
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

639
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is going to generate something really

640
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: really good for you. Jack is a forty four year

641
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: old cool dad and artist who loves athletics and is

642
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 2: a hero. Yeah. I think.

643
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.

644
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is this is from Cool Gift Ideas,

645
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: which is AI powered. Uh, Jack, Let's see what it's

646
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: going to create for you. And I will also use

647
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 2: another one called gift list, and we can compare and contrast.

648
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 2: So here is what we got for Wow. The generated

649
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: gift ideas are here. Here's a g I Joe sort

650
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: of graphic, same graphics as g I Joe, says Dad,

651
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 2: real American hero. So it took that literally? Yea, the

652
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: artists never retire book by it's.

653
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 3: A murder, she wrote, dying hire.

654
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 2: Huh, what the fuck is that? That didn't even it's Wow,

655
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 2: this is how fucking inaccurate is Then you click the link,

656
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: it doesn't even show up on the other side. A

657
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: watercolor paint set, an athletic gear organizer bag that looks

658
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: like it just has four slots for something.

659
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that it looks like maybe a thing like

660
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: a portable bowling shoe container is kind of what, Yeah,

661
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: it looks like, or you.

662
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 2: Can carry four bowling shoes at a time. A running

663
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 2: belt with a water bottle. A cool dad baseball cap

664
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 2: that says working on this dad body. Oh god, some

665
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 2: of the worst art I've seen. Yeah, this is actually

666
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: probably the worst.

667
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, this shit, I guess I shouldn't have gone so

668
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: hard on my how artistic and cool I am.

669
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, this other one just says so many are like,

670
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: get him a Duffel bag or under armoor hoodie. Yeah,

671
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 2: you should get it armor hoodie.

672
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: Yes, that can add it in on the jersey. Sure, dude,

673
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 3: that is.

674
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: Actually probably the most accurate thing for saying you're like

675
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 2: a dad who thinks he's a hero and is into sports.

676
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 3: And shit like that.

677
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, dude, that's an you're you're an under

678
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: armour hoodie.

679
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: I was kind of waiting to see if it gave

680
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: me like any thin blue line stuff, you know.

681
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 3: No, just no, no thin blue line under armour.

682
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 2: How would you describe me? Jack?

683
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: So, I said, forty year old hip hop NBA lover,

684
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: new dad, And I did this a while ago, totally

685
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: not as you were searching for mine, And I think

686
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 1: I think it came up with like some some fun stuff.

687
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 2: Okay are you oh you want me to Okay?

688
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 3: Are you doing?

689
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: Sorry? You said four year old hip hop lover.

690
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 3: Hip hop, NBA loving new.

691
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: Dad, NBA loving new dad. Oh that that lack of

692
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 2: proper syntax is gonna fuck this AI right up here

693
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: we go. Let's fire up cool gifts and then let's

694
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 2: also enter it over here on gift list. Let's see

695
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 2: what we got gift list. Who's coming first? How many

696
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: trees are we burning right now? By even asking it

697
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: to do this. I'm very sorry about that. Let's see.

698
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: First one is a dad jokes book, an NBA onesie

699
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: here enjoyed the Baby Sneakers? Yeah, you know I would.

700
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: This is so because I did the exact same search

701
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: term in it gave me different results like hip.

702
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: Hop remix album no Get the Fuck out of Here? Yeah.

703
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: Hip Hop Baby a collection of classic rap songs. A

704
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: fun and engaging music album as we call them that

705
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: brings classic hip hop tracks into a family friendly setting.

706
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: Hip Hop Baby a collection of classic rap songs. And

707
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: then you go to that, Yo.

708
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 2: This is a violation. Is you think this is racist?

709
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: Is it?

710
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: Baby Carrier for new Dads? It had a black guy. Wow,

711
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 2: you think it was beating NBA loving hip hop?

712
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: Man?

713
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: Here you go, pal and they're like, here you might

714
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 2: like this baby Carrier.

715
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: Wait, the chat GPT one when you click on it,

716
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: it like just takes you to, like doesn't really take

717
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: you to the thing that it says it's going to

718
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: take you to. So it says hip Hop Baby a

719
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: collection of classic rap songs. I go to that and

720
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: it just takes me to a thing that's that is

721
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: a bunch of like baby onesies that say smooth since

722
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: days of under rus, but not.

723
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: The product that they were talking about, the jack.

724
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: It's their gift. Guides are gonna halloon a time. That's

725
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: the bad thing. You've got to understand.

726
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: They just like made up a product that doesn't exist,

727
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: and then we're like hoping that you wouldn't click through

728
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: to say. It's also like weird paintings of shirtless rappers

729
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: on here.

730
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: Oh that well, which ones?

731
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 3: This one is h u I b A l I.

732
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 1: Huey Biley rapper, little music, baby tapestry rap hip hop.

733
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: It's like giving making up rappers from AI who's Huey

734
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 2: bite No not me, not me, not me?

735
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 3: Huh.

736
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, it's a mess out here in the in

737
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: the world of I thought.

738
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I think just by like broken clock

739
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: is right twice a day and all that, I feel

740
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 2: like the best thing was thinking that a mid forties

741
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: dad who thinks he's a hero would wear under ourmor hoodie.

742
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah they didn't.

743
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: That was like that was sort of spot on in

744
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: a way that I don't think they even realized how

745
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: accurate that was. So uh, but I think the fact

746
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: remains don't use them. God, I really want list a

747
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: joke is I used it? And this is what Chad

748
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: GBT thinks you are as a person. Although I would

749
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: be offended if I got that shitty baby carrier because

750
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 2: it was just a black dad on it.

751
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: Here you go, pal, Yeah, I feel like the it's

752
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: so interesting that they like give you descriptions of things

753
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: that you might want to hear, and then when you

754
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: click through, like that thing that product doesn't exist.

755
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, it's almost like that's a big flaw with AI.

756
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: It's telling me what it thinks you want to hear

757
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: rather than what not that there's like an objective truth

758
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 2: over what a forty four year old dad or forty

759
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: year old new dad who likes NBA and hip hop. Uh.

760
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: The fact they have to lie to like get you yeah, like,

761
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we got a great gift guide idea for

762
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: you man.

763
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude, Like check out this.

764
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: It's like a collection of classic rap songs, but it's

765
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: for babies. And then it's just a onesie that says

766
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: picture me strolling they hating that's what it clicks through to.

767
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, that's that Just that almost

768
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 2: killed my Christmas spirit. That's what I think. At the

769
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: end of the day, we just need to keep sending

770
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 2: our letters to the North Pole. Yeah, where they're heard

771
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: and thank you.

772
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 3: All right, those are that's where lives, right, North Pole.

773
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: That's part of Monacito, California.

774
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, those are the gift guid the only gift

775
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: guides on the entire Internet. We hope that you heard

776
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: something in there that was uh, you know, struck your

777
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: fancy and it's going to be useful to you. Bad

778
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: job the Internet. It's getting worse out here, I think.

779
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 2: I think the lesson here is that the gift guide

780
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: era is fully dead. Like it all seems so impersonal.

781
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: It looks like AI generated nonsense. There's no description, no

782
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: reason to anything. A lot of it is just merely

783
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: tied to the name of a celebrity and they're like

784
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 2: that's good enough. Again, I think the best gift guide

785
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: you can do is listening, you know. Yeah, because I'm

786
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: the way, I've had to change my gift guide skills

787
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: to just be like panic. Searching the Internet in December

788
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: to try and find a gift is like being always

789
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: being like, oh, okay, you wanted to borrow this from someone, Okay,

790
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 2: you might I might get you one of these. Oh

791
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 2: you like, oh you like how this thing looks on me?

792
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,479
Speaker 4: Okay, I might have to get you one of those.

793
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a little notes section, Mike. Yeah, that's how.

794
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: You do it, because that's all the great gift given

795
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: notes and it is a fairly recent creation.

796
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 3: But I feel like the best episode.

797
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: The best givers, I think are people who listen.

798
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 3: And unassible listen.

799
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the secret. Don't use AI or use.

800
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: AI and say what would a thoughtful listener get for

801
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: this person?

802
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 2: Here's their name in Information and Social Security. Please please

803
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: please specifically to them.

804
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: All right, We're going to be back with more holiday

805
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: themed content, more year end episodes. We are off not

806
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: doing updating episodes every day, but we got more year

807
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: end episodes coming out, more best of the year episodes

808
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: that you guys voted on. So tune in to that

809
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: on the weekdays and we will talk to you all

810
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: then bye bye to