1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: You don't know confession. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 3: Mouse speaker. 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 4: We got a text to seventy eight five niney two 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 4: that says, my wife always asks why I buy so 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 4: much Cereal, but I just can't risk it getting so 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 4: low that someone's tempted to reach for the all brand box, 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 4: which is where I hide all of the best snacks. 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 2: It's just a cover up. Oh give me that brand. 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 4: Cereal can't reveal the location of your secret stash unless 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 4: you do it anonymously here on the mass speaker. But 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 4: even then, Brook's still going to try and figure out 13 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 4: your address. You can go snag yourself some mountain spots, bet. 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 4: But one of our listeners wants to be brave and 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 4: give us a peek at her secret stash today. She's 16 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 4: choosing to go by Lisa this morning. So Lisa, welcome 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 4: to the show. 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 2: How big is your stash? 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: Lisa? 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 4: You hide in snacks or do you have a different 21 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 4: type of secret to reveal? 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 2: I really hope it's not having snacks. We have nothing 23 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 2: to talk about. 24 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 3: My secret is a little bit more awkward than good. 25 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: Does anyone know this or this is the first time 26 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: you're talking about it? 27 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 3: Oh? My goodness. So this is the first time that 28 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 3: the public knows about this. 29 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, I feel honored that you're choosing us to 30 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 4: let this out into the open. But the voice changer 31 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,839 Speaker 4: is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, Lisa, 32 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 4: let's hear your confession the public. 33 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 3: Okay. So here's the thing. We don't talk about this 34 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 3: amongst ourselves, but in my family, I. 35 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: Thought for sure you were going to say Bruno there. 36 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 2: And my sister talked about and got a problem. 37 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Honestly, it's so ironic that you say 38 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 3: we'll talk about Bruno. 39 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 2: What someone living in your walls? What is going on? 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 2: Many Disney movies? Yeah, you tell us. 41 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 3: Okay. So in my family we just have this weird dynamic. 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 3: My grandmother she passed away before I was born, so 43 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 3: I never knew her. Oh yeah. So it left my 44 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 3: grandfather by himself in his early fifties, okay, and he 45 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 3: met a new woman that everybody was happy for Papa 46 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 3: or he remarried her. But she was much much younger 47 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 3: than Papa. 48 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 4: Oh. Papa was a little bit of. 49 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 2: A player player. Yeah, I dreamed this is my life. 50 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 2: This is as. 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: He was fifty, it's not old. 52 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, so, like she's twenty years younger than him. 53 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I mean that's a big one, but it's 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: not that uncommon. 55 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 3: Fifty Actually yeah, yeah, it's not bad. But here's the thing. 56 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 3: So my dad was already grown with children, hence me 57 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 3: and his new wife wanted to have a baby. 58 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 4: Grandpa's new wife wanted a baby. 59 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: Yes, so your dad's about to have a little brother. 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: That's there's also your uncle that's younger than you. 61 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:13,239 Speaker 4: Wow. 62 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 2: Wow, okay, so well, oh you don't know whod you 63 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: do because you just never know. Wait, you're real's second 64 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 2: daughter's Yes, I can do you. 65 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 4: So you had a new relative joined the family, right, So. 66 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 3: I have this little nephew uncle brother. 67 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 2: Friend. 68 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, say that's on his stocking at Christmas time? 69 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 2: Friend, I like that bar. 70 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 4: And this person is younger than you. 71 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 3: Yes, he's younger than me, but he wound up going 72 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 3: to the same school. 73 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: As Oh that makes sense. Yeah yeah, okay, so you 74 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: guys are about to say major, I mean he's a 75 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: little bit younger. 76 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 4: Yeah. 77 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 3: I was in the fifth grade and he was in 78 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 3: the first grade. 79 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 4: Okay, four years different. 80 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: Okay, and still I bet you're at school and you're like, God, 81 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: please nobody find out that he's actually my uncle. 82 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 4: Hard my uncle just got potty. 83 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, some girls getting a swirly in the bathroom. Oh, 84 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 2: that's her uncle. She's getting her homework. 85 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 4: It's strange. 86 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 3: Of course, of course I wasn't letting anybody know about 87 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 3: uncle Grandpa. 88 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 4: Your family sounds so funny. Did they know that you 89 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 4: were related to them? 90 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 3: No? Okay, So here's the thing. We never told my 91 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 3: friends because it just was so weird. You know, I 92 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 3: just could not cope with the fact that my uncle 93 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 3: was just so much younger than me. 94 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: But I'm sure your dad is like, honey, that's fine. 95 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: We don't even tell nobody all the details here, keep 96 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: that under well. 97 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 3: So we had the same last name, so I used 98 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 3: to tell people he was my stepbrother. 99 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's a good cover. 100 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 2: Literally, I've never question anyone. You could be like, this 101 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 2: is my third aunt, be like all right, cool. 102 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: Crazy as a kid, but you know, family dynamics are nuts. Like, 103 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: I don't think that there's anybody that doesn't understand or emphasize, 104 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: empathize with that. 105 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 4: Any grown adults. 106 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but the kids. 107 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 4: As a child, I comprehend it. 108 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but here's the thing. So when he was little, 109 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 3: he was a brat and every time he would get 110 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 3: mad at me because I wouldn't do something, he would 111 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 3: want me to buy him, like candy from the school store, 112 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 3: and if I didn't do it, he would threaten to 113 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 3: tell all my friends. 114 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 2: You didn't stand for that. Don't let that little tour 115 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 2: threaten you. Y. 116 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 3: So by the time rereached high school, well, by the 117 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 3: time I reached high school, my family moved so I 118 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 3: didn't have to go continue. Yeah, I didn't have to 119 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 3: go to school. Yeah, so you know, now we're all grown, 120 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 3: it's cool. But in school it was such a big deal. 121 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: That is so funny, and you couldn't tell anyone. So now, 122 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 2: how do you feel you got it off your check? 123 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 3: Yes, privably free. 124 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: Uncle Grandpa. 125 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: Uncle Grandpa's got nothing on you. 126 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 4: Now his uncle grandpa is single, because I think maybe 127 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 4: some listeners might want to marry into your family story. 128 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: Yeah he's single. When unfortunately I'm not going to give 129 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: any name. 130 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, she doesn't need a new answer. 131 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 4: Your way into this one. Wow, that was a new one. 132 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: Thank you. 133 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 4: Texting seven eighty five nine too. If you have a 134 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 4: confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity, 135 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,280 Speaker 4: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker. 136 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up. 137 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.