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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from right

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Speaker 1: along Brian Kellen July thirty first through August second. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or called four

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Speaker 1: two five, two eight nine seven thousands. Another Jube on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm hello. Hi is Aubrey there? This is Aubrey.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Hi Aubrey. My name is Brad and

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Speaker 1: my son Keegan is in your choir class. Oh yes, yes, hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm well? How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Can I help you with anything? I wanted

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Speaker 1: to say that I went to an assembly last week

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Speaker 1: and I thought that you did an incredible job with

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Speaker 1: the kids just fast. Well, thank you so much. They

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Speaker 1: worked really hard. They worked really hard. Kegan has the

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Speaker 1: greatest time in your class. He comes home and talks

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Speaker 1: about it all the time. Oh, that's so nice. He's

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Speaker 1: just been doing so great and he's really been making

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Speaker 1: some great stride. Well, thank you for all that you you.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Oh, you're very welcome. He also mentioned

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Speaker 1: to me that you're single. He mentioned to me that

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Speaker 1: you are single, and I'm recently divorced. And I know

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Speaker 1: you don't know me, but I would love to take

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Speaker 1: you out sometime. UM, I'm sorry, I thought you were

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Speaker 1: calling about your son, Kegan off the phone. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Sorry, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a question about Keagan or how he's doing

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Speaker 1: in class or nose or anything like that. I think

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Speaker 1: you're doing a wonderful job, and I apologize for I

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Speaker 1: apologize for Keagan picking up the phone. There, don't do

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Speaker 1: that again. I was calling to ask you on a date. Um,

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Speaker 1: he was called see if it's Oh my god, Kegan

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Speaker 1: is what is going on here? I apologize. Obviously Kegan

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Speaker 1: is screwing around picking up the phone while I'm on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe what I just heard.

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Speaker 1: From the bottom of my heart, I apologize. You know

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Speaker 1: how Kegan is. He can kind of screw around sometimes,

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Speaker 1: he's obviously I've never heard anything like that come out

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Speaker 1: of his mouth. And I'm that's wow. Before Now, Kegan,

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Speaker 1: that is so inappropriate. I'm sorry. I'm really uncomfortable right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know I am going on. I'm even more uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: This has never happened before. I think I think it

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Speaker 1: probably being the best if I go I just tell

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Speaker 1: her you are you? That sounds like you, Kegan. I'm

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Speaker 1: not telling her anything. Just tell her you, Kegan. You

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Speaker 1: know what. I know what's going on here. I know

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Speaker 1: what's going on. I can tell them that that is

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Speaker 1: you who's saying those wildly inappropriate That is not me.

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Speaker 1: It's my son, Keegan, a little stupid. I called up

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Speaker 1: honestly to ask you on a date. And now this

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Speaker 1: has gotten out of control because my son went, Dad,

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Speaker 1: you want Kegan. That's it. You are grounded, mister. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to contact the police. I'm also going to make

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Speaker 1: this known to school board about me, ma'am. Please, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how this got so out of control. I

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Speaker 1: will be disciplining Kegan control not to discipline himself. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the police right now. I know what this

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Speaker 1: looks like, and I promise I never told Kegan anything

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Speaker 1: like that. I just told him I find you attractive

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Speaker 1: and I'd like to get to know you. What if

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Speaker 1: I talk at the same time. What if we talk

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Speaker 1: at the same time, because I'd like I'd like to

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Speaker 1: hear you. Try that. Yeah, definitely happens. Let's try it

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Speaker 1: right now then. Okay, my name is bad. What's going on.

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Speaker 1: This is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your friend Mary Beth set you up. No,

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Speaker 1: she said yeah, she said that, Oh are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: She said that you prank her all the time and

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Speaker 1: she wanted to get you back. Oh you're kidding, This

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Speaker 1: is no. Yeah, my seriously called the police. No joke.

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Speaker 1: You want have the cold police. We just my, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh. She's so good for this every morning with

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Speaker 1: the t one hundred bucks one eight six six moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two five. I can lift you, I can show

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Speaker 1: you what you want to see.