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Speaker 1: She cheated on me, So I had a threesome with

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we've had messy, messy, messy relationship stories on

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Speaker 2: this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Is the messiest. I mean, this is just spreading noodles

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Speaker 2: Kind of messy that it is. That it is that

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Speaker 2: level of messy. Wow, this we can make a great

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Speaker 2: rom com.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was me Thedmark male mistress.

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Speaker 2: But there was only one problem. I'm in love with them.

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Speaker 1: I'm in love with both of them. Jerry, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing here? Oh my god? Bro? Game of Bones?

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Speaker 1: Oh everyone gets it, cock blocked and loved to clear

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Speaker 1: up any confusion. I am a bisexual man, and I

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Speaker 1: love sharing this story, and I'd love to share the

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Speaker 1: story because I'm very proud of it. A few years ago,

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Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend cheated on me with another guy, sad bad.

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Speaker 1: She then had the oddacity to tell me that if

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Speaker 1: I was a grown up that I could deal with it,

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Speaker 1: and she hopes we could still be friends, but she's

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Speaker 1: lost any feelings for me and is fully in love

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Speaker 1: with this new guy. Oh my god. Oh yeah, very

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Speaker 1: mature way to tell your your boyfriend that you've been

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Speaker 1: cheating on him, Like literally, could you not just no

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Speaker 1: break up first? Yeah? Come on. God. If she hadn't

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Speaker 1: said that, I probably wouldn't have made this plan. But

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Speaker 1: now I had to teach her a valuable lesson because

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Speaker 1: this guy, he's not getting revenge, he's educating. That is right,

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Speaker 1: sitting down classes in session. I was in a depressed

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Speaker 1: state for a long time and couldn't bring myself to

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Speaker 1: friend now, so she started to send me pictures of

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Speaker 1: her and her new boyfriends, stopping with laughing emojis, No,

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Speaker 1: with laughing Amo, she's laughing in her face. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: he's she's laughing in his face. God. She didn't even

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Speaker 1: care about how much she had hurt me. Wow. And

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Speaker 1: then one fateful day, John, Oh, while I went through tender,

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Speaker 1: I found someone who looked quite familiar her new boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I wouldn't tell her that her new boyfriend

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Speaker 1: is on Tinder. In fact, I just went and matched

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Speaker 1: with him, which was quite surprising because I thought he

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Speaker 1: Bisexual Papy was good a steamy conversation. He didn't know

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Speaker 1: who I was. She never told him. She she never

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Speaker 1: conversations and he told me more and more about himself.

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Speaker 1: Over the weeks, we learned about each other, and now

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Speaker 1: I had a master plan. Oh god, this is so devious.

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Speaker 1: I suggested that we could meet up with each other

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Speaker 1: at a bar. He agreed. Keep in mind he was

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Speaker 1: still in a relationship with my ex girlfriend at the time.

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Speaker 1: The people man yo the statistic fifty percent of men

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Speaker 1: cheating a relationship in twenty five percent of women cheating

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Speaker 2: And so now and then it's now that the bisexual

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Speaker 2: component is there.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, there's just more options to cheat on. Whoa. Well,

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Speaker 1: we went to the bar and we had a great time,

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Speaker 1: and one date became and one date became two dates

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Speaker 1: became three dates became many more dates. Dank. It took

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Speaker 1: a few months. But then I got him to the

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Speaker 1: I was his sexy, smutty affair. Oh god, what he

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Speaker 1: didn't know? What he didn't know? John, I got in

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Speaker 1: contact with my girlfriend's former ex boyfriend as well. Why

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Speaker 1: he broke up with her because he came out as gay.

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Speaker 1: I was in contact with book guys, the ex boyfriend

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Speaker 1: and the current boyfriend. In our conversations with my new boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: we talked about our sexual desires and he told me

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Speaker 2: Bro The chances, The chances insane, the odds are.

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Speaker 1: Off, off the charts, ladies and gentlemen. I knew he

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Speaker 1: to my surprise, he said, yes, Wow, you got.

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Speaker 2: You gotta give it up for the pure like the

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Speaker 2: need to run some fortune five hundred company.

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Speaker 1: Because but wait, John, it gets crazier. Oh god, I'm

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Speaker 1: honestly still surprised how all of this worked out without

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Speaker 1: If he hasn't got nuclear yet, he's going nuclear right now,

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Speaker 1: do it in front of her. The two guys came

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Speaker 1: their big cocks. While they talked, I took a selfie

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Speaker 1: from a safe distance, close enough that she could see

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Speaker 1: But god damn, did I enjoy myself more than anything

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Speaker 1: in the world. Oh. A few days after I told

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Speaker 1: that now that I granted him the wish of the freeze.

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Speaker 1: A few days later, after I told him that now

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Speaker 1: I have feelings for you and that you should break

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Speaker 1: Oh an ultimatum. Baby. Wow. For a second, I thought, wait,

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Speaker 1: so does she know? She doesn't know yet? Wow? Wow

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Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow wow. I knew it was hardcore manipulative,

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Speaker 1: but I had a plan and I had full control

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Speaker 1: over him. He was my puppet and I could do

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Speaker 1: whatever I wanted. Geez gral. So I guess what he did, John,

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Speaker 1: tell me Sam, he broke up with her. And it

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Speaker 1: gets worse. He threw her out. Oh, she was living

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Speaker 1: and her boyfriend. Wow. And the story could have ended

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Speaker 1: here and it would be crazy. But it doesn't stop. No,

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Speaker 1: no what because after she texted me as a friend

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Speaker 1: oh and said with crying emojis that her boyfriend dumped

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Speaker 1: her and that she regrets leaving me and that she

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Speaker 1: just wants me back. Oh. I then said, wait, your

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Speaker 1: her the selfie. I took pro that selfie not only

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Speaker 1: with that boyfriend, but her ex boyfriend as well. Oh

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Speaker 1: my she called and texted me several times, but I

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Speaker 1: ignored her and my plan was almost successful. There were

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Speaker 1: only there were only three things left that I had

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Speaker 1: to do. He wasn't done with three things left. There's

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Speaker 1: three things like that. My god, this man is like

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Speaker 1: an assassin or something. The first yeah was I told

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Speaker 1: her mother with receipts. He hates infidelity more than anything

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Speaker 1: because her father cheated on her mother with another woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could say, like father, like daughter.

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Speaker 1: Her mother was angry, but thank me for telling her,

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Speaker 1: and from what I've heard, her mother cut ties with her.

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Speaker 1: But I admit that I don't know if it actually happened,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think that it happened. It would be

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Speaker 1: funny if it was true. The second thing I did

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Speaker 1: was dumping him because, unfortunately for him, although he was

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Speaker 1: hot as hell, he was a dirty cheater too, and

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Speaker 1: I hate infidelity as well. The last thing I did

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Speaker 1: after a few dates, we got together and I'm happy

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Speaker 1: to say we're officially a couple. In the end, I destroyed.

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Speaker 1: In the end, I destroyed both her and the guy

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Speaker 1: proud of myself.

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Speaker 2: Man, uh wow, I am speechless. This this man is

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Speaker 2: the most devious, deviant DJ.

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Speaker 1: They call this subredit nuclear revenge for a reason. Bro,

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Speaker 1: this bro went nuclear. This was like like like an

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Speaker 1: Earth nuke. Geez wow, damn if you let that story,

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Speaker 1: it was crazy. Check out this one where op he

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Speaker 1: gets his fiance arrested for cheating on him or chick

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