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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your Dirty Little Secret. If you have a

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Speaker 1: you can tell us whatever you want anything in the

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret because we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Everybody remains anonymous. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: All right? So I love to do pub crawls with

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Speaker 1: my friends, and when I do it, I like to

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Speaker 1: drink it every single pub that we do. Problem is,

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Speaker 1: I try to go hardcore on that. But I got

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Speaker 1: absolutely obliterated recently and I do not remember pretty much.

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Speaker 1: I think the last thing I remember is maybe around

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Speaker 1: the seventh pub, and then from that point I woke

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Speaker 1: up in some woman's house that I didn't know. It

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Speaker 1: was awkward to me, yeah, because I just I like

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Speaker 1: to remember things. But I don't even perform well drunk,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know what but he does at that point. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I used to drink a lot, right, every day, almost

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Speaker 1: my friends hang out, drink a ton blackout all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I always just considered it, Hey, nothing happened, so

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Speaker 1: nothing bad happened. I sure hope nothing happened, because when

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Speaker 1: I woke up and I looked, she must have been seventy.

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Speaker 1: She definitely was a grandma seventy. I saw pictures with

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Speaker 1: little kids in the house thirty. Oh boy, that's quite

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Speaker 1: a nice gap. My friend's not a cougar. What is

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Speaker 1: that that's older than it's a great grandma. That's a

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Speaker 1: saber tooth tiger. That's like how that's just a little

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Speaker 1: bit younger than Evan's mother's mother where he lives and

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Speaker 1: in her basement. Please self this joke. Say as much

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Speaker 1: as possible. Du Yeah, hey, is it like a stroke

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Speaker 1: of luck that you called in? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you know that, but English Evan lives in his grandma's basement,

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Speaker 1: as Alex likes to put it, his mother's mother's basement. Yes,

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Speaker 1: would you like to hang out with Evans? Someday? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you can. I may I may already have been there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not completely sure. What does she look like? She

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Speaker 1: had full white hair and it was pretty long, and uh,

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Speaker 1: she had very very big lips. You're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: so did you wake up in woke up naked. I

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Speaker 1: tried to get what I could and I got it

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Speaker 1: out of there. I woke up and she was over

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and she didn't realize that I woke

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Speaker 1: it up. So I just tried to as quietly as

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Speaker 1: I could collect my things and get out of it.

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Speaker 1: You probably didn't even need to be quiet, like I

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Speaker 1: can't hear that that's true. But I kind of need

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Speaker 1: a little bit of advice on this too, because well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got a steady girlfriend and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I should tell her yo, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I did not see that coming, man. So

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Speaker 1: here's what you want. If you want some advice, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you some real advice. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you remember where the house is or whatever. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I doubt you have her Instagram because seven each biders

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Speaker 1: have one. I think you need to get ahold of

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Speaker 1: that lady go back. I think he needs to find

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Speaker 1: out if he did. No, why would he need to

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Speaker 1: do that. I think we can tell his girlfriend because

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Speaker 1: it is a different story if he did, right, why

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Speaker 1: so that he can see if he regardless if he

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Speaker 1: did or not, he was in the girl's bed. Then

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Speaker 1: I don't I would, I think, be honest. So how's

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Speaker 1: he going to find her. Like you said, she's on

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Speaker 1: social I'm like, where is she? How? Maybe because he's

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Speaker 1: a local bingo hole. That's exactly what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I think make better decisions in the future. And maybe Man,

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Speaker 1: I hate saying this, but I don't say anything, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like you should. But also, like seventies, just

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Speaker 1: that adds a whole few different wrinkles. If you want

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Speaker 1: girlfriend and she's a normal female, don't tell your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I'll just make sure I get STD tested and then

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Speaker 1: just not worry about it. Yeah, I don't worry. He

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Speaker 1: didn't get her pregnant menopause. The show on demand