WEBVTT - "It's Raining Tanktops, Hallelujah!" With Paget's Rival Lori 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:13.680 No entering, noticed Dockholm. Oh yeah, we read again. We 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:40.400 should a lover Romerica, this world, yeah, this word, Oh 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:45.960 my god, that was the marvelous Mark Rivers singing, of course, 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.800 the most important song to ever be recorded in the 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:52.600 history of music. Williams said, this row is. My name 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.360 is Arta Marine, and I am on the phone from 0:00:55.400 --> 0:01:00.840 Atlanta to my co host for this Melie excitement of 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.840 discovering who the fuck is this new bachelor. She also 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.840 happens to be Paget Brewster's rival and one of my 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:16.319 very best friends. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Laurie him you 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.480 were a hit last week. A lot of people agreed 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:23.880 that you were like the ken Burns of the bachelor world. Well, 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.400 it's nice to know that your listeners are forgetting a 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:31.240 plum standard. You know, actually has a very high standards 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:35.640 and does not hold her opinion to herself. Jennereen does 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:39.039 not of a little Compton real estate home of all 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.120 your summer rental needs, although she's told me recently she's 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.720 sick of rentals, so only call her if you want 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:49.480 to buy a house. Um. She thought you were wonderful, 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.440 as she is very quick to say if you're not 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.680 n well, you know, we have that bonding experience on 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.280 the trampiont even call it. Oh my god, I might 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:02.440 be in her grace Kate. When I was in college, 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.200 my friend Katie loved my mom, Jane Breen, so much 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.839 that she went to it was like b J's, which 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.600 was I don't even know if the existiting murther, but 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:14.320 it was like what the original costco in Massachusetts. It's 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.520 called b J's. And um, she bought my mom a 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:21.600 giant trampoline and we would like crack her egg and 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.280 you guys, and I know that she laughed so hard 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:28.880 that she always pies her peace. Did she her peer 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:33.120 pants with you? Maybe? Uh? No, she did not pe 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.880 Peter Pancer. This is actually was the trampoline in Colorado. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.359 Wait a minute, what do you mean? But that's what 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:46.600 you remember. And when we lived with Dean in Colorado 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.720 just a few years ago, when we were Oh my god, 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.760 you me and Dean, when we were all at Colorado College. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.000 That's right, we had a trampoline outside of the wood 0:02:57.040 --> 0:03:00.560 house and your mother partied like a rock star and 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.720 jumped on the trampoline. That is so awesome. And many 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.600 other college friends. She's awesome. She's so awesome, She's terrific. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.320 I'm gonna visit her. I'm in Atlanta. Can I kind 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.680 of just say this show that I can't say anything 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.520 about it is coming out in Netflix next summer. It's 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:21.240 called Insatiable, and it is so good. It is so fun. 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:27.080 My part is so exciting. I'm very rarely and this 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.000 excited about something. But so I've been in Atlanta. I'm 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.600 gonna be in Atlanta for a while, but I'm gonna 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:34.200 go visit jannat Marine and Mittens. I'm gonna meet her 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:40.080 in New York next weekend. She's bringing Mittens to the city. Yeah, 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.160 she's gonna bring She brings Mittens on walks on a 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.640 leash she has. She has a leash for Mittens, and 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:49.560 then Mintens has Mint has thumbs, you know, like Mint 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:54.120 has like hands. And so she's been giving Mitten's test 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:59.360 runs in like farther and farther car rides, hoping. She's 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.400 never been to the city before. So it's gonna be me, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.440 my mom and Mittens in Manhattan next week. Said wow, 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.920 you know I just attended parade. If she dresses up 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.760 Mitten's in a costume, she can enter the pumpkin trump effort. Okay, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.760 now you can out for a second. You went to 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.600 the Circleville, Ohio Pumpkin Show home with the Circleville Pumpkin Festival. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.320 Is that correct? You got it. I just returned from 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:25.440 the Heartland. Oh my god, how was it? You know? 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:29.280 It was great. My kids prefer traveling to the Midwest 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.640 over going to Hawaii because I think they're attached to 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.680 the idea that the only vegetables they will beat will 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.120 be fried on a stick. And one can't deny the 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.040 award of a pumpkin doughnuts. Oh my god, it was ters. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.839 We had a great time. Now you were in the 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:51.919 pumpkin you were like, were the pumpkin Queen? Well, I 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.480 you were. You were in them. You were in the 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:58.280 royal party though, no, no, no, no, I I was 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.760 not at all. Actually, I um was nominated, but I 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:07.240 turned it down as early. Yes, yes, you had to 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.240 parade around the high school classrooms with the number on you, 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.600 and I think the boys or the football team got 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.960 the vote on the Upkin Show candidates. I wasn't having 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.320 any heart about how you knew you knew you knew 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.960 and uh and uh, dude, I have stayed in your 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.200 mom's house and I woke up to a cat fight 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:31.000 over my head. So you have, but you do. You 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.360 must be happy to be home, I know sometimes do 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.719 you get Sometimes when people go home, they get little, 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.640 they get up. Did you revert to your middle school 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:42.120 age or which where you have with it? Where? Are 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:45.000 you happy to be back in your own home? Oh? 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.440 I mean I'm happy to be back. It's certainly quite 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.599 different from the hard plan. Yeah, And of course you know, 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.080 being with family as slowly as it can be also 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.000 be a bit try yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.520 Well I remember over Christmas last year, I shared my 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:06.479 first podcast of the year witnessing a dog hump somebody 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.120 on the arm. That was when I realized it was 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.320 time for me to get out of there. I thought, 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:16.160 somebody and then and then my friend said, what are 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.320 you doing? And the person who is letting the dog 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:22.479 pump their arms said, I'm she's just dominating me. And 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.320 that's when it was time to go. That's when you 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:27.280 know that's time to go. When you're like, okay, when 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.560 you're watching American pickers, watching a person have a like 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.960 a lapdog dominate their arm is when that's that in 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.200 case you're wondering, like when is it when of you? 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.200 When have you overstage your welcome? For me, that's usually 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.000 a good clue. Yeah, that's a good single that next time. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.800 I want you to know before we get started. So 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:49.760 I'm filaming in the morning and I have grown two zits. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:53.480 I have as it truly that is like forties its 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.880 in one. Do you know what I mean? It's like underground. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.640 It's like a mountain. It's like Pike's Peak on my floorhead. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.080 It's hiny, you know, and like like there's no this 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.560 is not palpable. It's like a mountain. It hurts. It's 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.920 like an egg. It's like somebody like took up golf 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.960 ball throw it up my forehead but made it a zip. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.480 I cannot I'm like trying. I'm like, do I tried 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.200 icing it. That didn't work. So I'm trying to put 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.440 like hot water, and I'm doing a scene where I'm 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.040 supposed to be in curlers. I'm like, you can't show 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:29.120 this for it's shiny. And then I did the hot 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.200 water last night and I think I burned it and 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.960 now there's like there's like a blister. It is, truly, 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.400 I don't think I had is it this large? I 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.840 don't think anyone's actually ever had is it this large? 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.320 I think I might have broken the largest ZiT on 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.400 my forehead here in Atlanta. But I want you to 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.920 know before we get going. Um. I was, of course 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.560 doing my research as I do. We had six hours 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.160 of television to watch for this week's episode. We're gonna 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.040 do episodes four through six of the Emily Maynard season. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:07:59.680 And in the middle of the night les n I 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.480 was why watching it Friday night and there was a 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.600 fire alarm for the whole building saying the building was 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:08.440 on fire. But pard I was just pissed that that 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.800 meant that I had to like pause watching what was 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:15.080 going to happen with Ari. Yeah, it was pretty exciting. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.640 I escaped, there was no fire, there was even not 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.880 even a fire department. Was very strange. And I want 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:26.200 to say to everybody who's listening along this week. ABC 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.960 dot Com put it on their website. You can watch 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.560 for free. You can watch for free if you want 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:36.440 to see this, because oh god, it's just so exciting. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:41.480 It's so exciting. Yeah, and if we can, I also 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.640 want to say, I'm gonna be at hyenas in Dallas 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.160 doing stand up December one and second and um and 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:48.720 then I will talk a little more at the end 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.000 of the podcast about emails that you guys sent us 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.200 about this San Francisco show and things like that. And 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:58.240 Lorie can be followed at at batch underscore. LORI l 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:04.720 O R I um GLRI here we go. Wow now 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:10.640 what I mean? Wow, I'm liking our just the big headline. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.679 First of all, this is a very good season. If 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.679 anyone is on the fence about watching this season or not, 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.360 I think it's a very good season. I think our 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.440 new Bachelor, you know, I still don't want to like him, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.320 and there is no part of him that I don't like. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:29.080 He is adorable, and he is delightful. He's fun with 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.360 the guys, and he's great with her. He's a great 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.240 We're gonna get to it, but this guy is the 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:38.439 greatest kisser known to man. Yes, and he's terrific. Is 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:42.440 he's not terrifect. He's really charming and cute, and so 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.000 he's buddy's on the show. I mean, I guess we 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.720 can just cut to the chase, because you kind of 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.360 can't google this season without finding out who wins. I 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.800 don't want to point it out. Is it badly not? 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.240 I won't say. I'm not gonna say. Okay, okay. So 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.320 we're starting out, So we're on episode four. They go 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:01.160 to Bermuda, and so the is this dude named Doug. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:05.920 Doug is who we talked about last week, Doug Um. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.200 But we were concerned were you and I were discussing 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.040 this week and if you talked about it, because your 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.760 wealth of knowledge is vast. But he's the guy that 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.079 looks like the nicest guy in the world, he's the 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.880 single dad. But then you told us at the very 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.000 end of the episode that he has an arrest record 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.560 for assault or for beating the mother of his child, 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:29.160 and for shooting a gun into the ground. Is that correct? Yeah? 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.480 You know what's interesting about this is if you remember 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:38.440 the last episode, Emily Um talks about Doug saying that 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:44.040 he's the least angry person. Yeah. Yeah, And you know 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:47.640 we heard we heard this backstory about Doug being in 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.079 and out of foster homes. Really, you know, really sad story. 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.320 He had a far he had a horrible story. Yeah. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:57.880 And and so what's interesting though, is she asks him 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:02.800 what would his ex girlfriends say yes, what did he say? 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.760 He said, he said that she would. So they go 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:08.400 on this one on Wendy and he's really nervous and 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.240 he has So it turns out this big, kind of 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:14.480 douchey guy has absolutely no game, like he he hasn't 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:18.120 kicked a woman in years or something. And she said, 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:21.480 if I asked her ex girlfriend, what's wrong with you? 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:26.679 He said that his Well, before we even get to that, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.360 he's he's he's about to like punch through a glass 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:31.960 wall with the guys, but I guess we'll get there 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.040 in a second. So he tells her she said, if 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.360 I asked her ex girlfriend what was wrong with you? 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:39.800 He would say that I washed her card. I don't 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.520 I wash her card too often, and that I'm too 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.800 good of a dad. Yeah, yeah, it was something like that, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.839 that he spends Yeah, he spends too much time with 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.920 this kid, and he doesn't clean his girlfriend's car. What 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.199 we really want to say is that I spend my 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.960 time with my kids and I don't clean my girlfriend's car. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.600 And I've been arrested for pushing my ex wints against 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.160 the wall and not allowing her shooting the gun into 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.719 the ground. But yeah, I think it's not watching her car, 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.520 but it was interesting watching him because this group of 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.440 guys is actually incredibly charming with one another. And we'll 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:19.040 get to I love this season's villain. There's like there's 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.480 like the big villain and the small villain. It seems 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:25.040 like each season there's like one the equivalent of like this, 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.800 you know, the mega villain on the on Rachel's season 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.360 was lead because he was like a legit racist, but 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.960 then there's also like, um, I feel like people didn't 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:35.960 like the guy that wont you know, they thought he 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:40.600 was cheesy. Um. So in this season we have Kalin, 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.800 who was like the shiny face guy. But then there's 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:48.559 this other villain named Ryan Um Who's who's who's amusing. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:52.000 I mean, he's a complete male pig. He's he's a 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:55.559 very fun villain. He's a great villain because he's awful, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.880 but he's amusing. Um but the guy. But generally, aside 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.920 from those two, she's a really nice group of guys. 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.240 And so they're all hanging out and before Doug gets picked, 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.000 they rile them up about him not having a one 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.840 on one and he's literally about to punch, Like you 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.319 feel like he wants to hold all of their necks 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.960 up against the wall and like punch their faces in. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.959 I know, how easy was it to push this button? 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:24.120 It was super tense. Yeah, and are made fun of 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.640 him are afterwards? Was goes Doug Matt dougs like the Hulk, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:35.480 Doug angry, Doug sad, Doug smashed faces. Yeah, that was great. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.880 I mean here he is adorable, but it's true he 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.839 got completely fired up for no reason whatsoever. And then 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.960 he told her he used the phrasing I scolded all 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:51.160 the boys. It's like anybody that scolds their peers, like 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.400 at the age of thirty one, like you're a dick man, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:14:00.240 Like I don't want my equal scolding me, Like could 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:04.040 to schoold somebody when they're five and you're thirty and 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.640 you're still they're gonna remember you as being a dick 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:11.559 when they're adults. Exactly. Yeah, nobody wants to be scolded. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.320 But he looks a little roydy. They go on this date, 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:19.600 they go by like glass frogs in and they go shopping. Um, 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:24.560 I can say overall watching this season, well, she's not 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:28.920 a firecracker like Caitlin. I do like her, like I 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.560 feel like she's not pushed her on by the producers, 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.880 Like I feel like she really actually is making her 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.840 own choices, which is fun to watch. And she's the 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.480 sweetest too. She's nice, actually has a backbone. She does 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.320 have a background to me during this season. Yeah, she does, 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:50.120 I and and and she really it's interesting because this 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.840 is all pre Tinder and stuff like this. So a 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.640 lot of the guys, like a guy like Doug, and 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:58.680 then there's other guys that some of these guys haven't 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.760 been on dates and like two years, you know, and 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.120 a few of the guys haven't been on day in 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.840 two years. I don't think in two seventeen that's happening. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.680 I think guys just go on their phone, Like you 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.680 get the feeling some of these guys haven't kissed a 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:17.040 girl in two years. Like I don't think that. I 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.840 think the pretender, I don't think. And it's an interesting 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:28.000 and she really is a beautiful single mom who's not 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.800 gonna like you're not getting more than she'll kiss you. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:37.880 But like it's it's a very chaste season. Yeah, oh yeah, 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:43.960 and she certainly she certainly is Um is that traditional 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:49.120 bachelorette who you know likes to handle herself in a 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.200 very ladylike fashion. That's those are her words, not mine. Yeah, 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.560 and so yeah, she's she's very traditional on that set. Well, 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.200 it's funny, Like again, the only ones I've seen are 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:03.000 Caitlyn and Rachel and Jojo, and they were just much 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:06.360 more physical. It was just it's just she's a completely 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:11.040 different breed of bachelorette than these three. Oh yeah, for sure, 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.720 for sure. And and as I said, I think during 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.840 our last podcast, ABC was over the moon when they 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.200 got hurt because you know, they could never written a 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.960 better story about her. Well, and it's also weird and interesting. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.480 It makes the guy, It puts the guys on best 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:29.920 behavior because her kid is on the show up through 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:34.160 episode five. So like her kids in Bermuda, they go 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:37.920 to London, the kids in London, like it's a little 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:42.280 a very cute little girl who's on the Bachelor with 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:46.680 They know she's going home to her little girl at night. Yeah. Yeah, 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.440 And I appreciate that she doesn't introduce Ky to any 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:54.080 of the contestants. I think that's a smart move. Um No, 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.160 And she seems like a really good mom. I have 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.680 to like what you watch her. She's like, you know, 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.520 sweet she was like, she goes, she's She even said, 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.520 and I'm paraphrasing, but like, I don't have a lot 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:07.719 of talents. I'm not the smartest, I'm not the most gifted. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.639 But I think I'm a really good mom. And it 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.679 made me like or even more, you know, I was like, 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:17.200 you're you're a nice person. You're she's a great mom. Um. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:20.360 So Doug the guy, the roydy guy, he doesn't kiss her, 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:26.679 and it's awkward and and she she says in her confessional, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:30.520 don't make me make the first move. And then in 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.960 his confessional he started talking in the third person and says, 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.760 if Emily wants a kiss from Doug, she'll let Doug. No, 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:44.040 Emily wants a kiss. That third person, what motivates the 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.480 person to talk and what motivates Mari to talk about 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:51.600 third person? What motivates when Arden. When Arden's talking in 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:55.080 the third person, it's mostly because Ardens has taken over 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.520 control of her brain. And is I really feel like 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:03.119 a C, like a C what do you call? And 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:06.480 it's like not in anbup, but like almost like a 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.560 It almost would be like a jellyfish has moved onto 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:11.840 my forehead and that would make art a talk in 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:16.720 the third person. Oh yeah, I might have to take 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:19.520 a picture. I'm gonna take a picture and and send 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:22.000 it to you in a second of my fort I'm 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:23.879 gonna say, see if I wonder if I could text 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:27.760 you my as So don't they have a makeup artist 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.360 to take care of that. They do, but they do. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.359 They can just crap out theory. They could in theory 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.240 they could. Wait, I gotta get some light on this. 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.800 I don't know if you can really see. Just okay, 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:44.080 oh my god, it's it's the width of it. Okay, okay, 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:48.679 I just oh my god, Okay, I don't think it 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:52.360 fully is doing justice, but I'm gonna send it to you. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:57.080 It's not fully showing. It's because it's they can It's 0:18:57.119 --> 0:19:03.119 not even like red. It's more just whole and giant. Well, 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:09.280 maybe do you remember our friend Carrie from the college. Yes, um, 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:12.520 do you? She told a story one time how when 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:17.120 she was traveling abroad, there was some guy who got 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:22.800 bit by a spider or something and then he's just 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:24.960 funn he had it and he popped as it and 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:29.320 enough hundreds of a little spiders who No, I don't 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:32.439 remember that. That is what's happening on your head in 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.560 time for Halloween. Oh my god, that is if that happens, 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:41.440 I'll be so grossed out and excited. I think it's 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.480 going to happen during one of your scenes. I think 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:47.400 that's just that's so out of Oh my god. While 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.440 I'm working with a Lissa Milano who I like so much, 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:52.080 like I like her, but like I want her to 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:54.400 like me. Do you think she would like me less? If? 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.120 By the way, she started a fucking revolution this week 0:19:57.160 --> 0:20:00.600 and she's the best and I love her. Yeah with me, Yeah, 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:03.680 she started me too, She's the best. Do you think 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:07.080 she would like me less? If? Um, a hundred spiders 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:11.200 called out of my exit that's on my forehead? I think. 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:14.960 I mean, I can't see why she wouldn't like him more? Really, um, 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:17.240 did you did it come through? Did you see the photo? 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:21.960 I just texted you? I came through my computer and 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:24.879 I know I look here, You're not gonna really fully 0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:28.040 understand the magnitude of what I'm doing. That's a picture 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:32.240 that is No, it's not a good note. No no, no, no, 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.600 you're not fully seeing. I'm gonna FaceTime you after so 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:39.800 I can really show you. Okay, Okay, wait a minute. Okay, 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:44.760 so I want to get back to so um, so 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:49.680 he doesn't kiss her, so are just overall? So he's 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:51.719 hanging out with this guy named Jeff. The two of 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:55.400 them are so adorable together. So there's this nerdy guyl 0:20:55.560 --> 0:21:00.600 named Jeff who it's like a hitster. And and aside 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:05.760 from Wells, I feel like I feel like The Bachelor 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:09.800 never really has real hipsters on it. Yeah, you know, 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:13.040 I'll say this. We didn't really really talk about Jeff 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.920 during the last cast, and I'm telling you, Jeff and 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:19.760 Ari are two of my all time. They were so cute. 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:23.800 You're so cute. Yeah, so cute. And he's, you know, 0:21:23.960 --> 0:21:30.399 an independently wealthy former Mormon boy. He saw spoken free 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:35.080 spirited and during the season, I remember Jeff was teased 0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:40.080 relentlessly for his hair and his jeans, but time did 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:43.320 him well, oh my god, are you serious? Because he's 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:47.879 he's the only one. Are also, Arena loved this skinny 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:50.040 tie then, and then if you look at that really 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:53.480 dumb good Morning America Meet the New Bachelor photo with 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:57.680 him holding out a rose, he's loved the skinny tie. 0:21:57.800 --> 0:21:59.960 Into Gus in twelve and he's still in this skinny tie. 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:03.720 But he loves the skinny time. But Jeff, he was kidding. 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:06.360 He really that he really was ahead of the song. 0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:10.199 You know these guys, he's so much for his fashion. 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:13.440 Backup are you if when you watch this? I mean, 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:16.560 I feel like we're watching something from like two thousand five, 0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:19.600 don't It does not feel like just five years ago. 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:25.600 There is one there is one shot Ryan and a 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:28.080 tank top. He's so so. All the guys go on 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:31.760 a group date except for Ryan, and Ryan is wearing 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:37.720 what appears to be like a women's job bra gymnastics, 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:39.840 like a gym, like a leo's hard or like a 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:43.480 like a woman's speedo. That he's just like hanging around. 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:47.480 So they go to Croatia. They go from Bermuda, Croatia. 0:22:48.000 --> 0:22:50.800 She got a lot of no wait, they go to London. 0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:54.119 There in London, they go to London. So he's here 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:59.280 at the hotel in London in this like woman's brawlt 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.000 into the hotel. Is that when you would what would 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:05.000 you how would you describe that thing that he was wearing. Well, 0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:09.200 you know it's before men or women, and it certainly 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:14.520 is like a a camusel maybe, but it feels better 0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:17.159 than it does, like a job bra. It's like or 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:19.800 or like a woman, like a or like a pre 0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:25.400 teen training bra. It's like a bra. It's like a bra, 0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:31.880 and then it's caught like a lady's racer back, like volleyball. 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:36.280 It's it's like a volleyball top. And it's very Oh 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:39.359 my god, it's amazing because he has very well defined 0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:42.720 pectorial Yeah, because he was, he was, because he was 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:45.439 you know what, you know that he he thinks, he 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:48.160 knows he looks good. Like in his mind, he's really 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:52.320 stuck his landing. Oh my god, he is just he 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:54.639 has so much to offer, Oh my god, and he 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:58.080 can't stop. He can't. When you're in the one, if 0:23:58.080 --> 0:24:01.080 you're out there and you're if if you have any 0:24:01.119 --> 0:24:03.320 inclination just to keep telling the world how much you 0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:05.600 have it, you should let somebody else, even just pay 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:07.800 somebody secretly to tell the world how much you have 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:10.320