Speaker 1: No entering, noticed Dockholm. Oh yeah, we read again. We
Speaker 1: should a lover Romerica, this world, yeah, this word, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was the marvelous Mark Rivers singing, of course,
Speaker 1: the most important song to ever be recorded in the
Speaker 1: history of music. Williams said, this row is. My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marine, and I am on the phone from
Speaker 1: Atlanta to my co host for this Melie excitement of
Speaker 1: discovering who the fuck is this new bachelor. She also
Speaker 1: happens to be Paget Brewster's rival and one of my
Speaker 1: very best friends. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Laurie him you
Speaker 1: were a hit last week. A lot of people agreed
Speaker 1: that you were like the ken Burns of the bachelor world. Well,
Speaker 1: it's nice to know that your listeners are forgetting a
Speaker 1: plum standard. You know, actually has a very high standards
Speaker 1: and does not hold her opinion to herself. Jennereen does
Speaker 1: not of a little Compton real estate home of all
Speaker 1: your summer rental needs, although she's told me recently she's
Speaker 1: sick of rentals, so only call her if you want
Speaker 1: to buy a house. Um. She thought you were wonderful,
Speaker 1: as she is very quick to say if you're not
Speaker 1: n well, you know, we have that bonding experience on
Speaker 1: the trampiont even call it. Oh my god, I might
Speaker 1: be in her grace Kate. When I was in college,
Speaker 1: my friend Katie loved my mom, Jane Breen, so much
Speaker 1: that she went to it was like b J's, which
Speaker 1: was I don't even know if the existiting murther, but
Speaker 1: it was like what the original costco in Massachusetts. It's
Speaker 1: called b J's. And um, she bought my mom a
Speaker 1: giant trampoline and we would like crack her egg and
Speaker 1: you guys, and I know that she laughed so hard
Speaker 1: that she always pies her peace. Did she her peer
Speaker 1: pants with you? Maybe? Uh? No, she did not pe
Speaker 1: Peter Pancer. This is actually was the trampoline in Colorado.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what do you mean? But that's what
Speaker 1: you remember. And when we lived with Dean in Colorado
Speaker 1: just a few years ago, when we were Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you me and Dean, when we were all at Colorado College.
Speaker 1: That's right, we had a trampoline outside of the wood
Speaker 1: house and your mother partied like a rock star and
Speaker 1: jumped on the trampoline. That is so awesome. And many
Speaker 1: other college friends. She's awesome. She's so awesome, She's terrific.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna visit her. I'm in Atlanta. Can I kind
Speaker 1: of just say this show that I can't say anything
Speaker 1: about it is coming out in Netflix next summer. It's
Speaker 1: called Insatiable, and it is so good. It is so fun.
Speaker 1: My part is so exciting. I'm very rarely and this
Speaker 1: excited about something. But so I've been in Atlanta. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in Atlanta for a while, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go visit jannat Marine and Mittens. I'm gonna meet her
Speaker 1: in New York next weekend. She's bringing Mittens to the city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna bring She brings Mittens on walks on a
Speaker 1: leash she has. She has a leash for Mittens, and
Speaker 1: then Mintens has Mint has thumbs, you know, like Mint
Speaker 1: has like hands. And so she's been giving Mitten's test
Speaker 1: runs in like farther and farther car rides, hoping. She's
Speaker 1: never been to the city before. So it's gonna be me,
Speaker 1: my mom and Mittens in Manhattan next week. Said wow,
Speaker 1: you know I just attended parade. If she dresses up
Speaker 1: Mitten's in a costume, she can enter the pumpkin trump effort. Okay,
Speaker 1: now you can out for a second. You went to
Speaker 1: the Circleville, Ohio Pumpkin Show home with the Circleville Pumpkin Festival.
Speaker 1: Is that correct? You got it. I just returned from
Speaker 1: the Heartland. Oh my god, how was it? You know?
Speaker 1: It was great. My kids prefer traveling to the Midwest
Speaker 1: over going to Hawaii because I think they're attached to
Speaker 1: the idea that the only vegetables they will beat will
Speaker 1: be fried on a stick. And one can't deny the
Speaker 1: award of a pumpkin doughnuts. Oh my god, it was ters.
Speaker 1: We had a great time. Now you were in the
Speaker 1: pumpkin you were like, were the pumpkin Queen? Well, I
Speaker 1: you were. You were in them. You were in the
Speaker 1: royal party though, no, no, no, no, I I was
Speaker 1: not at all. Actually, I um was nominated, but I
Speaker 1: turned it down as early. Yes, yes, you had to
Speaker 1: parade around the high school classrooms with the number on you,
Speaker 1: and I think the boys or the football team got
Speaker 1: the vote on the Upkin Show candidates. I wasn't having
Speaker 1: any heart about how you knew you knew you knew
Speaker 1: and uh and uh, dude, I have stayed in your
Speaker 1: mom's house and I woke up to a cat fight
Speaker 1: over my head. So you have, but you do. You
Speaker 1: must be happy to be home, I know sometimes do
Speaker 1: you get Sometimes when people go home, they get little,
Speaker 1: they get up. Did you revert to your middle school
Speaker 1: age or which where you have with it? Where? Are
Speaker 1: you happy to be back in your own home? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm happy to be back. It's certainly quite
Speaker 1: different from the hard plan. Yeah, And of course you know,
Speaker 1: being with family as slowly as it can be also
Speaker 1: be a bit try yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I remember over Christmas last year, I shared my
Speaker 1: first podcast of the year witnessing a dog hump somebody
Speaker 1: on the arm. That was when I realized it was
Speaker 1: time for me to get out of there. I thought,
Speaker 1: somebody and then and then my friend said, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And the person who is letting the dog
Speaker 1: pump their arms said, I'm she's just dominating me. And
Speaker 1: that's when it was time to go. That's when you
Speaker 1: know that's time to go. When you're like, okay, when
Speaker 1: you're watching American pickers, watching a person have a like
Speaker 1: a lapdog dominate their arm is when that's that in
Speaker 1: case you're wondering, like when is it when of you?
Speaker 1: When have you overstage your welcome? For me, that's usually
Speaker 1: a good clue. Yeah, that's a good single that next time.
Speaker 1: I want you to know before we get started. So
Speaker 1: I'm filaming in the morning and I have grown two zits.
Speaker 1: I have as it truly that is like forties its
Speaker 1: in one. Do you know what I mean? It's like underground.
Speaker 1: It's like a mountain. It's like Pike's Peak on my floorhead.
Speaker 1: It's hiny, you know, and like like there's no this
Speaker 1: is not palpable. It's like a mountain. It hurts. It's
Speaker 1: like an egg. It's like somebody like took up golf
Speaker 1: ball throw it up my forehead but made it a zip.
Speaker 1: I cannot I'm like trying. I'm like, do I tried
Speaker 1: icing it. That didn't work. So I'm trying to put
Speaker 1: like hot water, and I'm doing a scene where I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be in curlers. I'm like, you can't show
Speaker 1: this for it's shiny. And then I did the hot
Speaker 1: water last night and I think I burned it and
Speaker 1: now there's like there's like a blister. It is, truly,
Speaker 1: I don't think I had is it this large? I
Speaker 1: don't think anyone's actually ever had is it this large?
Speaker 1: I think I might have broken the largest ZiT on
Speaker 1: my forehead here in Atlanta. But I want you to
Speaker 1: know before we get going. Um. I was, of course
Speaker 1: doing my research as I do. We had six hours
Speaker 1: of television to watch for this week's episode. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do episodes four through six of the Emily Maynard season.
Speaker 1: And in the middle of the night les n I
Speaker 1: was why watching it Friday night and there was a
Speaker 1: fire alarm for the whole building saying the building was
Speaker 1: on fire. But pard I was just pissed that that
Speaker 1: meant that I had to like pause watching what was
Speaker 1: going to happen with Ari. Yeah, it was pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: I escaped, there was no fire, there was even not
Speaker 1: even a fire department. Was very strange. And I want
Speaker 1: to say to everybody who's listening along this week. ABC
Speaker 1: dot Com put it on their website. You can watch
Speaker 1: for free. You can watch for free if you want
Speaker 1: to see this, because oh god, it's just so exciting.
Speaker 1: It's so exciting. Yeah, and if we can, I also
Speaker 1: want to say, I'm gonna be at hyenas in Dallas
Speaker 1: doing stand up December one and second and um and
Speaker 1: then I will talk a little more at the end
Speaker 1: of the podcast about emails that you guys sent us
Speaker 1: about this San Francisco show and things like that. And
Speaker 1: Lorie can be followed at at batch underscore. LORI l
Speaker 1: O R I um GLRI here we go. Wow now
Speaker 1: what I mean? Wow, I'm liking our just the big headline.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is a very good season. If
Speaker 1: anyone is on the fence about watching this season or not,
Speaker 1: I think it's a very good season. I think our
Speaker 1: new Bachelor, you know, I still don't want to like him,
Speaker 1: and there is no part of him that I don't like.
Speaker 1: He is adorable, and he is delightful. He's fun with
Speaker 1: the guys, and he's great with her. He's a great
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to it, but this guy is the
Speaker 1: greatest kisser known to man. Yes, and he's terrific. Is
Speaker 1: he's not terrifect. He's really charming and cute, and so
Speaker 1: he's buddy's on the show. I mean, I guess we
Speaker 1: can just cut to the chase, because you kind of
Speaker 1: can't google this season without finding out who wins. I
Speaker 1: don't want to point it out. Is it badly not?
Speaker 1: I won't say. I'm not gonna say. Okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: we're starting out, So we're on episode four. They go
Speaker 1: to Bermuda, and so the is this dude named Doug.
Speaker 1: Doug is who we talked about last week, Doug Um.
Speaker 1: But we were concerned were you and I were discussing
Speaker 1: this week and if you talked about it, because your
Speaker 1: wealth of knowledge is vast. But he's the guy that
Speaker 1: looks like the nicest guy in the world, he's the
Speaker 1: single dad. But then you told us at the very
Speaker 1: end of the episode that he has an arrest record
Speaker 1: for assault or for beating the mother of his child,
Speaker 1: and for shooting a gun into the ground. Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about this is if you remember
Speaker 1: the last episode, Emily Um talks about Doug saying that
Speaker 1: he's the least angry person. Yeah. Yeah, And you know
Speaker 1: we heard we heard this backstory about Doug being in
Speaker 1: and out of foster homes. Really, you know, really sad story.
Speaker 1: He had a far he had a horrible story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and so what's interesting though, is she asks him
Speaker 1: what would his ex girlfriends say yes, what did he say?
Speaker 1: He said, he said that she would. So they go
Speaker 1: on this one on Wendy and he's really nervous and
Speaker 1: he has So it turns out this big, kind of
Speaker 1: douchey guy has absolutely no game, like he he hasn't
Speaker 1: kicked a woman in years or something. And she said,
Speaker 1: if I asked her ex girlfriend, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: He said that his Well, before we even get to that,
Speaker 1: he's he's he's about to like punch through a glass
Speaker 1: wall with the guys, but I guess we'll get there
Speaker 1: in a second. So he tells her she said, if
Speaker 1: I asked her ex girlfriend what was wrong with you?
Speaker 1: He would say that I washed her card. I don't
Speaker 1: I wash her card too often, and that I'm too
Speaker 1: good of a dad. Yeah, yeah, it was something like that,
Speaker 1: that he spends Yeah, he spends too much time with
Speaker 1: this kid, and he doesn't clean his girlfriend's car. What
Speaker 1: we really want to say is that I spend my
Speaker 1: time with my kids and I don't clean my girlfriend's car.
Speaker 1: And I've been arrested for pushing my ex wints against
Speaker 1: the wall and not allowing her shooting the gun into
Speaker 1: the ground. But yeah, I think it's not watching her car,
Speaker 1: but it was interesting watching him because this group of
Speaker 1: guys is actually incredibly charming with one another. And we'll
Speaker 1: get to I love this season's villain. There's like there's
Speaker 1: like the big villain and the small villain. It seems
Speaker 1: like each season there's like one the equivalent of like this,
Speaker 1: you know, the mega villain on the on Rachel's season
Speaker 1: was lead because he was like a legit racist, but
Speaker 1: then there's also like, um, I feel like people didn't
Speaker 1: like the guy that wont you know, they thought he
Speaker 1: was cheesy. Um. So in this season we have Kalin,
Speaker 1: who was like the shiny face guy. But then there's
Speaker 1: this other villain named Ryan Um Who's who's who's amusing.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a complete male pig. He's he's a
Speaker 1: very fun villain. He's a great villain because he's awful,
Speaker 1: but he's amusing. Um but the guy. But generally, aside
Speaker 1: from those two, she's a really nice group of guys.
Speaker 1: And so they're all hanging out and before Doug gets picked,
Speaker 1: they rile them up about him not having a one
Speaker 1: on one and he's literally about to punch, Like you
Speaker 1: feel like he wants to hold all of their necks
Speaker 1: up against the wall and like punch their faces in.
Speaker 1: I know, how easy was it to push this button?
Speaker 1: It was super tense. Yeah, and are made fun of
Speaker 1: him are afterwards? Was goes Doug Matt dougs like the Hulk,
Speaker 1: Doug angry, Doug sad, Doug smashed faces. Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 1: I mean here he is adorable, but it's true he
Speaker 1: got completely fired up for no reason whatsoever. And then
Speaker 1: he told her he used the phrasing I scolded all
Speaker 1: the boys. It's like anybody that scolds their peers, like
Speaker 1: at the age of thirty one, like you're a dick man,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want my equal scolding me, Like could
Speaker 1: to schoold somebody when they're five and you're thirty and
Speaker 1: you're still they're gonna remember you as being a dick
Speaker 1: when they're adults. Exactly. Yeah, nobody wants to be scolded.
Speaker 1: But he looks a little roydy. They go on this date,
Speaker 1: they go by like glass frogs in and they go shopping. Um,
Speaker 1: I can say overall watching this season, well, she's not
Speaker 1: a firecracker like Caitlin. I do like her, like I
Speaker 1: feel like she's not pushed her on by the producers,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like she really actually is making her
Speaker 1: own choices, which is fun to watch. And she's the
Speaker 1: sweetest too. She's nice, actually has a backbone. She does
Speaker 1: have a background to me during this season. Yeah, she does,
Speaker 1: I and and and she really it's interesting because this
Speaker 1: is all pre Tinder and stuff like this. So a
Speaker 1: lot of the guys, like a guy like Doug, and
Speaker 1: then there's other guys that some of these guys haven't
Speaker 1: been on dates and like two years, you know, and
Speaker 1: a few of the guys haven't been on day in
Speaker 1: two years. I don't think in two seventeen that's happening.
Speaker 1: I think guys just go on their phone, Like you
Speaker 1: get the feeling some of these guys haven't kissed a
Speaker 1: girl in two years. Like I don't think that. I
Speaker 1: think the pretender, I don't think. And it's an interesting
Speaker 1: and she really is a beautiful single mom who's not
Speaker 1: gonna like you're not getting more than she'll kiss you.
Speaker 1: But like it's it's a very chaste season. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and she certainly she certainly is Um is that traditional
Speaker 1: bachelorette who you know likes to handle herself in a
Speaker 1: very ladylike fashion. That's those are her words, not mine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, she's she's very traditional on that set. Well,
Speaker 1: it's funny, Like again, the only ones I've seen are
Speaker 1: Caitlyn and Rachel and Jojo, and they were just much
Speaker 1: more physical. It was just it's just she's a completely
Speaker 1: different breed of bachelorette than these three. Oh yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure. And and as I said, I think during
Speaker 1: our last podcast, ABC was over the moon when they
Speaker 1: got hurt because you know, they could never written a
Speaker 1: better story about her. Well, and it's also weird and interesting.
Speaker 1: It makes the guy, It puts the guys on best
Speaker 1: behavior because her kid is on the show up through
Speaker 1: episode five. So like her kids in Bermuda, they go
Speaker 1: to London, the kids in London, like it's a little
Speaker 1: a very cute little girl who's on the Bachelor with
Speaker 1: They know she's going home to her little girl at night. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that she doesn't introduce Ky to any
Speaker 1: of the contestants. I think that's a smart move. Um No,
Speaker 1: And she seems like a really good mom. I have
Speaker 1: to like what you watch her. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: sweet she was like, she goes, she's She even said,
Speaker 1: and I'm paraphrasing, but like, I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of talents. I'm not the smartest, I'm not the most gifted.
Speaker 1: But I think I'm a really good mom. And it
Speaker 1: made me like or even more, you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: you're you're a nice person. You're she's a great mom. Um.
Speaker 1: So Doug the guy, the roydy guy, he doesn't kiss her,
Speaker 1: and it's awkward and and she she says in her confessional,
Speaker 1: don't make me make the first move. And then in
Speaker 1: his confessional he started talking in the third person and says,
Speaker 1: if Emily wants a kiss from Doug, she'll let Doug. No,
Speaker 1: Emily wants a kiss. That third person, what motivates the
Speaker 1: person to talk and what motivates Mari to talk about
Speaker 1: third person? What motivates when Arden. When Arden's talking in
Speaker 1: the third person, it's mostly because Ardens has taken over
Speaker 1: control of her brain. And is I really feel like
Speaker 1: a C, like a C what do you call? And
Speaker 1: it's like not in anbup, but like almost like a
Speaker 1: It almost would be like a jellyfish has moved onto
Speaker 1: my forehead and that would make art a talk in
Speaker 1: the third person. Oh yeah, I might have to take
Speaker 1: a picture. I'm gonna take a picture and and send
Speaker 1: it to you in a second of my fort I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, see if I wonder if I could text
Speaker 1: you my as So don't they have a makeup artist
Speaker 1: to take care of that. They do, but they do.
Speaker 1: They can just crap out theory. They could in theory
Speaker 1: they could. Wait, I gotta get some light on this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can really see. Just okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's it's the width of it. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I just oh my god, Okay, I don't think it
Speaker 1: fully is doing justice, but I'm gonna send it to you.
Speaker 1: It's not fully showing. It's because it's they can It's
Speaker 1: not even like red. It's more just whole and giant. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe do you remember our friend Carrie from the college. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: do you? She told a story one time how when
Speaker 1: she was traveling abroad, there was some guy who got
Speaker 1: bit by a spider or something and then he's just
Speaker 1: funn he had it and he popped as it and
Speaker 1: enough hundreds of a little spiders who No, I don't
Speaker 1: remember that. That is what's happening on your head in
Speaker 1: time for Halloween. Oh my god, that is if that happens,
Speaker 1: I'll be so grossed out and excited. I think it's
Speaker 1: going to happen during one of your scenes. I think
Speaker 1: that's just that's so out of Oh my god. While
Speaker 1: I'm working with a Lissa Milano who I like so much,
Speaker 1: like I like her, but like I want her to
Speaker 1: like me. Do you think she would like me less? If?
Speaker 1: By the way, she started a fucking revolution this week
Speaker 1: and she's the best and I love her. Yeah with me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she started me too, She's the best. Do you think
Speaker 1: she would like me less? If? Um, a hundred spiders
Speaker 1: called out of my exit that's on my forehead? I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't see why she wouldn't like him more? Really, um,
Speaker 1: did you did it come through? Did you see the photo?
Speaker 1: I just texted you? I came through my computer and
Speaker 1: I know I look here, You're not gonna really fully
Speaker 1: understand the magnitude of what I'm doing. That's a picture
Speaker 1: that is No, it's not a good note. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not fully seeing. I'm gonna FaceTime you after so
Speaker 1: I can really show you. Okay, Okay, wait a minute. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I want to get back to so um, so
Speaker 1: he doesn't kiss her, so are just overall? So he's
Speaker 1: hanging out with this guy named Jeff. The two of
Speaker 1: them are so adorable together. So there's this nerdy guyl
Speaker 1: named Jeff who it's like a hitster. And and aside
Speaker 1: from Wells, I feel like I feel like The Bachelor
Speaker 1: never really has real hipsters on it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll say this. We didn't really really talk about Jeff
Speaker 1: during the last cast, and I'm telling you, Jeff and
Speaker 1: Ari are two of my all time. They were so cute.
Speaker 1: You're so cute. Yeah, so cute. And he's, you know,
Speaker 1: an independently wealthy former Mormon boy. He saw spoken free
Speaker 1: spirited and during the season, I remember Jeff was teased
Speaker 1: relentlessly for his hair and his jeans, but time did
Speaker 1: him well, oh my god, are you serious? Because he's
Speaker 1: he's the only one. Are also, Arena loved this skinny
Speaker 1: tie then, and then if you look at that really
Speaker 1: dumb good Morning America Meet the New Bachelor photo with
Speaker 1: him holding out a rose, he's loved the skinny tie.
Speaker 1: Into Gus in twelve and he's still in this skinny tie.
Speaker 1: But he loves the skinny time. But Jeff, he was kidding.
Speaker 1: He really that he really was ahead of the song.
Speaker 1: You know these guys, he's so much for his fashion.
Speaker 1: Backup are you if when you watch this? I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're watching something from like two thousand five,
Speaker 1: don't It does not feel like just five years ago.
Speaker 1: There is one there is one shot Ryan and a
Speaker 1: tank top. He's so so. All the guys go on
Speaker 1: a group date except for Ryan, and Ryan is wearing
Speaker 1: what appears to be like a women's job bra gymnastics,
Speaker 1: like a gym, like a leo's hard or like a
Speaker 1: like a woman's speedo. That he's just like hanging around.
Speaker 1: So they go to Croatia. They go from Bermuda, Croatia.
Speaker 1: She got a lot of no wait, they go to London.
Speaker 1: There in London, they go to London. So he's here
Speaker 1: at the hotel in London in this like woman's brawlt
Speaker 1: into the hotel. Is that when you would what would
Speaker 1: you how would you describe that thing that he was wearing. Well,
Speaker 1: you know it's before men or women, and it certainly
Speaker 1: is like a a camusel maybe, but it feels better
Speaker 1: than it does, like a job bra. It's like or
Speaker 1: or like a woman, like a or like a pre
Speaker 1: teen training bra. It's like a bra. It's like a bra,
Speaker 1: and then it's caught like a lady's racer back, like volleyball.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a volleyball top. And it's very Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's amazing because he has very well defined
Speaker 1: pectorial Yeah, because he was, he was, because he was
Speaker 1: you know what, you know that he he thinks, he
Speaker 1: knows he looks good. Like in his mind, he's really
Speaker 1: stuck his landing. Oh my god, he is just he
Speaker 1: has so much to offer, Oh my god, and he
Speaker 1: can't stop. He can't. When you're in the one, if
Speaker 1: you're out there and you're if if you have any
Speaker 1: inclination just to keep telling the world how much you
Speaker 1: have it, you should let somebody else, even just pay
Speaker 1: somebody secretly to tell the world how much you have
Speaker 1: to offer. Because when you're the one keep saying I
Speaker 1: have so much to offer, at a certain point, it's
Speaker 1: like me thinks thou dost brag too much? Like it's
Speaker 1: just like it's good to be confident. But there's a
Speaker 1: way to phrase it. Oh yeah, and oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at to him in a second. It ends on
Speaker 1: a good one. So they go on a group date
Speaker 1: and our future bachelor Aria is there and he is
Speaker 1: sweet and he is earnest and he go and uh
Speaker 1: and they um, oh, they go to this Shakespeare. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're in Stratford upon Avon. So she's lost her voice.
Speaker 1: She is full eryngitis, and um, Ryan is there. Um
Speaker 1: and this is the first time in public. So they
Speaker 1: have to go do Romeo and Juliet, and some people
Speaker 1: are assigned to play Romeo and a few of the
Speaker 1: guys are assigned to play the nurse. And Ari is
Speaker 1: assigned to play the nurse. And he was adorable because
Speaker 1: he legit has major stage right. You can see him
Speaker 1: actually freaking out and he just makes the best of
Speaker 1: it and it is such a good sport and wraps
Speaker 1: his head in the blanket and he just is he's
Speaker 1: he was just charming and funny, and he knew he
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it and he gave it as all.
Speaker 1: He was adorable, Yeah, he was. He was so cute.
Speaker 1: And while they were rehearsing for this, I guess this
Speaker 1: little mini play she had an interaction with Kalen where
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you want to talk
Speaker 1: about that right now, but he essentially shoot him away.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, like whenever. He is like the biggest
Speaker 1: control freak I have ever seen. Like he he you know,
Speaker 1: he was the same guy if you guys are listening,
Speaker 1: he's the same guy last week who said I love
Speaker 1: to hear you talk, but like, don't interrupt me. And
Speaker 1: then he's so controlling that he's rehearsing and she comes
Speaker 1: up to be like, hi, guys, how's it going, you know,
Speaker 1: And then and then he interrupts, like shooes her away
Speaker 1: because he's got to like land his Shakespeare apart. He's awful,
Speaker 1: I know. And he and he shoots her when he
Speaker 1: said you need to run along like she's a dog
Speaker 1: or something. I mean, I would have pulled some grouchy
Speaker 1: tiger hid vacuum ship and sailed through the air to
Speaker 1: take him out. Oh my god, I would love to
Speaker 1: see you do. That would be amazing. That would be
Speaker 1: I would love to get to do some wire work
Speaker 1: and my this in my personal life. You should try
Speaker 1: to arrange them when the spiders them out of your forehead. Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, if I could be like, hey, I listen
Speaker 1: Lano and then fly up in the air like could
Speaker 1: if they could happen on Halloween and then like all
Speaker 1: the spiders come climbing out and that I'm just like
Speaker 1: in a tornado, just like a symphony of spiders and hair. God,
Speaker 1: she feel her she was back un charmed again. She
Speaker 1: and it would just be like I'd feel like so
Speaker 1: exciting for I'd be like Shannon Dougherty. Um, I asked
Speaker 1: around just so you know, because I really take this
Speaker 1: is the most important thing in my life. And so
Speaker 1: I I asked the makeup artist, why do people have
Speaker 1: a lot of plastic surgery have shiny faces? I can
Speaker 1: tell you I have a really shiny face because I
Speaker 1: have is it the size of Killington Ski resort on
Speaker 1: my forehead and the skin is getting pulled taut and
Speaker 1: it's filled with oil. But she said that a lot
Speaker 1: of people get a lot of peels and that their
Speaker 1: skin is tighter. Oh, she thinks it's peels. What are
Speaker 1: you typing? I hear you typing something. What are you typing?
Speaker 1: Oh you can hear me typing? Yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: type in? I'm actually texting you oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I can't wait. I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: what kIPS up and I have on my do not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have on, I'm gonna put on my I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take off my do not disturbed. So I gets
Speaker 1: did you say hit? Then? What should I should? I
Speaker 1: just tell you? Yeah? Okay, so London is episode five?
Speaker 1: I have uh, I have some gospel? Do it? Do it?
Speaker 1: You can always see gossip, okay, okay, good, well, well
Speaker 1: we can we can talk about Ryan. Well. First of all,
Speaker 1: Ryan first mentioned Emily as a trophy one in episode four. Yes,
Speaker 1: he called her a really good trophy wife. And now, yeah,
Speaker 1: this was in the this was in the this was
Speaker 1: in the episode where they did the London thing. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we missed the sailing. We missed the sailing. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have sailing. We have sailing. We have the trophy wife thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Chris arguing about age there. Okay, yeah, yeah, good stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about that stuff. Let's talk. Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put a pause, and guys, I'm so sorry, it's really
Speaker 1: hard to keep six hours of television from two thousand
Speaker 1: twelve in order. Okay, let's talk about we'll come back
Speaker 1: to the sailing. We'll finish up, we'll finish up the Shakespeare,
Speaker 1: and then we'll go back to the sailing. So um
Speaker 1: um so I've never seen like she was so fucking
Speaker 1: sick for all of this. She had no voice, but
Speaker 1: she was a good sport um and uh but I'm
Speaker 1: sure what the locals must have thought, like the local
Speaker 1: Shakespearean theater crowd seeing this group of ding Dong's doing
Speaker 1: Shakespeare in the park, I mean they must have been horrified. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they I mean they looked I guess it depends how
Speaker 1: it was said, but they looked like ding Dongs themselves,
Speaker 1: and that they might have appreciated it. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you know I would have been a very happy king
Speaker 1: dog U. And to you is, would you be stoked
Speaker 1: to kiss someone who is as sick as a dog? Like? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm again, she was so sick, and Ryan was so
Speaker 1: excited that he got to do the kissing scene and
Speaker 1: he's still like four kisses from her. I will say, no,
Speaker 1: Ryan's in my my Let's just call Ryan Matthew McConaughey,
Speaker 1: because he sounds and kind of looks just like Matthew McConaughey,
Speaker 1: but in a woman's tank top with um George Clooney
Speaker 1: Caesar hair from like two thousand three. If you can
Speaker 1: piss to McConaughey and a lady's in a lady's gymnastics
Speaker 1: outfit with a with a Caesar haircut, that's Ryan. So
Speaker 1: McConaughey is all excited and he kisses her. It was
Speaker 1: a pretty good kiss, even though he's disgusting, it was
Speaker 1: a pretty good kiss. Oh yeah, I mean, I just yeah,
Speaker 1: it was an okay kiss. Um, And she admits that
Speaker 1: they have chemistry. But you know what I'm wondering is
Speaker 1: what factor pre empts the sickness? Is a beauty? Is
Speaker 1: it her sweetness? I don't know, she sounded prey, a
Speaker 1: pretty sick I even want to kiss somebody's emily. You
Speaker 1: know what, these guys, I think they get so competitive
Speaker 1: that I think it's like I think it's more it's
Speaker 1: about thinking of her as a trophy. And it's like
Speaker 1: they're not even they're not even listening to her. They
Speaker 1: didn't even notice that she couldn't talk. You know. It's like,
Speaker 1: now is my time to make the advance to the
Speaker 1: pole position, Like I will kill you know, ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: I think it's just that they're just looking at her
Speaker 1: as the object to win. Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: So before we lave Bermuda, they do this. It's a
Speaker 1: group day and they go sailing and um and Jeff
Speaker 1: and Ari we're on the same team and um. You know,
Speaker 1: it was like a pretty major sailing race and um.
Speaker 1: And that was the first time that Ryan Ryan, over
Speaker 1: the course of these three episodes, called her a trophy wife,
Speaker 1: probably eighteen thousand times, like to her face. And she
Speaker 1: she calls him out each time, like she doesn't take
Speaker 1: it lying down and um he yeah, he's just kind
Speaker 1: of disgusting. Um. And then Jeff wraps her in a blanket.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Arid wraps her
Speaker 1: in a blanket and kisses her hair and brushes her
Speaker 1: hair as he kisses her, and Jeff and misses the
Speaker 1: chance to kiss her, and then kalin Um Calin says
Speaker 1: as a bachelorette, Oh no, this is okay. I'm so
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm all over the place. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's hard going into order on three episodes. Um oh,
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's it's impossible but you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think the fact that this begins the discussion about
Speaker 1: Emily being a trophy wife is important. I mean, he
Speaker 1: is so gross, and he's also that guy. If you
Speaker 1: criticize him for the inherent sexism of saying trophy wife,
Speaker 1: his response would be something Mike, well, it's because you
Speaker 1: can't get a trophy wife or you want trophy wift material.
Speaker 1: He's just so he's such a narcissist that I cannot
Speaker 1: take him, even though he's quite quite entertaining. But I mean,
Speaker 1: this is the guy who said, you know, you best
Speaker 1: be getting your butt to the gym. Uh No, he's awful.
Speaker 1: He's awful and he's dangerous because he's entertaining exactly like
Speaker 1: he says things like God designs you to be a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman, so be a beautiful woman. No, he's he's
Speaker 1: well he we have more of him coming up because
Speaker 1: he has at one on one but like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: is all right. Let' let's talk about Ryan. Ryan dresses
Speaker 1: aside from the ladies tank tops he wears. He wears
Speaker 1: like teel teel driving lovers, a lot of blot cut jeans,
Speaker 1: and he's really good at being flirty. He's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a bad boy. He's fun, he's handsome, and
Speaker 1: he's the most sexist, and he thinks he's he thinks
Speaker 1: he's fascinating, and he talks about himself in the third person.
Speaker 1: He admits to the camera he thinks that he should
Speaker 1: be the bachelor, um, and that he's upset he sees
Speaker 1: her kissing Ari at a road ceremony, and he gets
Speaker 1: very upset and he basically like slut chains hard to
Speaker 1: her face. He said, as a bachelorette, she's been given
Speaker 1: a great responsibility and I wanted to make sure she
Speaker 1: makes the most of it. Um. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: God that I need to be a beautiful woman. So
Speaker 1: be a beautiful woman, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: am praying for you that you would impart young impact
Speaker 1: young ladies. And when I sit and watch you and
Speaker 1: Ari kissing, like he just totally shamed her for kissing Ari,
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, And and would would he still be
Speaker 1: holding her to that hyper standard if Emily kissed him Ryan, No,
Speaker 1: of course not not. Yeah. So, I mean he's such
Speaker 1: a blowhard. And you know, I can deal with almost
Speaker 1: any type of person except for narcissistic guys like him
Speaker 1: lack humility. He expects his girlfriend to defer to him
Speaker 1: and his duck dynasty love himself. I mean he is
Speaker 1: you know, he's awful, girl, He's awful, and he's dangerous
Speaker 1: because he has a little charm like That's what makes
Speaker 1: him extra dangerous is a lot of the guys are
Speaker 1: boring and he they're so earnest, and he's got a
Speaker 1: little pepper in his Body's a little bit of a rascal,
Speaker 1: you know, he's a little sassy and he's good at it.
Speaker 1: But what I like about Emily is that ultimately, so
Speaker 1: eventually they go on on one on one date and
Speaker 1: he reads her this list that he thinks, as he
Speaker 1: was the one that wrote for the seven page letter,
Speaker 1: that poor Tony has to listen to him. And he
Speaker 1: reads her a list of the twelve qualities he's looking
Speaker 1: for in a wife, and and it when did he write?
Speaker 1: I wrote him down, he wrote, So we also the
Speaker 1: other guys hate him. The guys say that he shaves
Speaker 1: his legs and plucks his finger fingernail hair. That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Chris said that remember that actually from five years ago,
Speaker 1: that that was a great line. Of course, he plucks
Speaker 1: his finger finger hairs. And then he also, rather than
Speaker 1: saying the world is our yster, he's a dumb dog.
Speaker 1: And he's like, the world is our pearl, you know.
Speaker 1: And she's like, it's our oyster. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just that optimistic. I go right to pearls, you know.
Speaker 1: And then he calls her a trophy wife, and she
Speaker 1: calls him out, and he says, every man should believe
Speaker 1: his wife is a trophy. Um, I got the turquoise
Speaker 1: shoes on tonight to impress you. How are you sorry?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupted his list of twelve things. I
Speaker 1: caught some of them well before he even pulls out
Speaker 1: the list. She's wearing a gold dress, and he says,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna say you don't want to be
Speaker 1: a trophy? And you come dressed like that, basically like
Speaker 1: you're asking for it looking like a trophy. Like, h,
Speaker 1: I know, twelve qualities I love to find in my life.
Speaker 1: He doesn't wink a lot, which is a real red flag. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a little quick what i'd wink. Um, she's a servant.
Speaker 1: She puts her family before herself. The phrase servant, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what I had in my notes. He says, all
Speaker 1: of these things when he wants to find in a wife,
Speaker 1: you know, loyalty, faithful, you know, confident, all of all these,
Speaker 1: you know, relatively harmless qualities to then he has on
Speaker 1: his list someone who is a servant. Yeah, always always
Speaker 1: loves to catch my eye. Oh if I were her,
Speaker 1: I would have gotten pump and flipped the table on him.
Speaker 1: His servant, where you freaking getting well? She and immediately
Speaker 1: sent him home after that, and he but he was
Speaker 1: such a manipulator. And this isn't when I really didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean I already didn't like him from once he
Speaker 1: said servant, well, you know what, and all the trophy wives.
Speaker 1: I was already like out then servants and I was
Speaker 1: fully out. And then when she broke up with him
Speaker 1: and he basically wouldn't let her, then I wanted to
Speaker 1: kick him in the dick. And she and she said
Speaker 1: she sent him home, and she goes, I'm shocked. Um, um,
Speaker 1: I'm telling her she is wrong. Um, And watching a
Speaker 1: man try to make a woman doubt herself, and like
Speaker 1: there was a moment where I thought it was gonna work,
Speaker 1: and then she stuck to her guns and she sent
Speaker 1: him home, and I just I loved her. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I thought she was going and I forgotten. I thought
Speaker 1: maybe she kept him around for the Rose ceremony. But
Speaker 1: you know, I loved said that she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: fit into someone's mold and he didn't have loving family
Speaker 1: on his list. And you know, I say for part
Speaker 1: of this whole scene was then when ari Arite later
Speaker 1: on says, if Ryan is the next Bachelor, the next Bachelor,
Speaker 1: he's really charming, hanging around. He like teases the guys,
Speaker 1: but not too much, you know, like he's really adorable.
Speaker 1: M Um. Yeah, you know what. By the end, I
Speaker 1: was like you, and it made me like Emily even
Speaker 1: more that she saw now that she got rid of him.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, and you texted me
Speaker 1: so now. Unfortunately I did not, by the way, when
Speaker 1: I started this, as I needed to say, with all
Speaker 1: of my seasons, I don't ever I don't ever look
Speaker 1: at reality, Steve. I wanted to go in pure and
Speaker 1: just watch it. Unfortunately, you can't like google her without
Speaker 1: immediately finding out who wins. So if you want to
Speaker 1: know don't want to know who wins, don't google her.
Speaker 1: Um her face in five years. She looks like a
Speaker 1: completely different person five years ago. Can we just also
Speaker 1: discuss that she had brand new teeth on this show,
Speaker 1: Like her teeth are so huge and she's just like
Speaker 1: always sucking on the well, you know, she does look
Speaker 1: a little bit different. But what what I will say
Speaker 1: is this is we have heard her say several times
Speaker 1: during this season that she wants to have a mini
Speaker 1: van full of babies, and that is the truth. So
Speaker 1: this is isn't gonna give it away. But Emily Maynard
Speaker 1: has been pregnant pretty much since. So she's been pregnant
Speaker 1: with the exception of delivering children since So she's been
Speaker 1: the pregnant for three years. Oh my god. So that's
Speaker 1: why she looks That's why she looks so different, because
Speaker 1: she's either just given birth or is you know, newly
Speaker 1: pregnant or fully pregnant. Wow, yeah, she's pregnant. Was I
Speaker 1: think she's pregnant with her fourth child? Are you serious? Dude?
Speaker 1: There was one week of my life where my body,
Speaker 1: I think, was trying to get pregnant and i went
Speaker 1: from a seed to a d cup in one week
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck like? And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I was, or I was, but I mean
Speaker 1: it was like literally seven days where I was like,
Speaker 1: whoa like my boobs just I had to go buy
Speaker 1: new bras. That was just one week. Much last three
Speaker 1: full years, I think we have. We probably have different experiences.
Speaker 1: As you remember when I underwent the IBS drugs, which
Speaker 1: texting you seem rock Yes, yes, dude, that's right, the
Speaker 1: sentimental that dude. It was like, I gotta say it.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine being pregnant for three years straight, or
Speaker 1: giving birth or just giving that. Okay, there you go,
Speaker 1: Well I think I would. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would look like pregnant for three years. That sounds horrible. Um.
Speaker 1: So then there's a two on one date. I guess
Speaker 1: it was in Bermuda, so we're all over the place.
Speaker 1: We're back in Bermuda. There's a two on one dy
Speaker 1: with Wolf versus Neate. Two guys who look exactly alike
Speaker 1: to kind of milk toast, middle of the pack guys.
Speaker 1: Neither the of them will ever stand a chance to win.
Speaker 1: At first, they go cliff jumping. Um. Meanwhile, back at
Speaker 1: back at base camp, like the Roydy, Doug is fighting
Speaker 1: with that guy Chris over their age. Thing did we
Speaker 1: talk on air about Chris was that? Did we actually
Speaker 1: say it on the podcast? You know, I'm too self
Speaker 1: conscious to listen to the podcast. Okay, there was a
Speaker 1: list of what we were supposed to start with. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, so um, they go cliff jumping
Speaker 1: and then they go deep down into like what is
Speaker 1: it a sonoa? What do you a soota? That was
Speaker 1: like their underground caves where there's like water, and um,
Speaker 1: they there's like there's no conversation happening with the three
Speaker 1: of them, and neither of them are confident enough to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, can I talk to you for a second.
Speaker 1: So it's just three people sitting in silent in a cave.
Speaker 1: And this is how we know that it's because one
Speaker 1: of the guys goes, is this quinoa? And then and
Speaker 1: they go what is It's a really good fiber. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's quinoa. It's keia quinola. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh that that's how far we've come in five years.
Speaker 1: In he goes, I know what this is. It's quinoa.
Speaker 1: Like that dinner scene was so awkward, and Nate started
Speaker 1: crying when he was talking about his brother. There's got
Speaker 1: to be more to the story. I didn't quite understand
Speaker 1: what was he staying about his brother. I knew he
Speaker 1: was crying, Yeah it was. It was something about how
Speaker 1: he loved his family. And but that was the only
Speaker 1: notable component of it because it was such imporrant day.
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of guys crying after this sailing thing.
Speaker 1: Charlie the guy, the poor sweet guy who fell from
Speaker 1: a from the balcony onto his head, was wrapped his
Speaker 1: head in his shirt and was crying in the van
Speaker 1: because he didn't get more alone time with her. And
Speaker 1: then later on in the episode, Wolf starts crying and
Speaker 1: like he can tell that he's on, like that he
Speaker 1: might be cut, and he like he's like trying to
Speaker 1: show her how sensitive he is. So he pulls his
Speaker 1: grandparents funeral cards out of his wallet, which feels somewhat
Speaker 1: manipulative when you know her hus like her fiance is dead.
Speaker 1: It's like pull and he's actually pulling out like death cards,
Speaker 1: like pulling the death card to not get eliminated. I
Speaker 1: thought that was his grandfather, was his guardian angel, so manipulative.
Speaker 1: I was touched, of course, I was touched and she
Speaker 1: was as well. But when people have to pull a
Speaker 1: death card to not get eliminated that they don't want
Speaker 1: to bone you, but they can't eliminate you that week. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she couldn't do it. She couldn't do it, So she
Speaker 1: sent home. She stands home, the one that was tearing
Speaker 1: up about his brother. She kept the dud that I
Speaker 1: knew what quinoa was. And then there was a group
Speaker 1: date where Jeff were shorts was knee high socks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good one. Yeah, he had shorts and
Speaker 1: blue socks and uh it felt very competent in his
Speaker 1: his outfit. Uh. And of course he could pull it
Speaker 1: off because he's so cute. He's so cute. Um. And
Speaker 1: this is the episode where I guess I have to
Speaker 1: include this somewhere because it is a tragic. Uh. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so sad. Yes if um at the episode four, Um,
Speaker 1: one of the contestants, UM, I think his name was
Speaker 1: Michael Um. He's the guy with the long hair. I
Speaker 1: know he ended up Diana a drug overdose. You recall
Speaker 1: he was a rehab counselor. He was sweet, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he was actually wasn't featured that much on this season.
Speaker 1: I know, but many of the contestants UM said very
Speaker 1: very nice things about about him, and unfortunately he passed away.
Speaker 1: I know, it's so sad. He's so she seemed so sweet,
Speaker 1: you know, It's it's weird getting to look up everybody.
Speaker 1: And it was still at that time where Um, it's
Speaker 1: still at that time where she would sit down with
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison. They had photos like and peer one frames
Speaker 1: of each of the guys on the addresser and she
Speaker 1: would hold up all the photos and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to brushcast it. I read that, and that made me
Speaker 1: sad for that guy. He was lovely on it and
Speaker 1: I know all the guys that he was really nice,
Speaker 1: So I don't want to like the little that um.
Speaker 1: But but it was interesting, like this even seem progression
Speaker 1: of the show, how she would go and have to
Speaker 1: hold up each guy's face in a frame and then
Speaker 1: discuss them one by one with like Chris Harrison, like who,
Speaker 1: and was very open about who she's thinking about eliminating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, they're there. The show has evolved in several
Speaker 1: ways over the past five years. I mean another thing
Speaker 1: that we didn't mention is um you see on the
Speaker 1: two on one day with Wolfner and Nate. The guy said,
Speaker 1: qui quinola or whatever he said, is that? Um this
Speaker 1: was before they started putting rivals or manufactured life. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is not you know normally now when we
Speaker 1: watch The Bachelor, do you have two people that kind
Speaker 1: of hate each other or there's some sort of drama.
Speaker 1: It's like Alex and Alex and Chad or are um
Speaker 1: you know the twins versus Olivia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: And you know again you don't see people packing their
Speaker 1: suitcases for every single date with her. You see it
Speaker 1: for the two on one, but not for every single date.
Speaker 1: But um, yes, uh you also see in London. This
Speaker 1: again shows you how far back they had to go
Speaker 1: get their Bachelor. Um, her little girl is like taking
Speaker 1: pictures with a real camera of the castles them stuff
Speaker 1: like there's no no, nobody has cell phones out and
Speaker 1: about they had their blackberries, but people are taking pictures
Speaker 1: with real camera phones, like real cameras everywhere. That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah I noticed that too, That's that's that's right. Um,
Speaker 1: so she goes it's so weird because it's like I
Speaker 1: had an iPhone in two thousand seven, like but I
Speaker 1: guess who. I don't know Instagram, I I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like it was filmed like a decade to Go,
Speaker 1: don't you agree? You? Yeah, you know. There. We have
Speaker 1: to also remember that none of the contestants are not
Speaker 1: allowed to have phones when they fill. You wouldn't think
Speaker 1: that that maybe Ricky would have I don't know what'd
Speaker 1: she have? An iPhone? Um? So there is there is
Speaker 1: that it's nobody you. We will not see an iPhone
Speaker 1: for the most part, um when we watch The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: unless it's some parent calling their child and crying, which
Speaker 1: they do. Also a project run my my other game, Briane. Um,
Speaker 1: I needed to take a pea break. Will you hold
Speaker 1: for a second. Okay, I'll be right back. Bye. Hold guys, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: um yes. By the way, I see all your texts. Hi.
Speaker 1: You could just say them out loud. You can just
Speaker 1: say them all out loud. Okay, let's start with them
Speaker 1: your first text, which is what it was your first test,
Speaker 1: but you just text me um, oh yeah, Chris and
Speaker 1: Doug fighting about Oh yeah, okay, let's start with that.
Speaker 1: So um so back at the ranch, Chris Doug, who's
Speaker 1: like the hothead. And by the ranch, I mean, like
Speaker 1: whatever Ramada they're in. Uh, Doug, who's the hulk? Um,
Speaker 1: there's this guy Chris and I can't remember a last
Speaker 1: episode we said on air or not. I thought he
Speaker 1: was adorable and sweet and you said he's Yes, I
Speaker 1: think you did say it on air that he's the
Speaker 1: guy who's been more times than anybody ever on UM
Speaker 1: the Bachelor franchise. And he was adjected to the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: So they started, but he got like compulsively obsessed with Um.
Speaker 1: Like Doug didn't seem to be prodding him any further,
Speaker 1: and like he couldn't let go that he'd given him
Speaker 1: a hard time about being young, and like Chris became
Speaker 1: obsessed with wanting to fight with him about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a complete complex. And you know, he said,
Speaker 1: I'm a grown ass man, and he he really wants
Speaker 1: to pick a fight. And you know, I have to
Speaker 1: guess that he must have been pretty drunk. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: a good guess. Yeah, no, and he and and like
Speaker 1: and like Doug was so condescending about the whole thing, Like,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to punch Dog and I wasn't even
Speaker 1: in a fight with Dog. And I felt like Doug
Speaker 1: was It's that same thing of like I scolded all
Speaker 1: of them, he has that polier than now vibe and
Speaker 1: they all know he's Felli ship because at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, he is the guy that shout the
Speaker 1: gun into the ground, right right. Well, it was weirdn't
Speaker 1: seen seen this interaction because you don't get a sense
Speaker 1: of any other conflict between these guys, because Chris said
Speaker 1: that Doug was over the top humble, and then they
Speaker 1: started to argue about the age, and you know, the
Speaker 1: whole thing was just so stupid. Um. They're just both
Speaker 1: so insecure and um and and Doug wasn't wasn't haven't.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you know, you put these two
Speaker 1: guys in a room, You're gonna have an insecurity explosion.
Speaker 1: It's not a good look. Um. So then another thing
Speaker 1: that we want to talk about in London, there was
Speaker 1: a one on one day with Sean Low because I
Speaker 1: asked you if he was the Virgin the boarding in
Speaker 1: Virgin and Emily that you thought it was a really
Speaker 1: good day. It was. They sort of took in the
Speaker 1: sights of London and it was interesting. It was like
Speaker 1: two dumb dumbs listening to her be like, this is
Speaker 1: rest Mr Abbey, this is where like just just hearing
Speaker 1: the British History Tour. I mean, she's so sweet but
Speaker 1: like having her explained. So she takes him to a
Speaker 1: date at the Tower of London and they get locked.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're my prisoner of love. This is where
Speaker 1: Henry the Eighth locked up two of his wives and
Speaker 1: he had them beheaded. It's like, oh my god, and like, actually,
Speaker 1: I've been to the Tarn, which is actually really neat
Speaker 1: and it does mean there's so much history there and
Speaker 1: just knowing that now the history that there is also
Speaker 1: filled with Emily Maynard and Sean Well having dinner there,
Speaker 1: aside from like all of the it's just insane. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know. I will give Sean bonus points because he
Speaker 1: has talked about Ricky a lot, and I like that
Speaker 1: he said he didn't have a shadow of a doubt
Speaker 1: that he could be a dad to Ricky. Um. He
Speaker 1: clearly has the same faith that Emily has. He's adorable.
Speaker 1: I don't like about Sean is that he is really
Speaker 1: into this idea that he wants somebody who will let
Speaker 1: him lead, which again he says that a few times,
Speaker 1: You're I didn't like it either. He is very much
Speaker 1: I think in many ways he's very much believer of that.
Speaker 1: The man heads up the house and he wants, he
Speaker 1: wants to lead, and he wants her to follow, which
Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe she wants at this point as well.
Speaker 1: But um, that's the one area where I'm like, come on, Sean,
Speaker 1: you're a pretty good guy. You're a great match with her.
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I got into it. I know, I
Speaker 1: know it either. I'm like I grew up in a
Speaker 1: house with such a strong mom that was like if
Speaker 1: somebody said to me, I want to I mean no
Speaker 1: to me, I'm just I am way too independent for
Speaker 1: like I would. I would just be like a ratne cade,
Speaker 1: just like no way, no way. I got that. That
Speaker 1: would freak me out. But you know, he's he's um,
Speaker 1: he's clearly a good guy. And he says it's uh,
Speaker 1: he says so much. She says there are good guys.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of them. And she says, uh, I
Speaker 1: feel less butterflies in my stomach. And this may sound cheesy,
Speaker 1: but I feel oil them more in my heart. So
Speaker 1: and I get that sense that she likes him a lot,
Speaker 1: But I don't feel that chemistry. She doesn't want to
Speaker 1: get she doesn't want to get into the down with him. No,
Speaker 1: you know, when and when she kisses him, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you noticed this. The first few times she's
Speaker 1: kissed him, she's rubbed his back so vigorously, like he
Speaker 1: lost circulation in his laps. I don't know, muscles. I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling the passion from them. Interesting, you know, I
Speaker 1: know that they seem like they are the perfect match
Speaker 1: because they have that Southern thing going on, they have
Speaker 1: the religious thing going on. You know, it's true. They're
Speaker 1: they're a match made in heaven, like the prototypical Barbie
Speaker 1: and Ken for white America, for kind of well, they
Speaker 1: are so vanilla. I feel like Steve Harvey and I'm
Speaker 1: about's white as they come. They are so unbelievably well
Speaker 1: matched that it's surprising to me that she seems to
Speaker 1: have such a draw towards Ari and Jeff. But but
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, that and that's why
Speaker 1: Ryan made it as Bard you need a little sex appeal.
Speaker 1: There's no sex appeal. Yeah, No, it's true. I mean,
Speaker 1: and he has he is checking all the boxes. But
Speaker 1: there's just not that now now I know. And again
Speaker 1: just because I know, when do we hear that he's
Speaker 1: a born again virgin because he hasn't said it yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know actually if he ever says it. So
Speaker 1: why is some Well, I don't want to go for it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it away, give it away,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think he actually says it, uh
Speaker 1: ever in his bachelor time. But um, I see, I
Speaker 1: believe when he uh, when he makes it a little
Speaker 1: bit further on in the season, it's addressed that he
Speaker 1: may not want to semin Oh interesting, okay, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know. I was actually wondering how that would work
Speaker 1: with like, this is such a chaste season and there's
Speaker 1: been a kid around. I'm like, what happens at Fantasy Street?
Speaker 1: Like what this is a different kind of season. This
Speaker 1: is a more formal, old fashioned season, you know. Sure,
Speaker 1: um okay. So then we have the main villain, Kalin.
Speaker 1: So the big controversy and this sort of rattled all that.
Speaker 1: There was ramifications for everybody. Kalin of the shiny face
Speaker 1: and the plastic surgery. He's the one that all the
Speaker 1: guys hate. He flew in the helicopter, and he makes
Speaker 1: he really and he, by the way, is the son
Speaker 1: of a single mom um. He makes the comment that
Speaker 1: Ricky is her daughter is baggage and that you're always
Speaker 1: going to be on a two on one date with
Speaker 1: her because it's gonna be she and Ricky is always
Speaker 1: going to be part of it. I hear you typing,
Speaker 1: I'm typing. This is actually me biting my nails. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that biggie that Ricky is um and so there's
Speaker 1: I'll take I'll t there's gonna be a So she's
Speaker 1: a sick mother who has a child waiting for her,
Speaker 1: and she is so Eventually the Hulk tells her that
Speaker 1: and I loved her line, I want to go West
Speaker 1: Virginia hood rat backwoods on his ass. I know that
Speaker 1: was a terrific, terrific line. And you know what, this
Speaker 1: this particular scene was really sad to me. And this
Speaker 1: is the one, the one scene where I appreciate a
Speaker 1: dog turning into a hulk and telling the Emily because
Speaker 1: she looked so her tells her and it's really painful
Speaker 1: to walk, I really know. And what's sad is that,
Speaker 1: you know, immediately she went to you know, what's the
Speaker 1: most ladylike or a graceful way to handle it? And
Speaker 1: you know, makes me said that she can't just have
Speaker 1: her feelings. But then I love the fact that she
Speaker 1: said that west Ridging a hood red thing and said
Speaker 1: she wants to rip his limbs off and being him
Speaker 1: with it. And then she and then she had the
Speaker 1: great line in the moment I never have a good
Speaker 1: line in the moment. She had a green line in
Speaker 1: the moment where she threw back in his face the line,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear you talk, but not until that done,
Speaker 1: until I'm done. I got that line from you so good.
Speaker 1: It was so good because she confronted him about whether
Speaker 1: he said it, and he admitted he did, and she
Speaker 1: said that Ricky was the furthest thing from baggage. And
Speaker 1: then you know my favorite part which many people recalled
Speaker 1: actually during this season, and when Rachel confronted tomorrowo and
Speaker 1: she said, do you have anything to say for yourself?
Speaker 1: And he said no, and she said, they get the
Speaker 1: funk out. Yes. I really appreciated that. And as you
Speaker 1: remember Rachel's season, she was very firm with Tomorrow and
Speaker 1: kicking him out. And you know, I also it felt
Speaker 1: it was so heartfelt. She talked about how we had
Speaker 1: a single mom and how dare he and how it's
Speaker 1: so disappointing and so inappropriate and assaulting, and I was just,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to stand up and get her
Speaker 1: a standing ovation. I loved her. I loved the way
Speaker 1: she handled it. I loved the way I loved the
Speaker 1: way she handled Ryan. I felt like, and she did
Speaker 1: it with no voice. I mean she was she had
Speaker 1: no voice. She had such bell angite is and but
Speaker 1: she pulled from it the strength and then she basically
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not giving a group rose date out.
Speaker 1: Why didn't any of you guys have my back and
Speaker 1: tell me? And like I appreciated that, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I appreciated that. It was almost like she forgot about
Speaker 1: the production. And so when Doug went to cook for her,
Speaker 1: she gave the stiff arm and yeah, no, she needs
Speaker 1: to be by herself. You know, I will say it.
Speaker 1: I don't know when the guys would have told her,
Speaker 1: because if you think about it, you know, they could
Speaker 1: have told her before the Shakespeare date, and then that
Speaker 1: day would have been ruined. And the day, you know,
Speaker 1: I think there was the date with Sean. So I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I think there might have an eight hour gaps.
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure exactly. And it's not so like
Speaker 1: obviously they could have told her, but I I certainly
Speaker 1: I really appreciated wish she hap me. And but it
Speaker 1: is it's like a fine line because you look at
Speaker 1: this show and you see the guys that are the
Speaker 1: tattle tales, like you don't want to be like, what
Speaker 1: was it? Iggy? Iggy was such a tattle It's like,
Speaker 1: but this is like actually about her kid, you know,
Speaker 1: so I could like she had a point. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really really respected the way she dealt with that.
Speaker 1: But it is equivalent of this year with like the
Speaker 1: racist in the house. You know. It's like it's the
Speaker 1: same kind of huge thing that like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's hard, you know that was I saw. We're glad
Speaker 1: that freaking Callen gets to go back to the West
Speaker 1: Egg and be his asshole self. Yeah. Um, but now
Speaker 1: we get to see Jeff right because I have not
Speaker 1: had a one on one date. Okay, So Jeff gets
Speaker 1: a one on one date and he right at the top,
Speaker 1: he just calls out, He's like, I heard you were
Speaker 1: upset I want you to know I was the one
Speaker 1: talking to him. I stood up to him like he
Speaker 1: owned it right away. He was lucky because he's been
Speaker 1: given warning, you know. Um they go to this etiquette
Speaker 1: school with his lady named Jean, who is a afternoon
Speaker 1: tea with Jean, and she's basically like the biggest cock
Speaker 1: block in all of England. It's just so horrible. It
Speaker 1: was like going on a date with your parent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really rough with like it was really the
Speaker 1: least sexy third party you could have on a date.
Speaker 1: And Jean was talking a lot, so like they couldn't
Speaker 1: even chat. So then they snug out and they went
Speaker 1: on the London Eye, which is the giant um Ferris
Speaker 1: wheeler where you get to eat dinner in your own
Speaker 1: pod and look over London. And he hasn't kissed her yet.
Speaker 1: He missed his opportunity on the beach in Bermuda when
Speaker 1: he had his arm around her and there was fireworks. Um,
Speaker 1: he's like he's intimidated by her and he missed his
Speaker 1: chance overlooking London and the Eye and then he gets
Speaker 1: out and he seizes the opportunity and overlooking the river
Speaker 1: in London, there's a great kiss. Yeah. And you know,
Speaker 1: Keef is so full of good lines. And I don't
Speaker 1: mean that disparagingly. I mean that he seems so genuine
Speaker 1: when he says his lines. So for instance, um, callin
Speaker 1: when he referred to Ricky has baggage, he said, Ricky
Speaker 1: is only baggage if she is a Chloe handbag, which
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is. Well, whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: vat Yeah he did. It was good. He was pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a really good He's endurable. So he's a
Speaker 1: former Mormon. That's interesting. I was wondering. He lives in
Speaker 1: Salt Lake and he's so handsome. Um, that's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know he I really so. Part of the
Speaker 1: reason why I really liked this season is because when
Speaker 1: Jeff talks Jeff and all Right for that matter, I
Speaker 1: am totally engaged. And I think it's because they are
Speaker 1: so thoughtful and introspective and really good at expressing their
Speaker 1: feelings eloquently, And that's why this season is so good.
Speaker 1: They were cool, non do she guys what reality Steve said?
Speaker 1: Who are able to go beyond the typical love cliches.
Speaker 1: They are real guys. Yeah, I know, they were adorable.
Speaker 1: And again they were kind of hipster, which is weird.
Speaker 1: They were skinny, and you know, they weren't all roydy,
Speaker 1: but they were cute as can be. Jeff had like
Speaker 1: a charity that he started like for water, like he
Speaker 1: I'm not exactly it's like Tom's but of water. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. Um um, yeah, it was really it was
Speaker 1: a good day. She likes him and he likes her
Speaker 1: and and it's a weird pairing because he is sort
Speaker 1: of like this little hipster and she's sort of the
Speaker 1: southern beauty queen. And it's an interesting combo. It's such
Speaker 1: an interesting combo. And he is so much smaller than
Speaker 1: all the other buff guys, including r is not buffs,
Speaker 1: but he's not much small a little. He's like a
Speaker 1: little nerdy guy who's adorable skateboarder and so you know.
Speaker 1: And I appreciated that he promised to never lie to
Speaker 1: her and he said he feels like he can trust her.
Speaker 1: But I also I really appreciated when he said that
Speaker 1: he wants he wants the roast, but more than that,
Speaker 1: he wanted Emily. Again, such a great now I've gone
Speaker 1: in deep online. He does live with he does live
Speaker 1: with the Falcon in Venice now and he dated Christina
Speaker 1: I Lipstick this summer. So again, I think the tsunami
Speaker 1: of poon that rains down on them after the franchise,
Speaker 1: I mean five years out. That's like McConaughey's character and
Speaker 1: dazed and confused. He's like the senior that won't leave.
Speaker 1: Like if in two if you were on in two
Speaker 1: thousand and twelve and you are like search out the
Speaker 1: Falcon to be roommates with and you're dating present day
Speaker 1: cat off, it's time to move on man. Yeah. Apparently,
Speaker 1: Well Reality Steve says that he desperately wanted to be
Speaker 1: on you know, this variety of spinoffs. Um, but that
Speaker 1: was not in the cards. But still I will say
Speaker 1: he is still one of my favorites because all I
Speaker 1: have to go on is what I see on screen
Speaker 1: and that you know, you can read Reality Steve, and
Speaker 1: you can read these gossip rags and you can, of course,
Speaker 1: um here that there's a different story. But what I've seen,
Speaker 1: he's entirely adorable. The fact that he said he would
Speaker 1: be having a dance party with Ricky singing into Brusha's well,
Speaker 1: that's cute. I'll take it. Yeah, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, And yet why don't they have him on?
Speaker 1: He's adorable? Why don't they have him on any of
Speaker 1: the franchises? Do you know what he means? Says that
Speaker 1: he is not well liked from production. I have a
Speaker 1: friend who worked in production who didn't like him. But
Speaker 1: why he seems so don't worry, That's what I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text him right now. Should be? Should be?
Speaker 1: Should be? Should He seems so sweet? And you know
Speaker 1: that he's a good and do you He talks that
Speaker 1: he's a good narrator. He talks about how he wants
Speaker 1: to teach. Should I try to add him into the
Speaker 1: phone call right now? I don't care. Hold on one second.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if I can add him in. Let's
Speaker 1: see if I can do this. My new phone is
Speaker 1: kind of sassy. Okay, let's see. You are so impressive.
Speaker 1: Look at you. You have these bachelor people at you know,
Speaker 1: at your fingertips. Okay, wait a minute, let's say let's
Speaker 1: call him. We're gonna call him, Hello, Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to merge you. Um, I'm trying to merge you ship.
Speaker 1: But my phone is sassy. It's not allowing me to
Speaker 1: merge the call. Okay, so I'm doing the podcast right now.
Speaker 1: You're on the podcast. Why did you Why did you
Speaker 1: hate Jack? I don't. I'm not saying your last name.
Speaker 1: You're not. Your last name is not on this. I
Speaker 1: wish you're going to change the audio of my boy. Okay,
Speaker 1: we I don't know what. I have a new stupid
Speaker 1: phone that's not letting me hold on. Let me just
Speaker 1: text Laurie that I'm gonna call her back. Um, hold
Speaker 1: on the second. I have this dumb new phone that
Speaker 1: is not okay, okay, gonna uh call you back? Okay,
Speaker 1: um okay, okay, So you what was wrong with? What
Speaker 1: was wrong with? Jeff always felt to like hipster cool dude?
Speaker 1: He didn't ever feel like um you never feel like
Speaker 1: he had the emotional gravity to be like Hunt mend
Speaker 1: or anything. And Emily had a kid? Now is it
Speaker 1: used to Are you saying this as a viewer or
Speaker 1: as a person who works there both? Because I would
Speaker 1: a viewer long before I worked on the show. But
Speaker 1: in dealing with him, was he nice? I don't have
Speaker 1: to deal with any of them directly, okay, mainly on
Speaker 1: the after show, did people did people like him, did
Speaker 1: the people in production like Jeff. It wasn't like like
Speaker 1: it didn't like or not like him. I never heard
Speaker 1: anything bad about him, It just was he never felt
Speaker 1: right for Emily. And I think the show overall been
Speaker 1: a bit from when it's like a good solid relationship
Speaker 1: where America can look at it and like they make
Speaker 1: sense together. We want to start to have something like that,
Speaker 1: and then he never felt that way and did production
Speaker 1: like Ari. Yeah, I think r was always on the
Speaker 1: radar to be either the winner or the next bachelor. Um.
Speaker 1: And I always felt this is just me speculating, but
Speaker 1: I always felt like Emily position Sean in a place
Speaker 1: where he could be the mastlor because I think she
Speaker 1: respected him, but she wasn't like into him. No, we
Speaker 1: were just saying that they had no chemistry, that there
Speaker 1: was no chemistry, right, But I think he was like
Speaker 1: he's a great guy, he deserved this, and so it
Speaker 1: never felt like they got along. But he's struggle along
Speaker 1: for a long time, that's strutting along. But kept him
Speaker 1: around and kept him. He never had like a big
Speaker 1: controversy or anything that you were ready to be the
Speaker 1: next pastor a die. Think he's one of the best passords.
Speaker 1: My wife about this whole thing after you're texting last Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she apparently loved Ari the whole run. Okay, he
Speaker 1: said he was her favorite, like he got you would,
Speaker 1: attractive and charming and interesting the whole way. Can you
Speaker 1: get some dirt, um, and maybe we'll call you next week. Um,
Speaker 1: can you get some dirt on if production, if Ari's
Speaker 1: actually still a good guy, because because it seems like
Speaker 1: he might have had a tsunami of poon since the
Speaker 1: show ended, and he might be a dirt ball. I
Speaker 1: can try. Nobody, you weren't done this a long time.
Speaker 1: Nobody I announced that working then with me. I respect you.
Speaker 1: I I accept your rose. I accept your rose. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your intel and uh and
Speaker 1: I will I will smell you later, gator wonderful. All right,
Speaker 1: you'll you'll hear yourself this week. Okay, goodbye, Okay, bye. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: I have this one of these new iPhone. I have
Speaker 1: the iPhone seven and it is so irritating. Um, I
Speaker 1: I have very bad luck of technology. My I'm pretty
Speaker 1: convinced I have a plate in my head. Um, and
Speaker 1: my friend Chris can attest to that. My new phone
Speaker 1: is a demon. Laurie. Oh, I'm sorry to hear. It's
Speaker 1: quite right, I have I talked to him. So basically
Speaker 1: it was more his um uh. He didn't have any
Speaker 1: actual interactions with Jeff. It was more his his personal feeling. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so there we go. We got to the bottom of that.
Speaker 1: We got to the bottom of that. Um um. So Emily,
Speaker 1: then after the Jeff with the David, Jeff goes well
Speaker 1: and so then Emily it's Ari gets basically our our
Speaker 1: bachelor is like in the hot seat because um, she
Speaker 1: held him to a higher standard than the other guys,
Speaker 1: and she was really upset that he didn't say something
Speaker 1: to her about the villain uh Klin And she says,
Speaker 1: are lost his chance. We didn't speak up to Kalin
Speaker 1: and um, and she's really upset. And then at the
Speaker 1: end of the episode, after she kicks out Ryan, Ari
Speaker 1: pulls a move which I didn't even know you were
Speaker 1: legally allowed to do. He goes over to her hotel
Speaker 1: and they hang out on her bed and make out
Speaker 1: and then she gives she He apologizes and she gives
Speaker 1: him a rose and advance. Well, you know, they were
Speaker 1: just pretending with that I know, but yeah, no, she
Speaker 1: was very very clear that she wanted to keep him
Speaker 1: around because he was nervous that the last episode when
Speaker 1: she you know, gave a piece of her mind. Um.
Speaker 1: But then he was so pleased when she let go
Speaker 1: of Ryan. Who is that Jusi mcgusherson that he snuck
Speaker 1: in and made out with her in her hotel room.
Speaker 1: And but what you didn't mention, and I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if you're going to get to it, is when they
Speaker 1: went on a walk. Oh so good. They go on
Speaker 1: a walk at the Rose ceremony and he basically they're
Speaker 1: like and basically they're like, I just I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't I just want to hang Outlet's just
Speaker 1: make this walk lass for everyone's like really slow, go
Speaker 1: really slow. And then he like they look in the
Speaker 1: shop window and then he basically kisses her up against
Speaker 1: the wall like Jordan Rodgers did a lot of wall
Speaker 1: kissing with Jojo, but this was the hottest wall kiss
Speaker 1: in the history of The Bachelor. Absolutely, so he was
Speaker 1: he was worried an he went on a rock with
Speaker 1: Emily and that's the closest there has ever been to
Speaker 1: love making on The Bachelor. That kiss right there. Everyone
Speaker 1: knew it too. When that happened in two thousand and twelve,
Speaker 1: it lit America on fire. Tell me how you both
Speaker 1: went bunkers for ari over that kiss against the wall.
Speaker 1: It was really good. It was good. It was a game.
Speaker 1: A guy has game he does. He does like a
Speaker 1: face It's like a he does, like a face rub
Speaker 1: and like a hair smooth. It's lost a little. It's
Speaker 1: like it makes me embarrassed to be watching. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was actually watching that on the plane and I was
Speaker 1: kilting my computer screen the way so the people next
Speaker 1: to me couldn't see it because I was washing. No,
Speaker 1: it's like it makes you nervous watching it. It's so intimate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he I think I said during the last podcast,
Speaker 1: Courtney Robertson, who won Plantic season, say that he was
Speaker 1: the best lover she's ever been. Of course he was.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know he is. He's a sensual creature.
Speaker 1: This guy is born to make out. He is born
Speaker 1: to bone. He is he is, he is born to bone.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for him. I'm really happy with the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want Laurie. I am. I'm really
Speaker 1: happy we decided this is no small time commitment. I mean,
Speaker 1: this takes up hours. Every this is and I'm working
Speaker 1: like sixteen hour days, and I'm like, I gotta, I gotta,
Speaker 1: i gotta see what's going on for Sill. It's a joy.
Speaker 1: It's a joy. Secondly, I'm glad that I was not
Speaker 1: feeling him and I was like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: a really good There's not that many great contestants like him.
Speaker 1: He's a really good contestant. I hope he hasn't been
Speaker 1: ruined by all of the humping he's done since two
Speaker 1: dozen to well, you know what, I think he was
Speaker 1: humping before then too. There's no way he wasn't a
Speaker 1: good season. They were a good crop of guys. I
Speaker 1: think that I think this Tsunami a bachelor hump beyond
Speaker 1: just being a hot race car driver. I think this
Speaker 1: specific bachelor hump can creep out. I think can make
Speaker 1: a guy creeping. Yeah, we'll see, we'll know. We got
Speaker 1: our eye on him. Wow. So I like how he's
Speaker 1: self effacing though he is, he's really well, we'll see.
Speaker 1: The two twelve version of himself is charman Um. One
Speaker 1: of the guys that was eliminated over the course of
Speaker 1: these three episodes. Was was Alijndro The Mushroom Farm, and
Speaker 1: he was I went, I'm like, he was so hot.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like and I'm like, oh, she wants money.
Speaker 1: She's not going to pick a mushroom farmer. And then
Speaker 1: I looked him up. He's like a gazillionaire. He started.
Speaker 1: He went the poor guy. He had cancer, he survived
Speaker 1: a kidnapping attack. He got kidnapped as a kid in Colombia.
Speaker 1: Um and he went to he moved his mom was
Speaker 1: an engineer who moved him to like Michigan, and he
Speaker 1: was the only kid. He didn't speak English when he
Speaker 1: was like thirteen or something. And then he ended up
Speaker 1: going to Berkeley and then he dropped out and he
Speaker 1: started this. They make him sound like some kind of
Speaker 1: like hippie, you know, stone or mushroom farmer. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm Forbes magazine. He started this mega company.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's no joke. This hot dude. If Alejandro
Speaker 1: was still available, he was sweet, he was hot. He's
Speaker 1: an entrepreneur. He's had this terrible story, but it probably
Speaker 1: gives him humanity. He was quite a catch, and it
Speaker 1: never was mentioned exactly again just like the guy who
Speaker 1: wrote the horse in Rachel's season, who was like the
Speaker 1: fulbright Schollar. He's probably one of the most interesting guys
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor, ed who receives zero own screen time.
Speaker 1: He supplies healthy foods to elementary schools. He's got a
Speaker 1: tarthic story and we saw nothing. They belittle him to
Speaker 1: mushroom farmer. It's like it's like Berkeley Grand former cancer survivor,
Speaker 1: like cancer survivor, former hostage, like entrepreneur who like made
Speaker 1: his way, you know, as a as a kid, like
Speaker 1: first generation kid in the US, like and is now
Speaker 1: like a complete success story. Like how about that? How
Speaker 1: about that's let's have him be the Bachelor. I liked Alejandra.
Speaker 1: He's so cute too time. Um. There was also a
Speaker 1: date in the Highlands. There was also a date in
Speaker 1: Croatia where they treated it like they were in Scotland.
Speaker 1: It made no sense. They had to put on kilts
Speaker 1: and do the Highland games after watching the movie Brave.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how about that plug? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: They had to watch Brave and then she was a
Speaker 1: really good shot with a bow and arrow and um,
Speaker 1: but these guys, they had a guy with like a
Speaker 1: Scottish accent. And it's like they had to ride donkeys
Speaker 1: and the guy the outtakes of the guys writing donkeys
Speaker 1: was really cute and funny. And my favorite part of
Speaker 1: them writing the mini dogs. Oh my god. And the
Speaker 1: guys looked kind of hot in the kilts. Yeah they do,
Speaker 1: I know. I mean I was like they all like
Speaker 1: they looked really cute and the kilts and they had
Speaker 1: to go throw like giant logs and I mean and
Speaker 1: then like there was like a I mean, it was
Speaker 1: like a very he mane thing. And then she picked
Speaker 1: the guy Chris, who lost but gave it his all. Yes, so,
Speaker 1: and he was he was very excited about receiving the
Speaker 1: pity rose. He wasn't pitty Rose. It was the thing.
Speaker 1: It was the everybody gets a trophy rose exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: So Chris had a horrible archery form. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: his archery for I mean, I would imagine I would
Speaker 1: have horrible or I would have been it would be
Speaker 1: like what my mom or like Jannumarine or are or
Speaker 1: we would I just I just talked to the third person,
Speaker 1: like dog. It was my It was my spiders that
Speaker 1: made me do it. Uh, but but like, yeah, his knees,
Speaker 1: he was like knocked mean and sway backed, and he
Speaker 1: put his booty out and like it was the world's
Speaker 1: worst archery form. And then it went and he's like
Speaker 1: a really big guy and it went like two inches
Speaker 1: the arraw. I know, poor guy, he's so insecure. He
Speaker 1: didn't need one more thing to make make himself feeling
Speaker 1: more than insecure. Now that I know his story, I
Speaker 1: look at him and I'm like, this poor, sweet hot
Speaker 1: guy who looks as my friend Brett who we just called.
Speaker 1: He said he always said he looked like a Disney villain.
Speaker 1: He does look like a Disney villain. Oh I guess
Speaker 1: how Yeah, I always Funny looked like that muppet. Uh
Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, I can see that the eagle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the eagle. He does kind of look like the eagle. Um,
Speaker 1: I just look at it. It's weird, you know, because
Speaker 1: it's so long ago, and you know what happens to
Speaker 1: all these guys. I think I kind of do remember
Speaker 1: him going on bachelory in Paradise and like getting addicted.
Speaker 1: I mean I do remember. It's sad. It's sad that
Speaker 1: like people like because they go in all innocent and
Speaker 1: then they come out and it errors and everybody sees it.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, well, this is been such an
Speaker 1: exciting marathon. Laurie, I guess I guess next week we'll
Speaker 1: take us I mean probably through to the end. I
Speaker 1: think I don't know, really, I don't know what we
Speaker 1: might have to do two episodes. There's so much to cover,
Speaker 1: all right, So we'll do two episodes and guess what
Speaker 1: I'll be calling, probably with Janet Marina Mittens from New York. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna start watching. Um, yeah, she's bring Mittens and Janet.
Speaker 1: Janet might be on with me. She has a lot
Speaker 1: of opinions. So funny listening because she listens to the
Speaker 1: podcast and she gets slightly confused about she thought that
Speaker 1: I thought that Daniel from Canada was super hot, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, we love
Speaker 1: Alex the Russian but um, anyway, uh okay, speaking of
Speaker 1: Alex the Russian, I have a verbal yes from Alex
Speaker 1: the Russian if he's available. Because it's so far out,
Speaker 1: but I have a verbal yes from Alex the Russian
Speaker 1: for San Francisco. More to be revealed, but um, it
Speaker 1: would be the last weekend of January. UM in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna try for Peter. I'm gonna wait a
Speaker 1: little bit to try to pin him down because it's
Speaker 1: so far out, but um, I'm gonna fucking capture Peter
Speaker 1: in a bag. Oh my god, Oh my god. UM.
Speaker 1: So we think we had so many great emails this week, Laurie,
Speaker 1: you've been a hit. I'm just gonna read a couple
Speaker 1: of emails. So we are at Rose Podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Oh, this is from the lovely gal who
Speaker 1: sent us pictures. There's a picture of her on Alex's back.
Speaker 1: She went to one of the UH events in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I think she went to Danielle's charity. So this is
Speaker 1: from Emily Telaposki Hiharden. I'm watching Emily season based off
Speaker 1: the episode that you posted this week, and I have
Speaker 1: to say I am loving it. I have to say
Speaker 1: I am digging Ari. I am three episodes in as well,
Speaker 1: and I really want Emily to pick him. Side note.
Speaker 1: My roommate clean Home while I was at Genium, was like,
Speaker 1: are you seriously watching a five year old episode of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor that I felt like he had walked into
Speaker 1: me and my opium dead. Um, I hope you come
Speaker 1: to New York. I've gotten a few of my bachelor
Speaker 1: friends into your podcast. Um so thank you for emailing Emily.
Speaker 1: Um okay, then we have waiting with bated breath. This
Speaker 1: is from Hallie. I apologize. I apologize if I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this correct and I realized that those photos may
Speaker 1: not have been that from the photos that I December
Speaker 1: from that girl or not from that girl. That's my apology.
Speaker 1: UM So this is from Hallie Burbige, dearest art And
Speaker 1: this Weeking came back from vacation and was dreading having
Speaker 1: to return to work. But then I discovered that I
Speaker 1: had a new episode of williamxcept This Rose podcast to
Speaker 1: listen to my commute to work, and my day was lifted.
Speaker 1: I started my work day with a big old smile. Um.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I don't need my favorite bachelor guys to
Speaker 1: be there to ensure that I've been there ready for
Speaker 1: the most fun ever. But since you asked here my
Speaker 1: over the top dirty dream stars Peter, because I want
Speaker 1: you to convince him to spill why he didn't want
Speaker 1: to be the Bachelor, and he's just so beautiful Dean
Speaker 1: because Dean Yum. Eric because he won me over on
Speaker 1: Rachel season after not being into him until the last
Speaker 1: two episodes. Wealth because he's my favorite ever. Alex because
Speaker 1: of the summer suit he wore on your show. There's
Speaker 1: so many, there's so many so he ps. Today when
Speaker 1: you said a tsunami of poon, I snorted so loudly
Speaker 1: on the bus my seatmate was giving me side eye
Speaker 1: the rest of the run. Um okay, and here's one
Speaker 1: more email from Rachel Wheeler. Art and I came across
Speaker 1: your incredible podcast in August and I'm obsessed. My sixty
Speaker 1: three year old mom was visiting from Nashville. She doesn't
Speaker 1: even watch any of the Bachelor shows. I got her hooked.
Speaker 1: I've sent her on a mission to find all Bachelor
Speaker 1: peeps in Washington in the National area. And because it
Speaker 1: became part of me and become their therapy raccoon, she's
Speaker 1: even started calling me Bunny and kitty cat. Ridiculous. Um,
Speaker 1: So thank you for email, Rachel Wheeler. You're truly dealing.
Speaker 1: The Lord's will keep it up well, we just love
Speaker 1: doing it. So um you guys, set your calendar as
Speaker 1: we will be in San Francisco the last weekend of January. Um, so,
Speaker 1: Aaron will be there with me, Laurie will be there,
Speaker 1: so hopefully and we will have some bachelor peeps and
Speaker 1: hopefully Heightener bad Paget and Rob and um as you know,
Speaker 1: we love animals and that, uh will you except this
Speaker 1: Rose and Katie and Anna and Lorie. I'll live in
Speaker 1: Northern California and all those terrible fires. So there's some
Speaker 1: websites that we're gonna put on our Facebook page. But
Speaker 1: there's all these displaced animals and they're providing food and
Speaker 1: vet care to people whose pets were injured and their
Speaker 1: homes were destroyed. But there's this so Sonoma Humane Society,
Speaker 1: the NAPA Humane Society, the um Marin County Humane Society.
Speaker 1: There's a place helping courses and farm animals called the
Speaker 1: Jamison Animal Rescue Ranch, and places helping wild animals um
Speaker 1: called the Discover wild Care dot org. And they'll all
Speaker 1: be on our website. So, oh, that's so nice that
Speaker 1: you're doing that. Well, we're obsessed with the animals and
Speaker 1: all those poor animals like they help people. All those
Speaker 1: poor people lost their homes. You see that there was
Speaker 1: a reunion between Bernie's mountain dog and family that lost
Speaker 1: their entire home and they were hiking up to the
Speaker 1: rubble and they were calling the dog's name, just hoping
Speaker 1: that the dog hadn't died, and they were reunited and
Speaker 1: came out of the rubble. It's so sweet sentence to me,
Speaker 1: or you will put it on the page, um LORI wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight nine, just the next one? Seven, eight nine, that's
Speaker 1: those are plenty a few episodes to get through. I
Speaker 1: will say, should we do seven and eight? Should we?
Speaker 1: Should we just do too? Too? How many are left?
Speaker 1: So we have seven through twelve? We could do seven
Speaker 1: and eight and then do another one with nine and ten.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you know we're not going to be
Speaker 1: able to resist ourselves. But if we could only watch two,
Speaker 1: I might have to watch three though. You know what,
Speaker 1: We'll stay seven and eight, but it might be seven,
Speaker 1: eight and nine, okay whatever you Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: guess let's see what Jitna Marine has a first leave.
Speaker 1: I just love it's so fun. I mean, how fun
Speaker 1: is this? It's great? I mean, this is a great season. Laurie.
Speaker 1: You really is there any gossip that you need us
Speaker 1: to know? Is there anything that is there anything that
Speaker 1: we need to know Ken Burns? Oh gosh, let's see. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't really think of anything at the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll be they'll be something coming out. I
Speaker 1: think Tomario and Karen went on some red carpet date together,
Speaker 1: which was interesting. And what else do I have? Is
Speaker 1: Rachel still with Brian? Yes? And and Wells has a
Speaker 1: girlfriend in Los Angeles. It's not that's not a friend.
Speaker 1: That he's not calling his girlfriend in Los Angeles. He's
Speaker 1: not calling her his girlfriend, but they are. Who is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know who? He has not mentioned it. Such
Speaker 1: close friends, we need to find out who it is.
Speaker 1: And um, you know what we need to do when
Speaker 1: I get back to l A. You should come down
Speaker 1: to l A and we should do a road trip
Speaker 1: podcast where we go to see Dean. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that would be a dream. I can't even well, Um, Lorie, Well,
Speaker 1: you know what we should do, is you Dean and
Speaker 1: I should go on a road trip to call her
Speaker 1: disapparning It's a great idea. That's such a good idea,
Speaker 1: that's just right. I feel like he would really enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you enjoy it? I mean, I know you
Speaker 1: and I would really enjoy it, but I feel like
Speaker 1: we could really win him over by the end if
Speaker 1: I mean a problems, we could win him over. He
Speaker 1: That's the thing. We don't judge Dean like the rest
Speaker 1: of American judges Dean. We just accept our Damie Baby exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um all right, well I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to play the theme song and will you help sing
Speaker 1: me out? Oh? Yeah, there you go. It's up in here.
Speaker 1: It feels so good, like, yes, I know, I upped
Speaker 1: the my zip spiders except yours. Will you get my
Speaker 1: zip spiders? I don't know if wrong? You are curious.
Speaker 1: There's a video on YouTube of that song that we
Speaker 1: that Amma edited together. That's amazing. Okay, thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: you guys. Bye, now leaving nurice dot com.