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Speaker 1: It's Burke and Jeffrey in the morning and we have

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Speaker 1: a brand new full show for you. And I think

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Speaker 1: that the parents are going to appreciate Jeff's song, but

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Speaker 1: anyone under the age of like sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Maybe what?

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Speaker 1: How would you receive it?

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Speaker 2: Insulted?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, That's what it is. You're gonna find

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Speaker 1: out why here coming up, plus a brand new second date.

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Speaker 3: You're in for a tree.

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Speaker 1: But before we get started, what is.

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Speaker 3: A comment we'd like to feature?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fit Breeze said, why did I wake up with

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Speaker 4: Jeff's Reach for the Stars song?

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Speaker 2: Stuck in my head? That happened to me once too.

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Speaker 5: It is a banger.

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Speaker 6: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Do you think you should remake it?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 1: Sing it as an adult? Tiny little thirteen year old voice.

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Speaker 8: Yes, it's funny, but it's like reach reach for the

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Speaker 8: Stars like four octaves lower weird.

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Speaker 2: I want to see him do with jazz hands and

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Speaker 2: a whole outfan song.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: Jeff loves his jazz hands.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, we don't have that song on display. No,

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Speaker 1: but you were a real one for knowing it. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you are, Thanks for being here. Your full show starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 9: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning, and for months we

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Speaker 9: kept hearing twenty twenty five didn't have a song of

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Speaker 9: the Summer. But according to Billboard, that's just not true.

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Speaker 9: The song I'm playing in the background right now, Ordinary

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Speaker 9: by Alex Warren one song of the summer, hands down,

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Speaker 9: Get out of here.

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Speaker 2: It's obviously no.

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Speaker 3: It's Golden from K.

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Speaker 5: Pop the end of Summer.

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Speaker 9: Billboard actually has a summer chart that runs for fourteen

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Speaker 9: straight weeks, and Ordinary top did it number one every

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Speaker 9: single week of the.

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Speaker 2: Summer three months ago.

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Speaker 9: Get rid of this.

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Speaker 5: No, I agree, but it's still it won't go away.

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Speaker 1: I posted on our website another Billboard article I'm not

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Speaker 1: even lying that said that Golden was the song of

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Speaker 1: the summer Billboard chart.

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Speaker 2: Your Billboard chart on bullup.

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Speaker 1: Global Charts for seventh week in a row.

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Speaker 9: The Global Charts never even heard of that. News from brook

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Speaker 9: Fox once again. Wow Morgan tried to do it. Same

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Speaker 9: with Kendrick Lamar, says Sabrina Carpenter, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 9: None of them. The only one that gave it that

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Speaker 9: that was close, that was a final push was that

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Speaker 9: Golden song from K pop. Demon Hunters, but not enough

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Speaker 9: to overtake Ordinary by Alex Warren.

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Speaker 3: Which he has the most forgettable name.

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Speaker 2: I know, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I have nothing against the guy.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great song, But why is it

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Speaker 1: so hard for me to remember who he is?

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Speaker 8: I al'to think this is appeal like I wouldn't recognize him.

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Speaker 8: He looks like a normal, average guy. I think he's

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Speaker 8: very easily likable.

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Speaker 3: You'd lose him in a crowd, That's what I mean.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't stand.

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Speaker 9: Out very much other than the song is amazing, unbelievable.

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Speaker 9: In fact, Ashton is dancing to this song all the

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Speaker 9: time in studio. He does interpretive dances in between our

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Speaker 9: talk breaks. It's beautiful and anybody that doubts that song

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Speaker 9: needs to apologize to Ashton for putting down his music

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Speaker 9: and his craft.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I love a man who's really into contemporary dance.

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Speaker 9: It felt like a slap in the face somehow, even

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Speaker 9: though it was supposed to be a cop.

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Speaker 3: You do look like you could be very flexible.

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Speaker 9: Jar Territory Brooks getting turned on. Let's just move on.

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Speaker 9: I will say nothing ordinary about our shock collar questions

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Speaker 9: a day. In fact, a lot of our listeners probably

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Speaker 9: jam out to us singing while we get shocked.

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Speaker 5: Dancing as well, probably turns them.

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Speaker 9: On the same way as was booked does. So let's

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Speaker 9: just go to our digital producer give the people what

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Speaker 9: they want.

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Speaker 10: Well, as Jeffrey said, congratulations to Alex Warren for giving

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Speaker 10: us our twenty twenty five song of the Summer. Because

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Speaker 10: nothing screams hot, tempts and fun vibes like a song

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Speaker 10: called ordinary.

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Speaker 6: Song.

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Speaker 10: But even if you were gonna wilden now to this

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Speaker 10: year's top summer jam, you may have done it with

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Speaker 10: previous number one songs from dog days past. That's why

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Speaker 10: today to identify them during a special hum Dingers of

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Speaker 10: Summer Flingers edition up plenty of twenty. Now you say

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Speaker 10: number one through twenty, I'll give you the year and

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Speaker 10: play the instrumental from the song of that summer.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, the instruments are so hard.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you just have to correctly name the song title

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Speaker 10: and the artist to stay in the game.

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Speaker 8: I'd please get Brook ordinary because she already forgot the

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Speaker 8: guy's name.

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Speaker 10: What is Alex Trebek? We'll start with the woman who's

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Speaker 10: still humming her favorite song of the summer from twenty eighteen,

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Speaker 10: Baby Shark, it's Alexis seven.

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Speaker 5: Number seven.

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Speaker 10: Alexis. Your song of the summer happened way back in

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Speaker 10: two thousand and four, so when you were in diapers.

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Speaker 10: No help from the room, but you need to name

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Speaker 10: the artist and the title.

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Speaker 2: We play this music all.

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Speaker 1: The time on the show.

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Speaker 4: Anything about it, no.

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Speaker 10: Hints, no help, no hints home No, I prefer you

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Speaker 10: not spell out any names. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: Ye slow dance by Usher.

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Speaker 10: Byusher, like you got it half right? That was Confessions

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Speaker 10: by Usher. We played that during Confessions.

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Speaker 9: It's very Usher.

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Speaker 10: Alright. One failure down, three to go, Roctoria. Seven's off

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Speaker 10: the board. Give me five number five, Brook, Your song

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Speaker 10: of the summer happened way back in nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 10: Let's listen, see if you can guess it under two seconds.

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Speaker 9: No understand, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 10: We'll give you at least ten seconds. Here's your song

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Speaker 10: of the summer from nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's obviously TLC's Waterfalls water.

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Speaker 9: We didn't get to like any of the actual instrumental

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Speaker 9: and all we heard was wor I can do it.

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Speaker 3: In two seconds?

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Speaker 10: Missus snare Jose, it's your turn. Five and seven are

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Speaker 10: off the board.

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Speaker 11: Eight.

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Speaker 10: Jose, your song of the Summer happened way back in

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Speaker 10: nineteen ninety eight. Did you sing this to yourself in

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Speaker 10: the mirror? Possibly?

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Speaker 9: Let's listen.

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Speaker 8: Oh oh yes, I remember the title immediately.

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Speaker 9: That is my My sister loved it.

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Speaker 1: But can I help them?

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Speaker 9: Or sounds like renaissance music that someone's playing for.

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Speaker 2: Good morning?

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Speaker 9: Your reference?

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Speaker 10: What you do with the ren fair.

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Speaker 9: I can't think of the artist.

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Speaker 1: We just talked about it, and today versus back in

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Speaker 1: the day. We just talked about it. No, it's two

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Speaker 1: women that follow you didn't answer, Jose salt Pepper.

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Speaker 5: No, it's not something.

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Speaker 1: No, they're not a group together except for this song.

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Speaker 12: It's ray J's sister Monica.

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Speaker 1: No, but no, networks need a title.

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Speaker 10: And the artist that's that boy is mine.

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Speaker 9: I'm walking in the title, okay.

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Speaker 12: And then Monica and Maya Mona.

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Speaker 10: You were dancing around and joseah, it's the boy is

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Speaker 10: mine and it was Monica and Raj's sister is Brandy.

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Speaker 5: I'm get the Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: What a song of the summer. That was Jeffrey, We're

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Speaker 10: onto you. You gotta get this right. Otherwise, Brooke and all

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Speaker 10: her helping is going to win today.

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Speaker 1: I haven't helped anybody. Nobody's got it.

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Speaker 10: I guess, yeah, he did get it wrong.

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Speaker 9: We'll do number nineteen.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Jeffery, your Song of the Summer happened in two

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Speaker 10: thousand and five. But at the same time, your parents

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Speaker 10: fired their third limo driver in two years.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we remember, went through them.

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Speaker 10: We'll see if you can get this song and artist, Oh.

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Speaker 9: Oh, banger and then and then I'm band everybody, my god,

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Speaker 9: why no, I recognize the tune, but I don't know

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Speaker 13: It's like, no, but banded Dunn and bands.

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Speaker 9: When you left, you had something and you put it

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Speaker 9: there myself.

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Speaker 14: Oh yes, we belong to the Yether Mariah Carrey.

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Speaker 5: Here you goes.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we belong together by Barriah Carrie.

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Speaker 10: That means Brooke and Jeffrey of one Today's edition up

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Speaker 10: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: All right, so we get to choose who get shot.

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Speaker 9: They're going to be singing Song of the Summer Ordinary

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Speaker 1: I think we go with Jose Yeah, yeah, he's very

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Speaker 9: Here we go, Okay, hold on, hold on, I got

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Speaker 9: it started this way angels and let's know when we

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Speaker 9: files and so on. That's your scream song the morning,

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Speaker 9: your Jack Gollar question. Today we're in into your phone tap.

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Speaker 6: Right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: Does it feel like there's more scammers now than ever before? Yeah,

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Speaker 9: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning everywhere. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 9: talking like bank scams, car warranty scams, the house air

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Speaker 9: refill scam where a guy charges you five bucks to

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Speaker 9: top off the air inside your house every month, and

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Speaker 9: he'll do it while you're asleep. He just puts the

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Speaker 9: tube down the chimney, I see, and by morning your

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Speaker 9: house would be good, all the air you can breathe.

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Speaker 3: After you get your bathrooms rotated.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a little extra though. Now, Okay, sure, maybe

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Speaker 9: I may have made that last one up, but this

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Speaker 9: Because a lady in Japan started talking to a guy

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Speaker 9: they talked online for a while till naturally she developed

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Speaker 9: feelings as you do over the moon for him, some

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Speaker 9: would say, And then one day she gets a message

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Speaker 9: saying he was up in space on a mission. But

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Speaker 9: his spaceship was running out of oxygen. So if she could,

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Speaker 9: if she could just spot him seven thousand dollars cash

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Speaker 9: to buy more two, then he would be good to

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Speaker 9: survive his mission.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've heard funny that NASA has been cut.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I can just see that.

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Speaker 6: Call.

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Speaker 8: Hi, we're down to her base. Your credit card keeps

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Speaker 8: getting declined for the oxygen, yes, so do you have

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Speaker 8: a backup card?

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Speaker 9: Obviously she's not going to let her boyfriend suffocate in space.

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Speaker 1: So sad she did.

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Speaker 3: She didn't do it.

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Speaker 9: She did because she loves him. Brooke remembers she wired

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Speaker 9: him seven grand and now it's making international.

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Speaker 12: News embarrassed about being Oh god, she shouldn't be embarrassed.

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Speaker 9: She saved him. Now he's happy, that poor woman. So

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Speaker 9: it's the radio segment that's helped two companies come together.

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Speaker 15: For one incredible new product, Red Bull and Pepto bismol

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Speaker 9: Up all night to get out the squirts. Oh yeah, God,

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Speaker 9: That's the good feeling of Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 3: It's multiple boats.

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Speaker 17: But no, it's like somebody just cut the cord, sold

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Speaker 9: But even though John in that time collected over three

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Speaker 3: The twelve years, he didn't invest in, he didn't.

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Speaker 9: Let's just say Daniel didn't win. Instead, he got upset

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Speaker 9: of food News.

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Speaker 1: Yay.

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Speaker 9: Is there a snack that's had a bigger come up

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Speaker 3: I mean, does nerd clusters count as a snack food?

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Speaker 9: Because well later not. Canada KFC is leaning into the

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Speaker 6: Amazing.

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Speaker 9: But what exactly is offered on the pickled menu The

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Speaker 11: Always.

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Speaker 9: That's the wild card. Pickled PEPSI Brian included.

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Speaker 3: That like somebody went viral for who was it with

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Speaker 9: KFC Canada says, it's okay if you're skeptical about it,

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Speaker 9: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 9: for the day. We'll do it again the same time.

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Speaker 6: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: There's certain things that we just don't really bring up

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Speaker 9: To in her life exactly bookscept that all of that

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Speaker 9: is Brooke wearing those pants? Did she lose a bet?

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Speaker 9: how can I date Alexis? Well, if you're not a

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Speaker 9: They're probably gonna have to find her somewhere else, either

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Speaker 5: Out of my stream and asking that your get her

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Speaker 9: She doesn't really ever open it. In fact, it's been

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Speaker 4: Okay, we got Marcus Age twenty five Mark? Can I

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Speaker 2: Or do you just want the money? That's really isn't

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Speaker 2: It's kind of nice? Oh, it's like giving the two options.

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Speaker 9: that for you?

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Speaker 2: Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just

454
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Speaker 2: want the money?

455
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Speaker 1: I mean, if he'd venmo me, like, if he actually

456
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Speaker 1: pulled through.

457
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Speaker 4: I'd give him like an eighty's movie.

458
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Speaker 1: But you wouldn't respond to him unless it's just your

459
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Speaker 1: venmo handle.

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Speaker 2: That's what I would respond to.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, get he's a man of his word. That was

462
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Speaker 9: a solid pickup one. Okay, give us another one.

463
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Speaker 4: Hugo, age thirty one. I go crazy for psych ward shodies.

464
00:22:54,240 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 9: All crazy. Oh okay, crazy crazy girl for the psych war.

465
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Speaker 2: It's like it to you go yeah, that's part of that.

466
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Speaker 9: Didn't you like him calling her short?

467
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: Obviously very rude?

468
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I'm crazy, Jeff.

470
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Speaker 18: Yeah.

471
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Speaker 9: Actually, if it was a guy that we would be offended. Yeah,

472
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Speaker 9: call me crazy all you want.

473
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Speaker 1: I can't help my eyes because that is such a thing.

474
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Speaker 1: I may start calling all men shorties.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: A hot, But it sounds like he was willing to

477
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Speaker 9: lower his standards to be with you. I feel like

478
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Speaker 9: you should maybe give him a chance.

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Speaker 4: You think about it, keep going, Jordan, aged thirty eight.

480
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Speaker 4: I don't usually chase, but sorry, but for you, I'd

481
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Speaker 4: put my crocs in sport modey.

482
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Speaker 2: We're thirty eight, so wearing crocs.

483
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Speaker 1: I bet his stars have sucks too.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, a lot of yeah, oh you know, a

485
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Speaker 9: lot about it. You have a lot in common.

486
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Speaker 1: Gibbets are like bumper stickers.

487
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 2: It's how you tell someone yeah that's good.

488
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 9: So is the crocs a de turrent or a good thing?

489
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: It's a it's a one to two for Jordan.

490
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so far only the money guys winning.

491
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

492
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: Hey, he's got a drink too before.

493
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Speaker 9: Yeah, the boxes, because if you're just joining us, we're

494
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 9: having Alexis do something that she hasn't done in a while,

495
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 9: open up her hinge app and read the strangest messages

496
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 9: that she's received from random dudes in her inbox. And

497
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 9: it's it's going, I mean not great, it's going. It

498
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 9: can only go up from here. Who's the next guy?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Matt, who's thirty, said, what if I told you I

501
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 4: was a leash kid?

502
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Speaker 2: Would that make me want to go out with you more?

503
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 6: Wait?

504
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: Wait, like one of those kids that are let around

505
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Speaker 1: with those backpack lash baby.

506
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Speaker 9: Yeah, you really attract the bold ones, don't you.

507
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Speaker 3: I think it just means that we finally found one

508
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Speaker 3: that grew up. He must still lived.

509
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is zero. I don't even get it.

510
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's a wild child, he's hard to contain. He's spontaneous.

511
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Speaker 9: You need to leash him.

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Speaker 2: Not what I read from time.

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Speaker 8: Guys, if you're sliding into a lexis DMS like, don't

514
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Speaker 8: make it some crazy sophisticated symbolic thing.

515
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: Right, say, I watched the violin last night?

516
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Speaker 9: Did you.

517
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Speaker 7: Okay?

518
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Speaker 9: What what did your rate? Leash boy?

519
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Speaker 2: I don't know zero, I don't even know what.

520
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 9: Get rated scale? Keep going.

521
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 4: God, who was twenty eight, said I'm feeling like a

522
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 4: pit bull and you're about as big as a toddler.

523
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Speaker 1: I want my mouth on you. Oh my god, that

524
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Speaker 1: is so violent.

525
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Speaker 2: Okay because I like pitbull?

526
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 4: Come on?

527
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Speaker 9: Oh maybe he meant pit bull the rapper a child

528
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 9: is how we keep getting worse? Okay.

529
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Speaker 4: Thomas is twenty nine and said, are you an antiquer

530
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Speaker 4: because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years,

531
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Speaker 4: crowning face.

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Speaker 9: Okay for Brooke, that one's a ten brook, Yeah, loving it.

533
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: It's a terrible cell though, Yeah, like why did you

534
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: joke it thrown out? Why is it at the second hand?

535
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 6: Shot?

536
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 9: It used to belong to my grandma, but she wanted

537
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Speaker 9: you to have it. Are we getting better? Give it

538
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 9: a number?

539
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: Do I have to come on? General point five because

540
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 2: Brook laughed.

541
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Speaker 7: Okay, I have.

542
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 9: Faith in this last guy. Come on, if it's a joke.

543
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 5: By the way, guys, she doesn't like jokes, so.

544
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Speaker 2: Don't get I don't like bad jokes. Okay, thirty five? Hey,

545
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Speaker 2: can you pass this message on to Brook?

546
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Speaker 4: If I was your baby you needed a crowbar to

547
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,239
Speaker 4: get me off the songers.

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Speaker 15: Is that?

549
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 9: Yeah?

550
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 6: Wow?

551
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: I will say I did text my best friend yesterday

552
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: and told her I missed my breastfeeding boobs.

553
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: That's just so big in full.

554
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 9: You know that was the weirdest coming of this entire second. Understand,

555
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 9: I don't know about that. Those were the strangest messages

556
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 9: that Alexis has seen in her hand.

557
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: How guys, are she dating?

558
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 16: Not app.

559
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 9: That means she's still available, go sliding urge. She might

560
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 9: be reading yours next, but don't be weird about it.

561
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 9: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

562
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 9: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's

564
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,239
Speaker 9: praying phone call, we reach out to a guy who

565
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 9: recently moved into a house where him and his wife

566
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Speaker 9: found an old painting up in the attic upstairs. It

567
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 9: looked like it could be worth something, but they weren't sure,

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Speaker 9: so they brought it to an appraiser and now they're waiting,

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Speaker 9: and in the meantime, the wife reached out to us

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Speaker 9: to tell us about their situation so we could give

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Speaker 9: our own appraisal. In your phone, tap right now, it's another.

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00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 7: Hello.

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00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 5: Oh here's a seven. Yeah, good morning. I'm calling from

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Speaker 5: appraisal and consulting. My name is Stuart the Douche.

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00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 7: Hi. Hello, yeah, how can I help you?

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00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 11: I believe your wife, Scarlett dropped off a painting with

577
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Speaker 11: us to be appraised, but she's not answering my rings.

578
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 5: I've been trying to call her.

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00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 7: Oh she usually is always has your phone on her.

580
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 11: But also your number was listed on the sheet, so

581
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 11: I thought i'd give you a ring.

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00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

583
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am her husband.

584
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 5: Well, we all finished with the appraisal.

585
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 7: Okay. I'm curious to what you found. I mean, is

586
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 7: it worth anything?

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00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 5: Hopefully you're sitting down.

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00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 16: Uh yeah, I'm sitting down and must be something exciting

589
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 16: to tell me.

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00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 11: If you're what you're asking, Well, based on my initial research,

591
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 11: I believe there's a good chance this could be an original.

592
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 16: Farnsworth as Worth.

593
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 9: Yes, can you believe it?

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00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 16: I don't know much about art.

595
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who is that?

596
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 5: You don't know? Farnsworth? The landed Nipples Farnsworth?

597
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 16: Did you say nipples Farnsworth?

598
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 5: Absolutely?

599
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 9: I mean is this person famous?

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00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 5: More like infamous?

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00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 6: Okay?

602
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 11: Before he painted, he was actually known as a disgraced

603
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 11: children's party clown from the nineteen forties, a disgraced We

604
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 11: believe Nipples may have lived in your home when he

605
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 11: was under house arrest for balloon animal related charges.

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Speaker 5: What isn't that fascinating?

607
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 9: No?

608
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 7: Not really.

609
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 5: I know this is a lot to take in all

610
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 5: at once.

611
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Speaker 11: But starting next month, your residence will be granted historical

612
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 11: clown landmark status.

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Speaker 5: What we're calling it Nipples Place iconically.

614
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 10: No, yes, I don't want.

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00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 7: I don't want to live in a pla.

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Speaker 15: It's called Nipples Place.

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00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, sir, but you already do.

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00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 7: No, I don't.

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Speaker 11: Yes, you're there right now, and I'm just letting you know.

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00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 11: It's not good landmark status like you normally hear about it.

621
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Speaker 11: It's a lot more scandalous.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I don't want to be associated with anything scandalous.

623
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 5: Oh no, you don't, but it is too late because

624
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 5: this has leaked on social media.

625
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 11: What so I predict you'll see as much foot traffic

626
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 11: as the Dama house did. Did you just mean Dahmer

627
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Speaker 11: as a Jeffrey Dahmer, that guy who like is known

628
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 11: for eating people? Now I referring to Mari Dahma, the

629
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 11: disgraced children's magician.

630
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Speaker 9: He lived two dolls down.

631
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Speaker 5: They're still looking for that little rabbit.

632
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?

633
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Do you have a question about my god?

634
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 16: No, I don't have a question now about Mary.

635
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 9: This is crazy.

636
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Speaker 16: I just want to know how much the painting might

637
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Speaker 16: be worked. Oh, there was just a simple appraisale. Now

638
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Speaker 16: you're at the city hall right, it ended up.

639
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Speaker 9: Being worth about are you sitting down?

640
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 11: I'm sitting down around four dollars?

641
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 10: Four dollars. You've been wasting my time for four dollars.

642
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 11: All the hosts and Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning

643
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Speaker 11: appraised it. So you may want to get a second

644
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 11: opinion because.

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00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 9: They are itgits what.

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Speaker 5: This is holiday for Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

647
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Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you man.

648
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry, Oh my godness, your wife Scarlett set

649
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 9: you up for this one.

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Speaker 6: Bro.

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Speaker 7: Oh it's yeah. She got me good because she knew.

652
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 9: She knew I really wanted.

653
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Speaker 16: I was hoping that the actual thing would be worth something.

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Speaker 18: It is it is.

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Speaker 11: I believe an original nipples fons with would be going

656
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Speaker 11: up in value and someday would be worth almost ten dollars. Oh,

657
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Speaker 11: I believe you completely, as you should, because Stuart la

658
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 11: Douche doesn't lie.

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Speaker 6: The weak use Every morning was full taps weekday mornings

660
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Speaker 6: on the twenty Breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: You know what it's like when you're talking to someone

662
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 9: you really want to impress, but you have no idea

663
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 9: what they're actually saying. So you just nod and you

664
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 9: laugh and you say, oh, yeah, totally, that's so true

665
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 9: what you just said. There, I get it's same, yeah, total, same. Meanwhile,

666
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 9: you're secretly pulling out your phone to try and google

667
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 9: whatever it is that they just mentioned to you. Yeah,

668
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 9: And that's exactly the position one of our listeners found

669
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Speaker 9: himself in before his date even started. Oh No, and

670
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 9: he admits he probably should have just told her because

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Speaker 9: instead it led to one of the most hilarious miscommunications

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Speaker 9: for a date night ever. Oh, oh, you're gonna hear

673
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 9: what happened in your brand news second date update right

674
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Speaker 9: after this second date update date. What are the classic

675
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 9: signs that your date is not going well? Maybe they

676
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 9: keep forgetting your name. Yeah, they asked the waiter for

677
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 9: separate checks before you even order out, or they FaceTime

678
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 9: their mom trying to hook you up with her instead.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean you.

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Speaker 3: Kind of like that.

681
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: It might be upgrading.

682
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Speaker 5: Dates they liked the show.

683
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Speaker 9: May it sound as bad as that I thought? But

684
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 9: our listener Noah said he saw clear signs immediately on

685
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Speaker 9: his date that things were just not going right immediately.

686
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 3: That means she's not even given you a chance.

687
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 9: Let's hear from him. Noah, Welcome to the show man.

688
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 7: Hi, Hi, thanks for having me on immediately this is terrible.

689
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, So tell us about the name of this

690
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 9: lady and how you met her.

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00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, so her name is Sophie and we met

692
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 16: on a dating app. Right when I saw her picture,

693
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Speaker 16: I mean, she's totally my type. She's got these beautiful

694
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 16: brown eyes, long dark hair. I mean, to be honest

695
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 16: with you, I just felt like I was lucky that

696
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 16: she matched with me.

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00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:06,959
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a nice compliment. Yeah, wow, he likes her,

698
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: you know.

699
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 16: And we started like messaging really quickly, and the messaging

700
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 16: back and forth was good and it was natural, and

701
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Speaker 16: I got the impression that she's like a worldly person,

702
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 16: like she travels a lot. Yeah, like she's a traveler,

703
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 16: you know, and.

704
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 9: Like what from her pictures that she was traveling.

705
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 16: No, No, just like the way she was talking, you know,

706
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 16: she would like bring up weird facts about like countries

707
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 16: and stuff, or talk about smart, loving to go on

708
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 16: vacations and things like that, and yeah.

709
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 3: That's cool and you like that about her obviously, Yeah.

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00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:40,439
Speaker 7: Sure.

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Speaker 16: I mean I admit I haven't really traveled much in

712
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 16: my life, but I like that, you know, and I

713
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 16: like somebody to know stuff.

714
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 3: And maybe that's somebody. Yeah I introduce it to you.

715
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 6: Sure, Yeah, I.

716
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 7: Mean it was.

717
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 16: I was all about it. And eventually it got to

718
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 16: the point where I was like, well, do you want

719
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 16: to meet up in person? And she said yeah, and

720
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 16: she said she wanted to go a European date.

721
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: Does that mean it dinner starts at eleven pm?

722
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 16: It was kind of weird thing, right, Like I didn't

723
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 16: exactly know what that meant, like actually.

724
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 9: In Europe, and travel there, or just a European style cuisine.

725
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 16: Wait, you know, I didn't get the imperson she wanted

726
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 16: to go to Europe. She said a European you know,

727
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 16: go to like a European player. And she mentioned Scandinavia.

728
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 16: That was the thing. It was like Scandinavia or like

729
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 16: the Nordic countries or something, and okay, let's go have

730
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 16: some pickled fish.

731
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: Oh there's a Scandingion coffee shop here that's really good.

732
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

733
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: Or maybe she wanted to go Dutch, meaning she wants

734
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 3: to split it equally.

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Speaker 16: And I didn't want to like ask anything because I

736
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 16: didn't want to seem like dumb. You know, I didn't

737
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 16: want to seem like I didn't know what she was

738
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 16: talking about. Well, I just sort of pretended that I

739
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 16: knew what she was talking about.

740
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: Wait, and you're going to have to plan a date

741
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: without knowing what she wants, Like.

742
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I had a history of this. I

743
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 16: mean in college, they took a girl out and she

744
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 16: said she had a gluten allergy, and so I didn't

745
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 16: know what that meant. So I took her to an

746
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 16: Italian restaurant.

747
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 5: We can't go to German because that's.

748
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, asked forgiveness and permission. I guess I don't know,

749
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 16: this is like.

750
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 19: You okay, And so I just hold the dice and

751
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 19: I made a reservation at a couple of different places,

752
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 19: and I just figured i'd let her pick, you know.

753
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 16: And I was even worried, like, my car's a Japanese car,

754
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 16: Like should I rent a European car?

755
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: You taking this too much? She'd move there.

756
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 9: You're like way up in your own head before you've

757
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 9: even actually met her in person. Did you eventually meet her?

758
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 7: I did, so.

759
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 16: She wanted me to pick her up at her apartment,

760
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 16: and she looked just like her pick okay, good.

761
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 3: Time, okay? And then where does it go bad? Because

762
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 3: you said it went you got bad signs immediately.

763
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 16: Well, so this is where it started to get weird.

764
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 16: So while I was at her place, I told her

765
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 16: that I made some dinner reservations at European restaurants and

766
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 16: she said, I don't know if we should do that.

767
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 16: That's kind of a weird thing to say, right, So

768
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 16: I said, well, should I cancel the reservation? We like,

769
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 16: what do you want to do? And she was just

770
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 16: sort of noncommittal, you know, she said she was pretty tired.

771
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 3: Oh didn't that annoy you?

772
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but like, you went through all this trouble

773
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: and she's being kind of rude about it in her house.

774
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 16: Well, it was less annoying and more just weird because

775
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 16: she had confirmed a half hour before this, and she

776
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 16: said that she was like ready to go to bed

777
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 16: and you're walking night's over.

778
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: What like Alexi said, you're inside her apartment and she's

779
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: canceling the date in Yeah, yeah, So.

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00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 16: I was starting to get worried that maybe I didn't

781
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 16: look like my pictures or something, or like, did.

782
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 5: I accidentally catfish this woman?

783
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 6: Yes?

784
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 16: I didn't think I misrepresented myself, but I just didn't

785
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 16: know what was going on.

786
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 9: Or maybe she has a certain standard of European restaurant

787
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 9: that she wants to go to and the ones that

788
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 9: you chose weren't up to that level.

789
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: Or maybe she was asking you to go to bed

790
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 3: with her immediately.

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00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 9: Broke That's just how Bo's brain works.

792
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: Maybe you were so sexy that you walked in and

793
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: she's like, cool, I'm tired, gets the dinner.

794
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, I was lying. If I said that thought didn't

795
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 16: briefly pass through my head, but that was not the

796
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 16: vibe I was doing it all.

797
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 9: Okay, So did you end up going out to eat anywhere?

798
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 18: No.

799
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Speaker 16: I only spent like fifteen minutes there at her apartment

800
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 16: and eventually I said, you know, I'll just go and

801
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 16: so I left. And I've been texting her but she

802
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 16: hasn't been responding and I really want to go out

803
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 16: with her. But I figured, like maybe I screwed up somehow,

804
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 16: and I just don't know how.

805
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 9: Well, obviously you did, but I just don't know what

806
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 9: it is. It's our fault, for sure.

807
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: It's hard to like think that you should even give

808
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: this girl anymore time because of the way she treated you.

809
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 9: But at the same time, it sounds like he wants

810
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 9: to know what the reason was before he finally moves on.

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00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: Well, and it also sounds like she's really hot, so

812
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: he'll put up with a lot really hot.

813
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, Well we're gonna come back. We'll call Sophie

814
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 9: and try to get her to agree to I mean,

815
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 9: at least an American date, all the fast food cubon

816
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 9: she can handle. We'll do it right after this hold

817
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 9: On second date update. Out of all the dates that

818
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 9: we've heard about this year, this one might be the shortest.

819
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 9: Just fifteen minutes that Noah spent.

820
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: With Sophie Yeah, and most of it was spent talking

821
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: about how she didn't want to be.

822
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 9: In it yeah, or trying to figure out which European

823
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 9: restaurant they should go to if they go out at all.

824
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 9: It wasn't a very productive conversation till eventually she just said,

825
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 9: you know what, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed.

826
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Speaker 15: God damn.

827
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 9: And that would not even like come with me, no,

828
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 9: just like I'm sleepy. That was basically it.

829
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 6: Now.

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00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 9: To be fair, Noah did say she is very, very hot,

831
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 9: and hot girls do require more beauty sleep, so we

832
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 9: should probably give her a little bit of grace on

833
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 9: that works, so I've heard.

834
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Speaker 1: I will say, I feel like I dropped a couple

835
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: of points since kids, and it's not because of anything

836
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: other than just the lack of sleep.

837
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Speaker 9: Just a couple of points. At least get me some

838
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 9: answers out of this, right, Brooke.

839
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't know that you should probably

840
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 3: go out with her again, But what do I know?

841
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: You're a hey, what if he did something wrong?

842
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 6: We don't know.

843
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 16: Well, that's the thing. I just want to know if

844
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 16: I did do something wrong, what it was, and maybe

845
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 16: she'll give me a second champ.

846
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so, but remember, no matter how hot she is,

847
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: self respect is priceless.

848
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

849
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Speaker 9: Half of our listening audience, just to thank you for that,

850
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 9: Conrad Brook. Here we go, I'm gonna dial Sophie. Hopefully

851
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 9: we can get her to agree to if not a

852
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 9: European day, just an American style one. But let's see

853
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 9: what she has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

854
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 9: is this Sophie?

855
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 7: Yes, it is she? Who's this?

856
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 5: Hey?

857
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 9: This is a radio show that you're on right now.

858
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 9: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

859
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: What the show, Sophie. Glad to have you on it.

860
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 7: This is random. How did you guys? How did you

861
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 7: guys get my number?

862
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

863
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 9: We got your number from one of our listeners that

864
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 9: you went on a date with recently, a guy named Noah.

865
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if we could even say you

866
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 3: went on a date. He came to your house to

867
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 3: take you on a date.

868
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 9: It just never seemed to happen, right, Yeah, according to him,

869
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 9: because we spoke to him about it, it only lasted.

870
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 9: He said about fifteen minutes and he was pretty bummed out.

871
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 9: That's where it ended.

872
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 7: What is this whole thing about? How am I involved in?

873
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 9: This is a segment called a second Date Update. It's

874
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 9: where we try to help our listeners get answers for

875
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 9: why things didn't go well on their first meetup or

876
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 9: why there hasn't been a second one. So we're just

877
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 9: trying to help know a figure out if he did

878
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 9: something wrong.

879
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's pretty easy to own that it could

880
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 3: be him.

881
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 9: I mean, and it is interesting that you said you

882
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 9: were bummed out that you didn't spend more time together.

883
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 9: Can you elaborate what you mean?

884
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 7: Sure? Like, I tried to give him some hints about

885
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 7: what I want for our first date, and I kind

886
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 7: of told him I wanted to do a European style date.

887
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 9: Okay, and we heard that, Oh he told you that. Yeah,

888
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 9: he mentioned that you had brought it up and that

889
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 9: it was something you wanted to do. He wasn't one

890
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 9: hundred percent sure what you meant by a European date though, so.

891
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 7: I tried to like give him more hints. I brought

892
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 7: up like Scandinavian date, Norwegian date. I like listed those

893
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 7: three things and was hoping if he didn't know, maybe

894
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 7: he'd google it. Here's a deal. Like after college, I

895
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 7: traveled a lot and I became more used to that

896
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 7: style of dating. Are you guys picking up what I'm

897
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 7: putting down?

898
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 9: Because he definitely what's a European style of dating?

899
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 6: What do you mean? So?

900
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 7: I know this is like on the radio. I don't

901
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 7: want to be inappropriate, but when you go on a

902
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 7: first date, you're with that person, you hang out at

903
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 7: like their home or your home, and then you go

904
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:41,959
Speaker 7: out and eat. You mean more than hang out, yes,

905
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 7: So like it's the opposite in America where you have

906
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 7: to like play games and have small talk, try to

907
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 7: impress each other. But in Norway, you like get together,

908
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 7: get all of the.

909
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 3: Nerves out, you test the chemistry right away.

910
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 5: So it's like a pre agreement, like you come over, let's.

911
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 2: Or because you were a tourist there seeing.

912
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: It's like beautiful the Norwegian matter, Like, no, I swear this.

913
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 10: Is how we do it.

914
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 9: You're saying that's what you were wanting to do by

915
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 9: European dates.

916
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, I mean I thought he knew

917
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 7: that's what I wanted, but he just didn't seem interested.

918
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 3: When you did say when.

919
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: You said, oh I'm tired, I need to go to bed,

920
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: you wanted him to come with you.

921
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, okay, interesting.

922
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: I don't know that did not show up on a

923
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 3: Google search.

924
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 9: No, yeah, I promise you he was not understanding the

925
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 9: hints that you were laying down for him. But I

926
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 9: ready for dinner. He really was a European style dinner.

927
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 9: But now I assure you he probably understands because he

928
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 9: has been listening to this conversation on the other line

929
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 9: waiting to talk to you.

930
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 7: Are you joking right now?

931
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 16: Yes?

932
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 3: Why are you embarrassed? Wouldn't you want him to know this?

933
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 7: Not now I feel horrible.

934
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 9: Well, don't feel feel terrible. Just talk to him because

935
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 9: Noah's there, right Noah?

936
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 7: Hi?

937
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 16: Yeah, Hi, Yeah, I'm here.

938
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: He's like the biggest missed opportunity of my life.

939
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 16: Well Hi, hi, Sophie. Uh, I'm trying to understand. You

940
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 16: wanted to, like, you know, do the thing and then

941
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 16: and then go to dinner.

942
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: His voice.

943
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 7: Guys, So I tried. I really tried giving you the hints.

944
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 7: But if you do it that way, the Norwegian way,

945
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 7: then all that pent up tension is gone and you

946
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 7: can really enjoy each other's company and get to know

947
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 7: each other on the date.

948
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I am going to be so fascinated by our

949
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: Norwegian listener feedback on the podcast on this one.

950
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 9: Actually, that does make a lot of sense if you

951
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 9: get all the stress out early and you can just

952
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 9: be yourself more when you're going out idiots. Well I'm

953
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 9: not saying I would do it, but it makes sense

954
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 9: to me, like you're more relaxed. Yeah, well yeah, I'm.

955
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 11: No.

956
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 9: What do you think about that?

957
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 16: Well, I mean I think it's cool. It's just kind

958
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 16: of surprising, I mean because I just had never heard that,

959
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 16: you know, but I mean sure, I'm down for that.

960
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

961
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 7: Okay, Well that that was then the moment has kind

962
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 7: of passed.

963
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: Now you're not going to give a guy a chance

964
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: to learn the Norwegian way.

965
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 7: I just don't know if he's as assertive as I want, oh,

966
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 7: the person I'm dating to be.

967
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I think he was trying to be respectful, right,

968
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 3: like he was trying.

969
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 16: Yeah, I just didn't want to like presume anything. I

970
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 16: just I think you're gorgeous, and I just really wanted

971
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 16: to do my best to do the right thing. But

972
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 16: if you want me to be assertive. I mean, I'm

973
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 16: ready to take you to Norway whenever you want.

974
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 7: I will say, I do think it's kind of sweet

975
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 7: that even though I didn't really explain it to you,

976
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 7: you still got these radio people to contact me and

977
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 7: to figure it out. And I think that's kind of cool.

978
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 16: Okay, well, I mean that is how they do it

979
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 16: in Europe.

980
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: European listeners are going to be like, this is a

981
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 2: total insult.

982
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 9: So now that Noah has heard everything and he's fully

983
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 9: clued into what you were going for, would you be

984
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 9: willing to give him another chance to have a proper

985
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 9: European first date with you, because if you do, we're

986
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 9: willing to pay for the date, just the date, though

987
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 9: nothing else.

988
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 16: Look Sophie, I will do all the research on Norwegian

989
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 16: style dating. I will call a Norwegian.

990
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 10: Friend.

991
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 16: Yeah, I will photo friend all. I will make sure

992
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 16: that I am prepared and it'll be the best state

993
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 16: you've ever had a promise.

994
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 7: Okay, that's a lot to live up to. I'm definitely

995
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 7: down to try again.

996
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 8: Oh dude, you got to show up with the bare

997
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 8: minimum on, you know what, Run to the bedroom right.

998
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 9: When you ready to go. Well, congratulations, Noah, you got yourself.

999
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 9: I guess the first date, the first European style date

1000
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 9: for yourself.

1001
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 16: Thank you guys. It's Sophie like before we get off here, like,

1002
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 16: should I go on Amazon and buy like a Norwegian

1003
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 16: flag because I'll wear that and only that.

1004
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 11: Just let me know.

1005
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 7: That's hilarious. I'm open to surprises, right ready for a

1006
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 7: full salute of that flag right up the flagpole.

1007
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 9: Congratulations. Definitely let us know how the first date goes.

1008
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 9: Not all the details though, Yeah, just a video will do. Yeah,

1009
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Brook you ever feel like

1010
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 9: you were born in the wrong country?

1011
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: Oh, man, I feel like.

1012
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 3: I maybe have done Norwegian dating and not even know.

1013
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 6: No, yeah, it.

1014
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 9: Seems more like your style. It calls like this make

1015
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 9: me feel like, oh I should have been Scandinavia.

1016
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 6: I knew it.

1017
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 9: And by the way, I did google it. I typed

1018
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 9: in Norway, sex and a lot of things I wanted

1019
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 9: to do my research and a lot of things came up,

1020
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 9: and it did say casual intimacy is more common in

1021
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 9: Norway than it is in other cultures.

1022
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: It's kind of that whole region up there. They hate

1023
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: small talk, aren't they?

1024
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 2: Also hotter.

1025
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, I told you long in Norway, right,

1026
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 9: Some people believe that style of dating actually really helps.

1027
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 9: Not everybody agrees with it, though, to each their own,

1028
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 9: but I feel like Columbia was the big tourist destination

1029
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 9: for dudes last year. Norway is going to be seeing

1030
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 9: a big uptick after this goes to air.

1031
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: Just because they were trying to get hair transplants.

1032
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 9: Whatever it is. I'm on that plane too, buddy. You

1033
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 9: want to you want some up in your dating life

1034
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 9: European or American style, We'll try to help you out.

1035
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 9: Just email the show. We'll call that person who's not

1036
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 9: calling you back, and go check out all of our

1037
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 9: second day podcasts. They're up online wherever you get yours

1038
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 9: at Brooke.

1039
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1040
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 9: Don't you just love those fitness influencers who post their

1041
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 9: daily routines on instaf so casually do they ever stop

1042
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 9: working out? They're like, so, I woke up at four

1043
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 9: am for my daily twenty seven mile run, got home

1044
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 9: and juiced my own celery kale and beat smoothie with

1045
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 9: the hint of spirulina organic of course, while meditating for

1046
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 9: forty five minutes on how to crush the weakness out

1047
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 9: of my body. By seven am, I'm swimming at two

1048
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 9: thousand meters backwards in my pool, finishing just in time

1049
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 9: to enjoy my breakfast a single chia seed soaked in moonlight.

1050
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 9: Because it's about discipline, not calories, call on me for

1051
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 9: more tips on easy ways to stay in shape.

1052
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 3: Wow, sounds easy that moonlight.

1053
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, thanks, don't need any fitness gurus telling me

1054
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 9: how to stay in ship. That's right, jeff Ye, Yeah,

1055
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 9: I've already got the ultimate workout plan, singing my heart

1056
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 9: out every Friday for three to four agonizing minutes.

1057
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, dance.

1058
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 9: Tiny, but my throat is girthy and swollen, and you

1059
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 9: can all work out with me during my brand new

1060
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,479
Speaker 9: song of the week. Oh yeah it is. It's coming

1061
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 9: up right after this. It is time for my song

1062
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 9: of the week. And if you didn't know, Brooke and

1063
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning is syndicated to radio stations all

1064
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 9: across the country. Plus you can hear us on Apple, Spotify, YouTube,

1065
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 9: or wherever you find your podcast, which is really nice

1066
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 9: and convenient for our entire audience.

1067
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, people love it.

1068
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: I mean we get listeners from all across the globe

1069
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: thanks to the podcast.

1070
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, but it can make things a little bit

1071
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 9: challenging on us since in different parts of the US,

1072
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 9: kids start school at different times.

1073
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah, some places go literally at the

1074
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 3: end of July, some not until now.

1075
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 9: So in the July, really, I thought, for the most part,

1076
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 9: it's been happening over like the last three weeks or so.

1077
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 5: Since July.

1078
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 9: Do you want to punish school? He's like, dude, I'm

1079
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 9: on my midwinter break. Yes, that's insane, But I'll tell you,

1080
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 9: with all the kids heading back to class, no one

1081
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 9: is more thrilled about it than the parents who have

1082
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 9: been spending these past summer months fully engulfed in their

1083
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 9: children's rambunctious, chaotic energy, or.

1084
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 3: Them just saying I'm bored.

1085
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm bored.

1086
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I'm.

1087
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:45,959
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1088
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 9: And the thing about spending time with kids, with your

1089
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 9: own children, it's great in small doses, but three whole

1090
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 9: months of it that includes vacations and sports and play

1091
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 9: dates and pool visits and just anything to keep them

1092
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 9: busy time, it is a lot. In fact, sometimes it's

1093
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 9: too much, and the start of school, at least for

1094
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 9: the parents brings the promise of sweet, sweet relief. And

1095
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 9: that's why I had to sing a song for all

1096
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 9: of the stressed out moms and dads out there who

1097
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 9: are just so so happy that the first bell is

1098
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 9: wrong and class is finally.

1099
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 2: Back in session the teachers.

1100
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 9: And that's why instead of doing Olivia Rodrigo's hit song

1101
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 9: good for You, it's Young jeffries back to school. I'm

1102
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 9: a point when I'm ready points all summer through, we've

1103
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 9: been together, just the kids and me, so as a parent.

1104
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 9: Now I'm clinging to my sanity, locked in the bathroom

1105
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 9: trying to pee, but they won't leave me. How are

1106
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 9: their fingers always slimier than ocean kelp? The cap team

1107
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 9: and hunters drowning out my cries for help? I thought

1108
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 9: I told you don't play indoors with the goddamn tram.

1109
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 11: Now back to the strollings.

1110
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 18: Come to save me. Take these smelly, naughty loud rats,

1111
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 18: because I'm through Withhere's the.

1112
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 4: Whole of their wine cry.

1113
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 18: Telling me they're bording MEAs I've done my time to

1114
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 18: roop them fine when they lost to fame with La

1115
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 18: Boo boo, Now my job went to the teacher's problem.

1116
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, back to skill horble.

1117
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 9: Okay, out of the car, Out of the car, don't

1118
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 9: forget your back tack, go go.

1119
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 18: Go, go go.

1120
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Speaker 9: You know I love them, but the summer really takes

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00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 9: its toll. I showered twice and I still reek of

1122
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 9: milk and pizza rolls. But they're in class and now

1123
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 9: I miss them, maybe just a touch JK. I'm jazzed

1124
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 9: this morning. Bell rang out and filled me with the dopamine.

1125
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 9: I dropped them mop and shouted freedom like a brave

1126
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 9: heart scene driving home like zoom zoom, No kids in

1127
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 9: the room, room mom and deck in boom them like

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00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 9: their capo honeymoon mod. I'm up sure to you.

1129
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 18: They're crabbing its angry sleep set a way.

1130
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 7: Out of whack.

1131
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 9: Talking to school land Bay can get some reading.

1132
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 18: Write how do this little breakout with map broke out?

1133
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 14: More rights on Friday nights?

1134
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 18: Back down like a tiny fist.

1135
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 9: Not soon, but now I'm a scaping man. I mean, hey,

1136
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 9: back to school yard roll.

1137
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 6: Tag You're it.

1138
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 9: Now you're in charge of them.

1139
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 12: Five yes, for the next seven hours. No one's gonna

1140
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 12: ask me where their shoes are. I'm gonna go take

1141
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 12: an uninterrupted thirty minute nap.

1142
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 13: Should I be more emotion know, but I'm laughing like

1143
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 13: a joke, a lost control. Is it just irresponsible to

1144
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 13: ignore my cell phone if the school calls. Maybe I'm

1145
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 13: simply horrible to enjoy a little parental parole. Summer break

1146
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 13: was impossible.

1147
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 14: They keep my kids through the end of fall because

1148
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 14: back in school, you'll see your friend's Chelsea, Kelsey, Kelly, Kylie,

1149
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 14: Kayley and Kat What do you mean those aren't your

1150
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 14: friend's names. Don't call me barucas, I'll ski baby my

1151
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 14: name more time.

1152
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 5: What could they stay all week in the classroom?

1153
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 18: You could call it detention, I would and broadtesting all right, same.

1154
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 14: Teachers, roll Cayden, don't forget your lunch box. Remember uber

1155
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 14: each doesn't deliver to third grade.

1156
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 9: This back to school will keep me saying until Thanksgiving week.

1157
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm worried that the kids are in the card.

1158
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: Heard that hopefully they're all already. Yeah, oh no, that

1159
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 1: was a brutal It's a brutal honesty there.

1160
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 9: We love the kids while they're with us, but once

1161
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 9: they're gone, bye bye. I know the parents know what

1162
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 9: I'm talking about. Texting seventy five nine two, you could

1163
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 9: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.

1164
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 9: We're going to post the video up on all of

1165
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 9: our socials out Broken, Jeffrey. It'll be up on YouTube,

1166
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 9: on install, on TikTok, all of it with the lyrics

1167
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 9: for you to enjoy and the video.

1168
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like that one.

1169
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 3: You really need to see your face going hard on

1170
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 3: that song.

1171
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 9: It was a beautiful face.

1172
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 3: It was just like a lot of emotions.

1173
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 9: That's what I'm gonna read about it. So that's your

1174
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 9: song of.

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00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 6: The week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 9: Uh oh, looks like we caught somebody doing something they

1177
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 9: shouldn't have because on the phone with us right now

1178
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 9: is Jacob. He's an electrical engineering student in college and

1179
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 9: he hasn't started classes quite yet, so he's in a

1180
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 9: room all alone with his girlfriends. Jacob, do you think

1181
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 9: you can keep your hands to yourself for a few

1182
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 9: minutes while we play this trivia game here?

1183
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 5: Who told you? Oh, Jacob?

1184
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 3: I thought that he was exaggerating, Jacob, But really.

1185
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 7: I know, engineering student with a girlfriend, that's pretty crazy, right,

1186
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 7: I know, just in general, how.

1187
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 9: Did you manage to pull that one off?

1188
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 7: Uh? The same we both did robotics.

1189
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, like mine.

1190
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 3: I don't hear her in the background. Is she also

1191
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 3: a robot?

1192
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 7: I am a robot?

1193
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 9: Sounds sophisticated. Well done, Jacob. I'm glad you.

1194
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 5: Said sophisticated and not Wow, that sounds like a dumb robot.

1195
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 9: I know classes haven't started yet and those hands are

1196
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 9: trying to stay busy. But try and keep that mind

1197
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 9: on the trivia, because you got thirty seconds ancer as

1198
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 9: many as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1199
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 9: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if

1200
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 9: you want to win. Are you ready?

1201
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 7: Of course?

1202
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 9: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1203
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 9: Cheese Pizza Day, which pizza company popularized the stuffed crust.

1204
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 9: What actress portrays Wednesday Adams in the Netflix show When's Day.

1205
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 9: A sauce consisting purely of garlic and olive oil is

1206
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 9: called what.

1207
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 6: What?

1208
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 9: Small fish swells up and exposes spikes when in danger?

1209
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 9: Who made history at the two thousand and three Oscars

1210
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 9: by becoming the first artist to win Best Which country

1211
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 9: is the largest producer of olive oil in the world?

1212
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 9: Spain or Grease?

1213
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 7: Oh, I'll go Grease, all right, you go Jacob.

1214
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 9: Well done on the question. Yeah, maybe up now, Jason,

1215
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 9: can we talk to your girlfriend for just a second

1216
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 9: because I need to ask her something? Oh oh hello,

1217
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 9: oh hello Jacob's girlfriend. I want to know how did

1218
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 9: you meet Jacob? What was his opening line? Because I

1219
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 9: want to find out if he's as suave in person

1220
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 9: as he sounds over the phone.

1221
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 7: Let's see. So we met on robotics. He's a nerd,

1222
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 7: but he's pretty cool too. He's pretty smart.

1223
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 9: What won you over about it?

1224
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 16: We will by playing video games together.

1225
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 7: So we did lots of fun games when we first met.

1226
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 9: I know an innuendo when I hear one.

1227
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 3: Lay only one controller.

1228
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 6: Huh.

1229
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 9: I'm done weirding everybody out with those questions. And you

1230
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 9: give the phone back to Jacob because it's Brooks Turnbrook

1231
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 9: Are you ready?

1232
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 6: I ready?

1233
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 9: Your time starts now. Today is Cheese Pizza Day, which

1234
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 9: pizza company popularized the stuffed crust pizza hut. What actress

1235
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 9: portrays Wednesday Adams in the Netflix show Wednesday?

1236
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 3: Why am I swacing her name? Ortega? J Ortega?

1237
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 9: A sauce consisting purely of garlic and olive oil is

1238
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 9: called what white sauce? What small fish swells up and

1239
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 9: exposes it spikes when in danger. Pufferfish, who made history

1240
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 9: at the two thousand and three Oscars by becoming the

1241
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 9: first artist to win Best Original Song for a rap

1242
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 9: track from his own m all right, that's it. Times up.

1243
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 9: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how y'all did.

1244
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 8: With Josey I Skinny Hayes when I'm Machiatto, sugar free syrup,

1245
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 8: double shot of espresso light ice not no, why snow whip?

1246
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 5: Hey, Jacob, you got to correct today?

1247
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 10: Okay, not bad, not bad at all.

1248
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 5: Enough to impress your robot girlfriend, that's for sure.

1249
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 2: A brook he got two?

1250
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 5: Can you beat a robot?

1251
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 2: Yes, you did correct.

1252
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: Today, but you won our hearts because you're a really

1253
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: cute couple.

1254
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 10: Yeah we like you.

1255
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, So here's the answers for everybody. It's cheese pizza Day.

1256
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 9: The pizza company that popularized stuffed crust was Pizza Hut

1257
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 9: back in nineteen ninety five.

1258
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: Wow, that long ago.

1259
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, Dominos didn't even do.

1260
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 16: It until recently.

1261
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 9: The actress who portrays Wednesday Adams in the Netflix show

1262
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 9: Wednesday would be Jenna or Tega. A sauce consisting purely

1263
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 9: of garlic and olive oil is called aoliwau.

1264
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: Only I thought that.

1265
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 9: Was Mano has eggs in it, right. A small fish

1266
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 9: that swells up, exposing its spikes when it's in danger

1267
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 9: is the pufferfish that the two thousand and three Oscar.

1268
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 9: The first artist to win Best Original Song for a

1269
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 9: rap track in his own movie was Eminem for the

1270
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 9: song Lose Yourself. The country that's the largest producer of

1271
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 9: olive oil in the world, between Spain or Grease, it's

1272
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 9: actually Spain. They make half of the world's olive oil,

1273
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 9: eighty percent of Spain, so that's a lot. Jacob. It

1274
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 9: was not enough to beat Brooke today, but just for playing,

1275
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 9: we are giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

1276
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 9: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

1277
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 9: the Disney Store.

1278
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 7: Awesome. Thanks guys, Thank you.

1279
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 9: We'll be back to the Windbrooks Block same time on Monday,

1280
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.