WEBVTT - ReBooooot: Episode 61 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:06.520 There was the problem, we're taking money. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:09.680 What are you saying, Steve, You're saying are you saying, 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:11.239 Steve that we should just give up on Two Cool 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:12.680 Moms and not get people that want because there's so 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:16.320 many podcasts out there. You know who's going to disagree 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.200 with you to show for like that's you know who's 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:21.560 gonna disagree with you. The people that are listening right 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:23.919 now that you a listening to Two Cool Moms. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:24.760 I'm Joe Gatto. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:30.600 I'm not I'm Steve. You are freshly cut, freshly cut. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.320 You get your hand snapped here in the city because 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:33.320 you didn't have this yesterday. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.680 I had a hat on Mmm, remember I do? 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.320 You had the Pittsburgh hat on covert Ah, so there's 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:39.960 a covert. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.800 Cut, dis guy, Yeah, undercover cut. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.160 I had a cut, and then uh yeah, I showed 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.040 up at the comedy cell in Surds Small. The first 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.159 thing he said is I hate your hair cut. Good 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.720 to see you. It's been two months, three months. Good. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:52.159 Well, he wanted to get it out of the way. 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:53.760 He didn't want that, you know, floating above you. 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:55.440 Yeah, it's got to be something. There's got to be 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.000 something that is different about you that you're going to 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:00.279 get a show off. I said it on absolutely all time. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:02.640 How are you did you say they used to have 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.240 long hair right in high school like you did the 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:04.840 long you were growing? 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.600 Never never even hockey like I played hockey. I never 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.920 had them all itt never. Yeah, Oh that'd be fun. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.160 I just wanted to grow my hair's like, especially when 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:16.760 I was younger, so thick so it wouldn't grow down out. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:17.560 Yeah. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.440 Yeah, you look like a microphone comes Remember when David 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.720 right on the Mets had to wear that helmet on 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.880 top of his helmet, Like, that's what my head looks 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.200 like here. My face would get smaller, and it's just 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:29.680 it was like lego head hair, lego hair. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.800 which is you know, it's a look now people do 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.560 that on purpose. Yeah, I should have been ahead of 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.080 the time. So how about did you ever grow it out? 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:39.600 Uh? No, I've only had I've only had like three 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.520 hairt three separate hairs in my whole life. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:42.120 Like it was a thing. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:43.600 When I stopped with the Spike and I went to 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.319 the little come over there, I mean. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:45.760 That was a huge thing. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.319 When I showed up, the guys thought I was kidding 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.760 on set, I did it in like season seven, I 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.720 want to say, six or seven, and I showed up 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.840 to set and they were like, what happened? And I 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:56.880 was just a bit. I said, no, it's my hair, goes. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.240 I go, why, he goes, No, it looks good. He's like, 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.840 I just thought you were doing a bit. He's because 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:02.120 it's like a thing is It's like, we're gonna make 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:02.720 this a punishment. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.440 I'm like, no, it's not. I thought it looked good. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.320 So so then did you commit to it or were you? Like? 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.040 Because it's one thing to show puts spike ear, it's 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:11.960 another to be like, Okay, I'm going to go twenty 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.400 two episodes of you guys dumping on me and America 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.800 is going to question my hairstyle. No, I did it. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.280 And then a boom comments came in like oh did 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:21.400 Joe wuld Joe change his hair? 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:21.880 I like his hair. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:22.560 I didn't like his hair. 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.880 It was like hairgate. Yeah, people want nuts about it. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.120 And then uh and then it just went away and 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.520 that's now this is the way I do my hair. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.000 Now that's it looks fun. Yeah, I don't mind it's nice. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.400 I don't mind it. Yeah, thank you? 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:39.000 What would you? What would you like to do me. Yeah, dreads, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.320 just do you want to steal drummond sandals? 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:41.880 Just like God? 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:43.600 I would love that to be a Calypso player. 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.360 Did you uh? 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:49.679 Speaking of haircuts, the boy you're offspring, Yes, the one 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.000 that you fertilized your wife and he came out. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.680 Did you put it? 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:54.519 Did you have? 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:56.560 Did you cut his hair when he was younger? 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.480 I did? I got the buzzers. Yeah, he wasn't afraid 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.800 of the buzzers. Oh, he was definitely afraid. He didn't 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.720 care you locked him in the noise. My wife had 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.320 a pictures of him crying in her in her arms, 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.440 and then he had you know, just all over him. 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.760 But he looks he looks good with a buzz Yeah, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.280 it looks good with a buzz He's got a good 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.440 face for a nice short buzz cut. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.000 My son won't let me use the buzzers, so I 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:19.680 gotta go straight. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:23.480 Sissy's no, and it's it doesn't come out good. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.000 Yeah, but I get it done. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:31.240 And at the end I have money to the go 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.720 to the mall. Put him in that Tonka truck. Yeah, 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.680 let that girl cut his hair while he watchs, just 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.800 like you know, Ratitue. I mean, that's what they do. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.360 They just sit there and just like can you turn it? Okay? 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:42.960 Can you just. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.440 Because he always does this ah and like this, and 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.000 I'm just afraid he's gonna get cut, so I'm all right, 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.360 I'll do it because. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.480 He looks so that that's weird that the kids. I 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.760 kind of enjoy it too, though, not scared of the 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.320 that he's scared of the buzzers, but not a scissor. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.600 And I only use cut I don't use buzzers. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.120 So how so you cut it? But then you're like, 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:03.880 we got to get this scared. Then you go. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.080 Then we take them into the shop. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.120 Then you learn the most times, yeah, most times. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.360 This it's so funny because sometimes I have a good cut. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:13.520 Sometimes would you cut his hair? Because my hair gets insanity. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.360 He looks like a vagabond, and I'm like, I gotta 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:16.960 fix this thing. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:17.719 Yeah. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.640 They take their kids, do time for it. Well, I 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.200 don't have time for it. I'm home for three hours. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:25.839 That's true. 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.440 You know, he's I'm sorry, he's on for three hours 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.640 after school and he goes to what is the weekends, 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:30.200 I'm not here. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.960 She doesn't want She's like, well, she's like it's Okay, 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.200 it looks cute. It doesn't look cute. It's a smooth 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.120 wave looks cute. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:44.200 It looks cute. She's drinking her peant lota peta dog. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.640 They no, I mean, it's just you know, even Milana's hair, 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.240 my daughter's hair, she cuts her hair. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.800 She saw, Yeah, she saw this thing. Where on you 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.800 on you on TikTok. Will you take the two ends, 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:55.440 you put it up. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.920 In like a in a in a hair tie, and 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.520 you just snip the ends and you let it fall 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:00.719 and it looks find me ready. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.320 You have money, you have money, You have money, you 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.040 have money. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.160 I should take them, all right, one. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.400 Of your meet and greets could pay for haircuts until 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.560 those kids get out of high school. I mean, what 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.840 are you doing, dude. You guys are doing great. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.279 We should we should get their haircuts. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.920 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.280 Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.520 But your daughter's hair, I would never know that. Okay, 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:25.640 So maybe it's working because. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.640 She has she has long hair. That one's working. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.680 It's easier to do that because she has the long 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.600 hair and whatever. But the sun he gets, like, the 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:32.599 front is the problem. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:33.559 The front banks. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.760 Yeah, the bangs and shitty shitty bang bangs. They look 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:40.599 like they look like he looks like simple Jack from 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:41.800 from Traffic thunder something. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.919 Wait is he four or five? 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:45.400 Is five going to be sign? 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.160 Okay? 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.560 I told him six years I said six, six year 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.359 olds use the buzzers, And I was. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:51.960 Like, does he like the whispy look? He can go 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.560 to he can he can just put his head out 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.000 on the bus just like goes over. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.400 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.599 I should probably work that out because I looked at 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.240 him this morning I sent him school and it's like 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.800 it's not even and it's like he's got like a 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:05.240 half a. 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.280 Bang on one side. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:10.560 He looks very silly, I found out. Look, but he's adorable, 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.119 so that helps. Well, your kids are very beautiful kids kids. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.479 I think I cracked the code on why I never 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.840 did look he could be a multitude of factors. Why 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.640 didn't do well with girls in junior high school? High school? 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.680 Then I cracked the case. I figured it out. I 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.239 part my hair in the middle, you had a middle 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.760 pot part of it hair. You had a Moses and 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.000 went like that. You had the red the sea look 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:34.640 like a psycho? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:35.480 Are you kidding? 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:36.159 No? 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.360 I didn't know that who does a middle pot. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:43.719 It was the nineties, baby, several times. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.640 It's not a bar I know I was in the nineties. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.200 Was no internet. I know there's no internet. I don't know, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:53.760 but there was a mirror. You're ready for this? 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:54.919 Did you comb it? Hold on? 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.520 I have questions about the middle part. Did you comb 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.160 it down or was it like? But here's the thing. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:00.239 Uh. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.920 I grew up in a small suburb of north of Pittsburgh. Okay, 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.320 we only had two hundred kids my class. How many 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.600 Asians are excuse how many Asians? No? No Asians. It 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.520 was me and Holly Reid. And every time there was 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.880 a slow song at the dance, you should do it's Holly. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.440 It's like, because we're both Asian. They're like, yeah, it's dance. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.040 Wouldn't it be funny? I'm like, it should be funny. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.320 But never used. Uh. I didn't know what conditioner was 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.800 all through high school. It wasn't until college. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:28.520 Have parents. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.360 My dad's bald. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:33.440 He just skips all that knowledge. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.120 He had heading shoulders, and I think it was just 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.320 using it for the shoulders because there's nothing on his head. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.680 But you know, he had like that that that side thing, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.520 you know, the side thing a little bit on top 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.080 or whatever. But I mean he wasn't And then I 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.760 don't know what palmide was. I don't know what Harris 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.360 Spray was. I know anything was. So what would happen 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.440 is part of down the middle, wedded in the morning, 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.480 part in the middle, and then just kind of like 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.800 streak her down, like slick it down and then go 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.920 out and then slowly over time first period it would 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.600 just it was like baking bread. It would just like 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.960 goes out and that was it. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.040 Wow, So that's you. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:15.720 It took you this long to figure that out or 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:16.880 you knew that pretty quickly. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.600 Well, when when I was in college, that's when you 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.760 fixed it. That's when I fixed it. Yeah, who told 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.680 you to fix it in college? This kid Jay, she 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:28.600 has a good friend Jay, like second week, super nice guy. God, 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.880 I wish i'd remember his last name. Super nice guy. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:34.600 He He's like, you don't know what conditioner is. I'm 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:39.480 like no, He's like, try this Purplus. You went right. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.880 I went to Purplus and uh. By the way, the 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:47.839 showers at Kent State University Clark Hall were astounding. It 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.040 was like that that deep pressure that. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.000 Would hit you and paint off your body. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.640 It was great and it would get nice and steamy 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.640 and hot, and then the winter there was nothing better. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.920 I would take a plastic chair from the lounge and 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:05.960 put it in this shower and just sit there like 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.440 a like a detective that just went through the worst 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.600 case of his life and just sit there like hunched 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.720 over and just let it. Oh my god, I remember 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:14.120 that was the best. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.720 So who who taught you about man scaping? 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:18.040 Manscaping? 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:19.400 Yeah, like shaving shaving? 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:26.360 You remember I was in Vegas and I was in Vegas. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:30.200 I was I was definitely an adult. I was an adult. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:35.040 And and this girl goes, you know whoa And I 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.040 was like what, She's like, pat it down the middle. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.280 I was like, oh, people, do you know? I was like, 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.439 oh yeah, I just very slow to come to all this. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:47.199 Got it, got it? 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.560 Yeah. But now if it is a film, a film, 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:51.280 you're great. You're great. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:52.000 Now we all know it. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.400 We know it. How about you? When So I had 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.120 an older sister. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.720 So they told me they always did my hair for me. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.760 I used moose. My sister used to put moose in 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.200 my hand. My sister Carla used to love to do 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.600 so I use what is so moose is just basically 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.559 the foam, the foamy hair spray. It's like it's yeah, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.839 it's a phaemy hairspray, so it dissolves. That has the 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:08.439 same consistency as hairspray. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.160 Yeah, now that we're talking about this, I can literally 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.720 smell the aussy hair spray in in like ninth and 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:15.160 tenth grade. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.079 And I went to the depth, which is the gel. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:18.360 I did a whole depth. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:19.000 I did the jail. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.560 So I did the jail, the depths a while. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.760 Then I got introduced to Palmade, you know, changed me 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.920 up and moved to l A. Yeah, a boy, the 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.840 kid justinrice Lynwood, justin he used to cut hair. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.839 Yeah, and he was like, let me fix that for you. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.800 And he cut my hair in the apartment and he 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.520 put Palmade in it and he goes, use this from 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:36.880 now on. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:38.000 Is that what you use? 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:38.600 And that's what I used. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:39.320 That's what I used here. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.800 That's so it's great. So it was justin to change that, 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:42.440 change that for me. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:43.520 And then he actually gave me a little bit of 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.520 style from my hair. But so what do you do 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:49.080 back then? Just go back? Oh you went basket? 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.600 Yeah, I went I went straight like DeNiro good fella 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:52.280 straight back. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.640 I never would. I don't know it was. We only 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.800 have a couple options. You have, you know, four options. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.320 If you're going to talk about it, you go back, 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.040 you poked down the middle like you that's us too, 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.280 and then you do a side or a side. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:06.319 I have a friend named Jason Dallas, and I don't 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.920 care I'll say this publicly. I took a picture of 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:15.080 him at dinner one time. He's eating and I'm like 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.880 laughing to myself, okay, and I'm just kind of like 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.000 laughing and I go like this and he's like silent, 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:26.000 he's eating. He goes, what the hell you do on him? 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.760 So you know you can draw on your picture arrow. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.640 So I drew an arrow. His hair goes back this way, 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.640 down this way, up that way, and for that way, 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.280 and I drew an arrow for each saying I'm like, dude, 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.200 you like Dog the Bounty Hunter. You have like like 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.080 four haircuts. It's the craziest thing. I mean, so many 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:50.000 different directions. Sometimes it's just fly away, zip zip zip zip. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.360 It's like it's like his head's a compass. It could 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.200 just go to print out. I've never seen anything like 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.559 did you have? Well you wear hats. What help? 0:11:59.600 --> 0:11:59.959 Which help? 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.040 I love wearing baseball hat, so I. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:03.520 Can't do it. I don't do or can't do a 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.680 cap so live. I just never really got into it really. Yeah, 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.600 like I never like. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.360 To travel, you don't like to get like a nice 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.599 ball cap for a souvenir. So that's that's what you 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.440 go ape shin Litz. I love lits. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.040 You love lids. Yeah, every time we see one your stock. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:17.560 We could have six more in the mall, I'd be 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.200 I would still go into each one. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.320 You know, the lids lidzs has cornered is cornered the 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.760 market with their planning. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:24.360 The way they do it. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.120 They always buy two stores, and there was always two lids. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.800 There's an upstairs and downstairs one by the exit. They 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.240 never the only company that does that. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.000 Inflation plays a double rent because they only need a 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.600 big room. But do you remember hats used to cost 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.599 twenty five bucks, so now maybe twenty nine now is 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:42.240 since inflation four hundred six. Just the snapbacks are forty 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:47.800 that's crazy, that's bananas to me. The fitted baseball ball 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.640 caps would be like forty right, and now it's all 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.480 jumped up. But you you've never won a baseball cap 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:54.800 now here in New York. I wear them. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.199 I know, I know it's crazy, but what I do 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:01.120 I do wear it is a pool side side I 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:05.200 come out of the water, check her off. Yeah, Taylor 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.040 swift it and then I drop on the BC. How 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.000 about like a something. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.760 About Irish scully You never got into those or like 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.920 as you see this nose. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.559 A top aud looked good, but I would kind of 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.440 look like I'm talking to you about, hey man, where's 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:18.800 my money? 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.520 You know, like that it's not a top ad you 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.800 mean a fedora. Nobody was a top act. 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.520 Yeah. I didn't mean like a top like the Monopoly 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.679 got tops and tails, Yeah, like fred As Stare, But yeah, 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:30.280 but a Fedora. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.240 I actually I found a Fedora once I like to 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.760 look of and I wore it on the town a bunch, 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.439 but I played a character. I wore an Ascott with 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.839 and I book glasses that were clear. Diama was his name, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.520 and I wore the fedora and I used to go 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.760 around and have lunch on the road with q As 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.199 Diamo and nobody would recognize me. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:47.920 It was fantastic. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.760 So I do that sometimes. But I liked that hat. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.600 But I don't really have to, but I do. Remember 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.400 I had a Charlotte Hornet's hat. Yeah, I don't know why. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.960 I like the color scheme with the hornet. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:03.200 And I used to wear it backwards and my mother 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.240 still wouldn't wear it front. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:05.240 No, I wore it backwards. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.240 My mother. My mother says, she says, thugs, weigh your 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.439 hats backwards. Put it forward. And I hated the way 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:11.920 it looks. And she's right, she's right. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.280 Pull up your pants. So I put put the hat on. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:16.800 I would, and I hated the way I looked at it. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.280 So I never wore hats after that. Yeah, it's kind 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:21.280 of a bump, but I do it on the side 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:22.600 of the I'll do it on the beach or what not, 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.040 you know near you know near and in your water. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.440 I guess if I'm on a boat, so you're gonna 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:28.880 get sun tan. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:30.480 No, like it's like when I come out of the water. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.400 I just don't like my hands. Ahole crazy. I just like, yeah, okay, 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.720 I guess it comes from vanity a little. I think. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:40.040 I think I think I would rather look bad with 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.480 a hat on than bad with bad hair. You would 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.000 look good with the DENIERO. Just the slight swish back, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.920 pull in it backyard yeah. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.640 With a grease though with like a with a gel. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.680 See that's the thing I don't know how to do too. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.560 There was, uh, maybe three months ago my hair was 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.080 pretty long, and I was like, you know, you just 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.520 come out of the shower, you go, and I was like, 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.400 I could the slick back yeah, but I uh, I 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:02.880 don't like it. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:06.920 I just started I just started realizing remembering my father 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.440 was balding and he had the Saint Anthony very thin hair, 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:14.400 very similar to my style here. And I used to 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.560 remember he used to get out and blow dry his 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.000 hair and use a brush, and he used to blow 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.600 dry his hair for an extended amount of time. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.680 And I was always like and they said, I was like, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:23.800 wellhy are you doing it that long? For? 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:24.960 I was like, it must feel good? 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:25.160 Right. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.200 The other day, I swear I'm blow drying my hair. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:28.640 I saw a blow draw my hair because I needed 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.720 for the volume with the palmade. So I'm blow drying 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.160 my hair. I don't brush it though, I'm blow dry 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:34.400 my hand. I was blow dryning and it felt good. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:35.440 When I was rubbing my hand, I was like that 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.080 and it just clicked. I was like it felt good. 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:38.480 That's long. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:39.800 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.400