Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
Speaker 2: and a Pod with myself and Trischelle. Helloooo, we're going
Speaker 2: to recap Southern Charm and Traders. We're gonna go ahead
Speaker 2: and start with Southern Charm Season ten, episode eleven. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm going to start by saying, could Shep been any
Speaker 2: more desperate?
Speaker 3: Oh? My god, I was.
Speaker 1: I had such second hand embarrassment for him. I was like, no, Like,
Speaker 1: my whole body was tense.
Speaker 3: It was just so.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing you and everybody else.
Speaker 3: Yes, she does not like him at all.
Speaker 2: No, I know, and we're going to get into it,
Speaker 2: but I'm like, dude, where are your balls?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where are your balls? Well, it starts out that Shep
Speaker 2: and Sienna have a little talk before dinner. They haven't
Speaker 2: seen each other in a month and a half. Apparently
Speaker 2: Sanna told Shep that they'd have a beautiful baby's. I
Speaker 2: find that hard to believe, so his mind was obviously
Speaker 2: going there. And then SHEF tells her he's in love
Speaker 2: with her. I'm like, shuh, please, dude. In Sanna's mind,
Speaker 2: they never defined the relationship, but now she knows how
Speaker 2: he feels, and she still doesn't give him any reassurance,
Speaker 2: but shef is happy with the way the conversation has
Speaker 2: gone and ends it there. In his confessional, he says
Speaker 2: life is too short to ignore a strong feeling about
Speaker 2: someone that's all one sided.
Speaker 1: I think that he has given he's given her the
Speaker 1: ick so badly that she can't he's giving me the ick.
Speaker 1: She can't even hug him. It is so awkward to watch.
Speaker 2: I mean, she didn't show up to the airport. She
Speaker 2: came over and if for somebody that he thinks is
Speaker 2: the one and they're in love. She gave him like
Speaker 2: a best friend hug. H Craig a bigger hug. Then
Speaker 2: she gave shep right thattt bird. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I mean he is absolutely delusional or is he just
Speaker 2: that overly confident in himself, like sort of like narcissistic,
Speaker 2: I don't know, or just denial delusion, I don't know.
Speaker 1: In love Blinded, it feels like lust instead of love
Speaker 1: for me because they have not spent enough time together.
Speaker 1: But I mean, it is funny when they did that
Speaker 1: flashback of Hem and Madison talking and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find my love on a white sandy beach somewhere,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3: Maybe he had that in his head for like three years.
Speaker 2: Maybe that was his fantasy since he was a little boy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: find his love on a white sandy beach. I think
Speaker 2: also that Shep met his match. I think Shep will
Speaker 2: probably be a bachelor his entire life. And I think
Speaker 2: that he found a girl that's like nah, just like him,
Speaker 2: like nah, you know, I could take to leave it.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be in a relationship. And he's like,
Speaker 2: what right, bo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he needs to calm down the baby talk.
Speaker 1: It's too intense. I mean, it's it's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Sanna is not very happy because she took
Speaker 2: to TikTok to recap last night on and Queens of
Speaker 2: Bravo posted it. She and Shep met on Riah thought
Speaker 2: he was a cute Southern boy. Whitney DMed her first.
Speaker 2: She provided the receipt. He doesn't look like his picture
Speaker 2: in person, she said. Grandma is a fan of the show.
Speaker 2: She didn't know Shep or Whitney were on reality TV
Speaker 2: when she met them. Denies Grandma put her up to
Speaker 2: the date with Shep to be on the show, doesn't
Speaker 2: clarify if she was dating SHEP calls him a friend.
Speaker 2: So she's like getting pissed because I think it's looking like,
Speaker 2: you know, she was insensitive and just wanted to be
Speaker 2: on the show, used him. And she's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: when she's thirty firs right, because she's mad because she's
Speaker 2: looking thirsty right now.
Speaker 1: And I think this girl just wants to kill it
Speaker 1: on Riah. But I will say she's probably gonna get
Speaker 1: kicked off of Riyah because the whole thing it's like
Speaker 1: fight club, like you can't mention it and like I.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and there's like this big rule like people
Speaker 1: get okay first off, Like I've never been on Riyah,
Speaker 1: but I think about our single.
Speaker 3: I would kill it on.
Speaker 1: There, like I'm funny, and I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's in another life, I would be on it. But
Speaker 1: I heard that if you screenshot your conversation that they
Speaker 1: give you like one or two warnings and then you're
Speaker 1: kicked off.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, she's probably going to be kicked off then,
Speaker 2: I think so or they're loving the attention that right,
Speaker 2: But you know what, isn't Riah the one that has
Speaker 2: like a waiting list to get on like it's really hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeh, to like apply or something.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, guys, You're not gonna be on Rya anymore.
Speaker 2: Sheff's been on it for a long time. Come on, Chap,
Speaker 2: you're forty five years old. You need to find a
Speaker 2: girl that is your age to settle down with. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: the rest of the group, minus Mollie, are at dinner.
Speaker 2: Shef and Sianna show up and shep awkwardly pulls out
Speaker 2: Sianna's chair for her. Taylor and Madison can't help but
Speaker 2: laugh at him. Austin pulls Shef over to the bar
Speaker 2: and Sianna joins the girls. Madison mentions that Sianna's playing
Speaker 2: hard to get, but Sianna poses the question, am I
Speaker 2: playing hard to get? Or am I hard to get?
Speaker 2: That was a really good line, right Yeah.
Speaker 1: First off, I think I love Molly because she has
Speaker 1: like two day hangovers. I can She's very relatable. She
Speaker 1: just didn't want to go to dinner.
Speaker 2: But question Molly a little bit and I'll tell you
Speaker 2: why in a minute.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that at dinner whenever Chef
Speaker 1: pulls out her car, Madison's like ill, It's like, hey
Speaker 1: is just being not himself and all of his friends
Speaker 1: were like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: It's not working, like no one's having it.
Speaker 2: Yep. So she I mean, she basically said, am I
Speaker 2: playing hard to get?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean just am hard to get? I mean this
Speaker 2: is such a chet GPT way of saying, SHEP, I'm
Speaker 2: using you to be on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that the cast is picking up
Speaker 1: on that. It feels like, I don't know, did you
Speaker 1: feel like they don't like her? No?
Speaker 2: I think maybe they like her, but they also know
Speaker 2: that she doesn't like him. And I think that's how
Speaker 2: it's looking.
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sana, You're out there saying like, you know, Whitney
Speaker 2: reached out to me, but you and then SHEP reached
Speaker 2: out to her, But you agreed to film. You are
Speaker 2: having this guy come to the Bahamas to film with you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's leading him on, I think, I think.
Speaker 1: And I feel like the cast is kind of interrogating
Speaker 1: her a little bit and just like asking instead of
Speaker 1: trying to get to know where, They're like asking her
Speaker 1: pointed questions, and she's just like being very coy.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe just.
Speaker 1: Like she's living the island life. I just I kind
Speaker 1: of don't understand her.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. So Sanna casually tells them she
Speaker 2: loves Shep. He's a great person and they had a
Speaker 2: lot of fun. Madison as Sienna if she and Shepp
Speaker 2: are together, and Sianna says they've never had that conversation,
Speaker 2: so it seems like it's a no. It's a no.
Speaker 2: Sianna tells them that she and Shep are similar in
Speaker 2: wanting something that's noncommittal, so it works for both of them.
Speaker 1: I feel like Shep is acting like a pervy uncle
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 3: It's like really grossing me out.
Speaker 2: I mean, my god, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, and Madison's literally like she doesn't like you.
Speaker 2: Malice is so cute. She every time she opens abouth
Speaker 2: them like I just love everything she says, same same.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Shep and Sanna's relationship is like literally like a car crash.
Speaker 2: You can't help but want to watch more. The dynamic
Speaker 2: between them is just so off, you know. And then
Speaker 2: there's Molly over there on the sidelines like pick me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like doing a cart while.
Speaker 2: I'm on my tuba, I'm over here, I'm in my bikini,
Speaker 2: and Sheef's like, no, no, I went this freckly lipped
Speaker 2: girl from the Bahamas. It doesn't like me.
Speaker 1: I think he's just the girls and Charleston are so
Speaker 1: dehydrated for these guys, like they are so thirsty, and
Speaker 1: I think that they just want, you know, the last
Speaker 1: name and the status and everything. And this girl's like,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two, I'm on Rayah, I'm living my life
Speaker 1: on the island, and he just has to have it.
Speaker 2: But what would a twenty two year old. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure it happens all the time, but twenty two
Speaker 2: year old want with the forty you know, five forty
Speaker 2: seven year old guy.
Speaker 3: I guess she thought she'd be more attracted to him,
Speaker 3: and she's not.
Speaker 2: Is it the dad jeans and the belt, the flip flops, yes,
Speaker 2: the whole look, the whole look, the Tommy Bahama wardrobe,
Speaker 2: the Tommy Bahama stuff. He's like, no, hard pass, hard pass. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Austin and Shep are across the restaurant talking about the
Speaker 2: same thing. Shep says Santa told him she missed him,
Speaker 2: but the camera crew got something entirely different. The real
Speaker 2: conversation was Shep asked her did you miss me? And
Speaker 2: she responded, I'll see. Oh Austin doesn't think Shep is
Speaker 2: the best at picking up on certain signals. Oh duh,
Speaker 2: So he's doubting if the conversation actually went that way.
Speaker 2: When Shepp and Austin joined the group at dinner again,
Speaker 2: Sally mentioned Sana's comment about them being non committal, which
Speaker 2: obviously throws him a bit.
Speaker 1: That text message thing when the cameras caught it. I
Speaker 1: loved it, But Tamra, have you ever had one of
Speaker 1: those moments where you did something so embarrassing or somebody
Speaker 1: saw something that you did or what I've said, and
Speaker 1: you think about it like years, months, whatever later, and
Speaker 1: you just shiver. Yes, I feel like this is going
Speaker 1: to haunt him for a minute.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, nobody is more embarrassed than Shep watching
Speaker 2: his back right now.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I cannot imagine.
Speaker 2: And there's Taylor over there going, oh, she's loving I
Speaker 2: bit of it. Taylor's looks thrilled that dinner, like she
Speaker 2: was getting off on Shep's delusion. So, I mean, and
Speaker 2: I had to think about it, Okay, the backstory, Shep
Speaker 2: and Taylor dated for two years and broke up in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty two due to shed cheating multiple times and
Speaker 2: refusing to commit. And here he's chasing a non committal
Speaker 2: There it is, and it's called karma.
Speaker 3: It is karma. Yes, Karma's a bitch. There you go.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: The next morning, Shep and Taylor are the first to
Speaker 2: wake up after a long night of drinking. We get
Speaker 2: a flashback of last night. Everyone came back to the
Speaker 2: Girl's sweep because Sienna, who went home because she had
Speaker 2: a stomach ache. When she said bye to Shep, she
Speaker 2: just gave oh my god. They just gave each other
Speaker 2: an awkward hug like brother and sisters. No kiss, nothing
Speaker 2: and back in the sweet Madison straight up told Ship
Speaker 2: she doesn't like you shop, like, get it through your head.
Speaker 1: Do you think that they have had sex? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: I feel like the body language is saying no, or
Speaker 1: they did like one drunken night and now she's like, ugh,
Speaker 1: I can't because she's repulsed by him.
Speaker 2: It seems like, well, I think that she has her
Speaker 2: own embarrassment, like oh my god, I agreed to this. Yeah, Adam,
Speaker 2: we probably had a few drinks and had sex, and
Speaker 2: now you know, months later, I'm inviting him to my
Speaker 2: hometown and he's bringing cameras and this guy's grossing me out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I either that or she like is kind of in
Speaker 1: a situationship with someone else and she's just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's something up there.
Speaker 2: Oh she could that could be it. That could be it.
Speaker 2: She could be dating someone else. And now she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: my wife, I got to film this show. And she
Speaker 2: probably was super excited at the very beginning. I don't
Speaker 2: know if she's been like she's a beauty queen, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: so she drives that attention and platform. So she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going.
Speaker 3: To be on TV with She's missed Bahamas.
Speaker 1: She's obviously been pursued by more people than SHEP. She's
Speaker 1: on Riah, so like, yeah, she could be dating someone
Speaker 1: else at the same time.
Speaker 2: But Taylor feels like he needs the truth. He's finally
Speaker 2: getting a taste of his own medicine. SHEP decides to
Speaker 2: wake Austin up that morning so he can read the
Speaker 2: text he sent to Sienna, and all I could think
Speaker 2: of is when he jumped on Austin and talking this
Speaker 2: close to Austin's face, who just woke up. I'm like, ooh,
Speaker 2: gross morning breath. I'm grossed out, eh, eh, ooh. Shep's
Speaker 2: text says, good morning, Sianna. Listen. I love seeing you,
Speaker 2: and no one else makes me feel the way you do,
Speaker 2: no one. But I am not going to try to
Speaker 2: convince someone that they love me for three days, especially
Speaker 2: when I know deep down that they do. Here's hoping
Speaker 2: you understand my feelings and exalt them. I just don't
Speaker 2: feel this way almost ever. I know that you agree,
Speaker 2: and I know that you agree. That's where I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: and feel a lot of what I do because I've
Speaker 2: heard it from you, perfect freckled little lips. Ros and
Speaker 2: those around us can say and think what they will,
Speaker 2: but we'll have the last laugh and we can have love,
Speaker 2: laughter and literally everything that matters. Okay, my ted talk
Speaker 2: is over.
Speaker 3: Ugh, exalt freckled lips, love laughter. I just so grossed
Speaker 3: out right now. I just shower like that.
Speaker 2: It's just you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Austin and Craiger just like laughing, looking at each other.
Speaker 3: How is this happening?
Speaker 2: Shep I just want her back. SHEP, I don't think
Speaker 2: you ever had her in the beginning, so I don't
Speaker 2: think she's going back to something she didn't have.
Speaker 3: He's a very smart guy.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand how he can't read the room
Speaker 1: in this situation. It is very clear to everyone. Madison
Speaker 1: literally was like, she doesn't like you. I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, Shep's Texas so long and dramatic. It could
Speaker 1: be a Taylor Swift song at this point, yes, but
Speaker 1: just I mean the fact that she's not responding.
Speaker 2: I can't even remember what her response was.
Speaker 3: I think she said it was intense, intense. That's right,
Speaker 3: it's not positive.
Speaker 2: That's not exactly the response you want when you like
Speaker 2: pour your heart out.
Speaker 3: No, she's weirded out. It weirded her out.
Speaker 2: I mean, this whole episode was intense, and my favorite.
Speaker 1: Thing about the episode was Flamingo yoga. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would fly all the way to the Bahamas to
Speaker 1: be rejected by Sienna just to do that.
Speaker 2: I know, right, that was cool. That was very there's
Speaker 2: a visually very cool we didn't get a lot of
Speaker 2: it was very visual. Taylor, Molly and Rod do yoga
Speaker 2: with a flamingo. Then Venito, Whitney, and Ryan arrive. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Shep wakes up Craig so he can read him the
Speaker 2: text he sent to Sianna too. Stop.
Speaker 3: It's like a train wreck.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna have to hear
Speaker 2: this again. And he's reading it and they're both just
Speaker 2: dying and Sienna still hasn't responded to the text. Craig
Speaker 2: has the same response as Austin. This relationship is being
Speaker 2: so forced. I'm like, dude, no, how many times can
Speaker 2: I say no? But I have to tell you this
Speaker 2: was a good episode.
Speaker 1: It was it was you know what else I thought
Speaker 1: was weird though, Whenever Shep was like, I need to
Speaker 1: go snorkeling, and then Sienna was going to go.
Speaker 3: To the fish fry instead. I'm like, why do you
Speaker 3: want to go snorkeling so bad? Didn't you say?
Speaker 1: It's not like you're going to jump out of an
Speaker 1: airplane like can storicle in Florida? Right?
Speaker 3: It just was weird. And then she didn't end up
Speaker 3: even going to the fish fry.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's like to show she wants nothing to
Speaker 2: do with him. She's like, I got my fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm out, peace, goodbye. I'm never going to see you again.
Speaker 2: Guarantee you.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I never saw each other again. I bet you.
Speaker 3: Guarante. Yeah, actually I agree with you. I mean, if
Speaker 3: she shows up.
Speaker 2: To the reunion, then I'm gonna be like, Okay, this
Speaker 2: girl's like a fame hohore No.
Speaker 1: But what did you think about her defending herself on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I think that's okay when people are coming at you.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, I think when miss she's not a cast
Speaker 2: member of that show and she'll never be back on
Speaker 2: that show. So when misinformation comes out, where I think
Speaker 2: where she's mad. What she's mad about is that Miss
Speaker 2: Patricia said that she reached out to Whitney first and
Speaker 2: then she out to Austin I mean to U Shap.
Speaker 2: So it made her look like she was a starfucker.
Speaker 2: So so I think that's where the problem lies. And
Speaker 2: I think now that it's she's like, oh no, I'm
Speaker 2: clearing that up. I am clearing that up. Whitney reached
Speaker 2: out to me. They had like a one line conversation, right,
Speaker 2: But you know what.
Speaker 1: Whitney has a history of being messy and twisting the
Speaker 1: story a little bit because he did that with like
Speaker 1: the Redhead to Katherine.
Speaker 2: Or what is the appeal to Whitney? I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 1: And he looks like he belongs in the what is
Speaker 1: it Madame Chussoud's waxby seum.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm like, I don't get it. And he's a
Speaker 4: producer on that show. Yeah, yeah, I don't understand at all.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's the Maybe that's the appeal for some women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that he's a producer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just trying to get on.
Speaker 1: Oh. I did have another thing so they I had
Speaker 1: a moment that whenever they were getting ready to go snorkeling,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my god, who is that hot guy?
Speaker 1: Molly should hook up with him? And I didn't realize
Speaker 1: it's that guy Ryan who has a husband.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, So I'm like, where has he been?
Speaker 3: Like, you can't just like throw a really hot guy
Speaker 3: on the screen with no shirt on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we haven't seen a lot of Ryan.
Speaker 1: No, That's why I thought he was like some new
Speaker 1: guy and I'm like, mom, I should make out with him.
Speaker 2: He's married to a man. Yeah, he's gorgeous, but that's
Speaker 2: gonna work out. Oh he's hot.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Most of the group is planning to go to the
Speaker 2: fish fry today, including Santa, but Shep won't be there
Speaker 2: because he's going snarkling instead. And like you said earlier,
Speaker 2: like if he knows she's going to the fish fry,
Speaker 2: why doesn't he go to the Why doesn't he want
Speaker 2: to go to the fish fry? After that big old
Speaker 2: long you know, poured his heart out to her, He's like, nah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to see her. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go snorkeling.
Speaker 1: Instead, snorkily And it's like the least cool thing ever.
Speaker 1: It's not even scuba diving.
Speaker 2: It's just like on the start List, I'm going to
Speaker 2: mask h Craig thinks it's pointless for Sanna to come
Speaker 2: if Chef won't even be there, which I totally agree.
Speaker 2: Austin doesn't like that he's kicking Shep while he's down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hold on, how can you not kick him
Speaker 2: when he's down? Because this is so ridiculous and embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Santa calls Shepp and tells him she's not up for
Speaker 2: the fish fry today. She still feels sick from the
Speaker 2: alcohol last night. Poor thing. Shep brings up the text
Speaker 2: he sent her, oh my God again, and she admits
Speaker 2: it was very intense heartfelt. She thinks she wants to
Speaker 2: talk to him about it in person before he leaves.
Speaker 2: In his confessional, Shep says they have something really special,
Speaker 2: so he doesn't think she could possibly step away from that.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we're gonna see I don't know,
Speaker 1: are we going to see the breakup happening on camera
Speaker 1: or is she just going to ghost?
Speaker 3: I feel like she might ghost.
Speaker 2: She's gonna ghost. There is no us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no us to break up. Yeah, Shepherd like,
Speaker 1: seriously intense and heartfelt. Is not the response that you
Speaker 1: want after you told someone you're in love with them.
Speaker 2: Right, And you know, I mean, I agree with Craig.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point in the game, and only
Speaker 2: the only reason Sanna wants to hang out with a
Speaker 2: group without Shep is because she wants camera time.
Speaker 1: Right, right, Craig is being a good friend and he's
Speaker 1: not engaging with her, and he's immediately Actually he sussed
Speaker 1: it out from the very beginning. And you know what,
Speaker 1: Craig doesn't have a lot of good reads. Clearly we're
Speaker 1: watching his break up with Paige, but he does have
Speaker 1: a good read on Sianna.
Speaker 2: Shef Taylor, Molly, and Ryan are snorkline while the rest
Speaker 2: of the group go to the fish fry. At lunch. Craig, Sally,
Speaker 2: and Madison are openly talking about Sianna. Craig is adamant
Speaker 2: that she gave off really bad vibes and that's why
Speaker 2: he left the suite as soon as he got there.
Speaker 2: Over at Snorkelane, everyone seems to be having fun in
Speaker 2: the water, but as soon as they're out, Shep can't
Speaker 2: hide his sadness or Shep. Taylor thinks this should be
Speaker 2: a sign for him to date people his own aide,
Speaker 2: and I totally agree with that. Yes, where do you
Speaker 2: think you're going, Shep? You're not like this billionaire that's
Speaker 2: gonna get some twenty two year old hot piece of
Speaker 2: ass that's gonna you can pray it around.
Speaker 1: Now he's trying to George Clooney it, but he's not
Speaker 1: George Clooney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Like, get somebody closer to your age. She
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be, you know, in her forties, but
Speaker 2: at least like late thirties. Come on, Yes, Mollie thinks
Speaker 2: she's the better fit rather than Sianna, which I agree.
Speaker 2: But Mollie, you see the desperation in this guy. Is
Speaker 2: this really what you want to do?
Speaker 1: No, dude, there is nothing that Mollie could do that
Speaker 1: would make me hate her. I just think she's a
Speaker 1: quirky queen and I think she deserves a quirky, nerdy.
Speaker 3: Guy and not the cool guy like Shep.
Speaker 2: Like I want her to be with a nerd.
Speaker 3: They make the best husbands.
Speaker 2: I know, but I kind of feel like Shep isn't
Speaker 2: her I gotta do really, I definitely don't know. Maybe's
Speaker 2: so desperately hot in Southern world, but for me, it's
Speaker 2: a hard past dog with the pants, the belt, the
Speaker 2: shirt tucked in, the flip stops, and the weird hair
Speaker 2: parted way over here. Like I'm like, oh no, it's
Speaker 2: at grandpa ish.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like no, no, no, no no. But do
Speaker 2: you think Shep will ever fall for Mollie?
Speaker 1: No. I think she's too normal for Shep, and I
Speaker 1: think there would be like a real relationship, and he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to confront that.
Speaker 2: So Craig and Madison separate from the group when they
Speaker 2: head to the and they head to the next bar.
Speaker 2: Craig tells her that Austin hates him and she doesn't
Speaker 2: deny it. I don't see the hate. I think he's
Speaker 2: like annoyed with them.
Speaker 3: But these guys need a tampon, like they are worse
Speaker 3: than the women. I feel thematic I know.
Speaker 2: And then Craig tells her that Austin hates him and
Speaker 2: she doesn't deny it. And then it's like, come on, guys,
Speaker 2: get over this. This is so stupid. You were grown men.
Speaker 2: Guys don't guys I know, don't fight about stuff like this.
Speaker 2: Guys don't fight usually. I have one friend and I
Speaker 2: actually call him Austin. I'm like, you remind me of
Speaker 2: Austin from Southern charm And because he is.
Speaker 1: The one guy that fights with the other guys and
Speaker 1: gets mad, and I'm just like, this is so weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most guys that I know are not like that,
Speaker 3: except for one I know.
Speaker 2: I mean, now that Craig is single, though, I wonder
Speaker 2: if their friendship will get back to normal.
Speaker 1: Well, remember I told you that I saw Craig in
Speaker 1: for the Super Bowl out at Lafite's in the French
Speaker 1: Quarter and I'm pretty sure Austin was there with him.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, so maybe hey, maybe they're going to
Speaker 1: be two single guys out in the battle.
Speaker 2: Were they with girls?
Speaker 3: There were like three hot young girls like fan Girling.
Speaker 2: Hire le Vere has it that Paige was there as well,
Speaker 2: but she was with the guys that she's supposedly not dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Page is not going to be slumming it in
Speaker 1: the French Quarter though. She is like at some nice
Speaker 1: fancy bar, you know, uptown or somewhere. Yeah, these guys
Speaker 1: are just like, you know, they're like frat guys. They
Speaker 1: were hanging out with the young girls at the bar.
Speaker 2: Oh one hundred percent. I mean I think sometimes when
Speaker 2: it comes to Craig, like any guys, Craig and Austin,
Speaker 2: they're kind of outgrowing their friendship. And I really do
Speaker 2: think like Craig at this time right now, because when
Speaker 2: he was with Paige, he really thought like he was
Speaker 2: a big boy. Now, he was gonna get married, he
Speaker 2: found his girl. He's gonna get the farm, the chickens,
Speaker 2: the bees, all the things he wants, and you know,
Speaker 2: Paige was going to be that girl. So he didn't
Speaker 2: have time for frat boys. Shit, anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and but now he's back to square one. Now
Speaker 1: he's going to be hanging out with Austin again.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think so too. I think so too.
Speaker 3: But you're right.
Speaker 1: I think that sometimes people outgrow friendships and that's really sad.
Speaker 1: And I think that Austin didn't want that to He
Speaker 1: saw that happening and he was kind of nervous.
Speaker 3: But I feel like they're back together. Next season will
Speaker 3: be fun and interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will, all right, guys, Well until next week.
Speaker 2: That is Southern charm. We'll take a break and then
Speaker 2: we'll get to Traders season three, episode nine. There's no
Speaker 2: better person to recap Traders than with you. That's one
Speaker 2: the season that I was like, oh, this season.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't have high expectations because I felt
Speaker 1: our season was so good, but it's really surprising me.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think I think this season. I
Speaker 2: think the season is amazing. I thought the same thing
Speaker 2: I thought, you know, not because my participation, because I
Speaker 2: got booted by episode five, but just because of the cast.
Speaker 2: But this one is good and the fact that Tom
Speaker 2: Sandoval is still on there to me is freaking mind blowing.
Speaker 2: I mean, but here's the thing.
Speaker 3: He's so unlikable. Why would you get rid of him?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I would want to get rid of
Speaker 2: him just because he is i'mlike, actually, that's true. You do.
Speaker 1: You wanted to get rid of Kevin like the first
Speaker 1: day you met him?
Speaker 3: Kevin, Are you too loud?
Speaker 2: I'm like, nope, you need to go. You chew too loud.
Speaker 2: That's fair on but okay, so let's get started. So
Speaker 2: Carolyn and Danielle are in the turret. Despite Danielle begging
Speaker 2: to recruit Brittany as a trader, Carolyn refuses. They both
Speaker 2: don't trust each other at this point. It's just a
Speaker 2: matter of who's able to get the other one out
Speaker 2: first have I mean, it's crazy that these traders since
Speaker 2: the very beginning, cannot stick together.
Speaker 1: No, they fight constantly, They bicker, And it's so funny
Speaker 1: because when I was watching Carolyn and Danielle on the
Speaker 1: tourret at the very beginning, I said, that is just
Speaker 1: like my husband and I. Whenever he's asking me what
Speaker 1: I want for dinner. Every time he suggests something, I'm like, nope, nope.
Speaker 3: They can't agree.
Speaker 2: Do you think they should have cruited a new trader?
Speaker 3: Yes? I do, and I think it should have been Brittany.
Speaker 3: I actually agree with Danielle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But do you think it's more fun to watch
Speaker 2: the Traders not getting along than in previous seasons where
Speaker 2: they stuck together?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think it's more fun to watch them fight.
Speaker 1: I do, yes, But I would like to see Brittany
Speaker 1: in the mix too, because Carolyn is so jealous of
Speaker 1: her closeness with Danielle.
Speaker 2: Okay, Carolyn, I am mildly obsessed with Yeah, because of
Speaker 2: her quirkiness and her voice and facial expressions. She's amazing
Speaker 2: great TV.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Next morning, Gabby and Carolyn are the first to arrive,
Speaker 2: and Gabby pitches the theory that Danielle is a trader.
Speaker 2: This time, Carolyn agrees. They both think Danielle's crying is
Speaker 2: over the top and their alibi isn't good enough. Danielle
Speaker 2: has a feeling that Caroline is going to pull one
Speaker 2: over on her, so she's going to plant seeds to
Speaker 2: get ahead of her. Dylan Hot Little Dylan mm abs.
Speaker 2: Dylan is a last to arrive, which means Sam was
Speaker 2: last night's murder victim, with Sam a good choice.
Speaker 1: Well, first off, whenever Danielle suggests Sam in the tour
Speaker 1: and she's like, he's really smart, and Carolyn.
Speaker 3: Says, yeah, but that's very recent. That's exactly how I felt.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, Sam, wait, Sam has only we It
Speaker 2: took eight episodes for Sam to speak exactly, so I.
Speaker 3: Thought that was just a really funny moment.
Speaker 1: I do think that he's the right move, because he
Speaker 1: is starting to smarten up a little bit.
Speaker 2: I know, if you had to choose a pair of
Speaker 2: abs to stay, I'm just changing the game right now.
Speaker 2: I guess the edge would have to go to Dylan, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hate to see the two hottest guys in
Speaker 1: the castle be the last ones into breakfast.
Speaker 3: I know it's a w news loose situation.
Speaker 2: So at this point, everyone's strategizing after breakfast. They're trying
Speaker 2: to figure shit out, and Dylan is finally starting to
Speaker 2: realize that Danielle as a trader. Britney starts crying because
Speaker 2: she was so I worried that Danielle would be murdered
Speaker 2: last night, and I wanted to kick her.
Speaker 1: It is so hard to watch Brittany crying and carrying
Speaker 1: on in these interviews. I'm like, girl, you know that
Speaker 1: Danielle's a trader. Danielle doesn't even try to hide it
Speaker 1: at breakfast, She's like excited to see what everyone's reaction
Speaker 1: is of who she murdered the night before.
Speaker 2: Well, the guilt is eating away at Danielle and she
Speaker 2: starts crying as well. Danielle is set on getting Carolyn
Speaker 2: out and Brittany can be a trader together. So as
Speaker 2: much as Danielle bugs me, she has Brittney fooled. She
Speaker 2: is like a very good actress in this and I'm
Speaker 2: telling you, like you know, part of winning is being
Speaker 2: a great actress.
Speaker 1: See, I think that Brittany is playing us all. I
Speaker 1: think Brittany knows that Danielle's a trader. I really do
Speaker 1: because I've seen Brittany on Big Brother and it just
Speaker 1: doesn't check.
Speaker 3: I think that she's smarter, and I think that.
Speaker 1: She doesn't I want the producers to mess with anything,
Speaker 1: So that's why she's going along with it in her interviews.
Speaker 2: Well, I did lot research, and like you said, Brittany
Speaker 2: and Danielle competed together on Big Brother, Brittany evicted Danielle
Speaker 2: from the Big Brother House, so I think Brittany is
Speaker 2: trying to make.
Speaker 1: Up for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that could be true.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I'm just saying I'm not a
Speaker 2: gamer here. You know, in today's challenge, they're playing a
Speaker 2: giant game of chess. They'll have to think like the
Speaker 2: Traders and answer questions the way they think the Traders would.
Speaker 2: They bring back Kate, chess, state, and poverty. Which was
Speaker 2: nice to see them, but all they were is visuals,
Speaker 2: like they were just dressed, like you know, they were
Speaker 2: at a mad hat or tea party or something.
Speaker 3: I just think it's.
Speaker 1: Always exciting whenever you see people from another show or
Speaker 1: another season, whenever you're just like stuck with the same
Speaker 1: cast in the castle. I'm like when we saw doctor Will,
Speaker 1: I was beyond excited.
Speaker 3: Just it's a new person. It brings excitement.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Tom keeps volunteering himself for answers like who's the biggest
Speaker 2: threat to the Traders, who's leader of the pack. Carolyn
Speaker 2: isn't going with the group on the third question, which
Speaker 2: makes Dylan suspicious of her. She gets the right answer
Speaker 2: when the rest of the group is guessed wrong. No
Speaker 2: matter how badly Tom wants to play chess, in his mind,
Speaker 2: he's playing checkers.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent he is such a narcissist.
Speaker 1: Of course he thinks that every single question is directed
Speaker 1: toward him or about him, And I'm like, boys, stop,
Speaker 1: like you are not a threat.
Speaker 3: You were nothing in this game. It's just hysterical.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Delores looking at him like, you're just
Speaker 2: a complete idiot. You're a complete idiot. She's like, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to keep voting for you at the roundtable
Speaker 2: because you are an idiot. I think the only reason
Speaker 2: Tom has lasted this long is because it'd be too
Speaker 2: obvious if he was a trader.
Speaker 3: I think so too Peter Trader.
Speaker 2: You know people would expect it, Yes.
Speaker 1: They would, But also this game, I feel like Carolyn's
Speaker 1: being kind of obvious.
Speaker 2: She has been quite obvious at times.
Speaker 1: There's like a fine line of being too talkative and
Speaker 1: too not enough talkative. Like Dan was not talkative at
Speaker 1: all in our season, which was weird, made me think
Speaker 1: that he was a trader. But being too talkative like
Speaker 1: Carolyn could Sus could make it Sus too. Phedro was
Speaker 1: the perfect trader because she was in the middle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a mill. She's praying for everybody after
Speaker 2: the challenge. New theories are coming out Carolyn still really
Speaker 2: pushing Danielle's name, but Dylan is more convinced Carolyn is
Speaker 2: a trader now versus Danielle. Ivar and Tom don't think
Speaker 2: Carolyn could pull it off, and if she is, they
Speaker 2: think she deserves an oscar Carolyn starts to get emotional
Speaker 2: when talking to Dylan and pleading her case. Dylan knows
Speaker 2: it's either Danielle or Carolyn tonight, and he's terrified to
Speaker 2: have to choose between them. Danielle learns that Carolyn been
Speaker 2: throwing her name out again and so she's ready to
Speaker 2: fight the round Table tonight.
Speaker 1: You know what, Carolyn really messed up in that challenge,
Speaker 1: and that's where you can really see who a trader is.
Speaker 1: Even Kate mentioned that Carolyn's a trader, and Kate just
Speaker 1: got there as a guest to host a you know competition.
Speaker 1: Carolyn should not have named herself in one of the
Speaker 1: games and then out at herself.
Speaker 2: So Danielle and Carolyn are going head to head at
Speaker 2: the round Table. I love the Roundtable part the best
Speaker 2: out of all of it, and Danielle is is a
Speaker 2: lot of good points against Carolyn. But it's hard for
Speaker 2: a lot of people to believe she could pull it off.
Speaker 2: Carolyn gets emotional again because she feels like no one's
Speaker 2: listening to her, which happens a lot because of her personality.
Speaker 2: And then we get like, you know, nobody understands me,
Speaker 2: and you know, I feel like everybody sad.
Speaker 3: I kind of got sad.
Speaker 5: I know it was sad.
Speaker 2: If I were Carolyn, I'd be insulted watching this vac sete.
Speaker 2: Everyone say she couldn't pull off being a trader because
Speaker 2: she she did.
Speaker 3: Yeah I could. That would have pissed you off.
Speaker 1: I think that actually would have pissed me off too.
Speaker 1: Of seeing people say that, I'm like, hello, yeah, I can.
Speaker 2: So Dylan has the deciding vote tonight and he voted
Speaker 2: for Carolyn. Carolyn's emotional as she says her farewell speech.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a very good speech. And when
Speaker 2: she reveals that she was a trader, everybody freaks out.
Speaker 5: And then Danielle falls to the floor shaking and crying,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, are y'all was.
Speaker 3: The worst acting. I think I've ever seen the worst.
Speaker 2: If I was there and I saw that, I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's a trader. She's a trader.
Speaker 1: She's just insufferable to me, especially this episode. Falling on
Speaker 1: the ground is too much. And then everyone's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, you did it. I'm like, oh yea, I know.
Speaker 2: But Danielle is over the moon and she's getting all
Speaker 2: the credit for the banishment. But Gabby's on to her.
Speaker 2: She thought that fight was Trader versus trader, especially after
Speaker 2: we saw Rob and Bob go at it. Even Brittany
Speaker 2: is starting to agree with her.
Speaker 1: Good for Gabby for clocking that the Bob the drag
Speaker 1: Queen and Boston Rob because that's exactly what we just witnessed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't think Danielle can get any more
Speaker 2: insufferable until I watched her fall off her chair, shaking, crying.
Speaker 2: I need her to be banished. Just heard people can
Speaker 2: stand her. Oh okay, so I just said people can
Speaker 2: stand her, got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that makes sense.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't understand why the Faithfuls aren't
Speaker 1: going back to the beginning and looking at behaviors for
Speaker 1: the Traders from the beginning, because if they did, they
Speaker 1: would have saw that Danielle was so suspicious whenever she
Speaker 1: whenever Derek was in the game, and she saved him
Speaker 1: instead of putting her own picture up that whole thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like maybe they're not taking
Speaker 3: notes like we did in our season.
Speaker 2: Well it's maybe not. It's getting very interesting because what
Speaker 2: do we have a couple more episodes left, There's hardly
Speaker 2: anybody left. If you had to predict who's gonna win Traders,
Speaker 2: who do you think it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be the Faithfuls. I don't think
Speaker 1: that the Traders are gonna win. I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the Faithfuls. And I think it's probably gonna.
Speaker 2: Be Dylan, And maybe maybe there's gonna be Dylan or Dolores.
Speaker 3: Dolores, Yeah, it could be both of them.
Speaker 2: Like when you won, you won with CT Yes, I
Speaker 2: could see.
Speaker 3: Dylan and Dolores winning together. That's I like that that duo.
Speaker 2: I love that duo. So Danielle heads up to the
Speaker 2: turret alone for the rules. She will now recruit another
Speaker 2: trader to join her. This will be the last time
Speaker 2: she can do this in the game. Danielle will offer
Speaker 2: one faithful and ultimatum tonight and meet them face to
Speaker 2: face in the dungeon. After she recruits it's an accomplice,
Speaker 2: they will make a murder. Tonight, Brittany is called down
Speaker 2: to the dungeon to meet the trader for recruitment. She
Speaker 2: wonders if it's Danielle, but she thinks it's too obvious
Speaker 2: for the two of them to be traders together. Do
Speaker 2: you think Danielle's recruiting Brittany is a good idea?
Speaker 1: No? Absolutely not, because I if I were Danielle, I
Speaker 1: would recruit someone like Dylan who already was looking at
Speaker 1: me and would vote against me. She already has Brittany
Speaker 1: in her corner, so why would she take away.
Speaker 3: A vote for herself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: I just feel like Danielle's not that strategic.
Speaker 2: Do you think that Brittany will tell Danielle that Gabby
Speaker 2: accused her of being a trader on Trader Fight?
Speaker 1: Yes, because Brittany is her nose is so far up
Speaker 1: Danielle's ass.
Speaker 3: She'll probably end up going home before Danielle.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well that's it until next week, guys. So
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Michelle. You're gonna have so much
Speaker 2: fun at Marty Graw You. Thank you bobies to anybody whoo.
Speaker 2: I sure will asking those viewers to keep praying for
Speaker 2: our Teddy Joe, so I'll see you next week, all right,
Speaker 2: bye girl bye.