WEBVTT - Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and

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<v Speaker 2>every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets

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<v Speaker 2>letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought

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<v Speaker 2>it would be good if I call from the association

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<v Speaker 2>to tell him these things have got to come down.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone tail.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan Dan There, Dana, Dana. Who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Bob. I'm the homeowners association president.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I get

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<v Speaker 3>the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Wait. I don't need

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<v Speaker 3>any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations,

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<v Speaker 3>as you remember, last.

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<v Speaker 2>Year's did across the street. Their children were almost hit

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<v Speaker 2>by cars. That people trying to come.

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<v Speaker 3>En view your life to see not across the street.

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<v Speaker 3>The hell is not just across the street. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>care what they do. I don't care if they don't

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<v Speaker 3>like it. The fact that I celebrate Christmas, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know what it was. It's not she didn't subject to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you, or to what it was. The helicopter

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<v Speaker 3>that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would be different and entertain the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.

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<v Speaker 2>How many lights did you have last year?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?

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<v Speaker 3>How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway? Suppose I

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<v Speaker 3>have ten thousand? What's the difference. I pay my electric bill,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't pay my electric bill?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you

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<v Speaker 2>not Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Dana?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, excuse me? Last year though me, it's me

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<v Speaker 2>down the road people parked on their grass.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care about Den. What's down the road. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care about any of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.

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<v Speaker 2>The people next door, they can't even go to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>at night.

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<v Speaker 3>The hell with the people next door. I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>about the people next door. Let them come out. They

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<v Speaker 3>can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make

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<v Speaker 3>a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're making money off of the fact that you're

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<v Speaker 2>decorating your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not making money. If you had to pay my

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<v Speaker 3>electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they

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<v Speaker 3>want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have any control of the inside of your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife

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<v Speaker 3>won't let me. So I got fake snow just in

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<v Speaker 3>case it doesn't snow, and I got fans and blowers.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to be able to do it this year, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of course I'm going to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Who hell are you to tell me I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do it, we will place a lean against

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<v Speaker 2>your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell

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<v Speaker 2>your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>If you put a lead in my house, I'll put

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<v Speaker 3>a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top

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<v Speaker 2>of these lights. He sends more on.

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<v Speaker 1>These Christmas places and penny guests.

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<v Speaker 2>To get for any best. Uh. We're going to call

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<v Speaker 2>him back now. I'm just going to listen in and

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see if he tells you exactly what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Tita, Hey, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I just got a rock and holl from that guy

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<v Speaker 3>from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still

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<v Speaker 3>pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What time? What do

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<v Speaker 3>you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>He called you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh didn't you just send me that letter? That hell

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<v Speaker 3>with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they have a point, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this

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<v Speaker 3>is my yard. I do it for you. I did

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<v Speaker 3>it for you as a little kid. I do it

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<v Speaker 3>for all the little kids in the neighborhood and with

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<v Speaker 3>the neighborhood association. I don't care about them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and

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<v Speaker 2>people come and they goalck at our house and it's

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<v Speaker 2>their thing.

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<v Speaker 3>What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ending here, adding more.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you A helicopter is going to come in through

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<v Speaker 3>the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the

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<v Speaker 2>reindeer on the flea. No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we did that for years. This is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up

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<v Speaker 2>to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I see it?

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Froggy I from embOS to be from the

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