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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.

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Speaker 2: All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.

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Speaker 2: Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and

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Speaker 2: every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

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Speaker 2: It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets

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Speaker 2: letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought

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Speaker 2: it would be good if I call from the association

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Speaker 2: to tell him these things have got to come down.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone tail.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm looking for.

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Speaker 3: Dan Dan There, Dana, Dana. Who's this?

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Speaker 2: This is Bob. I'm the homeowners association president.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I get

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Speaker 3: the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Wait. I don't need

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Speaker 3: any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.

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Speaker 2: You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your

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Speaker 2: neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.

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Speaker 3: Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations,

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Speaker 3: as you remember, last.

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Speaker 2: Year's did across the street. Their children were almost hit

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Speaker 2: by cars. That people trying to come.

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Speaker 3: En view your life to see not across the street.

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Speaker 3: The hell is not just across the street. I don't

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Speaker 3: care what they do. I don't care if they don't

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Speaker 3: like it. The fact that I celebrate Christmas, and you

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Speaker 3: know what it was. It's not she didn't subject to do.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you, or to what it was. The helicopter

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Speaker 3: that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,

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Speaker 3: I thought it would be different and entertain the kids.

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Speaker 3: Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.

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Speaker 3: They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.

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Speaker 2: How many lights did you have last year?

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Speaker 3: You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?

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Speaker 3: How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway? Suppose I

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Speaker 3: have ten thousand? What's the difference. I pay my electric bill,

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Speaker 3: you don't pay my electric bill?

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Speaker 2: All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you

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Speaker 2: not Dan?

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Speaker 3: It's Dana?

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, excuse me? Last year though me, it's me

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Speaker 2: down the road people parked on their grass.

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Speaker 3: I don't care about Den. What's down the road. I

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Speaker 3: don't care about any of them.

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Speaker 2: You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's

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Speaker 2: all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.

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Speaker 2: The people next door, they can't even go to sleep

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Speaker 2: at night.

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Speaker 3: The hell with the people next door. I don't care

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Speaker 3: about the people next door. Let them come out. They

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Speaker 3: can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.

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Speaker 2: And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make

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Speaker 3: a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.

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Speaker 3: Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.

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Speaker 2: Now you're making money off of the fact that you're

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Speaker 2: decorating your house.

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Speaker 3: I'm not making money. If you had to pay my

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Speaker 3: electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they

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Speaker 3: want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.

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Speaker 3: I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.

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Speaker 2: We don't have any control of the inside of your house.

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Speaker 3: I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife

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Speaker 3: won't let me. So I got fake snow just in

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Speaker 3: case it doesn't snow, and I got fans and blowers.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to do it this year, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course I'm going to do it.

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Speaker 3: Who hell are you to tell me I can't do it.

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Speaker 2: If you do it, we will place a lean against

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Speaker 2: your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell

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Speaker 2: your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: If you put a lead in my house, I'll put

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Speaker 3: a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.

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Speaker 2: Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to

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Speaker 2: do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top

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Speaker 2: of these lights. He sends more on.

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Speaker 1: These Christmas places and penny guests.

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Speaker 2: To get for any best. Uh. We're going to call

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Speaker 2: him back now. I'm just going to listen in and

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Speaker 2: I want to see if he tells you exactly what's

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Tita, Hey, what do you want?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: I just got a rock and holl from that guy

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Speaker 3: from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still

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Speaker 3: pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What time? What do

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Speaker 3: you want?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: He called you?

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Speaker 3: Yeh didn't you just send me that letter? That hell

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Speaker 3: with him?

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Speaker 2: Maybe they have a point, you know.

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Speaker 3: I have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this

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Speaker 3: is my yard. I do it for you. I did

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Speaker 3: it for you as a little kid. I do it

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Speaker 3: for all the little kids in the neighborhood and with

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Speaker 3: the neighborhood association. I don't care about them.

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Speaker 2: It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and

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Speaker 2: people come and they goalck at our house and it's

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Speaker 2: their thing.

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Speaker 3: What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new.

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Speaker 3: I'm ending here, adding more.

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Speaker 2: It's already so much.

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Speaker 3: Are you A helicopter is going to come in through

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Speaker 3: the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the

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Speaker 2: reindeer on the flea. No.

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Speaker 3: No, we did that for years. This is different.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up

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Speaker 2: to me?

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Speaker 3: Who is it?

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Speaker 2: Can I see it?

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Speaker 3: Who are you?

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Speaker 2: This is Froggy I from embOS to be from the

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Speaker 2: Morning Show, and you've been phone.

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