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Speaker 1: Okayp what is something you did once and never again never.

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Speaker 1: I stayed at my sister's place one night and we,

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Speaker 1: for the life of us couldn't find the vacuum cleaner

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Speaker 1: to blow up the spare mattress. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I guess I had a reversed vacuum. You never tried that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's like you reversed a vacuum. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you can.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but maybe so.

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Speaker 1: I hit on the bright idea of using the car

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Speaker 1: exhaust to blow up the mattress. The car exhaust, the

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Speaker 1: carbon monoxide from my car.

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Speaker 3: You started so strong, so it's just going downhill so

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Speaker 3: fast and back then the car used leaded petrol, so

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Speaker 3: there's lead in this gas.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 5: Dude, dude, dude.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: As a rule, I sleep with the windows and door closed,

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Speaker 1: so I am dang lucky.

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Speaker 2: Yes you are, op, yes you are. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Woke up the next more in hindsight lucky with the

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Speaker 1: mattress half flat and the room smoggy.

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Speaker 2: Could you imagine you wake up in your room it's

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Speaker 2: just filled with smog.

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Speaker 5: Bro, This is just dumb. This is dumb who decided

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Speaker 5: to do this? So dumbuck, this is freaking dumb.

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Speaker 1: But being low to the ground near the door, the

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Speaker 1: draft under it kept me alive again in hindsight, wow,

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Speaker 1: So like the draft under the door was literally like

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Speaker 1: pushing the smog so she could breathe and not freaking

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Speaker 1: die because you just carbon monoxide. You just die silently

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Speaker 1: if you're like a sleep or something. Okay, I mixed

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Speaker 1: milk with orange juice because I thought it would taste

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Speaker 1: like a cream sickle and not make me projectile vomit.

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Speaker 6: You projected out, vomited off that you got a weak stomach,

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Speaker 6: weaken than the lactose intolerant guy bro in the last episode.

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Speaker 2: Check it out.

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Speaker 6: So, I actually, you know, what is a weird combination

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Speaker 6: that I thought was really good? Champagne and coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird. I got.

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Speaker 1: I got a weird I got a weird combination though,

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Speaker 1: But it's I promise on.

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Speaker 2: My life it is. It is amazing. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: been to Red Lobster?

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Speaker 1: So Red Lobster It's it's like a seafood kind of

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Speaker 1: like it's kind of like apple Bee's, but a little.

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Speaker 2: Bit nicer and only seafood. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So they have these iconic Cheddar biscuits that they always

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Speaker 1: bring out as like the bread that's like their signature bread.

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Speaker 1: So as a kid, I would take the Cheddar biscuits

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Speaker 1: and dip it in apple sauce. And I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: on my life it is so delicious.

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Speaker 6: Next time I come over a job ched biscuits.

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Speaker 2: I've been hankering Red Lobster.

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Speaker 1: One of these days we'll go to Red Lobster and

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Speaker 1: record the two of us eating.

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Speaker 5: How about this? How about this?

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Speaker 6: When we hit one million followers on Red Lobster.

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Speaker 1: Follow right now, so I can take Sam to reds

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Speaker 1: and each Cheddar biscuits with apples.

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Speaker 2: We'll post it on tiketok.

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Speaker 5: And you know what, ten thousand on YouTube for Red Lobster.

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Speaker 1: There please thou also, Red Lobster sponsor us your boys,

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Speaker 1: Your boys eating your Cheddar biscuits with apple sauce.

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Speaker 2: I almost called for an ambulance.

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Speaker 1: Legitimately thought I was gonna die, covered in sweat, crap

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Speaker 1: and vomit.

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Speaker 2: Here's the story.

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Speaker 1: The moment it hit my tongue, I knew I was indeed,

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Speaker 1: literally the moment it was extremely.

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Speaker 6: Hot, I'm like ready for this? Whatte ride? I'm ready

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Speaker 6: for this ride. But this seems painful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna hurt. It was extremely hot, and nothing

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Speaker 1: relieved it. I was sweating from every skin cell. My

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Speaker 1: ears were sweating. Wow, that's weird. God, my soul was sweating.

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Speaker 1: I had to chew it very quickly, but once I

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Speaker 1: swallowed it, the real fear said it God, I want

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Speaker 1: to spit it out.

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Speaker 2: If my ears started.

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Speaker 5: Sweating, get out of there.

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Speaker 1: As soon as it was down, I realized there was

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Speaker 1: only one of two ways it was coming back out,

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Speaker 1: and I chose poorly. If you've never felt your body

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Speaker 1: digest something in real.

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Speaker 2: Time, it's a little unnerving.

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Speaker 5: Are you tracking it through your esophagus?

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Speaker 1: Like apparently I could physically feel it travel to my stomach.

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Speaker 1: Once there, everything was kind of a blur. Side note,

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Speaker 1: do not pound water to relieve the heat, because it

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Speaker 1: will turn you into a geyser of Carolina Reaper water

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Speaker 1: from your mouth and nose.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible.

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Speaker 1: I staggered to the restroom on the verge of tears,

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Speaker 1: not because it was so hot, but because I knew

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Speaker 1: I was making a big effing mistake. My body temperature

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Speaker 1: was so high I was stripping my clothes.

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Speaker 2: Off me as I made it to the stall.

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Speaker 4: Mind you, mind you, I'm at work. This guy's at work.

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Speaker 4: An edible, bro, you honestly you deserve this. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: But why are you taking a Carolina Reaper gummy?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Also, is this a week?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, this is like it's an edible. It's an edible.

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Speaker 5: Why would you do that? Why did they make that?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: So there was this pile of clothes like someone struck

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Speaker 1: down a Jedi outside of the stall.

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Speaker 2: Literally, just a body just dropped.

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Speaker 5: I like that.

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Speaker 1: This sky could be a writer. I have to boots

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Speaker 1: with work clothes. So there I am sweating like a

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Speaker 1: war hawk, weeping, shitting and moting on the toilet and

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Speaker 1: nothing but socks and boots. Time lost all meaning. I

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Speaker 1: was hearing colors, seeing sounds. I was leaning on the walls,

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Speaker 1: soaking them with sweat and fear.

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Speaker 2: I was so.

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Speaker 1: Sweaty I slid around the seat, smearing crap all over

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Speaker 1: my ass, cheeks and the seat, making it.

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Speaker 2: Even more slip free.

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Speaker 6: This guy's the best, goes every bodily fluid everywhere all

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Speaker 6: over this bathroom. I'm just imagining this stall like becoming

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Speaker 6: a complete tornado hit storm.

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Speaker 1: Right after at the peak of vomiting through my legs

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Speaker 1: and crap sliding health around a mixture of sweat, crap

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Speaker 1: and shame, I was preparing to scream for someone to

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Speaker 1: call nine to one one and it just stopped. My

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Speaker 1: body was shutting down nerve endings because it knew my time.

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Speaker 5: Dude, this guy is seeing the end.

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Speaker 1: This is literally this is like a like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: die see the light type moment type going on.

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Speaker 2: I started to cool down.

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Speaker 1: Eventually all of my body fluids stopped coming out. I

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Speaker 1: composed myself, washed my ass in the sink like an.

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Speaker 4: Effing animal, disgusting. Wait wait, he laid down in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: He just after literally like crapping everywhere, just demolishing like crap.

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Speaker 2: Like it like you can see it in the sink.

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Speaker 1: He just lays down and also probably still naked, just

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Speaker 1: in his boots.

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Speaker 2: Bro, who is this guy?

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Speaker 1: Some Tom's really helped me recover, But holy crap, was

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Speaker 1: that experience. It was almost cathartic, like a near death experience.

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Speaker 1: If I'm ever in that position again, I would make

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Speaker 1: myself puke to keep it from digestic.

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Speaker 5: Don't be in that position again, don't do it. This

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Speaker 5: is that was a wild ride.

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Speaker 1: That was That was That's a top five right there

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Speaker 1: for for for all of our episodes. I actually had

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Speaker 1: a friend who went to Peru and took it's basically

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Speaker 1: like frog poison and they put it at the end

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Speaker 1: of like it's essentially you need like a very very

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Speaker 1: sharp stick and they prick your skin with it. And

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Speaker 1: essentially what it does is it like when you when

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Speaker 1: you juice and stuff like that, it like eventually like

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Speaker 1: digests all of your toxins and stuff over a few days.

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Speaker 1: This frog poison immediately pulls up all the toxins and

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Speaker 1: you immediately start sweating, vomiting and crapping all the toxins

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Speaker 1: in your body for like thirty to fifty minutes. But

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Speaker 1: then after that thirty to fifty minutes, you're like literally cleanse.

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Speaker 2: It's like an immediate cleanse.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, man, would I'm kind of cured.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of curious to try.

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Speaker 6: Like I'm curious about like the psychedelic realm over there.

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Speaker 6: But like like when you said frog, I was thinking, Oh,

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Speaker 6: like you're talking like DMT stuff. I like, I like

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Speaker 6: how you you heard this story? You're like, I kind

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Speaker 6: of want to do that, Okay. I was like, shit,

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Speaker 6: sweat and die. Well, if you have it already, make

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Speaker 6: sure you subscribe.

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Speaker 2: I mean for more content like that. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: This is premium stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yah min.

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Speaker 2: Come back, hit the button. Come back, he's cooking a finger.

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Speaker 2: Come back.

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