WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Bowl... Chat? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:00.440 Yep. 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:02.640 Perfect. 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:04.280 Should I hit the intro? 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:34.360 I thought you were Oh. 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:24.520 Hello Andrew, Hi, welcome to Bold Chat. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:25.599 Thanks. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:27.520 I just making sure your microphone was working. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:27.880 I don't. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.960 You're on number two feels like very well, that's when 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:31.880 that fell apart last week. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.160 I need to be more centered. Let's try this. Yeah, 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.600 and I'm gonna compare this spot. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.559 I didn't move my computer, so I'm just gonna look here. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:39.760 I'm gonna look at you here. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.959 Yeah this works. I like this better. Actually, that's why 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.120 I'm not looking over wires and knobs and. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.760 Yeah, I think I don't like looking over knobs. Yeah, 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:50.400 I've tried. I just I'm not a fan. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.640 No, I got a whole pole blocking me. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.560 So okay, poles and knobs. That's great. This is Bold Chat. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:58.200 It's a sister podcast to Serial Killers, the podcast where 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.720 we eat cereal. But here's what we talk about. Bowl yay? 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:02.000 No oh? 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.880 Why if we ever had an actual conversation about bowls. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:05.880 I think we should. 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:07.760 All Right, what do you like ceramic? 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.520 No? I don't actually believe it or not, and the 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.280 people that love the planet will hate me. Is I 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:13.279 like disposable balls? 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:14.959 No? I hate disposable bowls. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:15.600 Les to clean. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.400 Not for that reason. Oh god, that's so frat house. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:20.319 That is so frat house. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:25.160 I it was so Fun'm sitting here in the studio 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.679 eating a bowl of something. I should take a ceramic 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.160 bowl home and clean it here. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.520 I get it. Yeah, Like it doesn't work here because 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.520 I've tried bringing Like I don't know. I had an 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.800 egg thing that I was making for a while where 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.479 it was a ceramic pot and if it would cook 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:40.760 the egg in it, I thought it was the greatest 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.560 idea ever. But then I would have to go to 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.360 the kitchen clean out the egg thing, and then it 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.360 would sit overnight here and then the whole place would 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.240 smell like farts the next day, disgusting. Yeah it wasn't great. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:55.560 But side note, disposable bulls are fine. However, if you 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:59.240 are over a certain age and just have not bought 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.520 plates or silverware for yourself and you're just using disposable 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:07.000 and I have friends that do this, then let's maybe 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.639 Eon Laft fix my life it and let's get yourself. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.040 You can get a whole set for twenty bucks from Target. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.200 Oh, we have a whole set. We have multiple sets. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.760 I know you do at your house. Yeah, at your house. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.040 This is what I'm saying. It's fine to use it here, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.480 but if you're using disposable things at your house frequently. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.720 Yes, as much as possible. Yes, Like we had dinner 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.760 last night and we made I made burgers on the 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:33.640 grill and tater tots and some canned corn and uh, 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:35.320 paper plates, heavy duty dixies. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.720 Yeah, is as frequent. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.880 Yes, it is free. It's as frequent as possible. 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.960 Well, you know what, you have kids, so maybe more 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.120 of a mess, less to clean up. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:46.679 Yeah. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:48.280 I mean, you know what we're doing to use forks 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.200 and knights too, so use and we use plastic. Yeah. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:52.959 So everything is just disposable. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.400 I try for the most part, just because it's just easier. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.200 We live in a throwaway society. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.600 Andrew something tells me Amy, if she was on the 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.120 phone right now, would probably be like, I have the 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.720 most beautiful dishes that I want to put things on, 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.680 but I am forced to you no, no, no, heavy duty Dixies. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.840 I force nothing. It's like half and half in the 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.800 house with what we use. I don't care. It's just 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.400 it's it's much easier to just open the garbage and jink, 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:23.040 you know, rather than rinse, dishwasher, cycle, dry, put away. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.320 You know it's I get it, and that's the wrong mindset, 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.400 and that's the mentality of most people in this country, 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.480 and that's why the landfills are all overflowed and whatnot. Yeah, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:36.760 but you know, I guess I'm not thinking about future generations. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.920 Let my kids deal with it. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.960 That's well, at least you admitted it live on air. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:42.840 Hey, you know what, at least they outlawed the styrofoam 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.360 because I used that up until recently. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:48.920 Oh god, yeah, you're a landfill of nonsense. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.880 I guess. Although I'm sure there's still some states in 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.320 this country that allow styrofoam. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.680 New York I could already tell you. Kentucky, Yeah, what 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.560 are other ones that I could think of? Nebraska, feel 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:04.840 like maybe Alabama. No shame to our listeners here love Kentucky, 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:09.800 just saying maybe your state has different laws. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:15.960 Most states do, and laws very widely state to state, 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.400 not just with what you can and cannot purchase, but 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.680 all other kinds of things. There's all kinds of weird 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.120 laws on the books that you would never even think of, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.640 like can't go out after a certain time, or like 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.520 there's all kinds of strange laws. And you know what, 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.160 I wish we were talking about this because I would 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.040 have pulled them up. But there's a lot. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.360 Of you can. I'll just pad look up a fun 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:35.480 website that has laws. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.400 I don't want to. 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:38.360 All right, that's good, let me check. 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:39.480 Okay, go do it. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.920 You can pad time. Isn't that Amy likes pad Thai. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.960 I'm not a huge fan. It's just so good. And 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:48.719 sometimes they give you crushed up peanuts to put on 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:48.960 the tip. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:50.839 There's this one place that we get. I see, I 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.160 don't love tie food. I'll just go out and say it. 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.800 I don't love it. There are some things that I like, 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.919 love thy food, but that's the tie food was always 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.160 Amy's go to, and I don't love it, however, But 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.599 there are some things that I do. Like she gets 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.640 this chicken pad tie from the sushi place that it's 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.559 so good, love it. It's so good. It's just a thaie. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.560 Food in itself is just not something that I am into. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.479 The worst is that they make kits for you to 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.279 make it at home, right, Okay, not the same. It's 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.039 not And I've tried and I've tried, and I've tried 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.680 it just doesn't taste as good. I just really love 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.560 how good they taste in restaurants, and usually sometimes you 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.160 can ask them to make it a little spicy. 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:27.640 Oh. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:31.279 I also love chibes. I could legit eat a whole 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.640 chive m love myself a good night. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.320 Now? Do you like chibes fresh or will you go 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.200 with the ones in the jar and the spice. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:40.640 Aisle I've used so I make risotto, and the risotto 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.599 calls for chive. So sometimes if like I'm in a 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.040 pinch and don't want to cut them up, then I'll 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.080 just buy them as the little flakes and they taste 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:49.600 just as good. 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.239 They're dried though, in the little jars. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.640 Right, Yeah, you could use dried because then once they 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:58.800 hit the moisture of the mushrooms that you know, because 0:05:58.800 --> 0:05:59.800 the mushrooms. 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:02.760 Y rehydrate, just like when you get the big potatoes, 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.760 sour cream and chive at Wendy's. Probably not fresh cut, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.200 but they're good. I mean Wendy's. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.560 I really wanted to try this beer cheese sandwich that 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.120 they had. Did I mention this at all? 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:13.800 You may have? 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.040 Oh? I wanted to try it so bad and I 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.560 never got there to have it I mean, I don't 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.800 actively go seek fast food, but that was one that 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.120 I was thinking. It came on a pretzel bune. Oh yeah, 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:24.880 I really wish that I got this sandwich. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:26.520 I gonna tell you I was mad at Wendy's last 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:27.960 week because I went to the drive through and I 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:32.440 ordered a classic chicken sandwich because I love the regular 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:36.039 old chicken sandwich. And when I drove away and opened 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.800 up the wrapper, it was a Dave single with cheese. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.520 But I was mad for a second because I was 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.479 I was craving the chicken. However, it was delicious. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.800 We've said it, We've said it, or I've said it, 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:48.599 and I'll say it again. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:49.680 It's not an ad for Wendy's. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.960 By the way, Wendy's is the best fast food you 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:56.760 can get on the market, hands down. Their cheeseburgers are amazing, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.960 their chicken nuggets are amazing. They've upped their French fry game. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.600 Where else can you get chili? Where else can you 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.280 get a whole baked potato. I'd love to know the 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.400 answers to these questions, and I'll tell you what the 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:08.760 answer is. It's Wendy's. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.920 I'll give them the baked potato, Like, it's really awesome 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.120 that a fast food place just has baked potatoes on hand. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.360 They take eight minutes in the microwave, so you know, love. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.960 Them, love them so much. Is their takeout Chinese? Like 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.000 drive through Chinese? 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.080 That's a good question. I'm sure somewhere in the country 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:25.840 there is a drive through Chinese restaurant. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.080 McDonald's get on it, because I think this could be 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:31.000 a huge money meker. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.800 McDonald's does try weird stuff sometimes, but I don't know 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:35.480 that they should have a Mick Lomain. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.600 Oh say it. I would love to go someplace and 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.320 get some quick fast food lo Maine. I bet you 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.560 would be so good and like in a pinch. Oh 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.040 my god, speaking of fast food, you know, it was 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.160 so cool we were in I feel like this podcast 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.800 always goes back. It does get fast food, It really does. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.840 When we were in Cape Cod a couple of weeks ago, 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.680 we went to a really nice restaurant I forget what 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.280 the name is. There was some guys named like Arthur 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.680 Is or our Toros or something like that, and the 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.160 table that they had us sitting in the waiter came 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.640 over said, fun fact, that window right there used to 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.920 be the Dairy Queen drive through, and I was like what. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.080 It was so cool because it was the size of 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.120 a drive through window and they didn't change it, and 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:18.040 they had converted a dairy Queen into a really nice restaurant. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.800 I love when things like that happen. It makes me 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:20.360 so happy. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.560 Yeah. I like knowing when things were something else. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:22.960 Yeah. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.480 I think we've talked about this too. There's a whole 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.360 website that that you can go look. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.000 Airted old buildings dot com or something. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:29.840 It is something like that. Yeah. Yeah, So did you 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.280 look up some weird state laws? 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.720 I do. I have a couple. Okay, this comes from 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.680 mental floss. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:36.800 Yeah. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:43.839 The first one, let's see is Vermont banned banned banning clotheslines. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.040 So I guess they are very. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.280 No clothes lines allowed in the state of Vermont. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.800 Yeah you they want no, No, they banned banning them. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.160 Oh so now you have to have them or made 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.920 it illegal for groups like neighborhood associations to ban close 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.480 So you cannot ban clotheslines, Yes, got it. Vermont would 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.640 be that state. That's interesting. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.800 Let's see, biting someone's arm off is illegal in Rhode Island. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.920 I would think that it's probably illegal in every state, 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:09.960 but it's just on the books there. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.760 You never know what if cannibalism is legal in certain states. Okay, 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.800 let's see, let's see. Let's see. You can't wound a 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.839 fish with a firearm in Wyoming. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.360 Really you cannot hunt fish with a gun? Wow? 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.559 I actually love that one. That's maybe my favorite so 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.800 far because I could just picture myself if I saw 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.880 a giant fish and there was like options for me 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.080 to get the fish and a gun was one of them, 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:34.160 I'd be like, yeah, why not? 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.040 How many people bring a gun on a fishing boat? 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.920 You'd be surprised. In states where you can open or 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.120 concealed carry or open carry, a lot of people carry 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:44.840 it just in case. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.520 Is there paps a blue ribbon involved? I wish, oh 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:48.440 love good paps. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.280 Reno, Nevada doesn't allow people to lie on the sidewalks. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.640 Well, I mean again, that should probably be alot in 0:09:55.679 --> 0:10:01.040 every state. Well it's not, and well they don't enforce 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.320 it very well, I'll tell you that much. 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.800 I'll do. Yeah. Well, Reno, when the last time you 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:06.319 were in Reno? 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.240 It was it Reno or was it the state of Nevada? 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.280 No, No, Reno Nevada specifically. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.960 Oh, I mean I have not been you know what, 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:12.840 I've never been to Reno. 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:17.439 Oh okay, well here we are. Farmers can't sell pickles 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.600 to customers at farmers markets in Connecticut. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.600 Just pickles, cucumbers, Okay, no pickles. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.880 Yeah, that's weird, Like why is that? 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:29.440 Maybe that's a health code of some sort. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:30.600 All right, I'm gonna do one more. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:30.960 Okay. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.920 You can't wear a bulletproof vest while committing a crime 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:36.760 in New Jersey. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.120 I also believe that is a law in many states 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:44.400 because it just is well, oh, oh, it's scary. Should 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.480 we see what he wants? Sure? 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:48.280 Maybe he's going to ask you an important question. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:54.559 That Hi, Scary Jones. You're live on bull Chat. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:59.080 Oh what's up? What's up? Everybody? Toilet bowl? Toilet bowls? 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:03.720 No? No, no, it's well, we'll talk serial killers podcast. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.240 That's right. On's pickt up the phone with you. We're 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.120 going to discuss toilet balls. But go on, is it 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.200 something that could be said on air? Or should I 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.200 call you back in ten minutes? Uh? Maybe call me 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.120 back in ten minutes because I need you to perform 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:17.600 an off air task, if for for one of our 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.600 our guys, who does the voice of one hundred? Got it? 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:22.360 I will. I'll call you back in a bit. Thanks 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.560 for checking in, and said, what's up HI on this podcast? Okay, 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:27.400 let him know? 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.200 What did he say? I have no idea, I'm the 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.120 what of the podcast? 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:33.920 I don't I didn't hear. I guess we'll play it 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.840 back later and listen anyway. Uh, okay, so weird loss? 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.319 Toilet bowls? Sure, why not? Let's go in. What do 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:39.680 you got? 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.520 Japanese toilet bowls are the greatest inventions known to man, 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.800 and we need to bring them here. Just toilet bowls 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:49.320 there are so inexpensive, Like in Japan. Every toilet bowl 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.920 has the warm seat, they have the bidet, they have 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.000 the some of them even have music that play. And 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:58.520 let me tell you something. I had to use the 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.240 bathroom in a train station. First of all, it was 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.559 the cleanest toilet I've ever used in a train station 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.200 of all time. And I've used one just for reference. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.680 I've had to use a subway bathroom in New York. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.760 Let me tell you something new. You want a demoralizing experience, 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.360 you want to feel at your lowest point, go to 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.080 a bathroom in a subway in New York City, you 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.079 will immediately question how you got there. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.960 You're lucky because most of them are chained up. They 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:22.360 just don't want people in there anymore. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.240 Terrifying. But yeah, Japan beautiful. It like you had your 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.840 own little stall. You didn't feel gross sitting on the seat. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.120 You know why, because it had a paper thing that 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.000 would move. The minute you would get up, it would 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.160 be like and then the new thing would come down. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.360 Yeah, but it was just recycled. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:36.440 It. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.480 You kept sitting on someone else's ass every time that 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:39.480 someone stood up. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.800 Well, guess what listen to this one. They had a 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.840 whole spraying thing that cleaned it. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.719 Yeah. They had these portable toilets in Manhattan for a 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:48.920 minute that they were trying out many many years ago, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:50.959 and the Morning Show sent us out to check them out, 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.679 and they were great. They were just a quarter. You'd 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.680 put a quarter in, the door would open, you'd go 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.480 in and it would be sparkling clean because every time 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:01.000 you come out, it would completely sanitize itself. However, people 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.679 were paying a quarter to shoot heroin and they were 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.439 just staying in there for half an hour and you 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.800 know doing you know, bad prostitution things in there too, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.520 and a quarter is a great price for a private 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.600 room in New York City. So those went away fast. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.080 That's not great, No, it's not. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.360 But yeah, I don't the whole toilet thing with the 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:18.959 water shooting up the butt. A friend of mine has 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.280 that in his bathroom, and I'm just afraid to try it. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.400 I don't want it. It's not just it's not like 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.000 a separate bidet. You're sitting on the toilet, yeah, doing 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:27.360 your thing and it's spraying you. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.839 Yeah, so I have thoughts. 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:32.160 I don't want to get more wet. I want to 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:33.000 get dry, thank you. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.960 I am not the biggest bidet fan. I will say 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.120 I do like warm water bidet because that's at least like, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.240 you know, instead of wooh yeah. When it's cold water, 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.480 it's literally shooting cold water up the huah. Nobody wants that. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:48.280 You have a hohoha. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.840 I'm saying it's there. So I don't like the cold water, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.480 but warm water it's almost like, ah, this isn't terrible. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:57.400 I still don't like it. It's it's not my favorite. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:02.200 I am an advocate instead for the squatty potty. I 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:06.640 am a squatty potty stan I. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:07.440 The eye just a step stool. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:11.800 It is the best invention. I have literally changed, like 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:15.400 my stomach has felt better since using one over the 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:16.400 past couple of months. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.720 It's a step stool andrew differently. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:24.000 Well, yes, again, using a stool then for my stool 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:25.920 has been wonderful. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:27.520 That's such a dumb word for poop. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:32.160 It's perfect, it's legit, the best invention known to man. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.040 I have to argue that it can't possibly be the 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:36.800 best invention. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.880 I don't care. To me, it's changed my gut health. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.560 I don't feel as bloated. I don't get cramps as 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:43.440 often as I used to. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.240 Okay, I mean you could also just be like that 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.320 taxi driver I saw the other morning that was pooping 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.920 in front of the roxy on the corner in the sidewalk, 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:52.280 well on the sidewalk. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.080 Maybe if you know when when the when the nature 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.080 culture calls, that's that's the phrase. 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:58.560 Okay. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:02.640 I'm just saying it's a great invention. I wish that 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.160 they would get in contact with me so I could 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.160 get some free Maybe. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.080 We can get them on board to sponsor this podcast. 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:08.960 I would talk about them all the time. I do 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.240 it naturally in my day to day literally It could 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.080 be a conversation about anything, and I'll be like, Hey, 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.480 do you use a squatty potty? I love them? 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.880 Is that one of those shell necklaces? What is that? 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.840 This is just the rim of my shirt. Okay, No, 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.240 this is not a ninety surfboard ad That's. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.520 What I thought it was. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.960 Rad dude. I'm going to go salt Life it bro. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.160 What is Salt Life a clothing company? 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.000 No, salt Life is just I think a phrase for surfers. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.600 But it's a logo, so I think they sell things. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.960 I don't know. So is like happiness is in a 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.200 jeep or something? What is that people have? Like sunshine 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.560 jeep tire covers. Yeah, what I'm talking about I do? 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.480 I do, But that's another thing. I gotta quickly mention it. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.440 Go ahead, back to squatty potties. Just kidding the jeep wave? 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.200 Did you ever have a Jeep? 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.080 I never had a Jeep, but I know it. If 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.920 I see another car that's exactly like my I feel 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.320 like an idiot. I don't want to wave to them, 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.600 you know, Like if I'm driving and there's another car 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.040 that's the exact same make, model and color. I'm like, oh, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:09.600 speed up. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.440 Yeah, I think it's time as we as a society 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.720 should really take a look at this. Let's dive in 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.080 and say do we need the jeep wave. I think 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.600 it's great that you have a jeep, but the wave 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.520 I feel is very hit or miss. When I had 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.280 a jeep, I know, I was the idiot like, hey, hi, 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.720 and how many waves did I get back? I'll tell 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.720 you not many, not enough to make it. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.800 A thing because I had no idea why you were 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.520 waving at them. They're like, who is this lunatic? 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:37.760 Exactly by the. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.800 Way, in the shop right shopping center. The other day, 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.440 I got into a car that wasn't mine, that looked 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.400 exactly like mine, that was unlocked. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.680 That's terrifying. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:47.880 Yep. I opened the door and I'm like, wait a minute, 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.360 this car is not a mess. Holy hell, this is 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.720 not my car. And I closed the door and walked away. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:55.800 It was very weird that happened to Amy when she 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.840