Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Should I hit the intro?
Speaker 2: I thought you were Oh.
Speaker 1: Hello Andrew, Hi, welcome to Bold Chat.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I just making sure your microphone was working.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: You're on number two feels like very well, that's when
Speaker 1: that fell apart last week.
Speaker 2: I need to be more centered. Let's try this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna compare this spot.
Speaker 1: I didn't move my computer, so I'm just gonna look here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at you here.
Speaker 2: Yeah this works. I like this better. Actually, that's why
Speaker 2: I'm not looking over wires and knobs and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I don't like looking over knobs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've tried. I just I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: No, I got a whole pole blocking me.
Speaker 1: So okay, poles and knobs. That's great. This is Bold Chat.
Speaker 1: It's a sister podcast to Serial Killers, the podcast where
Speaker 1: we eat cereal. But here's what we talk about. Bowl yay?
Speaker 1: No oh?
Speaker 2: Why if we ever had an actual conversation about bowls.
Speaker 1: I think we should.
Speaker 2: All Right, what do you like ceramic?
Speaker 1: No? I don't actually believe it or not, and the
Speaker 1: people that love the planet will hate me. Is I
Speaker 1: like disposable balls?
Speaker 2: No? I hate disposable bowls.
Speaker 1: Les to clean.
Speaker 2: Not for that reason. Oh god, that's so frat house.
Speaker 2: That is so frat house.
Speaker 1: I it was so Fun'm sitting here in the studio
Speaker 1: eating a bowl of something. I should take a ceramic
Speaker 1: bowl home and clean it here.
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, Like it doesn't work here because
Speaker 2: I've tried bringing Like I don't know. I had an
Speaker 2: egg thing that I was making for a while where
Speaker 2: it was a ceramic pot and if it would cook
Speaker 2: the egg in it, I thought it was the greatest
Speaker 2: idea ever. But then I would have to go to
Speaker 2: the kitchen clean out the egg thing, and then it
Speaker 2: would sit overnight here and then the whole place would
Speaker 2: smell like farts the next day, disgusting. Yeah it wasn't great.
Speaker 2: But side note, disposable bulls are fine. However, if you
Speaker 2: are over a certain age and just have not bought
Speaker 2: plates or silverware for yourself and you're just using disposable
Speaker 2: and I have friends that do this, then let's maybe
Speaker 2: Eon Laft fix my life it and let's get yourself.
Speaker 2: You can get a whole set for twenty bucks from Target.
Speaker 1: Oh, we have a whole set. We have multiple sets.
Speaker 2: I know you do at your house. Yeah, at your house.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. It's fine to use it here,
Speaker 2: but if you're using disposable things at your house frequently.
Speaker 1: Yes, as much as possible. Yes, Like we had dinner
Speaker 1: last night and we made I made burgers on the
Speaker 1: grill and tater tots and some canned corn and uh,
Speaker 1: paper plates, heavy duty dixies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is as frequent.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is free. It's as frequent as possible.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, you have kids, so maybe more
Speaker 2: of a mess, less to clean up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what we're doing to use forks
Speaker 2: and knights too, so use and we use plastic. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So everything is just disposable.
Speaker 1: I try for the most part, just because it's just easier.
Speaker 1: We live in a throwaway society.
Speaker 2: Andrew something tells me Amy, if she was on the
Speaker 2: phone right now, would probably be like, I have the
Speaker 2: most beautiful dishes that I want to put things on,
Speaker 2: but I am forced to you no, no, no, heavy duty Dixies.
Speaker 1: I force nothing. It's like half and half in the
Speaker 1: house with what we use. I don't care. It's just
Speaker 1: it's it's much easier to just open the garbage and jink,
Speaker 1: you know, rather than rinse, dishwasher, cycle, dry, put away.
Speaker 1: You know it's I get it, and that's the wrong mindset,
Speaker 1: and that's the mentality of most people in this country,
Speaker 1: and that's why the landfills are all overflowed and whatnot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I guess I'm not thinking about future generations.
Speaker 1: Let my kids deal with it.
Speaker 2: That's well, at least you admitted it live on air.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, at least they outlawed the styrofoam
Speaker 1: because I used that up until recently.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, you're a landfill of nonsense.
Speaker 1: I guess. Although I'm sure there's still some states in
Speaker 1: this country that allow styrofoam.
Speaker 2: New York I could already tell you. Kentucky, Yeah, what
Speaker 2: are other ones that I could think of? Nebraska, feel
Speaker 2: like maybe Alabama. No shame to our listeners here love Kentucky,
Speaker 2: just saying maybe your state has different laws.
Speaker 1: Most states do, and laws very widely state to state,
Speaker 1: not just with what you can and cannot purchase, but
Speaker 1: all other kinds of things. There's all kinds of weird
Speaker 1: laws on the books that you would never even think of,
Speaker 1: like can't go out after a certain time, or like
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of strange laws. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I wish we were talking about this because I would
Speaker 1: have pulled them up. But there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Of you can. I'll just pad look up a fun
Speaker 2: website that has laws.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: All right, that's good, let me check.
Speaker 1: Okay, go do it.
Speaker 2: You can pad time. Isn't that Amy likes pad Thai.
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan. It's just so good. And
Speaker 2: sometimes they give you crushed up peanuts to put on
Speaker 2: the tip.
Speaker 1: There's this one place that we get. I see, I
Speaker 1: don't love tie food. I'll just go out and say it.
Speaker 1: I don't love it. There are some things that I like,
Speaker 1: love thy food, but that's the tie food was always
Speaker 1: Amy's go to, and I don't love it, however, But
Speaker 1: there are some things that I do. Like she gets
Speaker 1: this chicken pad tie from the sushi place that it's
Speaker 1: so good, love it. It's so good. It's just a thaie.
Speaker 1: Food in itself is just not something that I am into.
Speaker 2: The worst is that they make kits for you to
Speaker 2: make it at home, right, Okay, not the same. It's
Speaker 2: not And I've tried and I've tried, and I've tried
Speaker 2: it just doesn't taste as good. I just really love
Speaker 2: how good they taste in restaurants, and usually sometimes you
Speaker 2: can ask them to make it a little spicy.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I also love chibes. I could legit eat a whole
Speaker 2: chive m love myself a good night.
Speaker 1: Now? Do you like chibes fresh or will you go
Speaker 1: with the ones in the jar and the spice.
Speaker 2: Aisle I've used so I make risotto, and the risotto
Speaker 2: calls for chive. So sometimes if like I'm in a
Speaker 2: pinch and don't want to cut them up, then I'll
Speaker 2: just buy them as the little flakes and they taste
Speaker 2: just as good.
Speaker 1: They're dried though, in the little jars.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you could use dried because then once they
Speaker 2: hit the moisture of the mushrooms that you know, because
Speaker 2: the mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Y rehydrate, just like when you get the big potatoes,
Speaker 1: sour cream and chive at Wendy's. Probably not fresh cut,
Speaker 1: but they're good. I mean Wendy's.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to try this beer cheese sandwich that
Speaker 2: they had. Did I mention this at all?
Speaker 1: You may have?
Speaker 2: Oh? I wanted to try it so bad and I
Speaker 2: never got there to have it I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: actively go seek fast food, but that was one that
Speaker 2: I was thinking. It came on a pretzel bune. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I really wish that I got this sandwich.
Speaker 1: I gonna tell you I was mad at Wendy's last
Speaker 1: week because I went to the drive through and I
Speaker 1: ordered a classic chicken sandwich because I love the regular
Speaker 1: old chicken sandwich. And when I drove away and opened
Speaker 1: up the wrapper, it was a Dave single with cheese.
Speaker 1: But I was mad for a second because I was
Speaker 1: I was craving the chicken. However, it was delicious.
Speaker 2: We've said it, We've said it, or I've said it,
Speaker 2: and I'll say it again.
Speaker 1: It's not an ad for Wendy's.
Speaker 2: By the way, Wendy's is the best fast food you
Speaker 2: can get on the market, hands down. Their cheeseburgers are amazing,
Speaker 2: their chicken nuggets are amazing. They've upped their French fry game.
Speaker 2: Where else can you get chili? Where else can you
Speaker 2: get a whole baked potato. I'd love to know the
Speaker 2: answers to these questions, and I'll tell you what the
Speaker 2: answer is. It's Wendy's.
Speaker 1: I'll give them the baked potato, Like, it's really awesome
Speaker 1: that a fast food place just has baked potatoes on hand.
Speaker 1: They take eight minutes in the microwave, so you know, love.
Speaker 2: Them, love them so much. Is their takeout Chinese? Like
Speaker 2: drive through Chinese?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I'm sure somewhere in the country
Speaker 1: there is a drive through Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 2: McDonald's get on it, because I think this could be
Speaker 2: a huge money meker.
Speaker 1: McDonald's does try weird stuff sometimes, but I don't know
Speaker 1: that they should have a Mick Lomain.
Speaker 2: Oh say it. I would love to go someplace and
Speaker 2: get some quick fast food lo Maine. I bet you
Speaker 2: would be so good and like in a pinch. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, speaking of fast food, you know, it was
Speaker 2: so cool we were in I feel like this podcast
Speaker 2: always goes back. It does get fast food, It really does.
Speaker 1: When we were in Cape Cod a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: we went to a really nice restaurant I forget what
Speaker 1: the name is. There was some guys named like Arthur
Speaker 1: Is or our Toros or something like that, and the
Speaker 1: table that they had us sitting in the waiter came
Speaker 1: over said, fun fact, that window right there used to
Speaker 1: be the Dairy Queen drive through, and I was like what.
Speaker 1: It was so cool because it was the size of
Speaker 1: a drive through window and they didn't change it, and
Speaker 1: they had converted a dairy Queen into a really nice restaurant.
Speaker 2: I love when things like that happen. It makes me
Speaker 2: so happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like knowing when things were something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this too. There's a whole
Speaker 1: website that that you can go look.
Speaker 2: Airted old buildings dot com or something.
Speaker 1: It is something like that. Yeah. Yeah, So did you
Speaker 1: look up some weird state laws?
Speaker 2: I do. I have a couple. Okay, this comes from
Speaker 2: mental floss.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first one, let's see is Vermont banned banned banning clotheslines.
Speaker 2: So I guess they are very.
Speaker 1: No clothes lines allowed in the state of Vermont.
Speaker 2: Yeah you they want no, No, they banned banning them.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you have to have them or made
Speaker 1: it illegal for groups like neighborhood associations to ban close
Speaker 1: So you cannot ban clotheslines, Yes, got it. Vermont would
Speaker 1: be that state. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Let's see, biting someone's arm off is illegal in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: I would think that it's probably illegal in every state,
Speaker 1: but it's just on the books there.
Speaker 2: You never know what if cannibalism is legal in certain states. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's see, let's see. Let's see. You can't wound a
Speaker 2: fish with a firearm in Wyoming.
Speaker 1: Really you cannot hunt fish with a gun? Wow?
Speaker 2: I actually love that one. That's maybe my favorite so
Speaker 2: far because I could just picture myself if I saw
Speaker 2: a giant fish and there was like options for me
Speaker 2: to get the fish and a gun was one of them,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: How many people bring a gun on a fishing boat?
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised. In states where you can open or
Speaker 2: concealed carry or open carry, a lot of people carry
Speaker 2: it just in case.
Speaker 1: Is there paps a blue ribbon involved? I wish, oh
Speaker 1: love good paps.
Speaker 2: Reno, Nevada doesn't allow people to lie on the sidewalks.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean again, that should probably be alot in
Speaker 1: every state. Well it's not, and well they don't enforce
Speaker 1: it very well, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: I'll do. Yeah. Well, Reno, when the last time you
Speaker 2: were in Reno?
Speaker 1: It was it Reno or was it the state of Nevada?
Speaker 2: No, No, Reno Nevada specifically.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I have not been you know what,
Speaker 1: I've never been to Reno.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well here we are. Farmers can't sell pickles
Speaker 2: to customers at farmers markets in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Just pickles, cucumbers, Okay, no pickles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird, Like why is that?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a health code of some sort.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna do one more.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You can't wear a bulletproof vest while committing a crime
Speaker 2: in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: I also believe that is a law in many states
Speaker 1: because it just is well, oh, oh, it's scary. Should
Speaker 1: we see what he wants? Sure?
Speaker 2: Maybe he's going to ask you an important question.
Speaker 1: That Hi, Scary Jones. You're live on bull Chat.
Speaker 2: Oh what's up? What's up? Everybody? Toilet bowl? Toilet bowls?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's well, we'll talk serial killers podcast.
Speaker 1: That's right. On's pickt up the phone with you. We're
Speaker 1: going to discuss toilet balls. But go on, is it
Speaker 1: something that could be said on air? Or should I
Speaker 1: call you back in ten minutes? Uh? Maybe call me
Speaker 1: back in ten minutes because I need you to perform
Speaker 1: an off air task, if for for one of our
Speaker 1: our guys, who does the voice of one hundred? Got it?
Speaker 1: I will. I'll call you back in a bit. Thanks
Speaker 1: for checking in, and said, what's up HI on this podcast? Okay,
Speaker 1: let him know?
Speaker 2: What did he say? I have no idea, I'm the
Speaker 2: what of the podcast?
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't hear. I guess we'll play it
Speaker 1: back later and listen anyway. Uh, okay, so weird loss?
Speaker 1: Toilet bowls? Sure, why not? Let's go in. What do
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 2: Japanese toilet bowls are the greatest inventions known to man,
Speaker 2: and we need to bring them here. Just toilet bowls
Speaker 2: there are so inexpensive, Like in Japan. Every toilet bowl
Speaker 2: has the warm seat, they have the bidet, they have
Speaker 2: the some of them even have music that play. And
Speaker 2: let me tell you something. I had to use the
Speaker 2: bathroom in a train station. First of all, it was
Speaker 2: the cleanest toilet I've ever used in a train station
Speaker 2: of all time. And I've used one just for reference.
Speaker 2: I've had to use a subway bathroom in New York.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something new. You want a demoralizing experience,
Speaker 2: you want to feel at your lowest point, go to
Speaker 2: a bathroom in a subway in New York City, you
Speaker 2: will immediately question how you got there.
Speaker 1: You're lucky because most of them are chained up. They
Speaker 1: just don't want people in there anymore.
Speaker 2: Terrifying. But yeah, Japan beautiful. It like you had your
Speaker 2: own little stall. You didn't feel gross sitting on the seat.
Speaker 2: You know why, because it had a paper thing that
Speaker 2: would move. The minute you would get up, it would
Speaker 2: be like and then the new thing would come down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was just recycled.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: You kept sitting on someone else's ass every time that
Speaker 1: someone stood up.
Speaker 2: Well, guess what listen to this one. They had a
Speaker 2: whole spraying thing that cleaned it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They had these portable toilets in Manhattan for a
Speaker 1: minute that they were trying out many many years ago,
Speaker 1: and the Morning Show sent us out to check them out,
Speaker 1: and they were great. They were just a quarter. You'd
Speaker 1: put a quarter in, the door would open, you'd go
Speaker 1: in and it would be sparkling clean because every time
Speaker 1: you come out, it would completely sanitize itself. However, people
Speaker 1: were paying a quarter to shoot heroin and they were
Speaker 1: just staying in there for half an hour and you
Speaker 1: know doing you know, bad prostitution things in there too,
Speaker 1: and a quarter is a great price for a private
Speaker 1: room in New York City. So those went away fast.
Speaker 2: That's not great, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't the whole toilet thing with the
Speaker 1: water shooting up the butt. A friend of mine has
Speaker 1: that in his bathroom, and I'm just afraid to try it.
Speaker 1: I don't want it. It's not just it's not like
Speaker 1: a separate bidet. You're sitting on the toilet, yeah, doing
Speaker 1: your thing and it's spraying you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have thoughts.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get more wet. I want to
Speaker 1: get dry, thank you.
Speaker 2: I am not the biggest bidet fan. I will say
Speaker 2: I do like warm water bidet because that's at least like,
Speaker 2: you know, instead of wooh yeah. When it's cold water,
Speaker 2: it's literally shooting cold water up the huah. Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1: You have a hohoha.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's there. So I don't like the cold water,
Speaker 2: but warm water it's almost like, ah, this isn't terrible.
Speaker 2: I still don't like it. It's it's not my favorite.
Speaker 2: I am an advocate instead for the squatty potty. I
Speaker 2: am a squatty potty stan I.
Speaker 1: The eye just a step stool.
Speaker 2: It is the best invention. I have literally changed, like
Speaker 2: my stomach has felt better since using one over the
Speaker 2: past couple of months.
Speaker 1: It's a step stool andrew differently.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, again, using a stool then for my stool
Speaker 2: has been wonderful.
Speaker 1: That's such a dumb word for poop.
Speaker 2: It's perfect, it's legit, the best invention known to man.
Speaker 1: I have to argue that it can't possibly be the
Speaker 1: best invention.
Speaker 2: I don't care. To me, it's changed my gut health.
Speaker 2: I don't feel as bloated. I don't get cramps as
Speaker 2: often as I used to.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean you could also just be like that
Speaker 1: taxi driver I saw the other morning that was pooping
Speaker 1: in front of the roxy on the corner in the sidewalk,
Speaker 1: well on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you know when when the when the nature
Speaker 2: culture calls, that's that's the phrase.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's a great invention. I wish that
Speaker 2: they would get in contact with me so I could
Speaker 2: get some free Maybe.
Speaker 1: We can get them on board to sponsor this podcast.
Speaker 2: I would talk about them all the time. I do
Speaker 2: it naturally in my day to day literally It could
Speaker 2: be a conversation about anything, and I'll be like, Hey,
Speaker 2: do you use a squatty potty? I love them?
Speaker 1: Is that one of those shell necklaces? What is that?
Speaker 2: This is just the rim of my shirt. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: this is not a ninety surfboard ad That's.
Speaker 1: What I thought it was. Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Rad dude. I'm going to go salt Life it bro.
Speaker 1: What is Salt Life a clothing company?
Speaker 2: No, salt Life is just I think a phrase for surfers.
Speaker 1: But it's a logo, so I think they sell things.
Speaker 2: I don't know. So is like happiness is in a
Speaker 2: jeep or something? What is that people have? Like sunshine
Speaker 2: jeep tire covers. Yeah, what I'm talking about I do?
Speaker 2: I do, But that's another thing. I gotta quickly mention it.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, back to squatty potties. Just kidding the jeep wave?
Speaker 2: Did you ever have a Jeep?
Speaker 1: I never had a Jeep, but I know it. If
Speaker 1: I see another car that's exactly like my I feel
Speaker 1: like an idiot. I don't want to wave to them,
Speaker 1: you know, Like if I'm driving and there's another car
Speaker 1: that's the exact same make, model and color. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: speed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's time as we as a society
Speaker 2: should really take a look at this. Let's dive in
Speaker 2: and say do we need the jeep wave. I think
Speaker 2: it's great that you have a jeep, but the wave
Speaker 2: I feel is very hit or miss. When I had
Speaker 2: a jeep, I know, I was the idiot like, hey, hi,
Speaker 2: and how many waves did I get back? I'll tell
Speaker 2: you not many, not enough to make it.
Speaker 1: A thing because I had no idea why you were
Speaker 1: waving at them. They're like, who is this lunatic?
Speaker 2: Exactly by the.
Speaker 1: Way, in the shop right shopping center. The other day,
Speaker 1: I got into a car that wasn't mine, that looked
Speaker 1: exactly like mine, that was unlocked.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yep. I opened the door and I'm like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: this car is not a mess. Holy hell, this is
Speaker 1: not my car. And I closed the door and walked away.
Speaker 1: It was very weird that happened to Amy when she
Speaker 1: was younger, when she was in like a senior in
Speaker 1: high school or something like that or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They went somewhere and they got into somebody else's car
Speaker 1: and sat in there and like it was theirs and
Speaker 1: then they said, oh my god, this is not our
Speaker 1: car and got out and just walked away.
Speaker 2: Well that's like people going into the wrong hotel room,
Speaker 2: or like walking into I don't know a house that's
Speaker 2: not theirs.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's okay that you have to do
Speaker 1: if you're drunk. I mean, how do you.
Speaker 2: Tell you something? I actually know someone that that's how
Speaker 2: they got put in prison.
Speaker 1: That walked into somebody else's house.
Speaker 2: They thought it was their house. They were completely blackout drunk,
Speaker 2: so then they were like banging on the window, like
Speaker 2: I left my keys, let me in because it was
Speaker 2: a rental house. Yeah, it was like almost an Airbnb situation,
Speaker 2: but they were at the wrong house and they were
Speaker 2: trying to get into this house, so that people were like,
Speaker 2: there's a drunk person who's literally knocking on our windows.
Speaker 1: Well there was that story a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: or that cleaning guy that went to the wrong house.
Speaker 1: The key was under the mat and he went in
Speaker 1: and he cleaned the entire house.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, wait, that was the story.
Speaker 1: That was the story.
Speaker 2: Oh, they were trying to sell it like a clean
Speaker 2: bandit came in and cleaned the house. I didn't know
Speaker 2: that he like was supposed to be going to someone's else.
Speaker 1: He was going to somebody's house to clean it, and
Speaker 1: he went to the wrong house and cleaned that one instead.
Speaker 2: So something this is the non clickbait version. The clickbait
Speaker 2: version is this burglar went in and cleaned the house.
Speaker 2: Find out why it was nothing like that at all.
Speaker 2: That's I hate when they.
Speaker 1: Did you see clickbait by the way, you're watching that.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: I have not watched it.
Speaker 1: I heard mixed reviews. I thought some people have said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's great, but then like Elvis, like,
Speaker 1: please don't waste your time. So I you know, I
Speaker 1: never know.
Speaker 2: I got to get into I have to get into
Speaker 2: ted Lasso, yea favorite. I'm on season four of Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones. I only have four more seasons left, but
Speaker 2: it's hard for me. I feel like I go home,
Speaker 2: I sit on my couch and then I say to myself,
Speaker 2: do I really want to like consume something right now?
Speaker 2: Like I have to actively put something on. But when
Speaker 2: I'm on a plane, I'm like Binge Central, like I
Speaker 2: can get an entire season of something done.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, when I was coming back from Vegas, I
Speaker 1: watched Do the Right Thing and Drunk Parents. I check
Speaker 1: out most of most of my time.
Speaker 2: Love to Do the Right Thing.
Speaker 1: I never saw it, never saw it till till last month.
Speaker 2: Oh what an excellent movie.
Speaker 1: That is that crazy?
Speaker 2: I love that movie and I only saw it like
Speaker 2: last year, so I can't really be saying, like, how
Speaker 2: have you not? No, I saw it last year for
Speaker 2: the first time too.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. It stands the test of time.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent, it does. Yeah, it is excellent and
Speaker 2: it came out what nineteen eighty something eighty nine? I
Speaker 2: think in scenes? So good. Love that movie.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Ted Lasto, you must watch. I do like Amy
Speaker 1: and I love it. It's one of those shows that
Speaker 1: we love to sit down together and watch. We cannot
Speaker 1: wait for Friday. See. I'm not sure if I would
Speaker 1: want it to be all dumped at once so we
Speaker 1: could just binge it or do I like the fact
Speaker 1: that it only comes out every Friday and we have
Speaker 1: something to look forward to every week. You know, that's
Speaker 1: like the way TV used to be. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: don't know, because we're also watching American Rust. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of that? It's not Showtime? That's it. It's actually
Speaker 1: kind of all so. I mean, it's a darker show.
Speaker 1: It's about murder and small town police chief, and I
Speaker 1: like that what not. But you know, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: That's on showtime, and I think there's something else we're watching. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. We love the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the other one I watched so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another thing that comes out every Friday. So
Speaker 1: it's like, oh god, I got to wait a week.
Speaker 2: The worst part is I always said to myself, if
Speaker 2: I was afforded unlimited time to like just sit home
Speaker 2: and watch movies and stuff, I would or TV shows
Speaker 2: and catch up on all this stuff. And then you know,
Speaker 2: there was a whole global pandemic where we were locked
Speaker 2: in our houses and I literally had all the time
Speaker 2: in the world to watch these things. What did I
Speaker 2: do with it? I didn't watch a damn thing. No,
Speaker 2: me neither, and I wish I did.
Speaker 1: I'm not much of a TV guy, but now that
Speaker 1: I'm getting into some of these shows, it's nice to
Speaker 1: have something to look forward to to watch. But I'm
Speaker 1: still all about the Goldbergs.
Speaker 2: Oh. I can't wait to watch The Many Saints of Newark.
Speaker 2: Sorry to cut you off on that one.
Speaker 1: Well, see, somebody that I know went to the screen
Speaker 1: from the screening or premiere or whatever it was and said, so,
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna watch it same, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: But is that a movie theater only one or I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I believe it's on HBO Plus or
Speaker 1: Go or now or whatever the hell it's called a max.
Speaker 1: Please they keep changing everything I love.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I hope this stays in the future. And
Speaker 2: I like the fact that, like I don't have to
Speaker 2: maybe go to a movie theater, but I could watch
Speaker 2: it from my house. Not saying that I've actually taken
Speaker 2: advantage of it. Actually that's a why I watched the
Speaker 2: Anthony Bourdain documentary devastating.
Speaker 1: I don't think it likes that. Well, that's a problem.
Speaker 1: All these big movie theaters are going to go.
Speaker 2: But bye, I had the AMC premiere Pass that didn't
Speaker 2: go so well. Well, first I had Movie Pass, which
Speaker 2: was the biggest joke of all time. Yeah, but when
Speaker 2: I first came out, You're like, oh, oh yeah, movie
Speaker 2: Pass was great when it first came out because not
Speaker 2: many people knew about it and the system could hold
Speaker 2: so many people because it was literally like they gave
Speaker 2: you an unlimited credit card to go see movies and
Speaker 2: nobody checked it. And then when they finally like people
Speaker 2: caught onto it, they almost were like, wait, what, we
Speaker 2: actually have to have service with this, and then they
Speaker 2: started cracking down and it just failed miserably trying to
Speaker 2: sell me on that AMC was did it right, But
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, I didn't go enough
Speaker 2: to make it worth it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't go to movies that much. Even before this,
Speaker 1: I'm not much. You know that, I'm not much of
Speaker 1: a movie guy, Like I'm probably gonna have to watch
Speaker 1: my Little Pony movie with the kids on Netflix or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't actively seek out seeing movies. Obviously, there are.
Speaker 2: Certain movies I would like to see in a movie theater,
Speaker 2: like the new Venom movie that's coming out, Like I
Speaker 2: don't even know what they it looks so bad. But
Speaker 2: at the same time, like I want to be in
Speaker 2: a movie theater eating bad popcorn, sitting there front row
Speaker 2: being like, yes, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it is bad popcorn, but it's delicious. It might be,
Speaker 1: but I believe that they pop that days in advance,
Speaker 1: because you see those giant six foot bags of popcorn
Speaker 1: just laying around in the back room. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: instead of the machine like it used to be, like
Speaker 1: the could smell and everything, the guy just comes out
Speaker 1: with the cart and just dumps it into the thing.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love though, And maybe it's just me and
Speaker 2: I'm weird, but I like the ones that are a
Speaker 2: little burnt, like when you're getting to the end of
Speaker 2: the bag, and sometimes or the whatever you have the bin,
Speaker 2: maybe you know the one that's like, oh do you
Speaker 2: want the medium? And the medium is like this big,
Speaker 2: But I like the burnt kernels at the bottom.
Speaker 1: I do eat the kernels. I know it's not good
Speaker 1: for you and it breaks your teeth, but I always
Speaker 1: eat the kernels or.
Speaker 2: It causes appendicitis, as I was told as a kid.
Speaker 2: Shut up, really, I was always told as a kid
Speaker 2: that if you eat the popcorn kernels, you will get
Speaker 2: appendicitis and your appendix could burst.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you swallow them whole, but I think if
Speaker 1: you chew them up, it's not different than any other food.
Speaker 2: We had a kid in our class. His name was
Speaker 2: Billy and he would tell us. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why I get my appendix out. I eat popcorn kernels.
Speaker 2: Let me google this.
Speaker 1: Do you still have your appendix? Yes, I do too.
Speaker 1: I'm not missing any organs thankfully.
Speaker 2: Same I.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a surgery guy, so hopefully I'll
Speaker 1: never have to have my chest cavity, my chest cavity opened,
Speaker 1: lord to have anything removed.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, While popcorn is not considered a common cause
Speaker 2: of appendicitis, popcorn kernel might cause a blockage that contributes.
Speaker 1: To Yes, if it get stuck. So if you're gonna
Speaker 1: chew it up, break your teeth and chew it up
Speaker 1: really well.
Speaker 2: Well. I was always terrified as a kid because my
Speaker 2: mom got her tonsils out. My sister has had her
Speaker 2: tonsils out, my dad had his adnoid. No, he still
Speaker 2: has his adnoids. He had his tonsils and his appendix out.
Speaker 2: And then there's me and I feel like growing up,
Speaker 2: I was always terrified, like.
Speaker 1: Is it gonna happen to me next? Yeah, But they'd
Speaker 1: always lure you in with the promise of ice cream.
Speaker 1: So the kids were like, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't have strep throat that much as a kid, to
Speaker 2: have that taken out and appendicitis. I'm sorry I could.
Speaker 2: I've had terrible stomach cramps where I'm like, well, this
Speaker 2: is it, this is the end. My appendix is about
Speaker 2: to burst, but then it goes away. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I live to see another day. And these organs don't
Speaker 2: do anything right. Tonsils, we don't use them anymore. Appendix
Speaker 2: what's the appendix for? And the spleen? I mean, what
Speaker 2: are these things? Are just like sitting there. Well, the
Speaker 2: appendix I've heard has been shrinking in human bodies for years,
Speaker 2: and so it's used to serve a purpose. When I
Speaker 2: think we used to be hunter gatherer society, you had
Speaker 2: tails hunter gatherer societies where you had to kill the
Speaker 2: meat and you have to eat it raw, like maybe
Speaker 2: it digested it for you differently. But nowadays it comes
Speaker 2: into can and we're like, yes.
Speaker 1: No more hunting and gathering. I don't know when the
Speaker 1: last time is that I had canned meat?
Speaker 2: Ugh, just sounds bad.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, have you've had what beefer I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Chef waeer Ord comes in cans. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like a good spaghettios every once in a while with meatballs. Sorry,
Speaker 1: what's the matter?
Speaker 2: No you continue? No, No, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: But no, I like, I don't do the spam. That's
Speaker 1: like to me, that's discussed.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, miss hoity toity. Oh, I can't have spam.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't.
Speaker 2: I can have cheffo d. Spam is delicious. Have you
Speaker 2: ever had a spam sandwich with like the fried rice
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: It's the consistency. I just can't. There was one guy
Speaker 1: at the radio station one time that peeled open a
Speaker 1: thing of spam and just dug his finger into it,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was so nauseating looking at that.
Speaker 1: I mean that basically was like raw meat. I know
Speaker 1: it's not raw.
Speaker 2: I know it's not so delicious when they put it
Speaker 2: on a grill, and like I said, when they make
Speaker 2: like the rice almost like the paddy to it, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Did McDonald's do a spam burger away for a second.
Speaker 2: It was probably a Hawaiian thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with pineapple on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big Pacific Islander thing.
Speaker 1: You know that. Back in the day, McDonald's had just
Speaker 1: a pineapple burger, Like they literally just grilled a piece
Speaker 1: of pineapple, put it on a bun, and I believe
Speaker 1: that was the precursor to the fleet of Fish. So
Speaker 1: on Fridays when you couldn't eat meat for lent or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, they just put pineapple on a bun
Speaker 1: that they grilled, and that was that was your meatless option,
Speaker 1: and then the flet of fish came along.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that my mouth is watering
Speaker 2: a little bit thinking about it, but that actually does
Speaker 2: sound enjoyable to me.
Speaker 1: But if I had a guess, they probably made it
Speaker 1: on the same grill that the Big Mac was on,
Speaker 1: so it had the essence of Big Mac. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that kind of defeated the purpose. I would think.
Speaker 2: Listen, I wouldn't say no if you told me that
Speaker 2: I could have McDonald's pineapple burger extravaganza right now, But it.
Speaker 1: Would also be like probably a popped open can of
Speaker 1: dull pineapple. I don't think they're in the back slicing
Speaker 1: up fresh pineapple. Which, by the way, if you remember
Speaker 1: last week when I offered you the pineapple, I took
Speaker 1: it home. I cut it up and it was delicious.
Speaker 2: That's great. I wasn't home last week, so that's why
Speaker 2: I didn't take the pineapple home.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm happy that you took it home as well.
Speaker 2: It's good that pineapple went to good use.
Speaker 1: But it's weird because the bottom part was way more
Speaker 1: ripe than the top, and it was I love Dole pineapples.
Speaker 1: This was that weird brand Fife or whatever it is
Speaker 1: that apparently is a huge, huge produce brand. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've talked about this on The
Speaker 1: Big Show, but the supermarkets now you'll see in the
Speaker 1: banana section Fife. It's like f y Fee or something
Speaker 1: like that, and it's a huge company. And the bananas
Speaker 1: apparently are frozen before they come to America or to
Speaker 1: wherever they're shipped to, and that's why they don't last
Speaker 1: as long. So they're green, then they turn yellow then
Speaker 1: brown almost immediately, so they don't last very long. And
Speaker 1: that's why I just I'm not a fan of the brand,
Speaker 1: because they freeze their produce apparently before where they ship it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so that's why the pineapple was kind of wonky.
Speaker 1: It was ripe on the bottom, almost rotten on the bottom,
Speaker 1: but still not so ripe on top. And I think
Speaker 1: that's probably due to freezing.
Speaker 2: If he had a companion on this show, yeah, the
Speaker 2: name would be Wacky Pineapple.
Speaker 1: It would be a cartoony pineapple.
Speaker 2: No. No, he would be the person that we if
Speaker 2: this was a radio show, he'd be the one we
Speaker 2: send out to do bits. Oh, Wacky Pineapple, where are
Speaker 2: you right now? I'm in a shopping cart going downhill.
Speaker 1: Just don't be upside down, Wacky Pineapple, because then some
Speaker 1: strange couple might take you home. What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm confused by that one.
Speaker 1: You never heard of that? No, like down in Florida
Speaker 1: and the senior villages and stuff like that. Yes, if
Speaker 1: you go to Publix and someone's got a shopping cart
Speaker 1: and the pineapple's up top upside down, apparently that means
Speaker 1: they want to go home with you.
Speaker 2: Well, that's an Adirondack chair too. If you keep Adirondack
Speaker 2: chairs outside of your house, that means that maybe you
Speaker 2: are enjoying the presence of another couple in your bedroom. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: Arondack chairs. What exactly is an Adirondack chair. It's the
Speaker 2: one that's like it uh, like lattice. I'll just get
Speaker 2: a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you talk. I'm kind of out of things to say.
Speaker 2: Adirondack chair.
Speaker 1: We're closing in on thirty minutes here on this episode
Speaker 1: of bowld Chat. We know you like them long, so
Speaker 1: thanks like when.
Speaker 2: You it's it looks like this. This is an't Adirondack.
Speaker 2: That's me not of wood.
Speaker 1: I can't see it. Can you hold it up? Oh?
Speaker 1: I have two of those, three of those in my backyard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your backyard's fine if you don't.
Speaker 1: Put it on the porch, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Yes, because if you kept them on your porch, you
Speaker 2: might get like taters, Hey, can we come over?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that may not be the worst thing
Speaker 1: in the world. What you would like adult trick or
Speaker 1: treaters on Halloween? Sure, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You'd
Speaker 1: get people not on Halloween coming to your door asking
Speaker 1: to hang out. Oh I see, maybe with whipped cream
Speaker 1: underwear on speaking of can I read the late Wait?
Speaker 1: What whip cream underwear?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That wouldn't last very long.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm saying. You get a knock on
Speaker 2: the door in the middle of I don't know, December,
Speaker 2: and you'd be like, oh, is it my chairs?
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Speaker 2: We love it.
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, did I just end the show?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh god, Now we can't reverse it. The curse can't
Speaker 1: be reversed, say clink backwards?
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Look all right, so well let's at that. Let's just
Speaker 1: end it there. Then how about that? Okay, because a
Speaker 1: half hour episode is nice.
Speaker 2: It is it's a full half hour.
Speaker 1: It is a full half hour, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So and these things have been like almost live lately,
Speaker 1: which I think is pretty cool because we just recorded
Speaker 1: this yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is fine. You could be more topical, yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly, although we did nothing topical today whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Hey, did you see the giants? They did well at
Speaker 2: the football.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did. Actually they lost so to
Speaker 1: the Jets.
Speaker 2: Oh darn, another week, another Gridiron Gang. My fantasy team
Speaker 2: wins next week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to this exciting episode of ball Chat.
Speaker 1: Until we see you next Wednesday, hopefully say clink Andrew click.
Speaker 1: It's no sports talk here, just if that's what you
Speaker 1: came here looking for. They will never be sports talk
Speaker 1: on this morning show on this NBA starting up? Did
Speaker 1: I say morning show on this podcast?
Speaker 2: T The NBA is kicking up a new season.
Speaker 1: No, they're just about donepe.
Speaker 2: No, the NBA starts now.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, though they were almost over.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: How do you know these things?
Speaker 2: Because basketball is always like a winter sport with hockey baseball.
Speaker 1: Football too is winter.
Speaker 2: They ended like February, the more end of summer to
Speaker 2: fall into early or early January slash February. Basketball goes
Speaker 2: all the way until May.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And baseball is like made of what November or mister
Speaker 2: November yeah or miss October something like mister Reggie Jackson's
Speaker 2: mister something sports