Speaker 1: Second date of day. You know that's saying women like
Speaker 1: bad boys. Oh yeah, everyone's heard it. But is it true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not true because everything. Yeah, well, I mean there is
Speaker 1: different types of bad boys, like you have the jay
Speaker 1: Walkers and the jay Stalkers. Oh my gosh, I've kind
Speaker 1: of bad. But where's the scale? Where's the line? I
Speaker 1: want to know because we're talking to a guy today
Speaker 1: for a second date who's an admitted smuggler, whoa I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him bad boy James. Let's talk to a James.
Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm doing all right? How about you? Guys? Wait,
Speaker 1: are you like, are you like a current smuggler? Are
Speaker 1: we talking ex convict here? It was kind of unclear
Speaker 1: from your email, Like I'm assuming rare, priceless artifacts that
Speaker 1: you're smuggling into the country. Oh my god, Well it's
Speaker 1: more like, you know, smuggling candy into a movie theater.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe we got a little blown, so I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like you on that one. You carry a big purse. Two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, a huge one, and you'll pit the popcorn
Speaker 1: in the air, all the darkness inside of you, and
Speaker 1: I kind of like it. But let's talk to you
Speaker 1: about the woman that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tara? All right, Tara? What dark web website?
Speaker 1: Did you meet her on? What dark web? We'll keep
Speaker 1: that secret for now, you know, okay, all right, but
Speaker 1: it was online. Yeah, we met online. We met online
Speaker 1: and right away when I start a profile, was like,
Speaker 1: she had this gorgeous smile. That's nice. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: just something about her. And so we decided to go
Speaker 1: on a date. And we're trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: to do, and we're like, oh, let's see dinner in
Speaker 1: a movie. But we decided to reverse it, you know,
Speaker 1: like we go see movie first, then go to dinner afterwards.
Speaker 1: That Oh my god, another bad boy thing for Jeffrey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't play by anybody's movie. Tell me more person. It
Speaker 1: was Mattenee. I take it, James, walk me through that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a matten ear anything. It was a regular
Speaker 1: time movie. Just because you know, sometimes I get nervous
Speaker 1: and then you can have that like there's a fallback,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, what do you mean as a fack? Well,
Speaker 1: like if you don't know what to say next, or
Speaker 1: things gets maybe a little awkward positive and me you
Speaker 1: just be like, hey, so the movie, you know, and
Speaker 1: you just kind of have that experience to talk about
Speaker 1: during dinner. It's actually that's actually pretty smart. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it tell us about it. How did the date go
Speaker 1: with the movie. Well, it was cool because in her
Speaker 1: profile she mentioned one thing that she really likes chocolate.
Speaker 1: So I decided that I would speak and you know,
Speaker 1: some chocolate or whatever like that's the smuggling. So wait
Speaker 1: till the movie starts and not kind of whisper like, hey,
Speaker 1: check it out. I got some chocolate, like bust out
Speaker 1: some min amas and stuff. That's actually really cool. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you love that. Okay, Yeah, it was cool. It
Speaker 1: was cool. It actually maybe it almost kind of backfighted
Speaker 1: Withoo because like she wasn't quite talking as much because
Speaker 1: she was eating M and M's girl. I have a
Speaker 1: question for the ladies in the room. Does it look
Speaker 1: I say his words, it look cheap like he smuggled
Speaker 1: candy when he could have bought candy rab my mind, brilliant.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so. I think it looks smart.
Speaker 1: I think if you're smuggling bringing something better like Ben
Speaker 1: and Jerry's, I don't Okay, So it's not a big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he said that. Tera seemed into it, seemed
Speaker 1: to like that as a little. So after the movie
Speaker 1: had a dinner go. Dinner was great. It was like
Speaker 1: I thought, that's really where think kind of started to
Speaker 1: take stride and you know, be really good. We just
Speaker 1: have bops, a great conversation and we're just sharing a
Speaker 1: lot about our lives, just getting you know each other
Speaker 1: and everything. And then the waiter came around to take
Speaker 1: like her order and I ordered. You were like to
Speaker 1: bring the dinner first appetizers at the end, I'm bad.
Speaker 1: We don't play this game. We want you too. What
Speaker 1: happened when the waiter came there? Did something weird happened? So,
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I don't know, but I so I
Speaker 1: ordered a hamburger. Okay. She was kind of like you're
Speaker 1: ordering a hamburger okay, you know, just kind of yah
Speaker 1: fushing a little bit, and I was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if she was one of those
Speaker 1: like meat snop kind of people, or like a vegetarian maybe,
Speaker 1: or you know, I didn't really want to get into it,
Speaker 1: so I didn't want to make things awkward. But or
Speaker 1: maybe she was just planning to share your fries, so
Speaker 1: I avoided that kind of awkward moment. And then the
Speaker 1: waiter brought the food and everything, and she had like
Speaker 1: this pasta dish with what looked like a bunch of vegetables.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I'm not really that into veggies
Speaker 1: at all. Like I did watch somebod of vegetable I
Speaker 1: was like eleven years old. My mom put like brown
Speaker 1: sugar on my squash or something. Did you say the
Speaker 1: last time you had a vegetable? Is your Are your
Speaker 1: organs working over? Just fine? I'm not a vegetable guy
Speaker 1: at all. I just bro, you have a zero fiber diet.
Speaker 1: Your body needs them. But we'll get into that like
Speaker 1: an off air subject. Yeah, so dinner ends and everything.
Speaker 1: The one just fine, really, and then I kind of
Speaker 1: do the whole should we go back to my place?
Speaker 1: And I just got shut down, like cold shut down.
Speaker 1: Oh no boy. Yeah. And then since then I've texted
Speaker 1: her a couple of times and haven't heard anything back
Speaker 1: at Also just kind of coming to these guys now
Speaker 1: because I'm scratching my head out on the what's up?
Speaker 1: That's a pretty long date already, like a movie and
Speaker 1: owner then then hang out again. It's kind of clinging.
Speaker 1: Are you texting it from one of your smuggler burner
Speaker 1: phones or is this from your regular number with my
Speaker 1: burner phones? Well, then I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Let's try and figure this out for you, man, the
Speaker 1: stolen chocolate game is you know it's gonna be careful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll find out. If that's it. We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back. We'll call terif for you and try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update. Okay, all right, sounds good,
Speaker 1: Hold on it second, James. You know I have to
Speaker 1: do it what I have to play the song? Because
Speaker 1: James is a self confessed bad James. He doesn't play
Speaker 1: by the rules. No, when he does dinner and a
Speaker 1: movie date, he goes rogue and says, hey, we're doing
Speaker 1: movie First, he smuggles candy into that theater, and then
Speaker 1: when they tell everybody to turn your cell phones off,
Speaker 1: James only turns his to vibrate. He doesn't care. He's
Speaker 1: a rebel, he's bad boy James, and all this rebel
Speaker 1: wants right now is another date with a hottie that
Speaker 1: he met named Tara. James, I bet you crossed the street.
Speaker 1: Even when that little red handed thing is flashing at you,
Speaker 1: don't you oh you know, and I'm a jaywalker, you
Speaker 1: know that's right. He still looks both ways before it crosses.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's bad, he's not an idiot. But I
Speaker 1: think we should all try and chant a little bit
Speaker 1: of bad boy right now when we call Tara and
Speaker 1: convince her to go out with him one more time. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: if you keep this up, Tara's not going to know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. But if you talk about James
Speaker 1: is a bad boy, you sound like a really nice dude. Jaymes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I am. Okay, Yeah, I mean we're getting
Speaker 1: a little out of control with it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's fun. I think today the darkest souls always
Speaker 1: seemed the nicest on the outside. Yeah, that's why you
Speaker 1: want to tell yourself. Okay, maybe I don't tell don't
Speaker 1: tell her that though, when you're trying to get her
Speaker 1: to go back out with me. All right, we'll save
Speaker 1: that for the end. All right, we're gonna dial teras number.
Speaker 1: You ready, man, I'm ready? Okay, here we go, Hi, Tara, Hey, Tara,
Speaker 1: how you doing? My name is jeff from the radio
Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Are you calling from
Speaker 1: the radio? Yeah? We were you expecting my call? No? No? Um? Okay, Hi, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What is this? This is a segment
Speaker 1: that we do call the Second Date Updates, where we
Speaker 1: help our listeners reach out to people that they've gone
Speaker 1: out with recently but they're having trouble getting ahold of
Speaker 1: them again. I feel like I've heard of this before.
Speaker 1: I feel I've heard of the show. Okay, all a sudden,
Speaker 1: she's our favorite. I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it standards. It's fine. We do sound
Speaker 1: kind of thirsty right now, So we're not the only ones,
Speaker 1: that's true. We are calling on behalf of one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named James. Oh James. Yeah, yeah, I did
Speaker 1: go on a date with James. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what did you think of James? Just like overall nice guy,
Speaker 1: kind of a bad boy somewhere in between. He's definitely
Speaker 1: a sweetie. You know, sweeties are some of the worst
Speaker 1: candies out there. I see what you're saying, So, Jo,
Speaker 1: you thought he was really nice at least? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely a sweet souls people like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is good, but it's usually like what you call
Speaker 1: somebody who's like you're a little brother or something, not
Speaker 1: necessarily someone you want to date. Yeah, like a sweet guy.
Speaker 1: You're right, I'm curious. What did James tell you, guys?
Speaker 1: He just gave us an overview that there was dinner
Speaker 1: in a movie and he surprised you by bringing in
Speaker 1: some M and m's from the outside, which you know
Speaker 1: outside Yea, yeah, that's true. He did. He did bring
Speaker 1: in some M and ms, which actually are my favorite
Speaker 1: movie candies. Perfect, So he scored with that part, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was great. You know. I love to
Speaker 1: bring in my own snacks too, Like, no, super thoughtful,
Speaker 1: but it's just kind of the other weird thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know. But he also brought um, well what he
Speaker 1: said was he like kind of WHI for, like it
Speaker 1: was a secret music. I also bought drinks in, thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna kind of get some liquid courage here and
Speaker 1: and kind of liven things up. Maybe he had like
Speaker 1: little airplane meaning bottles or whatever. I thought we're gonna
Speaker 1: spike or photos or something perfect. That sounds so James
Speaker 1: right now. Well, the funny thing was he had a
Speaker 1: jacket like when those jackets with the inside pockets, and
Speaker 1: he opens up his inside pocket like he's about to
Speaker 1: pull out a flask. Yeah, he pulled out too warm.
Speaker 1: First of all, Capri sons, you know those drinks that
Speaker 1: gole like in kids like lunchables. Yeah, we're very familiar
Speaker 1: with Anybody that doesn't like the pre sons is the communist? James?
Speaker 1: Are you on this call right now that you I
Speaker 1: don't know what do you would want me to bring? Yeah? Defensive?
Speaker 1: That obviously is James on the other line, he's been listening.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to wait, James, but I guess you know
Speaker 1: you don't listen to the rules. So we're going to
Speaker 1: jump in whenever you want that. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you like, I mean, come on, wow, okay, place of all? Hi? Um, yeah, hi,
Speaker 1: But I don't have any problem with Capri sons. Like
Speaker 1: you know, it was a great kind of throwback. It
Speaker 1: was just an interesting choice as all. I just didn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting um Capri. Who would expect Capri sons? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I thought it was pretty
Speaker 1: cool myself yeah, I mean wild cherry rush, wild cherry rush,
Speaker 1: wild cherry run. Hold out. We're asking you why you're
Speaker 1: not calling James back. It's because he brought Capri sons
Speaker 1: and you thought that's not Is that really the reason? No, No,
Speaker 1: definitely not. It wasn't just like a free sense. It
Speaker 1: was just there was some things James that I felt like, maybe, Okay,
Speaker 1: when we went to dinner and you ordered, I mean
Speaker 1: that bat menu was pretty great, like they had some
Speaker 1: good He's on there, and I just kind of felt
Speaker 1: like your palette was maybe a little um simpler or yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to say. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love food tonight and I like people that like
Speaker 1: to have fine dining experiences and a plain hamburger with ketchup.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was kind of getting you know what,
Speaker 1: You know what, Taren, you know what, Terry, it feels
Speaker 1: like you were treating me a lot like my parents
Speaker 1: did after college, and then he sold me behind need
Speaker 1: to just grow up. Okay, I mean, how you make
Speaker 1: that joke right now? You're exactly right. I did feel
Speaker 1: a little bit like your put your napkin on your lap.
Speaker 1: I mean, who does that? Why do you have to
Speaker 1: be reminded to put your napkin on your lap? You
Speaker 1: had to tell him to put his napkin on his lap. Yes,
Speaker 1: there was like stuff dripping oliver his lap. And so
Speaker 1: it's like it's like less of a bad boy and
Speaker 1: more like a just like a child, like a boy,
Speaker 1: just a boy, a boy. Yeah no, and then would
Speaker 1: have been okay. But then James like, here's a hot tip.
Speaker 1: You don't have to show people your pictures on your
Speaker 1: photo album of all your lego creations. I gotta say
Speaker 1: that wasn't exactly a turn off. Oh you're showing her
Speaker 1: pictures of lego sets, you know what? Yeah, come down
Speaker 1: off your pedestal. They're okay. Why those lego sets are
Speaker 1: really hard to build? All right? They are. I know
Speaker 1: I can't do the fourteenth plus yet I'm just more
Speaker 1: comfortable with the twelve months, all right. I thought you
Speaker 1: were talking about the adult lego sets that costs like
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars. Listen, some day I'm gonna get to those.
Speaker 1: I'll be an expert, I'm sure, because I try really hard.
Speaker 1: But that day's not today. I'll get to those. We'll
Speaker 1: see Tara look at that he has goals for himself. Okay,
Speaker 1: he wants to one day work his way up to
Speaker 1: the fourteen and over legos. I can't be the girl
Speaker 1: that's waiting around for him to get to the millennium
Speaker 1: falcon set. You know, I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get there. I mean, James, you can kind of see
Speaker 1: from her perspective how you came off as a little immature.
Speaker 1: You right. You know, if I wanted to get nag
Speaker 1: like this, sod y'all, I would just go upstairs? Os upstairs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's upstairs? James? My mom? No, are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: With your parents? Yeah? Just for now. Looking, I got
Speaker 1: laid off, not fired, Not that you would know the difference,
Speaker 1: but I got laid off. Yeah, that's all right. That happens.
Speaker 1: That happens. It's just all of the things put together
Speaker 1: that's hard to stomach. It's not living with your parents
Speaker 1: that I'm sure is the issue, right Tara. Uh, James,
Speaker 1: you told me you have roommates. Okay, did not say
Speaker 1: that your roommates for your parents. They are my roommates.
Speaker 1: I get the whole basement to myself. I can just
Speaker 1: play on my legos everywhere like that. I can have
Speaker 1: friends whenever I wanted. It's only temporary. It's only temporary. Eye.
Speaker 1: It was it was your mom that bought the Capri
Speaker 1: suns that you brought to the movie theater, wasn't it you?
Speaker 1: AUCTU think I'm a bad boy. That is a bad
Speaker 1: boy thing. I get straight out of her purse while
Speaker 1: she was napping. Didn't even know the doctor tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you guys kind of getting the picture here? Do
Speaker 1: you see this? Like? This is pretty much the reason
Speaker 1: why I didn't call him back. Okay, but but there's
Speaker 1: always chances for redemption with a bad boy, you can
Speaker 1: always reform them. And this is going to be your opportunity,
Speaker 1: because we'd like to send you on another date with
Speaker 1: bad boy James. Lovingly, I don't want a bad boy.
Speaker 1: I'm really more interested in a man, So I think
Speaker 1: that it's going to be a pass for me. But
Speaker 1: I think that maybe James should try dating like someone
Speaker 1: much younger, like much more on his level, like maybe
Speaker 1: a high schooler or like that's illegal now, Karen, Now
Speaker 1: you're the bad boy here. I don't have time for
Speaker 1: you anyway, sir. I got legos to build whatever he's
Speaker 1: not even gonna fall the instruction and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: morning