Speaker 1: What are empty calories?
Speaker 2: Empty calories are drinking alcohols taking one bite of cereal
Speaker 2: six different times for two different episodes.
Speaker 1: Empty calories. They're actual calories?
Speaker 2: No, no meaning you wasted them. You wasted like two
Speaker 2: hundred calories.
Speaker 1: Whole life is a waste of calories.
Speaker 3: It's to guys with us bone just a bollet his food.
Speaker 3: The review is there the wheels for you? What is
Speaker 3: Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, there's cereals
Speaker 3: are just okay? It's guys with us bom just a
Speaker 3: bat to'll be arguing about practice.
Speaker 2: What do they know?
Speaker 3: There are ready with all that post and you get
Speaker 3: to hear that's like, bet.
Speaker 1: You hello Andrew, Oh hi Scott, welcome back to the
Speaker 1: big city.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Gotta be here Andrew by my side. It's Serial Killers,
Speaker 1: episode one thirty nine. Welcome to September. It's Friday, September fourth.
Speaker 2: And Scott's rocking a I give up on life.
Speaker 1: Look, yeah, we gotta understand. I kind of roll out
Speaker 1: of bed at three fifty two every morning it's dark.
Speaker 1: I just kind of put on whatever. Usually I lay
Speaker 1: my clothes out the night before, but not today.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you wear sweat shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just wearing gym shorts and it's much easier
Speaker 1: to tie than button, you know, so I just I
Speaker 1: tied today. I'm wearing a gym shun tie them, some
Speaker 1: flip flops, yeah, and a nineteen ninety five silver chair
Speaker 1: Zer one hundred shirt.
Speaker 2: And boxers because when you lift it up your shirt,
Speaker 2: you're wearing your Yeah, they look like Parture tam Man
Speaker 2: Child boxers.
Speaker 1: They're Abercrombie. Man, it's it's.
Speaker 2: Cool even more manchild.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you like going in Tabercrombie don't? Don't. Don't do
Speaker 2: it make that heppy with anything? Stun don't don't.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel skinny and young. But I also
Speaker 1: can't stand the smell because they spray colone on everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know when you missed the that Abercrombie has
Speaker 2: not hip and cool, but that train sailed or sorry,
Speaker 2: rode off into the sunset. That's fine twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it makes me feel young and
Speaker 1: skinny going in there, seeing all the you know, thin models. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, can we go and eat because I need
Speaker 1: to get into some shorts. What You're already in your shorts,
Speaker 1: I know, but I need to untie them. So let's eat.
Speaker 2: This is your eating outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was not happy with the scale this morning,
Speaker 1: but you know, it is what it is, as they say.
Speaker 1: So this episode is going to be called new and improved.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I already can tell what's happening, what it's
Speaker 2: going to be like when you brought out the uh
Speaker 2: what was the last cereal?
Speaker 1: We did the Cookie Crisp, but with the thirty percent
Speaker 1: more ches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be all cereals we already tried, but
Speaker 2: they say on the box it's new and improved.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and you know what, I also didn't have
Speaker 1: time for today that I was going to do. You
Speaker 1: could have made it much easier for me, but still
Speaker 1: haven't done it. I was going to go back on
Speaker 1: the cereal list.
Speaker 2: I gotta get that website up.
Speaker 1: And you've been saying that since ten episode go.
Speaker 2: Well, technically it's September and I did say it would
Speaker 2: be done by the end of August. So oh, it's
Speaker 2: up online now why don't you just go check it? Scott?
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Serial KILLERSPC dot com O?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go check it right now. Oh,
Speaker 1: So what I was saying is I really wish I
Speaker 1: could have looked. I just think I took us off
Speaker 1: the air. I really wish I could have looked to
Speaker 1: see the ratings that we gave these cereals originally.
Speaker 2: Well you can at serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1: All right, So I got a package from Post Consumer
Speaker 1: Brands about a week ago. You know, all these serial
Speaker 1: influencers get boxes from them. Although they did skip us
Speaker 1: on the Dunkin Cereal and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: But it's okay because Duncan took over, like was more
Speaker 2: in charge of that one.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with it. The name is just licensed,
Speaker 1: that's all. It is, just like the cereal that I'm
Speaker 1: about to pull out of the cereal sack.
Speaker 2: I already can see it. You didn't really have to
Speaker 2: pull anything.
Speaker 1: It is reintroduced from Post Chips Ahoy Cereal.
Speaker 2: I remember we didn't really love this one.
Speaker 1: Right, we didn't, and perhaps that's why they reformulated it.
Speaker 1: It says new cookie Cereal flavor, love it or it's free.
Speaker 1: You know who else uses that line? Maultimeal that's right,
Speaker 1: also made by posts very good Andrew, you've learned something.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we did this cereal with Gandhi a few episodes.
Speaker 2: Well we did a cookie yeah, back in the beginning.
Speaker 1: We did a cookie episode and was this and it
Speaker 1: was the other cookie crisp and some other maybe cookie
Speaker 1: cookie type cereal. So here's all the paperwork that we
Speaker 1: got from Post and they give us little recipes. You
Speaker 1: can make chips of hoy cereal mini ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 1: That sounds like fun. Hello, they're cereal, lover, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to read the whole.
Speaker 2: Love, I'm sorry, but those cereal very little are not big.
Speaker 2: How small is the cereal?
Speaker 1: You're just appetizers. They're appetizers and you use a tiny
Speaker 1: little DEMI, what is that spoon called the really little teaspoon?
Speaker 1: Not a teaspoon, it's a really little.
Speaker 2: Right, almost like the one that used to crack an
Speaker 2: egg like a fancy fresh restaurant, sure French, not fresh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the one. You know, it's like in a little you
Speaker 2: get an egg and you have to like tap it
Speaker 2: to open it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's what it's for.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, because they make the actual tray for
Speaker 2: an egg that you open up. Okay, do you not
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about. People even eat hard boiled
Speaker 2: eggs out of it sometimes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: a tiny little.
Speaker 2: Spoon, I know. But that same tiny little spoon is
Speaker 2: also used to crack eggs open. Oh. I don't know
Speaker 2: why this is stressful to you. I'm just explaining, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, your butt crack is why hanging out? All right?
Speaker 2: So a lot of fresh air happening over there, and
Speaker 2: because of that, we're gonna use one percent milk today
Speaker 2: because I'm trying to stay fit and trim. You texted
Speaker 2: me earlier saying you gave up exercising. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: it's too hot to ride my bike? Is that what
Speaker 2: happens when you're forty three forty four through? I did
Speaker 2: get a sweet new bike from Priority Bikes. Uh, there
Speaker 2: is company in the city here. And I won the
Speaker 2: bike from iHeartMedia. Wow.
Speaker 1: You know what do they call that? The like the
Speaker 1: entertainment team nowstays the party team.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I entered and I won it. I'm very
Speaker 1: Excited's priority of bicycles I'm having to put together right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ride nice good for you. I mean, I
Speaker 1: do have my Shwin from nineteen ninety seven that I've
Speaker 1: been riding for I don't know, thirty plus years. Still works,
Speaker 1: But new bike nw me.
Speaker 2: You're gonna ride it to dairy Queen? Who are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Dairy Queen's a little far. Maybe I'll ride it to Wendy's.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go one, two, three.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: This is good. I don't think we had the same
Speaker 1: reaction to the other one.
Speaker 2: No, this tastes like old cookie crisp. Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 2: you that, and I like it. Yeah, I give his
Speaker 2: four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: This tastes like Ralston cookie crisp. What's Ralston? Right?
Speaker 2: You said it, not me?
Speaker 1: Well, it was you saying it. I was saying it
Speaker 1: as you because you were gonna say it. Okay, do
Speaker 1: we have the old one? I'm just looking at the
Speaker 1: Cereal vault.
Speaker 2: It's not a vault, it is. It's a shelf. It's
Speaker 2: a disgusting shelf with old, stale cereal. When are you
Speaker 2: gonna let it go? Take the high school ring off,
Speaker 2: let your cereal babies go. Yeah, we don't have the
Speaker 2: old one because it was you know, maybe it's not
Speaker 2: on the shelf. Maybe it's in the stack of cereal
Speaker 2: you have in the corner.
Speaker 1: No, that's all newer stuff. Okay, I'm also gonna get
Speaker 1: four balls in a spoon. I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, that was good.
Speaker 1: I guess we don't have to get it for free
Speaker 1: because we love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Highly recommend the new post original chips a hoy
Speaker 2: Cereal New and Approved. Yeah, delicious.
Speaker 1: I might make cookie ash cream sandwiches with them later.
Speaker 2: Have a great time with that. When you spoon out
Speaker 2: like a small serving of ice cream, a dollop of
Speaker 2: ice cream, you can't even dollop it.
Speaker 1: No, you need to use the demispoon. Is that what
Speaker 1: it's called? Can you look it up?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Can you do something? You're on your phone constantly? Can
Speaker 1: you just look like looking?
Speaker 2: If I picked up my phone to look up what
Speaker 2: the spoon was called before you announced that I could,
Speaker 2: you would have been like, uh, here we go, well
Speaker 2: taking out your phone. Yes, it's a demi spoon. Yay.
Speaker 1: So I was trolling around the aisle yesterday in the
Speaker 1: supermarket because I needed more than one new and improved cereal.
Speaker 1: So I found another with a little banner on the
Speaker 1: front of it. This one says now with more real cocoa.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could also use this for eggs. No
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no horn spoons.
Speaker 1: Those are the bigger ones. Man horn spoon, the demispoon.
Speaker 1: If you put an egg on it, that would be
Speaker 1: like a balancing contest like at field Day.
Speaker 2: You don't put the egg on the spoon. What the
Speaker 2: egg comes and it's a little silver thing and it
Speaker 2: holds the egg.
Speaker 1: I know what an egg holder looks like. And you
Speaker 1: go tick tick with the spoon.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then why were you going to egg competition
Speaker 2: on a spoon? I don't Kellogg's chocolate frosted flakes now
Speaker 2: with more real cocoa.
Speaker 1: Andrew, look how excited Tony is great? It is great.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know if I liked this one
Speaker 2: chocolate frosted flakes of corn de mais.
Speaker 1: You love that?
Speaker 2: I do like when you say things like that.
Speaker 1: So more cocoa is always good, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be uh interesting.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact. Oh m, it smells quite cocoly.
Speaker 2: After this episode?
Speaker 1: Are we going to do like weight Watchers?
Speaker 2: No, that's for you. I was gonna.
Speaker 1: Say, sorry, ww go on.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, are we doing any
Speaker 2: not old rehash ceials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the next episode, Okay, go ahead. When we
Speaker 1: get an episode one.
Speaker 2: Great, I can't wait until we start getting into the
Speaker 2: two hundreds because then it'll be the Scotti's Weights episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some funny stuff. So you know, it's because
Speaker 1: we're on still vacation this week. Today's the last day
Speaker 1: of vacation for us. So I just figured instead of
Speaker 1: doing the replay of episode two, which I think we
Speaker 1: should still do because people want to hear it, because
Speaker 1: you can't figure out how to get a backup on
Speaker 1: the platforms. I don't know why, So we're just going
Speaker 1: to do the new and improved episode. So's it's kind
Speaker 1: of lazy, but not so much because we're actually doing stuff.
Speaker 1: If that makes sense now I get it. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't even want to come in today. You blew me
Speaker 1: off multiple times this week.
Speaker 2: Shut you're multiple I wanted. I try to reschedule to Friday,
Speaker 2: and you go tentatively, just tentatively that means yes. And
Speaker 2: so then you message me on Thursday night saying see
Speaker 2: you tomorrow, pal. Ye've never followed up, and then I said, uh, okay,
Speaker 2: can we just do Monday because We're already ahead several episodes,
Speaker 2: and I was going to come in next week anyway
Speaker 2: to help you record.
Speaker 1: Are you speaking?
Speaker 2: I am speaking, so some of these if you actually
Speaker 2: open up your ears, you'd be able to hear me.
Speaker 1: Some of these flakes are not completely codd, which I
Speaker 1: find strange. If there's more cocoa.
Speaker 2: You're cereallessly obsessed.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: You gave me too many. I take one bite of
Speaker 2: the cereal. Why do you give me so much to waste?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it tastes like there's more coco,
Speaker 1: it tastes like a different kind of coco.
Speaker 2: Oh mam, math club you think so mm hmm hu
Speaker 2: I like it. That's really gub. I'm gonna give us
Speaker 2: four balls.
Speaker 1: See and I kind of disagree. That'sh The lushas kind
Speaker 1: of disagree. I don't love it. I do. I wish
Speaker 1: this one was love it or it's free, but I
Speaker 1: bought that one. I give it three bowls.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Now Here out of the Cereal vault is chocolate frosted
Speaker 1: flakes with marshmallows. Okay, but I'm wondering if like the flakes.
Speaker 2: You know it's going to be stale. Why are you
Speaker 2: doing this?
Speaker 1: It's good until August thirty. First, dude, that was last week.
Speaker 2: Do you remember how disgusting?
Speaker 1: Put your hand out.
Speaker 2: I don't want to try old.
Speaker 1: It's not old. Put your hand out.
Speaker 2: It's soggy. You're right because for some reason the cereal
Speaker 2: turns soggy.
Speaker 1: Don't crunch you. I don't know. I like to coco
Speaker 1: on the old one better.
Speaker 2: No, I like this new one.
Speaker 1: Well to each his own, as they say, yes, what
Speaker 1: wasn't even mean?
Speaker 2: Different strokes like different?
Speaker 1: Oh, different strokes? Now the world don't move different drum
Speaker 1: different might ride for you, not be ride for some
Speaker 1: A man is bored. He's a man of means.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to take you to the bike shop.
Speaker 2: Oh you're surprised I knew that episode. Huh cut you
Speaker 2: off guard.
Speaker 1: It's only because I had mentioned it once before.
Speaker 2: No, I know the bike episode. Everybody knows the bike episode.
Speaker 2: Are you an Adelaide or a Pearl? Okay that I
Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking exactly, so weird.
Speaker 1: Adelaide was the original Maid cool, and then Pearl took
Speaker 1: over great, and then Sam came and messed everything up.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Who Sam?
Speaker 2: Seriously, who is saying the.
Speaker 1: Little redhead kid? We got one more. I scoured the
Speaker 1: aisles for new and approved stuff Goward, and I found
Speaker 1: another one that had a thing on it that said stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and grab it.
Speaker 2: Oh, corn pops?
Speaker 1: You love color pops?
Speaker 2: Corn pop?
Speaker 1: What does that say?
Speaker 2: Right there?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 2: Crunchy sweetness?
Speaker 1: More crunchy sweetness. I'm in And you couldn't think that
Speaker 1: it would get any sweeter?
Speaker 2: Is that even possible? I, to be honest, don't think
Speaker 2: it's that sweet.
Speaker 1: No, how come here, it's just corn pops. And it
Speaker 1: doesn't say mayse pops on this one.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh down here cereal day maise end duel zodough great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean sweetened corn cereal.
Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't have as much of a zing
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: Look, they got a rock band on the back as
Speaker 1: a whole thing going on. I like this. There's lots
Speaker 1: of things to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kellogg's I feel like always has good boxes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know I took a trip to Battle
Speaker 1: Creek one time. Oh boy here I was a consultant
Speaker 1: on their box art.
Speaker 2: Great Yeah, anybody consulting you for anything should be very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Now these look a bit darker than the original pop
Speaker 1: because they're cooked. Gotta have them pops cooked with more sugar.
Speaker 1: They're not cooked baked, thank you deep fried. I think
Speaker 1: they're popped, right. I wonder if they actually scott they're
Speaker 1: not real corn?
Speaker 2: Well, I would be inter I'm sure I could find
Speaker 2: it on TikTok. What how they make corn pops?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a machine that spits them out.
Speaker 2: No, but like, I'm sure there's someone who's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to show you how to make homemade corn pops.
Speaker 1: Now here's the cool thing. I got an original old box.
Speaker 1: What you just rolled your eyes so big? I want
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to taste the difference. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I got this gas station package of the old ones. No,
Speaker 1: they do look the same. It was my theory out
Speaker 1: the window. But we're gonna have to try both of them.
Speaker 2: Differences troops, difference troops, oh Scrookes, and different strokes.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't end like that. It's through the world
Speaker 1: ready more sweet crunchiness.
Speaker 2: Corn pop classic four balls. There's nothing sweet more sweet
Speaker 2: about it. They're delicious corn pops and they get five balls.
Speaker 1: Let's try this one just for S and g's. Let's
Speaker 1: try this one.
Speaker 2: Look back, what's s and G's and giggles? Oh you
Speaker 2: have to bleep the S word?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 2: Otherwise then I have to mark this podcast episode is explicit.
Speaker 1: Now we don't do that.
Speaker 2: This is a family friendly podcast.
Speaker 1: Try that one, Try the old one, and then try
Speaker 1: the new one again. Ready old I would say the
Speaker 1: new ones actually are sweeter. I don't taste that, I do,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: No, they're the same thing.
Speaker 1: I think the new one's a little sweeter.
Speaker 2: Okay, I disagree. Okay, they taste the same. It's the
Speaker 2: same cereal. I don't be afraid that it says more sweetness.
Speaker 1: How about I read the sugar content?
Speaker 2: I mean, sure, go for it.
Speaker 1: The old one total sugars six grams and added sugars
Speaker 1: twelve percent. Let's see here sugars on the new one. God,
Speaker 1: they don't make it easy to read. They don't want
Speaker 1: you to know.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to help you?
Speaker 1: No? Total sugars fifteen grams. There's more. There's a lot
Speaker 1: more sugar in here.
Speaker 2: That's almost scary. A sweeter Well, wait, We also have
Speaker 2: to keep in mind the size of that is different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the serving size is probably the same. Let's
Speaker 1: say serving size twenty one grams. I can't read it.
Speaker 1: It's in so many languages.
Speaker 2: Can I just look at the box for you.
Speaker 1: Serving size forty grams? Yeah, so it's manie one or
Speaker 1: two grams more of it. That's a big math problem.
Speaker 1: I can't deal with it.
Speaker 2: You really can't double the number. Thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. I hope you have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening back Monday with an all new
Speaker 1: episode and an all new cereal.
Speaker 2: Please tell me you're not homeschooling your children.
Speaker 1: Well, what's going to happen is school is going to
Speaker 1: open this week. Yeah, and everyone's going to go back
Speaker 1: for a week, and then all the schools are going
Speaker 1: to get shut down.
Speaker 2: Please tell me you're not homeschooling your field.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to, but I have my
Speaker 1: feeling that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: God. The fact that you could not double a number
Speaker 2: scares me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't double. It was a much different serving size.
Speaker 2: It was twenty one. No was the serving size. The
Speaker 2: other one was forty, so you just double it.
Speaker 1: No, that's not double dude, there's another digit there, twenty
Speaker 1: one double is forty two not forty? Yes?
Speaker 2: And what was the serving size on that one? I
Speaker 2: care O?
Speaker 1: Good weekend it? Oh my es. Listen to us. You
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Speaker 1: If it's not done, I would like you to blow
Speaker 1: up Andrew please for the Lord Andrew and all the children.
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Speaker 1: Blow it up. If it's not done yet, please listen.
Speaker 2: Whenever anybody now is going to say where's the list? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're going to get redirected to serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2: Because when I did the list the first time, everyone
Speaker 2: said it was too hard to read and they did
Speaker 2: not like it.
Speaker 1: What kind of stupid thing was that?
Speaker 2: You're an awful human. Was it your mean, your belittle
Speaker 2: and this episode can end now? Crunch crunch, Wow, the
Speaker 2: milk is great, and the great shut up.