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<v Speaker 1>What are empty calories?

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<v Speaker 2>Empty calories are drinking alcohols taking one bite of cereal

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<v Speaker 2>six different times for two different episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Empty calories. They're actual calories?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no meaning you wasted them. You wasted like two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred calories.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole life is a waste of calories.

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<v Speaker 3>It's to guys with us bone just a bollet his food.

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<v Speaker 3>The review is there the wheels for you? What is

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<v Speaker 3>Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, there's cereals

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<v Speaker 3>are just okay? It's guys with us bom just a

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<v Speaker 3>bat to'll be arguing about practice.

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<v Speaker 2>What do they know?

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<v Speaker 3>There are ready with all that post and you get

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<v Speaker 3>to hear that's like, bet.

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<v Speaker 1>You hello Andrew, Oh hi Scott, welcome back to the

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<v Speaker 1>big city.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be here Andrew by my side. It's Serial Killers,

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<v Speaker 1>episode one thirty nine. Welcome to September. It's Friday, September fourth.

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<v Speaker 2>And Scott's rocking a I give up on life.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, yeah, we gotta understand. I kind of roll out

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<v Speaker 1>of bed at three fifty two every morning it's dark.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of put on whatever. Usually I lay

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<v Speaker 1>my clothes out the night before, but not today.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen you wear sweat shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just wearing gym shorts and it's much easier

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<v Speaker 1>to tie than button, you know, so I just I

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<v Speaker 1>tied today. I'm wearing a gym shun tie them, some

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<v Speaker 1>flip flops, yeah, and a nineteen ninety five silver chair

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<v Speaker 1>Zer one hundred shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>And boxers because when you lift it up your shirt,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wearing your Yeah, they look like Parture tam Man

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<v Speaker 2>Child boxers.

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<v Speaker 1>They're Abercrombie. Man, it's it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool even more manchild.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like going in Tabercrombie don't? Don't. Don't do

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<v Speaker 2>it make that heppy with anything? Stun don't don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me feel skinny and young. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand the smell because they spray colone on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know when you missed the that Abercrombie has

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<v Speaker 2>not hip and cool, but that train sailed or sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>rode off into the sunset. That's fine twenty five years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying it makes me feel young and

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<v Speaker 1>skinny going in there, seeing all the you know, thin models. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, can we go and eat because I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get into some shorts. What You're already in your shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I need to untie them. So let's eat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your eating outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was not happy with the scale this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, it is what it is, as they say.

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<v Speaker 1>So this episode is going to be called new and improved.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I already can tell what's happening, what it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be like when you brought out the uh

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<v Speaker 2>what was the last cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>We did the Cookie Crisp, but with the thirty percent

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<v Speaker 1>more ches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gonna be all cereals we already tried, but

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<v Speaker 2>they say on the box it's new and improved.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, and you know what, I also didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>time for today that I was going to do. You

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<v Speaker 1>could have made it much easier for me, but still

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done it. I was going to go back on

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal list.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get that website up.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've been saying that since ten episode go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, technically it's September and I did say it would

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<v Speaker 2>be done by the end of August. So oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>up online now why don't you just go check it? Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Serial KILLERSPC dot com O?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna go check it right now. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>So what I was saying is I really wish I

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<v Speaker 1>could have looked. I just think I took us off

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<v Speaker 1>the air. I really wish I could have looked to

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<v Speaker 1>see the ratings that we gave these cereals originally.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you can at serial KILLERSPC dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So I got a package from Post Consumer

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<v Speaker 1>Brands about a week ago. You know, all these serial

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<v Speaker 1>influencers get boxes from them. Although they did skip us

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<v Speaker 1>on the Dunkin Cereal and I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's okay because Duncan took over, like was more

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<v Speaker 2>in charge of that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing to do with it. The name is just licensed,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. It is, just like the cereal that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to pull out of the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>I already can see it. You didn't really have to

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<v Speaker 2>pull anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It is reintroduced from Post Chips Ahoy Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember we didn't really love this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, we didn't, and perhaps that's why they reformulated it.

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<v Speaker 1>It says new cookie Cereal flavor, love it or it's free.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who else uses that line? Maultimeal that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>also made by posts very good Andrew, you've learned something.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes we did this cereal with Gandhi a few episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we did a cookie yeah, back in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a cookie episode and was this and it

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<v Speaker 1>was the other cookie crisp and some other maybe cookie

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<v Speaker 1>cookie type cereal. So here's all the paperwork that we

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<v Speaker 1>got from Post and they give us little recipes. You

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<v Speaker 1>can make chips of hoy cereal mini ice cream sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like fun. Hello, they're cereal, lover, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to read the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Love, I'm sorry, but those cereal very little are not big.

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<v Speaker 2>How small is the cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>You're just appetizers. They're appetizers and you use a tiny

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<v Speaker 1>little DEMI, what is that spoon called the really little teaspoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a teaspoon, it's a really little.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, almost like the one that used to crack an

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<v Speaker 2>egg like a fancy fresh restaurant, sure French, not fresh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the one. You know, it's like in a little you

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<v Speaker 2>get an egg and you have to like tap it

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<v Speaker 2>to open it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think that's what it's for.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is, because they make the actual tray for

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<v Speaker 2>an egg that you open up. Okay, do you not

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm talking about. People even eat hard boiled

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<v Speaker 2>eggs out of it sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a tiny little.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoon, I know. But that same tiny little spoon is

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<v Speaker 2>also used to crack eggs open. Oh. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why this is stressful to you. I'm just explaining, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, your butt crack is why hanging out? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So a lot of fresh air happening over there, and

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<v Speaker 2>because of that, we're gonna use one percent milk today

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm trying to stay fit and trim. You texted

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<v Speaker 2>me earlier saying you gave up exercising. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's too hot to ride my bike? Is that what

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<v Speaker 2>happens when you're forty three forty four through? I did

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<v Speaker 2>get a sweet new bike from Priority Bikes. Uh, there

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<v Speaker 2>is company in the city here. And I won the

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<v Speaker 2>bike from iHeartMedia. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what do they call that? The like the

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment team nowstays the party team.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I entered and I won it. I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>Excited's priority of bicycles I'm having to put together right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna ride nice good for you. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>do have my Shwin from nineteen ninety seven that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been riding for I don't know, thirty plus years. Still works,

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<v Speaker 1>But new bike nw me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna ride it to dairy Queen? Who are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Dairy Queen's a little far. Maybe I'll ride it to Wendy's.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go one, two, three.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good. I don't think we had the same

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<v Speaker 1>reaction to the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this tastes like old cookie crisp. Yeah, I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you that, and I like it. Yeah, I give his

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<v Speaker 2>four balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>This tastes like Ralston cookie crisp. What's Ralston? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You said it, not me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was you saying it. I was saying it

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<v Speaker 1>as you because you were gonna say it. Okay, do

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<v Speaker 1>we have the old one? I'm just looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal vault.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a vault, it is. It's a shelf. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a disgusting shelf with old, stale cereal. When are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let it go? Take the high school ring off,

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<v Speaker 2>let your cereal babies go. Yeah, we don't have the

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<v Speaker 2>old one because it was you know, maybe it's not

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<v Speaker 2>on the shelf. Maybe it's in the stack of cereal

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<v Speaker 2>you have in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's all newer stuff. Okay, I'm also gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>four balls in a spoon. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, same, that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we don't have to get it for free

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<v Speaker 1>because we love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Highly recommend the new post original chips a hoy

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal New and Approved. Yeah, delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I might make cookie ash cream sandwiches with them later.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great time with that. When you spoon out

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<v Speaker 2>like a small serving of ice cream, a dollop of

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream, you can't even dollop it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you need to use the demispoon. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>it's called? Can you look it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do something? You're on your phone constantly? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you just look like looking?

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<v Speaker 2>If I picked up my phone to look up what

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<v Speaker 2>the spoon was called before you announced that I could,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have been like, uh, here we go, well

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<v Speaker 2>taking out your phone. Yes, it's a demi spoon. Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was trolling around the aisle yesterday in the

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<v Speaker 1>supermarket because I needed more than one new and improved cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>So I found another with a little banner on the

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<v Speaker 1>front of it. This one says now with more real cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you could also use this for eggs. No

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, no, no horn spoons.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the bigger ones. Man horn spoon, the demispoon.

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<v Speaker 1>If you put an egg on it, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>like a balancing contest like at field Day.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't put the egg on the spoon. What the

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<v Speaker 2>egg comes and it's a little silver thing and it

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<v Speaker 2>holds the egg.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what an egg holder looks like. And you

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<v Speaker 1>go tick tick with the spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So then why were you going to egg competition

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<v Speaker 2>on a spoon? I don't Kellogg's chocolate frosted flakes now

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<v Speaker 2>with more real cocoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, look how excited Tony is great? It is great.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know if I liked this one

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate frosted flakes of corn de mais.

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<v Speaker 1>You love that?

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<v Speaker 2>I do like when you say things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So more cocoa is always good, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is gonna be uh interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact. Oh m, it smells quite cocoly.

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<v Speaker 2>After this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to do like weight Watchers?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's for you. I was gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, sorry, ww go on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, like, are we doing any

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<v Speaker 2>not old rehash ceials.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the next episode, Okay, go ahead. When we

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<v Speaker 1>get an episode one.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, I can't wait until we start getting into the

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<v Speaker 2>two hundreds because then it'll be the Scotti's Weights episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's some funny stuff. So you know, it's because

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<v Speaker 1>we're on still vacation this week. Today's the last day

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<v Speaker 1>of vacation for us. So I just figured instead of

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<v Speaker 1>doing the replay of episode two, which I think we

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<v Speaker 1>should still do because people want to hear it, because

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<v Speaker 1>you can't figure out how to get a backup on

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<v Speaker 1>the platforms. I don't know why, So we're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to do the new and improved episode. So's it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of lazy, but not so much because we're actually doing stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>If that makes sense now I get it. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even want to come in today. You blew me

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<v Speaker 1>off multiple times this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut you're multiple I wanted. I try to reschedule to Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>and you go tentatively, just tentatively that means yes. And

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<v Speaker 2>so then you message me on Thursday night saying see

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<v Speaker 2>you tomorrow, pal. Ye've never followed up, and then I said, uh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can we just do Monday because We're already ahead several episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was going to come in next week anyway

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<v Speaker 2>to help you record.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you speaking?

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<v Speaker 2>I am speaking, so some of these if you actually

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<v Speaker 2>open up your ears, you'd be able to hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of these flakes are not completely codd, which I

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<v Speaker 1>find strange. If there's more cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>You're cereallessly obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>You gave me too many. I take one bite of

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<v Speaker 2>the cereal. Why do you give me so much to waste?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it tastes like there's more coco,

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes like a different kind of coco.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh mam, math club you think so mm hmm hu

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. That's really gub. I'm gonna give us

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<v Speaker 2>four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>See and I kind of disagree. That'sh The lushas kind

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<v Speaker 1>of disagree. I don't love it. I do. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>this one was love it or it's free, but I

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<v Speaker 1>bought that one. I give it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Here out of the Cereal vault is chocolate frosted

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<v Speaker 1>flakes with marshmallows. Okay, but I'm wondering if like the flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's going to be stale. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's good until August thirty. First, dude, that was last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember how disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>Put your hand out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to try old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not old. Put your hand out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's soggy. You're right because for some reason the cereal

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<v Speaker 2>turns soggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't crunch you. I don't know. I like to coco

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<v Speaker 1>on the old one better.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I like this new one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well to each his own, as they say, yes, what

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Different strokes like different?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, different strokes? Now the world don't move different drum

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<v Speaker 1>different might ride for you, not be ride for some

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<v Speaker 1>A man is bored. He's a man of means.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm going to take you to the bike shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're surprised I knew that episode. Huh cut you

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<v Speaker 2>off guard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only because I had mentioned it once before.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know the bike episode. Everybody knows the bike episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you an Adelaide or a Pearl? Okay that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what you're talking exactly, so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide was the original Maid cool, and then Pearl took

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<v Speaker 1>over great, and then Sam came and messed everything up.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Sam?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, who is saying the.

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<v Speaker 1>Little redhead kid? We got one more. I scoured the

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<v Speaker 1>aisles for new and approved stuff Goward, and I found

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<v Speaker 1>another one that had a thing on it that said stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and grab it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, corn pops?

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<v Speaker 1>You love color pops?

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<v Speaker 2>Corn pop?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that say?

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<v Speaker 2>Right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Crunchy sweetness?

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<v Speaker 1>More crunchy sweetness. I'm in And you couldn't think that

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<v Speaker 1>it would get any sweeter?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that even possible? I, to be honest, don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it's that sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, how come here, it's just corn pops. And it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't say mayse pops on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh down here cereal day maise end duel zodough great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean sweetened corn cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that doesn't have as much of a zing

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, they got a rock band on the back as

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<v Speaker 1>a whole thing going on. I like this. There's lots

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<v Speaker 1>of things to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Kellogg's I feel like always has good boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, you know I took a trip to Battle

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<v Speaker 1>Creek one time. Oh boy here I was a consultant

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<v Speaker 1>on their box art.

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<v Speaker 2>Great Yeah, anybody consulting you for anything should be very disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>Now these look a bit darker than the original pop

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<v Speaker 1>because they're cooked. Gotta have them pops cooked with more sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not cooked baked, thank you deep fried. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're popped, right. I wonder if they actually scott they're

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<v Speaker 1>not real corn?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would be inter I'm sure I could find

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<v Speaker 2>it on TikTok. What how they make corn pops?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just a machine that spits them out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but like, I'm sure there's someone who's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to show you how to make homemade corn pops.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's the cool thing. I got an original old box.

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<v Speaker 1>What you just rolled your eyes so big? I want

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to be able to taste the difference. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got this gas station package of the old ones. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they do look the same. It was my theory out

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<v Speaker 1>the window. But we're gonna have to try both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Differences troops, difference troops, oh Scrookes, and different strokes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't end like that. It's through the world

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<v Speaker 1>ready more sweet crunchiness.

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<v Speaker 2>Corn pop classic four balls. There's nothing sweet more sweet

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<v Speaker 2>about it. They're delicious corn pops and they get five balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's try this one just for S and g's. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>try this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Look back, what's s and G's and giggles? Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>have to bleep the S word?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just did.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise then I have to mark this podcast episode is explicit.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a family friendly podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Try that one, Try the old one, and then try

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<v Speaker 1>the new one again. Ready old I would say the

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<v Speaker 1>new ones actually are sweeter. I don't taste that, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the new one's a little sweeter.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I disagree. Okay, they taste the same. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>same cereal. I don't be afraid that it says more sweetness.

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<v Speaker 1>How about I read the sugar content?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, sure, go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>The old one total sugars six grams and added sugars

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<v Speaker 1>twelve percent. Let's see here sugars on the new one. God,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't make it easy to read. They don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to help you?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Total sugars fifteen grams. There's more. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more sugar in here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's almost scary. A sweeter Well, wait, We also have

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<v Speaker 2>to keep in mind the size of that is different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the serving size is probably the same. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>say serving size twenty one grams. I can't read it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in so many languages.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just look at the box for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Serving size forty grams? Yeah, so it's manie one or

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<v Speaker 1>two grams more of it. That's a big math problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't deal with it.

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<v Speaker 2>You really can't double the number. Thank you for listening

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<v Speaker 2>to Serial Killers. I hope you have a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate you listening back Monday with an all new

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<v Speaker 1>episode and an all new cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me you're not homeschooling your children.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what's going to happen is school is going to

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<v Speaker 1>open this week. Yeah, and everyone's going to go back

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<v Speaker 1>for a week, and then all the schools are going

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<v Speaker 1>to get shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me you're not homeschooling your field.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't want to, but I have my

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<v Speaker 1>feeling that's what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>God. The fact that you could not double a number

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<v Speaker 2>scares me.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't double. It was a much different serving size.

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<v Speaker 2>It was twenty one. No was the serving size. The

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<v Speaker 2>other one was forty, so you just double it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not double dude, there's another digit there, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one double is forty two not forty? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And what was the serving size on that one? I

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<v Speaker 2>care O?

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<v Speaker 1>Good weekend it? Oh my es. Listen to us. You

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<v Speaker 1>see you're making me crazy. Please like us and subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>to us and follow us serial Killers PC. Oh, how's

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<v Speaker 1>the website, Andrew serial Killers PC.

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<v Speaker 2>Serial KILLERSPC dot com. Go check it out, check out

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<v Speaker 2>all the reviews. You can search for your our old cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're in the io, you could be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, did they do it? Go to serial

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<v Speaker 2>KILLERSPC dot com you could check it out right there.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not done, I would like you to blow

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<v Speaker 1>up Andrew please for the Lord Andrew and all the children.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not do that, Andrew Pug on Instagram and Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Blow it up. If it's not done yet, please listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever anybody now is going to say where's the list? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to get redirected to serial KILLERSPC dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Because when I did the list the first time, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>said it was too hard to read and they did

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<v Speaker 2>not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of stupid thing was that?

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<v Speaker 2>You're an awful human. Was it your mean, your belittle

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<v Speaker 2>and this episode can end now? Crunch crunch, Wow, the

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<v Speaker 2>milk is great, and the great shut up.