WEBVTT - Target vs. Walmart 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.920 Hello friends the dul Say Sloan. If you enjoy seeing 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:06.080 me and listening to me bother Josh every week with 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.440 the very silly things in a song, then you should 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.479 come see me tell the comedy jokes at the Arlington 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.960 Draft House December and tewod and third with Lace Larraby 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:18.560 from America's Got Talent. Also, I will be at the 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.479 Creek and the Cave in Austin, Texas on December ninth 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:26.279 and the tenth with guess what, Lace Larraby and she's 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.520 still from America's Got Talent. So listen. What I need 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:32.559 y'all to do is I need y'all to send in 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.720 these ideas. Okay, what do you want to hear me 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.920 and Josh talk about? 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I am joined by those 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:23.560 days long corresponding from the Daily Show, lover Fighter and 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.600 all around bad bitch. I remember crop top phase friends, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:34.480 And today we're talking about comedy, I new stand up, 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.440 I act, I sing, I enjoyed long walks on the beach. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:42.520 Where do you like to do? Today? We're talking about 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:46.360 Walmart versus Target. All right, that's my favorite. I love 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.000 a Walmart. How do you feel about Walmart? Do you 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.400 enjoy Walmart? Because Josh is gonna say the wrong answer, 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.560 and that's gonna judge me. People gonna judge me. Let's 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.160 get into the episode right now that if you gotta 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.200 come to be sideways like that, like trying to do 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.960 it close to the care real like it's all sweet 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.320 and stuff, but really it's a dig at me. And 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.080 I always recognize a dig. What a dig is happening? Okay, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.520 I brought my shovel, baby boy, did you bring your shovel? 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:16.000 Are you having a good day? I'm hungry. So tell 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:20.080 the people what side you're on today. If the people 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:26.600 know me and no, what kind of classy as don't girl? 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:32.200 I am? It would find southern woman. I am as 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:36.919 I walk in nature. They know I'm teeing Walmart Wali 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.960 Wali Wali Wi Wallli Wali World. We had the Walmart. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.280 We at the Walmart. We have to You haven't seen 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.720 the We have the Walmart. We have the wal wal 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.919 Wale World. You didn't see the girls. They have not 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.360 cared to see it. But they got the Louisiana purchase card. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.000 You know what the Louisiana purchase card is, aren't you? 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:59.480 And I am on the side of Target because you 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.800 because what? Because what? Because here's the thing, this thing, 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.680 this thing. I've been excited for this episode. I've been 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:08.400 excited for so long because so many times there will 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.680 be a thing where we were going, you know, head 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.880 to head, my work cut out for me. I truly 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.280 am like, okay, how am I gonna Because you know 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.919 your your thing will be like very very solid, right, 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.200 So then I'll be like it's like puppies versus shoes. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.919 I get it. Yeah, And I'll be like I believe 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.640 in my side but how do I convinced the people 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.320 with this one? This is the first time where I 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.880 feel like, you know, us being authentic to ourselves has 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:42.240 has truly uh kicked your legs from under you, Walt 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:46.720 bar But if we're being authentic to ourselves, yeah, you know, 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.520 for the history of your life up until you left 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:54.480 the great style of Weziana, you with a Walmart nigger 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.880 And don't blame me, and don't but you spent many 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:03.760 a childhood days, many Sunday, many a Sunday in a Walmart. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.920 Don't you remember when they put in the groceries. I've 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:11.680 been fighting my whole life to escape Walmart. I've been 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:14.920 working to get that target in. I've been look look 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:21.000 all life. I had to fight you know what. And 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.320 I never like to say this, but Josh, you forgot 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.640 where you come from. That's what happened. I hope I 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:37.479 have amnesia. I have no problem with get my past. Listen, 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.320 I remember in high school. I think the first dame 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.560 I senior in high school, I was very cute, little 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.279 like outfit. It's like a blue top and it buttoned 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.039 up the back because I could started like open like 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:49.880 just a few of the button you know, just to 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.839 basically let my ask fit in the shirt. And but 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.760 also you don't give the boy of a peek of 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:02.360 a lower back situation. Um, I was seventeen after all, 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.400 and it's cute like matching, like blue and white skirt. Right. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.239 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry because I'm not laughing 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.479 at your thing now. I'm the fact that you said 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:18.520 situation is so funny just because just because I'm so 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.640 sorry to digress, but if I want to make sure 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:22.520 I remember it so that we could get to your 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.680 thing and then get back to the But like when 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.080 I was in high school, you said you were seventeen, right. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.799 When I was at high school, there was a guy 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.280 I do who had a crush on this girl, and 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.120 so we're all in the scenario, we're all sixty or seventeen, right, 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.599 And then he was like, she had wore a short 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.080 sleeve shirt that day, and he was just like he 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.719 was he was already admiring her top to bottom, but 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.760 he was like, even her arms are sexy, you know, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:51.160 and uh, and then he was like even her elbows, 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.760 and the elbows is the knuckle of the arm. And 0:05:53.880 --> 0:06:02.159 I laughed so hard the knuckles should have it's the 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.040 knee of the arm, the or the elbow. The knee 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.520 is the elbow of the let's just say that the nuclea, 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.560 it's a joint. The bands, I remember they had us 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.440 because I could never figure out why they wouldn't let 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.240 us were like we always thought it was stupid that 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.280 they wouldn't le us. Were like spaghetti straps or some 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.520 schools or bra strap couldn't show because why would we 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.360 teach boys to have respect for girls? We could just 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:28.440 cover girls up. Yeah, apparently right, Like I'm not I'm 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.440 not an antique car. Why the funk am I under 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:35.640 this drake? So so you were had the lower back 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.680 situation going and the lower back situation. And so this 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:42.000 one of the popular girls who when she was talking 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:44.719 to me, I couldn't figure out why she was talking 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.200 to me because I wasn't popular, but I was friends 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.200 with the people who were popular. Also, I've really never 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.680 spoken to this girl before, and I hadn't. And you 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.719 know that a little like they're these beated sandals that 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.800 came out, because I remember those beated bracelets. They were 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.240 like this is courts is this jade? They put it 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.200 on shoes? It's like blue matching flip flop shoes and 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.800 I always wear blue. Um, if we didn't live in 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.120 the suburbs, you know, I thought it was a gang member. Um, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.400 but I just really like blue. And this girl comes 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:10.800 to me and she's like, I really love her outfit. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.280 I was like, oh, thank you. So where'd you get 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.560 it from? Was like Walmart? And she's like, you got 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:19.040 clothes from Walmart? And I was like, bitch, this outfit 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.080 was cute before you found out it was from Walmart, 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:22.680 and it's gonna be cute after you find out us 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:26.400 from Walmart. And then there's other popular girls standing. I 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.840 was like, her clothes are from Walmart and I was like, 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:31.640 and they's still cute, so what. Yeah. Look, I'm not 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:35.600 saying the Walmart doesn't have good product. No, I'm not 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.200 saying what happens in a Walmart. No, no no, no, no, no no, 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.360 no no. Listen. This is how I knew Target, with 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.600 some regular ship and people trying to make it better 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.040 than it was. When people started calling Target tar J, 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.840 I was like, nah, bitch, this is a regular ass 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:53.960 fucking store because guess what these cheap ass jeans in 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.440 here is the same cheap ass jeans and a Walmart, 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:00.480 We're not playing this game. All Target did it was 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.560 make their prices a little higher. And then they're like, okay, 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.680 we got red. And when we're gonna, we're gonna, we're 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.600 gonna put a filter on these lights. We're gonna make it. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.720 Because the thing is a Walmart is soothing as a 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:15.680 Walmart is for me. It is slightly chaos even when 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:21.400 it's calm down, even when But you have to understand 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:26.480 a country ass Walmart. Because I went to college and 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:30.640 country Astown College, Gainesville, Georgia, right, and there was a 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:35.439 mall across the street. On a Sunday, people would park 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:40.000 at the mall and walk across the street to the 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.720 Walmart shopping center because there was no parking in that Walmart. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.840 And I'm gonna tell you what, it was not as 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:49.680 chaotic as a city. A city Walmart is wild. I 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.720 go on to Target and get a bunch of ship. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.080 I don't we all know you're going to Target, you 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:58.400 get one thing, you spend two hundred dollars, Right, That's 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.840 what I'm saying. You're going to Targets to get one thing. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:08.320 Oh and the like, what the funk happened? Here? If 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.760 you spent two hundred dollars on Walmart. You brought half 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.719 the store that look look at look at one. One 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:17.880 things I was discussing with some of the producers even 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:22.680 before we started was the Black Friday situation at a 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.680 Target or a Walmart right now, the Black Friday they 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.280 both chaos. I've been to both. I've I've been to both. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.680 I even went to a best Buy Black Friday. But 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:36.760 I will say that a lot of people forget the 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:41.160 levels of Black Friday chaos. Okay, because best Buy is 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.480 up here, because we already come through with all the 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:49.120 electronics right. Target is actually much lower because people forget 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.640 that they have the same electronics as Walmart. So to 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.800 your point before of like, uh, Target just has what 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.360 Walmart has, but it's more expensive in everything. I don't 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:01.520 go to Target for my electri at all. You know, 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.120 I don't go to it. I don't go to Target 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.920 or Walmart for elect tronics. I've bought TV's from Walmart. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.360 That's not you're about from Walmart. But I knew that 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.240 I could get a cheaper out of Walmart there because 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:15.440 because the thing about Target is like targets like okay 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:20.280 in California, Target, because sometimes an anchor store in a 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:24.280 shopping mall because of the eyes of a Steers or 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.040 a Macy's or a jac They've become an anchor store 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.320 because they've been able to adjust their aesthetic to not 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.920 really be like because listen, if I can buy wine, 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.280 drawls and cat litter in here, I don't give a 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.920 funk how you adjust this lighting. I'm not a Walmart, 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:48.400 you see, like I can still this is. I'm buying 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:53.079 power tools, I'm buying dog food. People blame Walmart for like, oh, 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.880 but what about the mom and pop stores in an area? 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.880 Does Target not do the same thing? If the tar 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.280 it comes in your neighborhood, if you were a clothing store, 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.600 if you were electronic store, if you did whatever the 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:11.320 funk that they sell on a Target, is it Target 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.440 doing the same thing. It's a big box store. It's 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:16.439 like when you're a butcher or some ship, and then 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:21.679 a grocery in a full grocery store molds in your neighborhood. Now, 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.559 isn't that the same ship? It's not quite the same, though, 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:29.240 because Walmart goes much much further in that Walmart. And 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.280 this is this is even a credit to your point, 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.559 all right, this is something that I will concede up top. Okay, 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:40.000 a Walmart for all of its sections in the overall store, 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:44.520 especially as Supercenter, right, it has a mom and pop 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.600 of each thing in there, whereas Target does not. So 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:51.800 Target is not gonna come through with a full butcher 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:55.520 and certain meats that are on sale that week or whatever. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.760 Target also doesn't have the bakery section. It just has 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.920 the things already laid out baked, you know. So my 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.960 thing is for the for the mom and pop situation. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.520 I do consider that more of a Walmart thing because 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:14.120 Target is just being the box like like here all 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.640 our line. Yeah, because it's like because I remember they 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.320 started putting grocery stores in a Target m M, and 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.720 I'm like, okay, so you're gonna close even the giant 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.840 grocery store because the thing is, it's like Target feels 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.280 like it's not trying hard enough with the grocery section 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.839 because there's not It's like there's not enough food in it. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.320 And then Walmart says like, we're gonna like targets like 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.640 a section of the store. Walmart's half the fucking store 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:42.760 targets a selective lady. She's not out here loose with 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:47.160 all the groceries with with all of the electronics, with 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:50.679 all She's not trying to be everybody everywhere doing everything 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.200 all right, she has her particulars. No, she sells everything 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:59.760 under she sells everything under a private label. Mm hmmmmmm. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.880 What you know that a lot of private label stuff 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:08.200 is made by larger companies. Yeah, I'm not I'm not 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.720 denying that at all. I don't think that there's a 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.800 Target in the back of Target that's making all the 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.840 Target stuff, you know what I mean? These aren't like 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:21.760 Keebler Elves doing target things, right. I understand Target is 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:27.640 very good at selling target things. Walmart is very good 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:32.120 at selling everybody's things. Everybody's things, war we got it. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.200 But the thing is that with targets. So it's like, 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.560 because you know there's a great value brand of Walmart, 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.600 we're fully aware. It's like the private select of your 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:44.280 Kroger slash routes. We know that people have generic store 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:48.160 brands of things. I can say that the I would 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:52.640 rather have a Kroger chocolate sandwich cookie than in Oreo 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.880 any day of the fucking week. Yeah, yeah, they're there 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.480 are things exactly like that that that all of these 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.520 stores do very well, this is you touched on trail 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:07.080 mixes tap target is good target, that that whole aisle, 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:14.080 that large section of mixed, not some various backgrounds and denominations. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.240 I need a bigger cart. I need a bigger buggy. Wait, 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.440 do you call them carts or buggies? I think I 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.520 called it a buggy when I was little and I 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.560 was in the Amusiana, I call it a cart. Now, 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.640 maybe you got out of the South before earlier than 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.160 I did, because I didn't leave to I was like 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:35.160 thirty three thirty four. Now I call them buggies, and 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.520 I have to, like, if I'm around certain people, I 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.120 had to make sure I change my terminology because people 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.920 if you just call a cart a buggy, people are 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.640 acting like I didn't deny the Holocaust. I just fucking 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.400 said it was the way that people react to certain 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.920 things being called something. Because like other on Instagram, I 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:57.440 realized my mother called sunglasses shades, and I've always called 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.680 them sunglasses, and she's always called them shades, but I 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.440 always what then was talking about. And sometimes they go, 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:11.480 I can't find my shades, and people goes, You're like, huh. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:16.600 I do like the fact that Walmart's like here's the stuff. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.520 Have the stuff. Target, on the other hand, is trying 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:26.760 to I don't believe Target as in, you have your 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:31.400 curating things, you're creating a vibe now, mind you. Is 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:37.040 a Walmart employee helpful absolutely, the funk not not. Usually 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:42.280 it's the old person at the door, right. And then 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:46.400 if you're a country Walmart, they're they're slightly helpful. If 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:50.400 you find an older employee, yes, they know where things are. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:55.400 Someone could be stocking something in the grocery section and 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.640 you can ask them where something is and they will go, 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.080 I don't know. You're like, I'm sorry, I should have 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.360 asked you. Your Walmart employee, you don't know where anything 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.960 the fuck is. You need something out of electronics, you're 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.080 gonna wait twenty minutes for somebody to show the funk 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:13.480 up or two. You never know. That's why there's you 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.960 can't like. If you're going to get something like I 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:19.280 need a TV out of a Walmart, call it, order 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.280 it ahead, do some help yours help you help you, 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.800 because sometimes the Walmart employee either is they're not gonna 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.120 do anything, or the most helpful fucking person you've ever met. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.760 There's rarely an in between. They're walking through the store 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.800 with you hand and fucking hand right, But we're gonna 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:37.360 get some of this, So we're gonna do this and 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:41.680 what you're gonna because I can tell you that's someone 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.000 who was on the road heavy doing in colleges and ship. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:50.320 When Super Walmart started closing, I was like, what happened 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:51.840 to the They're telling me I can't walk in this 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.960 Walmart and three in the morning and get some popcorn, 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:59.120 some ice cream and dog food. That's what you're telling me. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.160 You're telling me I can't to walk into a Walmart 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:05.720 at two forty five and a good Christian warning okay, 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:10.679 and get three stakes, a USB cable and a wrench. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.879 Is that what we're saying? Now, this is my issue 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:19.800 with Walmart because you you've touched on already. Walmart has 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.879 everything the way that you put it now you know 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:27.480 it's it's for everybody, and and why isn't target? Is 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:30.600 the question? So is the internet? The Internet is for everybody? 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.600 And you've already talked about the fact that it shouldn't 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.679 be either. Yeah, look look what it is. Look at 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.320 what it is. You're saying the target, so target discriminates. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:39.879 Please go on, It's not just not about discrimination, it's 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.920 about not having every single thing so that you're not 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.760 mixing so many different demographics of people. There are people 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.320 that come to Walmart with specific emergencies at play that 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.520 don't show up to Target because they know Target doesn't 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.280 have it, because Target doesn't have a pharmacy. That what 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:56.800 you're saying, No, no, no, it's not just a pharmacy thing. 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.480 I think some Targets do have a pharmacy. I think 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:03.480 they do, cause CVS and something. Yeah, yeah, um. But 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:09.320 when you have someone that needs a particular store that 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:12.080 goes to a Walmart instead, and you do that enough 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.719 times to where you create a Venn diagram of people who, Oh, man, 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:17.320 I'm doing a project on my house and need to 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.600 grab some power tools. Oh I have a wedding, I 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.399 need to pick up some plastic cups. Oh I have 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:24.920 all this stuff. Right, And then you put it all 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:27.280 in one place. You get the Walmart, you get the 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:32.320 Target has power tools. Target but not only just Target 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:35.560 have a party. Target not only has a part as 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:44.240 a party section, they have their own private label party supplies. Right, 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:48.800 So Target picks and chooses what like the trail mix 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:55.280 Aisle Beautiful you've never seen macadamias used in such a way. Now, 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:58.160 this is a thirty five dollar bag of nuts. Yes, 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:03.240 are you gonna buy it? Yes? Because you tried not to. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.280 But you're like, but this is my thing, this is 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.320 this is this you're you're touching on exactly what I'm 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:13.919 talking about. They have a whole trail mixile. They actually 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.440 don't end up having as much of a sliced peaches 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.720 aisle as Walmart. So Walmart will have a whole aisle 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.280 of like the sliced fruits in the cups for the 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.680 kids that you pack in the lunches. Right, Targets got 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:28.720 like two choices. Hold on the way that you said 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.880 the streams are slice for the kids and it packs 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:39.520 the delicious. It's just it's like people would do Cosby jokes. No, 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.320 you got for the kids in space, but I can't 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:46.480 do conscrete. Um, hopefully none of us can do cosmic. 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.879 It's a it's an impression that breaks no joy. I 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.800 saw comic doing an Obama impression the other day and 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:56.760 he's not even thirty years old, and I was like, 0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:03.160 what are we h? He's very he's a very funny comic. Um. 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:08.000 But I saw him doing Obama and then another comic 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.440 was like, oh, topical material and we both but when 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:13.240 we I think we got to walk out of fat 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:18.480 Black because I was like, he wasn't old enough to 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:22.359 vote for Obama. It was probably in elementary school. I 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.920 was a grown ass woman dancing in the street to 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:28.439 my president is black. When Obama got elected, I was 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:32.200 out of college. This nigga wasn't probably out of diapers, 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:35.720 and I can't even I was like, how long did 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:41.200 you wait to do this? Maybe he was pull ups? 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:43.640 Perhaps I don't know, but he was with the bad 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:46.639 age what Obama was president and he's doing. As a 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:49.840 question of at least the overalls, he's at least overalls. 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:53.680 At least you're still your begosh, which is what I 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:57.080 always accused Opio of wearing. By the way, I think 0:20:57.160 --> 0:21:00.280 this is my this is my My Other issue is 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:05.159 that you're not taking full responsibility epsibly. I don't know 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:09.840 what on the Walmart side, you're not taking responsibility for 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:14.960 the culture. You're not taking responsibility for because Target doesn't 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:20.480 have an auto center. Okay, okay, I can't be responsible 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:25.679 for the chaos of a place. No, I can't. If 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:27.199 you're thinking it if you're picking it up in the 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:31.320 place for my place with no chaos, I have almost 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:34.600 no chaos. Chaos. I've seen chaos in a Target. It 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.440 was at a lower volume, but it was a little 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.960 It was chaos. I would much rather take chaos at 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.080 a lower volume than the chaos of allow volume. If 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:45.320 we got chaos up full volume, I might die. I'm not. 0:21:45.400 --> 0:21:48.399 I'm not a survivor like that. I hear you. Okay, here, 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:50.840 if I am in a Walmart and things go left, 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:59.879 you say you will be speaking about in the past tips. Okay, 0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:05.919 if things go sideways in a Target, I just know 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.240 to step to the right and it will not be 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:13.040 my problem anymore. There is because of the price points 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:19.280 between a Target and a Walmart. Yes, you're dealing with 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:24.080 demographic different demographics of people, because Target forgot where they 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:29.520 came from. Okay, Target used to be very affordable. And 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:30.920 I looked and I was in Target one day and 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:33.760 I was like, why the fuck I remember being a 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:35.640 Target And there was another one made this other woman 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.919 were standing there in like the home to core Aisle, 0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:43.119 and I picked up this like accent pillow and it 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:48.000 was fifty fucking dollars and I was like, is this 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:51.000 pillow fifty dollars? And I heard this woman go what 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:57.400 turned yeah, what? And I said this pillows fifty dollars 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:01.080 and she was like why and I said why. So 0:23:01.280 --> 0:23:04.840 me and another grown adult we're like. I was like 0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:07.560 this it's I was like, I'm not amazing. I'm not 0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:11.480 I'm not in Nords Trumps. If any store that's not 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:16.520 fucking Nordstrumps gives me a fifty dollar pillow, it should 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:21.600 be burned in like how dare you, first of all, 0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:24.800 a fifty dollar pillow in general as a concept, as 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:29.240 a movement, as a label. Nonsense. There's not golden this pillow. 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:31.800 This pillow is not gonna hold me at night. This 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:33.800 pillow is not gonna I'm not gonna pour water on 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:34.920 it. And And all of a sudden, it's that man in 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:38.320 my fucking dreams. It's all made in China. Why the 0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:43.240 funk is this fifty dollars? My issue is that, Okay, 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:45.960