WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Chewy Said it Best" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kabooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the A mywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller and Danny g Radio Happy Sunday. We have all

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<v Speaker 1>made it here to the twenty eighth day of April.

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<v Speaker 1>No NFL draft today, that is all dun skis and

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<v Speaker 1>we've got NBA playoff action.

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<v Speaker 3>What is still wrong with the Clippers? How dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>And who knows what else on this podcast. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>mail bag day, Danny and I don't want to waste

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<v Speaker 1>any time. We have a lot of email this week,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of questions from pod listeners, So let's get

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<v Speaker 1>the party started. What do you say? It's a man

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<v Speaker 1>who we do not pay, but loves this podcast so

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<v Speaker 1>much and has the gift of musical ability that he

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<v Speaker 1>shares that with us. And thank you Ohio. So these

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<v Speaker 1>are actual questions sent in by actual listeners for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>First one, it's a kind of a hybrid question from

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<v Speaker 1>Dave in Chicago. He says, Guys, I enjoy the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>would you ever take a page out of the Bears

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<v Speaker 1>playbook and bring in a past or to get more

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<v Speaker 1>people to listen to the podcast here on Sundays. So, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you saw this or not. I

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<v Speaker 1>think what he's Dave is referencing is the Chicago Bears.

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned this on the Overnight show briefly. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not spend a lot of time on it. But the

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<v Speaker 1>Bears trying to get over two billion dollars in public money,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they brought a pastor in to try to

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<v Speaker 1>con essentially pray on getting the money the way it

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<v Speaker 1>was implied. And I saw a little clip online and

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<v Speaker 1>so some people in Chicago are really upset about that,

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<v Speaker 1>like what are you doing? This is you're mixing religion

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<v Speaker 1>and panhandling. I mean, you're trying to fleece the people

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<v Speaker 1>of Chicago. So it was kind of it was not

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't really need to do that anyway. It's

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<v Speaker 1>taxpayer money. It's up to the politicians. Normally, the way

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<v Speaker 1>that works, as I understand it, you just pay off

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<v Speaker 1>the politicians and then they give you the taxpayers money

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<v Speaker 1>and you get them free tickets to whatever you're headling.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's how that works.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know who else is getting ripped off? Here

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<v Speaker 4>the guy who designed the inside of the Raiders new

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<v Speaker 4>Las Vegas Stadium. See the side by side the sketches

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<v Speaker 4>of what they want the new Chicago Stadium to look like.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like identical to the Vegas Stadium, with.

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<v Speaker 1>The small exception of the skyline of Chicago being out

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<v Speaker 1>instead of the Vegas strip. But yeah, yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Athletics Stadium in Vegas. They tried. They

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<v Speaker 1>were like, well, it's gonna be crazy, but it's mimicked

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<v Speaker 1>after that famous building in Australia. The is it the

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<v Speaker 1>Opera House in Australia or something like that. That yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>famous building anyway, No, Dave, I think we're good on that. Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>We're okay. Let's see who else do we have. We

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<v Speaker 1>have Jay in Philadelphia, says Ben and Danny Big Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>I know your birthday is coming up this week. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any nuggets of wisdom you would like to

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<v Speaker 1>share with us. P Ones No, No, I can give

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<v Speaker 1>you some of my favorite quotes that have inspired me

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. I've talked about a few of these.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, I just I don't know wisdom. You're turning

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<v Speaker 1>to a podcaster who does a weekend podcast with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not that that's bad and an overnight show for wisdom. But

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite quotes, Jay, My favorite all time quote is

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<v Speaker 1>from W. C. Fields, an old Hollywood, early Hollywood, old

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<v Speaker 1>dude long dead, and his quote was, if you can't

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<v Speaker 1>dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit and that

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<v Speaker 1>I love that quote. I think that's that's amazing and

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful and all that. So that would be one. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on a more serious note, I do like the

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<v Speaker 1>Eleanor Roosevelt quote that today is the oldest you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>been and the youngest you'll ever be again. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good one, and I guess in wisdom, just

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<v Speaker 1>the fact you learn as you get older, Danny, that

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<v Speaker 1>the most valuable commodity that you have is time. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the most precious thing, and everything else you know, get

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<v Speaker 1>more of or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares? Ben, I think Chewbacca said it best.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's a weird question, Jay, but thank you appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Alf From the ticket window at Hinsdale Greyhound Park, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever been to a dog track? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we live in California. When were dog tracks outlawed in California? Danny?

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<v Speaker 3>How long ago? You think? The eighties?

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<v Speaker 4>Before you and I could gamble or we're old enough

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<v Speaker 4>to have our own money.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't ever recall a dog track in California.

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<v Speaker 1>I do recall, not that I went. But Jack, the judge,

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<v Speaker 1>he used to go to the dog track and he'd

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<v Speaker 1>call us up on his way to the dog track.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me see, I'm gonna do a search here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking amongst yourself here, let me do a little search.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was doing the same thing. Nineteen thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 4>California declared dog racing illegal at nineteen thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Really that long ago, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Says since the track at Bayshore City.

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<v Speaker 4>Has there been a place in California that had dog racing?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Interesting? Did the dogs know they're racing?

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<v Speaker 4>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>The greyhounds?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they aware? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, see West Virginia. I'm looking at places, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of closed tracks. As of twenty twenty four, there

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<v Speaker 1>are only two active greyhound racetracks in the entire United States,

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<v Speaker 1>both in the state of West Virginia. Let's hear it

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<v Speaker 1>for Virginia. They love their dogs, unless they don't Delaware,

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<v Speaker 1>North Wheeling Island Hotel Casino Racetrack. Okay, so there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple there. In addition to West Virginia, live greyhound

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<v Speaker 1>racing is still legal but not currently practiced in the

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<v Speaker 1>states of Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think it's cool when people save those racing

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<v Speaker 4>dogs after they're done with their career.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Michael Vick go to the truck? You think he's

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<v Speaker 1>ever in West Virginia goes.

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<v Speaker 3>To the truck, Michael big joke was coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Low hanging fruit, which is the most delicious. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>somebody from the company went to vacation in Mexico and

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<v Speaker 1>they left a pamphlet on cock fighting. They went to

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<v Speaker 1>a cock fight. I was attracted to the giant metal cock.

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<v Speaker 1>Not attractive supply company cock. This was the real deal.

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<v Speaker 1>And they left this pamphlet from the arena where you

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<v Speaker 1>could see the cocks fighting the other cocks in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the arena. So I still remember that it's legal

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<v Speaker 1>in Mexico. I don't think he's even legal everywhere in

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico cock fighting. But West Virginia the only only state.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd think there'd be some. In Alabama or South Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm going, you'd think there'd be some.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, dare you? Yeah? And they don't have dukes

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<v Speaker 3>of hazard cars anymore either.

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<v Speaker 1>You got rid of those?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What a bummer racist? All right? Scott in Northern Kentucky

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<v Speaker 1>right since says, unfortunately, I am at an age where

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get a colonoscopy next week you get

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<v Speaker 1>away from me. Yeah, have either of you had to

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<v Speaker 1>do this yet? If so, how is the experience?

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<v Speaker 4>Not?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly? Looking forward to it? On another note, I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted you to both know how much the pod and

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<v Speaker 1>the Daily Show is appreciated. I've been going through a

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<v Speaker 1>lot rough patch and whatnot, as we all do from

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<v Speaker 1>time to time. And he says he spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time with the pod, and he said bright Spot, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. It cheers him up, so hopefully things will

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<v Speaker 1>be better. I have not had one. I'm getting close

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<v Speaker 1>to the age where I need to have one, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>have you had a colonoscopy before.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're in your late forties now they suggest it.

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<v Speaker 4>My doctor talked to me about it at my last checkup.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to say, it was just a few months back,

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<v Speaker 4>and I convinced her to let me go the cola

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<v Speaker 4>guard route where you send some pooh in the mail.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great to see pooh Oh. You had to

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<v Speaker 1>like you had to go fishing for the pooh, that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It comes in this kit and you put the plastic

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<v Speaker 4>thing in the potty and then you poo into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I guess Scott can't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess, well you can if you tell your doctor

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<v Speaker 4>look so busy with my schedule. I don't have time

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<v Speaker 4>for your nonsense. With that, you know, putting me under

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<v Speaker 4>and all that stuff. There's no one to be at

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<v Speaker 4>my job. We can even fill in for me, and

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<v Speaker 4>then she'll let you or he'll let you do the

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<v Speaker 4>cola guard.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, well that'd be the way to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Then good luck with that. Scott, probably too late for

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<v Speaker 1>you to do what Danny did. But he also says, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>if you had eaten Rocky Mountain oysters in a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>as I had to try with some friends while in Denver.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't have been as bad as that jerky. They

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<v Speaker 1>were deep fried, sliced with a dipping sauce, basically tasted

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing. Scott says, yeah, well, what I had was disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>and that dope Eddie Garcia and Cooper Loop and all

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<v Speaker 1>those guys were giving me a hard time when they

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even eat it because it was disgusting holding ball,

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<v Speaker 1>touching balls, you name it. I had a lot of balls,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was clearly edited. And if you watch the

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<v Speaker 1>video of me eating the Rocky Mountain oysters, it was

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<v Speaker 1>horrible and I wasn't acting at all. It was literally disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did it because I lost the bet loser anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Hillbilly Mike writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and I are dog people, as I know

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<v Speaker 1>you are, but if we were going to get a cat,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have to be a main coon. Pretty cool

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<v Speaker 1>monster cat. Have you seen this, Danny? I look this

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<v Speaker 1>thing up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, these cats are huge, or they can be.

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<v Speaker 4>There's also some smaller ones, but yeah, the huge ones

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<v Speaker 4>are ridiculous. There's pictures all over the internet where the

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<v Speaker 4>owner is holding looks like a big wild animal, but

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<v Speaker 4>it's a domestic cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they follow the other domestic cats?

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<v Speaker 3>Can?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they poop into the sand and all that like

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<v Speaker 1>the other cats?

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<v Speaker 3>You mean the litter? Yeah, the litter.

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<v Speaker 4>They probably do poop and sandboxes too, if you let

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<v Speaker 4>them outside. But it's an exotic cat, you probably don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to let it go outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody would steal it.

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<v Speaker 1>How big do they get?

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<v Speaker 3>Google large Maine coon?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, and right away you'll see the picture of

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<v Speaker 4>that lady holding the big white main coon.

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<v Speaker 1>Racist. Yeah, I think it's pretty big. Is she smaller?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the cat? That big?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Cat? Big?

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<v Speaker 4>Look at the picture right next to that. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>about as tall as him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Let's see the size of these things, says

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<v Speaker 1>the height of the adults can vary by ten and

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen inches the weight. This is not good. The Guinness

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<v Speaker 1>World Record for a male purebred Maine coon named Stewie

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<v Speaker 1>as the longest cat, measured at forty eight and a

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<v Speaker 1>half inches, tipped the nose. STU He's dead. So as

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<v Speaker 1>of a few years back, there was one that was

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<v Speaker 1>forty five point forty six point five inches in the UK. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a massive man. Do you have a cat?

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<v Speaker 1>You had a cat before? Do you still have your cat?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I still have Mac in fact, as I'm recording on

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<v Speaker 4>this early morning, running around in circles right by my feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's keeping you company.

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<v Speaker 3>He's my Bella.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well bellis you know bellas Bella?

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<v Speaker 3>I know the way she used to podcast with you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she would hang out with me. The dogs Now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it because Luigi would jump everywhere and

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<v Speaker 1>then Moxie bulldogs are always huffing like they're about to die.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's a little tough, he says. Y'all check

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<v Speaker 1>them out. Tell us what either you would go that

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<v Speaker 1>route or not. Also, there aren't your tip. These aren't

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<v Speaker 1>your typical come get your free kitten cat. They definitely

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<v Speaker 1>put a dent in your wallet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How much those things go for? Ye?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Mac is an American short hair, silver and black.

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<v Speaker 4>You've seen pictures of him, and he was thirteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Bucks spicy man.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I did a payment plan. I paid for him

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<v Speaker 3>in two parts.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, but how long do those cats live.

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<v Speaker 3>His breed lives for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not one of those exotic animals that is in

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<v Speaker 4>danger of having an early death due to health issues.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's all so yeah, Yeah, the baby be all

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<v Speaker 1>grown up and the cat will still be around. That

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing, like in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>The cat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, he's eight years old right now and he's

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<v Speaker 4>in good health. The cool thing about cats if you

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<v Speaker 4>take really good care of them. Like my aunt, she

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<v Speaker 4>had a cat that lived to be twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, cats can live a long time if you take

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<v Speaker 4>really good care of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Generation Generation Mike and Fullerton, writes into the mailbag. He says, Hey, Ben, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jerry, last week's thrilling twenty six Fullerton fun Facts.

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<v Speaker 1>Have either of you made plans to visit the city

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<v Speaker 1>in the near future, Danny, or are you gonna on

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<v Speaker 1>one of these weekends you're gonna take the missus out

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<v Speaker 1>the Fullerton to enjoy the train station or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Well, I had never thought about visiting Fullerton on

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<v Speaker 4>a weekend until you read some of those fun facts.

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<v Speaker 4>Because there's free parking and the trees have taken over

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<v Speaker 4>the downtown.

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<v Speaker 3>We're thinking about going.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really what everyone should be doing. He also

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<v Speaker 1>says our friend Mike, He says, why are you still saying, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>winter is coming in your tire rack commercials? Winter just ended?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I be thinking about buying a new set of

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<v Speaker 1>snow tires this far ahead of time? Yeah, Mike. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason for that is somebody fed up and didn't take

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<v Speaker 1>the commercial out of circulation. I don't know where you

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<v Speaker 1>heard that, but I've changed the copy. Mike. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why that is still playing. That should not be

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<v Speaker 1>still playing.

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<v Speaker 4>That is the same thing we kept getting about Gagon

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<v Speaker 4>being in the promo. It's not that it hadn't been

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<v Speaker 4>updated to where you didn't say Gagon's name anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It's that the wrong thing was in circulation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody is guilty of malpractice, of malfeasans and not

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<v Speaker 1>doing their job. And I have no idea. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of layers to the cake, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of layers of the cake, so I'm not sure who.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And a lot of it is either, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>related to sales executives, people who we don't talk to,

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<v Speaker 4>that we don't work with.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have nothing to do, nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>these people. Nick and wisconsint right since sys Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>mister g so I had a really good question the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and forgot to email it in. Well, that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do us any good, Nick, He says that being said,

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<v Speaker 1>how often do you forget what you want to say

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<v Speaker 1>or do? Example, you walk into the kitchen and forget

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<v Speaker 1>what you went there for. He says, Also, I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>better next time, And no, would you rather this week

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<v Speaker 1>because that guy tried to steal my bit a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Haboutatorial Nick is not.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick's not one to hold a grudge at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I respect that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, Danny, have you had any instances we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>to the age now where we forget things. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>does that happened to you? Have you forgotten things when

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<v Speaker 1>you walk into a room, like why.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I here? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I can honestly say that that's not happened to me

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<v Speaker 4>at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sometimes, if I'm really tired, it'll it'll happen. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's not something that's irregular becurs, at least not something

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<v Speaker 1>that I notice. And I'm pretty pretty over the top

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<v Speaker 1>on keeping track of my wallet, my phone, and my

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<v Speaker 1>keys because I lost my wallet a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>So now I always triple check everywhere I go. Mike

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<v Speaker 1>from so Cow writs in thanks Nick, but Mike, and

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<v Speaker 1>Solcu writes and it says Ben and Danny, did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys see this? And he sent me a link here

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<v Speaker 1>Danny to a William Shatner story, our old buddy Shatner, who's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea with just Shatt's birthday. I'm in command.

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<v Speaker 1>Under it says under fire for AI generated album cover.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see this at all? Now? Yeah, says actor

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<v Speaker 1>William Shatner. He sent out a copy of his new

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<v Speaker 1>album Sunday. I guess this is last weekend, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was called where will the Animals Sleep? And fine, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but it appeared they had an AI generated cover piece

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<v Speaker 1>of artwork for the album, and people lost their mind.

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<v Speaker 1>They lost their mind and saying Shatner, it's gross and

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<v Speaker 1>he's not supporting actual artists and he's just using AI

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<v Speaker 1>and all, and so they were killing Shatner for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I would normally say, at his age, Shatner does not

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<v Speaker 1>see that feedback. But we know that Shatner spends a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time a lot of time on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>so the chances of him not seeing it are slim

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<v Speaker 1>and none, and these people complain. Of course we should

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<v Speaker 1>point out Danny as we know, and Mike, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for sending that. In all. Social media exists for people

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<v Speaker 1>to complain. That's it. It exists for people to bellyate

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<v Speaker 1>that things aren't good enough. They're not there's something wrong here,

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<v Speaker 1>there and everywhere. Rights, that's why social media exists. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>convinced of it. Prove me wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the real story here out of this is

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<v Speaker 4>that he's still releasing albums.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell he's by board?

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably like, ah, it's screw it. I got nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Ninety four years old?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he ninety four?

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<v Speaker 3>Really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>He had a birthdate just a few days ago. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at that album cover right now. Boy, who

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<v Speaker 4>cares that it was AI generated? You should just care

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<v Speaker 4>that the album cover stinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks like shit, Like, why would you send

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<v Speaker 1>that out? You're William Shatner, You're an American icon in entertainment,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you could. I mean, he probably had nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with it, but come on, what is next

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<v Speaker 1>on the mail bag? Daddy G and Big Ben Reggie

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<v Speaker 1>from the Bay rights in. He says, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to annoy Nick and Wisconsin. He says, what if

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<v Speaker 1>you could make one gross habit acceptable, which one would

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<v Speaker 1>you choose? He says, this is for both of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of assumed that, Reggie, you didn't need to

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<v Speaker 1>put that in there. I kind of assumed it was

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<v Speaker 1>for both of us. So what is something that people

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<v Speaker 1>considered gross that we could make I guess socially acceptable?

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<v Speaker 3>I got it. Grabbing women's behind I like big butts.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot lie. Well in some countries that is allowed,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Be allowed in ours in the mad Men days.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure. Uh what do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, by the way, I would do that. Just don't

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<v Speaker 3>don't cancel me. Please?

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<v Speaker 1>How about picking boogers? Did you ever get like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a booger?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, and that wouldn't How could you make that okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if the Reggie asked a question, if you could

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<v Speaker 1>make one gross habit acceptable? You know, sometimes you're going no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>bear with me, let me explain. May make my elevator pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>So occasionally you'll be out walking around somewhere and you'll,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how you kind of get that that a

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<v Speaker 1>weird misplaced booger, that kind of pops out of nowhere

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you get a tissue and you discreetly do

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<v Speaker 4>it that way, you don't jam your finger up your nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, I mean I realized that. But I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if you could make it just easier, we just shove

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<v Speaker 1>your finger all the way up your nostril and just

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<v Speaker 1>pick that giant green booger out of your nose.

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<v Speaker 3>Eamn.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait appropriate, of course, Danny that when it's not appropriate,

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<v Speaker 1>one appropriate? Like what would be wrong with that? And

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<v Speaker 1>it would be acceptable. People wouldn't look down upon you,

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't shame me. Or how about this one? Picking

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<v Speaker 1>away dead skin? People get very uncomfortable with that. I've

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot of blisters on my feet over the years,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I have a lot of dead skins. So

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<v Speaker 1>if I pick it away, Like, what's the problem with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you have a problem with that?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I just I you know, I worked with kids,

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<v Speaker 4>and I saw so many kids eat their boogers.

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<v Speaker 3>It just grosses me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying eat your boogers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, just get it out of the nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Just gonna pick a winner and go there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, a little bit of a germophobe too, So I

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<v Speaker 4>don't like seeing people like use the restroom and walk

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<v Speaker 4>out without washing their hands. So when they're jamming fingers

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<v Speaker 4>in the nose and then you see people eating the boogers,

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<v Speaker 4>that grosses me out because of the germs. Also, so

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<v Speaker 4>if you put some hand sanitizer on first, got the

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<v Speaker 4>booger out, put it in a Kleenex, then used hand

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<v Speaker 4>sanitizer again, I think I could be okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe what am I doing this podcast with Jonas Knox now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what happened? Jonahs are doing a pod together?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, you did accidentally call me Jonas Knox on a

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<v Speaker 4>podcast a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's because I was on some meds. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm on drugs right now. Man, But you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>come up with one gross sevent There's nothing that people

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<v Speaker 1>think is gross that you do.

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<v Speaker 3>You're I mean, yeah, I try not to be gross.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, especially like once you get to the age

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<v Speaker 4>where you start dating, you know, and you're around females,

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<v Speaker 4>you put the gross stuff aside, and you're like, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't fart around a girl. I can't belch I

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<v Speaker 4>can't you know, itch my butt. I can't do any

0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 4>gross mannerisms because I'm around a female. Now, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>do that and be slick. So early on, no, I

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<v Speaker 4>put the gross stuff out of the equation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that is true. However, once you're with a woman

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<v Speaker 1>for a while, then no, no, still don't the guardrails

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<v Speaker 1>go down.

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<v Speaker 4>No, never, like like my wifey, I don't fart or

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<v Speaker 4>burpen in front of her or none of that. I've

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<v Speaker 4>never done that with a girlfriend or now a wife.

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<v Speaker 4>It stays the same. You don't do that gross stuff

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<v Speaker 4>in front of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't intentionally do it, but sometimes my wife

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was outside, I was out. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I was outside, but I thought she wasn't around, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I let one rip and she happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>behind me. I didn't realize awkward Ian in Indie rights

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<v Speaker 1>in on the mail bag. And by the way, if

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.880
<v Speaker 1>you would like to send a mailbag question, you don't

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:09.920
<v Speaker 1>have to wait for us. In fact, I didn't even

0:25:09.960 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 1>post it on Facebook. I stopped doing that. We have

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 1>enough people that listen to this podcast every week that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even need to do that. Sometimes I still will,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can just send a question in to the

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<v Speaker 1>mail bag Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real

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<v Speaker 1>fifth hour at gmail dot com. Ian In Indie rights

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<v Speaker 1>in and says, here we go again. It must be

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<v Speaker 1>a full moon. There was a full moon this week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why. What if you could take a pill and

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<v Speaker 1>make your farts smell like a more pleasant scent? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you take it? So that's another what if? That's back

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<v Speaker 1>to back what if questions? Would you take a pill, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>And what smell? Would you want your farts to smell

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<v Speaker 1>like your flatchlets? What would you want, Danny? Like roses?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like?

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny you say roses because one of the things,

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<v Speaker 4>as my stepdad was famous for saying, after he blew

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<v Speaker 4>the bathroom up, he would walk out and he would

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<v Speaker 4>make an announcement, Ah, smells like roses in there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that now you probably understand why I don't like grossness.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, here I would go. You know, I'll go cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could fart cinnamon. Cinnamon's good, It's soothing. I

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<v Speaker 1>would love to fart lavender. Oh, that'd be so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone want to hang out with you, boy, Danny, You

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<v Speaker 1>better eat some drink some soda and eat some beans

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<v Speaker 1>so we can get some nice lavender smell. Okay, knock

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<v Speaker 1>it out. What is that?

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<v Speaker 4>For some reason all these autistic kids would be following me?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is a great one. Sarah from Florida Wrights

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<v Speaker 1>and says, say Been and Danny, what slumlord runs your building?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you guys have to work in a cockroach

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<v Speaker 1>filled studio? Do you guys have an exterminator you can call?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>This is where Lorena is inexperience with FSR really shows,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, her work performance doesn't show her in anexperience.

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<v Speaker 4>But she doesn't know the history of our building, and

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<v Speaker 4>she should have mentioned that in her post showing that

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<v Speaker 4>big kukaracha Ben. You and I both know that it

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<v Speaker 4>used to be a Denny's yep, so obviously there's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be cockroaches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would think after twenty years the cockroaches would

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<v Speaker 1>have realized the Grand Slam Breakfast is not coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>But they they're still there. They're still waiting, they're holding

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<v Speaker 1>out hope.

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<v Speaker 4>How many generations of cockroaches?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I we mentioned like we're probably on like the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how long they live, but we're probably

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<v Speaker 1>on like one hundred generations or something like that. And

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that pissed me off, Danny, that no fun,

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<v Speaker 1>Guy Garcia. And I'll tell Sarah too since she's listening.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing we had this idea, me and Loraina. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this was a great idea, And tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>you think about this. Let me run this by you.

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<v Speaker 3>Cockroach racing, No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>We would get a little you know those like rat

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<v Speaker 1>glass cases, and we would get a couple of pet

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<v Speaker 1>cockroaches as the mascots of Fox Sports Radio, and we'd

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<v Speaker 1>feed them, because the great thing about having a pet cockroaches,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll lead anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like our bosses might frown on that idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe that would inspire them to get rid of

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<v Speaker 1>the cockroaches, but whatever. And so I was like, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'll spend the money, I'll go out and

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<v Speaker 1>get the thing and we'll find I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>we find the cockroaches, just cut into the wall or

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<v Speaker 1>walk around when we're on the air when they're all

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<v Speaker 1>running around.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a guy walking around spreading the other day,

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<v Speaker 4>and they have those traps that are laid out.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're spending money on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Very effective, unless it's not so anyway, I just get

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of cockroaches and we'd put them in the

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<v Speaker 1>glass container, and then we'd have those be theF and

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<v Speaker 1>we'd name them contests, like the NHL team in Utah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would be wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>So and then I would name mine Chewi.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran it by Eddie and Eddie was, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you name your pet cockroach?

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<v Speaker 1>I would look, I'm a man of the people, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would allow the people to name the cockroach

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<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>That means you do one of your famous polls on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not that that would be uh. I might name

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<v Speaker 1>it Bobby Cockerroach or Brian Cockerroach in honor. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I could do Brian cock Roach. That's our old guy

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<v Speaker 1>that used to work here. You'll j from Duluth. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get out on this jay from the luth right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, Ben, I love the show, listen every day

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<v Speaker 1>all four hours. I have an idea for the show,

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<v Speaker 1>He says, how about during the Sunday in the Monday show,

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<v Speaker 1>you do a call out to a former caller to

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<v Speaker 1>the show that we have not heard from in a

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<v Speaker 1>while to see if they can call in. You can

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<v Speaker 1>give them a whole week to do so. So he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to hear some old old callers. He says, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a good show, the greatest show.

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<v Speaker 4>He says, Oh, so you'd like page an old listener,

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<v Speaker 4>like paging weed man, hippie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he came back on Friday. He'd get back on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>He got released from jail. He spent two months in

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<v Speaker 1>jail on a trespassing charge in Miami. He spent in jail.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, weed Man, why were you in jail for?

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<v Speaker 1>He says, the longest he's ever been in jail. And

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<v Speaker 1>we were shocked he got out. We didn't know he

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<v Speaker 1>got out. And then I asked him for his number.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't know my number. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>said he was in jail for two months because he

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<v Speaker 1>had three warrants out for his arrest on other trespassing charges.

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<v Speaker 1>So the bad news is he had warrants out for

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<v Speaker 1>his arrest. The good news is now that he's done

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<v Speaker 1>all of the time in jail, I guess he's got

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<v Speaker 1>no more warrants, So he's good. So you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to worry about it anymore. But he's gonna likely get

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<v Speaker 1>arrested again within the next week and he'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>in jail. But he is back. But thank you for listening. Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if we'll do exactly what you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but from time to time we can say, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from somebody for a while, why not it

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<v Speaker 1>is Sunday. I will be back tonight on this Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>into a Monday with a new radio show as we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the NBA playoffs, we'll recap a look at

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL Draft, some of the big storylines from that

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<v Speaker 1>that are still in play and whatever else pops up.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything you would like to promote, Danny, this would be

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<v Speaker 1>your time right here.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you got? I got nothing to promote me? No,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what? I take that back, Ben, how about.

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<v Speaker 1>You had nothing you saith? God is over nonetheless again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back tonight. Don't forget the Friday Pod if

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, Malord Meet and Green. I'm gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>promoting it on the the old original Recipe radio show

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<v Speaker 1>this week. But if you want get if you want

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<v Speaker 1>that information, first Friday Podcast, Malard meet and greet below

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<v Speaker 1>the Mason Dixon line, so check that out. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful rest of your weekend. It's coming to an

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<v Speaker 1>end soon. We'll talk to you next time. Austa Pasta

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<v Speaker 1>got a murder.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go.