Speaker 1: Kabooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the A mywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio Happy Sunday. We have all
Speaker 1: made it here to the twenty eighth day of April.
Speaker 1: No NFL draft today, that is all dun skis and
Speaker 1: we've got NBA playoff action.
Speaker 3: What is still wrong with the Clippers? How dare you?
Speaker 1: And who knows what else on this podcast. It's a
Speaker 1: mail bag day, Danny and I don't want to waste
Speaker 1: any time. We have a lot of email this week,
Speaker 1: a lot of questions from pod listeners, So let's get
Speaker 1: the party started. What do you say? It's a man
Speaker 1: who we do not pay, but loves this podcast so
Speaker 1: much and has the gift of musical ability that he
Speaker 1: shares that with us. And thank you Ohio. So these
Speaker 1: are actual questions sent in by actual listeners for the show.
Speaker 1: First one, it's a kind of a hybrid question from
Speaker 1: Dave in Chicago. He says, Guys, I enjoy the podcast,
Speaker 1: would you ever take a page out of the Bears
Speaker 1: playbook and bring in a past or to get more
Speaker 1: people to listen to the podcast here on Sundays. So, Danny,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this or not. I
Speaker 1: think what he's Dave is referencing is the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1: I mentioned this on the Overnight show briefly. I did
Speaker 1: not spend a lot of time on it. But the
Speaker 1: Bears trying to get over two billion dollars in public money,
Speaker 1: and so they brought a pastor in to try to
Speaker 1: con essentially pray on getting the money the way it
Speaker 1: was implied. And I saw a little clip online and
Speaker 1: so some people in Chicago are really upset about that,
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? This is you're mixing religion
Speaker 1: and panhandling. I mean, you're trying to fleece the people
Speaker 1: of Chicago. So it was kind of it was not
Speaker 1: because you don't really need to do that anyway. It's
Speaker 1: taxpayer money. It's up to the politicians. Normally, the way
Speaker 1: that works, as I understand it, you just pay off
Speaker 1: the politicians and then they give you the taxpayers money
Speaker 1: and you get them free tickets to whatever you're headling.
Speaker 1: And that's how that works.
Speaker 4: So you know who else is getting ripped off? Here
Speaker 4: the guy who designed the inside of the Raiders new
Speaker 4: Las Vegas Stadium. See the side by side the sketches
Speaker 4: of what they want the new Chicago Stadium to look like.
Speaker 4: It looks like identical to the Vegas Stadium, with.
Speaker 1: The small exception of the skyline of Chicago being out
Speaker 1: instead of the Vegas strip. But yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It's like the Athletics Stadium in Vegas. They tried. They
Speaker 1: were like, well, it's gonna be crazy, but it's mimicked
Speaker 1: after that famous building in Australia. The is it the
Speaker 1: Opera House in Australia or something like that. That yeah,
Speaker 1: famous building anyway, No, Dave, I think we're good on that. Jesus,
Speaker 1: We're okay. Let's see who else do we have. We
Speaker 1: have Jay in Philadelphia, says Ben and Danny Big Ben.
Speaker 1: I know your birthday is coming up this week. Do
Speaker 1: you have any nuggets of wisdom you would like to
Speaker 1: share with us. P Ones No, No, I can give
Speaker 1: you some of my favorite quotes that have inspired me
Speaker 1: in my life. I've talked about a few of these.
Speaker 1: I guess, I just I don't know wisdom. You're turning
Speaker 1: to a podcaster who does a weekend podcast with you know,
Speaker 1: not that that's bad and an overnight show for wisdom. But
Speaker 1: my favorite quotes, Jay, My favorite all time quote is
Speaker 1: from W. C. Fields, an old Hollywood, early Hollywood, old
Speaker 1: dude long dead, and his quote was, if you can't
Speaker 1: dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit and that
Speaker 1: I love that quote. I think that's that's amazing and
Speaker 1: wonderful and all that. So that would be one. And
Speaker 1: then on a more serious note, I do like the
Speaker 1: Eleanor Roosevelt quote that today is the oldest you've ever
Speaker 1: been and the youngest you'll ever be again. I think
Speaker 1: that's a good one, and I guess in wisdom, just
Speaker 1: the fact you learn as you get older, Danny, that
Speaker 1: the most valuable commodity that you have is time. That's
Speaker 1: the most precious thing, and everything else you know, get
Speaker 1: more of or whatever.
Speaker 3: Who cares? Ben, I think Chewbacca said it best.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's a weird question, Jay, but thank you appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Alf From the ticket window at Hinsdale Greyhound Park, he says,
Speaker 1: have you ever been to a dog track? No? No,
Speaker 1: we live in California. When were dog tracks outlawed in California? Danny?
Speaker 3: How long ago? You think? The eighties?
Speaker 4: Before you and I could gamble or we're old enough
Speaker 4: to have our own money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't ever recall a dog track in California.
Speaker 1: I do recall, not that I went. But Jack, the judge,
Speaker 1: he used to go to the dog track and he'd
Speaker 1: call us up on his way to the dog track.
Speaker 1: But let me see, I'm gonna do a search here.
Speaker 1: You're talking amongst yourself here, let me do a little search.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was doing the same thing. Nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 4: California declared dog racing illegal at nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Really that long ago, yeah.
Speaker 3: Says since the track at Bayshore City.
Speaker 4: Has there been a place in California that had dog racing?
Speaker 1: Okay? Interesting? Did the dogs know they're racing?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: The greyhounds?
Speaker 3: Are they aware? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Uh, see West Virginia. I'm looking at places, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of closed tracks. As of twenty twenty four, there
Speaker 1: are only two active greyhound racetracks in the entire United States,
Speaker 1: both in the state of West Virginia. Let's hear it
Speaker 1: for Virginia. They love their dogs, unless they don't Delaware,
Speaker 1: North Wheeling Island Hotel Casino Racetrack. Okay, so there's there's
Speaker 1: a couple there. In addition to West Virginia, live greyhound
Speaker 1: racing is still legal but not currently practiced in the
Speaker 1: states of Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Connecticut.
Speaker 4: So I think it's cool when people save those racing
Speaker 4: dogs after they're done with their career.
Speaker 1: Does Michael Vick go to the truck? You think he's
Speaker 1: ever in West Virginia goes.
Speaker 3: To the truck, Michael big joke was coming.
Speaker 1: Low hanging fruit, which is the most delicious. I remember
Speaker 1: somebody from the company went to vacation in Mexico and
Speaker 1: they left a pamphlet on cock fighting. They went to
Speaker 1: a cock fight. I was attracted to the giant metal cock.
Speaker 1: Not attractive supply company cock. This was the real deal.
Speaker 1: And they left this pamphlet from the arena where you
Speaker 1: could see the cocks fighting the other cocks in the
Speaker 1: in the arena. So I still remember that it's legal
Speaker 1: in Mexico. I don't think he's even legal everywhere in
Speaker 1: Mexico cock fighting. But West Virginia the only only state.
Speaker 1: You'd think there'd be some. In Alabama or South Carolina
Speaker 1: where I'm going, you'd think there'd be some.
Speaker 3: But no, dare you? Yeah? And they don't have dukes
Speaker 3: of hazard cars anymore either.
Speaker 1: You got rid of those?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: What a bummer racist? All right? Scott in Northern Kentucky
Speaker 1: right since says, unfortunately, I am at an age where
Speaker 1: I need to get a colonoscopy next week you get
Speaker 1: away from me. Yeah, have either of you had to
Speaker 1: do this yet? If so, how is the experience?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Looking forward to it? On another note, I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to both know how much the pod and
Speaker 1: the Daily Show is appreciated. I've been going through a
Speaker 1: lot rough patch and whatnot, as we all do from
Speaker 1: time to time. And he says he spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time with the pod, and he said bright Spot, well,
Speaker 1: thank you. It cheers him up, so hopefully things will
Speaker 1: be better. I have not had one. I'm getting close
Speaker 1: to the age where I need to have one, Dan,
Speaker 1: have you had a colonoscopy before.
Speaker 4: When you're in your late forties now they suggest it.
Speaker 4: My doctor talked to me about it at my last checkup.
Speaker 4: I want to say, it was just a few months back,
Speaker 4: and I convinced her to let me go the cola
Speaker 4: guard route where you send some pooh in the mail.
Speaker 1: It was great to see pooh Oh. You had to
Speaker 1: like you had to go fishing for the pooh, that
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 4: It comes in this kit and you put the plastic
Speaker 4: thing in the potty and then you poo into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I guess Scott can't do that.
Speaker 4: I guess, well you can if you tell your doctor
Speaker 4: look so busy with my schedule. I don't have time
Speaker 4: for your nonsense. With that, you know, putting me under
Speaker 4: and all that stuff. There's no one to be at
Speaker 4: my job. We can even fill in for me, and
Speaker 4: then she'll let you or he'll let you do the
Speaker 4: cola guard.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well that'd be the way to go.
Speaker 1: Then good luck with that. Scott, probably too late for
Speaker 1: you to do what Danny did. But he also says, Ben,
Speaker 1: if you had eaten Rocky Mountain oysters in a restaurant
Speaker 1: as I had to try with some friends while in Denver.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been as bad as that jerky. They
Speaker 1: were deep fried, sliced with a dipping sauce, basically tasted
Speaker 1: like nothing. Scott says, yeah, well, what I had was disgusting,
Speaker 1: and that dope Eddie Garcia and Cooper Loop and all
Speaker 1: those guys were giving me a hard time when they
Speaker 1: wouldn't even eat it because it was disgusting holding ball,
Speaker 1: touching balls, you name it. I had a lot of balls,
Speaker 1: and I was clearly edited. And if you watch the
Speaker 1: video of me eating the Rocky Mountain oysters, it was
Speaker 1: horrible and I wasn't acting at all. It was literally disgusting,
Speaker 1: but I did it because I lost the bet loser anyway,
Speaker 1: Hillbilly Mike writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny,
Speaker 1: my wife and I are dog people, as I know
Speaker 1: you are, but if we were going to get a cat,
Speaker 1: it would have to be a main coon. Pretty cool
Speaker 1: monster cat. Have you seen this, Danny? I look this
Speaker 1: thing up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, these cats are huge, or they can be.
Speaker 4: There's also some smaller ones, but yeah, the huge ones
Speaker 4: are ridiculous. There's pictures all over the internet where the
Speaker 4: owner is holding looks like a big wild animal, but
Speaker 4: it's a domestic cat.
Speaker 1: Did they follow the other domestic cats?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 1: Did they poop into the sand and all that like
Speaker 1: the other cats?
Speaker 3: You mean the litter? Yeah, the litter.
Speaker 4: They probably do poop and sandboxes too, if you let
Speaker 4: them outside. But it's an exotic cat, you probably don't
Speaker 4: want to let it go outside.
Speaker 3: Somebody would steal it.
Speaker 1: How big do they get?
Speaker 3: Google large Maine coon?
Speaker 4: All right, and right away you'll see the picture of
Speaker 4: that lady holding the big white main coon.
Speaker 1: Racist. Yeah, I think it's pretty big. Is she smaller?
Speaker 1: Is the cat? That big?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Cat? Big?
Speaker 4: Look at the picture right next to that. It's just
Speaker 4: about as tall as him.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Let's see the size of these things, says
Speaker 1: the height of the adults can vary by ten and
Speaker 1: sixteen inches the weight. This is not good. The Guinness
Speaker 1: World Record for a male purebred Maine coon named Stewie
Speaker 1: as the longest cat, measured at forty eight and a
Speaker 1: half inches, tipped the nose. STU He's dead. So as
Speaker 1: of a few years back, there was one that was
Speaker 1: forty five point forty six point five inches in the UK. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a massive man. Do you have a cat?
Speaker 1: You had a cat before? Do you still have your cat?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I still have Mac in fact, as I'm recording on
Speaker 4: this early morning, running around in circles right by my feet.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's keeping you company.
Speaker 3: He's my Bella.
Speaker 1: Okay, well bellis you know bellas Bella?
Speaker 3: I know the way she used to podcast with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she would hang out with me. The dogs Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't do it because Luigi would jump everywhere and
Speaker 1: then Moxie bulldogs are always huffing like they're about to die.
Speaker 1: So it's it's a little tough, he says. Y'all check
Speaker 1: them out. Tell us what either you would go that
Speaker 1: route or not. Also, there aren't your tip. These aren't
Speaker 1: your typical come get your free kitten cat. They definitely
Speaker 1: put a dent in your wallet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How much those things go for? Ye?
Speaker 4: Well, Mac is an American short hair, silver and black.
Speaker 4: You've seen pictures of him, and he was thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Bucks spicy man.
Speaker 3: Okay, I did a payment plan. I paid for him
Speaker 3: in two parts.
Speaker 1: Wow, but how long do those cats live.
Speaker 3: His breed lives for a while.
Speaker 4: He's not one of those exotic animals that is in
Speaker 4: danger of having an early death due to health issues.
Speaker 1: Well that's all so yeah, Yeah, the baby be all
Speaker 1: grown up and the cat will still be around. That
Speaker 1: kind of thing, like in high school.
Speaker 3: The cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he's eight years old right now and he's
Speaker 4: in good health. The cool thing about cats if you
Speaker 4: take really good care of them. Like my aunt, she
Speaker 4: had a cat that lived to be twenty two.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cats can live a long time if you take
Speaker 4: really good care of them.
Speaker 1: Generation Generation Mike and Fullerton, writes into the mailbag. He says, Hey, Ben, Ben,
Speaker 1: and Jerry, last week's thrilling twenty six Fullerton fun Facts.
Speaker 1: Have either of you made plans to visit the city
Speaker 1: in the near future, Danny, or are you gonna on
Speaker 1: one of these weekends you're gonna take the missus out
Speaker 1: the Fullerton to enjoy the train station or anything like that.
Speaker 4: No, Well, I had never thought about visiting Fullerton on
Speaker 4: a weekend until you read some of those fun facts.
Speaker 4: Because there's free parking and the trees have taken over
Speaker 4: the downtown.
Speaker 3: We're thinking about going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really what everyone should be doing. He also
Speaker 1: says our friend Mike, He says, why are you still saying, Ben,
Speaker 1: winter is coming in your tire rack commercials? Winter just ended?
Speaker 1: Should I be thinking about buying a new set of
Speaker 1: snow tires this far ahead of time? Yeah, Mike. The
Speaker 1: reason for that is somebody fed up and didn't take
Speaker 1: the commercial out of circulation. I don't know where you
Speaker 1: heard that, but I've changed the copy. Mike. I don't
Speaker 1: know why that is still playing. That should not be
Speaker 1: still playing.
Speaker 4: That is the same thing we kept getting about Gagon
Speaker 4: being in the promo. It's not that it hadn't been
Speaker 4: updated to where you didn't say Gagon's name anymore.
Speaker 3: It's that the wrong thing was in circulation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody is guilty of malpractice, of malfeasans and not
Speaker 1: doing their job. And I have no idea. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of layers to the cake, a lot
Speaker 1: of layers of the cake, so I'm not sure who.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And a lot of it is either, you know,
Speaker 4: related to sales executives, people who we don't talk to,
Speaker 4: that we don't work with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have nothing to do, nothing to do with
Speaker 1: these people. Nick and wisconsint right since sys Ben and
Speaker 1: mister g so I had a really good question the
Speaker 1: other day and forgot to email it in. Well, that
Speaker 1: doesn't do us any good, Nick, He says that being said,
Speaker 1: how often do you forget what you want to say
Speaker 1: or do? Example, you walk into the kitchen and forget
Speaker 1: what you went there for. He says, Also, I'll do
Speaker 1: better next time, And no, would you rather this week
Speaker 1: because that guy tried to steal my bit a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Haboutatorial Nick is not.
Speaker 1: Nick's not one to hold a grudge at all.
Speaker 3: I respect that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, Danny, have you had any instances we're getting
Speaker 1: to the age now where we forget things. Have you
Speaker 1: does that happened to you? Have you forgotten things when
Speaker 1: you walk into a room, like why.
Speaker 3: Am I here? No?
Speaker 4: I can honestly say that that's not happened to me
Speaker 4: at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes, if I'm really tired, it'll it'll happen. But
Speaker 1: it's not something that's irregular becurs, at least not something
Speaker 1: that I notice. And I'm pretty pretty over the top
Speaker 1: on keeping track of my wallet, my phone, and my
Speaker 1: keys because I lost my wallet a couple of times,
Speaker 1: So now I always triple check everywhere I go. Mike
Speaker 1: from so Cow writs in thanks Nick, but Mike, and
Speaker 1: Solcu writes and it says Ben and Danny, did you
Speaker 1: guys see this? And he sent me a link here
Speaker 1: Danny to a William Shatner story, our old buddy Shatner, who's.
Speaker 3: Yea with just Shatt's birthday. I'm in command.
Speaker 1: Under it says under fire for AI generated album cover.
Speaker 1: Did you see this at all? Now? Yeah, says actor
Speaker 1: William Shatner. He sent out a copy of his new
Speaker 1: album Sunday. I guess this is last weekend, and it
Speaker 1: was called where will the Animals Sleep? And fine, whatever,
Speaker 1: but it appeared they had an AI generated cover piece
Speaker 1: of artwork for the album, and people lost their mind.
Speaker 1: They lost their mind and saying Shatner, it's gross and
Speaker 1: he's not supporting actual artists and he's just using AI
Speaker 1: and all, and so they were killing Shatner for this.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I would normally say, at his age, Shatner does not
Speaker 1: see that feedback. But we know that Shatner spends a
Speaker 1: lot of time a lot of time on social media,
Speaker 1: so the chances of him not seeing it are slim
Speaker 1: and none, and these people complain. Of course we should
Speaker 1: point out Danny as we know, and Mike, thank you
Speaker 1: for sending that. In all. Social media exists for people
Speaker 1: to complain. That's it. It exists for people to bellyate
Speaker 1: that things aren't good enough. They're not there's something wrong here,
Speaker 1: there and everywhere. Rights, that's why social media exists. I'm
Speaker 1: convinced of it. Prove me wrong.
Speaker 4: I think the real story here out of this is
Speaker 4: that he's still releasing albums.
Speaker 3: What the hell he's by board?
Speaker 1: He's probably like, ah, it's screw it. I got nothing
Speaker 1: else going on?
Speaker 3: Ninety four years old?
Speaker 1: Is he ninety four?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He had a birthdate just a few days ago. And
Speaker 4: I'm looking at that album cover right now. Boy, who
Speaker 4: cares that it was AI generated? You should just care
Speaker 4: that the album cover stinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like shit, Like, why would you send
Speaker 1: that out? You're William Shatner, You're an American icon in entertainment,
Speaker 1: that's what you could. I mean, he probably had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with it, but come on, what is next
Speaker 1: on the mail bag? Daddy G and Big Ben Reggie
Speaker 1: from the Bay rights in. He says, oh, this is
Speaker 1: going to annoy Nick and Wisconsin. He says, what if
Speaker 1: you could make one gross habit acceptable, which one would
Speaker 1: you choose? He says, this is for both of us.
Speaker 1: I kind of assumed that, Reggie, you didn't need to
Speaker 1: put that in there. I kind of assumed it was
Speaker 1: for both of us. So what is something that people
Speaker 1: considered gross that we could make I guess socially acceptable?
Speaker 3: I got it. Grabbing women's behind I like big butts.
Speaker 1: I cannot lie. Well in some countries that is allowed,
Speaker 1: I think, but yeah.
Speaker 3: Be allowed in ours in the mad Men days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Uh what do you think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, I would do that. Just don't
Speaker 3: don't cancel me. Please?
Speaker 1: How about picking boogers? Did you ever get like a
Speaker 1: like a booger?
Speaker 3: Oh no, and that wouldn't How could you make that okay?
Speaker 1: Well, if the Reggie asked a question, if you could
Speaker 1: make one gross habit acceptable? You know, sometimes you're going no, no,
Speaker 1: bear with me, let me explain. May make my elevator pitch.
Speaker 1: So occasionally you'll be out walking around somewhere and you'll,
Speaker 1: you know, how you kind of get that that a
Speaker 1: weird misplaced booger, that kind of pops out of nowhere
Speaker 1: and you want to get rid of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you get a tissue and you discreetly do
Speaker 4: it that way, you don't jam your finger up your nose.
Speaker 1: Well no, I mean I realized that. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if you could make it just easier, we just shove
Speaker 1: your finger all the way up your nostril and just
Speaker 1: pick that giant green booger out of your nose.
Speaker 3: Eamn.
Speaker 1: Wait appropriate, of course, Danny that when it's not appropriate,
Speaker 1: one appropriate? Like what would be wrong with that? And
Speaker 1: it would be acceptable. People wouldn't look down upon you,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't shame me. Or how about this one? Picking
Speaker 1: away dead skin? People get very uncomfortable with that. I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of blisters on my feet over the years,
Speaker 1: and so I have a lot of dead skins. So
Speaker 1: if I pick it away, Like, what's the problem with that?
Speaker 1: Why would you have a problem with that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I mean, I just I you know, I worked with kids,
Speaker 4: and I saw so many kids eat their boogers.
Speaker 3: It just grosses me up.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying eat your boogers.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, just get it out of the nose.
Speaker 1: Just gonna pick a winner and go there.
Speaker 4: Well, a little bit of a germophobe too, So I
Speaker 4: don't like seeing people like use the restroom and walk
Speaker 4: out without washing their hands. So when they're jamming fingers
Speaker 4: in the nose and then you see people eating the boogers,
Speaker 4: that grosses me out because of the germs. Also, so
Speaker 4: if you put some hand sanitizer on first, got the
Speaker 4: booger out, put it in a Kleenex, then used hand
Speaker 4: sanitizer again, I think I could be okay with that.
Speaker 1: Maybe what am I doing this podcast with Jonas Knox now?
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Jonahs are doing a pod together?
Speaker 4: Wow, you did accidentally call me Jonas Knox on a
Speaker 4: podcast a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's because I was on some meds. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm on drugs right now. Man, But you didn't
Speaker 1: come up with one gross sevent There's nothing that people
Speaker 1: think is gross that you do.
Speaker 3: You're I mean, yeah, I try not to be gross.
Speaker 4: I mean, especially like once you get to the age
Speaker 4: where you start dating, you know, and you're around females,
Speaker 4: you put the gross stuff aside, and you're like, man,
Speaker 4: I can't fart around a girl. I can't belch I
Speaker 4: can't you know, itch my butt. I can't do any
Speaker 4: gross mannerisms because I'm around a female. Now, I can't
Speaker 4: do that and be slick. So early on, no, I
Speaker 4: put the gross stuff out of the equation.
Speaker 1: Well that is true. However, once you're with a woman
Speaker 1: for a while, then no, no, still don't the guardrails
Speaker 1: go down.
Speaker 4: No, never, like like my wifey, I don't fart or
Speaker 4: burpen in front of her or none of that. I've
Speaker 4: never done that with a girlfriend or now a wife.
Speaker 4: It stays the same. You don't do that gross stuff
Speaker 4: in front of them.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't intentionally do it, but sometimes my wife
Speaker 1: I thought I was outside, I was out. In fact,
Speaker 1: I was outside, but I thought she wasn't around, and
Speaker 1: so I let one rip and she happened to be
Speaker 1: behind me. I didn't realize awkward Ian in Indie rights
Speaker 1: in on the mail bag. And by the way, if
Speaker 1: you would like to send a mailbag question, you don't
Speaker 1: have to wait for us. In fact, I didn't even
Speaker 1: post it on Facebook. I stopped doing that. We have
Speaker 1: enough people that listen to this podcast every week that
Speaker 1: I don't even need to do that. Sometimes I still will,
Speaker 1: but you can just send a question in to the
Speaker 1: mail bag Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real
Speaker 1: fifth hour at gmail dot com. Ian In Indie rights
Speaker 1: in and says, here we go again. It must be
Speaker 1: a full moon. There was a full moon this week.
Speaker 1: That's why. What if you could take a pill and
Speaker 1: make your farts smell like a more pleasant scent? Would
Speaker 1: you take it? So that's another what if? That's back
Speaker 1: to back what if questions? Would you take a pill, Danny?
Speaker 1: And what smell? Would you want your farts to smell
Speaker 1: like your flatchlets? What would you want, Danny? Like roses?
Speaker 1: Would you like?
Speaker 4: It's funny you say roses because one of the things,
Speaker 4: as my stepdad was famous for saying, after he blew
Speaker 4: the bathroom up, he would walk out and he would
Speaker 4: make an announcement, Ah, smells like roses in there.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Now that now you probably understand why I don't like grossness.
Speaker 1: No, no, here I would go. You know, I'll go cinnamon.
Speaker 1: If I could fart cinnamon. Cinnamon's good, It's soothing. I
Speaker 1: would love to fart lavender. Oh, that'd be so nice.
Speaker 1: Everyone want to hang out with you, boy, Danny, You
Speaker 1: better eat some drink some soda and eat some beans
Speaker 1: so we can get some nice lavender smell. Okay, knock
Speaker 1: it out. What is that?
Speaker 4: For some reason all these autistic kids would be following me?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a great one. Sarah from Florida Wrights
Speaker 1: and says, say Been and Danny, what slumlord runs your building?
Speaker 1: Why do you guys have to work in a cockroach
Speaker 1: filled studio? Do you guys have an exterminator you can call?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: This is where Lorena is inexperience with FSR really shows,
Speaker 4: you know, her work performance doesn't show her in anexperience.
Speaker 4: But she doesn't know the history of our building, and
Speaker 4: she should have mentioned that in her post showing that
Speaker 4: big kukaracha Ben. You and I both know that it
Speaker 4: used to be a Denny's yep, so obviously there's gonna
Speaker 4: be cockroaches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think after twenty years the cockroaches would
Speaker 1: have realized the Grand Slam Breakfast is not coming back.
Speaker 1: But they they're still there. They're still waiting, they're holding
Speaker 1: out hope.
Speaker 4: How many generations of cockroaches?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh, I we mentioned like we're probably on like the
Speaker 1: I don't know how long they live, but we're probably
Speaker 1: on like one hundred generations or something like that. And
Speaker 1: the thing that pissed me off, Danny, that no fun,
Speaker 1: Guy Garcia. And I'll tell Sarah too since she's listening.
Speaker 1: The thing we had this idea, me and Loraina. I
Speaker 1: thought this was a great idea, And tell me what
Speaker 1: you think about this. Let me run this by you.
Speaker 3: Cockroach racing, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: We would get a little you know those like rat
Speaker 1: glass cases, and we would get a couple of pet
Speaker 1: cockroaches as the mascots of Fox Sports Radio, and we'd
Speaker 1: feed them, because the great thing about having a pet cockroaches,
Speaker 1: they'll lead anything.
Speaker 4: I feel like our bosses might frown on that idea.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe that would inspire them to get rid of
Speaker 1: the cockroaches, but whatever. And so I was like, we'll
Speaker 1: do it. I'll spend the money, I'll go out and
Speaker 1: get the thing and we'll find I don't know where
Speaker 1: we find the cockroaches, just cut into the wall or
Speaker 1: walk around when we're on the air when they're all
Speaker 1: running around.
Speaker 4: There was a guy walking around spreading the other day,
Speaker 4: and they have those traps that are laid out.
Speaker 3: So they're spending money on it.
Speaker 1: Very effective, unless it's not so anyway, I just get
Speaker 1: a couple of cockroaches and we'd put them in the
Speaker 1: glass container, and then we'd have those be theF and
Speaker 1: we'd name them contests, like the NHL team in Utah,
Speaker 1: and it would be wonderful.
Speaker 3: So and then I would name mine Chewi.
Speaker 1: I ran it by Eddie and Eddie was, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you can't do that.
Speaker 3: What would you name your pet cockroach?
Speaker 1: I would look, I'm a man of the people, Danny,
Speaker 1: so I would allow the people to name the cockroach
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: That means you do one of your famous polls on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Why not that that would be uh. I might name
Speaker 1: it Bobby Cockerroach or Brian Cockerroach in honor. I guess
Speaker 1: I could do Brian cock Roach. That's our old guy
Speaker 1: that used to work here. You'll j from Duluth. We'll
Speaker 1: get out on this jay from the luth right, So,
Speaker 1: he says, Ben, I love the show, listen every day
Speaker 1: all four hours. I have an idea for the show,
Speaker 1: He says, how about during the Sunday in the Monday show,
Speaker 1: you do a call out to a former caller to
Speaker 1: the show that we have not heard from in a
Speaker 1: while to see if they can call in. You can
Speaker 1: give them a whole week to do so. So he
Speaker 1: wants to hear some old old callers. He says, you've
Speaker 1: got a good show, the greatest show.
Speaker 4: He says, Oh, so you'd like page an old listener,
Speaker 4: like paging weed man, hippie.
Speaker 1: Oh, he came back on Friday. He'd get back on Friday.
Speaker 1: He got released from jail. He spent two months in
Speaker 1: jail on a trespassing charge in Miami. He spent in jail.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, weed Man, why were you in jail for?
Speaker 1: He says, the longest he's ever been in jail. And
Speaker 1: we were shocked he got out. We didn't know he
Speaker 1: got out. And then I asked him for his number.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know my number. And then he
Speaker 1: said he was in jail for two months because he
Speaker 1: had three warrants out for his arrest on other trespassing charges.
Speaker 1: So the bad news is he had warrants out for
Speaker 1: his arrest. The good news is now that he's done
Speaker 1: all of the time in jail, I guess he's got
Speaker 1: no more warrants, So he's good. So you don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it anymore. But he's gonna likely get
Speaker 1: arrested again within the next week and he'll be back
Speaker 1: in jail. But he is back. But thank you for listening. Jay,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if we'll do exactly what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but from time to time we can say, hey, we
Speaker 1: haven't heard from somebody for a while, why not it
Speaker 1: is Sunday. I will be back tonight on this Sunday
Speaker 1: into a Monday with a new radio show as we
Speaker 1: talk about the NBA playoffs, we'll recap a look at
Speaker 1: the NFL Draft, some of the big storylines from that
Speaker 1: that are still in play and whatever else pops up.
Speaker 1: Anything you would like to promote, Danny, this would be
Speaker 1: your time right here.
Speaker 3: What do you got? I got nothing to promote me? No,
Speaker 3: you know what? I take that back, Ben, how about.
Speaker 1: You had nothing you saith? God is over nonetheless again.
Speaker 1: I'll be back tonight. Don't forget the Friday Pod if
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Speaker 1: a wonderful rest of your weekend. It's coming to an
Speaker 1: end soon. We'll talk to you next time. Austa Pasta
Speaker 1: got a murder.
Speaker 3: I gotta go.