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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, hi, Kurtie, b here it is uh.

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Speaker 1: Huh scientists just made plastic out of salmon sperm.

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Speaker 3: Oh, finally, finally the thing we've all been wishing for

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Speaker 3: every night and praying for. Well, okay, let's get into

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Speaker 3: a little fishy banana.

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Speaker 2: Shall we.

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Speaker 1: Say doll world up?

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Speaker 4: It's bad?

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Speaker 2: Would you be.

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Speaker 5: My docillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 5: Bana Bana.

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Speaker 1: Bana banana ba Guys, gals and non binary pals. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm kerk Browneler, I'm banana boy number two. Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast everyone.

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Speaker 2: Well, there ever was?

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say there ever were, but it's there

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Speaker 3: ever was, so we can say the word.

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Speaker 2: I'm just leave it up.

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Speaker 3: I'm pumped up today because we're doing an exactly right

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Speaker 3: crossover episode. Those are always thrilling, and whenever we have

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Speaker 3: more than one guest, it's always thrilling.

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Speaker 1: It's rare that we have four people on the show

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Speaker 1: at the same time, and it is very exciting. We

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Speaker 1: might get right into it. Our guests today are estheticians

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Speaker 1: and entrepreneurs who've been featured in the Washington Post New

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Speaker 1: York magazine. Yes, they currently host the Fantastic True Beauty

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn podcast. I'm exactly right. Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Taylor and Alex Shapiro.

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, show. That was awesome. Also, it's so hard

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Speaker 5: for me to not talk with those very hard.

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Speaker 2: You do.

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Speaker 1: Now you could talk.

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Speaker 2: You're free, you have been unchained, You're free to talk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I really really really liked that. I wish someone

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Speaker 5: would do that anytime, every time we want any rooms.

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Speaker 1: There just just like little bugles, you know, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I have been told that on set when the Rock,

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Speaker 5: The backsteat, backstage hypemen like that. They're just like, Yo,

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Speaker 5: I don't need that. I could see him being like that, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But also, wouldn't you want to know if I would

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Speaker 5: sure there's nothing. Oh, I was gonna say i'd be

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Speaker 1: I mean on the ground, hands under my chin, do

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Speaker 2: Kiss me like that.

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Speaker 5: We went to very different directions there.

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Speaker 3: A very well groomed man, right, the Rock does some stuff.

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Speaker 6: He's got some eyebrows. Oh, and his body's very Do

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Speaker 6: you know what the Rock is cooking?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Who's the one that did suck it? I was

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Speaker 3: It's all right, and I were not we didn't like

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Speaker 3: with Triple H. I don't think that's right. Five wrestling names,

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Speaker 3: Those corduroy shorts are gorgeous, I'm going to be like,

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Speaker 2: Next time.

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Speaker 3: If Kurt and I ever pitched Bananas the podcast as

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Speaker 3: I want to get eyelash.

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Speaker 6: I was clown red. Honestly, I was thinking this silly.

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Speaker 1: Want to hear about some Yeah, you want to hear Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this. This fish semen cuff

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Speaker 6: It is I never knew that you called jerking off

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Speaker 1: When I saw the headline, I was like, how are

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Speaker 1: You know, the rock is coming, The rock is coming.

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Speaker 2: Une is coming to set everyone. Please they don't say

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Speaker 1: an Insider. It was written by doctor Lindsay Fitzharris. Great name,

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Speaker 2: You know you still.

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Speaker 1: Get over to the Austrian Army.

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Speaker 6: I love this story because I'm about I'm like, what

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Speaker 5: Years old, I haven't grow. I witnessed it every day.

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Speaker 5: I know how you feel.

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Speaker 2: Happy that it's still persists.

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Speaker 1: And also I love I love an admission of clumsiness,

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Speaker 5: We're both really clumsy. It's clumsiest. I'm clums Ono, she's

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Speaker 6: Tory, do you know what I I mean together, it's

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Speaker 5: Listen, I've been doing a facial and just knocking shit

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Speaker 1: I mean the fact that you guys have run a

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Speaker 6: Seven years in Brooklyn. We're opening a second location in February.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where's that.

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Speaker 6: It's in green Point. You guys know about green Point

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Speaker 6: I mean when we first opened this place, Like when

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Speaker 6: She was like, I just kept hearing you say twenty

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Speaker 5: What the fucks. We then lost ourselves in the bathroom.

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Speaker 5: We just lot yes and we drank tequila. But it's

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Speaker 6: It's going to be a beautiful labor of love by

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Speaker 5: Come so i'd be marrying our money back. We can

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Speaker 1: We're doing the most terrifying I just I give it

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Speaker 1: up to like to run a business New York City

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Speaker 5: And you're not wealthy, which we are not. No, it's

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Speaker 6: As far as other cities go, New York is very

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Speaker 5: They just want to get paid. They're like, sure, you

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Speaker 6: Start a business, whatever you want, It don't cost you

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: You have to deal with all these people that are

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Speaker 3: like the neighborhood specialists, like you need electricity called Johnny Lights, yes.

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Speaker 1: No, literally, do you need new doors?

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Speaker 2: And called Jackie Knobbs, Yeah, Knobs will be there.

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Speaker 3: When I worked at Two Boots, our fish guy was

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Speaker 2: Some Joey Fish. I don't deliver fish.

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Speaker 3: But it is like everybody comes in and you're like,

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Speaker 5: Oh we have. We do have a group of Italian

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Speaker 6: Yes, And they all know each other, and they all

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Speaker 5: You're from the neighborhood. We've got a lot of neighborhood ladies.

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Speaker 6: I was like, oh, you know Felicia fill in the blank.

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Speaker 5: Know each Oh, I know her. You tell her that

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Speaker 5: Yap said hello. I'm like, also, his name is Yap

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Speaker 6: You know me.

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Speaker 3: That is why Brooklyn and Queens are so fantastic, because

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yet up, yes, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah. Oh god, he was real quick. He referred

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Speaker 5: He doesn't answer on Saturdays. We both looked at each

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Speaker 3: Like this, Okay, maybe he just doesn't answer your calls

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Speaker 3: because you're calling him name.

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Speaker 5: You know, we did lose that, We did lose that electrician. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: he wasn't totally wrong. He kind of he wasn't.

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Speaker 2: That's true. That is true.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was listening to the episode. First comes self love,

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Speaker 3: then comes marriage.

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Speaker 2: You know this story.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting because some of those questions, and I think

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Speaker 3: come to you to get you know, the first facial

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Speaker 3: Then you're gonna hate our guts. So I wanted to

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Speaker 3: talk about this story sent in by Vegue seventeen. Veigs

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Speaker 3: used to send an a lot of stuff glad to

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Speaker 3: hear from Beigs again. Bride passes out, vomits and gets

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Speaker 5: I love wedding disaster stories.

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Speaker 1: So we should have opened with this one.

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Speaker 3: This is a good one, and this one is recent

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Speaker 3: and this is from the New York Post, so you

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Speaker 2: Asia Grace best in the bag.

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Speaker 3: She's good and you know this first sentence really lets

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Speaker 3: you know that Asia goes above and beyond. This bride

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Speaker 3: went from blushing to barfick in a matter of seconds. Oh, Asia,

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Speaker 3: good wife. Holly Lnia Collienda. That is Holly Lnia Colinda Darnell.

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Speaker 3: That is her full name. We're gonna call her Holly.

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Speaker 3: Unintentionally put her grooms quote in sickness and in health

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Speaker 2: Got pooped She wasn't doing the pooping.

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Speaker 1: Someone pooped on her.

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Speaker 2: Correct.

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Speaker 3: I kept trying to tell my husband I didn't feel good,

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Speaker 3: and he thought I was joking, says Holly twenty three.

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Speaker 3: and she so she says this on TikTok in a

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Speaker 3: Over three point seven million viewers have seen this a

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Speaker 3: On her wedding day, after I passed out, my sister

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Speaker 3: the baby sitting there with a fan on. So she

445
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Speaker 3: comes over to me, puts the fan on me, and

446
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 3: as she's holding me, my nephew starts poop. Big, she says,

447
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 3: And the poop goes down my arms and into my dress.

448
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 5: Into into the inside.

449
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Speaker 1: But I love that the first off. I love that

450
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: this new baby is just going commando at this wedding.

451
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 2: This new baby's.

452
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Speaker 1: Butthole exposed in any way. I have two children.

453
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Speaker 2: I know you just keep a diaper on with some pants,

454
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: especially at a wedding. Yeah, exclusively at a wedding.

455
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Speaker 3: Also, yeah, she pukes, she faints, She pukes and she

456
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: gets crapped on all within you know, as the pastor's

457
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Speaker 3: starting to speak, it's a perfect.

458
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Speaker 5: At least doesn't.

459
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Speaker 3: Plan to hop on a plane to honeymoon in New

460
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Speaker 3: York City with her husband Jackson right after the ceremony,

461
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Speaker 3: was miraculously able to get her dressed, dry cleaned in

462
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Speaker 3: time for her flight to the Big Apple.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why.

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Speaker 1: Is she gonna wear it, because that definitely seems that's.

465
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Speaker 3: What that's what we'men do, right, ladies, she just never

466
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Speaker 3: stopped wearing that wedding dress your honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm I'm everybody needs.

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Speaker 5: To know, So everybody needs to know. I'm there is

469
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 5: just so dumb. There's just so much here. Why I

470
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Speaker 5: imagine going to New York City for your honeymoon.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I love it here in choice, but like girl,

472
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Speaker 6: that was yeah, just it's nice here, but is not honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: Like extreme foodies or something. I agree that.

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Speaker 5: Unless you're extru there's already barf and poop involved. Like Also,

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Speaker 5: I've been ko going on a plane after all of

476
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Speaker 5: that bad luck, you know, I was just more and

477
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Speaker 5: poop stay home. Also, girl is sick and she's spreading

478
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Speaker 5: all her fucking germs on a plane. I have a

479
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 5: lot of problems with this. You're right, and girl, it's

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Speaker 5: your wedding.

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Speaker 3: Think about her thirty thousand feet she's just gonna be

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Speaker 3: faint and coach, I say.

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Speaker 6: Girl, it is your wedding. Say I need you to

484
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Speaker 6: wait a few more minutes.

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 5: Why did she get to that point? And why did

487
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Speaker 5: the baby shut down? Take the baby away?

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Speaker 1: An answer twenty three? It's just yeah, yeah, I would

489
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Speaker 1: have done. That's that's a situation you get.

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Speaker 5: You you don't know that it's your wedding. It's true.

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Speaker 5: I also, I also just assumed that the husband to

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Speaker 5: be pooped on her. I don't know why that was

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Speaker 5: my assumption or.

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Speaker 2: The pastor that he was pants I do.

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Speaker 3: Do you have any mishaps, any big flubs, anything goes

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Speaker 3: sideways at your weddings?

497
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Speaker 2: Or were they all pretty smooth sailing My.

498
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Speaker 5: Wedding we only had like fifteen people and after after

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Speaker 5: the adults went to bed. Okay, I say adults like

500
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Speaker 5: the parents. I was like thirty. I was thirty, but

501
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Speaker 5: we felt me, my husband, my best friend and her husband.

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Speaker 5: We got married in this town in Connecticut, that kind

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Speaker 5: of looked like Gilmore girls y. And there was a

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Speaker 5: gazebo in the middle of town and what felt like

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Speaker 5: one am but was probably nine pm. We smoked weed

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Speaker 5: in this gazebo. And there's all these terrible fucking photos

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Speaker 5: that I would not let my best friend post on

508
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 5: Instagram of me and my wedding dress looking so gross,

509
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 5: like beer in my hand, joint in my other hand.

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Speaker 5: That's the shap here away. That's really I didn't like

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Speaker 5: look cute anymore. Like my makeup was like I just ramshackle,

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Speaker 5: that's the shaper away. But nothing really went bad, I

513
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Speaker 5: don't think. I mean I did my own makeup. If

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Speaker 5: you looked up close, my strip lashes did not look good.

515
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Speaker 5: But I just told the photographer like, please stand at a.

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Speaker 6: Distance, zoom and sir, please, that's great.

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Speaker 5: If no one barber I'm unmarried. I just I've just

518
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Speaker 5: been with the same man. Yeah, that was that was rude,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: A common law Alex and I are are more legally

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Speaker 6: tied together as business partners, me and my man, which

522
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Speaker 6: is why I always call her my white husband. I'm like, oh, yeah,

523
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Speaker 6: my white my other white husband over here, that's so fun.

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Speaker 2: Was great. Kurt's wedding was fantastic. It was a wonderful time.

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00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 3: The The DJ would alternate between playing a song like

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Speaker 3: a Nelly song or something everybody would dance to, like

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00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 3: an indie rock song or that. None of like that.

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Speaker 3: All of us were like, this is hard to dance too,

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Speaker 3: very difficult song. Yes to dance to right now? Another

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Speaker 3: hip hop song would come on and we're like, here

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Speaker 3: we go, let's start it up, and here's another one.

532
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Speaker 2: To each other. I guess it was so fun.

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Speaker 5: Who was your DJ?

534
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Speaker 6: I feel like that's the number one rule of DJ's,

535
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Speaker 6: like played to the crowd, you know what I mean?

536
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Speaker 2: I think half the crowd was being very played to.

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Speaker 5: He did a bad job. He did a great job. Actually,

538
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Speaker 5: it sounds like I feel like I've never been to

539
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Speaker 5: a wedding where there was like any disaster. My best

540
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Speaker 5: friend's brother got married recently and their uncle Rusty, which

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Speaker 5: I feel like just him being called uncle Rusty kind

542
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 5: of paints a picture of him. He lives in northern Florida,

543
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 5: shows up to the wedding in like flip flops, jeans,

544
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Speaker 5: and a Hawaiian shirt. There he goes and the wedding

545
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 5: was at a venue on a marina and I go

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Speaker 5: outside and everyone's like surrounding Uncle Rusty and I come

547
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 5: out and he's like yeah, and then she comes over

548
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 5: for titty time in the pool, and I'm like, what

549
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 5: the fuck is he talking about? And he's talking about

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00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 5: how he picked up this younger woman who works at

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Speaker 5: the grocery store in his town, and yeah, she comes

552
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Speaker 5: over every Monday and just like gets naked in the

553
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Speaker 5: pool for him. Is this the guy that you said

554
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Speaker 5: should come be the contractor?

555
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Speaker 6: Okay, great, Great, I was gonna say Uncle Rusty couldnot

556
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Speaker 6: come and build her walls.

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Speaker 5: Uncle Rusty had everyone between the ages of like eighteen

558
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 5: and thirty at this wedding. Just like, yeah, he was

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Speaker 5: I think the star of the wedding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I went, Matthew McConney here.

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Speaker 3: I went to a wedding got about ten years ago.

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Speaker 3: It was in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, and I had never

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Speaker 3: been there. And I go and my friend that was

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Speaker 3: getting married, friend from high school, was in just got

566
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Speaker 3: out of dental school. That's where he met his wife.

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Speaker 3: She was also a dentist, and then her parents were

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Speaker 3: both dentists. So this was like everybody there besides me

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Speaker 3: and the families were dentists. Yes, and like three guys

570
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Speaker 3: I knew that all went to University of Baltimore Dental

571
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: School together. So I was there stag And during one

572
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Speaker 3: of the slow dances, there was somebody I'd met the

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Speaker 3: night before at the rehearsal dinner. Really nice woman, but

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Speaker 3: we weren't at all. There was no like flirtation or

575
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Speaker 3: anything going on. But we're dancing together. She's a dentist,

576
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Speaker 3: and while we're slow dancing, I'm asking her like crazy

577
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Speaker 3: dentist stories, the weirdest thing because like in dentistchool, we

578
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: have to do a ton of hours, just like any

579
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: medical school, you just have to do tons of stuff.

580
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Speaker 3: And she tells me that she had a man come

581
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Speaker 3: in who had just recently gotten married. He was sixty

582
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Speaker 3: and his wife brought him to the dentist because he

583
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 3: had never been to the dentist and said, oh wow,

584
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: It's like, how long did it take you to clean

585
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: his teeth? She's like, it took so long. She's like,

586
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: but he surprisingly like the teeth were actually not in

587
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: the worst shape she'd ever seen. But so I'm like

588
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 3: laughing thing. I'm like looking at the woman I'm dancing with, like,

589
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: are you serious? But to everybody else, we are hitting

590
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 3: you guys language or that's the grossest thing I've ever

591
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 3: heard my life. You gotta be kidding me. The dance

592
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: floor so good. A mashed potato bar where you could

593
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: get a martini glass.

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00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 5: Come on, a mashed potato bar.

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00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: You grab a martini glass, of course you do, and

596
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 3: then you get in the line, and then you get

597
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 3: a huge scoop of either regular mashed potatoes, cheesy mashed potatoes,

598
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 3: or garlic mashed potatoes, and then they have all the

599
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 3: top ever one. Then you stand around like an ogre

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00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 3: and eat mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 5: Wait, why, Kurt, why are you saying this?

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Speaker 6: Like obviously, my friend, you've clearly heard of this before,

603
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I've never in my life.

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00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 5: None of my friends have money. I feel like they're winning.

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00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 6: I don't think is a money thing, girl. I don't

606
00:29:55,280 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 6: think is very expensive. I think it's the opposite, the

607
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 6: opposite direction of class. Girl, I think it's the opposite

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00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 6: direction of class. Is a massed potato bar. No offense

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Speaker 6: to the dentists. That's why it is because you opened

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Speaker 6: it up. It up like, oh, this is some doctor stuff.

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00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 6: They're richt the masthem potato bar.

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00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: That's so funny that it's almost like And then we

613
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: did Jaegermeister shots.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've never been to a f I don't know

615
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Speaker 2: about these Jeger.

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Speaker 5: Listen. I'm from the south shore of Long Island. We're

617
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Speaker 5: pretty trashy. Also, I just spilled coffee all over my ass.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so good. While you're spilling coffee, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tease us out into a break.

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Speaker 6: Here it is.

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Speaker 1: English teenager finds bronze age axe using metal detector.

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Speaker 2: Sure, there it is.

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Speaker 4: That's greats.

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Speaker 1: From all the way around and we are back, folks. Scotti.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any shout outs?

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Speaker 3: Do I need to shout out? T M Rex one

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Speaker 3: zero three two Taylor I believe the name is Taylor

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Speaker 3: wanted to shout out her neighbors who helped her successfully

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Speaker 3: do a giving Thanks drive where she filled two car

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Speaker 3: loads worth of coachs, blankets, hat, shoes, all sorts of

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Speaker 3: stuff for people who needed them and donated them to

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Speaker 3: an organization called Family Promise. She wants to encourage the

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Speaker 3: ban animals to start their own drives and do the same.

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Speaker 3: So great job, Taylor, and thank you to all the

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Speaker 3: neighbors and to family promise. Also, since we're talking about

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Speaker 3: New York stuff and our guests are from Brooklyn, New York,

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Speaker 3: Joe DeRosa, our good buddy, opened a sandwich shop called

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Speaker 3: Joey Roses on seventy four Rivington Street in New York City,

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Speaker 3: the Big Apple.

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Speaker 2: So if you're there, go get a sandwich from the

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Speaker 2: ando's friend.

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00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: It's a bar and a bar. He's calling it a

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00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: social club as well. Sandwich and social club, but he

644
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: does like old school Italian sandwiches. And then it's also

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Speaker 1: a really great bar on the Lower East Side.

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Speaker 5: So go We wrote it out, Joey, I used to

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Speaker 5: live right there.

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Speaker 2: That's all I got. Kurtie b sounds good to me.

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Speaker 1: Today we are with the fantastic hosts of the True

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Speaker 1: Beauty Brooklyn Podcasts, Elizabeth Taylor and Alex Shapiro. Hey guys, hi, Hello,

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Speaker 1: welcome back. You know what I love about the show

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Speaker 1: is that, like, in addition to beauty tips, because there's

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Speaker 1: got to be beauty tips, it's also an examination of

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Speaker 1: systems of oppression as well. It's like you get both

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Speaker 1: yet both and it's pretty good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we trick you guys. We bring you in, We

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Speaker 5: bring you in with the beauty.

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Speaker 6: But once you're there, we're just like, hey, you want

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Speaker 6: to know about the patriarchy, you want to learn about.

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Speaker 2: How you enjoyed?

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Speaker 1: I really enjoy it. I listened to thank you? And

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Speaker 1: how did you guys like come together and decide to

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Speaker 1: do the podcast?

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Speaker 5: Oh you want to sell? Elizabeth asked me if I

665
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Speaker 5: wanted to be a star actually though it's not why why?

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Speaker 6: No? So Alex and I started working together and we

667
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Speaker 6: just like really really hit it off. We kind of

668
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Speaker 6: we were internet friends, but we didn't really know each

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Speaker 6: other irl that well. And we just had like a

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Speaker 6: really really fast friendship start and people would kind of

671
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 6: be like, so have you guys known each other your

672
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 6: whole life? Or like what's this relationship about? And when

673
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Speaker 6: the pandemic came, well, right before the pandemic, I was

674
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 6: kind of we were talking about like how do we

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Speaker 6: grow the business, how can we kind of like reach

676
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Speaker 6: people beyond here?

677
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Speaker 5: Because we loved to talk, we love to share beauty tips.

678
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Speaker 6: And we knew just like fucking dope women, dope people

679
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 6: that were doing really really awesome things, and so we

680
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 6: were like, somehow we need to tie all of this together,

681
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 6: and it tried to do a blog.

682
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Speaker 5: Turns out can't write, well, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: I thought, well, but you know how to talk. You

684
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 6: definitely know to talk. You're with this other girl who

685
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 6: definitely knows how to talk. Y'all, don't shut the fuck up.

686
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Speaker 6: And at the same time, the pandemic happened. Long story short,

687
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 6: this was kind of our way to keep talking to

688
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Speaker 6: our clients because our business was shut down for a

689
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Speaker 6: good like six months at the beginning of the pandemic,

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Speaker 6: and we didn't know what we're going to do. We

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Speaker 6: didn't know if we're going to have a business to

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Speaker 6: come back to. We didn't know what the world would

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Speaker 6: look like because we touched people for a living obviously. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and so we kind of just started to pivot and

695
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 6: the podcast kind of was the business for a little bit.

696
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 6: Just kept talking out into like we weren't talking to nobody,

697
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Speaker 6: we were talking to our clients.

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Speaker 5: So we were talking.

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Speaker 6: We had a couple of listeners, and then you know,

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Speaker 6: Georgia turns out was listening and reached out and everything.

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Speaker 1: Months later. That's great. Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: A true origin story, a good one. You did it

703
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Speaker 3: for the right reasons and it worked out.

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Speaker 5: It worked out. We have a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to tell us anything about the Batty

706
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Speaker 2: Beauty Directory? We might as well put that out, Yes,

707
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Speaker 2: you go, you go ship here.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's in the works and it's very close to

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Speaker 5: being done, but it's going to start small, but we

710
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Speaker 5: want to expand. It's it's hard because we want people

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Speaker 5: to be properly vetted and we'll tell them what it is. Oh,

712
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Speaker 5: what it is is that it's a directory. Yeah, they

713
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Speaker 5: have no fucking idea. So the Beauty Battery.

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Speaker 3: Women, our listenership is really female or female and so

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Speaker 3: you might you know, you might be reeling them in,

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Speaker 3: is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right with our wit. They can't see how

718
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 5: good looking when we are, but they'll see photos eventually.

719
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Speaker 5: So so it's a directory for people. We're starting in

720
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Speaker 5: the US, but people in different US towns and cities

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Speaker 5: to find beauty professionals. So great, Yeah, specifically for skincare

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Speaker 5: and browse things that we do. Yeah, because I wouldn't

723
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Speaker 5: know how to vet someone who does hair.

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Speaker 6: Well essentially, you know, we we're so passionate about what

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Speaker 6: we do and we're we Our business kind of grew

726
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Speaker 6: at a time where skincare is really taking off the internet,

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Speaker 6: you know, TikTok and Instagram and all these things, and

728
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Speaker 6: so we started speaking about how much we love you know, eyebrows, skincare, whatever,

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Speaker 6: And there aren't traditionally a lot of people who are

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Speaker 6: like young within this industry generally.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 6: We started because I was like, the only place you

733
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Speaker 6: can go and get your vagina wax, It's like a

734
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Speaker 6: little sad curtain in a nail salon was somebody who

735
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Speaker 6: doesn't speak your language, and more ways than one, or.

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Speaker 5: A place that's insanely expensive and completely out of reach

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Speaker 5: for most people exactly.

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Speaker 6: And so that's kind of what the industry is really

739
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Speaker 6: made up of. But then they're these pockets of people

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Speaker 6: who are like us, that are young ish, how young

741
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Speaker 6: are we whatever, but just like who care, who are passionate,

742
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Speaker 6: who go out of their way to be the best

743
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Speaker 6: that they can be, and they just don't have amplification the.

744
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 5: Way that we have, like now, this amplification.

745
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Speaker 6: So our goal was to find people within these towns,

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Speaker 6: within these cities, so that we could bring them to

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Speaker 6: our audience, because, like I mean, the goal was never

748
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Speaker 6: to for I always joke like, there are seven million

749
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Speaker 6: people in New York City, assuming half of them are

750
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Speaker 6: women that would want to spend you know, whatever they

751
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Speaker 6: spend to get their eyebrows done by us, How the

752
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Speaker 6: fuck could we ever see three point five million people?

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Speaker 6: It's impossible. It's like absolutely impossible, do you know? So

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't want to, you know what I mean, you know.

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Speaker 2: We're talking, So.

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Speaker 6: We're just trying to like totally no, but we're trying

757
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Speaker 6: to really like build a community, build a community of

758
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Speaker 6: people who love beauty, whether they're practitioners, technicians, consumers. And

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Speaker 6: that's kind of what the Baddy Beauty Directory for sure

760
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Speaker 6: is trying to. People have been burned by beauty professional

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Speaker 6: oh yo.

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Speaker 5: It's hard, literally burned. We want to help people find

763
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Speaker 5: estheticians who are established to know what they're doing, especially

764
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Speaker 5: when it comes to skin, because skin, I mean all

765
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Speaker 5: of it, but all of it. Yeah, but I think

766
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Speaker 5: skin especially like you were saying, because it's so oversaturated

767
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 5: all over social media. So there's so many skincare lines,

768
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Speaker 5: there's so many just false, so much false information out

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Speaker 5: there and even as an esthetician, if you fall prey

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Speaker 5: to a shitty skincare line totally and you don't have

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Speaker 5: the real facts or science back knowledge, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: And you know, the people.

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Speaker 6: Industry is worth billions of dollars in the and there's

774
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Speaker 6: no knowledge about it. Like here, we're very much just like, oh,

775
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Speaker 6: put some makeup on and cover it up. But they

776
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Speaker 6: don't actually tell you, like the products that your skin needs,

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Speaker 6: why your skin is doing what it does. There's no

778
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Speaker 6: education and that's a feature, not a bug, you know,

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Speaker 6: so that you keep going out spending hundreds of dollars

780
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Speaker 6: on all of these different products going around in circles.

781
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Speaker 6: When a reality girls will come to us and say,

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Speaker 6: I'm doing X, Y and Z, this is what's going

783
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Speaker 6: on to my skin. We'll say what products are you using?

784
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Speaker 6: And they don't have a single ingredient that actually is

785
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Speaker 6: there to target what it is that their issue is.

786
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Speaker 6: And it's not their fault. It's that they're like, walk

787
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Speaker 6: into Sephora and they're like, I want to look like Rihanna.

788
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 6: Rihanna's got great skin, right, and so they're just like, oh,

789
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Speaker 6: just use just use this product because Rihanna uses it.

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Speaker 6: But Rihanna don't have your skin, girl. She doesn't have

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Speaker 6: the same conditions that you have. She doesn't have the

792
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Speaker 6: same wance that you have that you need.

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Speaker 5: Whatever. So anyway, we want to connect people with professionals

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Speaker 5: who we think are great.

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Speaker 3: Yes, beautiful, you know what, great up. We are going

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Speaker 3: to send you a couple after the pod I have.

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Speaker 3: When I heard that, I was like, I know a couple. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: let's give Kurt some kind of segua. Kurt, have you

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Speaker 3: ever used a metal detector before?

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Speaker 2: I love that?

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Speaker 1: Okay. So this is for the New York Times. This

802
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Speaker 1: article it's was sent in by Isabella Falbo and it

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Speaker 1: was in The New York Times, written by Best in

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Speaker 1: the Biz Jenny Gross. But Jenny English Changer finds Bronze

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Speaker 1: age act using a metal detector. On her third day

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Speaker 1: with a metal detector, Millie Hardwick thirteen found a horde

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Speaker 1: of items from more than three thousand years ago. We

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Speaker 1: were just laughing our heads off, she said, So basically,

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Speaker 1: that is I'm not even going to read this article.

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Speaker 1: That is the cool story. It is her dad got

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Speaker 1: like she'd never been she'd never been metal detecting, and

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Speaker 1: her dad was like, do you want to do this

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Speaker 1: thing that I like to do? And she was like no,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, come out. And then on the third

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Speaker 1: day that they were doing it, and they were in

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Speaker 1: England somewhere, she finds what's called a hoard, which is

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Speaker 1: I guess from the Bronze Age. Once they started making

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Speaker 1: bronze stuff, they would then bury it with a person,

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Speaker 1: so like all of the person's like stuff that they

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Speaker 1: had for their life, yes, they would get buried with it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what's called a hoard. So over like sixty

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Speaker 1: items or something that it's considered a horde, which is

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Speaker 1: a huge, huge, huge deal. And this is the one

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Speaker 1: thing I did want to tell you guys about is

825
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Speaker 1: that there is a definition of treasure and I am

826
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Speaker 1: obsessed with the idea of treasure. Here it is so

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Speaker 1: this is from a quote from a woman at a

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Speaker 1: British museum. She said that if a coroner declares that

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Speaker 1: the Royston find meets the government definition of treasure objects

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Speaker 1: made of at least ten percent gold or silver that

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Speaker 1: are at least three hundred years old, then a committee

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Speaker 1: will set value for the items. And when treasure is found,

833
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Speaker 1: the finder does not own it, and it is illegal

834
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Speaker 1: to try to sell it according to government guidelines.

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Speaker 2: That's crap.

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Speaker 6: That's why pirates exist. That's why pirates exist. And they're

837
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Speaker 6: out there finding treasure. They're illegal because they're.

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Speaker 1: Like they're telling anything.

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Speaker 6: They're not telling nobody that's on the black market, Like,

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Speaker 6: what are we gonna give this the queen? No, Otherwise

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Speaker 6: I think they'd just be called archaeologists and not pirates.

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Speaker 1: But I just love the idea of a person who

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Speaker 1: is going to be like, treasure is in the world

844
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Speaker 1: and I will find it one foot at a time

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Speaker 1: by swinging a metal detection second.

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Speaker 5: For also, I just love that. Also, it wasn't even

847
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Speaker 5: gold or silver. She gets nothing because it's bronze.

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Speaker 2: I know, bronze.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just like nice, try and Millie, you dumb bitch,

850
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Speaker 5: we don't want it. That's so aggressive. That was year old.

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Speaker 5: I know that was so aggressive.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm happy that her dad got her into it, because

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Speaker 5: at first I was like, thirteen year old just wants

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Speaker 5: to do metal detecting stuff. But I think that makes

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Speaker 5: more sense.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm all so omnipotous.

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Speaker 6: It's very much like million This is if you don't

860
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Speaker 6: do the rest of your life, you might just be

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Speaker 6: Millie was like, Dad, I don't want to fucking do this,

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Speaker 6: and Dad's like, you must.

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Speaker 5: We need father daughter time. And she's like, uh, like

864
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Speaker 5: probably texting while she's metal detecting, like not giving a ship.

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Speaker 6: And then I just realized that Millie's actually lucky that

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Speaker 6: it's not gold or silver because she can keep it.

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Speaker 1: Yes she is, yeah, and she's like and she is adorable.

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Speaker 1: She's holding she's got her metal detector, her big Wellington

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Speaker 1: boots and holy this giant knife.

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Speaker 6: Million I'm sorry for being so aggressive with you, Milli.

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Speaker 6: You're a badgel and a badass.

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Speaker 5: Keep your primes. You never know now should be actually

873
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Speaker 5: better fucking high.

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Speaker 6: It's true, it's true. Don't give us to the museums.

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Speaker 6: Also and start your own yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, don't you quit, Like don't you have to really

877
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: has to hang it up, yes, yeah, it has to be.

878
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: Like I went metal detecting once I found three thousand

879
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 1: year old. You're right, it's never going to get.

880
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 5: Better than that. No, the rest of her life is

881
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 5: all downhill.

882
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: Years ago, I went out to they were doing skydiving,

883
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: and I was like handing out red bulls for Red

884
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 3: bull And I was in somewhere in Massachusetts, like I

885
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 3: think it's a town called like Orange mass Orange, Massachusetts.

886
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 6: And uh.

887
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 2: I got there and the guy that we were like,

888
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: they were strapping in.

889
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: We were giving out red bulls everybody and a bunch

890
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 3: of people were jumping and this one guy, I'm like,

891
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 3: do you jump?

892
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 2: He goes no. I stopped. I was like why. He's

893
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: like why.

894
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 3: I started skydiving in nineteen seventy five, and I figure,

895
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 3: I've done like ten thousand jumps. And then one day

896
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 3: I just woke up in the morning and the cold

897
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 3: sweat and realized, like the chances of something going bad

898
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 3: like I did increase. I think I've had so many

899
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 3: safe ones that all of a sudden I got like

900
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 3: paralyzed by this thing I love because and it always

901
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: stuck with me, like he did it well so many

902
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 3: times without anything going wrong that suddenly he was like, wait,

903
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: is it more likely that something goes wrong? And I

904
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: don't know how stats work, but I get what he

905
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:13,720
Speaker 3: was saying.

906
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wanted the casino and walked out. He

907
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: did the thing that no one does very smart. It's

908
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: kind of perfect. What I like about also about this

909
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: idea of metal detecting is that it requires a an

910
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: optimism and an arrogance that are almost there's like no

911
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: other people other than stand up comics, Like I do

912
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: feel like it's very much like stand up comedy, where

913
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: it's just like the majority of time when you begin

914
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: stand up you're terrible, You're so bad, you're bombing over

915
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: and over and over, but you have this like weird

916
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: arrogance and being like, but but I'm gonna strike treasure.

917
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find treasure. It's like I'm gonna be a millionaire.

918
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 2: And I love it.

919
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: I love that, And it's like it's like a half

920
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 1: insane person.

921
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

922
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: Ever I see a person using a metal detector, I'm

923
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I get it, buddy.

924
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 5: I get I see him at the beach all the time.

925
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 2: Crazy.

926
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 5: I've never used the metal detector.

927
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 6: But growing up, I grew up in the Catskill Mountains,

928
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 6: and you know, kind of similarly, people would just bury

929
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 6: old glass, Like I grew up in a really really

930
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 6: old It's like one of the first homes that were

931
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 6: built in my town was built in my town. So

932
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 6: I would be a kid going through the woods, and

933
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 6: you would find, you know, old glass bottles or like

934
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 6: the different I forgot what they were called, but they

935
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 6: used to put on top of electrical wires, electrical poles,

936
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 6: like these glass tops, so what have you, like these

937
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 6: really pretty blue glass. So we'd go digging for that shit.

938
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 6: But I don't really know how we would find it.

939
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 6: We'd just know, all right, let's start looking for some

940
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 6: glass bottles here. But I guess my point is that

941
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 6: I'm clearly insane also because we just go out into

942
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 6: the woods looking for some green and blue glass and

943
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 6: you know what, not a stand up comedian, but I'm

944
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 6: a podcaster and I think I'm very funny.

945
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: So treasure.

946
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: We're all looking for treasure, and that kind of stuff

947
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 3: is so fun when you're a little kid and you're

948
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: just wandering around with your friends and like just digging

949
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: stuff up and sometimes you find something it feels important.

950
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, great memories.

951
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 5: I love those, Oh yeah, totally.

952
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: I was at the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas.

953
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 3: I don't know a few ladies have ever been to

954
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 3: the Golden Nugget.

955
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 5: I've never been to Vegas.

956
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: The older together Fremont, and it's fine.

957
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: I want black Jacket the bar, just like killing time.

958
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: And I took it over to the guy that you

959
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: cash in the cashier some people call him. And I

960
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 3: was like a whale's coming through and he doesn't even

961
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: look up. This like seven year old guy goes, there

962
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 3: hasn't been a whale here. So it's nineteen seventy two,

963
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 3: and I was like okay. So then I go back

964
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 3: to pay for my drink, and Kurt, I think I've

965
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 3: told you the story before. So the two autumn attic

966
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 3: doors that go out onto Fremont Street, I'm sitting there,

967
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for my friends. I'm finishing my now free

968
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 3: drink because Blackjack treated me well. And this this dad

969
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 3: walks in, this like forty fifty year old dad. His

970
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 3: kids kind of run ahead to go wherever they're gonna go.

971
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 3: And right next to that back door is an oversized

972
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 3: uh slot machine, like a comically big, a huge one

973
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 3: with the army in the air, tall maybe like six

974
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: feet wide. And it only took one hundred dollars bills.

975
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 3: And this dude puts one hundred in and pulls it

976
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 3: and gets sevens across the board.

977
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: No, it goes insane.

978
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: Security comes and gets them and the dude won, Like

979
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: I don't think it was a million dollars, but I

980
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 3: think he won. Like wow, I was just watching it

981
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 3: like in real time, being like this would be funny.

982
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 3: And then these giant sevens as big as pancakes, a

983
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 3: like bing bing and then he's like scared, the lights

984
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 3: are going off and like yeah, security just rushes over

985
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 3: this guy and he won like a ton of money.

986
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 5: So what was that like to see the luckiest, say,

987
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 5: of somebody else's life. What's that like?

988
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 6: Did you feel great? Do you feel greater and you're

989
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 6: just like what's wrong with me? Do you take it personally?

990
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 6: Are you just grateful to witness it? Just?

991
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

992
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: I was thrilled that I was, like I because I

993
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: would never At the time, I probably had exactly one

994
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 3: hundred dollars and there was no way I was putting

995
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 3: it in that slot machine or it would have been

996
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 3: like crinkled fives and ones for twenty minutes while they

997
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: slide them in.

998
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 5: Just student on the side.

999
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: I love it.

1000
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 5: That's a great story.

1001
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: It's got to give us one more send us home.

1002
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'll let the true beauty ladies decide. Would

1003
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: you rather hear about.

1004
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: Somebody retaliating against a boyfriend, or would you rather hear

1005
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: about somebody robbing a subway.

1006
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 5: Robbing a subway like subway like the sandwich shop, or

1007
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 5: a trainboy like the sandwich Oh, I might take back

1008
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 5: my choice then with the robbery stick. Yeah, boyfriend retaliation no, okay, fine, robbery.

1009
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, we're going robbery. Was from Britney Maggs.

1010
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: Thank you Britney Maggs for sending this in a little

1011
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: while ago. Written by Eric Grossaarth Kurt. You know Eric Grossar,

1012
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: he's the best of the bids. He's writing for East

1013
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 3: Idaho News dot Com. I'm waking up in the morning,

1014
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 3: I'm making sanka, I'm reading all of the East Idaho

1015
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 3: News dot Com with I've bought an Apple Watch just

1016
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 3: for East That's how good they are. Suspect falls from

1017
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 3: subway restaurant ceiling with stolen deli meat.

1018
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 2: Yeah wait, did we do this one in the past, Katie?

1019
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: Did we do this one? I think this is a

1020
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: different one. Oh my God, really like that. It's not

1021
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: real I've done this in the past, but I think

1022
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 2: this is this is great.

1023
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just remembering reading about it.

1024
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna go for it.

1025
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Oh please and keep all that and Katie, Idaho Falls,

1026
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: please say that. A theft suspect in Idaho Falls fell

1027
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 3: through the ceiling tiles of a local restaurant Tuesday while

1028
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 3: running from officers they were The cops were looking for

1029
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 3: Jesse James Moore, thirty eight, a suspect in two theft

1030
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 3: cases earlier in the day.

1031
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 5: He had a great day. He had a great day.

1032
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 2: He's just been hitting subways okay, different places.

1033
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this search was a y because allegedly he had

1034
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: been stealing children's bicycles, stolen Deli ham and they were

1035
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 3: looking for him in a woman's bathroom. While he attempted

1036
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: to escape, he climbed into the ceiling of a subway restaurant.

1037
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 3: You know, totally you women owned businesses.

1038
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: Time out, time out. Okay, So he's got children's bicycles

1039
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: and Deli ham that is not from the subway, that

1040
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: is correct.

1041
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 6: It was Christmas time, wasn't it. This poor guy was

1042
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 6: trying to put together holiday. He was trying to put

1043
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 6: together on holiday dinner and bring some toys home.

1044
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: Poor guy.

1045
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 1: Right, beautiful, beautiful night, just one beautiful night delly Ham.

1046
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: Being stuck in a with a bunch of warm ham

1047
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 5: delly Ham.

1048
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing better, just crawling with ham after a nice

1049
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 3: bike ride that you just stole. So at nine pm,

1050
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: the Idaho Falls Cops Police department went to win Ko

1051
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 3: Foods after man reported that is Harley David's motorcycle had

1052
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: been stolen when he went to buy groceries. But then

1053
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: in place of the motorcycle, the man discovered that a

1054
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: BMX bike had also been stolen.

1055
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 2: This guy's just Jesse James or whatever.

1056
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: He's having a day.

1057
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: He's having a day the stolen bike.

1058
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 3: The woman whose son stolen bike called saying that somebody

1059
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: Jesse James might have also stolen the motorcycle.

1060
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: So people in this town and I Falls.

1061
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 5: They know, they know him, they know him.

1062
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: So the officers they know this guy is he's a scoundrel.

1063
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: Officer are spotted More walking towards the subway in the

1064
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 3: same parking lot as a gym where he'd stolen this bike.

1065
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 3: More goes inside the sandwich shop and locks himself in

1066
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 3: the women's restroom.

1067
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 2: Never a good start. Never a good start.

1068
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: It definitely is not a way out in a bathroom.

1069
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 5: Only in movies. They have windows in the bathrooms that

1070
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 5: they can escape out of.

1071
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was hearing.

1072
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: Make a run for it, honestly.

1073
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, push the bicycle, get on the motorcycle. And when

1074
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 3: the two cops are tangled in the in the bike,

1075
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: a wheelie.

1076
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: Pop a WHEELI slam some ham in your mouth and

1077
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: give them the finger.

1078
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 5: You can throw a ham at their faces and then

1079
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 5: they can't see for a second. You can make a getaway.

1080
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 5: So Lottie could have done. I would have played my

1081
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 5: cards way differently.

1082
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 3: We would be better criminals. He walks into the restroom.

1083
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 3: Cops here rustling inside. More refused to come out. Additional

1084
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 3: sound started coming from the restroom, and in the had

1085
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 3: More might have been trying to get into the ceiling.

1086
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so funny that they're just standing right

1087
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: outside the bathroom. Do you know the subway just kept surving.

1088
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 3: That's yeah too.

1089
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: The owner of the subway then kicked open the restroom door,

1090
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 2: so he's getting the.

1091
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 5: Owners do it. The cups have like crowbars and shit

1092
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 5: or whatever they had, doesn't mean you'd be like move over.

1093
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 3: I think when you own a subway, exactly if you

1094
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: know exactly how that door pops open. Call, yeah for

1095
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 3: that there, Elizabeth's long arms. Just reach around and unlock it.

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Speaker 1: It's a perfect.

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Speaker 3: More refuse to come out, So here we go. So

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Speaker 3: he kicks in the bathroom door. This is when it

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00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 3: gets wonderful. Officers rush inside and find pieces of the

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00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: ceiling on the ground and then more falls from the ground.

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Speaker 2: Falls from the ceiling.

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Speaker 3: Excuse falls from the ceiling. He had refused to come out.

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00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 3: Police pulled him out by his feet. Sounds insane. Moore

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Speaker 3: was wearing the same dinosaur T shirt that was report earlier.

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Speaker 5: But got our man. He didn't even change his outfit. Dummy.

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Speaker 3: No, and if you're going to rob, don't wear something

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00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 3: with a dinosaur T shirt on it very easy to identify.

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Speaker 3: Subway employees reported that Moore had been in the store

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Speaker 3: earlier that day, several times actually, and he tried to

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Speaker 3: come behind the counter.

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Speaker 2: He filled out an application for job. Kurt, we did

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Speaker 2: do this one. We did do this one. Now that

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Speaker 2: I'm reading that point, also, that's great, let's go.

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Speaker 5: We've never heard this.

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Speaker 1: Also, does this sound this guy does sound like he's

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Speaker 1: a five year old. He's got he's stolen a dinosaur

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00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: T shirt. A bunch of ham and a children's bike,

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Speaker 1: and then he like tries to try to apply.

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Speaker 4: For a job.

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Speaker 6: Tries to apply to a job and then goes and

1121
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 6: you know you're not going to give it to me.

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00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 6: I'm going to take all your money.

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Speaker 3: And so he goes around, he fills out the application

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00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 3: and then he attempts to help them. We're making sandwiches,

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00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 3: and it gets kicked out when more reportedly.

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Speaker 2: Left the store.

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Speaker 5: Oh he did PCP that morning.

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Speaker 2: Stack of ham was.

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00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: Missed subway earlier and then came back into subway. So

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00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: he's just doing a crime spree in just like one

1131
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: little like like strip Mall probably.

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Speaker 5: Lives next door, probably does.

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Speaker 2: They sound like a big.

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00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's so great.

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00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: Best friends, best friends. That's like definitely the most wild

1136
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 5: story having to do with a subway location that I've

1137
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 5: ever heard.

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00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,399
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, that's up there.

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00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 3: I think we did it or I've read it before,

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00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 3: because I love that he applies, fills that applications, just

1141
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 3: shoulders up to him, starts making Italian b mts. He

1142
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 3: likes him, and then they get out of here and

1143
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 3: somehow he secretly steals the entire stack of ham.

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00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 2: He's good.

1145
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,959
Speaker 5: He's better than me. Thing sounds like a dream boat

1146
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 5: to me.

1147
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 1: No kidding, guys, Thank you so much for being on

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Speaker 1: the show.

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00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 6: Thank you for having Yes, this is very exciting. I'm

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00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 6: a huge bananimal. Been listening for a while.

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Speaker 5: Now I know here we are guys. Yeah, got me

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Speaker 5: into Thanks so much for thank you.

1153
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So just go listen to the True Beauty Brooklyn Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Anything else you want to plug. Any other places for

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Speaker 1: people to find you, guys, you can find us.

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Speaker 6: On Instagram at True Beauty Brooklyn Podcast. I'm the real

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Speaker 6: Elizabeth Taylor. I'm not the Realbeth Sailler. I always say

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Speaker 6: that I'm the brown with Taylor.

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Speaker 2: It is real. It is real.

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Speaker 5: My Instagram is Alex Linley, which is my middle name.

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Speaker 5: I don't post shit on there, so good luck to

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Speaker 5: follow me.

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Speaker 3: True Beauty Brooklyn is at four nineteen Graham Avenue in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 3: New York, for.

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Speaker 6: One Make an appointment, Yeah, you just walk in, don't

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Speaker 6: just show up here, make an appointment online in advance,

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Speaker 6: also in February.

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Speaker 5: If you're listening to this in the future.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely I'll be there if we're pitching bananas. Kurt and

1171
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Speaker 3: I are going to need some eyelash extensies.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting them.

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Speaker 2: Yes, maybe some body waxingo.

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Speaker 5: We just started doing mail identifying waxing. So there there

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Speaker 5: you go.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, do your whole buttole and balls if you want.

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Speaker 2: I don't want half of it done. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a bleaching while I'm at it.

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1181
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Speaker 6: having us Ohana.

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00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all of our artwork is

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00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: done by Travis Millard.

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1187
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