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Speaker 1: The Nicker. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday. It feels like Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it feels like if you cannot

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Speaker 1: believe it's Tuesday. Times been weird lately. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Really for you too, Yeah, I don't maybe moving in

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Speaker 1: Oh Macron, I don't know. God, I slept. I was

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Speaker 1: supposed to get up at eight today or it's like

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Speaker 1: seven thirty. I think my arm was four and I

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Speaker 1: slept till. What were you going to do? With so

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Speaker 1: much to do? You know? It's like I I have

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Speaker 1: honestly so many things that now I can't do today

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Speaker 1: because I have to go get botox and micro needling

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Speaker 1: and potential filler. I'm just like, I'm almost oppressed at

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Speaker 1: the idea of getting all this stuff done today. But

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Speaker 1: it's like, you need to do it because my face

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Speaker 1: is old and I'm about to be on TV like

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Speaker 1: a lot. It's so insane. And I was watching The

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Speaker 1: Bachelor Atte last night. These twenty something. First of all,

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Speaker 1: they've aged up on the Bachelor Atte. Everyone's I think

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Speaker 1: the median age, which I could also say average because

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Speaker 1: those two things mean nothing different to me. I know

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Speaker 1: median is if like, if you list them all out,

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Speaker 1: it's like the middle one. I think that does that

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Speaker 1: mean you the mean equals average, So you meant to

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Speaker 1: say mean, well, I just said media. I bet it

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Speaker 1: would be the same. Sometimes they are the same. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: they're different, which is wild. What do you have in

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Speaker 1: the middle, Yes, well there's definitely not ninety sevens in

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Speaker 1: the middle of that of ages. Um. I just kept pushing,

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Speaker 1: putting my own face, like like if I got out

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Speaker 1: of the car, how different I would look? What I

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Speaker 1: look like? The old Because at one point an old

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Speaker 1: woman gets out of the car and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's the old woman. She was the driver, she was

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Speaker 1: she was for the Next Bachelor at they're doing like

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Speaker 1: the senior edition. She was going to need a ramp,

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Speaker 1: there's no steps over a wheelchair. I just love like

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Speaker 1: going really old, Like we're going to do the senior Edition,

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Speaker 1: and I mean, what is the senior edition something? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's really You think they would call it the senior

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Speaker 1: edition if it was just people in their forties, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be that would be funny if they called

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Speaker 1: it that. But they're not funny. Oh yeah, that's true,

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Speaker 1: but so several. Do you think senior can sometimes mean

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Speaker 1: people in their forties, like a senior citizen can mean

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Speaker 1: someone in their forties unless you're being funny back in

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Speaker 1: the day, what one day you know? Today we all

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Speaker 1: know it. But all these girls that are seven mean

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Speaker 1: mean age of twenty eight, by the way, is what

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Speaker 1: I meant to say, which is so different than it

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Speaker 1: used to be. By the way, they used to have

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Speaker 1: eighteen year olds on The Bachelor, and I would say

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Speaker 1: two years ago you would look at the somewhat average

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Speaker 1: out their ages from the Bachelorette into that in sixteen

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Speaker 1: versus this this batch of them and let's see what

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Speaker 1: we get. Someone else do that. I don't have time

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Speaker 1: for it. Well, I kind of want to do it, though.

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Speaker 1: Do you think the idea that used to be and

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Speaker 1: more independent woman nowadays, the longer they're waiting to get married,

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Speaker 1: I think they're demo is aging they need to like

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Speaker 1: and they're smart. They listen to me because I said,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to watch twenty two year olds pretend

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Speaker 1: like they're gonna get married year olds. Okay, sure, you're

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Speaker 1: still a little naive, but I can at least buy

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Speaker 1: that you've been through some ship and you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: more interesting people that have been through stuff, that have excess,

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Speaker 1: that have baggage, that have history. Like they're bringing more

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Speaker 1: to work with on the show. Yeah, it's not fifth Wheel,

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Speaker 1: it's not a limit date. It's not shipwreck. You know,

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Speaker 1: this is the Bachelor, and they're gonna get married, like

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Speaker 1: you have to get married, you have to get engaged.

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Speaker 1: By the way, the guy who hosts the new host

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Speaker 1: of The Bachelor, Bachelor, his name is fun what's his name?

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Speaker 1: Almost a Jesse Owens and that is not it. That's

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Speaker 1: a black back in the day when Jesse Palmer. You

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Speaker 1: know who that is? Oh, the football player. Yes, now

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Speaker 1: I thought they hired a black guy, you would think,

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Speaker 1: but they didn't. They hired this guy who looks like thick,

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Speaker 1: Robin Thick. He does look like Robin, really thick. And

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Speaker 1: then I know he gets his hair cut. He played

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Speaker 1: for the Gators, he played quarterback. He's you know, he's

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Speaker 1: an attractive guy. He gets his haircut where I get

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Speaker 1: my hair He's an attractive man. He could be a bachelor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: David Letterman gets his haircut there too, right, Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: same guy that I get my hair cut with. Don't

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Speaker 1: touch the beard, he tells the guy, Okay, and don't

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Speaker 1: talk to me and don't look at me in the

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Speaker 1: eyes now. Uh. Clayton, Clayton, Clayton. That's how the girls

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Speaker 1: stayed on the show. Clayton Clayton. Clayton Eckard is a

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Speaker 1: football player. He is the bachelor. He is identical to

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Speaker 1: the host. It's like you're watching a father and son

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Speaker 1: on the show. To get this guy, does he look

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Speaker 1: like a young Allan Thick. Let's see. Hold on, I'll

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Speaker 1: do it. I'll try to do a side by side here.

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Speaker 1: To me, I'm sorry. If I were someone who wasn't white,

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Speaker 1: I'd go all white people look the same. If I

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Speaker 1: looked at these two, I mean they have a similar haircut.

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Speaker 1: They're both tall, white men, athletic, big, big builds. It

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Speaker 1: looks like Jesse's a little bit older than him. It's

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Speaker 1: and Jesse was a past bachelor, by the way, working

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Speaker 1: on by the way is from St. Louis, Eureka from Clayton,

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Speaker 1: so f boy being on that set. Look at them

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Speaker 1: side by side, Holy sh it. Then Clayton is huge

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Speaker 1: because Palmer is about six two six three. He's giant.

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Speaker 1: His arms look like he looks like stretch arm strong.

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Speaker 1: It looks like his arms don't make sense. Kept being

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Speaker 1: like does he get you and water do not? He's

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Speaker 1: like one of those little sponge dinosaurs. He was a

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Speaker 1: capsule when they first art out of the show. I

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Speaker 1: love those little so much. I don't know why you

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Speaker 1: still do. No. I did back then put in the

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Speaker 1: capsule and water. That's that was our TikTok. It's like,

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Speaker 1: look at it, go look at it, go look at that.

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Speaker 1: It's a staging swords. Because you thought that like maybe

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Speaker 1: your parents could change, like yeah, it's a little good,

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Speaker 1: or I could grow, I could go through puberty. Oh

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Speaker 1: that your penis could turn from go to a capsule

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Speaker 1: to a six. That's why I put it in water

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Speaker 1: all the time. I would just dip it for hours

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Speaker 1: and be like turned into a brown swords. Oh, you

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Speaker 1: were a little boy. You probably did think like maybe

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Speaker 1: I can you like watching things grow. Those things were cool.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden it would go from like healthy

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Speaker 1: like Jurassic Park. I mean it's unbelievable. Okay, wait, baths

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Speaker 1: as a kid, baths, baths who bathed to you as

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Speaker 1: a child. Um, I think, uh, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: took a lot of jet I suck the jets, you

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Speaker 1: know that. So I did take a lot of baths.

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Speaker 1: We had an indoor jacuzzi, so I sucked those all

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Speaker 1: the time. And I don't know if I put soap

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Speaker 1: on you did it? I just put I was still

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Speaker 1: dry from the top half. God, because I was just

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Speaker 1: the jets on my knees. Oh god. And then you

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Speaker 1: were just bathing in a pool of Like, dude, would

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Speaker 1: you come No, I tried. This is pre dinosaur. This

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Speaker 1: is prey before I developed. Yeah, back in the pill

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Speaker 1: day when I was just a pill. Wait what we're talking? Oh, fay.

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Speaker 1: Every if you're short on these shows, the chances of

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Speaker 1: you winning is like six, Like because you when you're

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Speaker 1: standing next to these tall guys in a lineup, I

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Speaker 1: just don't think you can win. I don't think you

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Speaker 1: can win. I want to see the height winners. It's

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Speaker 1: probably like the presidents. They're all probably above five eleven. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think we as a woman that like short, that

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Speaker 1: is not opposed to dating shorter men. I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It is true that women seem to prefer.

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Speaker 1: Society seems to prefer saying, especially in a game like

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Speaker 1: this where they're all lined up next to each other, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's true. I don't know. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: woman and you're sucking even slightly ugly, but then also

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Speaker 1: if you're a man in your I guess if you're

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Speaker 1: in a lineup and you're ugly, you're you're more funed

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Speaker 1: in regular world where you don't have this literally line

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Speaker 1: up next to the part even you know it's going

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Speaker 1: to kill you. Like if if you only meet one

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Speaker 1: person in your life and they're ugly, you'll think they're

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Speaker 1: the most beautiful person you've ever met, because they are

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Speaker 1: because they're the only person you've ever met. So okay,

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Speaker 1: how about this you go on a dating app and

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Speaker 1: instead of one at a time, it's ten up there

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Speaker 1: at a time, and you pick the one that's the

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Speaker 1: most tried to see you out of the lineup. I

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Speaker 1: like this, So then nine, I would say out of

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Speaker 1: those tendo, probably six if they were singles, would get swiped, right,

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Speaker 1: because you would fuck them because but if you compare

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Speaker 1: all ten, no, I think if you're a man, probably

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Speaker 1: six of them with swite. As a woman, you're swiping

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Speaker 1: the way I do it. No, you never were really

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Speaker 1: doing the apps. I would have loved you. Did it

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Speaker 1: was okay? Were you swiping left a lot? Oh so much? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So much? Yeah if they weren't into metallica and sucking

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Speaker 1: on nipples? Heart, Have you told av yet that you

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Speaker 1: want your nipples black and blue? No? Not yet. Will

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Speaker 1: you let us know when you do? Please? Do? Well

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Speaker 1: know she'll have a pep in her step and a

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Speaker 1: and a band aid on her braising out of my

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Speaker 1: shirt black. And the women on the show who are

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Speaker 1: all around have all had filler and things in their face.

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Speaker 1: To the point, and I've said this before because it

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Speaker 1: has been happening for several years. Young women now have

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Speaker 1: surgically different faces that you're talking about comparison. Your mind

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Speaker 1: starts seeing things differently like you. If we can, I

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Speaker 1: would love to look at faces of the Bachelor before

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Speaker 1: filler and botox went bananas, because women's normal faces. We

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Speaker 1: just don't see him often anymore. You see him in

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Speaker 1: the Midwest a little bit more become human filters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've filtered our own faces in real life. The women.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you what is it about a woman

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Speaker 1: that hates showing an expression in their forehead? Like what?

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Speaker 1: I just want to get behind the psychology behind it,

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Speaker 1: because it's wrinkles and wrinkles have always been associated with age.

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Speaker 1: Right there you go, That's all it is there? When

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Speaker 1: are you stay? Hang out with Jennifer Lawrence, she would

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Speaker 1: be like, seriously, stop making me laugh, stop it and

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Speaker 1: she would hold her face so that it wouldn't wrinkle.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow. Also, Kim Gardashian the same way, doesn't smile

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Speaker 1: in pictures because of wrinkles, of wrinkles in her eyes

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Speaker 1: of anywhere, Like you get them here anymore. Sun is done,

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Speaker 1: smiling is done, bun is done, expressions are done. I

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Speaker 1: don't mind a slight, but I want to take away

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Speaker 1: a little bit of it. And no, because you you

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Speaker 1: you look at older women and they have more wrinkles

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Speaker 1: on their face. That's when you start showing wrinkles on

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Speaker 1: your face. You just start going crazy. And everything you

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Speaker 1: see on Instagram is filtered or the women have worked one.

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Speaker 1: So you're comparing yourself to women who have worked one

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Speaker 1: if everyone just started looking like you know that um

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Speaker 1: twilight zone where everyone has a pig face and then

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Speaker 1: up with Bob was in Milwaukee, and so I was like,

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00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 1: the last our last run in was in Milwaukee. We

423
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: were cracking jokes. So it just fitted. And then the

424
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: rest of it and it's so pretty. So when I

425
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: was recording yesterday, the there's this there's this bridge part

426
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 1: that it's like um uh King of Fatherhood, King of Fatherhood,

427
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 1: um something something uh. I forget the lyric, but it's like, um,

428
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: when I was down, you brought me up, um, King

429
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: of Fatherhood, someone to trust. When I was down, you

430
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: brought me up. And I just like couldn't. For some reason,

431
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of it so that I

432
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 1: could have the emotion in the song. But then I

433
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: started like I couldn't. I started like crying and it

434
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: was so nice that people I'm recording with like take

435
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: a break, and so I I at first I was

436
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: like I just want to, like not because if I bawled,

437
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: my voice is all going to be like weird. And

438
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: so I was like, no, I got it. Let me

439
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: just keep going, and that I was just like your father.

440
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: I was like, look, look, so we took a break.

441
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: They were all so nice, and then we they went

442
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: to Starbucks, took like an hour break, and then we

443
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: came back and I was like, I'm ready, and then

444
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: then I was fine. I was like I had cried

445
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: and was good to got out of my system, went

446
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: through the whole song, and then at the end there's

447
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 1: like it's it's just really sad. It's just like me

448
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: talking to a god person being like, please don't hurt

449
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: the people I love, Please don't take anyone, and all

450
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: this stuff, which was already the lyrics of the song

451
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: original one, so I got to keep the chorus and um.

452
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: And so I finished it and I'm like, please don't

453
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: take anyone. And then usually like when you finished, they're like, great,

454
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was awesome. All right, so let's

455
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: move on. And I knew it was the last take

456
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: so I'm like, please don't take anyone and it was

457
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: just like quiet, and they're in the next room and

458
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm just like and they're like, uh, we're kind of

459
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: emotional over here, like they all cried. It was so

460
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: sweet and at that point I was like, you fucking pussies,

461
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: get you know. It was really nice that I was

462
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: able to. That's why I think it's special. I'm going

463
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: to release it because because like, I don't care if

464
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: it's not good, because it's just it doesn't have to

465
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: be because it's just about friendship and I think that

466
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: people can put their own thing onto it. And I

467
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: think that Bob would have would love it. And it's

468
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: so nice that Bob actually his death got me to

469
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: release something before I felt ready to. And yeah, so

470
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: that's my news today. I'm sorry. I just no, No,

471
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: it's fine that you hijacked because the first word is

472
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: about a terrorist? That is it really that? Um? See

473
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: what was I gonna say? But why not have that

474
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: same like I do the same thing, but like you're like,

475
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: I can release it because of this because I think

476
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: people thinking I think I'm cool or thinking I think

477
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm good. I just I don't know why Like the

478
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: other day when I posted that Woody Harrelson picture, I

479
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: had to like make a million caveats of like, I

480
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: don't think I'm special. I know this is a humble

481
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: break because the thing is it was it was when yes,

482
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: did Jim Norton post I don't even know what that

483
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 1: the one about, Um, I don't know the guy that

484
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: died the dedication post did you want to? Because I

485
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: felt like you posted that and then you were like, oh,

486
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: let me give an anecdote about my life like with

487
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: the celebrity. Oh that didn't even collect to me. But yeah,

488
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: Jim Norton's post about Cindy Poartier was so funny. No,

489
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: it wasn't that at all. In my head, it was

490
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: just I want to share this thing that is a

491
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: little braggy that I got to meet this really famous person.

492
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: I was also used to be friends with this famous person.

493
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: There's no context for it on Instagram when you post

494
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: something there was no Woody Harrison didn't die, like, you know,

495
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: I could have sat on that until there's a Woody

496
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: Harrison won an award or something. So it seems like, oh,

497
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: this is that's why I'm doing it, you know, like

498
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: me releasing this song. It's a little self serving. I

499
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: sound good on it. I think I kind of sound good.

500
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: It's a song I wrote, but because it's about Bob

501
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: Saggett and he died, I have an excuse. But when

502
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: I posted a picture Woody Harrison apropos of nothing on

503
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 1: a random Sunday after Saturday afternoon, that to me seems

504
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: just like there's no I have to tell. I have

505
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: to admit this is just a humble brag, and then

506
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: I have to get and I'm I'm one of these

507
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: people that the humble brag that gets more likes than

508
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: even not a humble But you know what it's like, Well,

509
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: it's not about getting likes. I wasn't doing that to

510
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: get likes. But why why post anything? Because I was

511
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: posting it because I look good in the picture. I'm

512
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: bragging that I got to meet what you like. But

513
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: the humblebragg did not get me more likes. I don't

514
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: think I think it does because I think acknowledging well,

515
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: if it did, then that is sincere likes that I

516
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: can accept, whereas the ones that would just be because

517
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: I met what he Harlson, I would not accept it's

518
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 1: almost like this podcast. When people like my stand up

519
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: to me, I feel like I'm tricking people because it's

520
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: a performance. It's a little bit more curated. I can't

521
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: accept the compliments as much I do and I acknowledge them.

522
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: But when people like the podcast and like me on

523
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: the podcast, that fucking straight to the heart. The other

524
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: one goes through like my foot and like goes to

525
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: the side because of the bunyan and travels up and

526
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: it's all like it's it's a I get shot because

527
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: it's like a friendly like a you know, it's I

528
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: don't It doesn't sink in. But because the people that

529
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: like the podcast, I'm not trying nothing on here is

530
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: me trying to be anything get myself. Whereas that caption

531
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: where I'm saying I have a roommate, I live in St.

532
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,239
Speaker 1: Louis and I drive my mom's car, that that is

533
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: the real me admitting that and me being like a

534
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: lot of people were like, you seem unhinged, and I'm like,

535
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: that's the real me. I am. I'm a little and

536
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: I liked that A special or you know, a bit

537
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: by bees forth coming out is actually I didn't want

538
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: to tell anyone but do you talk to them still?

539
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: You talk to Trevor Andrew's friends with the basis from

540
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: bit by Bees and he didn't want to brag about it,

541
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: but I will do it for him anyway. We gotta

542
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: get to the news. But I do want to say though,

543
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: when you humble bragg um, I just that is me

544
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: to throw in the caveat. It's just who I am.

545
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: Bo Burnham. I've talked about this before on his special.

546
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: It annoyed me how much he had to call out

547
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: what he was doing all the time. It's self awareness

548
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: to a degree that is almost exhausting. But that's me, babe,

549
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: Let's me, and you know it's not me as posting

550
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: put picture of myself with Woody Harrelson acting like that

551
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: that's my normal life because it ain't. Baby, and as

552
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: a woman and as a girl that used to when

553
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: I was young, get very triggered by like cut. Everyone's

554
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: life is so much better than mine. I really think

555
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: it is up to us, when we're presenting something that

556
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: is not a normal representation of our life, to call

557
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: it out for people who might be struggling with that

558
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: comparison thing. Because if someone if I saw like one

559
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: of my the women that I look up to or like,

560
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: you know, compare myself to posting something and then at

561
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: the end they go, here's the real story. I did

562
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: the while I was writing this, I was eating oatmeal.

563
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: I spilled it on my computer and you know something gross.

564
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: It would take me out of it and go, listen,

565
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,239
Speaker 1: she's just like you and I I needed that so

566
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: much as a kid, and I wish there would have

567
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: been more of she's just like you. So I always

568
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: try to add a layer of that, not so I

569
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: can be like I'm the norm. I'm in the every

570
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: woman like me. It's because I'm talking to myself that

571
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: used to go, wow, she's killing it. Because if I

572
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: haven't bought my head tomorrow and I go on my

573
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: Instagram and I don't know, say, I don't know who

574
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: I am, and I look at this girl and I

575
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: see her, I'm gonna get a little jealous of myself

576
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: sometimes because it is on Instagram. It's not representing my

577
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: real life. So I just feel like it is up

578
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: to us to have a Surgeon General's warrant of our

579
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: real life. I agree with that. I just think like

580
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: the photo in itself, not just with Woody Haroldson. But

581
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: does any photo where you look hot, or where you

582
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: where a celebrity, or like if my body looks good

583
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then you write the caption, it's like

584
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: what you It's like when I used to like put

585
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: up funny things where my where I looked attractive. Still

586
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: but but listen, the photo is already getting people to

587
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: be the funny thing. You're not being sincere. You're being funny.

588
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: You're not saying I'm being now if you had a

589
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: caption that I'm being funny right now, so I can

590
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: post a hot picture that's sincere. Yeah, but I think

591
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: that's implied already before even writing it all out. That's

592
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: my point sometimes, but it's not okay. But if you

593
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: just put up that picture of Woody Harrison and go

594
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: here I am with my celebrity friend that I just

595
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: met yesterday, that's another way of doing exactly what I did. Well,

596
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: that's how is that different? I just it's a different

597
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: presentation of it. I just feel like that the nuances

598
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: are already understood that here I am. Obviously I'm not

599
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: going to put up a picture where I looked It's

600
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: just a different joke, Like it's the same joke, but

601
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: it's a different way of presenting it. It's just as

602
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: funny and possibly shorter. But I also like that I

603
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: talk like that anyway. I just if you don't like it,

604
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: like a lot of people are like, I do not

605
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: like this. This is a crazy woman. I'm like. I

606
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: even sent it to Chris before I posted it because

607
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I felt crazy, and I'm like, do

608
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: you like me after me? Do you still? Do you

609
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: still like me? Do you think this is representative of

610
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: the way I am? And He's like, you do not

611
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: need to write all that, Like you are enough, just

612
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: like people don't need to know that you throw yourself

613
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: under the bus too much. But I I love it's

614
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: very much. And so when I checked with him, I've

615
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: been checking with him a lot on things. I got

616
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: asked to do a naked photo shoot yesterday from magazine,

617
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I'm gonna be able to

618
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: do it. No, I'm so excited. You know. That's why

619
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: I did Dancing with the Stars because you guys were

620
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: like outfits. You get to be so hot, and I

621
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: was like yes, um, and I it's coming, it's like soon,

622
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: so there's no me getting in shape for it, and

623
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: there wouldn't be anyway. And let me just say, my

624
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: body isn't the best it's ever been. But I'm just

625
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: like whatever, um and it's it's. And I got asked

626
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: to do it from my publicist just to ask if

627
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: I would be interested in receiving the invite for it,

628
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: because they weren't even gonna send the offer if i'd

629
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: never post news. She's texted me. She was like, would

630
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: you pose nude for like a tasteful thing where you'd

631
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,479
Speaker 1: be covered up, you know, on your asshole? Only my asshole?

632
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: So is gonna be from Uh it's gonna be uh yes?

633
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: What is it called? When you are you going to show? Come? Uh? Yeah?

634
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: So anyway, I don't know that of me to be

635
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: able to do it. But I was like, I asked

636
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Speaker 1: my you know, not my boyfriend, but the guy that

637
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: I'm very close to is being my boyfriend. I asked him.

638
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't ask him. I didn't go,

639
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: no kidding, I go. It wasn't like I was asking

640
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: permission because he goes, were you asking like my if

641
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: I would have said, did you think I was going

642
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: to say no? And I was like, no, I didn't

643
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: think I would still do it, but I just wanted

644
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: to gauge, like because he's just kind of a good

645
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: arbiter of like this isn't you. He'll let me do

646
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: anything that's truly me, or like not let me, but

647
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: like give the okay, I guess that still sounds like

648
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: a passing permission. I promise you I'm not um But

649
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: he was like fuck yes to it, like he wants

650
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: me to do a topless special. He's like that would

651
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: be so funny and cool, like just saying fuck it,

652
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: like men can be Bert christ Er can do it.

653
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: You should do it. And I've got slightly bigger tits

654
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: than Burt and m And he was like yes. He

655
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: was like this is awesome, and publication is like a good,

656
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: it's a good. It's up there with like it's not Maxim,

657
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: you know which I would gladly do. Maxim reach out

658
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: to me when you do the senior edition um or

659
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Speaker 1: like f A F f A h M? Is that

660
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: was that the old one. I would even do fucking Playboy.

661
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: I would do it. I would, but it was nice

662
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: to get the from the person who you know sees

663
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: me naked most and it's probably a little bit proprietary

664
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: about my nakedness and me giving that away to the world.

665
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: He was like, fuck, yeah, you look amazing, like put

666
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: it out there. And he was like, is this gonna

667
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 1: make you kind of like he was a little worried

668
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: about eating sort of stuff, like is this gonna make

669
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: you do some things? And I was like, honestly, I

670
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: would do the shoot right now. And I had just

671
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: eaten like so much Thai food. I was just like,

672
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: they can. They're gonna tweak anything that I would have

673
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: a problem with My body would be like a skin. Well,

674
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: how new are we talking? Are we talking like I'm

675
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: gonna do the Jennifer Aniston this where she's sitting like this, Yeah,

676
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: and she had her tids out. She said, yeah, yeah,

677
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: it's it's she's naked, but it's like this, and so

678
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: you see she's blocking her vagina with her leg. You

679
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 1: would need a bigger leg though, I have a bigger leon,

680
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 1: so we're good, I know, but right, but my leg

681
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: is also bigger anyway, um, and I'm gonna have my

682
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Speaker 1: style the Rachel Okay first News story. Seriously, Noah is

683
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687
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688
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689
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692
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Speaker 1: finger to run circles around your clours without touching it directly. Interesting, Okay,

693
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: I'll run circles around my clas it sounds like I'm like, oh,

694
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: I'll fucking kick your ass. Alright, I'll finger You're alright.

695
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: Try rubbing your curs with one finger, two fingers, three fingers,

696
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: four fingers and your no no, no, no, no, it's

697
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: nothing about you. It's just you don't have a clitterus.

698
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: You know, before the sponge soaked up the water, it

699
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: kind of looked like one. Um. You know what when

700
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Speaker 1: you are doing a manual clatoral rub as you with

701
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: your fingers, which I'm thinking you've done before. Of course, Okay,

702
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: do do you um lift up the hood? No, it's

703
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: too and it's too like intense. Oh so you do

704
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: it with hood on you you you pet the turtle

705
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: with the shell still on. Correct, I need to lift

706
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: up the hood. My clip is so it looks like

707
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: a from the start though, or like after you've worked

708
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: on them, you know, like I don't really fucking I

709
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: don't even do four play with myself. I'm like, let's

710
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: just jump on in. But my hood is I have

711
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: a significant hood and my clip is the size of

712
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: a um, you know, like a little like a not

713
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: a um. What are the grains that you buy that

714
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: are like orange that are perfect circles, lentil or like

715
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: a lentil, they're the size of a lentil, a dried lentil.

716
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: I think so s lentil. And that's not a huge hood,

717
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: but it's like it's it looks like a piece of

718
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: bubble gum, like a little person in a clan outfit.

719
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: I really want to do a thing for my boyfriend

720
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: because when I blow dry my hair, I look at

721
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: my vagina sometimes because it's out and my lips hold

722
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: fold like so my hood is here and then my

723
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: lips go are like you know, coming out sometimes like

724
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: my majora. But they hang down probably like a half

725
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: of a quarter whatever that is like a third of

726
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: an inch down. But if I pull them enough, they

727
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,439
Speaker 1: can go down to like, you know, a little bit more.

728
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: And it looks like a bunny rabbit so much because

729
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: the way I'm looking at it looks like like it's

730
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: just like, hey, and for Easter. I don't want to

731
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: put a nose and a little I want to like,

732
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: I want to make it an Easter bunny for Easter

733
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 1: and say like happy Easter, which I don't think you'll

734
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: even like because it's like that instance of humor. But

735
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: he's the only person I could ever show that too.

736
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: Maybe my friend you better get on that WhatsApp chat

737
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 1: again around Easter, noah, because she kind of like fell

738
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: off the WhatsApp chat. But like you gotta get around

739
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: to Easter because that's where I'll put it. Okay, deal,

740
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, so you lift the hood. I'm wondering if

741
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: our listeners left the hood all right? Let us know,

742
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: if you get size bean, would you say you're your

743
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: clip is no uh maybe like like a shrunken navy

744
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: bean or something like that Okay, so it fought for

745
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: our country or like a like a like a Pinto

746
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: does your does your no? But like mine decides like

747
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: a Pinto car does yours? Ever hide in your body

748
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: like because it's like it's too like mine. Sometimes I'm

749
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: about to come and then it literally will go not

750
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: a girl, and it will go in and I can't

751
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: fucking find it. That happens with my dig not into

752
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: my body, but it will goes soft right when I'm

753
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: gonna come, which is kind of weird. Mine hides like no,

754
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: it's like me trying to give Luigi a bath, Like

755
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 1: the second he senses it comes out when it's like, oh,

756
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: my voice is up here, and it seems like I'm

757
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: like over by the cabinets where the treats are. But

758
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: then the second that I run the water, it's like,

759
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: I wonder. And that's why that one thing I showed

760
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: on the show one time that you like clip your

761
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: clip to make it like exposed, it was actually I'm

762
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: going to try that again, but I think I was

763
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 1: clipping it on it instead of around it, um because

764
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: it always retreats. Okay, what are some more tactics because

765
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: I need a try and then around and then start

766
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: with one. Get all the way to four fingers, and

767
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768
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: two fingers placed one on each side of your clips,

769
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: rub up and down. You can also try a side

770
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771
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Speaker 1: tap technique, tap au keep your underwear on. You could

772
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: also try this with a rougher fabric like jeans. Oh

773
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: I love that's Hey, is this talking about my joke?

774
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: Will you use the little the little button on the

775
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: pull your outer labia together and rub your clatres through

776
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: the folds of your skin? Okay into this? Yeah, I've

777
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: never tried any of that. I ate a girl's jeans

778
00:41:54,080 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: one time, blowjob once. It's so funny. One guy once

779
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: told me that he was at a strip club and

780
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: getting a lap dance back where things were like kind

781
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: of happening back there where she was offering maybe more

782
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: money for other things, and he's like no, no, no,

783
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: but she threw his jeans like he was hard and

784
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: like bit his penis through his jeans and was just

785
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: like and like breathed on it. I do that to

786
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: my man all the time. I love. It's an over

787
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: the pants blow try to actually suck a dick through jeans.

788
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: Like and also, guys, I think this is a cool

789
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: trick to say no, you don't get it unless you

790
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: work for it, and like, try to suck my dick

791
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 1: through my jeans and make the girl will be so

792
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: like it's like a game if you make things games

793
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,800
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794
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,520
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795
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: I want it. If you make us beg for things,

796
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: when you finally give it to us, will be so

797
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: into it, more so than you've ever seen us. I

798
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,959
Speaker 1: think it's maybe put on another pair of jeans. Of jeans, yeah,

799
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: do um never nude. It is interesting in a guy

800
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: that's not circumcised. So there there they have a hood.

801
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: They have a hood. Maybe it feels good to play

802
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: with the head of your cock through underwear. I guess

803
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,879
Speaker 1: you could use your underwear if you don't have one.

804
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: I love when I masturbate. I think for some if

805
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm ever doing like hand stuff, if if a guy

806
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: is starting down their hand stuff through my jeans and

807
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: then my leaving my underwear on to the side, like

808
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: not doing directly, all of that is so good. You

809
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,960
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810
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: in with firm pressure when you leave on that stuff.

811
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: But that's just a good way to get a girl

812
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: warmed up. If I could give any advice to men

813
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: hooking up, which is a fumbly thing to do in

814
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: the beginning, less is more like don't like like the

815
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: teasing thing gets kind of annoying after a while and

816
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: it's not as hot. But if you go like hard

817
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: but with like clothes on, that's very interesting. That's that

818
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: can be very fun because the girls like, just fuck

819
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: me already, and like you just won't and go, I

820
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: don't think you deserve it at and she'll be like,

821
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: what do you want? And you go, I guess I'll

822
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: know what when I see it. And then the girl

823
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,799
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824
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,560
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826
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827
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829
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831
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839
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Speaker 1: for the first one and so I just had them.

843
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: I had bless Us send me a new one. This one,

844
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: it looks like it's dirty, but I clean it every

845
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: time with a dildo cleaner. So so this is it.

846
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: And watch this. Oh my god, I'm not kidding you.

847
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: The other day Chris was using this on me and

848
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: he had me blindfolded and he goes and we were

849
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: kind of doing a role play where it was like

850
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: someone else was sucking me. He was like letting someone

851
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: else and he was like he's arriving in his chopper. Now.

852
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: I could not stop laughing the entire time because then

853
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: it gets it starts to do a cool beat at

854
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 1: so there's different settings. Okay, that's the fast and now

855
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: that's the chopper. He's getting ready to leave you. This

856
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: is a beat that actually but by Bees used it

857
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: is I was gonna say the same thing. This was

858
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: off the third epoy come on over, Drumma boy, Drumma

859
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: boy vibrates. I swear to god, I know it seems

860
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: like a lot. And the first time Chris used this,

861
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: I have to say he was like, tell you what

862
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: the funk? I don't like this because it's just no,

863
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: it saves him. This is the one thing I think

864
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: women don't understand about guys. When you were using toys.

865
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: When when we're doing this guy, which that does you

866
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: get a little bit of carpal tunnel like you it

867
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: hurts our hands like and I know as a man

868
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: you should be able to grab a hammer and are

869
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: jerking you off. They get that and they also when

870
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: they're blowing you, they get it. I'm not saying that,

871
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying, but this is gonna

872
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: save you time. You just put us. But girls, you

873
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: know what you do with this. Girls, if you're buy

874
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: your self, I'm serious, get one of these. Blessa is

875
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: where they sell it. It's called the Shameless for it.

876
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: Keep on your underwear and use your underwear as a

877
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: way to hold it in. So put your underwear about

878
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: like mid thigh, and then the underwear. You can pull

879
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: the underwear up as you're using it, so you don't

880
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: even have to hold it. The underwear works as like

881
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: a harness for it to push it up. And this

882
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: is something I put in after I've stimulated myself clatorially

883
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: enough that I'm like wet and it can go in.

884
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 1: And I also sometimes use lube just to like get

885
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: it in. If I want one, And you can use

886
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: the serum that I recommend for your face the ordinary.

887
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: You can use that serum as well. This stuff. This

888
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: thing is. So I'll give you one because I have

889
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: an extra one. Yeah, but I just need to get uh,

890
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. You can come just down

891
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: and charge it on mine because I only have one charger.

892
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: I'll give you an extra one because I have an

893
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: extra one. But no, but it's dude, this there's no

894
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: likenes for this to it's clean like to me, I mean,

895
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: I'll use anything. I'll use a nine iron. Yeah, well,

896
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: actually have a box. You can just pretend like it's clean.

897
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: Even though she listens to the podcast, we can't let her.

898
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Um. Okay, we have five minutes left.

899
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: Let's get to another story. Can were in? Luigi? Are

900
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: you okay right now? Are you gonna ask us for

901
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: this one thing? Uh? Do you want to read the headline?

902
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: Or it's going to make you look at the answers.

903
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: It'll make me look at the answers. Okay. Social media

904
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: users share the surprising uses for everyday items. Can you guess? Okay? Okay,

905
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: so I'll read the item and then you guys guess what.

906
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: I guess what they're doing? Okay, turning off of it. Well,

907
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 1: the tiny hole in an airplane window. The tiny hole,

908
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh um, I know, do you know what you're they're

909
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: talking about? It's this little hole that's almost like the

910
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: size of up a pencil lead. Um, probably smaller, like

911
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: a little bit smaller than a mechanical pencil. Lead. Um,

912
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: I would say sharpening sharpening a pencil, I don't know.

913
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: I would say, um uh, just getting a little bit

914
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: more air. Or if you're if you're making plato and

915
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: you want to give the plato ie, you can press

916
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: it against it and it will make it a little eye.

917
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: Good guess. Unfortunately you're wrong. It's to provide ventilation so

918
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: the glass won't Oh. I thought it was like life

919
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: hacks that you can do things that you go what

920
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: is that for? Okay, this makes sense. I would have

921
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 1: said it was like to depressurize the window a little bit.

922
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 1: I'm it's to prevent fog. Okay, yes, okay, here here's

923
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: another one, so let's let's start all over. Yes, okay,

924
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: the small extra pocket that's located inside the jeans pocket key, No,

925
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: that's for your buttons. Okay. Actually, it's to provide extra

926
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: support to stop the trousers from ripping in their weak spots. Ah,

927
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: you should put a little pocket about the crotch then,

928
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: because I see so many guys getting holes down there.

929
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: That's true. I used to get those holes there a

930
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: little cocaine there. Yeah, that's where a lot of people

931
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: will put it, which is like the most obvious place.

932
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: It's a great place for key though too. It's a

933
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: little small for a key. Now this yeah deep enough.

934
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: That one's pretty deep, but a hotel key. And these

935
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: are some classic levies from like the eighties. Okay, go on, okay,

936
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: so have you ever seen that small hole next to

937
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: the lock in the padlock? There's like a little tiny hole. Yes, yes,

938
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: that's to open it if you don't have the key. Wrong,

939
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 1: that seems like a way to just breaking like a

940
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: master little key. I'm going to say it's to make

941
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: it so it doesn't flog up. It's to drain water

942
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: and avoid them from going rusty, as well as providing

943
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: a way to oil it. Ah. Interesting, Okay, okay, this one,

944
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: I like this. Should do more of these. Yeah, I

945
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: don't know how many there are, but but I mean

946
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: like this kind of concept quizzing us. Okay, the tiny

947
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: hole next to the camera on your iPhone? Oh that's

948
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 1: the um wait, let's look. Oh there is a tiny

949
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: hole there. Fog fog another foggy hole Andrew lens for

950
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: what for? Zoom huh for It's for to go on

951
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: a conference call with your boss during COVID. Okay, close

952
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: it's phone. Yeah what wow? Okay, okay, what about Dick

953
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: and everything we're talking about? And I just want to

954
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: thank the Daily Mail for this article. I don't want

955
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: to take any credit. Don't ever thank the Daily Mail.

956
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: They are the worst. Fuck you, Daily Mail. We're stealing

957
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: this from you and you had nothing to do with it.

958
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: They're terrible. But also there might number one new source

959
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: from Alright, fabric swatches provided alongside the spare buttons in

960
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: on new clothes. Um patching up holes? Wait what was it? Fabric?

961
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: What they give you fabric's watches sometimes in a little

962
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: um sewing kit. Right, Yeah, that's to plug up holes. Okay,

963
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: Actually it was news to me too. It's to test

964
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: your cleaning products to ensure that you won't ruin the

965
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: fabric of the full garment. Still, God, there are so

966
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: many dumb things. By the way, a sewing kid in

967
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: the hotels is you never need it. I only use

968
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: those needles to like rip apart my hangnails. I don't

969
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: even know there were needles in there. Oh, there's needles

970
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: and sewing kids all or even like the shoe shine

971
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: fucking rag. That is something like in nice hotels they

972
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: have all these like dumb little things that you're just like, yeah,

973
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: back in the day, they needed that back. And I

974
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: get sad when I walked past a shoeshine place in

975
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: an airport and it's just abandoned like that kid, I know,

976
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: I um do you know. I just want to say

977
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this as like I used to have

978
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: a joke of it, but I used it was one

979
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: of my favorite jokes I did where I go like,

980
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: I've given like six hand jobs, like back in the day,

981
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: and that was that day was Tuesday. Because when you

982
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: do say back in the day, it's just funny to

983
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: say it's like one day you gave back in the

984
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: day and then yeah and that was recent and it

985
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: was one day. Um, it's like reminding my Shoemore joke.

986
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: That's like I've had sex with like seven people and

987
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: that was like a crazy night. It's like like the

988
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 1: kind of thing alright, going alright, So the Starbucks cup

989
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: that you have there, the lid, that tiny hole that

990
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: is obviously what not the whole but itself. Okay, what

991
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: can it be used for? I actually saw this one.

992
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: It's like a funnel, right, Andrew. The one I did

993
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: see it's a cup hold like a co coaster. Oh

994
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 1: for the cup soa no, it's not fit, doesn't really fit.

995
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: I gotta say, it's like it's not fitting bogus all right,

996
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: I guess they're wrong anymore. Oh yeah, okay, this one

997
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: you probably know because I think if I knew it,

998
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: you guys probably know it. The hole in the tab

999
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: on fizzy drink cans. I'm guessing that's just a pressure thing. Well,

1000
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: just what can you use it for besides opening the

1001
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: cable in the town. Oh, I've seen this before. Use

1002
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: it on your zvia cans. I don't know what is it.

1003
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: It's for, Um, you can use it for something. So

1004
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: some of these are some of these are not? No, no, no?

1005
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: What is it? So? If you if you flip it

1006
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: all the way towards you, you can use the hole

1007
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: to hold your straw so it doesn't like Oh yeah,

1008
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: I like that one. That's cute. God. I saw a

1009
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: really good life hack the other day that I was like, God,

1010
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait to use that. It was something so

1011
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: simple and so smart. Fuck Okay, well that was unhelpful

1012
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: to everyone Jesus. Sorry, guys, I thought it was going

1013
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: to come to me, but it did not. Um anymore. Okay,

1014
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: I have two more real quick um food related Okay.

1015
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: The hole in the arm of a pan a pan

1016
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: like hang to hang it, hang it. No, it's to

1017
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: keep you from having to rest your wooden spoon on

1018
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: the side or get a dirty while you're cooking. You can.

1019
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: I have a little spoon dish because I hate that.

1020
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: We were just talking about that. It gets so dirty

1021
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: so fast. But spoon dishes are dope. Um. And there's

1022
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: also a lot of cool like appliances or like spoons

1023
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: themselves that you can use that like levitates, so they

1024
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: don't when you put them down on the counter, they

1025
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: don't touch the counter. I mean, I guess they could

1026
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: still drip, but it's there's cool technology now. UM. I

1027
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: would love to hear anyone send in life hacks any

1028
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 1: of our listeners, just a prompt for some fan trax,

1029
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: some lifeas that you either found on TikTok that you

1030
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 1: actually use, or one that you discovered on your own. Um.

1031
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: All right, okay, the last one which a chin hole

1032
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: on your dog's asshole, close the whole in your pasta spoons. Oh,

1033
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: I know that's to measure the amount of pasta that

1034
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: is like a half a cup or something, um, the

1035
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: serving size for one person. Correct? Yes, yes, so you

1036
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: can put in the pasta in it before you even

1037
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: cook it. Yeah. Yeah, I had no idea. I didn't

1038
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: need to know that either, But that's cool. I know

1039
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: that meat is supposed to be a fist, but either.

1040
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: You know what, why don't you we all just eat

1041
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: until we feel full instead of these measurements, because I

1042
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,479
Speaker 1: feel like measurements always bumped me out. I also never

1043
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: mind leftovers, like I'm a I'll eat the leftover. I

1044
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: like that three hours later. But let's be honest, like

1045
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: we all eat left I've never once eaten leftovers the

1046
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: next day when I have done that before, because I've

1047
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: forgotten about them. It is. I feel like I feel

1048
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: like a woman in a movie. That is, like I

1049
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: feel like Emily in Paris, and I don't even watch

1050
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: that show, but I feel like Lily Collins, like I'm

1051
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: just a normal girl who like keeps leftovers and like

1052
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: eats it later because never once have I not like

1053
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: crept the food is still warm when I'm re eating

1054
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: it and I and I take it home from the

1055
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: restaurant like I'm such a a civilized woman. I'm helen

1056
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: hunting what women want, like I swear to God, like

1057
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: I always feel that's the thing that makes me feel

1058
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: like more of like a normal woman than anything. And

1059
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: I can't even do It's so funny, you say, because well, Brenna,

1060
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: we had spaghetti the other night. I but Branna keeps leftovers.

1061
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: She did it perfect. She has tupperware, she puts a

1062
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: meal prep, but kersen meal prep. She does tuper wear

1063
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: with it. She's like, I'm just gonna bring the noodles.

1064
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: I was gonna bring this, and I'm like, oh my god,

1065
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: Like that's a real thing because for us, I feel

1066
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: like we either eat it right away or that will

1067
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: sit in the fridge for I don't know, nine months. Yes,

1068
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: we're very similar. I do want to say to Brenna,

1069
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: if she's listening, I will come by your met spots.

1070
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: But she seriously is so beautiful that I just know,

1071
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: like me looking like and I would. She's my friend,

1072
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: so I don't care if she judges me or like

1073
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm not comparing myself to her, but she

1074
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: is so beautiful that that type of person greeting me

1075
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: after I have like after I'm like, I'm trying to

1076
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: be you, and she's like, oh my god, you look,

1077
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: how was it? Oh my god, you're gonna love the

1078
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: Restulet's like that kind of thing, which she probably doesn't

1079
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: talk that way, and like, but I've been to enough

1080
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: of these places. There's always a woman older than me

1081
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: working the front desk, and that has served me in

1082
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: my life. It's interesting because it's like you would think

1083
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: it would be the other way around, because you would

1084
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: see what you could be. No, and that's what she's there.

1085
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean, like that is smart to have like her,

1086
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: And but she needs to have a tag that says

1087
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: Brenna forty six and then you go, Okay, what did

1088
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: that make you feel worse? No, because it makes me

1089
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: feel like, oh my god, if you can look like

1090
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: that when you're forty six, Yeah, because if it would

1091
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: make me feel when I came out of this thing,

1092
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: because you always look rough no matter what. After we

1093
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: have all this stuff done, you can't expect results right away.

1094
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: This isn't like the hair salon. You don't leave like

1095
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: I can go to a cocktail party now if you

1096
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: leave look like you just got Chris Brown, and so

1097
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: you you would just think, oh, I'll look like that

1098
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: in the morning, and by the morning you you definitely don't.

1099
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: But Brenna is not there anymore, and no one's accountable.

1100
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: Um okay, let's go to break and we'll come back

1101
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: with why do I care? Why do I care? Well,

1102
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: we're skipping why do I care? Today because we talked

1103
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: enough about celebrities. Bob Sagan's dead and um let's get

1104
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: to Reddit dump. Um my favorite. Can you tell a facial? No,

1105
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: you can't know. I'm sorry. You can't tell when people

1106
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: get facials unless it's like right after and it's like,

1107
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: it's great, it's called diamonds something I don't know. Um,

1108
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: this is it's so nice to get a facial. Facials

1109
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: are not abrasive ones. I guess this one. They took

1110
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: off dead skin, which extractions though, and they pop all

1111
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: of your did that? Did they do that for about

1112
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: two months? So they didn't have that much. I don't

1113
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: get those done anymore. I would actually recommend girls not

1114
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: get extractions when they go in for facial and your

1115
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: lady will be like, no, what are you doing? I

1116
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: don't I've not done an extraction in two years, and

1117
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: my supportes have never been smaller, and it's never been better.

1118
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: I do think extractions caused the problem that makes you

1119
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: need to keep getting facials. But I'm also not an

1120
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: institution and I know nothing. Okay, so can next huh

1121
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah you key mode. This is your I love

1122
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: your laugh in the background. Okay, so this is the

1123
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: subreddit next fucking level, and this is David Bowie talking

1124
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: about the impact of the Internet on society. This is

1125
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, this is back in the day. Sorry once,

1126
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: this are so hard to make start. Let me just

1127
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: fucking now. I screenshot at it. God damn it, Bowie.

1128
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't need this ship that. I don't think we've

1129
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 1: even I think the potential of what the Internet is

1130
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: going to do to society, both good and bad, is unimaginable.

1131
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: I think we're actually on the cusp of something exhilarating

1132
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: and terrifying. It's just a tool, though, isn't it. No,

1133
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: it's not. Now, it's an alien life form. What do

1134
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: you think I mean when you think about life on mine? Yes,

1135
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: it's just landed here. That's it's simply a different delivery system.

1136
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: There you're arguing about something more profound. Oh yeah, I'm

1137
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: talking about the the the actual context and the state

1138
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: of content is going to be so different to anything

1139
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: that we can really envisage at the moment when the

1140
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 1: interplay between the user and the provider will be so

1141
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: in sympathical, it's going to it's going to crush our

1142
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: ideas or what mediums are all about. I mean, I

1143
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: just love the idea of cut to some girls showing

1144
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: her vagina on TikTok's hilarious. Use the word in visage.

1145
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: I want to keep I want to do that work.

1146
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,439
Speaker 1: You know what I learned, I need to get into

1147
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: Bowie more. I'm not I've never been a Bowie head.

1148
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: I do love like so many songs he wrote, and

1149
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: then other artists covered, like, um, didn't the Food Fighters

1150
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: do a Bowie song? There's like one of their hit

1151
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: songs that No I copied his beat no no, no,

1152
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: no no and mine, and yeah, that's insane that that

1153
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: was ever that was a different song. Um. And then

1154
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: also that there was this girl on Howard Stern Show

1155
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: that did a cover of Life on Mars It's so beautiful.

1156
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: What was her name? And Howard was like talking, daring it,

1157
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: but he also loves it. Whatever. Check out life on

1158
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: Mars Howard Stern cover and you'll find this girl. Aurora

1159
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: is her name, and it's so beautiful. Um let's move on.

1160
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: There's a TikTok. This is called TikTok cringe and I

1161
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 1: don't This is often TikTok's that are not cringeing at all.

1162
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: They're just cool. This is a guy at Disneyland, and

1163
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll be It looks like it's

1164
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: in fast forward times four, but this is a guy

1165
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: that's playing the piano at Disneyland, and he's total savant.

1166
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: It says talented Disney playing Disney piano player. Hold on,

1167
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: I just want you to hear how fast this fucking is.

1168
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: And then at the end he gets even faster. Now

1169
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: listen to this needs to bottle that up. Boy, it's

1170
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: watching it is so incredible. I I just you know,

1171
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: you watch things like that and you go, what am

1172
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: I even fucking doing with my life? And I know

1173
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: he's like a rain Man types of kind of kid.

1174
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: They're they're just he just has to be. It's too wild.

1175
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: He's too young to be that fast and that good

1176
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: This is from Rare Insults of the kids put the

1177
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: cups had the cup stacking kids? Um is that talent

1178
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: paying off anymore? Uh? This is from rare Insults cup

1179
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: stacking kids. They open for Yeah, you guys, can someone

1180
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: please make a lullapaloos at two tho shirt and put

1181
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: bit by bees and what was the one I just said,

1182
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: stacking cup kids. Let's just start startin. Someone start compiling

1183
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: all the band names, and I want to do a

1184
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer podcast line up. Yeah, let's like interview different

1185
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: bands and honestly, you can take other things from our

1186
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: show that have been like inside jokes and make them

1187
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: into band names, and it would be really funny to

1188
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: do like a tour shirt. Preta they're headlining the E

1189
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: d M text. Well it's three sisters that have vagina, Okay,

1190
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 1: so ahim drip him? Uh So this is from rare

1191
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 1: Insults subreddit. This is just like funny, Like it's like

1192
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: this because it's very specific things, which obviously are the

1193
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: best jokes. Uh. So this the headline is this is

1194
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: probably the first time I've seen someone take a shot

1195
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: at a letter. So this is someone from Twitter. I

1196
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: don't know why they ex out their name. But it's

1197
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: a screenshot of Twitter and it says Q is too

1198
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: high up in the alphabet. I respect it, but it

1199
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: has no place between P and R should be at

1200
01:05:56,760 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: the end with the weirdo goth letters. Calling the end

1201
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: of alphabet weirdo goth letters like X y Z is

1202
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 1: so funny to me. I loved it so much that

1203
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: I did I could see cubi. It doesn't make sense. Um, okay,

1204
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: this was belong at the end. So this this was

1205
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: from suspiciously specific And this is a um excerpt. It's

1206
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: a picture of a book and it's from a book

1207
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: called the Manuel the civil Civilite poor le petit fi

1208
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 1: luciage de maison book by Pierre lou Louise. And I

1209
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: don't know when it was written, but it seems probably

1210
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: and it's and what that translates to is the young

1211
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: Girl's Handbook of good Manners. And it was probably from

1212
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: back in the day in France. And you can hear

1213
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: it from the lay it's written. It says, never ask

1214
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: a gentleman, do you need a suck? That is how

1215
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: little sweet walks, is how little street walkers express themselves.

1216
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 1: Say in a low voice and in his ear, would

1217
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: you like my mouth? If he is a gentleman whom

1218
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: you have not previously sucked, and the title of this

1219
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 1: chapter is sucking. If he is a gentleman who whom

1220
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: you have not previously sucked, do not start in by

1221
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: skillfully licking up and down his prick and behind his balls.

1222
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: He would form a bad opinion as to your past.

1223
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: Take his prick into your mouth, modestly, lowering your eyes,

1224
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 1: suck slowly, spread your jaws apart so as to not bite,

1225
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: and clench your lips so as to not drool. When

1226
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 1: the gentleman is about to come, do not interrupt yourself

1227
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: to ask him how his mother is doing, even if

1228
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: you had forgotten to do so before. When he ejaculates,

1229
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: silently swallow it all to the very last drop, and

1230
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: then say something nice about the taste of the liquor

1231
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: you just drank. First of all, they wrong, I mean

1232
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: that turned me on a lot, right, Yeah. Do I

1233
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: feel like language like Shakespearean ship was just a way

1234
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: to you know, say pound, you know whatever, like songs

1235
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: back back in the day, like we're about sex, like

1236
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: but like words like this, it's just so funny. They're

1237
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: just they're trying to hide the raunchiness of that humans

1238
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: are animals. Yeah, and the guy that wrote that was

1239
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: so fucking turned on when he wrote he was such

1240
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: a perv. We gotta get to the final thought. Um,

1241
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: this is one of the sweetest things ever. This is

1242
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: from the I've seen this before and I wanted to

1243
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:24,879
Speaker 1: share it. I don't know if it's going to translate

1244
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: to audio. I apologize if it doesn't. Um. This is

1245
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 1: from the subreddit hold up, which means like hold up

1246
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: h O l up is. The subreddit is a great

1247
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: one to check out, and it's things that like you're

1248
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: watching them to the end you're like wait what and

1249
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: and there's always a twist. So this is um, I

1250
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: think like, uh p s a kind of thing that ran. Yeah,

1251
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: but it's the audio. I think we'll suffice this ran

1252
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 1: and it's fifty five seconds long, so stay in there

1253
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: with me. It's on it RAN. I think in like

1254
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,679
Speaker 1: Europe somewhere or in the in the UK. I don't

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01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 1: remember which because I forget what their accent is like.

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01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: But so it's a pregnant woman in her probably late thirties,

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01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: looks like forty, um at a bus stop and there's

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01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: an old man sitting next to her about three ft

1259
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 1: away on the chip like there's a chair between them,

1260
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: her purses on it. And then there's this old man

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01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: that's old without botox, sneaky. Oh sorry, yeah, this's from

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01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: the nineties. She's you're okay? Are you all right? Yeah?

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01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: How far along are you? Well? I was just wondering

1264
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: how long? Sorry, trying to cheesy for you to say.

1265
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 1: Finding it tough, you must be exciting. I'm scared everything.

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01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will be fine. People say that, but

1267
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 1: what if I'm not. I don't manage everyone. Who does?

1268
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 1: Do they? What about your family? It's complicated. You don't

1269
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: get along. Me and my dad and he's sick. Okay,

1270
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 1: come along, this is us dad. Come on. The whole time.

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01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: It was her dad and he has Alzheimer's. Isn't that sweet?

1272
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 1: He's just like I love the idea of like she's

1273
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,719
Speaker 1: she seems like she's just like over this man talking

1274
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: to her, and like just the way you would be

1275
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: if an old man started talking to you and you're

1276
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: pregnant and you're just like and you're like she's but

1277
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: then she gets vulnerable. She's like, I'm worried he's like,

1278
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 1: it's gonna be okay, and she's like, you know, any

1279
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: context you put that in, it's like, what do you know,

1280
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,680
Speaker 1: fucking old timer's dad that is giving me that I

1281
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: have to like change your fucking diaper now, and you

1282
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: don't even know who I am or old man who

1283
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: doesn't even know who I am? Like what do you know?

1284
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 1: And he's like, what about your family? She says, just

1285
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: me and my dad, and then him being like it's

1286
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 1: gonna be okay, and then the bus pulls up and

1287
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 1: she's like, come on down, like it's it's such whoever

1288
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 1: thought of that is brilliant? It is such a sweet twist.

1289
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: I loved it so much, isn't it sweet? So you

1290
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: can find that if you want to look it up

1291
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 1: and see it for yourself because it's a great video. Um,

1292
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 1: you just search within the subreddit hole up h O

1293
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 1: l U P and it's what a sweet man. And

1294
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 1: then they're they try to do an ellipses like dot

1295
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: dot dot, but they use five dot dot dot dot, wait,

1296
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 1: dot dot dot hole up dot dot dot. So that's

1297
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 1: how you can search for it. Um Um, I want

1298
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: to share one more thing. Uh, this isn't too afraid

1299
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:49,599
Speaker 1: to ask. Okay, how do orgies end? This person asks,

1300
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 1: like everyone cuddles for a while, or each person walks

1301
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: out of the room awkwardly after they've had enough. Great question,

1302
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: I thought, how do you guys think? Or I mean,

1303
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: I've n and when people come and then they just leave.

1304
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 1: But but I think sometimes, I mean, I'm sure at

1305
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,720
Speaker 1: times people come and then just wait around for the end.

1306
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: For other sex ends, and I'm just like, all right,

1307
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,360
Speaker 1: let's go watch TV, or like like you just kind

1308
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,640
Speaker 1: of like laying it for a second. And sometimes you're like,

1309
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,600
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it. But sometimes you're just

1310
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: like all right, So everyone kind of does their own thing,

1311
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: like almost like the way after a game ends. But like, well,

1312
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: I think it depends. I think, does everyone come? Is

1313
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: it a pickup game? Because a pickup game you don't

1314
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,559
Speaker 1: really know the people. Everyone gets together and then you

1315
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: just leave separately when the game's over. If it's a

1316
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: orgy that's happened multiple times with the same partners, then yeah,

1317
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 1: then you do those things. Then you hang out after

1318
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 1: and get pizza. Yeah, this is brosky too. To five

1319
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: says it kind of depends, but usually a bit of

1320
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:49,639
Speaker 1: both based on what you know do. Um. Some people

1321
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,439
Speaker 1: will have other things to do that night, like you said,

1322
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: or in the morning, so they'll leave when they're done.

1323
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:55,839
Speaker 1: But some people may stay all night and cuddle, etcetera.

1324
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: Also depends on the venue, but usually there's a hotel room.

1325
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: Someone else said, UM, let me get to the next one. Sorry.

1326
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: Uh um. Good game, good game, good game, good game.

1327
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: They all like walking alive, orange slices, a sun and capricans.

1328
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: A sudden realization that you work with half of these people,

1329
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:16,640
Speaker 1: someone said, cheer on the last people still going like

1330
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,639
Speaker 1: it's the Grand National. That's funny. When I was in college,

1331
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: I had a job delivering pizza for a while. I

1332
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: wants to deliver to pizza to a hotel room. Inside

1333
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: we're two couples in their fifties, men and boxers, ladies

1334
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 1: and bras and panties. So it appears that some orgies

1335
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 1: end with pizza and I'm good with that. Um. Or

1336
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: maybe the party just started. Where are you going? I

1337
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: have to return some videotape. I don't know what that is. Um.

1338
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: You know the scene from the Matrix to when Neo

1339
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: is fighting all the smiths in the courtyard and Neo

1340
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 1: just flies away and all the Smiths look at each

1341
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: other and just shrug and walk away. That or someone

1342
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: this is a here's a tribute to Bob Saget. Typically

1343
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 1: someone says, and we call ourselves the Aristocrats, and everyone

1344
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,600
Speaker 1: laughs and goes home. If you haven't seen the Aristocrats,

1345
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,599
Speaker 1: it was Pop learned like two thousand five, four or five,

1346
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say four. It is documentary that came out

1347
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 1: and it's a filthy joke. And there's a documentary and

1348
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 1: Bob Saget's all over. It had a great post about Bob. Yeah,

1349
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 1: let me read it. Um. Yeah, there were some really

1350
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: great tributes to Bob that I like, I really loved.

1351
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: I loved. Um. Someone said, no one said ever said

1352
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: a bad thing about Bob Saggett except his best friends.

1353
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,679
Speaker 1: I forgot who said that it was a really good Uh,

1354
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 1: it was a funny person. Um. John made a white

1355
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: post that said just it was a blank, I know.

1356
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: But this first one said I love you, Bob. I

1357
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: will never forget you. I will visit you often in

1358
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: my memories, and I hope I get to see you

1359
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 1: in my dreams. I will tell my kids about you.

1360
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm taking you with me forever. This I realized John

1361
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 1: Mayer wants kids. I didn't know that, Um. And then

1362
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: these are pictures of him and Bob. And by the way,

1363
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 1: as someone who is friends with Bob Saggett, Bob fucking

1364
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: loved jhn Mayor like a son. He talked about him

1365
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 1: so glowingly. He Chappelle and John Mayer were the two

1366
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:09,440
Speaker 1: people that he talked about, and he was very defensive

1367
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: of and very just he just thinks he like a father.

1368
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: Talked about them more so John because I think John

1369
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,160
Speaker 1: obviously is younger than Um Chappelle and like, but he

1370
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 1: talked about Chappelle is like a brother and John like

1371
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 1: a son. Like he fucking loved John Mayor. It was

1372
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: really sweet. And I think we're going to find out

1373
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 1: that John Mayor is only like two months younger than Chapelle.

1374
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I think so. But there's just something. Maybe

1375
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: John needs a dad more than my brother Bob. He's

1376
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 1: called my brother. My brother Bob was a force of nature,

1377
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 1: a big This is John Mayer, a big, tall love

1378
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: monster who had hugged me and rest his head on

1379
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:45,519
Speaker 1: my shoulder. That is that's fucking Bob Sagga for you,

1380
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: his love for the I just have to say this

1381
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: caption made me feel like I knew him really well

1382
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: because I I just knew all this this is so true.

1383
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: His love for those around him was always accounted for.

1384
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 1: He was deep and wide and vast. And he would

1385
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: probably have a joke about me saying deep and wide,

1386
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:05,720
Speaker 1: because our listeners know Bob Saget could not let a

1387
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 1: sex joke like any He would come in on any

1388
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,639
Speaker 1: little thing that was like sexual. It was so funny.

1389
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,559
Speaker 1: The man had ranged. I've met many people in my life,

1390
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 1: but when Bob crossed my path, I just held on

1391
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,599
Speaker 1: to him and I wasn't letting go. I knew he

1392
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 1: was the realist thing. I would like you to know

1393
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: that the man you hope was as awesome as you think,

1394
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,680
Speaker 1: was way beyond what you can ever imagine. He was

1395
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: impossibly kind and generous and loving. And I have more

1396
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,639
Speaker 1: to say, So please let me just do like one

1397
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: more of these. Okay, it's just the way it's gonna be, um,

1398
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: And yeah, so I look forward to the next one

1399
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 1: from him. But yeah, I just I feel like I

1400
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,599
Speaker 1: didn't do a good enough job in saying the things

1401
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to say about Bob last night. But like

1402
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that feels like, you know,

1403
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: I was reading all of these posts Ryan Stout, I

1404
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 1: want to read his as well. Ryan Stout is um

1405
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:56,599
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who is a really hilarious comedian

1406
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 1: and one of you know, one of the people I

1407
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,759
Speaker 1: kind of started. I would say, we're in this same class.

1408
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,519
Speaker 1: We started around the same time, around the same age.

1409
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 1: UM dated briefly, uh, Ryan Stout said, My first experiences

1410
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: touring theaters was opening for Bob all of the fanciest

1411
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 1: Hollywood homes I ever stepped foot in where Because I

1412
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,679
Speaker 1: was with Bob, my general understanding of how to navigate comedy,

1413
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:21,240
Speaker 1: show business, and celebrity was developed with Bob's mentorship. He

1414
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: was so excited to share and elevate the lives of

1415
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: those around him. On dozens of occasions, I heard him

1416
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 1: say the words, I just want people to be happy.

1417
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that really gets me. Every year

1418
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: he called me on my birthday, and I wasn't the

1419
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: only one. He called a lot of people on their birthday.

1420
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 1: He must have been reaching out to multiple people every day.

1421
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 1: He had so many friends, and he made sure to

1422
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: check in on all of them, which is such a

1423
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 1: gift because now in his passing, his memory is a

1424
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 1: bridge that allows so many of us to check in

1425
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,639
Speaker 1: with each other. I'm not in the habit of taking

1426
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,560
Speaker 1: pictures with people, but over the years I happened to

1427
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: collect a few with Bob. The blurry one is from

1428
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: our first show together. I ended up opening for Bob

1429
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 1: a few times that last year, and quite frankly, it

1430
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: was my first year or that year was my first

1431
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 1: year in Los Angeles, and I wouldn't have survived it

1432
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: without without him. Love you, Bobby. Um. So many people

1433
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,520
Speaker 1: felt the same way that I felt about Bob and

1434
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 1: and felt like loved by him and just just like

1435
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 1: this fatherly thing that like, I don't know, I keep

1436
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: thinking like of people that I'm just as close as

1437
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 1: I was to Bob too, and if they died, would

1438
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,599
Speaker 1: I have the same reaction. I think so. But there's

1439
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: something else about Bob that was there was even though

1440
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: it was just deeper, there was something so um you know,

1441
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 1: I said it yesterday. I just felt like he loved

1442
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: me and would have done he would have dropped anything

1443
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: to be there for me. In fact, he kind of did,

1444
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 1: like when I would having all those cameras around me.

1445
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: For a while, he did a couple of face times

1446
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,320
Speaker 1: with me. We had to like reshoot them, and he

1447
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:52,680
Speaker 1: was always available, always cool about it, stayed on the

1448
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:55,120
Speaker 1: phone with me way longer than he needed to. And

1449
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:57,839
Speaker 1: I'm so glad because I have these two face times

1450
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:00,080
Speaker 1: with him that you're gonna see in the thing that

1451
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,599
Speaker 1: eventually comes out with the cameras around me, where Bob

1452
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 1: is giving me advice and we're cracking up together. And

1453
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 1: Bob was the one that was like, do you want

1454
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 1: to screenshot this conversation so that you can use it

1455
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 1: as footage? And we were already shooting it, like with

1456
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,519
Speaker 1: a camera on the side, and I thought, and they

1457
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: were like, no, you don't need to. But because Bob

1458
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: said that, I started screenshotting it and now I'm able

1459
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,840
Speaker 1: to like I probably wouldn't have the footage and that ever,

1460
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: but now I have the footage of me having these

1461
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 1: like great conversations with him, and um My buddy opened.

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01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: Brendan Air was on our you Up. He opened for Bob.

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01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 1: That's the first time I ever met Bob Zaggy. I

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01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: went and watched Brendon open for him at Westbury in

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01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 1: Long Island and already came to actually, so we both

1466
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 1: got to meet Bob Sagging, and I remember we were

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01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,680
Speaker 1: like so nervous because we were still like probably three

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01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 1: or four years in and Brendan's mom came to one

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01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:53,559
Speaker 1: of his shows and he actually writes about it and insting,

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01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 1: but Bob made sure the meet and greet didn't start

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01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,000
Speaker 1: before Brendan's mom came back to me eat him and

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01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:04,160
Speaker 1: like tell him how great her son is and made

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01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:07,679
Speaker 1: sure to like no hold off everyone, like I'm gonna

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01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: like make this special for your family and stuff. I

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01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just like a little thing that he

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01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 1: didn't have to do that made him think outside himself

1477
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 1: in that moment. And he remember Ari was leaving early

1478
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: because they were like two shows or whatever to go

1479
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 1: do some shitty gig in like a shitty barb are

1480
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,559
Speaker 1: you actually wrote me, and Bob was just giving him

1481
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 1: so much shit. He's like, why would you go and

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01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 1: do a show for three people not listening when you

1483
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: can hang out here with us and have a good

1484
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:39,879
Speaker 1: time giving were like, I don't know, just a memory

1485
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 1: like the first time like meeting him, and like just

1486
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:47,639
Speaker 1: like it just shows though like so many fucking huge

1487
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 1: comedians wouldn't fucking take time to meet your mind like

1488
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: thought than he never he was and his friends with

1489
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: fucking everyone. Every famous person knows Bob Saget and loved

1490
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: him and um, and he was nice to everyone, to everyone.

1491
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: And I'm really wanting to get a sweatshirt made with

1492
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:11,000
Speaker 1: Bob Saget on it. I don't know why is that cheesy?

1493
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:14,200
Speaker 1: Like a cool old timing, like you know America's funniest

1494
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,880
Speaker 1: home videos like just his you know, like cool sweatshirts,

1495
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: like a meal made of his dad. Like I really

1496
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,320
Speaker 1: want a Bob Saget sweatshirt because I just want to, Like,

1497
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 1: I want people to go, I like your sweatshirt and

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01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: be like, let's just talk about Bob, not so I

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01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 1: can brag about being friends with him, just to be like,

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01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: I just want to I want to talk. He has

1501
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: one of those faces. The more photos I see, it's

1502
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: just like and that's why he was a Danny tan,

1503
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 1: That's why he begins and he aged so handsomely like

1504
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 1: he was. He was boyish in the beginning, big like

1505
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 1: a big he was such a softie. Um, I'm so

1506
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: glad the world that everyone that listened to the podcast.

1507
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: So many of our besties like reached out to me,

1508
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 1: and so many people. I don't know why. This was

1509
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,679
Speaker 1: so heartening to me, And it's kind of a brag

1510
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,559
Speaker 1: I probably got. We have to wrap. I probably got

1511
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 1: upwards of fifty and that is not an exaggeration. People

1512
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,040
Speaker 1: saying you were the first person I thought of when

1513
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 1: I heard Bob Second died. And for some reason that

1514
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:13,839
Speaker 1: makes me feel so fucking good because I'm not crazy

1515
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:16,200
Speaker 1: in thinking that he meant a lot to me, because

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01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, I think the people he's

1517
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,720
Speaker 1: closest with probably didn't know how special our relationship was.

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01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 1: That's the thing that bothers me is that, like, you know,

1519
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 1: when Harris Whittles died, Harris and I like had a

1520
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 1: secret relationship. I would always sneak in through the back

1521
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,519
Speaker 1: of his door to like hook up with him, like

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01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: we just didn't. I never was out with him in public.

1523
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,640
Speaker 1: We would always like talk on a I am and

1524
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,479
Speaker 1: then I'd go over late at night and night leave.

1525
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,680
Speaker 1: And so when he died, there was no one to

1526
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: like validate, Like when I was really sad his friend,

1527
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,680
Speaker 1: like showing up his funeral, people would have been like

1528
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 1: did you even know him? It's like, funk, we we

1529
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,760
Speaker 1: just had this and not that Bob second and I

1530
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,080
Speaker 1: had a friendship. We actually had a friendship mostly on air.

1531
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: But um, you just I don't know what it is

1532
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 1: where you just don't feel justified. Um, but I do.

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01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,880
Speaker 1: And I'm a song is coming out about him pretty

1534
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,519
Speaker 1: soon and I'm going to try to put it on

1535
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,280
Speaker 1: Spotify and everything and you can listen to it and

1536
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 1: it's it's a great song that I did not write,

1537
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,880
Speaker 1: but I you know, wrote the lyrics too. I'll talked

1538
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 1: to Trevor to by Bees. Maybe not doing it cover,

1539
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,160
Speaker 1: but like letting it Yeah, I mean I would love

1540
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,559
Speaker 1: him to do the bass track on Yeah. Song for

1541
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,559
Speaker 1: Bob is what I called it. Thank you so much

1542
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,080
Speaker 1: for this extended episode that went a little bit longer. Um,

1543
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 1: love you guys so much, don't We'll be here tomorrow.

1544
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: I'll have a be stung face and Chip