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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode, O Son, your host, Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: yester that Kevin Pollo. What's that? Well is my smartass?

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Speaker 1: Father often ask me how are you getting to school?

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Speaker 1: You're bringing the lunch, But I digress. Let's meet our

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Speaker 1: alchemists and no particular orders. Say hello to Craig Gatkowski.

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Speaker 1: How about one more memory from your recent trip to Polo.

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Speaker 1: Just one, It's such a good one. In the last

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Speaker 1: I kept insisting to Carlo that we get paroges at

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Speaker 1: some point, and uh, they were to go to Pittsburgh

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Speaker 1: to get that. We went to Pittsburgh one of those pros.

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Speaker 1: So it was expensive to make that side trip all

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Speaker 1: the way to Pittsburgh. I know what you did in

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Speaker 1: Poland yeah, yeah, and it was so different than you've

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Speaker 1: had no exactly. Well, that's encouraging and thank you for

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Speaker 1: sharing so long for now. It's when us a rock

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Speaker 1: and veniche. When you're thinking of names for your for

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Speaker 1: approaching childbirth, what names were quickly thrown out for the childbirth?

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Speaker 1: Joe Joey Gare for the birth of the child, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the zone Joey gre No chance of naming yours? Okay? Good? Yes,

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Speaker 1: boy or girl? I'm assuming. Oh no, it is Joey, Joey.

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Speaker 1: H w what happened to you the other night? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Just a ranger got blackout? Huh and uh me and

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Speaker 1: a couple of the horse kids. We just got crazy

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Speaker 1: the horse kids. Yeah, someday we'd like to know more

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Speaker 1: about the horse kids hang out. But until then, how

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Speaker 1: about a hello to Carl like akowskio double c uh

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Speaker 1: about you? Cough up a memory from the trip to Poland.

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Speaker 1: Come on, the sun came up at four o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning every day, no blackout. Curtains wide open, oh man,

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Speaker 1: four am, and we'll get dark at absolutely you went

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Speaker 1: that six hours of sweet sweet darkness, all right, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for sharing. And last, but may a deranged

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Speaker 1: bush boy washing stack your sister. If you think of Lee's,

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Speaker 1: it's James Teney Jim. But what's the first order of

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Speaker 1: business for you? In the shower? The first thing I

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Speaker 1: do is I get the water at the right temperature.

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Speaker 1: It takes a while because I've got to constantly dodge

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Speaker 1: because it's the water that comes out of the bottom

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Speaker 1: faucet is not necessarily the same that comes out of

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Speaker 1: the picture. So once I have it, thrusting through the

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Speaker 1: top thing right. Then it's just a balance of like

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Speaker 1: how long until because my hands have my hands take

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Speaker 1: different amounts of sensitivity in my back. I told Jamie

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Speaker 1: I was gonna ask this question and she said why,

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Speaker 1: And I said, because we're going to get an answer.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be a three act play. That is

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Speaker 1: the let's get to today's scene. All of our scene

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Speaker 1: suggestions were gathered from your sner emails. If you'd like

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. We really do

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Speaker 1: greatly appreciate it. Your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: Our first scene comes from James, who wrote, Hey, Alchemists,

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Speaker 1: your show is a gift to the world and we

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Speaker 1: love what you do. Since we uh, since we met

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Speaker 1: the Margins in episode one, I've been hooked. My favorite

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Speaker 1: quote of all time from Turtle's Diner, when Detective Cowski

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Speaker 1: immediately decided quote, I like Frank for this. When a

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Speaker 1: coworker of mine asked a question like who jammed the

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Speaker 1: copy machine or who brought donuts? I whisper that line

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Speaker 1: I like Frank for this under my breath and laugh

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Speaker 1: quietly to myself. But I digress, man, I love that.

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Speaker 1: Uh scene suggestion. The newlywed couple arrives at a private

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Speaker 1: island for their honeymoon, only to discover it's not that private.

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Speaker 1: That's from James in Zeeland, Michigan. James Loss, Thank you, James. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: this is it. This is wow. It's really gorgeous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did a good job, sweetheart, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's just we were told that it was a remote

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Speaker 1: It is very remote. I have to be honest. There

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Speaker 1: is a doctor just in the side. In this side.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to stand so close to take a

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Speaker 1: step back, please, but you want to. It is fine.

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Speaker 1: It's just very rarely smells. I didn't get the towel

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Speaker 1: animals made. It's okay, I didn't the animals. Okay, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: just power. It's still really beautiful, darling. Okay, it's a

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Speaker 1: little noisy, but beautiful. She makes a great swan out

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Speaker 1: of the town. It's okay. In the advertisement that you

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Speaker 1: get your own island, but I can. There's little island

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Speaker 1: for little island. All these islands, but they are not

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Speaker 1: go to the other island. It's it's not remote. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: We're still gonna have a great time. Okay, okay, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, I mean I I'm on island fourteen. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haven't seen you in years. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what are you doing here? Get married? That's

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Speaker 1: my honeymoon. Someone finally cut you. He's very rich. A right, well,

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Speaker 1: got this for our well that islands are connected. I mean, Alex,

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Speaker 1: so I got one on your giant feet. He always

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Speaker 1: no reason, there's no connection. Yes, no, I've checked in already.

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Speaker 1: But he's not with us. He gets very close when

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Speaker 1: we have a big deer. Everybody. Everyone sounds amazing, honeymoon?

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Speaker 1: Did I don't know Alex. This is the first i've

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Speaker 1: met him in shake. What's oliver your fingers? Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: a sweat. He's a very sweaty. He's a big, strapping

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Speaker 1: that's how rich is He hands got huge, squee my

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Speaker 1: a huge butt hole. I've never heard it, but I

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Speaker 1: like it. Cultural thing. I've definitely heard it. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: leave you, okay, and then cancel the dinner for everybody,

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Speaker 1: because this is my first you want me to go.

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Speaker 1: day is a merry good Okay. We're going to do

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Speaker 1: all the things later. Okay, we'll have dinner with everybody. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean with everybody? You're oh the sex thing? Oh,

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Speaker 1: How do you know you're compatible. Well, I just guessed.

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Speaker 1: Have sex? Well? Number one let's get it on by

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Speaker 1: Marvin kay Uh, number two James Bond, the whole film,

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Speaker 1: my island. Alex and I have had sex. We did

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Speaker 1: and I'm the weirdo. What do we say? I don't

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Speaker 1: What was this? I've never heard of it? Fair? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: dollar for you. He said, you're very rich. I don't

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Speaker 1: So like that, look at his alexpess. Look at this

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Speaker 1: don't touch each other. So a how long did you

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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks. Yes, he's um interesting, rich, he's rich,

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Speaker 1: he has a lot of money. Oil. Wow, I used

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Speaker 1: to run an oil farm. Really yeah, I was a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, what happened? It was a really sad end

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Speaker 1: not not far from Florida. D Oh, So you want

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Speaker 1: I figured so much money. You see, Let these dogs, okay,

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Speaker 1: whether they're fair or they don't belong to like I know.

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Speaker 1: That's so I say, let's take these dogs out of

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Speaker 1: a nice field. Okay, will you give the money to

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Speaker 1: billion dollars from all the dogs. As you can see,

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Speaker 1: that's all my money. But alright, here's a two d

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Speaker 1: on big tips. Yeah, but I mean it's like should

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Speaker 1: it's names, so I can write the names on the check.

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Speaker 1: It's two D ten dollars to navy. And is there

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Speaker 1: For about four of them. I got Panta, Sianta, Shanta,

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Speaker 1: Introduced another father, The punk out of my ear ted

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Speaker 1: introduced another father, Candida. Dr Brad, y'all ever talk about

415
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Speaker 1: how you're doing me? No, it's really not about Marcus.

416
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: Ever asked you how you're doing? No, he just says,

417
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: am I available on Tuesday, our first saventh potentially one

418
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: of the fathers ships daddy. I don't know. I don't

419
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: want you to be my daddy. Sniffer. Who is this man?

420
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: Who is this man? Well, y'all not know him? Is

421
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: about a local celebrity. He's a plectic star gent in

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Speaker 1: on my brohod Hi, Hi sniffer, Hello, docr Hello doctor Fantom.

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00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: So your name, sir is uh Dr COORKI in no

424
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: relation okay, lack of orking? Can I be a coworkinga mama?

425
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: We'll just let some chill come here. You can on

426
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: the room for you, you can sit on the lad No,

427
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: it's a really simple paternal test. If we can just

428
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: get a semen sample and then why semen? What do

429
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: you mean if you want to just do a cheek swab? Sure,

430
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: if you want to take twenty four hours, but if

431
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: you want to get done now, what you can do?

432
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: Instant tests come out. It's not necessary, all right, Marcus,

433
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: I've got one sample now, God, I'm so tired. Okay,

434
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: So Dr Brett do you need to take the sample

435
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: a stage to study it. Actually, Jake, it's supposed to

436
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: drink it. I'm not supposed to drink it. I just

437
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: have to put this little swab in there. Marcus getting

438
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: my goddamn office. What what is it? What is it? Sir?

439
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: What the hell's going on there? Huh? Eat hair Pie?

440
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: Does that that resonate in you at all? Eat hair Pie?

441
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's. That's an internal email that's

442
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: going around all right. Oh excuse me. I'm just trying

443
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: to get in here. That's fine. Why are we in

444
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 1: the ladies room? Serious? Because it's the only place that

445
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: I can find a quiet room. Pull my pants up? Okay,

446
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: that's fine. Okay, Barbara, you can use this one here.

447
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: Thank you. And I again apologize about the Jewish thing. Really,

448
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: that's fine. Look, people don't people don't know. Okay, I

449
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: was raised Jewish, born Catholic. Alright, really? Yes? All right?

450
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: So there's an internal email going around and says eat

451
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: hair yes exactly. Okay, all right, and and it's it's

452
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: coming down the wire. Now we gotta get Snoop on. Okay,

453
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: she's got to be your co host? What Marcus? Look

454
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: the ratings say what the ratings say. Huh. Look, I

455
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: can't do another episode with that freak. Do you want

456
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 1: that private island? Yes, more than any Well, then you're

457
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to her. Okay, Look, I gotta

458
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: have her waiting in the cab outside. Just go talk

459
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: to her. Work something out, whatever you want, whatever you

460
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: decide the dealings, we're gonna go with it. Uh hey, shalom. Okay,

461
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: that's not necessary. Okay, okay, to be respectful. Look, I

462
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: heard you sent an email that said eat hair and pie.

463
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking. Fanta, Santa, Santa, your Santa.

464
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: They're all twins, all four of them are twins, doubles

465
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: and a Now, what's what's the problem with the doctor?

466
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, Marcus. Doctor Marcus is just one with needs

467
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: my kiss. Don't need a duddy, I need a judgy.

468
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend. I got a girlfriend too. I

469
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: want a problem. I want to be your girlfriend. How

470
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: old are you? Okay, that's not not appropriate. Alright, eat hair?

471
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: He did eat the hair pie. I guess we're trying

472
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: to get something. Hell are you? I don't know what Marcus?

473
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: Do you know why you're here? No, the cab came

474
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: and pick me up, and I thought the bled on

475
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: me and now we're here else you're gonna kiss me?

476
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna kiss me? What about me? All right?

477
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: Stop it, Louise. You're a boy. Lay can get kill spot.

478
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: Anybody always want to get Killspa. What do you think

479
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: of the Marcus and Snoofer Show, Well, it's like the

480
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: Marcus Show, except you're going to be a co host.

481
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: Is it like a family? The show like a family? Like?

482
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how they're going to make that

483
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 1: live from Chicago, Illinois? The Snoofer and Marcus shows me, Uh,

484
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,919
Speaker 1: did that show really go on the air? Okay, good, good?

485
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: She got the what's the first title? The first name

486
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 1: in the title, first position? And it came live from Chicago,

487
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: right of course? Well, sure, Jerry Springer came from Cincinnati,

488
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: but his show is filmed you're right in Illinois. Our

489
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: last scene is from Emily, who wrote hello up in this.

490
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: I have been a fan of your show since the

491
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: beginning of Electronics Assembler, and listening to the show really

492
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: helps me. My favorite episode has to be the ghost

493
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: learning how to scare the teens, playing with the Luigi

494
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: board and my favorite characters. Turla from one of the

495
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: first episodes turn Let's give It a Name My scene

496
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: the first episode of a new game show call, are

497
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: you Smarter than a millennial? Millennial? Millennium? Millennialllal smarter than

498
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: a millennial? I am so happy that you guys post

499
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: twice a week now. It always brightens my day. Look

500
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: forward to each and everyone. Please take these best wishes

501
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: to all of you, because you're awesome. Emily Flicker, thank you, Emily. Okay,

502
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: which one of you are going to be on the show? Millennials?

503
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: Which one of the millennials? And I think are okay?

504
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: All right? Uh? And we just need a brief description

505
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: to announce you at the top of the show. So

506
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: is this are we actually going to be challenging sniffa

507
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: or uh no no not today? Sorry, Yeah, sniff is

508
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: not on every episode. Influencers, I guess, okay, tall tall influencers.

509
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: I need just the individual description real quick, maybe just

510
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: full of words. You just want to handles? Sure, okay?

511
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: At at search, search and employ and employ. Okay, and

512
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: tell me a hobby or a thing you do, travel, travel, leisure, Okay, photography.

513
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put down travel actor writer okay, director, producer,

514
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: all right, I think we got it. Blog blog, that's it.

515
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: We're allowed one more sandwich enthusiast okay, great and Ellie

516
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: right and brief description yet tall influencer. Um my handle

517
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: is at troublemaker okay? And your luck okay? Is that

518
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: the first or last name? Okay? And just a handful

519
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: of words to describe what people need to know about you.

520
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: Mid century modern flea market. Mm hmm. I'm so mad

521
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: right now because we're having a thing we are He

522
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: didn't like one of my posts. Oh, it's not that

523
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: big a deal. It kind of is. It's a big deal,

524
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: really big. Yeah. Well, I mean if you really want

525
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: to like trend about like what protesters are doing and

526
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: all that, this is exactly what we need on the show.

527
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: By the way, Okay, all right, let me see if

528
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: I can get the whole thing. He said he was

529
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: a singer, I think, and I can't sing. I am

530
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: a singer. Just because you see doesn't mean I have

531
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: over two million views. There are views. They're really not

532
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 1: pity views. What is a pity view? That's it's when

533
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: someone watches it because they're sad and then they meeme

534
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 1: it and they're like when you feel like you're singing

535
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: good in the shower, but you really like and then

536
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: it's all videos. It'll be like nobody and then me again.

537
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: This is perfect for the show, and it'd be great

538
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: if you guys could remember that when you're out there.

539
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: The thing is is that they're totally into each other

540
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: and they're just like trying to get past the flirtatious part. Well,

541
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: I can see things up here, that's all I'm saying.

542
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: Better view, better view. Let me see if I can

543
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: get the host out of his dressing room. It usually

544
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: takes ten to fourteen minutes. You guys, sit tight and again,

545
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: anything here in the green room? Food, take pictures? Yeah yeah,

546
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: if you could just wait till after the show is

547
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: finished before you post, we can story now. You can

548
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: story now, you can story now. Don't take it down.

549
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: I posted my water bottle. How many legs does a thousand?

550
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't take it down. Larry Larry, Larry Larry.

551
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna go uh in eleven minutes? Where live good?

552
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: You got this one? Buddy? What what is this fucking

553
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: showing it? Are you smarter than a millennium, a millennium

554
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: than a period of two thousand years. Okay, save that

555
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: for the show, Larry. Alright, now, Larry, if you don't

556
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: win this show, you're never going to see your family again.

557
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: In instend that if I don't win this show, What

558
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: the are you talking about? Larry Ry the host of

559
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: the show. Yes he is, Larry. If you don't win

560
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: this show, you're going it and win it? Yes, Emigation,

561
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: are you smarter than am I? Wrong? Wrong? What am

562
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: I doing here? I'm supposed to be competing? Um? You

563
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: were incorrect? Yeah? Okay, correct? So I got the wrong

564
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: information part of the multinational evil group and I'm getting

565
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: the wrong information. You're getting the wrong information. That's what

566
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: we do. I don't think you read the packet. I

567
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: didn't read the Okay, great, read the packet because why

568
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: would the host always be trying to win the show? Okay,

569
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: no one would trust that. Okay, never been done. It's

570
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: never been done for a reason. But look, look, didn't

571
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: we didn't we steal someone and telling them they have

572
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: to win all these games, shows or the family by not, Larry,

573
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: I think you just mix up your letters. Didn't get

574
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: your pamphlet? I printed that out it I don't need

575
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: to obviously do, because you just here. Yes, no, Larry, Larry,

576
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: just listen. Is there any word from my wife? Yes? Yes,

577
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: his wife, Larry's no, it's all Barryry's the mark. Yes,

578
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: your wife is in the tank. Come on, she's in

579
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: the tank, and she's deliberate like you still care. She

580
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: didn't get over shin right now. And if at any

581
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: moment and the empire strikes, sure, I guess it was

582
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: seeing water was I don't suspension in time? It doesn't matter.

583
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: She's safe, yes, sure, sure, yes, Larry. I'm sorry. You

584
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: can go to set, Larry, to go to sleep, go

585
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: to sit. You have to win this or your family

586
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 1: will die. There we go. Every time I go to set,

587
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: they make me talk and they film me. You know

588
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: you used to be somebody, Larry. Yeah. I used to

589
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: host card Shark. Yeah, I remember a big fan. Pretty

590
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: good with your hands, Larry, What is that about? What

591
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: was about? What do you mean? Pretty good with your

592
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: hands on card Shark? He used to do those little

593
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: shuffling things between the I'm sorry, I'm so insecure. I

594
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: am very san. I'm fine with you. You and I

595
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: are fine. I do you mind anyone smelling my poop

596
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: for a second and just seeing if I'm sick. We're

597
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: not going to do that, Okay, I pitched it, all right,

598
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: Sure it did. Said that in front of everyone. If

599
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: everybody wants to smell my poop, make sure I'm I'm

600
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: all right. They're no bad ideas. Thank you, thank you.

601
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: It's a safe place. I don't I think that was

602
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Okay, A chance I could just talked

603
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: to my wife before I go into the competition. There's

604
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: no It's Berry whatever whatever his name is. All right, Barry,

605
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm here, Barry, Okay, can you see me? I'm suspended

606
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: in space. Is it painful? It's a lot. There's a

607
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: lot going on. Gave She didn't say anything about the dog?

608
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: Was that her? You care about the dog? Is that

609
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: really what you go? It was? It was, that's what

610
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: you give a about my wife to I heard my wife.

611
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: I just did have to know. Is that your dog?

612
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's not great. I think it is probably.

613
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: I am so sorry you have to see all this.

614
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: I work for this little crime organization. We're doing a thing.

615
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to underplays nationally. You are so jealous.

616
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: No need to explain, it's pretty clear, Larry. Uh So,

617
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: it's just two questions per millennial today, and they've got

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Speaker 1: you on your cards so you can just read them

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Speaker 1: from the cards. So then I read the question that's

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Speaker 1: right to the millennial, right, two questions per millennial, one

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Speaker 1: at a time, and then I asked Barry the same question.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Okay, and we're on in four three two?

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Speaker 1: What go back to today? Welcome our host, Larry Dright. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: lady Jake here he used the host. He's the host

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Speaker 1: card sharks. Remember card sharks. That was fun. He used

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Speaker 1: to shuffle their cards around my big, big, big hands.

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Speaker 1: Is this room occupied? No? Come on, so bless you,

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Speaker 1: bless you? Um canaming um, I'm taking pictures soon. Please

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Speaker 1: Welcome our contestant who's going to take on the money

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Speaker 1: ums today, and it's Berry Berry Berry Whitmore. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to say, I love my wife, I love my dog.

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Speaker 1: Really hoping to win today. So your wife is suspended

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Speaker 1: in a tank. Don't know I was a multinational evil corporation.

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Speaker 1: As it's forfeiting my chance to win. Okay, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. We ask two questions of each millennial.

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Speaker 1: You're also going to get the same questions. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: familiar with the rules. If about just asked questions, I

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Speaker 1: can also see the answers. I'm gonna gonna tell you answers.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense. Okay. Question number one for millennial number one, Um,

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Speaker 1: what influencer has a deal with dumplings? You know this?

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Speaker 1: You know this, you know this. This would be one

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Speaker 1: of the Kardashians. Okay, and bury Bury your answer. I

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Speaker 1: went to a much more traditional school, and I thought

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Speaker 1: we were going to be doing you know, hard historic questions,

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Speaker 1: science questions. Just give me answers. Beauty beauty pie, beauty pie,

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Speaker 1: beauty pie? Is it him? Is he the one with dumpling? Beauty?

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Speaker 1: Is it? If it's a turn of the turn over

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Speaker 1: the card? Who was it? Says one of the Kardashians,

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Speaker 1: one of a more generic answer. All right, I'll get it,

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Speaker 1: get it. Get Did they win? Yeah? Yeah, you won

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Speaker 1: that one. Question number one for this millennial searching employee,

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Speaker 1: searching employee. Okay, it's going to stay it on the screen.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to shout your own screen. I didn't

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Speaker 1: shout it. You guys are still in love. How many

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Speaker 1: views did beauty Pies twitch stream get last month? Last month,

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Speaker 1: I'll probably like a hundred seventeen million views? Under seventeen million, okay,

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Speaker 1: And what do you say do I have to get

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Speaker 1: closer without going over what's the rules of this? And

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Speaker 1: this price is right? Okay, I'm just gonna go with

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Speaker 1: a hundred hundred eighteen million? Eighteen million? What's the answer

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Speaker 1: the cornect answer Reviews had last month one hundred seven million.

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Speaker 1: It was closer. Okay, when neither of you got it,

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Speaker 1: it was closer. You're killing me, You're killing Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: definitely my dog. Did we just break to a mattress commercial?

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Speaker 1: If you like mattress, something soft, something sweet, and you

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Speaker 1: want to sleep on something that's not wet but not dry,

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Speaker 1: and you want to make sure that you can eat

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Speaker 1: whatever you want on that mattress, and then you can

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Speaker 1: put that in the pool, you can put it in

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Speaker 1: a tree, you can fold it up. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: mattress can go anywhere, can go to Mars. This mattress

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Speaker 1: has fuel efficiency to go to Mars and back. Hank's

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Speaker 1: House of Mattress and the first self propelled landing mattress,

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Speaker 1: interstellar space travel and the ability to hold up to

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Speaker 1: five people in suspended space. Yeah, Hank, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: need to take that back one more time. The ad

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Speaker 1: is only supposed to be thirty seconds. Well, then pay

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Speaker 1: for more. You're running out about a minute forty and

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Speaker 1: pay for more. Okay, this I'm just to gather runs

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Speaker 1: the studio. Man, do you want to give me any feedback?

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Speaker 1: Or yes? As soon as he gets done talking on time,

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Speaker 1: I need you to clap. I'm clappings and then I clap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you say clap, I say clap. You don't physically clap. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do I still do the other stuff? Do you have

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Speaker 1: the script? No? I was making it out. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. That's what he told me to do. Right,

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Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine, she's my fiance. A great commercial.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for sponsors. Okay, next question for for the next millennial?

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Speaker 1: Next millennial is my chance? No, each mill we get

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Speaker 1: two questions. He couldn't be simpler. I just feel like

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Speaker 1: we're running out of time and my wife isn't paying.

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Speaker 1: Why is your wife in pain? She suspended? Right? Sorry? Sorry? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Lux This N seven Sydney. This seven Sidney, Sydney lament

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Speaker 1: film start a dozen male actors in various states of rage?

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Speaker 1: Can you name the film? Twelve angry men? What? Twelve

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Speaker 1: angry man? This question was for lux that's cheating. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your answer? All right, Barry, what's your answer? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to go with twelve angry men? Okay? What

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Speaker 1: she got it first? Already? So, oh my god, he

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Speaker 1: said first? Why it's like the fire festival in here.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you guys don't bring up you're

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Speaker 1: the Okay, well it was almost worth it. We didn't

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Speaker 1: even make it in the dock. Okay, pick a card.

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Speaker 1: You're killing me. I got your card? This one all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna put it over here. Okay, you're shuffle here, alright.

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Speaker 1: It's like little cards to big hands cards. Look a

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Speaker 1: little that's magic though. Okay is this your curtain? That

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Speaker 1: was my card? Do I get a point? You get

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Speaker 1: a point? Okay? Okay, now we're gonna do it again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, bigger cardain this one? Okay, no, wait,

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Speaker 1: what are you thinking? Are you trying to make me

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Speaker 1: lose card? Okay? This one here Okay, tell me what

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Speaker 1: it is. The King of hearts. Okay, we're gonna remove

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Speaker 1: the King your hearts. Okay, all right, pick your card. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the King. Did I get a point?

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Speaker 1: If you just had to make that deck that's worth applies,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. That would have cost fifty two decks with

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Speaker 1: I'm Larry Drake, Larry. Can I see my office? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: watching tape of the Do I need to leave? No? No,

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Speaker 1: please stay, I'm gonna need a witness. Thank you. Gloria. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I was watching a tape of the show earlier today

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Speaker 1: and um man, just doesn't it doesn't seem like your

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Speaker 1: hearts in it anymore? And we're paying oion, but please wait,

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Speaker 1: and we're paying you an awful lot, Gloria. What are

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Speaker 1: we paying him again? We're paying him twenty that's hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy episodes out of you by the end of

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Speaker 1: the month. Seventy times. That's right, that's exactly really wrinkled

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Speaker 1: up there. I'm old, old man. I've been doing this

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Speaker 1: for a while. I understand, which is why you were hired,

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Speaker 1: because you're so good. But I just don't do you

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Speaker 1: do you know what a millennial is two thousand years right, Well,

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Speaker 1: so millennial is a generation of young people and they're

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Speaker 1: not all that young anymore. How well, what is the

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Speaker 1: average the old millennial is thirty seven at this point.

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Speaker 1: Excellent point. That's so they're all under all under forty

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Speaker 1: and Uh, they've got a very different view of things,

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Speaker 1: different than yours, for example, So some of these questions

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Speaker 1: are gauged to kind of annoy You can't say that anymore,

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Speaker 1: can't say that anymore? Talk? Okay, my bad. Uh. They're

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Speaker 1: structured so that you get annoyed by their answers because

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Speaker 1: they don't they don't care, but you're out there and

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Speaker 1: you don't care, and that's undermining the whole level of

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Speaker 1: the show. I just think the rules are really hard

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Speaker 1: to follow. Yeah they are. Let's go over and again.

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Speaker 1: Each millennium gets two questions. Okay, yeah, I always ask

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Speaker 1: them first, right, and then you go to Barry, and

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Speaker 1: then I go to Barry. Why is it always Berry

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Speaker 1: on this show? Are you kidding me? Have you seen

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Speaker 1: the numbers for Barry? What are the numbers for Berry? Seven?

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Speaker 1: And um, also we had an eight. We did have

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Speaker 1: a date. Okay, yeah, you're three I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a twenty three. You're three. So we need Barry. You know,

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Speaker 1: no Barry, no show. But what I need from you

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Speaker 1: is that you're the one who cares. The millennials don't

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Speaker 1: cut you. Ah. Yeah, So just taking your home, boss,

756
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Speaker 1: just driving your home. Yeah, just take me home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good day of work. Yeah it really was, if I

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Speaker 1: can be honest, I mean, I don't see it in

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Speaker 1: your eyes. That's just me over stopping my bounds. But

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Speaker 1: you know whatever, you know, Bruce, you know me better

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Speaker 1: than anybody I think. So how long you've been my driver?

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Speaker 1: Too long? Too long? Stop? Stop here at this bridge, Bruce,

763
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Speaker 1: what's going on? Boss? I'm just gonna get out and

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Speaker 1: take a look. All right, take a look at the city, Bruce,

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Speaker 1: wilk which interrace you from? I was born in the eighties. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm millennial. I guess millennial. Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: think like the millions and millions of other people that

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Speaker 1: were born within a roughly fifteen year period. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: all think exactly the same. I mean, yeah, you all

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Speaker 1: know who beauty play is with or without our one. Alright, Mean, Larry,

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Speaker 1: you can't do it. I'm gonna step off this Bridge.

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Speaker 1: All right, the ultimate Yes, and you know next week

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Speaker 1: to see if Larry Drake does in fact kill himself.

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Speaker 1: The host was no understanding of the game is my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Let's go around, Ron, Robin and Joey Girl. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for being here today. What can you tell

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Speaker 1: us about the future. Uh, that's scary, all right, James.

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