WEBVTT - Ep184: Scat Play Tips & a Heaux-nouncement 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:08.680 How guys. Um, so, now let me do the show. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:14.640 This is presidential conference, big, big, big announcements from Milania me. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:19.040 It is very welcoming to my heart to tell you 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:23.840 that horrible Decisions is now famous. They were always farmers, 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:28.760 but now very very farmous checking d CNN. They don't 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:32.920 like my husband's fake news, but real news. Now it 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:38.720 is factual facts that Monday be. Is it be like 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:46.240 boy like bitch and button like and busy not little? 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:51.760 Then they are now, you know, and their black effect networks. Alright, 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:55.960 so we're gonna drop the motherfucking motherfucking excit. Damn, I 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.520 brought motherfucking bag. What is up with me saying motherfucker? 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.000 I think that you use motherfuckering as a word. Filler? 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.080 Is that what it is? Is that of um? Maybe 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:05.759 it takes it, took away the So if you were 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:12.040 Barack Obama, you'd be like mother Anyways, guys, Yeah, we 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:16.560 hear the motherfucker tuck our ship because y'all be hateing 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.360 or whatever. Some of y'all be hate and I just 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.240 love that we could sit here and say we have 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.280 overcome a fucking lot. I mean a lot of you 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.039 guys thought we would break up and we did. I 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.560 mean we broke we actually we have broken up and 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.880 we were just like God in our frame. I don't 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.960 know if you know this, but we're famous now. I 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:36.600 can't see myself through that, and I need where's my assistant? 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:41.560 See here we go? But no, y'all have been with 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.480 us through a whole lot. And it's funny because on 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:48.000 the way here, I was texting my mom. And it's 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.920 crazy because she joined me at the Brilliant Idiots Live 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.760 show and thought she was like, oh my god, they're 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.480 like Jesus and Marrow. I watched them on Viceland. It's 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.000 so funny that now full term money. She actually thought 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.800 Charlottage was so ansome because he wore Timberland's. She was like, 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.600 it's just something women from the South will take anything, 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.440 like it's a thing. Now I'm over it. I'm way 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.959 over the tims now. Like I even went to buy 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:13.720 my Nigga Stens and we'll talk about that later in 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.079 the Horrible Decisions. But he was like, actually, I have 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.000 enough to get me through fifteen winners. I said, of 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.280 course you do. Because he doesn't work in construction. He 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.680 does not bought them for fun. Well know, guys, we 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.880 um again. Weezy announced it well, Milannia announced um that 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.880 we are now a part of the Black Effect podcast network, 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.920 UM with Charlemagne and my Heart, and we are in 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.080 some really good company. I think we should do a 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.000 few thank you So if you guys don't know the 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:42.360 horrible decisions journey, let me tell it. Well, go ahead 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.560 and tell him bit for this if you've never met 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:48.040 us or whatever. M Basically what happened was Mandy and 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.680 I hadn't seen each other for a long time. We 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.000 knew each other five years. I think you hit me up, 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.360 maybe in a comment and a picture or whatever. We 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.960 started d m NG, decided to have dinner, and over 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.560 that dinner we were like drunken lee. I think, oh no, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:02.720 I said, oh my god, we have to do a 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:07.360 podcast and Mandy was like, very Mandy, bitch serious. I'm like, no, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.000 we're talking about dick jobs. WHI always suck dick And 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.800 she was like, you don't mind talking about this ship, right, 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.600 because mind you, at this dinner we're talking about her 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.160 sugar daddy, I'm talking about the nigga I'm fucking who 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.520 sucking me good as f And the irony of that is. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.560 We were like, but we can't talk about sugar daddies, 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.880 we can't talk about pegging, we can't tell people for money. Yeah, 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.239 and here we are three and a half years later, 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.280 I mean, and we both got to leave our corporate 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.919 jobs again. A lot of you guys who started this 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.760 journey off with us very early. H Wheezy was in tech. UM. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.640 I was at the time we started the podcast, actually 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:43.080 in my last semester of school UM getting my degrees 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.960 to become a c p A. I wanted to be 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:49.000 a Certified Public accountant UM, and I went into a 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.640 big four firm, was working at e Y. Within a 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.880 year I left. I think you you left your job 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.920 maybe a few months three four months before me. I 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.280 was just amazing. I was at a different pace gale, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.600 so like my job was commissionable and I landed my 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.800 quote unquote big fish and I was like, okay, once 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.480 this check hids fun, y'all niggas. I looked up every 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:12.520 bi LAG like can they retract my pay if I quit? UM? 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.200 But I want to give a few thank you for 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.239 people part of our journey. So obviously we just started 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.440 a podcast. There's so many avenues to figure out or 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.640 people almost to reach out to now for help. UM, 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.560 I googled a podcast studio and got us to a 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.200 place called Cast Sound Lab, And I want to give 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.120 a shout out to Preach. We haven't talked to him 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.360 in a long time. He was the owner of Cast 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.440 Sound Lab. I'm sure I think they still exist. And 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.240 he put on our first live show where I think 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:43.719 our ticket sales were no bullshit and literally just covered 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.880 the expenue and the expenses. We made no dollars from it. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.760 But pause because with with um a shout out to Preach, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.840 I do also want to tell you kind of just 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.800 also how fast this worked for us. I know you 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:58.120 guys heard our ups and downs. Preach was actually salt 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.640 salt everything in us and by episode three it was 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.240 our third episode he brought an a king and was 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:09.400 when we found a king. UM shouts with Loudspeakers, So 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.479 we definitely want to shout out a king who brought 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.600 us into our meeting with Chris Morrow, who we all know. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.960 It's something that I mean the face along with combat 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:20.320 Jack for Loudspeaker Network, and Chris was like the first 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.600 thing we gotta do is get you on brilliant and 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.560 UM as fans of Brilliant, you know, we went to 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.120 our show many just mentioned with their mom. We definitely 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.520 got a lot of influx from that audience and it 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.720 was a great episode with us. It's funny because now, 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.120 um where we'll be doing the Breakfast Club soon, and 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.400 I think about, like wow, like the foot fucking the pegging, 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.400 like we can't do that at the breakfast Absolutely not. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.480 But I am fine with putting my feet on the 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.480 table and showing the motion for YouTube again. Oh well, 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.360 I just want to show them my feet because listen, 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.440 I'm about plug my only fans on the Breakfast Club. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.640 We're gonna do that. But I mean, and then following that, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.680 I mean, we had a lot of friends that helped 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.280 us along the way, and Charlotte being one of them 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.640 as far as you know, helping us get onto Vice 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:10.080 and Blood, the Vice Land listeners of the show too, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.640 who uh you know helped us out. And then I 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.680 want to give thanks to our behind the scenes production. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.640 I think the first video we ever had was done 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.640 by Alex and the first video was Christopher. Christopher, that's right. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:25.360 Christopher also moved in was our engineer for a while 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.720 before edding and then after Christopher, then Edd and then 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.760 we locked in with Alex, and Alex was on board 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.840 with us for questions. We all laugh and joke now 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.400 too about like how the video like has changed. He 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.320 does like producing entire specials for Andrew compared to like 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:44.120 blur your camera, how he's elevator game and now Benson, 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.800 who's behind will come in the camera? People are always like, 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.040 who's the Indian guy you talked to? This is our 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.640 Indian videographer Kang Kang be You know what I mean? 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.760 You feel me me at the Parking La garage. That 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.680 was very he's here. It's fine if he's here to 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:01.719 make jokes of people in front of them all right by. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.560 By the way, guys, we've also made sure that as 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.320 long as we don't trash talk, my heart, y'all ain't 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:10.560 getting nothing censored from a lot of conversation. Is like, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.120 so if I encourage people to get abortions, is this okay? 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.440 I Also, we have been on the phone with white 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.360 people and I'm like, we don't continue to talk about 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.200 them crackers. I mean, I know we ain't the worst. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:22.680 Who do you think gave the worst call? That's on 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:26.000 the new network. Let's uh let's shout out our our family. 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.560 We can shout out our family. First off, I want 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.520 to give a huge shout out because I text him 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.280 this morning. Shout out Carlos Miller Um and DC, Young 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.240 Fly and Chico being from the eighty five South Show, 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.160 they are now our family mates. That's right. I will 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.600 tell you who I want to link with the most. Okay, 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.280 tell me who you want to link with the most. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:47.920 Drink chance Okay, I really want to get drunk and 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.840 even drink. No, I thought that, I think you don't. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.120 Wait wait, let me elaborate for those of you who 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.320 don't know. I do drink. I just don't drink. Well, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.720 what does that mean and what does that look like? 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.000 Not go have you drinking on the mic? That means 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.920 I'm a cheap day one and to it basically means 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.920 like after two shots, either I'm gonna start crying and 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.400 telling you I love you or trying to like pull 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:11.800 down your pants and telling you I love you. I 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:12.960 love it so much I want to up in in 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.040 my mouth, or it's like I'm also connected, but it's 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.840 like a fun drunk. I'm never like a mean, wild drunk, 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:22.920 So it's cool. We um all the Smoke with Matt Barnes, um, 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.000 which I love him. He used to play for Debbie Brown. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.760 I love her. I don't really know her, we just 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.160 follow each other, but she's a friend of Charlotte's and 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.559 she's just like all about her chakras and energies and 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.439 I would call her friend ask shout out Ebony Kay 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.760 Williams on Holding Court. She also has a really really 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.599 dope ass co host who will be alongside her, but 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.719 that's a secret coming soon. Um. There's a lot of 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:52.160 good people on here. Um, hilarious, diry home. Um, let's 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.680 see there's a senator bitch I don't know, isn't Amanda 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:59.280 Seals will be on this? Maybe no, okay, well surprisingly right, 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.760 they love each other. Maybe they were gonna shoot out, 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.480 but no, this is exciting. I guess I just wanted 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.280 to bring bring forward this to like just there's a 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:10.079 ton of podcast talk going on right now. I know 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.800 every time we've had live shows, and even our Patreon members, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.240 a lot of y'all have your own podcast too, so 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.920 I know it's just really exciting for you guys to 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.760 not only be a part of this journey, but see 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.480 yourselves and us. I mean ship. Like I said, we 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.440 were working nine to five. I remember at one point 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.280 my fucking bosses had to think I had STD or 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.240 some sort of ill something with me because I was like, oh, 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.079 I have a doctor's appointment today, I have a doctor's point. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.559 Every week my was going to the studio. But I 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.280 remember it was like, no, I wasn't. It was something 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.320 we we had. We missed so many interviews and things 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.120 to do. If you guys watched a Brilliant Idiots episode 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.800 with me and it, Mandy was wearing Adidas, but I 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.679 was wearing a blazer in like suit dress because I 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.079 was wait, no, but what what happened that day? I 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.720 must have called off work. I think I called off 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.679 work there. But luckily for me, I basically my job 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.800 was to sell tech cloud recovery software, ethernet ship like 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:02.880 that to companies, so I would actually put the places 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.439 I was going. Um, I was like I heard radio 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.679 building and then like someone already has that account. I'm like, well, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.559 do they know Charlottamagne, No they don't. I was like, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.800 you can email him, we have an appointment. I would 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.640 legit do that, and and I used to literally I 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.560 had our lunches and sometimes we would be like an 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.319 hour and a half and leave and do stuff like 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.679 I mean, it was just definitely hectic. Um again, and 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.120 for anyone who has a podcaster is thinking about starting one, 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.760 this is like a this is a job. So again, 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:34.080 for anyone who maybe is listening and it's routing for us, 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.319 thank you all for routing for us. But also just 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.440 a bit of advice that I would give anyone looking 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:43.559 to you know, really take this podcast gaming serious consistency. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.720 I think it is probably one of the largest things 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.959 that got us here. We've been going on this for 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.120 about three and a half years, maybe closer to form 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.280 maybe now, and um, we have not missed one week. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.800 So even through the turmoil and ship, we found a 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.719 way to make sure y'all were just crazy because in 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.439 our contract we can take time off, and we're like, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.280 I don't think we would not don't have time off. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:09.040 I don't think we're gonna you know, Granted, I will 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.240 say it is a little bit different. There's podcasts that 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.000 I have to take time off for I either read, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.839 but they have to be in the studio every week. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.840 Mandy and I definitely are fortunate enough to have content 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:20.880 that we can put in the reserve and things like that. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.000 But I mean, I'm grateful to be back in studio. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.760 We've known about this for a long time. I know, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.160 I don't even know. This is what we've been dealing 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:30.240 with all motherfucking pandemic A bitch been waiting on a 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.360 motherfucking contract, Like, what is going on? The first all 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.800 I came through and it was like, oh, that number 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.400 is cute, but no. Um. Literally for the last like 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.559 two and a half months we've been in negotiations. But 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.280 before that we knew something was in the works, probably 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.000 in January or February, and then pandemic hit and literally 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:51.360 all conversations went still. Um. But again, I'm just glad, 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.480 just no, we're gonna get to get to the whole 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.480 ship this episode. I just wanted, you know, now, I 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.520 had to be happy, you know, and I'm grateful. What 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.280 can you expect? I know a lot of you guys 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.200 have been writing in our comments like are you only 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:05.960 going to be on I Heart? So no, I Heart 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.480 partners with everyone in RSS feed, by the way, is 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.080 basically when your audio can sync up to a bunch 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:17.280 of other outlets, so an Apple, a Spotify, a SoundCloud, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.360 I her radio app which we would prefer for you 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.960 to use. However, it'll sink up everywhere. You can expect 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:30.040 the same things. Better production, better guests, Um Benson, We've 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.280 been doing a good job with our guests, I would say, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.079 but I just want to say the outreach. Here's what 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.240 I mean by better guests. I want people that are 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.360 like that wouldn't have found us until this I heart 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.040 ship happens. Give me guests that didn't know who Horrible 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.199 Decisions was? And does slurp come for a living? Like 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.360 literally in cups? You know what I mean. I want 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.480 to know, as Brian can go, hold you. We are 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:54.800 part of the community. I think I think that the 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.200 age group of people like people might know who we are, 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.680 but they may not learn. So hold you. I don't 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.160 want nobody as old as he was boyfriend for high 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.680 lying his belt set otherwise his belt was forty years old. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.880 My bad, he did. He had a phone clip on 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.719 his on his waist bro alright. If he would have 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.760 had a bluetooth that Bro, I would have I would 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.520 have made vincent changes. I'd even like get it right there. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.200 And so for those of you who don't know, I'd 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:32.040 like to congratulate Amanda and Weld, but no, no, but wait, 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.839 are you gonna let me answer before I dog? You 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.880 don't see you. I was laughing because everybody's like, I 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.719 really feel like we're trying our best not to talk 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.720 over people, and they said we all should have did 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.240 it that episode. But how he said, I know that 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.360 when people are like trying to get their thought out 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.160 and you really do need to give them time. And 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.760 I'm learning that with four years in Bitch how to 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:56.360 shut the funk up. But every time he kept trying 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:57.840 to get something out, I was like, maybe I should 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.040 interrupt the speed this along, but maybe he just to 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.280 start from Zara, you just gotta And I was just 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.559 like I was even thinking, like in post production to 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.000 eliminate those pauses, but I was just like, you know what, 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.640 I'm cool. It was too much. He paused every time 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.640 he opened his mouth, so I was just like, not 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:18.120 somebody else could post production now and let me know, 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.360 wait what else? Oh there was something else that you 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.800 guys have been asking us. But basically you know, as 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.400 you guys see logos off new logo. Newcover art will 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.280 be coming soon, but we are no longer with Loudspeaker. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:31.960 But I do also before we get out even want 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.000 to shout out to the Loudspeaker family as all I 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:40.240 think of the podcast now to um also, this is 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:44.720 definitely not like a hard feeling separation. This is super amicable, happy, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.640 like just a different change for us and UM, I 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.240 mean we've been with the Loudspeaker for a long time, 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:53.240 over two years. Both happy for you so and also 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.360 before UM, I know we were telling our thank yous. UM, 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.080 I do also want to give a shout out to 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:01.320 Justin So. Justin is our is our agent with W 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.960 and me, but because of him, he assisted in our 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:08.440 most recent tour, which would have been seventeen cities. UM. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.320 And so just for all of you who were able 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.720 to attend Our Lives shows prior to COVID, I do 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.400 just want to thank you' all too for showing up 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.000 and showing out. Atlanta, by the way, was about to 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.160 be our biggest show to date. So I'm really excited 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.000 to get back in Atlanta and do some ship. The 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.600 weird thing about Atlanta New York like New York, technically 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:25.480 we had we had to do two days back to 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:30.840 back because it was telling out. That's not a have 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.200 you heard me? No, but Atlanta was basically our biggest room. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.440 And uh, it's funny because I did an improv class. Well, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.280 you guys know, I was doing comedy classes or whatever, 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.800 and I was talking about that and I wasn't trying 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.000 to flex in the class, right, but no, bullshit, they were. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.440 They always talk about how you'll focus on someone and 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.160 they could be like a hundred seats back, and I 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.760 was like, how do I explain this, Well, they won't 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.960 be and then and the dude was super dope. He 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.640 was like, listen, like, when you start doing larger rooms, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.360 you do have to still touch the people. That's technically 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.720 the allurid to horrible. Really, we'll touch you all because 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.320 that will be right out in the audience drinking titny milk. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.880 That wasn't one day alright, Alright, anyway, y'all, we don't 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.600 get through the show. So if you guys are first 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.960 time listeners or maybe the first time watching us on 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.640 the motherfucking YouTube, um, we're about to get into our 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:22.680 Vanilla ships segment. Vanilla Ships segment is some crazy wild 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:26.480 sex story in the news is now pulling up her titty. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:30.160 It's just because you said the first time watching out. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:32.880 You know what's sad about this? I'm the one who 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.400 bought them. Oh yeah, mine is just out here flourishing. 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.120 But Vanilla Ship is our segment, like she said with 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.120 the news and this one was brought by Benson. Um, 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:46.440 this is really weird. But it's about an Italian prime minister, 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:51.760 Silvio Berlusconi. Now it's not just a political sex scandal 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.640 munch like we see in Scandal by Shonda Rhymes. But 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:58.760 this is real. So this guy, the prime minister, basically 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.200 had a case that leaked in two thousand ten and 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:04.040 investigations around it have been going on for a decade. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.800 He's a billionaire, perceived as wealthy, well connected, and he 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.680 went from real estate developer to media mobile to politician. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:18.280 It sounds like so he's been compared to Trump, accused, 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:22.000 accused of bribing the tax police, committing fraud. However, what's 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.840 the sex part? Here? Is the sex part? You gotta 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:28.440 do with children. He hosted a Bunga bunga after dinner 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.840 party at his mansion, where women would dress up in 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:34.399 various costumes from nuns to Barack Obama and engaged in 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:37.840 stripped teases for him and his guests one moment, Wait, wait, wait, 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:43.560 bung did you say that women dressed as Barack Obama's Yeah, 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:47.520 bit measured it so weird. The term bunga bunga is 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:53.119 a racist joke involving aristocrats, aristocrats darkening their faces. So 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.879 in two thousand ten, the news reports came out about 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.920 that um and he called the police in two thousand 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.320 ten to release a set event teen year old who 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:05.000 was a dancer that had basically been at his party 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:09.160 and he was paying to have sex with underaged prostitutes. 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:13.560 Now he's found guilty of paying for the prostitutes. And 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:18.760 then he also denied having miners at his elegant, elegant dinners, 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.119 even though there's been pictures and different articles at have 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:25.479 surface and uh yeah, ten million euros is how much 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:31.040 he's spent um for the prostitutes. Rich people really love children. 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:35.040 That is some weird sick ship. I just want to say, 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.760 I'm twenty nine years old. I am not a child. 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:39.960 I would like y'all to love me just as much, 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:41.440 you know what I mean. But I ain't gonna held 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:43.760 I ain't gonna hold you even now. If a bit 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.639 get on motherfucker's seeking arrangement. If you want a sugar daddy, 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:49.520 they love when you tell him you in school, So bait, 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:51.560 you just act like you're taking classes online. It's all 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:54.240 virtual now anyways to be like, babe, I'm online taking 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:57.879 I'm telling you Richmond that want to give money to 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.080 you love like a little. Can you imagine if you 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:02.560 had a podcast at the time that you were on 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.600 seeking arrangement, I would have gotten caught up, my nigga. 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:07.920 I think about my sugar daddy all the time. Some 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.240 of you know I'm talking about. I've had him for 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:12.240 like he was years ago. He got my first department 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:13.639 in New York or whatever and took me on his 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:15.920 PJ and this whole big life that he gave me. 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.120 But I think all the time, does he ever run 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:20.119 into anyone who's like, do you know what happened to 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.520 g Well now she's a hoard of the core with 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:25.399 a banana in her mouth. Well, my sugar Daddy's all 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.159 listened to the show, so they'd be like asking me 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:32.920 about what. Oh yeah, they aren't cool sugar daddies. They're 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.240 like old and white, Like, let me tell you how cool. 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:40.639 One of my hoses he called me love her but 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.120 he used to give me money. That doesn't count. I don't. 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:45.680 I don't. Fucking rich niggas don't count, but I don't 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:48.560 sugar daddy. He gave me money. That means that you 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.040 would not give him sugar if he wasn't acting shallow. 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:55.800 All my niggas are fine, so fine. I never had 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:58.240 a sugar daddy outside of the diplomat because I would 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:00.119 not have sucked him otherwise. He was a diplom out 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.920 of Africa. Okay, so that's the one. Okay, Well he's 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:04.280 been hitting me up to and I'm like, no, I'm 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:06.119 good now. I don't need your money anymore. But my 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.240