Speaker 1: How guys. Um, so, now let me do the show.
Speaker 1: This is presidential conference, big, big, big announcements from Milania me.
Speaker 1: It is very welcoming to my heart to tell you
Speaker 1: that horrible Decisions is now famous. They were always farmers,
Speaker 1: but now very very farmous checking d CNN. They don't
Speaker 1: like my husband's fake news, but real news. Now it
Speaker 1: is factual facts that Monday be. Is it be like
Speaker 1: boy like bitch and button like and busy not little?
Speaker 1: Then they are now, you know, and their black effect networks. Alright,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna drop the motherfucking motherfucking excit. Damn, I
Speaker 1: brought motherfucking bag. What is up with me saying motherfucker?
Speaker 1: I think that you use motherfuckering as a word. Filler?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Is that of um? Maybe
Speaker 1: it takes it, took away the So if you were
Speaker 1: Barack Obama, you'd be like mother Anyways, guys, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: hear the motherfucker tuck our ship because y'all be hateing
Speaker 1: or whatever. Some of y'all be hate and I just
Speaker 1: love that we could sit here and say we have
Speaker 1: overcome a fucking lot. I mean a lot of you
Speaker 1: guys thought we would break up and we did. I
Speaker 1: mean we broke we actually we have broken up and
Speaker 1: we were just like God in our frame. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know this, but we're famous now. I
Speaker 1: can't see myself through that, and I need where's my assistant?
Speaker 1: See here we go? But no, y'all have been with
Speaker 1: us through a whole lot. And it's funny because on
Speaker 1: the way here, I was texting my mom. And it's
Speaker 1: crazy because she joined me at the Brilliant Idiots Live
Speaker 1: show and thought she was like, oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: like Jesus and Marrow. I watched them on Viceland. It's
Speaker 1: so funny that now full term money. She actually thought
Speaker 1: Charlottage was so ansome because he wore Timberland's. She was like,
Speaker 1: it's just something women from the South will take anything,
Speaker 1: like it's a thing. Now I'm over it. I'm way
Speaker 1: over the tims now. Like I even went to buy
Speaker 1: my Nigga Stens and we'll talk about that later in
Speaker 1: the Horrible Decisions. But he was like, actually, I have
Speaker 1: enough to get me through fifteen winners. I said, of
Speaker 1: course you do. Because he doesn't work in construction. He
Speaker 1: does not bought them for fun. Well know, guys, we
Speaker 1: um again. Weezy announced it well, Milannia announced um that
Speaker 1: we are now a part of the Black Effect podcast network,
Speaker 1: UM with Charlemagne and my Heart, and we are in
Speaker 1: some really good company. I think we should do a
Speaker 1: few thank you So if you guys don't know the
Speaker 1: horrible decisions journey, let me tell it. Well, go ahead
Speaker 1: and tell him bit for this if you've never met
Speaker 1: us or whatever. M Basically what happened was Mandy and
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen each other for a long time. We
Speaker 1: knew each other five years. I think you hit me up,
Speaker 1: maybe in a comment and a picture or whatever. We
Speaker 1: started d m NG, decided to have dinner, and over
Speaker 1: that dinner we were like drunken lee. I think, oh no,
Speaker 1: I said, oh my god, we have to do a
Speaker 1: podcast and Mandy was like, very Mandy, bitch serious. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: we're talking about dick jobs. WHI always suck dick And
Speaker 1: she was like, you don't mind talking about this ship, right,
Speaker 1: because mind you, at this dinner we're talking about her
Speaker 1: sugar daddy, I'm talking about the nigga I'm fucking who
Speaker 1: sucking me good as f And the irony of that is.
Speaker 1: We were like, but we can't talk about sugar daddies,
Speaker 1: we can't talk about pegging, we can't tell people for money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and here we are three and a half years later,
Speaker 1: I mean, and we both got to leave our corporate
Speaker 1: jobs again. A lot of you guys who started this
Speaker 1: journey off with us very early. H Wheezy was in tech. UM.
Speaker 1: I was at the time we started the podcast, actually
Speaker 1: in my last semester of school UM getting my degrees
Speaker 1: to become a c p A. I wanted to be
Speaker 1: a Certified Public accountant UM, and I went into a
Speaker 1: big four firm, was working at e Y. Within a
Speaker 1: year I left. I think you you left your job
Speaker 1: maybe a few months three four months before me. I
Speaker 1: was just amazing. I was at a different pace gale,
Speaker 1: so like my job was commissionable and I landed my
Speaker 1: quote unquote big fish and I was like, okay, once
Speaker 1: this check hids fun, y'all niggas. I looked up every
Speaker 1: bi LAG like can they retract my pay if I quit? UM?
Speaker 1: But I want to give a few thank you for
Speaker 1: people part of our journey. So obviously we just started
Speaker 1: a podcast. There's so many avenues to figure out or
Speaker 1: people almost to reach out to now for help. UM,
Speaker 1: I googled a podcast studio and got us to a
Speaker 1: place called Cast Sound Lab, And I want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to Preach. We haven't talked to him
Speaker 1: in a long time. He was the owner of Cast
Speaker 1: Sound Lab. I'm sure I think they still exist. And
Speaker 1: he put on our first live show where I think
Speaker 1: our ticket sales were no bullshit and literally just covered
Speaker 1: the expenue and the expenses. We made no dollars from it.
Speaker 1: But pause because with with um a shout out to Preach,
Speaker 1: I do also want to tell you kind of just
Speaker 1: also how fast this worked for us. I know you
Speaker 1: guys heard our ups and downs. Preach was actually salt
Speaker 1: salt everything in us and by episode three it was
Speaker 1: our third episode he brought an a king and was
Speaker 1: when we found a king. UM shouts with Loudspeakers, So
Speaker 1: we definitely want to shout out a king who brought
Speaker 1: us into our meeting with Chris Morrow, who we all know.
Speaker 1: It's something that I mean the face along with combat
Speaker 1: Jack for Loudspeaker Network, and Chris was like the first
Speaker 1: thing we gotta do is get you on brilliant and
Speaker 1: UM as fans of Brilliant, you know, we went to
Speaker 1: our show many just mentioned with their mom. We definitely
Speaker 1: got a lot of influx from that audience and it
Speaker 1: was a great episode with us. It's funny because now,
Speaker 1: um where we'll be doing the Breakfast Club soon, and
Speaker 1: I think about, like wow, like the foot fucking the pegging,
Speaker 1: like we can't do that at the breakfast Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But I am fine with putting my feet on the
Speaker 1: table and showing the motion for YouTube again. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I just want to show them my feet because listen,
Speaker 1: I'm about plug my only fans on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that. But I mean, and then following that,
Speaker 1: I mean, we had a lot of friends that helped
Speaker 1: us along the way, and Charlotte being one of them
Speaker 1: as far as you know, helping us get onto Vice
Speaker 1: and Blood, the Vice Land listeners of the show too,
Speaker 1: who uh you know helped us out. And then I
Speaker 1: want to give thanks to our behind the scenes production.
Speaker 1: I think the first video we ever had was done
Speaker 1: by Alex and the first video was Christopher. Christopher, that's right.
Speaker 1: Christopher also moved in was our engineer for a while
Speaker 1: before edding and then after Christopher, then Edd and then
Speaker 1: we locked in with Alex, and Alex was on board
Speaker 1: with us for questions. We all laugh and joke now
Speaker 1: too about like how the video like has changed. He
Speaker 1: does like producing entire specials for Andrew compared to like
Speaker 1: blur your camera, how he's elevator game and now Benson,
Speaker 1: who's behind will come in the camera? People are always like,
Speaker 1: who's the Indian guy you talked to? This is our
Speaker 1: Indian videographer Kang Kang be You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You feel me me at the Parking La garage. That
Speaker 1: was very he's here. It's fine if he's here to
Speaker 1: make jokes of people in front of them all right by.
Speaker 1: By the way, guys, we've also made sure that as
Speaker 1: long as we don't trash talk, my heart, y'all ain't
Speaker 1: getting nothing censored from a lot of conversation. Is like,
Speaker 1: so if I encourage people to get abortions, is this okay?
Speaker 1: I Also, we have been on the phone with white
Speaker 1: people and I'm like, we don't continue to talk about
Speaker 1: them crackers. I mean, I know we ain't the worst.
Speaker 1: Who do you think gave the worst call? That's on
Speaker 1: the new network. Let's uh let's shout out our our family.
Speaker 1: We can shout out our family. First off, I want
Speaker 1: to give a huge shout out because I text him
Speaker 1: this morning. Shout out Carlos Miller Um and DC, Young
Speaker 1: Fly and Chico being from the eighty five South Show,
Speaker 1: they are now our family mates. That's right. I will
Speaker 1: tell you who I want to link with the most. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell me who you want to link with the most.
Speaker 1: Drink chance Okay, I really want to get drunk and
Speaker 1: even drink. No, I thought that, I think you don't.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, let me elaborate for those of you who
Speaker 1: don't know. I do drink. I just don't drink. Well,
Speaker 1: what does that mean and what does that look like?
Speaker 1: Not go have you drinking on the mic? That means
Speaker 1: I'm a cheap day one and to it basically means
Speaker 1: like after two shots, either I'm gonna start crying and
Speaker 1: telling you I love you or trying to like pull
Speaker 1: down your pants and telling you I love you. I
Speaker 1: love it so much I want to up in in
Speaker 1: my mouth, or it's like I'm also connected, but it's
Speaker 1: like a fun drunk. I'm never like a mean, wild drunk,
Speaker 1: So it's cool. We um all the Smoke with Matt Barnes, um,
Speaker 1: which I love him. He used to play for Debbie Brown.
Speaker 1: I love her. I don't really know her, we just
Speaker 1: follow each other, but she's a friend of Charlotte's and
Speaker 1: she's just like all about her chakras and energies and
Speaker 1: I would call her friend ask shout out Ebony Kay
Speaker 1: Williams on Holding Court. She also has a really really
Speaker 1: dope ass co host who will be alongside her, but
Speaker 1: that's a secret coming soon. Um. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: good people on here. Um, hilarious, diry home. Um, let's
Speaker 1: see there's a senator bitch I don't know, isn't Amanda
Speaker 1: Seals will be on this? Maybe no, okay, well surprisingly right,
Speaker 1: they love each other. Maybe they were gonna shoot out,
Speaker 1: but no, this is exciting. I guess I just wanted
Speaker 1: to bring bring forward this to like just there's a
Speaker 1: ton of podcast talk going on right now. I know
Speaker 1: every time we've had live shows, and even our Patreon members,
Speaker 1: a lot of y'all have your own podcast too, so
Speaker 1: I know it's just really exciting for you guys to
Speaker 1: not only be a part of this journey, but see
Speaker 1: yourselves and us. I mean ship. Like I said, we
Speaker 1: were working nine to five. I remember at one point
Speaker 1: my fucking bosses had to think I had STD or
Speaker 1: some sort of ill something with me because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a doctor's appointment today, I have a doctor's point.
Speaker 1: Every week my was going to the studio. But I
Speaker 1: remember it was like, no, I wasn't. It was something
Speaker 1: we we had. We missed so many interviews and things
Speaker 1: to do. If you guys watched a Brilliant Idiots episode
Speaker 1: with me and it, Mandy was wearing Adidas, but I
Speaker 1: was wearing a blazer in like suit dress because I
Speaker 1: was wait, no, but what what happened that day? I
Speaker 1: must have called off work. I think I called off
Speaker 1: work there. But luckily for me, I basically my job
Speaker 1: was to sell tech cloud recovery software, ethernet ship like
Speaker 1: that to companies, so I would actually put the places
Speaker 1: I was going. Um, I was like I heard radio
Speaker 1: building and then like someone already has that account. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: do they know Charlottamagne, No they don't. I was like,
Speaker 1: you can email him, we have an appointment. I would
Speaker 1: legit do that, and and I used to literally I
Speaker 1: had our lunches and sometimes we would be like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half and leave and do stuff like
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just definitely hectic. Um again, and
Speaker 1: for anyone who has a podcaster is thinking about starting one,
Speaker 1: this is like a this is a job. So again,
Speaker 1: for anyone who maybe is listening and it's routing for us,
Speaker 1: thank you all for routing for us. But also just
Speaker 1: a bit of advice that I would give anyone looking
Speaker 1: to you know, really take this podcast gaming serious consistency.
Speaker 1: I think it is probably one of the largest things
Speaker 1: that got us here. We've been going on this for
Speaker 1: about three and a half years, maybe closer to form
Speaker 1: maybe now, and um, we have not missed one week.
Speaker 1: So even through the turmoil and ship, we found a
Speaker 1: way to make sure y'all were just crazy because in
Speaker 1: our contract we can take time off, and we're like,
Speaker 1: I don't think we would not don't have time off.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna you know, Granted, I will
Speaker 1: say it is a little bit different. There's podcasts that
Speaker 1: I have to take time off for I either read,
Speaker 1: but they have to be in the studio every week.
Speaker 1: Mandy and I definitely are fortunate enough to have content
Speaker 1: that we can put in the reserve and things like that.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm grateful to be back in studio.
Speaker 1: We've known about this for a long time. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. This is what we've been dealing
Speaker 1: with all motherfucking pandemic A bitch been waiting on a
Speaker 1: motherfucking contract, Like, what is going on? The first all
Speaker 1: I came through and it was like, oh, that number
Speaker 1: is cute, but no. Um. Literally for the last like
Speaker 1: two and a half months we've been in negotiations. But
Speaker 1: before that we knew something was in the works, probably
Speaker 1: in January or February, and then pandemic hit and literally
Speaker 1: all conversations went still. Um. But again, I'm just glad,
Speaker 1: just no, we're gonna get to get to the whole
Speaker 1: ship this episode. I just wanted, you know, now, I
Speaker 1: had to be happy, you know, and I'm grateful. What
Speaker 1: can you expect? I know a lot of you guys
Speaker 1: have been writing in our comments like are you only
Speaker 1: going to be on I Heart? So no, I Heart
Speaker 1: partners with everyone in RSS feed, by the way, is
Speaker 1: basically when your audio can sync up to a bunch
Speaker 1: of other outlets, so an Apple, a Spotify, a SoundCloud,
Speaker 1: I her radio app which we would prefer for you
Speaker 1: to use. However, it'll sink up everywhere. You can expect
Speaker 1: the same things. Better production, better guests, Um Benson, We've
Speaker 1: been doing a good job with our guests, I would say,
Speaker 1: but I just want to say the outreach. Here's what
Speaker 1: I mean by better guests. I want people that are
Speaker 1: like that wouldn't have found us until this I heart
Speaker 1: ship happens. Give me guests that didn't know who Horrible
Speaker 1: Decisions was? And does slurp come for a living? Like
Speaker 1: literally in cups? You know what I mean. I want
Speaker 1: to know, as Brian can go, hold you. We are
Speaker 1: part of the community. I think I think that the
Speaker 1: age group of people like people might know who we are,
Speaker 1: but they may not learn. So hold you. I don't
Speaker 1: want nobody as old as he was boyfriend for high
Speaker 1: lying his belt set otherwise his belt was forty years old.
Speaker 1: My bad, he did. He had a phone clip on
Speaker 1: his on his waist bro alright. If he would have
Speaker 1: had a bluetooth that Bro, I would have I would
Speaker 1: have made vincent changes. I'd even like get it right there.
Speaker 1: And so for those of you who don't know, I'd
Speaker 1: like to congratulate Amanda and Weld, but no, no, but wait,
Speaker 1: are you gonna let me answer before I dog? You
Speaker 1: don't see you. I was laughing because everybody's like, I
Speaker 1: really feel like we're trying our best not to talk
Speaker 1: over people, and they said we all should have did
Speaker 1: it that episode. But how he said, I know that
Speaker 1: when people are like trying to get their thought out
Speaker 1: and you really do need to give them time. And
Speaker 1: I'm learning that with four years in Bitch how to
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. But every time he kept trying
Speaker 1: to get something out, I was like, maybe I should
Speaker 1: interrupt the speed this along, but maybe he just to
Speaker 1: start from Zara, you just gotta And I was just
Speaker 1: like I was even thinking, like in post production to
Speaker 1: eliminate those pauses, but I was just like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm cool. It was too much. He paused every time
Speaker 1: he opened his mouth, so I was just like, not
Speaker 1: somebody else could post production now and let me know,
Speaker 1: wait what else? Oh there was something else that you
Speaker 1: guys have been asking us. But basically you know, as
Speaker 1: you guys see logos off new logo. Newcover art will
Speaker 1: be coming soon, but we are no longer with Loudspeaker.
Speaker 1: But I do also before we get out even want
Speaker 1: to shout out to the Loudspeaker family as all I
Speaker 1: think of the podcast now to um also, this is
Speaker 1: definitely not like a hard feeling separation. This is super amicable, happy,
Speaker 1: like just a different change for us and UM, I
Speaker 1: mean we've been with the Loudspeaker for a long time,
Speaker 1: over two years. Both happy for you so and also
Speaker 1: before UM, I know we were telling our thank yous. UM,
Speaker 1: I do also want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: Justin So. Justin is our is our agent with W
Speaker 1: and me, but because of him, he assisted in our
Speaker 1: most recent tour, which would have been seventeen cities. UM.
Speaker 1: And so just for all of you who were able
Speaker 1: to attend Our Lives shows prior to COVID, I do
Speaker 1: just want to thank you' all too for showing up
Speaker 1: and showing out. Atlanta, by the way, was about to
Speaker 1: be our biggest show to date. So I'm really excited
Speaker 1: to get back in Atlanta and do some ship. The
Speaker 1: weird thing about Atlanta New York like New York, technically
Speaker 1: we had we had to do two days back to
Speaker 1: back because it was telling out. That's not a have
Speaker 1: you heard me? No, but Atlanta was basically our biggest room.
Speaker 1: And uh, it's funny because I did an improv class. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys know, I was doing comedy classes or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was talking about that and I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to flex in the class, right, but no, bullshit, they were.
Speaker 1: They always talk about how you'll focus on someone and
Speaker 1: they could be like a hundred seats back, and I
Speaker 1: was like, how do I explain this, Well, they won't
Speaker 1: be and then and the dude was super dope. He
Speaker 1: was like, listen, like, when you start doing larger rooms,
Speaker 1: you do have to still touch the people. That's technically
Speaker 1: the allurid to horrible. Really, we'll touch you all because
Speaker 1: that will be right out in the audience drinking titny milk.
Speaker 1: That wasn't one day alright, Alright, anyway, y'all, we don't
Speaker 1: get through the show. So if you guys are first
Speaker 1: time listeners or maybe the first time watching us on
Speaker 1: the motherfucking YouTube, um, we're about to get into our
Speaker 1: Vanilla ships segment. Vanilla Ships segment is some crazy wild
Speaker 1: sex story in the news is now pulling up her titty.
Speaker 1: It's just because you said the first time watching out.
Speaker 1: You know what's sad about this? I'm the one who
Speaker 1: bought them. Oh yeah, mine is just out here flourishing.
Speaker 1: But Vanilla Ship is our segment, like she said with
Speaker 1: the news and this one was brought by Benson. Um,
Speaker 1: this is really weird. But it's about an Italian prime minister,
Speaker 1: Silvio Berlusconi. Now it's not just a political sex scandal
Speaker 1: munch like we see in Scandal by Shonda Rhymes. But
Speaker 1: this is real. So this guy, the prime minister, basically
Speaker 1: had a case that leaked in two thousand ten and
Speaker 1: investigations around it have been going on for a decade.
Speaker 1: He's a billionaire, perceived as wealthy, well connected, and he
Speaker 1: went from real estate developer to media mobile to politician.
Speaker 1: It sounds like so he's been compared to Trump, accused,
Speaker 1: accused of bribing the tax police, committing fraud. However, what's
Speaker 1: the sex part? Here? Is the sex part? You gotta
Speaker 1: do with children. He hosted a Bunga bunga after dinner
Speaker 1: party at his mansion, where women would dress up in
Speaker 1: various costumes from nuns to Barack Obama and engaged in
Speaker 1: stripped teases for him and his guests one moment, Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: bung did you say that women dressed as Barack Obama's Yeah,
Speaker 1: bit measured it so weird. The term bunga bunga is
Speaker 1: a racist joke involving aristocrats, aristocrats darkening their faces. So
Speaker 1: in two thousand ten, the news reports came out about
Speaker 1: that um and he called the police in two thousand
Speaker 1: ten to release a set event teen year old who
Speaker 1: was a dancer that had basically been at his party
Speaker 1: and he was paying to have sex with underaged prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Now he's found guilty of paying for the prostitutes. And
Speaker 1: then he also denied having miners at his elegant, elegant dinners,
Speaker 1: even though there's been pictures and different articles at have
Speaker 1: surface and uh yeah, ten million euros is how much
Speaker 1: he's spent um for the prostitutes. Rich people really love children.
Speaker 1: That is some weird sick ship. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine years old. I am not a child.
Speaker 1: I would like y'all to love me just as much,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I ain't gonna held
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you even now. If a bit
Speaker 1: get on motherfucker's seeking arrangement. If you want a sugar daddy,
Speaker 1: they love when you tell him you in school, So bait,
Speaker 1: you just act like you're taking classes online. It's all
Speaker 1: virtual now anyways to be like, babe, I'm online taking
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Richmond that want to give money to
Speaker 1: you love like a little. Can you imagine if you
Speaker 1: had a podcast at the time that you were on
Speaker 1: seeking arrangement, I would have gotten caught up, my nigga.
Speaker 1: I think about my sugar daddy all the time. Some
Speaker 1: of you know I'm talking about. I've had him for
Speaker 1: like he was years ago. He got my first department
Speaker 1: in New York or whatever and took me on his
Speaker 1: PJ and this whole big life that he gave me.
Speaker 1: But I think all the time, does he ever run
Speaker 1: into anyone who's like, do you know what happened to
Speaker 1: g Well now she's a hoard of the core with
Speaker 1: a banana in her mouth. Well, my sugar Daddy's all
Speaker 1: listened to the show, so they'd be like asking me
Speaker 1: about what. Oh yeah, they aren't cool sugar daddies. They're
Speaker 1: like old and white, Like, let me tell you how cool.
Speaker 1: One of my hoses he called me love her but
Speaker 1: he used to give me money. That doesn't count. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. Fucking rich niggas don't count, but I don't
Speaker 1: sugar daddy. He gave me money. That means that you
Speaker 1: would not give him sugar if he wasn't acting shallow.
Speaker 1: All my niggas are fine, so fine. I never had
Speaker 1: a sugar daddy outside of the diplomat because I would
Speaker 1: not have sucked him otherwise. He was a diplom out
Speaker 1: of Africa. Okay, so that's the one. Okay, Well he's
Speaker 1: been hitting me up to and I'm like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: good now. I don't need your money anymore. But my
Speaker 1: but my hose, my lovers that listened to the show,
Speaker 1: and who I've given me money and who are attractive.
Speaker 1: One of them called me the other day like it
Speaker 1: was just proud of everything I was doing and my
Speaker 1: hair was a little messed up, but my nigga wasn't
Speaker 1: even over and he was like, oh, did did your
Speaker 1: man just leave? Because they follow me on social media
Speaker 1: so they know I have a man, and I can
Speaker 1: like openly talk to them now about you know, my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, listen, you choose the cheat on your
Speaker 1: wife that don't mean I'm choosing to cheat on my nigga.
Speaker 1: So I'll let you know when that's over and I'll
Speaker 1: be back in your good graces. That bad to say
Speaker 1: what someone did say to me recently too. He was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you wanna fun with me no more,
Speaker 1: but hit me up when you break up with your
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, all right, I mean I
Speaker 1: need like we'll be together for a while, but you know,
Speaker 1: if a moon cycle happens in the earth shifts and
Speaker 1: somehow we're not meant to be, I'll find anohing, I'll
Speaker 1: find another nigga, and you know I'm dead. But uh
Speaker 1: oh about the kids thing, I was gonna say, like
Speaker 1: I was reading a lot about historical holes. We did
Speaker 1: an episode on Patreon about like who History, which I
Speaker 1: would love to do again, but it actually talks about
Speaker 1: how the kings and queens, Like this is something that's
Speaker 1: a hierarchy from like way before us BC times. There's
Speaker 1: a kid fetish with rich people. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, and the only thing I can bring it
Speaker 1: back to is like I think it's like a taboo
Speaker 1: untouched thing, Like there's nothing else you can buy that's
Speaker 1: the innocence, Like you want, you wanted to get worse
Speaker 1: and worse and worse. I'm trying to find the words.
Speaker 1: But like, basically, an everyday guy, right who starts getting money,
Speaker 1: what does he want? He wants to bad bitches, right,
Speaker 1: Like you want nice things, you want a nice car? Whatever.
Speaker 1: What if you have all of that and you have
Speaker 1: all the fame, You're like, what next? We have done
Speaker 1: a show with over two hundred and six that can
Speaker 1: be done instead of dealing with children. I agree, but
Speaker 1: I also think there's this secret elitist to society that
Speaker 1: we have no idea exists. I've read about some of
Speaker 1: it on Reddit, but like it's a thing fuck men
Speaker 1: gold and fuck men, like don't you can't funk men
Speaker 1: because nigga's niggas in the street and they don't care.
Speaker 1: People are happy and gay. They want the thing that's
Speaker 1: all the way under wraps and like hard to get.
Speaker 1: It's fucking weird and children are cross. If that's rich,
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want to be rich. Give
Speaker 1: me medium. But guess what, Since we're speaking of kinks,
Speaker 1: weird kinks, you guys have completely tagged us as many
Speaker 1: times as you possibly could about the tea that was
Speaker 1: dropped on our good old that I want, I mean neither.
Speaker 1: I'm not even my favorite thing to come out with him?
Speaker 1: Have I ever thought it could have been happening anyway?
Speaker 1: Not the same if you guys don't know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. Odell Beckham Jr. Um made headlines recently when
Speaker 1: some Thoughts got onto a podcast and talked about how
Speaker 1: he enjoyed being shifted on. Apparently, this woman who is
Speaker 1: Chief Keith's baby mother went on and said that Dell
Speaker 1: Beckham flew her out um and he requested to be
Speaker 1: shipped on. If I could make a bird sound, I
Speaker 1: would because is that a bird? I will go with it?
Speaker 1: It probably it got actually waiting. No, The little pigeons
Speaker 1: I was walking by in the city were like, can
Speaker 1: you not look at me like that? Oh wait, I
Speaker 1: forgot okay, wait, pause on the back. Can never do
Speaker 1: accents again, but I would sacrifice it for you. Now
Speaker 1: maybe I'll do animal noises and you do accents. That'll
Speaker 1: be our new little thing. Oh my god. All right. Anyways,
Speaker 1: So Wheezy Um and I have both been saying from
Speaker 1: day one that we do not believe in King shaming again.
Speaker 1: I would have loved the story of him taking a
Speaker 1: big old pegger in the ass, but I guess that
Speaker 1: would have been But oh, by the way, so we
Speaker 1: call it scap play, and we have called it scap play,
Speaker 1: but it's also known as chorophilia. And it's basically when
Speaker 1: and it's not just like I'm sorry, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get it out without laughing, copperphilia. Copperphilia. Sorry, And it's
Speaker 1: not just when you're like I can't even get it
Speaker 1: out because I started to laugh. It could be ingesting,
Speaker 1: playing with touching or do you ever played with ship?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, ma'am. If y'all listened to our podcast, we
Speaker 1: did a whole thing on how much money would take
Speaker 1: for us to get shipped on you remember, yes I do?
Speaker 1: And how much did you say more than you? I mean,
Speaker 1: but I just said, as long as it wasn't running
Speaker 1: like the hard turds, it'll just jump right off of
Speaker 1: me like it'll land. And then also I think people
Speaker 1: were writing in they were like, oh, what if he
Speaker 1: was what if what if he was this person like
Speaker 1: someone you really want to suck that ship? And I'm
Speaker 1: like the same price because I can't see and and
Speaker 1: oh and Odell Beckham is obviously hot as funk. He's
Speaker 1: hot as full now on him. Now I'm asking, like,
Speaker 1: because that's what he wanted. Apparently he wanted to be
Speaker 1: shipped on. If if that was like the factor for
Speaker 1: me to fuck him, I'm good. All I would have
Speaker 1: had to do was drink this thing, bitch every morning.
Speaker 1: This coffee get me to going, baby, and that'll be
Speaker 1: the ad break. You could have got some pumpkin so
Speaker 1: punking in cold brush. This scat safety is from someone
Speaker 1: that has been having Scott played for twenty years. Um,
Speaker 1: it's from a gay man. Not that it matters. Scot
Speaker 1: plays like it's pretty even across the board, Like a
Speaker 1: lot of women actually are into it and are on
Speaker 1: the Internet asking for how to introduce it to their partners.
Speaker 1: So obviously a full course of shots hepatitis A and
Speaker 1: B would be great. But STDs and all that kind
Speaker 1: of ship I didn't know, but I guess it comes
Speaker 1: in your stoopil. But really it's more so the hepatitis infections,
Speaker 1: like much like blood transfusion. I mean you could get
Speaker 1: something like that, so well, there's also a lot of
Speaker 1: the blood remnants aren't ship. Uh. It recommends you to
Speaker 1: do this with a long term or monogamous partner, avoid
Speaker 1: lots of random partners, which, ironically, I feel like if
Speaker 1: I was into ship, I'd have to get a regular nick.
Speaker 1: Instead of telling my man, I just want to say
Speaker 1: how great this is. I know at this point all
Speaker 1: the other podcasts have talked about this Odell Beckham ship,
Speaker 1: and here we are giving tips on how to have
Speaker 1: safe scouts if honestly, like I knew we were going
Speaker 1: to talk about it for Vanilla Ship, but then I said,
Speaker 1: let me move this down because not only is it
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ship the news that we're all talking, we have
Speaker 1: to discuss how this is going to fit into your
Speaker 1: everyday life, because we're not king shaming. Even though I
Speaker 1: would like to regurgitate while reading this, I will not
Speaker 1: do it. So doing safe stuff with Scott in order
Speaker 1: of safety. The safest way to do it, for one
Speaker 1: would be watching the person take a ship. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't know who gets off on the look of it.
Speaker 1: To me, I feel like the hardest part about scat
Speaker 1: play is the smell. But some ship don't think bitch
Speaker 1: does Yours depend on what I have like to eat
Speaker 1: or like how to coffee hit my hit my intestines. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying they don't think all the time.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a ship that was so staked
Speaker 1: that you knew was about to come out? It's like
Speaker 1: the air past the ship on the way. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope this is solid, but I'm just saying the farts
Speaker 1: will make you know of it's really going mask on.
Speaker 1: Just talk about this, Okay, touching it with gloved hands,
Speaker 1: so a lot of like pouring that you're watched with Scott.
Speaker 1: We'll have gloves like um, except for two girls one cop.
Speaker 1: I guess that didn't really have they ate it though, right?
Speaker 1: What did they do? The ship went in the girl's mouth, right,
Speaker 1: but it was in a cup? Two girls in a cup. No,
Speaker 1: y'all want to see some nay how this is how
Speaker 1: you know your age, my nigga, because how the fuck
Speaker 1: has two girls one cup? Some people may not know it. No,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. The gen z listening to us, Dude,
Speaker 1: if you guys are like too young and you like
Speaker 1: love TikTok, this is not the fucking show for you.
Speaker 1: Please go listen to something else. Um, wow, I can't
Speaker 1: find anymore. Where did it go? There got to be somewhere, bro,
Speaker 1: Two Girls One Cup video helped me. We gotta watch
Speaker 1: it because I ain't watching that thing. Bro, We're gonna
Speaker 1: keep going, all right. So the next thing is skin
Speaker 1: contact with scat? Is there a certain is there a
Speaker 1: certain tip about that? No? Do you remember it had
Speaker 1: a song? We're not playing two Girls in a Cup? Okay,
Speaker 1: we are not. I am drinking my coffee right now.
Speaker 1: It looks just like it. No, it's darker than that. This.
Speaker 1: This is the dude, I fucking remember. I cannot believe this.
Speaker 1: What How old were we when this came out? Had
Speaker 1: to be like seventeen eighteen. I wasn't like, oh not
Speaker 1: like okay there early on Twitter days? Right, that's gross.
Speaker 1: That's girls, bro. I'm not even looking over their traphone guys. God,
Speaker 1: that's like it's like, oh who wa wa wa wa
Speaker 1: wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa. I didn't
Speaker 1: remember that. I don't remembering in And so you guys
Speaker 1: know as well that inserting scat into the anal or
Speaker 1: vaginal cavity adds more risks, so it looks like cookie.
Speaker 1: I'm not bro, I'm not looking at I had. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine if you were walking down the street and
Speaker 1: then someone's like, I know you, I can't wasn't it
Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's commercial? I can't remember? And you're like,
Speaker 1: I wonder how those girls? Like where are they now?
Speaker 1: Can we get a where are they now? For the
Speaker 1: girls in this video? Okay, let me see where are
Speaker 1: the girl? By the way, speaking of on this video
Speaker 1: there wee just mentioned that they are licking the scat
Speaker 1: like an ice cream cone, and so here it goes.
Speaker 1: If ingesting, do not eat anything died, Let me let
Speaker 1: me finish giving the tip, bro, I don't care about
Speaker 1: them homes. Hopefully it wasn't ingesting. Do not eat anything
Speaker 1: a few hours before and a few hours later. Do
Speaker 1: not brush your teeth before or after is doing so
Speaker 1: introduces micro cuts on your gum lining. Some people take
Speaker 1: a shot of liquor after playing to kill any germs,
Speaker 1: and some use mouthwall to gargle. Some also use salt
Speaker 1: water to rinse out their mouth. So um, so, would
Speaker 1: you eat it and licking? No? I would not. That's
Speaker 1: too far if I had to save my own life,
Speaker 1: but even for money, I know we talked about getting ship.
Speaker 1: Just got like this, I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna say a ridiculous number, don't be ridiculous,
Speaker 1: like a million or something, then I don't think I
Speaker 1: could do it. Dude, it's not a hundred thousand, it's
Speaker 1: not too on things. If you put it in your
Speaker 1: own ship, would you would you lick your own ship?
Speaker 1: What if a man wanted to see you lick your
Speaker 1: own ship? Money? You think a mon o money, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. Oh, if your nigga said, Babe, I really
Speaker 1: need one of them before we're breaking up, would you
Speaker 1: would you lick your own ship? I wish you the
Speaker 1: best in life. I wish you a lucrative less full
Speaker 1: of abundance. I will help you pack your ship while
Speaker 1: I'm not shipping. Alright. So one of them and that's
Speaker 1: where they are now. I cannot believe it. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm so saddened to hear that they're Brazilian, by the way,
Speaker 1: Brazilian scat fetish. That's not surprising them. Brazilian holes begetting
Speaker 1: in Latifa and Carla. I don't know which one died
Speaker 1: and which one it was. There was a white one
Speaker 1: and a black one, remember that, but clearly they're not
Speaker 1: white and black. They're anyway, let's stop talking about this.
Speaker 1: Leave um and by the way, guys, we will go
Speaker 1: again to say no king shaming. I love Odell Beckham's
Speaker 1: response to it. He pretty much was just like, you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna throw me off my pivot even when ship's
Speaker 1: thrown my way. That was so fucking good. That was good.
Speaker 1: So he definitely like took it. You think he did whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like this is this is the
Speaker 1: crazy thing to do. Well, I heard a lot of
Speaker 1: people not heard because it's Twitter, so I'm reading a
Speaker 1: lot of people were like just looking at her and
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I can't believe O'd definitely
Speaker 1: her out. But the crazy thing is, did anyone remember
Speaker 1: what cats SoCs look like? Right? But not only that
Speaker 1: this woman is not only chief keeps baby mom, but
Speaker 1: she was also being paraded around by But that was different.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was just But what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: it's way easier to get into the graces and confined
Speaker 1: like the spaces of these celebrities. They're not as as
Speaker 1: I think to get to me. In my opinion, why
Speaker 1: I think it's even more believable. I think that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think gorgeous women. And by gorgeous, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: the most glorified of let's says the girls. Let's say
Speaker 1: bitches at rappers, black China, bad bitch right, No matter
Speaker 1: if that's your type or not, she's you know, if
Speaker 1: if fake body is what she wants, she's done it. Well,
Speaker 1: these are that you're going to ask to shoot on you.
Speaker 1: But you will ask a six. And you thought she
Speaker 1: was a six. I don't want to call her five.
Speaker 1: She had kirstandors on like bro Dad brought it down
Speaker 1: to a little three half. What did she say about
Speaker 1: Popcorn that people are tagging me in girl? No, basically
Speaker 1: they didn't know who Popcorn was and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's like a Canadian rapper like Drake. That's who they thought, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Canadian rapper like Drake. Yes? Is they just they don't
Speaker 1: know the niggas. They just looked up the roster first day,
Speaker 1: looked up the rappers off. That's what you do with
Speaker 1: NBA players too. You gotta look up and see. It
Speaker 1: doesn't even get playing time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the crazy thing is though, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think my my biggest concern was like people were like,
Speaker 1: but look at her, you really think they were flowing out?
Speaker 1: I go hold you. There's been comments in the YouTube
Speaker 1: that thought I was lying about the niggas flying he had,
Speaker 1: especially eighty pounds ago. So I will say, like, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter kind of what you look like, like you
Speaker 1: can really bag these niggas and I'm not gonna. That's
Speaker 1: why I was like, did you give her a six?
Speaker 1: That whole? Like a three nights quarter? I mean, what
Speaker 1: that bad? Okay? Three? Let's make the scale from one
Speaker 1: who's ten, who's t Lorie Harvey, Lori Harvey. Let's give
Speaker 1: Lorie Harvey the ten. Let's make the one cast castax
Speaker 1: she's five? Fan who's a five? Selena Pott? I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not ugly. I'm not give her six, Okay, so
Speaker 1: calm down. Her friend is definitely under that. Her friend is.
Speaker 1: Her eyelashes are so thick. I want to brush them
Speaker 1: with a caterpillars. They're too much. They're too much, and
Speaker 1: I'm very happy that they're making all this money, but
Speaker 1: I'm actually shocked that no jumper is like to me
Speaker 1: that I'm not viral moments. The viral moments it is
Speaker 1: No Jumper network. Uh no, but No Jumper has hit
Speaker 1: like even when when he was because he has show
Speaker 1: when No Jumper and Lena were on. His focus is YouTube.
Speaker 1: So to me, as long as it's viral and you're
Speaker 1: getting those clicks and numbers, he's probably making a ton
Speaker 1: of money. On next door is their name for the thing.
Speaker 1: I think that's cool, but it's under the No Jumper umbrellas.
Speaker 1: So they even show up on the No Jumper feed
Speaker 1: on iTunes and everything, so it's click value on iTunes.
Speaker 1: On iTunes shows up. I understand, you know that ship
Speaker 1: was He's got a cycle going for sure. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised if there's other words. He's also like labeling
Speaker 1: his interviews differently, like he's pushing out like two, three,
Speaker 1: four episodes of well I will tell you Like that
Speaker 1: ship was recommended to me after I watched Horrible Decisions,
Speaker 1: which is ours, and I was so upset and then
Speaker 1: I had to learn about I D three tags. Do
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Well, Alex was telling me
Speaker 1: it's something when you're uploading your data basically for example, Uh,
Speaker 1: for a long time. He had an issue with this.
Speaker 1: Brilliant idiots would not come up if you typed in
Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz. So you have to change the I D
Speaker 1: three tag whatever that means. Some of you know it.
Speaker 1: I don't, But basically it's this tag when you're uploading
Speaker 1: that you have to put in there and people are
Speaker 1: searching something which we should change to. Oh well I
Speaker 1: do that for not something deeper like within the metadata.
Speaker 1: So anyway, basically their I D three tags may have
Speaker 1: the word horrnet and then we should decide if you
Speaker 1: guys want to vote what we need to change our
Speaker 1: name too, because bitch, we need change, and their bitch
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be out as long's that I've watched
Speaker 1: these bitches after horrible decisions, I said, oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: about to change. We talked about a little whole hierarchy
Speaker 1: or whatever. I like what they doing. I think it's funny,
Speaker 1: it's entertaining. I don't think that at all. It's not credible.
Speaker 1: But they're using the word allegedly. I mean, and to
Speaker 1: me right now we are it's no different than what
Speaker 1: Superhead was doing, what cast Sax was doing. This is
Speaker 1: just a modern day and unfortunately they have. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing. We have all learned a lot from the
Speaker 1: Superhead air, right, We we've learned a lot about what
Speaker 1: like uploading porn and and doing that ship to people
Speaker 1: and airing their businesses and red we don't do it
Speaker 1: for a reason, right, So why would I give someone
Speaker 1: else credit for doing it? For talk about the thing
Speaker 1: that she said about ball players was fine. I thought
Speaker 1: that was fine. You didn't name a team it was
Speaker 1: the Sun. She didn't name it. The people guessed it.
Speaker 1: She didn't. I thought that was like, Okay, this is funny.
Speaker 1: But then when it came to Odell Beckham and Tree
Speaker 1: Songs and all that ship that I thought was to
Speaker 1: him a lot. But to me, it's not surprising being
Speaker 1: that the platform is stemming from Selena Powell, who, over
Speaker 1: the last three or four years has literally outed all
Speaker 1: these people on social media. So she's screenshot at d
Speaker 1: m s, She's gone on Instagram live to talk about
Speaker 1: these people. Now she's just doing it on a different platform.
Speaker 1: But people have continued the fact that we could sit
Speaker 1: here and talk about Selena Powell like and everyone knows
Speaker 1: Selenna Powell. She's made her living by this and what's
Speaker 1: even more disgusting is that men keep working with Otherwise
Speaker 1: she wouldn't keep having ship to say, men go after
Speaker 1: that because a lot of men like this cloud too.
Speaker 1: Is the same way as when they do baby motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's the same way y'all talk about black China amber
Speaker 1: or y'all refer to them as hose. The real tea
Speaker 1: with the ships is these men go after these women
Speaker 1: after knowing the men that they've already been with, as
Speaker 1: a way to boost their own motherfucker. But also the
Speaker 1: thing that people always wonder how this happens, Like the
Speaker 1: industry is so like if you go to one party,
Speaker 1: and I'm speaking from a perspective of I don't really
Speaker 1: attend a lot of this kind of ship y'all know.
Speaker 1: I like a good old race right at the last
Speaker 1: lap with the rest of the good old raven bar.
Speaker 1: I'm about to say last I'm not talking about last lap.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about let's say that you get invited to
Speaker 1: a party by a rapper, right, maybe I'll say a
Speaker 1: hundred fifty people there. There was one in the hills
Speaker 1: when I went, and everyone I saw him. There were
Speaker 1: girls from Instagram and niggas from Instagram or popping niggas
Speaker 1: that I knew from like a show or whatever. They're
Speaker 1: all going to fuck each other because they feel like
Speaker 1: it's going to stay within this thing, right, Like Nigga's
Speaker 1: sucked those I G bitches because they feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: like I already know about you, you already know what's up,
Speaker 1: and or a regular girl's gonna expose my truth. Here's
Speaker 1: the funny thing about her. She's known for exposing truth.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, it's almost like you can say
Speaker 1: you took that bitch down if you suck her. Niggas
Speaker 1: have no in their mind. They have no like want
Speaker 1: to have a nice reputation anymore, which is hilarious, Which
Speaker 1: is hilarious, which brings me to Madonna horror Complex. Let's
Speaker 1: do it now. My first time hearing this term was
Speaker 1: from Sex in the City, which I hear most of
Speaker 1: my hole. She when, Charlotte, have you watched most of it?
Speaker 1: What Sex in the City. Yes, we used to watch that,
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't know if you've seen all
Speaker 1: of them. So Charlotte's husband couldn't get hard remember that,
Speaker 1: And Samantha was like, oh my god, it's the Madonna
Speaker 1: horror complex. You're his virginal wife. He can't see you
Speaker 1: that way. And I've heard the term Madonna horror, but
Speaker 1: I didn't really know would have meant exactly. So the
Speaker 1: word Madonna doesn't come from the singer Madonna is actually
Speaker 1: a term for the virgin Mary. A picture statue or
Speaker 1: medallion of the Madonna virgeon touched for the very first time. Damn,
Speaker 1: I didn't do my kind of Would you like a
Speaker 1: sip of water? Would you like to retry? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Get a little nigion? When you hot beats next to
Speaker 1: my is that kind of the words. I'm thinking my
Speaker 1: own words to look at me? Good job? The nineties
Speaker 1: baby whole quoteing Madonna, Bencon Do you think you can
Speaker 1: edit the ball to like a on the words like
Speaker 1: yokie okay so uh. In psychoanalytic literature, a Madonna horre
Speaker 1: complex is the inability to maintain sexual arousal with a
Speaker 1: committed loving and relation loving relationship. This was identified by
Speaker 1: Freud under the rubic term psychic imp go ahead and
Speaker 1: a big, big word, I love it? Isn't this a
Speaker 1: good way to start? This physiological complex is said to
Speaker 1: developing men who see women as either Madonna's Saint Lee
Speaker 1: or prostitutes. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner
Speaker 1: who has been degraded quote unquote the whore, while they
Speaker 1: cannot desire the respected partner, the madonna. And where such
Speaker 1: men love, they have no desire, and where they have desire,
Speaker 1: they cannot love. And that's interesting because I told you
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like that's that's been me with
Speaker 1: my lovers, like even I've been the Madonna horse. So
Speaker 1: one of my one of my lovers, um, I told
Speaker 1: you I had an MMF with him, and that was
Speaker 1: kind of the thing that he enjoyed doing. But he
Speaker 1: would never have even a threesommer ever considered doing that
Speaker 1: with his wife, and we would like literally live out
Speaker 1: all his little hoass fantasy. I really get tired of
Speaker 1: the people that I've loved in my life, including the
Speaker 1: one I love now who was like, Nigga, you're my bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the ship with you, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: dog me out. You know what's crazy, I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. Um. So, me and my partner went to
Speaker 1: the sex club again, um and this time we actually
Speaker 1: were just being watched, but there was another nice couple.
Speaker 1: But he was white and y'all know, I've never had
Speaker 1: paint dick before, but he was just like really tall, like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he's handsome for a white man.
Speaker 1: And my my boyfriend was like, well, go ahead and
Speaker 1: like go tell him, go join him, like he kind
Speaker 1: of wants me to explain without him, yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, no, I'm good, And so he's like, why
Speaker 1: is your guard up? I think he really wants me
Speaker 1: to like express and enjoy myself and have these multiple
Speaker 1: dicks and it's crazy, you just need another six months
Speaker 1: because I kind of like I want to do MMF,
Speaker 1: but it's crazy because we've talked about this in the past.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it with him, I think
Speaker 1: because it's like I like him to it's crazy. But
Speaker 1: see I don't even let me do ship without him,
Speaker 1: and she just cannot do that MMF with me, and
Speaker 1: I hate that. See. I'm like, y'all, let me suck
Speaker 1: a little dick while you're right there. I want you
Speaker 1: in the room, babe. But see what scares me is
Speaker 1: he's like, man, now you know I ain't go ahead, no,
Speaker 1: come in and do better than me. And I was like, great,
Speaker 1: so then I won't be able to take another dick
Speaker 1: because you're pounding the living out of mine. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, oh no, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like that sounds like a good time. Doesn't confuse me?
Speaker 1: Slapping on my face, like make it so hard that
Speaker 1: I can't concentrate. You ever watching a girl's doing a
Speaker 1: gang bang and she's exhausted. I want to be out
Speaker 1: of I've been prepping for this, bro. You order the
Speaker 1: gym a lot. This is legit me getting ready for
Speaker 1: the gang bang Berry's boot Camp, psych Fitness, Switch Playground, Equinox.
Speaker 1: I have been training to take dick. Let me ask you.
Speaker 1: You set up an MMF threesome. Does the other man
Speaker 1: have a bigger, smaller dick than your man? I don't care,
Speaker 1: no dude. It could be smaller, it could be bigger.
Speaker 1: If it's smaller, it'll be just my mouth. Or it
Speaker 1: could be one of these like you know when you're
Speaker 1: watching porn, it's just like right there. It'll be like
Speaker 1: it'll be a good like handheld divide, like a like
Speaker 1: a shake wit or a stress ball. Just get me
Speaker 1: a dick in the room. You just want to dick
Speaker 1: in the room. Well, speaking of dicks in the rooms,
Speaker 1: we're actually not going to speak about dick in the room.
Speaker 1: But before before we get into the horrible decision. Um,
Speaker 1: I have not really ever done this before, but I
Speaker 1: have a gift, uh for Wheezy today and it's based
Speaker 1: upon this new signing and it's kind of cute and
Speaker 1: I've given you you're ready for the gift, You're ready
Speaker 1: for now. It ain't no hug gonna touch you you
Speaker 1: out here one in Dickson ship. So bit you don't
Speaker 1: want to wear this COVID because we hope, So we're
Speaker 1: gonna I gonna give you one of these that order too.
Speaker 1: So it is horrible decisions. Bamboo ear rings. And I
Speaker 1: made sure to get the seventeen inch ones, seventeen centimeters whatever,
Speaker 1: seventeen So the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hut,
Speaker 1: the same size hole We're the same size, hope. So
Speaker 1: they're horrible decisions bamboo ear rings. Um. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: you can wear them. You don't want to give you
Speaker 1: time you it'll be costume where this will be my
Speaker 1: everyday where so you know, get all So guys, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get into like horrible. Why do you do what
Speaker 1: I mean? Hug, But again, we're embarking on kind of
Speaker 1: like a new journey and a new stage and phase
Speaker 1: and in this and also kind of walking away out
Speaker 1: of quarantine a little bit. Hopefully. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: gonna get apart too. So I hope you guys enjoyed
Speaker 1: in the studio. Thank you, bitch. That is huge. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It is Mandy, where what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Where you gonna work? So? Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: wear it in here. I just cut my brains there
Speaker 1: a little too long. But I wish I d now
Speaker 1: I have a flood all you should sound like you're
Speaker 1: from Florida, that's where you're from. But also like I
Speaker 1: feel like I had a my fair Lady moment when
Speaker 1: I started working in New York corporate world. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got to stop talking like I did, but not me,
Speaker 1: but I would be on the I would be on
Speaker 1: the conference call with like, well, so what what you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Did like? What we what we're doing?
Speaker 1: That only happens when I get upset, And you know,
Speaker 1: it's funny like people maybe like, bitch, who are you?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but each moment of my life, like
Speaker 1: like each accent comes out depending on what's happening, like
Speaker 1: when white people coming there and I'm like, hey, what's up, guys,
Speaker 1: When niggas coming to remind baby's out how and then
Speaker 1: when I do the show. It's a mix of both. However,
Speaker 1: anger translates differently. For example, say I'm gonna pussy as
Speaker 1: whole y'all to death, seg man segu real quick. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to buy this apartment and this bitch has been
Speaker 1: playing games with me, And so what happened is I
Speaker 1: went from like really sweet Jewish girl to bitch, You're
Speaker 1: gonna find out why the fun I have braids on
Speaker 1: my hey ho. She was like, yeah, I'll let you
Speaker 1: know what's going on, because yeah, we accepted draft, but
Speaker 1: we're waiting. I said, I don't work like that. So
Speaker 1: whether you accept my offer because that's the offer that
Speaker 1: you got and you make your commission today, or you
Speaker 1: keep playing with me and you get no money, So
Speaker 1: which would you like to do? Huh, Michelle, They're gonna
Speaker 1: get it. They're gonna go ahead and give it to
Speaker 1: the Jewish people. I'm being so tired. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Let me tell you why
Speaker 1: I'm tired of this bitch ass whole Michelle. First of all,
Speaker 1: the kitchen is a fucking I'm only moving to fucking
Speaker 1: Mexico so that I could have time to remodel. This
Speaker 1: kitchen is so bad. So I go online and I
Speaker 1: look for a black contractor because I've been trying to
Speaker 1: get my money to niggas. Okay, so I look up
Speaker 1: a black contractor some one of our listeners founding for me.
Speaker 1: He meets me at the apartment. I'm like, look, basically,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this apartment for less money, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna come in there. You gotta tell me all
Speaker 1: the ship, even if it's sucked up, or even if
Speaker 1: it's not sucked up, just tell me to see how
Speaker 1: much money. I'm like, give me a look when it
Speaker 1: costs more money, and act like the renovations are high
Speaker 1: so that I can get the price. Loll. He's like,
Speaker 1: I got you broke, no worries. So we go into
Speaker 1: kitchen and he's looking at me. I'm like, so can
Speaker 1: I knock this wall out? And he's like, well, this
Speaker 1: is a load bearing wall. This could be like fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh. Now, I don't know if this nigga's
Speaker 1: line or not. So I'm looking at him like with
Speaker 1: that did he pace like, are you serious? Are you not? So?
Speaker 1: Michelle's like, I don't think fifties? Ah, Michelle, are you
Speaker 1: the contractor? Bitch? No, you're not. I have to pull
Speaker 1: this nick in the bathroom. I'm like, bro, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's real and what's not. I don't know what
Speaker 1: price you're giving me and what not to give me.
Speaker 1: He's like, look, man, you told me to come in
Speaker 1: here and start naming numbers. I don't know what going on.
Speaker 1: By the time we leave, comes up with a quarter
Speaker 1: million in renovations for a two bedroom apartment in the
Speaker 1: Lower East Side. She looked at him and me and
Speaker 1: it's like, we'll need a second opinion. I said, oh wow,
Speaker 1: is it because you don't feel like he's adequate enough
Speaker 1: to do the job? Pull that card? Because I will.
Speaker 1: I will pull the card. Now. What's even worse is
Speaker 1: when she walks out of the apartment. I'm like, so,
Speaker 1: how much is it really gonna be? He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't even know. I'm saying so many numbers. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what's going on anymore, which it's awful, But anyway,
Speaker 1: Michelle's a fucking bitch. I don't never gonna be like, oh, sorry, bitch,
Speaker 1: we gave you a house up. Oh that's fine because
Speaker 1: she doesn't know the name of my show because she
Speaker 1: kept asking me. She kept asking me, and I was like, Michelle,
Speaker 1: it really doesn't matter. You asked me how I get paid?
Speaker 1: The financials are there, the amount of money she took
Speaker 1: part of the Charlemagne She gonna see your face somewhere.
Speaker 1: She don't Michelle or Michelle got a friend listener right now,
Speaker 1: one of the six white listeners about the tent. Well,
Speaker 1: the co op board didn't ask, and that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: They were like, what do you do? I was like,
Speaker 1: I work in a comedy field related to women and
Speaker 1: health and really just trying to uplift my sisters and
Speaker 1: you know, preach health and safety and education to black
Speaker 1: men and women. That's just my passion very much. So
Speaker 1: do I give them dick tips? To know? I don't
Speaker 1: about to say you give them, No, I don't give
Speaker 1: him dick tips. However, have you talked about pegging? You know?
Speaker 1: My co host, she'll she'll tell you anyways, guys, for
Speaker 1: this week's horrible decision. Um, I'm excited to kind of
Speaker 1: just talk about it because so y'all know out and
Speaker 1: skimmed on not really believe in astrology and zodiac. I
Speaker 1: questioned science like a bitch, um, and now we're gonna
Speaker 1: discuss superstition because I ain't gonna hold y'all. Y'all added
Speaker 1: me so much that I actually was scared. So this
Speaker 1: conversation is being brought up because a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I decided to buy my nigga some shoes and what
Speaker 1: a New York He made me really happy. Um. I
Speaker 1: came back from my little trip out west and came
Speaker 1: home to like flowers and dinner, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: he just made me think, Uh, he cannot cook, so
Speaker 1: he just brings food. We always we eat out unless
Speaker 1: I cooked. Um, So he he brought me some flowers,
Speaker 1: which is like my flower Like I love some flowers.
Speaker 1: So he brought me some flowers and then he brought
Speaker 1: uh some dinner, and I was like, oh, he just
Speaker 1: made me so happy. He brought me to the studio
Speaker 1: last time we recorded, so I was like, bad, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to foot and get him some shoes. What
Speaker 1: does nigga wearing sized fifteen? So that wasn't easiest. Nowhere
Speaker 1: had this nigga shoes. So I just bought them some
Speaker 1: slides because we'll be going to the new beach, and
Speaker 1: I got them some running shoes because we'll be doing
Speaker 1: the hiking. So I put on social media, I bought
Speaker 1: this nigga some shoes, y'all. They're like, he's gonna watch
Speaker 1: They're like, guys, don't ever buy your partners shoes because
Speaker 1: those are gonna be the shoes they used to walk
Speaker 1: out of your life. There's also at okay, let the
Speaker 1: watch how much time before you're breaking up? There's another one. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go through the list. I'm trying to guess
Speaker 1: what I know. I feel like i'll ask you, well,
Speaker 1: a lot of it does come from um. I actually
Speaker 1: looked into it. It's actually Chinese, but apparently everyone's black.
Speaker 1: Grandmama said it too, so maybe China is mixed with
Speaker 1: Africa somewhere. I don't know, but we all got the
Speaker 1: same little superstitious anyways, so they was all like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, don't take them shoes back girl, and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, nig I just spend the money on
Speaker 1: the shoes. So I started looking up ways to go
Speaker 1: against the super sitsion. So it was cute. I found
Speaker 1: out the way to break that curse on I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: the way to break that superstition is to get like
Speaker 1: to take a form of payment. So I'm like, baby,
Speaker 1: you gotta give me two quarters for these shoes. And
Speaker 1: it was so cute because he actually left me five
Speaker 1: dimes on the table like so that we didn't break
Speaker 1: the superstition because I was like, baby, you can't leave
Speaker 1: me after I give you these shoes. Like, so he
Speaker 1: paid me for the shoes with if they're gonna leave
Speaker 1: you in slides, he deserves to go, I mean. But
Speaker 1: I also bought him running shoes. So Thenay was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship bit, she's gonna run out to life. I
Speaker 1: was like, shit, um, so let's talk about these other ones.
Speaker 1: So don't gift which is crazy because I asked for this.
Speaker 1: Do not gift knives and scissors. Giving anything sharp such
Speaker 1: as a knife or scissor is bad luck. It's thought
Speaker 1: to sever the relationship. However, here we go like the
Speaker 1: other one the damage can be mitigated if the receiver
Speaker 1: gives something small like a coin and return. So this
Speaker 1: is again, why is it just a coin? Because technically
Speaker 1: it's now like you're buying Why not? Why not? More?
Speaker 1: Why the where does the value of the coin come? Well,
Speaker 1: here's another one that I thought was funny because this
Speaker 1: was one of my second options. Another one is giving
Speaker 1: portraits to someone or photo of yourself. Why bad news
Speaker 1: for egomaniacs and narcissists. Receiving a present with your own
Speaker 1: likeness on it is bad luck, and to receive a
Speaker 1: portrait of yourself is a sign of treachery. Bitch, what's
Speaker 1: the way we here buy ship? That's what it's saying,
Speaker 1: And here goes your your ship? You know what? An
Speaker 1: open opal it says that opals are considered one of
Speaker 1: the most unlucky gemstones and so should be avoided as
Speaker 1: a gift unless the receiver was born in October like me,
Speaker 1: because um, in which case it's negative vibes will be reversed.
Speaker 1: Never said an opal in an engagement ring either, as
Speaker 1: it portends early widowhood. What the fun get a divorce
Speaker 1: if there's an open on your motherfucker's ship? Well, maybe
Speaker 1: I need to give it to somebody when I'm ready
Speaker 1: to break up with them, like hold it real tight
Speaker 1: at night. I wonder, actually, if there's anything about um
Speaker 1: the wallet because you got a wallet for as a gift, right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you showed in. What do that mean? I
Speaker 1: don't see nothing as bitch Parsley. Who's given Parsley as
Speaker 1: a gift? Caucasians metal? Oh, coral coral necklaces. Oh, here's
Speaker 1: a purse. If you give someone a purse or wallet,
Speaker 1: it's important that you make sure you put at least
Speaker 1: money inside of it. Did your come with money inside
Speaker 1: of it? Cheese? As will ensure that the purse will
Speaker 1: never be empty and signifies future wealth. Do y'all remember
Speaker 1: or maybe you guys don't. I did it on Patreon,
Speaker 1: but now I can say it because we're past that.
Speaker 1: This nigga gave me a card to no one who
Speaker 1: heard this part friends are like angels. I wanted him
Speaker 1: to die, mind you. This also related back to sex
Speaker 1: in the City, when he kept giving her gifts and
Speaker 1: he kept saying best and she was like, oh, hell no,
Speaker 1: there's something. It's just very insulting to me to give
Speaker 1: me a card. I don't give a funk if I'm
Speaker 1: your girlfriend yet or not. You don't like cards. I know.
Speaker 1: To give me a card that has anything to do it,
Speaker 1: it need to be loved, It need to be something,
Speaker 1: and like I wanted. When I saw the box and
Speaker 1: what it was, I was just so happy that he
Speaker 1: would get something that was my taste. But I couldn't
Speaker 1: get over the friends or like angels. You did hate that.
Speaker 1: And but here's the thing. Didn't you also say like you?
Speaker 1: Because I know you didn't want to be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I used to talk about how I didn't look at
Speaker 1: my lovers as friends, Like if I like you a lot,
Speaker 1: I don't want to just be your friend, but like
Speaker 1: you believe in having a friendship though, which is what
Speaker 1: we talked about, I don't give it. Damn Okay. What
Speaker 1: I said, what I mean right now is I ain't
Speaker 1: you goddamn friend on his card And they looked at
Speaker 1: me with this look and he goes I like, I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, you got me a card. He was like,
Speaker 1: I never get anybody a card, but I know it
Speaker 1: means a lot to you to get cards, and like
Speaker 1: it took me so long to get the right card.
Speaker 1: I said, really, this took you time, but he called
Speaker 1: you pretty much an angel. Friends are like angels. The
Speaker 1: little does he know you, Lucifer respawn ship take it
Speaker 1: back and you know what. Shout out to Jesse. But
Speaker 1: I just saw a clip from her was talking about
Speaker 1: if I'm your girlfriend, I'm your only girlfriend and if
Speaker 1: you got other home girls, I'm the girl you got
Speaker 1: at home. I'm the only home Now I don't agree. Well,
Speaker 1: I agree to the fact that friend and me, no
Speaker 1: unless it's a girl in front of it. So now
Speaker 1: I actually when I go home, I'm going to take
Speaker 1: a sl I still have it, take a sharpie, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put girls. Friends are like angels. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: this is what you should have done. Nigga. Also, when
Speaker 1: he got me a Valentine's Day card, he was like,
Speaker 1: I remember he got it like the day before something. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're just going in now bringing up Christmas gift in
Speaker 1: Valentine's like this, Nigga just don't take his time to
Speaker 1: ship because he went the day before. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: had no cards left. And I opened my Balantized Day
Speaker 1: card and he said I loved my wife and he
Speaker 1: put a wife and a wifey like wifey, and I
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, nigga, you could have found
Speaker 1: something that I was like. So they had no girlfriend
Speaker 1: cars and he was like, I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: felt like this one was more us wife and he
Speaker 1: wrote the y after Yes he did. Oh he patties. Alright,
Speaker 1: So guys, before we get up out of here, we
Speaker 1: are gonna give y'all a homemail. And this one is
Speaker 1: until that thing it comes um with a sorry, I'm off.
Speaker 1: I was about to say her name, but I remember
Speaker 1: we don't really do good names. So guys, if this
Speaker 1: is your first time listening to us as well, at
Speaker 1: the end of every episode, or at least we tried to,
Speaker 1: when we're on time, we give homemail. If you guys
Speaker 1: want to submit homemaale to us, try and get our advice,
Speaker 1: you can write us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: So the topic for this week is get the dick
Speaker 1: or keep the friendship? Help? Hi, ladies, love the show.
Speaker 1: I need help with a little situation I have going on.
Speaker 1: About a year ago, I met a new group of
Speaker 1: friends and we all became really close. This year, we
Speaker 1: go on trips together and spend most of our weekends together.
Speaker 1: One of the houses we spend most of our time
Speaker 1: is at quote unquote Anthony's house just as just so
Speaker 1: that y'all have names. He and Chelsea Um have a
Speaker 1: two year old daughter and lived together. We often all
Speaker 1: spend the night there on days that we drink. One night,
Speaker 1: I crashed on the couch and in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night I woke up to Anthony laying next to
Speaker 1: me holding my hand. Every time I spent the night after,
Speaker 1: things just kept progressing to massaging and touching, but nothing
Speaker 1: more than that. We then started sexting and he video
Speaker 1: chats me jerking off. Chelsea has told us that their
Speaker 1: sex life has died down a lot since their daughter
Speaker 1: was born, and she claims to not be attracted to
Speaker 1: him as she once was. I can't deny that Anthony
Speaker 1: and I are both attracted to each other very much.
Speaker 1: He keeps wanting to take me on trips to spend
Speaker 1: time together alone so he can dig me down. But
Speaker 1: I'm just hesitant because I know it's wrong, but we're
Speaker 1: both sexually desperate. I haven't dated or had sex in
Speaker 1: ten months. Please give me some advice should I go
Speaker 1: through with it and keep it a secret or stop
Speaker 1: now and keep the friendship? That did I write? I
Speaker 1: never write people back? Love you guys anonymous. We've responded.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare funk that man when you cool with
Speaker 1: his girl? Fucking other nigga? Now read this on the show.
Speaker 1: I think it's cool too, fuck old niggas, of whole niggas,
Speaker 1: of friends. Like if there's if it's a trick ass niggain,
Speaker 1: you want to fucking fine if it's an old nigga
Speaker 1: or whatever. A lot of people have different rules about
Speaker 1: that too. I don't really care. You can suck any
Speaker 1: of my old niggas an my homegirl, but that in
Speaker 1: particular with the baby. My thing is you in her house,
Speaker 1: my nigga? Like that's the trifling part about left about
Speaker 1: email and do you Mandy? But as someone who sucked
Speaker 1: the niggas with girls, don't you feel like this too far?
Speaker 1: But I've never gone to their houses, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is too far? Like yeah, like, bitch, my niggas
Speaker 1: are respectful to their cheating ways and they're not They're
Speaker 1: not bad. Like I'm not fucking playing with them in
Speaker 1: the bed that they share with their wife. Type ship
Speaker 1: like no, Like I just think that hey, hey, let
Speaker 1: me go ahead and break this down re quick because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna a real quick Um. I do think that
Speaker 1: there are a lot of other men out here that
Speaker 1: are available to dick you down. Miss I haven't sucked
Speaker 1: in ten months. But also, um, it shows to me
Speaker 1: where your alliances as far as the friendship. If she's
Speaker 1: saying that their sex drive went down after and they
Speaker 1: told you about their sex and me and like she
Speaker 1: views you as a friend. But also she could be
Speaker 1: going through postpartum depression. There could be things to maybe
Speaker 1: where she hasn't healed all the way since the baby. Um,
Speaker 1: there may be insecurities within herself and the fact that
Speaker 1: you're just taking this as a way to swoon on
Speaker 1: in on her nigga is just beyond trifling. And to me,
Speaker 1: I would think if you do want to move forward
Speaker 1: with fucking him, not to keep it a secret, but
Speaker 1: you need to dead that friendship with her if you
Speaker 1: just want to fuck this nigga, Like this is not
Speaker 1: something where you stay friends with her, break up with
Speaker 1: her to break up with her. If you want to
Speaker 1: fuck this nigga, that bed I would say that that
Speaker 1: you know what, I think so attractive to people, it's
Speaker 1: like they like the sneaky thing, like this happened to me.
Speaker 1: So my first boyfriend, we had a girl who was
Speaker 1: we did this like reality show pilot thing. We had
Speaker 1: a girl who was helping direct it, and he cheated
Speaker 1: on me with her sister. And now they're married, And
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine what the funk it looks like to
Speaker 1: be with one person when you fucked the family member
Speaker 1: in the house, Like, is the closeness and proximity to people,
Speaker 1: which the thing that makes the cheating fun? Because I
Speaker 1: never thought I was like really her, But I wonder
Speaker 1: if it's like there's something about the closeness, like it's
Speaker 1: like fucking a coworker, right, Like one of my ex boyfriends,
Speaker 1: the one that left me for Jesus, we worked for
Speaker 1: the same company and it was like really fun, like
Speaker 1: when we would do like work stuff together, which he
Speaker 1: wasn't ever like my superior or anything, so I guess
Speaker 1: it wasn't that taboo like you were allowed to have
Speaker 1: relationships at that job. But I remember it being fun.
Speaker 1: We would go to conferences, we were do things, and
Speaker 1: then at one point we were training different stories together
Speaker 1: and it was fun ands shit, but like, I can't
Speaker 1: understand for the life of me, why the fuck you
Speaker 1: could take pleasure in like texting this dude after his
Speaker 1: wife or girlfriend or whatever they are talks about like
Speaker 1: how insecure she is or not insecure, how how funked
Speaker 1: up things are with their sex life, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is where I make it better. Like it's one
Speaker 1: thing for a nig to tell you these things about
Speaker 1: a bit you don't know, like shean'll do this and this,
Speaker 1: and that you're hearing it. Yeah, it's it's sucked up.
Speaker 1: So um. Our advice is that don't be a fun
Speaker 1: up person. Um either dead your friendship with her if
Speaker 1: you're going to move forward, definitely don't be a secret
Speaker 1: or did we just get some other dick? There is
Speaker 1: way too much dick out in these the phone and
Speaker 1: they lived together, right, can you imagine? No? I can't imagine,
Speaker 1: because bitch, I would pop off on you even if
Speaker 1: I knew my nigga was massaging you while I sleep
Speaker 1: or holding your hand or doing something like that. Bitch,
Speaker 1: next time you came to my motherfucker house, we motherfucking
Speaker 1: fight and puts us because I I've I've always felt
Speaker 1: like respect bitches, a share hose and trick ass niggas.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a big deal, Like you can
Speaker 1: gladly take like a nigga I live with and I
Speaker 1: have a child with Na, bro, that's that's NA. I
Speaker 1: want to know how she met them, because if she
Speaker 1: met her first, I would die. Not that this isn't
Speaker 1: already bad, but like what could make this worse is that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if she's like really friends with this one, they traveled together.
Speaker 1: This is some trifling ship they did travel together. Um,
Speaker 1: I thought that ship wasn't real at first. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I was like somebody bored with the whole meal. They'd
Speaker 1: be real. I mean like, anyways, guys, we want to
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Speaker 1: through breast cancer and an early menopause and the doctors
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Speaker 1: has a child. Um So again it's kind of beating
Speaker 1: the odds of science and and stuff and her journey scientane,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's why I don't believe
Speaker 1: that ship doctor said she could have had a baby
Speaker 1: and a baby cake, So what the fund is going on?
Speaker 1: And they couldn't explain it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I'm over here giving y'all the non science because
Speaker 1: science they signed you mean science whatever, science fix And
Speaker 1: tomorrow you can listen up for bacsake. Our topic this
Speaker 1: week is trash, and it's not about trash ass niggas,
Speaker 1: but like this trash as nigga that just texts me.
Speaker 1: We legit were it's having lunched me Eddie and he
Speaker 1: was like, what the fund do people do? It? Masks
Speaker 1: after it, and then we started talking about trash and
Speaker 1: loitering and all this kind of ship and when people
Speaker 1: do with trash and the things they make from it
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Oh, I like it because when
Speaker 1: I'll be watching project wrong way, they'd be turning like, Also,
Speaker 1: did you know that the trash that's in the sewer,
Speaker 1: like even your ship you end up drinking later in
Speaker 1: New York filter? But New York does have the best
Speaker 1: filtered water out of the entire country. No, I think
Speaker 1: now we do? We do? New York has the best
Speaker 1: water in the country. There's more. Even my mom will
Speaker 1: be coming up like, oh, I can't drink the water
Speaker 1: from the tap in Florida and she knows like eggs,
Speaker 1: but no, it's actually good water. Like the filtration system.
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Speaker 1: all for tuning in to yet another motherfucking episode of
Speaker 1: horror Decisions. You as well just sorw your pussy at one.
Speaker 1: Wait you fu, you f This sounds like an inside
Speaker 1: because coming hard for real? Is she fine? She just
Speaker 1: want us like your dick. She gotta know how to
Speaker 1: suck dick. She listen to us, but her head. My thing,
Speaker 1: My thing is that like I don't know who's hitting
Speaker 1: me up, Like there's so many just random people that
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just like somebody like your
Speaker 1: situation with a fake you know, catch me And honestly,
Speaker 1: I would be because you got an X and it's
Speaker 1: just like she is. She trying to see what you
Speaker 1: out here doing from now you with two beautiful bitches
Speaker 1: every week, she might think, you know, you know who
Speaker 1: you know? The people that beat the would have been
Speaker 1: asking for us to ship and pee no real quick, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I don't even care as long
Speaker 1: as so real quick. I want you all to note
Speaker 1: we have a listener um in our email who asked
Speaker 1: me and Wheezy to send him dirty panties cotton. No
Speaker 1: I'm about to I was about to talk someties. Let
Speaker 1: me read the new one. You read it real quick,
Speaker 1: and wheezy. I forgot to add something in my previous emails. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assumed that y'all have heard this one. This
Speaker 1: is the first email came across your instagram. Stephen forty
Speaker 1: single from New York City. You're both lovely and gorgeous
Speaker 1: and beautiful. I have a fetish for use panties and
Speaker 1: worn socks, and I would love to buy well used
Speaker 1: panties and well worn socks from both of you. I
Speaker 1: won't mind if the panty and socks are going to
Speaker 1: be old, dirty, sweaty, and stinky. I hope you could
Speaker 1: wear it for at least one day in parentheses twenty
Speaker 1: four hours before packing it. You can put him into
Speaker 1: ziploc bags and ship it over to me. Two panties
Speaker 1: for four hundred, two socks regular cotton for four hundred,
Speaker 1: So that would be a total of eight hundred each
Speaker 1: for your youth. You gotta we gotta do it so
Speaker 1: real quick. I'm gonna read you guys what he wrote
Speaker 1: us today. So I'm waking up and I'm like, oh shoot,
Speaker 1: we got a new email, Stephen, I said us again.
Speaker 1: He said, also Mandy and Wheezy. I forgot to add
Speaker 1: something in my previous email. I also have a fetish
Speaker 1: for golden showers and scat. I would also like to
Speaker 1: buy toilet treats from both of you. I would like
Speaker 1: to buy a bottle of golden shower and a container
Speaker 1: of scat from each of you. I would prefer the
Speaker 1: one from you the morning once you wake up, your
Speaker 1: first release of the day. So two pea bottles four hundred,
Speaker 1: two scat box four hundred. So that would be sixteen
Speaker 1: hundred dollars eight hundred for each of you for the
Speaker 1: entire package. I would be happy. I listen. I would
Speaker 1: be happy to buy these stuff from you both on
Speaker 1: a regular basis, maybe like twice a month. I possible.
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you, nigga that could buy
Speaker 1: the shoes I want right now. So I think, so
Speaker 1: there's these, well, I asked um one of my Well,
Speaker 1: I think, so I want the Gucci is like the Gucci,
Speaker 1: like the nude body looking ones with a big Gucci
Speaker 1: on the side, with a big Gucci on the ones
Speaker 1: I want, But they ate fifties, so them a little
Speaker 1: bit more than the red bottoms that I might may
Speaker 1: as well get. But I was meaning to ask you
Speaker 1: off air if we're gonna do this because I need
Speaker 1: we need to do at a deposit. So Weezy has
Speaker 1: reservations about doing that situation. I don't know why. What
Speaker 1: are the reservations I got? Me and Alex are going
Speaker 1: to the Gymy's like, I can't believe I s the
Speaker 1: reservations difference between that's something about it. Well, we'll label it.
Speaker 1: I'm just I want him to know what I fell
Speaker 1: like I put Mandy on it. Here's the thing, He's
Speaker 1: not gonna different from anybody could do it. But who
Speaker 1: am I going to ask to wear panties for twenty
Speaker 1: four hours? And how am I going to pick up
Speaker 1: thank draws from someone else? I'm gonna have to cut them.
Speaker 1: Why you gotta be staying? Alex is raising his say
Speaker 1: it right now, so you're gonna wear but that's not
Speaker 1: gonna hot and panties. If he's gonna pay me eight hundred,
Speaker 1: you're gonna put your dick and balls and panties because
Speaker 1: because it has to be your size and that's not
Speaker 1: even that. But it's not gonna sound like pussy. That's
Speaker 1: why you can't smell way different than pussy. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you that. Girls, So back to your question, just
Speaker 1: to because honestly, take it from me, we could talk
Speaker 1: privately in the DM listen to me bit so not
Speaker 1: only that I know, um, we read for the ladies,
Speaker 1: but we do have a lot of male listeners. Hold on,
Speaker 1: so I want to actually read this one, um, because
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool, you know, and I
Speaker 1: feel sorry for him. Um. But on another lame what
Speaker 1: he not laid? Are you calling our male listeners to
Speaker 1: say that last one? The dude which who's been with
Speaker 1: his what the girl who wasn't sing him? I just
Speaker 1: got to leave. When I was looking at his page,
Speaker 1: I'm like, he ain't you what do you pay? That's
Speaker 1: where I'm saying, Oh he wasn't I'm calling you what
Speaker 1: it was? He wasn't ugly. I was just ready for
Speaker 1: him to be ugly. And when I you've seen the both,
Speaker 1: he just ain't admitted, but he cheat and I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear that. Ship you as well just throw
Speaker 1: your pussy at one