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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's

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Speaker 1: another jubil. The twenties told me I'm moving point five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Hank. Yeah, I need a job. And excuse man,

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Speaker 1: I said, I need a job. What's up, Hank? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I think you have the wrong number. I don't think so, homeboy.

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Hank? Yeah? This Hank? I just said,

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Speaker 1: this is Hank. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Hey. My cousin

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Speaker 1: Fato told me that you were looking to hire an

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Speaker 1: advertising executive or something like that. So he gave me

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone named Sato. Now fatal like murder

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Speaker 1: like fatal. Y'all don't know Fatal. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: anybody named Sado. You know what, Hey, y'all might know

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Speaker 1: him as Devin. He said he worked with you. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he gave you my number. Yeah that's my cousin.

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Speaker 1: I call him Fatal. Hey, but anyway, Yeah, he gave

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Speaker 1: me your number, says y'all was hiring, okay, and I

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Speaker 1: hear you. Um, look, people aren't applying over the phone,

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Speaker 1: so just you know, go to our website, go to

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Speaker 1: our homepage. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, look hey

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Speaker 1: look we both businessmen, right, and we know it's all connection.

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Speaker 1: It's all about who you know. I know that mother Devin,

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Speaker 1: and he said call you because y'all hiring. So I like,

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Speaker 1: I figured I'll go. But yeah, I hear you, but

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Speaker 1: Devin isn't supposed to be giving out my number. I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to Devin, and when you submit it through the website,

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Speaker 1: you keep just make a note. Oh yeah, okay letter.

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Speaker 1: Hey hey, if y'all want me to be boring, but

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Speaker 1: I like to cut through all the bulls, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like we could just talk right now. Okay, Look,

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Speaker 1: first of all, if you're applying for a job, you

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Speaker 1: don't call somebody and drop curses and and all that.

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Speaker 1: So you know you want to start an cursive well

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Speaker 1: by hey, but I just confused because I thought y'all

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Speaker 1: said drop cursive by ain't even writing stuff like we're talking,

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Speaker 1: we have a conversation, I mean, not cursive cursing, like

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Speaker 1: you're cursing at me, like potentially going to be your boss.

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Speaker 1: And you're I don't like that, you know what. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's my professional now, I'm hey, that's my bad. That's

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Speaker 1: my bad. Here you go again. We wasn't what Listen,

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Speaker 1: if you're interested, go to the website and apply to

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Speaker 1: your Devin's cousin. That's cool. Hey, it sounds like you busy, right,

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Speaker 1: but I'm busy too. I am busy. Y'all don't want

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Speaker 1: to pass this up. I'm gonna tell you right now,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't want to pass this up. Okay, that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: I will make a mental note of that. Now, please

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Speaker 1: apply through the website. You're about to miss the bus,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, y'all gonna be stranded just

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Speaker 1: staying there with your sack lunch like now you'ven able

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Speaker 1: to go to school because y'all miss the bus. Feel me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: ok okay, listen, what's your name again? Poop? You? What

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Speaker 1: is your name? Yeah? Poop? Pooh, poop p double okay, poop?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you ever like a full name? That's the name

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Speaker 1: your mama gave you. Now, my mom calls me Clarence,

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Speaker 1: but y'all could call me poop. That's my nickname. Okay, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: that's not the name that goes on tax for him,

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Speaker 1: So how about like your real name? And that's funny

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Speaker 1: because I just don't pay I ain't pay taxes in

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Speaker 1: a minute, you know what I mean? Right? Okay, but

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna work here, you have to pay taxes. Right.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you say how about this pook? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you tell me why we should be hiring you? Why

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Speaker 1: I'm about to miss the bus? What makes you good

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Speaker 1: at this job? Tell me about to experience poop? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm a progeny man, Like I'm real prodigenic. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's not a real word, but not

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Speaker 1: a real word, but hey, prodigenics means like real good

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Speaker 1: is you know? Like that's me? Okay, it doesn't it

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Speaker 1: doesn't actually it actually doesn't. See dictionary. I don't any language.

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Speaker 1: I just want me to prove it. So why then,

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Speaker 1: let's let's go as real language. Why are you real

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Speaker 1: good at and stuff? All right? Like you advertising executive? Right? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to be. Check this out. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you heard this one before. I'm loving it. Yeah McDonald's,

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Speaker 1: Uh no, that's what you think. I thought of that.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, well if you thought of that, then

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Speaker 1: you know where are you working right now? I mean

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Speaker 1: I obviously working right now. It's a great slogan, and

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Speaker 1: the person who thought of it should be making lots

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Speaker 1: of money and working, you know, one of the high end.

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Speaker 1: And that's because there, hey, them stole from me. I

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Speaker 1: was out, like check it out. I was out with

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Speaker 1: my girls tankard right, she dropped something. She went to

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Speaker 1: go burn it over. I looked at that booty and

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Speaker 1: I was like, ba ba ba I love in it.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw it the next day, like on TV.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure that you know you you looked at

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend booty, and you came up with McDonald's slogan,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure that some ad age and somebody in

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Speaker 1: the dad ad agency was sitting there right behind you

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Speaker 1: and was like, oh, yeah, we should do this. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm sure I'm positive that by the next day

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Speaker 1: that had that on TV. Because because that's how it works,

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Speaker 1: that's how it happens. Executive, you know that, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: how it works. We sit around McDonald's and Starbucks and

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Speaker 1: all those places, and we listened to what people say

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Speaker 1: and then we put on saying, hey, that's good ideas. Hey,

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Speaker 1: people still good ideas all the time, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like good ideas like cars, Man, you just

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Speaker 1: gotta steal them. Sometimes you feel cars not currently But

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Speaker 1: like if I saw a good car and like the

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Speaker 1: keys were in it, I mean, I guess you take it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Hey, if y'all don't give me a job,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be stealing your car, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I bet you got a nice one too, because y'all

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Speaker 1: like executive duppings. I think it's poop. Hey, it's poop.

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Speaker 1: Come on, pook Is this is it's Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, your co worker Devin set you up? Do

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Speaker 1: you mean yeah? Yeah, my homeboy fatal. He said, you

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Speaker 1: guys are hiring for a new position, and you have

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Speaker 1: to talk to a lot of terrible applicants. I think

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Speaker 1: I might rather to hire Pooker with some of the

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Speaker 1: people that I've week up every morning with Jubil phone taps.

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Speaker 1: We point five