WEBVTT - Twihard Knock Life (feat. Peyton Dix)

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<v Speaker 1>One, two, three. Hey, it's sad as if we were

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend briefly that we were on Shade As this show,

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<v Speaker 1>it would just be like whoake moment, White woman in

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<v Speaker 1>You know what is one of my number one fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>is what is it? It's being bitten by a vampire

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<v Speaker 1>or alternately being a vampire and biting someone. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I'm a spooky, spooky, ooogy, spooky vampire girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And in my youth that meant I was really obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with Buffy the vampire slayer interview with the vampire, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you know, vampires kind of like weren't as cool

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute, I think after Buffy ended and they

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<v Speaker 1>became that bitch again with the Twilight song written by

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie Meyer and then turned into a film franchise starring

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Say, I well, was bored

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<v Speaker 1>one summer and read all the books, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>been on that train ever since. And I have been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to force you to watch the Twilight movies for

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<v Speaker 1>so long. Finally, on this past Halloween, we watched Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>together and now we're going to talk about it with

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<v Speaker 1>like the only Twilight stand in the world paying dicks.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a Virgin the show where we give

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday's pop culture today's takes. I'm Rose, damn you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Fran Toronto. Before we sink our teeth into Twilight,

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to talk about what's going on in

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<v Speaker 1>pop culture, you know, give a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>look ahead. Ato. Now that it's a new year, new

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<v Speaker 1>me knew us us. I know that we both saw

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<v Speaker 1>what is my favorite Marvel franchise, maybe in small part

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<v Speaker 1>because I was a preteen and this is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>essentially a twink that squirts come out of his hands. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man, no way else. Look, that's true, That's literally true,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were teenagers. There's something kind of coming about this,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, cartoon comic book series. I loved reading

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<v Speaker 1>it as a kid. Um, this is like my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>superhero of all time. So I had really high X

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man really absolutely, you can shame you all you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no powers are so lame. Uh, I I

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<v Speaker 1>actually can't even I can't even hear to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man is cooler than the Storm from X Men. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not Storm, but cooler than a lot of other superheroes

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. But that's the thing that I love about

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man, and something that I loved about this iteration

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<v Speaker 1>of him in the latest movie No Way Home, was

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<v Speaker 1>that the thing that I've always loved about him, in

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<v Speaker 1>addition to a sense of humor, which I think is

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<v Speaker 1>very singular, is that he's like a really sensitive guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And there there's a lot about his superheroism that like

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<v Speaker 1>isn't is kind of like wrapped up in his very

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<v Speaker 1>like kidlike heartful decision making skills, and like, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that this movie handled that so well in such a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful way. What did you think of the movie? You know, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to like some of the more off the

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<v Speaker 1>beaten path superheroes rather than kind of like the Big

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<v Speaker 1>three that get reinterpreted over and over again Batman, Superman,

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man, Like I think we've seen enough of them,

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<v Speaker 1>But that is like kind of the idea that this

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<v Speaker 1>movie is based off of. It is like, we have

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<v Speaker 1>all these spider Men, let's throw them together. And like

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<v Speaker 1>I will admit that I did even though I like

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<v Speaker 1>knew it was coming, not because I'd seen spoilers, but

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<v Speaker 1>like we all knew Andrew Garfield and Tolby McGuire, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to show up. But when they did, I still

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<v Speaker 1>felt giddy. And I haven't even seen that Andrew Garfield

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man movie. You know, when we I loved the

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<v Speaker 1>Tubby McGuire movies, I think I kind of forget I

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<v Speaker 1>like to the first two. The third one, well, the

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<v Speaker 1>third a third one nobody likes. Um. I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>third one is very camp. I think it's very fun

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<v Speaker 1>to watch, but for me, like you kind of forget

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<v Speaker 1>that all the villains are like these prestige actors. It's

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<v Speaker 1>giving very much like Harry Potter, like where every actor

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<v Speaker 1>is like well has been dominated for an Oscar. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so like I actually love like as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I caught onto like the nuances of

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<v Speaker 1>at Willem Dafoe performance, but when he comes back it

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<v Speaker 1>it is so like it balanced like drama with I

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<v Speaker 1>think a kind of camp that like Willem Dafolk kind

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<v Speaker 1>of brings into a role in a really funny way.

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<v Speaker 1>It did almost feel like a character from an A

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four movie, like found his way into a Spiderman film.

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<v Speaker 1>Those that is such a whip smart assessment, but something

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<v Speaker 1>else as ros mentioned. The fact that they were all

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<v Speaker 1>able to perform an extremely different kind of sensitive guy

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<v Speaker 1>was so funny. And the way they like had these

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<v Speaker 1>kind of little moments of bickering that were kind of

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<v Speaker 1>revolving around how sensitive they all are and how like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like you know, kid like they are still

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<v Speaker 1>was so like well done. I thought Andrew Garfield's Spider

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<v Speaker 1>Man specifically was just really nuanced and self aware. It

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<v Speaker 1>was great, But I mean, the big takeaway of the

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<v Speaker 1>Multiple Spider Man for me was that Andrew and Toby

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<v Speaker 1>should have kiss should have There was a there was

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<v Speaker 1>a vibe that scene where they like did the backcracking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hello there, mama. That was a fan

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<v Speaker 1>fiction waiting to be rid. Speaking of fan service, this

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<v Speaker 1>is also, you know, the first time in Marvel history

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<v Speaker 1>where they made an entire movie using only a meme

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<v Speaker 1>as source material, which is the three Spider Man spointing

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<v Speaker 1>at each other. But the movie just kept like winning

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<v Speaker 1>me back, you know what I mean. Like when doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Strange came in, I was like, is this too many characters?

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<v Speaker 1>But then I was like, actually, doctor Strange is a

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<v Speaker 1>great character, and and it's really really funny and like

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<v Speaker 1>grounded the film in in in an interesting way, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>like there's a moment that Andrew Garfield has that brings

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of closure to his own film franchise, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, is this too much closure? But

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<v Speaker 1>then that moment happened, and like that was just so yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I just like my heart just broke.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so well done. I just thought the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my number one of the year period. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved really, absolute, absolutely well. Speaking of wizards, as Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Strange was you know a wizard in in Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you haven't watched it, but the Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 1>twenty Year of Union just came out on hreo. Max.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go fresh my coffee while you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this one second. Oh thanks, thanks. I mean our

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<v Speaker 1>first episode ever was about Harry Potter, so I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it must be discussed. Listen. It was kind of boring.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of interesting tasts do you have for us? Rows? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the most The funniest thing to me was

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<v Speaker 1>that I was really curious about what they were going

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<v Speaker 1>to do about the you know she who must not

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<v Speaker 1>be named of it at all? Um she did appear.

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<v Speaker 1>There were a couple of interview segments with her, but

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<v Speaker 1>while everyone else's like interviews were presented just like as

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<v Speaker 1>they were all of hers, had a little box on

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<v Speaker 1>the side that said recorded in twenty nineteen to make

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<v Speaker 1>it very clear, like we filmed this before she came

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<v Speaker 1>out as a turf, which I just thought was like

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<v Speaker 1>very like interestingly self aware, and it made me curious

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<v Speaker 1>just like about the future of the way that she

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<v Speaker 1>will interact with Harry Potter as it's presented to a

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<v Speaker 1>mainstream audience. You know, these like anniversaries will keep happening.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the secrets of Dumbledore coming out. This sear

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<v Speaker 1>like Harry Potter is not going anywhere and she will

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<v Speaker 1>forever be connected to it. So like how is that

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<v Speaker 1>going to be man not to get like two into

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<v Speaker 1>the weeds of it. But like I think that if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to involve JK Rolling, that little box should

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<v Speaker 1>say like j K. Rowling said, X, Y and Z,

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<v Speaker 1>and these are things. This is context that is important

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<v Speaker 1>for you to know when you consume things about her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like we said on episode one,

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<v Speaker 1>like the key to like getting out of this is

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<v Speaker 1>not saying like cancel j K rolling, she's out, like

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<v Speaker 1>we're never seeing her again. It's that history has to

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<v Speaker 1>stick to her in order for us all to collectively

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<v Speaker 1>move on and to continue to like consume the things

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<v Speaker 1>that we love, which is Harry Potter. You know, it

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<v Speaker 1>did make me think thank god J R. Tolkien like

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<v Speaker 1>died decades ago, because if he had Twitter, like we

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<v Speaker 1>would not have been able to do our New Year's Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>Lord of the Rings rewatched because I'm sure he would

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<v Speaker 1>be canceled. Canceled. Yeah, I mean, I it's so I

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<v Speaker 1>really missed those movies. That was like really as satiating rewatching.

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<v Speaker 1>Any key takeaways from watching the first Lord of the

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<v Speaker 1>Rings movie. Um, for the thousandth time, it is just

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<v Speaker 1>so gay. It's so gay, Like there's no women except

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<v Speaker 1>r Owen, who's like like you know, she like comes

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<v Speaker 1>in in the scene and like does it dip and

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<v Speaker 1>like say its fronto and like yes, queen. Um, I've

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<v Speaker 1>loved when Bilbo turns into a monster and it is

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<v Speaker 1>essentially like deassified. Um he hit the anti sleigh button. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he does get yasified for for for the second movie,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't he also? Like, Um, Gandalf and Saramon are very

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<v Speaker 1>much like you know says like you get that energy

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. There's just tension that I didn't see there

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<v Speaker 1>when I watched it, you know, as a teen, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was a super fan. Rose was a super fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I owned like the visual companions, I owned, like the

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<v Speaker 1>ring from like the official catalog that I wore around

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<v Speaker 1>my neck like I was that girl. I honestly, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to watch the second and third movies now. I

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<v Speaker 1>I need I will be as well, because I need

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<v Speaker 1>something to keep me busy um between Sunday's. Literally, all

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<v Speaker 1>I do now is wait for a new episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Yellow Jackets to come out. Okay, fran you finally watched

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<v Speaker 1>it last night, finally. What do you think this episode? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a little goaded. I feel like you told

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<v Speaker 1>me that this franchise was not scary. And the opening

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<v Speaker 1>scene is a woman getting like impaled in a grave

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<v Speaker 1>and like a scary mask guy. And well, you and

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<v Speaker 1>I just have different ideas of what scary is. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's more of a you know, gory psychological thriller.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not call it scared. I would I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a a warning to the stoner's out there.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a braided narrative. Okay, so braided narratives are

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<v Speaker 1>extremely difficult to follow and comprehend when you're stoned. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a basically two timelines alongside each other,

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<v Speaker 1>one in the future, one in the past of a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of dystopian Lord of the Flies esque survival story. Yeah. Someone, um,

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<v Speaker 1>someone I follow on Twitter. His name's Nolan. He's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>He put it really perfectly yesterday he said, um, yellow

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<v Speaker 1>Jackets is lost for swift ease and could not be

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<v Speaker 1>more true, and that that is truly all you need

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<v Speaker 1>to know and the best recommendation I can give anyone. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't get get really two into it because fran

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to spoil it for you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about spoiling our listeners, but you I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to able to experience it. But you know, the girls

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<v Speaker 1>are girling. Everyone is so good. Juliette Lewis, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Tawny Cypress is like a revelation to me. I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's so amazing. Christina Ricci, oh my god. And Melanie

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<v Speaker 1>Lynskey say her name. I have been standing her since

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<v Speaker 1>ever after in Coyote Ugly and I'm happy to see

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<v Speaker 1>her like getting these roles that give her a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more of what she's do And there's a moment

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<v Speaker 1>coming you'll see in a few episodes in where Christina

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<v Speaker 1>Ricci does something too a song from Fandom of the Opera,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like the best thing I've seen on

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<v Speaker 1>TV and forever. Of course it has to do with

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<v Speaker 1>fanom of the Opera in some way. Of course, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm sorry to bring it up, but I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen you in a while. And the last episode

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<v Speaker 1>of End just like that was worth a brief discussion.

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<v Speaker 1>Um started with shady As saying, yes, Queen, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>electric chair what Although I do have to say I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked this episode. I think the episodes are getting

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<v Speaker 1>better and better. I mean, like they still contain these

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<v Speaker 1>really cringing moments and awful writing. But I think the

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<v Speaker 1>scene with Miranda, despite the cringing nous of Jadaz like,

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<v Speaker 1>was really good and I really loved the confrontation that

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<v Speaker 1>it led to between Carrie and Miranda. It felt like

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<v Speaker 1>that thing that Sex in the City did so well,

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<v Speaker 1>which was taking heightened comedy, heightened sexuality, and heightened interpersonal

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<v Speaker 1>drama and blending them all together in a really perfect way.

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<v Speaker 1>And then also what I loved in this most recent

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<v Speaker 1>episode was when Carrie texted Samantha about talking about her

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast, and like the score came in and

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<v Speaker 1>it sound own did like the Sex and the City

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<v Speaker 1>theme music. It was like it was like a really subtle,

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<v Speaker 1>lovely little touch. Also, like you and I talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of like I do think that the storyline

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<v Speaker 1>with Charlotte, which like is kind of separate from the

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<v Speaker 1>main drama about her child coming out as transfer, non

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<v Speaker 1>binary or whatever, like changing their name, Like, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of good. Like I think a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff that they're getting wrong with Jay, they're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of getting right in a way with Charlotte. Like on

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<v Speaker 1>its face, someone would look at that and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're dead naming their child, blah blah blah. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's actually a very realistic representation of what it

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<v Speaker 1>must be like to be a parent and to have

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<v Speaker 1>your child came out as trans. And I say this

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<v Speaker 1>as someone who came out as trans to their parents,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, with the increased cringe genus of Miranda and Carrie,

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<v Speaker 1>Charlotte is currently my favorite of the three and it's

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<v Speaker 1>because you're Charlotte. I am not Charlotte. How dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>That is slander? I will I will literally sue, call

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<v Speaker 1>my attorney, Call my attorney. Random that was so irresponsible,

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<v Speaker 1>because you might be a little busy right now. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>we are, I maybe taking out an extremely egregious error

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<v Speaker 1>of the episode where in Charlotte was trying to collect

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<v Speaker 1>black friends, which I'm really interested in whiteness, investigating whiteness

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<v Speaker 1>and white whiteness, critiquing whiteness. And I thought that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of good stuff like that in that episode, however,

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<v Speaker 1>not to the point of Charlotte needing to diversify her

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<v Speaker 1>friend groups so bad that she almost kidnaps her neighbor,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was hard to watch. Yeah, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>like that is kind of an honest depiction of people

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<v Speaker 1>who are trying to I don't know, like decolonize there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like social lives and like the way they interact

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<v Speaker 1>with the world, like making like dumb mistakes like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that we as a group consueing this show

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<v Speaker 1>need to like see these characters as flawed, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's necessary to enjoy them and I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people aren't catching onto that there needed to

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<v Speaker 1>be a brief moment of contention or explanation as to

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<v Speaker 1>why what Charlotte did was wrong, because I at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the episode, you know, lt W was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just like, oh yeah, don't worry about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, uh, well, I mean that it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's trusting. It's trusting the viewer to be a little

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<v Speaker 1>smarter they're not. Also another thing, I saw this thing

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok that was talking about how with Betty White's passing,

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<v Speaker 1>someone was talking about how all of the women on

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<v Speaker 1>Sex in the City are the same age as all

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<v Speaker 1>the women were when Golden Girls started. Oh yes, mid fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and that the only difference, like the

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<v Speaker 1>main difference of why they look younger is their hair,

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<v Speaker 1>because the gold Golden Girls they all had you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like grandma hair. My my brains started to wind together

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<v Speaker 1>a joke about Betty White being Carrie Bradshaw's last har crux,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't quite didn't quite tie it together. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just say what our Carrie Bradshaws hardcrocks is. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Manola blonics that got stolen yes um, which

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<v Speaker 1>she now has back, the Carrey necklace, the Carrie necklace,

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<v Speaker 1>her top evidently the heart of the ocean, as the

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<v Speaker 1>dol Chay co that she walked down the runway and

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<v Speaker 1>then it fell and then used as a blanket when

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<v Speaker 1>she had her first night back in her old apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you notice that moment? I didn't that it was

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<v Speaker 1>such a good fan service moment she wore the dol

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<v Speaker 1>chay coat that she fell in as a blanket. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't notice that Stanford is one of her hor crux?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that's he's in Japan? Okay, the same way that

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<v Speaker 1>Neguini was one of Baltimore's hor CrOx? Is that a note, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I could have it could have been better written?

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<v Speaker 1>And then that posted that post. It is the last

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<v Speaker 1>of Carrie's horcros. Is that in case you hadn't picked

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<v Speaker 1>it up through context clues. Our guest today is social strategist,

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram diva, Twilight historian and all of our story her

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<v Speaker 1>historian and all around monster little monster. Okay, well let's

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<v Speaker 1>not do that. Peyton Dicks is here in the studio today.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the most chaotic intro. I think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard my life, but that only makes sense for this

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<v Speaker 1>scenario pretty so much for being here. I truly believe

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<v Speaker 1>that if we had a podcast, which we do, and

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<v Speaker 1>we were doing an episode of Twilight, which we are,

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<v Speaker 1>but we had a guest who wasn't you, which we

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<v Speaker 1>would never do, I think like within six hours of

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<v Speaker 1>being released, a drone would strike me, because I do

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<v Speaker 1>think you have access to that kind of power. I do.

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<v Speaker 1>There are people I know or you would send the

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<v Speaker 1>vaultry after right, where the hell have you been? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god? The first one of the yeah, yeah, more

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<v Speaker 1>to come. Don't think it ends there please. Some important

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<v Speaker 1>context I think to all of this is that Rose

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<v Speaker 1>and I have attempted to watch the first Twilight movie

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<v Speaker 1>several times. Okay, let's not okay, let's let's clear that up.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you have attempted to watch it, I have watched it.

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<v Speaker 1>What has happened is I have told friend many times

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<v Speaker 1>I love Twilight, let's watch it. And specifically, we were

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<v Speaker 1>on a vacation in Big Bear last November, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was beautiful, it was snowing, and I said, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>we're watching Twilight. It is time. And we put the

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<v Speaker 1>first Twilight movie on and in five minutes, this girl

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<v Speaker 1>was dead to the world, asleep, stone and asleep. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I did, watched Twilight and the next

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<v Speaker 1>night Frand said, oh, let's watch the next one, so

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<v Speaker 1>we put on New Moon and my my favorite as well. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes in she was asleep. I was watching New

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<v Speaker 1>Moon asleep. Next night, A clips this actually feels like

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<v Speaker 1>like targeted terrorism. Let's watch it. Just kidding. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when we left the vacation and went home, I watched

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<v Speaker 1>Breaking Dawn parts one and two because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I already watched the first three movies. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>have the whole experience. You gotta finish. Peyton, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell us what your experience with Twilight. What

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about the like did you read the books first?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch the movies first? Like tell me how

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<v Speaker 1>you fell in love? I read the books, but I

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<v Speaker 1>actually only read them after I saw the movie because

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, so that made me horny? What else?

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<v Speaker 1>And like waiting between movies for them to come out?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, I need to get my fix

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<v Speaker 1>in between, and like I also the thing about me

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<v Speaker 1>is when you're a twyhard. You're naturally a yeah twyard,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just sit with that's what our community is called.

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<v Speaker 1>You think the barbs are strong though, why hearts are stronger?

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<v Speaker 1>The overlap, Remember there's also a lot of overlap. You're

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<v Speaker 1>naturally a Crispian, which obviously, as we all know, is

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<v Speaker 1>a christ and Suward stand and I think I also

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<v Speaker 1>just awakened my at the same time, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>knew that I was just really gay. Um, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, I was imagining three songs

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<v Speaker 1>with Robert and Chris to and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, here it's happening. I'm a bisexual. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's actually looking like Christian. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>Christian is winning in this in this course, um, like

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<v Speaker 1>as she does. Anyway, I think like my love for

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<v Speaker 1>Twilight started with them and then moved to the books

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<v Speaker 1>and then back into the series in general. But I think, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we'll get into this more later, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so interested in its renaissance now because it was something

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<v Speaker 1>that was like, of course, a huge I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>could following such the wrong word because it was huge.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a blockbuster movement, It was a phenomenon. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a saga. It was a saga literally shaped culture.

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<v Speaker 1>It like changed the water did. Literally. It was when

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about cultural phenomenons and like the like, especially

0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:49.159
<v Speaker 1>young adult culture, It's like Twilight. It was Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 1>to Twilight to Hunger Games. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>Twilight to fifty Shades of grat pipeline. We all fall

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<v Speaker 1>the true pipe. Um. But yeah, I think like for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been asked this question before and I literally don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I have like the thing that sparked it. It

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<v Speaker 1>It just was like this makes sense, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if that's like I watched like Vampire Diaries,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not that I'm like deep, okay, hot that's

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:23.000
<v Speaker 1>getting becomes a vampire. It falls off right. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually had enough of this and it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>bad joke. I mean, I like shitty things. That's my taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Levels that I have terrible types. Absolutely absolutely. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this a little bit last night and Rose was

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<v Speaker 1>very defensive about like me being like, yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like there's this kind of like ironic, like so bad

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<v Speaker 1>it's good kind of element to Twilight. Um, but also

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I feel like this is like watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's I think that's part of what that when you

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<v Speaker 1>were saying the renaissance that it's in now, like so

0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:54.520
<v Speaker 1>much of it is like our love to like watch

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<v Speaker 1>things that are like kind of bad, along with like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, lesbian subtext and like camp and Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>we were arguing about this, which is that I think

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<v Speaker 1>when Twilight came out, it maybe people I think people

0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>were earnestly enjoying it, and I think now I don't

0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:15.480
<v Speaker 1>think that people are liking it. Ironically, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>reaction to Twilight when it came out, and I think

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:21.280
<v Speaker 1>the critique of it was very this is something that

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 1>teenage girls love, so it's dumb. And also then maybe

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:30.280
<v Speaker 1>there was some discourse about it, like glorifying toxic relationships

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<v Speaker 1>because which is, um, yeah, Edward was a monster. But

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<v Speaker 1>now that it's come back, I think it's more about

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<v Speaker 1>people just kind of earnestly liking it, and the discourse

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 1>is more about the things that maybe we actually should

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<v Speaker 1>be having discourse about, which is you know, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>depiction of like indigenous people and codependent relationships and yeah,

0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:03.680
<v Speaker 1>so we are in a twice Dad's a cab, including Charlie,

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:06.960
<v Speaker 1>because I see some people saying a cab except Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no no, no, it still includes him. We're rounding up.

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<v Speaker 1>But like he did carry that film on his back

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 1>though too. He was the hottest person in the first

0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm a great actor in that movie, but not a

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<v Speaker 1>good dad and threatening gun violence on a vampire first

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:26.080
<v Speaker 1>of all, losing battle okay, But like, I don't know,

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:29.479
<v Speaker 1>I think, um, what's funny with this reinvigoration of like

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<v Speaker 1>what we see on like TikTok and everything. I do

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<v Speaker 1>think it's farnest. I do think people generally are like

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<v Speaker 1>this is. And you brought up the example of like

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<v Speaker 1>even Fran wanting to watch like the next one. I

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<v Speaker 1>recently came home um to l A and I just

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<v Speaker 1>watched it for myself to take the edge off. And

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<v Speaker 1>my mom was like doing laundry next to me, like

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<v Speaker 1>not paying attention, but got tired and was about to

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<v Speaker 1>go to bed, and they like kept peeking her head

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<v Speaker 1>back in and be like, wait, so is she gonna

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 1>she gonna break up with him? Or what can happen?

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:58.119
<v Speaker 1>Like literally the ground one being like, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>need to know what happens with this it is enthralling.

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<v Speaker 1>So actually, on that note, Fran, what did you think

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<v Speaker 1>of it? So last night Frand and I watched Twilight.

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<v Speaker 1>I finally forced him. I kept hitting him and pinching

0:26:10.680 --> 0:26:13.640
<v Speaker 1>him so he would stay like, what did you think

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<v Speaker 1>of Twilight? Well, I have to also say that that

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<v Speaker 1>that was now my fourth attempt to watch Twilight. I've

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<v Speaker 1>also tried to watch it twice before with an X

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<v Speaker 1>and I fell asleep both times. So on fourth watch,

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<v Speaker 1>when I finally got all the way through it, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I was definitely um over stimulated something. As someone

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<v Speaker 1>who had not a ton of context into the films,

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<v Speaker 1>I think what was just immediately shocking is like the

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<v Speaker 1>horrid Instagram filter they have over like the entire film.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk about the blue field? Okay, why does Edward

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 1>look blue? I think that's like something that was really

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:50.439
<v Speaker 1>baffling to me on like a cold watch. Was that

0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 1>like the in you know, my cultural memory. It's like

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>these two were like the hottest romantic leads in ever

0:26:57.359 --> 0:27:00.600
<v Speaker 1>existence of like any romantic movie. And when I watched

0:27:00.600 --> 0:27:03.400
<v Speaker 1>this movie last I was like, both of them look

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:07.360
<v Speaker 1>straight up bad like corpses. I need you to ride

0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:15.439
<v Speaker 1>for we can't let do this to her. Okay, I'm sorry, Edward,

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Edward Cullen looks sick. It was. It was just very disoriented,

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 1>like why didn't they color break this film? Well, let's

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>be let's be clear, in five movies Roberts foundation never

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:32.600
<v Speaker 1>matched his neck, no, not on. It was actually an

0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 1>act of resistance that they do and exacerbated by his

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 1>wig and the breaking. We have to take a moment

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>to talk about the wigs. Okay, so I just let's

0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>start with the worst one, which is obviously Bella's wig

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 1>in a clip, thank thank you, well please speak speak

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:57.480
<v Speaker 1>to it? Well? I like, what was Taylor Lawner's wig?

0:27:57.600 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Like better than Oh? It was so good that last

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>night Rose googled if his real hair? Are you? I

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 1>was like that, I cannot know. It definitely still is

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>a wig. I we weren't hopefully doubting that. But like

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 1>out of all the wigs on the the in the movie,

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>which there are plenty to pick from, undress like, you're

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:22.639
<v Speaker 1>not going to do this to your lead because you

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 1>know you have budget. You have budget to lay that

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:28.159
<v Speaker 1>fucking wig, and you just you left her out there

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 1>to dry like she was doing Runaway, So I think

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:32.199
<v Speaker 1>so she had cut her hair and looked great, but

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 1>like seeing what the girls on TikTok are doing with

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 1>with their hair, like and they did our girl like that.

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean I was reading that like Kristin Stewart wanted

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>to like cut her hair throughout the entire franchise because

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 1>you know she's lesbian. I've heard that too, right, but like,

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:52.960
<v Speaker 1>but they kept bribing her and offering her financial compensation

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 1>to not cut her hair until she finally did for

0:28:54.960 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 1>the Runaways and ethics that obvious. Okay, so you felt

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 1>like one blue foot. Okay, they were in they were

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 1>in Washington. They're trying to paint a picture. And also

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the context is that the first Twilight movie was a

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>pretty small kind of India. And also, as I told

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Fran last night, it's the only Twilight movie directed by

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 1>a woman, Catherine Hardwick Hardwick lifting her up in prayer

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and that baseball scene gave birth to me. Okay, one

0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 1>She was apparently the highest grossing female director for like

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 1>any release at the time, which is crazy. But also, um,

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I the first time we tried watching Twilight, I fell

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>asleep and then woke up during the baseball scene, and

0:29:43.640 --> 0:29:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the fuck is going on? Why

0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>is there a plot culminating at the point of a

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 1>baseball game? And what does this have to do with

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>vampires versus werewolf? Well, the thing is that nothing happens

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 1>in Twilight. No, nothing, I kept asking. It was like

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I think, okay, when they're it's like, we're fifty minutes

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 1>into the movie. They're fully in love, like the steaks

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 1>are like life and death, but they have barely had

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:10.920
<v Speaker 1>a single conversation, like have not made out or kissed yet,

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like where, Like how did this happen into that? Yeah,

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 1>that's right, very like we don't even need to talk.

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's a horny movie? Despite them being

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:28.160
<v Speaker 1>very chased? Well, yeah, I feel like the whole entire

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>series is just edging until they finally in that aisle

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 1>as May and and you know, their sex scenes like

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>they're supposed to be, you know, like the hottest thing ever,

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 1>the best, Like there's that line, but what Bella doesn't

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>bring Dawn part two? Like how we ever going to

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 1>do anything else? And like their sex looked horrible. They

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 1>just don't cut to the bed being broken. They didn't

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>show the back to it was like one crunch under

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Edward's hand. And I will say that unfortunately that was

0:30:57.720 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>working for me. It's like I can't even imagine. I

0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 1>think what they were may be trying to do is

0:31:03.560 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 1>like leaving it up to the imagination. But that's not

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>It's never been great writing. Don't get it twisted. These

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>books were not well written. No, that was another thing

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I was explaining to France Um that the movies are

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 1>significantly cooler than the books. Like I was talking about

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the khaki skirt. So, for anyone who's not familiar in

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 1>the in Twilight the novel, when Bella goes to meet

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Um Edwards family, the infamous is she of an Italian scene.

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Um in the books she has described as wearing her

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>sexiest outfit which makes Edward go crazy, and it is

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:47.480
<v Speaker 1>a floor length khaki skirt. So if you didn't know

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 1>this book was written by a Mormon woman, that the

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>jig is up. Well, I mean, at least you know

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>the movie stuck to you know the literary principles, and

0:31:57.560 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 1>that Kristin Stewart was dressed terrible. The entire like everything

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>she wore was like coals? Do you have that? Did

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 1>you see the TikTok of like, um, what is this

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:11.959
<v Speaker 1>like Bella Swan sale going on at Arica half but

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>like my girl loved Headley double like double layer, double layer,

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>low rise jeans, horrible card against Oh my god, the

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>card again that she wears to the dress at the end.

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 1>This is so humiliating. Why did she do that though?

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:35.479
<v Speaker 1>I mean, well because because Bella is the not like

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 1>other girls girl, Yeah she is, that's her. That's her

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>whole thing. Well, her her only character trait is that

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:47.959
<v Speaker 1>she's awkward, right, and that's it okay, And they're like obsessed.

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I love that, love love love it. And I was

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 1>just like I think at that time they're like not

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 1>to take this somewhere else, but like Christmas, who I

0:32:55.680 --> 0:33:00.080
<v Speaker 1>do think is like my wife obviously obviously that's you

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>know she's listening, hey girl. Um, but I feel like

0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 1>it was always tough to be like this skinny, tiny,

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:12.479
<v Speaker 1>little ciss white girl is like the epitome of like

0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>everyone wants. So we're talking Jacob, we're talking Edward, like

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 1>even that little freaky vampire the want to kill her

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 1>like and then I'm sitting here like huh her, well,

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 1>like Kristen Stewart. Yes, different Bella huh okay um, she's

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 1>nice hair. In the first movie, like there was not

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 1>much there to work with and that felt offensive to witnessed.

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:41.480
<v Speaker 1>To be witnessed too. Yeah, the movie, the movies really

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 1>and the books kind of tell and don't show why

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Bella is interesting, why her and Edward are in love.

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 1>It's just that like they are, so that's it. They

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>are in love. They have the greatest love that has

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>ever existed, and that's just it. And Liken Hendrick had

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 1>points in that movie she she was. Last night, Fran asked,

0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>does Anna Kendrick become a vampire? Can you imagine she

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>should have happened, because she would like check all of

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 1>these period she would have been, she would have been,

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 1>she would have killed Victoria, and she would have killed

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.719
<v Speaker 1>all the colors. I mean when we were that was

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 1>another question that I had when we were watching is

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>this we were like looking through I was like asking

0:34:29.560 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>about like when people were watching this from the start,

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.799
<v Speaker 1>did it immediately have like a like a kind of

0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 1>like lesbian subtext to it, Like was like the awkwardness

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>of like Kristen Stewart like kind of a part of that,

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know what a lot of people fell

0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 1>in love with when they first watched it. I mean

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 1>when I first watched it, I don't know if I

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I think I was adding in any subtext because I

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>just was like a baby gay And then like later though,

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember, like one, I always hated Alice. I never

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:05.359
<v Speaker 1>understood like the Alice Bella shipping like that. I guess,

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Dean Rosalie, thank you, That's what I'm like, Um, bully me.

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually this is what and we can unpack that later.

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 1>But like I was just like Alice and her. I

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand Rosalie and her I was shipping that. And

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Edward is also by proxy a lesbian

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>as well, obviously sure, yeah, yeah, he dresses like he

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>does he does and just like is a little controlling.

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>And it's also and he drives like you know, a

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Volvo be sponsored by Volvo, like the ugliest cars, the

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 1>ugliest cars, Like well, it's like it's like k it

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 1>was like that was the one thing. She's like he

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:48.960
<v Speaker 1>has to drive, Okay, listen, he contract die on this hill.

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.400
<v Speaker 1>The thing about like the Volvos and the khaki skirts

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and like the intensity of like their immediate connection all

0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. Like when I was watching again, like with

0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:00.160
<v Speaker 1>no context, it's just like immediately vibes like an as

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 1>in like an allegory for like the prison of heterosexuality,

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:08.960
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Well, yeah, because eventually they

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:12.240
<v Speaker 1>get married. As soon as she graduates from high school,

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 1>she immediately gets pregnant and dies and then and then

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.920
<v Speaker 1>they are together forever. Yeah, exactly. And also there's like

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's watching it like retrospectively, we now know

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>that like both of those actors like kind of hate

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the film now, like don't have like a I guess,

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Robert Pattinson says he regrets it, right question marks.

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I think he's come around to it more recently. I

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:42.319
<v Speaker 1>think so too, And I think like what's probably tough

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 1>about that is not just like the obviously the cringe

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:48.839
<v Speaker 1>e elements of it, of course, but I think it's

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>also the relationship was so tied to that relation to

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>that movie, and I feel like what they went through

0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 1>in there, and I don't know them just for the

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>record of personally, but I could understand how like being

0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:04.840
<v Speaker 1>in such a young intense relationship in a very very

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>visible movie and like at that time was probably the

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>most stressful, terrible experience, like you can't do anything at

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.399
<v Speaker 1>all together. And then like, I don't know, I think

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>that when I think about the movies, I always think

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 1>about the relationship to like it's almost impossible for me

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:24.839
<v Speaker 1>to not think about like the you know, would never

0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>mention his name here, but like think about who tweeted

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 1>about the cheating scandals when for about well, Twilight Mania,

0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 1>you know, like the the whole celebrity gossip culture of

0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 1>because you know, this was still the late odds, early

0:37:40.760 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, celebrity gossip culture. They were on every magazine

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>when she cheated on him. That was the biggest story

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>in the world. Um, so yeah, there must be there

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:55.560
<v Speaker 1>must have been so much pressure on them about those movies,

0:37:55.600 --> 0:38:02.040
<v Speaker 1>and especially thinking like an audience of primarily young women, Um,

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 1>it just must have been a lot. Yeah. I just

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 1>felt like that must that that stress must be tied

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>both of those things. Of like that movie that doesn't

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like a full representation because I think people watch

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 1>that movie and they're like, oh, christ and Sets a

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>terrible actress, And I'm like, if you don't fucking go

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>watch Personal Shopper and shut then up. A personal shopper

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Stand podcast. Good to know I'm in good company. Um,

0:38:27.200 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 1>but you know what I mean, like that like summation

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:32.239
<v Speaker 1>of both of them actually, but like brab Pttson was

0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 1>an amazing actor and so was Kristen, But um, I

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 1>feel like they're just like we have to move so

0:38:37.600 --> 0:38:39.319
<v Speaker 1>so deeply far away from that so that we can

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe now like settle in that fact. But also when

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:45.759
<v Speaker 1>you're a celebrity, you're just kind of immediately treated as

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:48.839
<v Speaker 1>an adult. But like Kristen sir was so wasn't she seventeen?

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:52.479
<v Speaker 1>She was cast? Oh my god, that's great. And Robert

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Pattinson was like twenty one or something. They were, even

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 1>though he the makeup and everything makes him look like

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 1>he's like thirty four, I don't think he looks. But yeah,

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>we need to talk somewhere about some of the other

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>stylistic choices, because the thing is everyone's hair and looks

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 1>changed from movie to movie. There is no consistency whatsoever.

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:22.720
<v Speaker 1>Rosalie is kind of like done the dirtiest um Jasper. Also,

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 1>his hair in the in Twilight is rough. Yeah, he

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 1>goes through it. He also was a confederate sold to

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 1>those um Carlyle is I don't know. There are sometimes

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.879
<v Speaker 1>where I think he's kind of hot, there's others. Fran

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 1>was commenting that the scene the flashback of Carlyle turning

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Edward into a vampire very home that they definitely, you know,

0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Edward tells Bella that he's a virgin but with girls,

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>and we talk about like the construct of virginity in

0:40:02.120 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 1>this franchise because they're both virgins, right, there's this kind

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 1>of like attention toward like purity culture and like the

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 1>perfect like I've never been in love before, I've never

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:13.640
<v Speaker 1>had sex before, but like he was like a hundred

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and eight and like you're a virgin, like loser like.

0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, the whole, the whole, main plot

0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>of all of Twilight is Bella trying to get that dick. Yes,

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>she's just trying to funk and that's what she's going through.

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, and eventually it kills her. I get that

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>among us has not. She is so horny and he's like, nope,

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 1>we have to wait until we get married. And then

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 1>they get married and have sex and she dies. She's

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 1>like worth it. And that is that supposed to be

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:49.759
<v Speaker 1>like an allegory for Mormonism or whatever like that kind

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 1>of like part of this Stephanie Stephanie Meyer, who wrote

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Twilight is a Mormon, and wait, still a practicing Mormon.

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 1>What I thought at least she would have given it

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 1>up as she entered society or something. She hasn't entered society.

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't tweet. She stays quiet. YEA, that's actually a

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.919
<v Speaker 1>really wise choice so we can still enjoy Twilight because

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:19.480
<v Speaker 1>because I think if she was tweeting, it would be

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 1>a different story. Absolutely, Oh my god, there are all

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:38.879
<v Speaker 1>these little things when I think about Twilight at these

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:43.479
<v Speaker 1>moments that like, it's been really reassuring to see on

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:46.799
<v Speaker 1>TikTok or someone noticing because I felt like at the time,

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>like this is such a small example. But I remember

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 1>thinking and like losing my mind over when she was

0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:57.279
<v Speaker 1>shaking the catchup in the first movie and nothing comes

0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>out and then she puts it back down, and I

0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:02.359
<v Speaker 1>remember were being like, what the fuck? And I think

0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 1>it was like the most annoying thing. Why does she

0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:08.760
<v Speaker 1>hold the catch up like that? Her grip is so loose.

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Girl is a microcosm for this film. It is it

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>is a woman who has truly virtually no free will

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 1>and tell like a man tells her what her desires

0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 1>love so she can barely squeeze a catch up Like

0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:25.400
<v Speaker 1>that makes complete sense to me. I think I understood

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>it immediately. I do want to talk a little about

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Twilight and like vampire Cannon, because these vampires are not

0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>vampiric um. You know, I love vampire media. I grew

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 1>up on Buffy Um interview with a vampire. And you know,

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of the things that people a

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:51.799
<v Speaker 1>lot of the criticism about Twilight when it first came

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:54.920
<v Speaker 1>out was like, these vampires are dumb, they sparkle, they

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 1>don't have thangs. Um, what are you into? You know,

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:01.120
<v Speaker 1>we touched on the vampire your Diaries, but are you

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 1>into other vampires stuff? And how do you think Twilight compares?

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:09.440
<v Speaker 1>What was that HBO show Blood? Yeah? I was knee deeper.

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to do bad the best opening credits? Yeah

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 1>so good. Also like cast um, it's really good. I

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>thank you. I've been practicing. Um. Yeah, I think like

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I've seen an interview with the vampire. I didn't really

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>like compare them because it doesn't feel it feels like

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 1>two different worlds for me. And maybe that answers your question. Well,

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:35.839
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of what's missing from Twilight's Vampires is an

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 1>element of camp. And I think maybe that's kind of

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 1>what we're exploring through the Twilight extended universe now, Like

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:46.680
<v Speaker 1>on TikTok and meme, culture is making this thing camp

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 1>be rather than ironic. Um, you know, like the bella,

0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 1>where have you been? Loca of it all? Like in

0:43:55.560 --> 0:44:00.319
<v Speaker 1>The Ringer, that's low key the sleeper for me. And

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I do think I set you a voice aboutn't almost

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:08.439
<v Speaker 1>sending time of voice because just like, uh, you should

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 1>have seen me while we're watching the movie last night

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:12.319
<v Speaker 1>when that came out. I was like, brand this is

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the best song. This is the banger, And I was

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:18.719
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, and I did say I think. I think

0:44:18.800 --> 0:44:26.080
<v Speaker 1>like the soundtrack is like of why I love Twilight such.

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like, do you have a favorite

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 1>song out of any movies? I do. I think the

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 1>one that starts at all that when a than Bush

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:37.640
<v Speaker 1>that is one of the best. I also really love

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Satellite Heart. New Moon was I mean, that was my

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:44.640
<v Speaker 1>favorite movie and my favorite soundtrack. Honestly, Okay, why is

0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 1>New Moon and your favorite movie? Because it's also mine?

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:49.320
<v Speaker 1>You know what? I actually think about that. I was

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 1>thinking about that on the way here, and I was like,

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 1>why is it? I think maybe because because I'm not

0:44:54.400 --> 0:44:57.879
<v Speaker 1>team Jacob, never happen, never will be UM, and so

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. And obviously most of the MOVI

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 1>we spent with their relationship UM, but I feel like

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I understand deeply yearning UM and being sad for so

0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I think, like for me, Um, it's so bad when

0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>you think about it now. But like even just the

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 1>editing of that one shot where just she's sitting in

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 1>her tailing out the window looking so dead in the eyes,

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 1>which is like I did like a dance to that song,

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 1>like a modern dance to you. Yes tell us, Mark

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:35.800
<v Speaker 1>tell us? I mean, well I didn't. I did literally didn't.

0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Like it wasn't like me in my bedroom like I did.

0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I had a dance background, so it like kind of

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 1>makes sense in context. But like, is there a video?

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I hope not, maybe like my mom might have like

0:45:50.680 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 1>a DVD from I'm Gonna, I'm gonna after we record,

0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:58.439
<v Speaker 1>like I heard you're also a twyart and you also

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:02.280
<v Speaker 1>have footage, but yeah, we should needs to be a guest. Yeah. Anyway,

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:05.480
<v Speaker 1>so we did a dance to possibility in my like

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:07.880
<v Speaker 1>in front of like an audience, in front of like

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 1>living people. Yeah. Wow, and they must have went wild.

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they were. Like was the second movie the one

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:19.479
<v Speaker 1>where Robert Pattinson's abs are spray painted on? Yes? Wow,

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:23.920
<v Speaker 1>that was also jarring. I was apparently he just didn't

0:46:23.960 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 1>like working out or something. He could barely live. Christen Stewart,

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 1>whose mind you like ninety pounds just to drop her.

0:46:32.040 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I do think that Twilight is the best movie because

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:40.400
<v Speaker 1>it's like the purest crystallization of what Twilight is. But

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 1>New Moon's my favorite because of the yearning, because of

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:49.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, I do love like an angst plot line

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:52.360
<v Speaker 1>where someone gets left and then they get back together

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:55.279
<v Speaker 1>at the end. And but I also think she lets

0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>him off the hook too easily and should make him

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:00.920
<v Speaker 1>work for it a little bit more. Absolutely does he

0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:05.440
<v Speaker 1>work for it? Forgives him immediately. Yeah. It also doesn't

0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:09.760
<v Speaker 1>make any sense to me, like his logic of oh,

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:11.920
<v Speaker 1>first of all, let's go back to like that he

0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:14.759
<v Speaker 1>left her in a forest alone. She could have died.

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:18.040
<v Speaker 1>She could have died, and then God Jacob was there

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 1>to pick her up exactly. Sam, I was like one

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 1>of the Wolves, like hate for what he did to

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Leah Clearwater? Who is he absolutely lesbian icon? Yes? Yes,

0:47:28.440 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 1>where y'all when he first started consuming the franchise, Where

0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:33.879
<v Speaker 1>y'all team Edward the whole time? Or did you ever

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.360
<v Speaker 1>waiver or like, because I know they were like teams.

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 1>That was like a big part of what I don't

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:42.560
<v Speaker 1>think I really cared that much. Who was Yeah, it

0:47:42.640 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 1>was just I was there for the I was there

0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:49.880
<v Speaker 1>for the vibe. Yeah, what about you firmly team Team Edward? Wow?

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I did not. I was just like this is this

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:56.520
<v Speaker 1>seems like child's play, and like they I can hang

0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:58.400
<v Speaker 1>with them, like I can hang with the group. But

0:47:58.480 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 1>like Jacob also was like a small infant baby to me,

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:04.400
<v Speaker 1>even when they were like he's grown up, and I

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, but he's yeah, but he's like sixteen in

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>New Moon and you know, you hear about what they

0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:15.239
<v Speaker 1>made Taylor lawtn er due to like bulk up for

0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:18.800
<v Speaker 1>New Moon and it's actually don't know they do because

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:22.760
<v Speaker 1>he you know he in Twilight, he's very young. Um

0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:24.839
<v Speaker 1>and New Moon they told him he had to put

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 1>on all this muscle or else they were going to

0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 1>recast him and he's like he was like sixteen or

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>seventeen years old. I will say, had I consumed this

0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>like at the time it came out, I'm sure I

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>would have been Team Jacob because I think a lot

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 1>of what Edward was giving is like that kind of

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 1>like petulant child energy constantly like having to like take

0:48:43.800 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 1>care of him or whatever, like similar to like that

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:49.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, game, not Game of Thrones, hunger games, um,

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.120
<v Speaker 1>and like I probably would have been, you know, team Gail,

0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 1>not team Peter. You know what your team Peter. All

0:48:57.840 --> 0:49:00.400
<v Speaker 1>he can do is throw sacks of flower. What is

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:03.799
<v Speaker 1>that though? And he he loves her so much, Yeah,

0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:07.839
<v Speaker 1>but he's like, how is he going to defend her from? Well,

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:16.879
<v Speaker 1>he did it famously. I have to also say while

0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:18.879
<v Speaker 1>we were watching this last night, I turned to Rose

0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I was like, you know, complaining

0:49:20.960 --> 0:49:22.799
<v Speaker 1>about like the lack of like you know, people of

0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 1>color in this movie. And I was like, like, I

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:26.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, well, what kind of like you know, Spicy

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 1>is like Taylor Lawtner And Rose was like, I think

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>he's Latin X And I was like, oh maybe, And

0:49:30.760 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, could be Filipino. And we googled he's

0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:38.480
<v Speaker 1>fully white, a Wrench German and Dutch like or whatever.

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Like it was like I was like, oh, that's it's

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and then like there was something that was like some

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:47.840
<v Speaker 1>very like one sixteen like of this Native American or whatever,

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:51.279
<v Speaker 1>like you're applying to college, Like shut up? Um do

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 1>you follow? Do you like follow? Or see the videos

0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:58.640
<v Speaker 1>of Twilight talks on TikTok. She's the woman who she

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:01.360
<v Speaker 1>has like a Twilight aesthetic background behind her and she

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:06.799
<v Speaker 1>does these like deep dives into Twilight and they're really interesting. Yeah,

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.760
<v Speaker 1>she's fascinating. If you are interested in Twilight, go follow

0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 1>her because her whole thing is like she says she

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>loves Twilight and she hates it so like she talks

0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 1>about her obsession for it, but it is also super

0:50:17.680 --> 0:50:19.880
<v Speaker 1>critical of it. And one of the things she was

0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 1>saying is um about how resistant Stephanie Meyer was to

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 1>casting people of color and Twilight. That surprised me, and

0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 1>that she Stephanie Meyer has made it cannon through some

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 1>like extended universe book that when people become vampires that

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:41.839
<v Speaker 1>leeches the melanin from their skin, so that no, not

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:48.360
<v Speaker 1>that that is wine one one. Yeah, Well she apparently

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't want it, like she wouldn't like cast a black

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:53.759
<v Speaker 1>character into the first movie, Like Stephanie Meyer was like

0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:55.239
<v Speaker 1>resistant to and then she was like, oh no, we

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 1>could do this if it's the bad one, if it's

0:50:57.600 --> 0:50:59.840
<v Speaker 1>the villain, and that's how they cast Laurent or whatever.

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 1>And I think Katherine Hardwick wanted Alice to be Asian

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:07.080
<v Speaker 1>and Stephanie Meyer was just like, no, this is my vision.

0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:09.760
<v Speaker 1>They're like, you'll get that one like woman that works

0:51:09.760 --> 0:51:11.440
<v Speaker 1>in the cafe, and she's like, and I've done my

0:51:11.520 --> 0:51:15.360
<v Speaker 1>due diligence, like okay, she's a legend. Though she is,

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 1>she is okay. Catherine Hardwick reportedly reportedly said that they

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 1>could make an argument for casting Laurent because in the

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:29.400
<v Speaker 1>book he was described as having olive skin. What was

0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 1>in the book? It was like the darkest person described

0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the book. Oh my god, that's horrible. It's giving very

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:41.920
<v Speaker 1>like her money could have been black. Like, O, friend,

0:51:41.960 --> 0:51:45.120
<v Speaker 1>you have you said you seen Breaking Down Part one,

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:47.640
<v Speaker 1>which I do think is amazing. It's kind of like

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>a horror movie. It was did you wait? This is important?

0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:52.799
<v Speaker 1>How did you feel when you saw Breaking Down Part two?

0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Because I have a visceral memory of Yeah, I remember

0:51:56.760 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 1>watching the fight scene and so for our listeners, if

0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't know, Breaking Dawn part to the movie takes

0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:09.640
<v Speaker 1>some artistic liberties. Um, and there is a vision of

0:52:09.840 --> 0:52:13.919
<v Speaker 1>the Volturi and the Collins clashing and tons of people

0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:15.360
<v Speaker 1>die and then it turns out it's all just a

0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 1>vision that Alice has I was shook, I was down

0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 1>bad I but I kind of loved it because I thought, Okay,

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:28.320
<v Speaker 1>maybe they're really going there and we're getting this crazy

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:30.840
<v Speaker 1>like battle of Hogwarts Harry Potter and the definitely hollows

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:34.800
<v Speaker 1>part to like climax and Stephanie Meyers like whatever funk it?

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. YEA, literally that needs to be a

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:45.200
<v Speaker 1>TikTok is. Can you put that out of your TikTok

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 1>a state for a breaking down barth day, Wendy Williams. Um.

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:52.440
<v Speaker 1>But I loved it, and I do wish that was

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:55.479
<v Speaker 1>the end of Breaking Dawn Part two too. I wish

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:57.520
<v Speaker 1>it actually happened, because it also just took someone. Do

0:52:57.760 --> 0:52:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I remember we being I was in college when I

0:52:59.840 --> 0:53:01.960
<v Speaker 1>came out, and I took my friends to go see

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 1>it in theaters. Obviously I had to do a lot

0:53:04.040 --> 0:53:06.560
<v Speaker 1>of bullying to get that to happen, and I was

0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 1>just like in shambles, crying, like so confused, but also

0:53:09.719 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 1>like I guess this is happening, and I'm like having

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:15.760
<v Speaker 1>this big emotional outpour and like, you know, for these characters.

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:18.120
<v Speaker 1>And then I was a little pissed when it was

0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:22.040
<v Speaker 1>just a vision. It's so annoying. I also do kind

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:27.920
<v Speaker 1>of think that Twilight should have ended with Eclipse, like

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:29.759
<v Speaker 1>a clip should be the last one. Bella should just

0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:33.080
<v Speaker 1>become a vampire at the end. Um, have you ever

0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 1>fucked with Midnight Sun? Absolutely? Which book is? So? Midnight

0:53:37.280 --> 0:53:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Sun is a is Twilight from Edward's perspective and released it.

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:46.480
<v Speaker 1>I can't think of anything I would want less. Finally,

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:49.720
<v Speaker 1>time for a man's pod And we hadn't been getting

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:52.399
<v Speaker 1>that the whole book, even though it's told through her,

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:55.200
<v Speaker 1>like it really just feels like he controls everything. I've

0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:57.759
<v Speaker 1>never read it, So what did you glean from it? Well?

0:53:57.760 --> 0:53:59.480
<v Speaker 1>So I never I didn't read. You know, she just

0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:01.560
<v Speaker 1>released it maybe like a year or so ago, but

0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't read that. What I read was when it

0:54:04.600 --> 0:54:07.720
<v Speaker 1>got leaked the PDF, I like downloaded it and read

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 1>like the um it was like the first maybe like

0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:13.520
<v Speaker 1>few chapters. I think I was just a one too.

0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 1>She was real pist about that. She wrote this letter

0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:19.680
<v Speaker 1>on her website, being like, you've just like fucked with

0:54:19.719 --> 0:54:21.839
<v Speaker 1>the integrity of this book, and like you you were

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:24.319
<v Speaker 1>my fans like down now, I'm never going to release

0:54:24.320 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 1>the rest, and everyone's like, shut up, we got what

0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 1>we needed. But yeah, really, And so I was like

0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:35.319
<v Speaker 1>I was only reading it because I just wanted more,

0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:36.799
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, in the same way like

0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I had watched movies and was like, Okay, I want more,

0:54:38.600 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 1>So I'll start to read the books. You should fan fiction. Yeah,

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:43.680
<v Speaker 1>that's a good point. Maybe I'll do that now. Have

0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 1>you read Life and Death? So Life and Death is

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:50.239
<v Speaker 1>because you know, there was so much criticism about the

0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:55.520
<v Speaker 1>sort of like gender stereotyping and how like so much

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:57.560
<v Speaker 1>of the criticism about Twilight is how Bella has no

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>agency and she's just kind of like a damsel in distress.

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:04.560
<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie Meyer was like, well, and she wrote a

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:08.600
<v Speaker 1>version of Twilight where the gender roles are swapped and

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:15.880
<v Speaker 1>it's Edith Cullen and bow no no no. The bar

0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:19.239
<v Speaker 1>is in the Earth's crust, And what I believe is

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:23.040
<v Speaker 1>that the book ends with the with the bell the

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:26.880
<v Speaker 1>male Bella character Bow just becoming a vampire, and Stephanie

0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:29.520
<v Speaker 1>basically disproves her entire point that the move that the

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:32.920
<v Speaker 1>book would the story would be exactly the same if

0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 1>the gender was swapped, because it's fully not and you know,

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 1>it's just like she is. We can never trust these

0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:48.719
<v Speaker 1>women behind me? Do we think that that she who

0:55:48.800 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 1>must not be named and Stephanie Meyer have ever interacted

0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:55.880
<v Speaker 1>without a doubt? I mean they text. I mean they

0:55:55.960 --> 0:55:59.240
<v Speaker 1>both definitely hate women. I think that is like clear

0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:01.839
<v Speaker 1>I feel, but I feel like when I was like like,

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, there's something about I mean, I was

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:07.799
<v Speaker 1>the Diatlentina has this really amazing essay that um has

0:56:07.840 --> 0:56:11.279
<v Speaker 1>this like treout of like Bella Catanius and who's in

0:56:11.280 --> 0:56:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Fifty Shades of Anastasia Steel. But the thing is Steal

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>is Bella sUAS. So how can you talk about them

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:21.040
<v Speaker 1>as if they're different people? Because because the Fifty Shades

0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:23.799
<v Speaker 1>of Gray is literally a Twilight fan fiction, so Anastasia

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:28.359
<v Speaker 1>is just a Bella. But Anastasia I think that the yeah,

0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:33.400
<v Speaker 1>exactly the vivity Shades of I mean we would have

0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:36.480
<v Speaker 1>watched it, but like basically that there's this kind of

0:56:36.520 --> 0:56:39.760
<v Speaker 1>like men like kind of you know, it's they're reaching

0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:41.920
<v Speaker 1>beyond their circumstances. It's so hard to be a man,

0:56:42.000 --> 0:56:44.279
<v Speaker 1>and like everything is agony, and like women just have

0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 1>to kind of like shape their desires and like are

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:49.400
<v Speaker 1>defined by like whatever they want. But I think like

0:56:49.440 --> 0:56:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Anastasia was kind of like the adultification of what was

0:56:53.320 --> 0:56:55.840
<v Speaker 1>supposed to happen in Twilight. You know, like they actually

0:56:55.840 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 1>have sex, which like doesn't happen for like a lot

0:56:58.040 --> 0:57:00.520
<v Speaker 1>of Well that's just that's because it's a in fiction,

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:03.000
<v Speaker 1>and that's what happens in fan fiction is people fuck.

0:57:04.480 --> 0:57:06.279
<v Speaker 1>You're like, let's just skip a couple of steps and

0:57:06.320 --> 0:57:10.359
<v Speaker 1>get straighty sometimes very um kinkly. They fuck. I forgot

0:57:10.400 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>her name was Anastasia Steele. Anastasia Steel, terrible. Do you

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 1>funk with fifty Shades of Grey? Um? I saw it,

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>So that's my answer. I love fifty Shades of Gray.

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I love Twilight. We will be having another episode, Yeah,

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 1>we will be doing it. I've seen them. I want

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:38.240
<v Speaker 1>there to me. They are Valentine's Day movies and so

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:44.919
<v Speaker 1>I watched them every Valentine also great soundtracks. Oh my god,

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay Beyonce, Okay, Gaslight, Gate keep girl Boss. Twilight characters,

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Um Edward is Gaslight. I just want to I just

0:57:59.240 --> 0:58:00.640
<v Speaker 1>want to all the women, And that's what I did.

0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I was just thinking immediately between, like girl Boss

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:13.959
<v Speaker 1>to me is actually Rosalie, and that's maybe just because

0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:24.360
<v Speaker 1>I love her. Um Gaslight. Alice interesting, who's gay ky,

0:58:24.480 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 1>but that just really makes sense for Jane is there

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Like Jane, She's the one I was telling played by

0:58:34.240 --> 0:58:39.160
<v Speaker 1>legend Icon star Dakoda Fanning, who can make people be

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 1>in pain with her mind. Oh my god, in a

0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:47.880
<v Speaker 1>way that's lesbian too. Who are the most felt it?

0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Who are the most lesbian Twilight characters? Now, let's talk

0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 1>about it. Bella obviously, I mean, but only because she's

0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:57.360
<v Speaker 1>in the gayest relationship I've ever seen in my life.

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, I don't know why, but Alice is

0:59:01.440 --> 0:59:02.800
<v Speaker 1>one of those people that's like just because she was

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:05.080
<v Speaker 1>a pixie cud, people think it's like queer, and I'm like, no,

0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:08.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't get to be gay here. Maybe like she

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 1>can like round up and say queer at some point,

0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:12.560
<v Speaker 1>but she's mostly and had her relationships. I see that

0:59:12.600 --> 0:59:15.480
<v Speaker 1>for her, and then I think, like for me, and like,

0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I want to die on this hill,

0:59:18.360 --> 0:59:23.160
<v Speaker 1>But I really do think that Rosalie has and not

0:59:23.320 --> 0:59:25.600
<v Speaker 1>like from any kind of trauma, because I don't think

0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 1>her and Emmet or fucking I think they're homies. I

0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 1>think they're really good homies who like to like six together,

0:59:30.680 --> 0:59:34.280
<v Speaker 1>you know. But at the end of the day, and

0:59:34.400 --> 0:59:37.880
<v Speaker 1>it's the girls. Um, but I feel like at the

0:59:37.960 --> 0:59:39.640
<v Speaker 1>end of the day, like maybe all of her like

0:59:40.280 --> 0:59:42.800
<v Speaker 1>hating of Bella and jealousy and all that was because

0:59:42.800 --> 0:59:47.960
<v Speaker 1>she wanted to fuck her absolutely one hundred percent. Also like,

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:50.160
<v Speaker 1>oh and the one with the glasses, the friend, the

0:59:50.200 --> 0:59:53.480
<v Speaker 1>normal friend with the glass oh Angela. Yeah yeah, just

0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:58.880
<v Speaker 1>by appearance alone, yeah she Um, Rosalie is like one

0:59:58.920 --> 1:00:01.480
<v Speaker 1>of the best Twilight actors. I think you could do

1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:04.640
<v Speaker 1>a whole Rosalie origin story, because fran you don't know that,

1:00:04.760 --> 1:00:09.280
<v Speaker 1>so don't. Rosalie's origin is that she was um raped

1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:11.080
<v Speaker 1>by her fiance and a bunch of his friends. I

1:00:11.160 --> 1:00:13.560
<v Speaker 1>love to die Carl Royle turned her into a vampire,

1:00:13.920 --> 1:00:16.920
<v Speaker 1>and then she goes when she's a new vampire and

1:00:17.080 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 1>kills them all. But she like haunts them. First she

1:00:20.480 --> 1:00:24.440
<v Speaker 1>does like she does a whole show. She like wears

1:00:24.440 --> 1:00:27.760
<v Speaker 1>her wedding dress and like stalks them and then shows

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<v Speaker 1>up like an avenging ghost like them. Yeah, I need

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<v Speaker 1>an HBO limited series about Rosalie's life. I would fucking

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<v Speaker 1>watch the ship out of that absolutely. Okay, but you're saying, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you were saying Rosalie is maybe one of them more lesbionic.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we talk about more about like what about like

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<v Speaker 1>the relationship you said it was the gayest relationship I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen? What about it was very gay to well

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<v Speaker 1>between Just for specifying between Edward and Bella specifically, I

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<v Speaker 1>think like or the immediacy and I'm like wondering where

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm packing this now of like my attracted to

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<v Speaker 1>both of them and then to that relationship specifically culture.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like I was speaking a lot out in

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<v Speaker 1>that time. Um, but I feel like with them, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like all of it have that like magnetic thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you can always kind of use as like a

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's the word, Like when you first

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<v Speaker 1>start like dating or seeing someone, you're like it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like I can't even explain. It's an allegory of clearing

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't understand your own desis. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>unspoken is already there. It's all in the subjects, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it absolutely wasn't. I was writing the subject in

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<v Speaker 1>my head, unclear any motives of any character at any time.

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<v Speaker 1>God so good and the Bonnie Bear on that track, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you notice that. Um yeah, I just think there was

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<v Speaker 1>so much like yearning there. There was so much like

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<v Speaker 1>in Oh God, I was like in the quiet of

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<v Speaker 1>their relationship, and that was like way too much to

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<v Speaker 1>give to them. That was generous of me to say

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<v Speaker 1>to them. But like, and I also think the way

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<v Speaker 1>they just like the way they move so fast away,

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<v Speaker 1>the stakes always felt so high even when they weren't. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt, we're just like inherently queer and like sapphic.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just like, I know I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>a part of that. I need to tap myself into

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<v Speaker 1>that relationship. Does does Stephanie Meyer, like, does she love

1:02:32.560 --> 1:02:34.800
<v Speaker 1>her gay fans or whatever? Does she not think? She

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<v Speaker 1>has comment very specific reason, And I'm just saying, just

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<v Speaker 1>just enjoy, like you know, count your money. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>know if a theme park opens one day, but other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, I don't need to hear from you. What

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<v Speaker 1>would a Twilight theme park even be. You go to Italy,

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<v Speaker 1>there would be an Italian restaurant and when it would

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<v Speaker 1>be called Italian? Wait, this is so random, but do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that like one waitress that was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>it was like her last night with the Bangs, the

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<v Speaker 1>like rockabilly girl, and she's so rude to Bella and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, hey, Edward, I'll go suck your dick in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom even though you're here with this other girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And she just ordered mushroom ravioli. Right. Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>something stick and twisted, and I've I've gone on record

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<v Speaker 1>about this before, but Bella like loves mushrooms, and I

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<v Speaker 1>and christ and Stewart actually was saying randomly, the sore

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<v Speaker 1>random that she like mushrooms. I hated mushrooms at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I convinced myself to like mushrooms because of Bella. Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least she has a third at least she has

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<v Speaker 1>a third character trait tale and she likes mushrooms. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you also can read, and like she she she likes

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<v Speaker 1>to read, but in a very unspecific way. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I love books. Don't ever ask me about them, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the what's what are they listening to when she

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<v Speaker 1>turns on the music, And he was like, Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just she's like I love Also, I was watching Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>talks that TikTok this morning and in Midnight sun apparently

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<v Speaker 1>Edwards like Edward asked, mellow, what's in your CD player

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<v Speaker 1>right now? And she says lake in Dark? No? No? Shoot. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what a lot of people talk about with

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<v Speaker 1>Twilight is that Twilight is the ultimate Mary Sue story.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is Mary? So? Mary Sue is a trope

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<v Speaker 1>in fan fiction and literature which is basically a self

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<v Speaker 1>insertion character of the author who is like perfect and

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<v Speaker 1>the story centers around and like she never does anything

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<v Speaker 1>wrong and she's super special for no reason. And Bella

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<v Speaker 1>is the Mary Sue of Mary sus um quintessential. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be fun to today make you

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<v Speaker 1>the Mary Sue and we're going to build a Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>fan fiction around you. Um, so you're in a Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>fan fiction. You're the self insertion character, my own fellow

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<v Speaker 1>right off the bat, who's your love interest in this

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<v Speaker 1>fan fiction? Okay? Well I have to ask you a

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<v Speaker 1>question that this is like people, this is we're still

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<v Speaker 1>in the Twilight We're in the Twilight world. Okay, Rosalie

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<v Speaker 1>obviously obviously, how do you mean? Um? Why am I

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<v Speaker 1>going with the small Well? That kind of goes with

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<v Speaker 1>my next question is what kind of universe is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know in fan fiction they like to take

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<v Speaker 1>the story and set it in different universes. Is this like,

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<v Speaker 1>are we in a Hunger game this version of Twilight?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we in a Harry Potter version of Twilight? Are

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<v Speaker 1>we in a nice little coffee shop at or you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the coffee shop and resilies the barista and

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<v Speaker 1>fall in. Yeah, okay, wait you're speaking to me there.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in like a lesbian only in we're in bed stye.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like making it like Laurel's gonna listen to this,

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<v Speaker 1>to be like god fucking damn it. Let it rest. Um, Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we are. I kind of don't to just

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<v Speaker 1>make it like present day almost like like right now,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm working on my laptop to you hear that? Yeah? Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not the barista though she comes in. She asked

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<v Speaker 1>to borrow the chair next to me. This could go

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<v Speaker 1>on for too long A pause me when you need

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<v Speaker 1>and then I look up and then there's like this

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<v Speaker 1>is the gay moment, right, It's just like you just

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<v Speaker 1>look lock eyes and then I'm like, yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>take it, go for it. Um. And so she was like, actually, instead,

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind if I sit? And I'm like, yeah, sure, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's happening. Ironic moment. She's still a

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<v Speaker 1>vampire in this universe. Yeah, but I don't know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, we're still we're still doing vampires.

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<v Speaker 1>I want that. I want to have to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to funk forever. Okay. So I love this. So you

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<v Speaker 1>meet in a coffee shop, like you maybe start dating

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe maybe follow us. Like some of the structure

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<v Speaker 1>of Twilight, what's the what's the conflict, who's the villain,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the enemy? Like what it what happens? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like almost at the end of the movie, when Stephanie

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<v Speaker 1>Meyer remembers like, oh, there should probably be a context. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's her ex who's was like one, let's say okay

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<v Speaker 1>all skin, let's give her all skin and someone has

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<v Speaker 1>she has the type. Yeah, she broke her heart to

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<v Speaker 1>pieces shambles comes comes back and it's like, I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you deeply. It's you. It's never been anyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's the X also a vampire, yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>the vampire that she this is before she meets me,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she meets me, and then she also maybe

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<v Speaker 1>falls in love with me, and then all three of

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<v Speaker 1>us are like in a conflict of like, well who

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<v Speaker 1>do I pick? It's a love triangles the Teamward team

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<v Speaker 1>Jacob situation, except its seam Rosalie team. Who's this other girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name? Could? What could her name be? What? All

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<v Speaker 1>of their names are? So absorry? I know I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to think of something terrible? Christ Christian? Um? What

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<v Speaker 1>is maybe? Can we throw in like another romantic trope?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is there like an enemy's to love her situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a there was only one bed? Like you

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<v Speaker 1>both you're on a trap hotel and there's only one bed?

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<v Speaker 1>You practice this? Um um? Okay, yeah, we're on a

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<v Speaker 1>group girls trip. Okay, we're why is we're rich? We're rich.

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<v Speaker 1>We're rich. So there's things and there's money. Is a

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<v Speaker 1>dynamic out of the sun. Vampires they can't sparkle um

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<v Speaker 1>so we're in Aspen with our girl gang kidding that

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<v Speaker 1>was tough. Don't use that um. And then yeah, she's like, um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we have we have one room left and the

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<v Speaker 1>three of us are there, and so do we just

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<v Speaker 1>sucking it? I don't know, you all just there's only

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<v Speaker 1>one bed in this room. It was a total mix

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<v Speaker 1>up with the book. And she offers to be the Aspen.

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<v Speaker 1>She offers to like call caught in And then we're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there and I guess we're like, it's I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, Um, this is not conflict. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>me being horny. Yes, that's fine. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>special power? Okay. I don't like him as a character,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do like that Jasper can control people's feelings

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<v Speaker 1>and that's on manipulation. Jasper superpowers that he gaslights people

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<v Speaker 1>and was a Confederate soldiery to listen Apple Oranges. Think

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<v Speaker 1>I want to bring up is we laughed so hard

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<v Speaker 1>last night at the part where the apple falls and

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of the c g I that had to exist

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<v Speaker 1>to make that happen, and like the hundreds of thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>if not millions of dollars that were spent to make

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<v Speaker 1>that dumb like three seconds scene, why it bounces off

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<v Speaker 1>of his foot. Yeah, it's just it doesn't They're like

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<v Speaker 1>classic vampire things. They'll love it. But yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of choices that are made, but I stand by

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<v Speaker 1>all of them as the creator of the listeners. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't see it right now, I'm holding an apple to

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<v Speaker 1>paint in between my hands. That image also feels very

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<v Speaker 1>saffiic to me. Of the apple. Well, I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you know, reference to Christian allegories Adam and Eve,

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<v Speaker 1>forbidden fruit. I've heard of them. I've heard of them.

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<v Speaker 1>People talk forbidden fruit. Um, Hayton, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for being here with us today and talking about Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>with us. Um, what is your before you go like

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<v Speaker 1>just what's your favorite thing about Twilight? But like you're

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<v Speaker 1>like favorite weird thing about Twilight that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>leave people with. I think, like, if you haven't watched it,

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<v Speaker 1>just think about the choices of who is cast in

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<v Speaker 1>this movie. Just think about it. Just like, let Rommy

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<v Speaker 1>just seep into your soul. Let Dakota like make your

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<v Speaker 1>way in. Let Anna Kendrick, you know, do what she

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<v Speaker 1>needs to do. Yeah. God, and I'm still waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the sixth movie where Anna Kendrick becomes a vampire. You

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<v Speaker 1>are also on the receiving end of a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Twilight content from strangers, And do you have a message

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<v Speaker 1>for people in your d ms, you know, talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you about Twilight, anything you you want to get off

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<v Speaker 1>your chest. I will say I do get multiple d

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<v Speaker 1>ms every day. I'm not kidding everything every single day,

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<v Speaker 1>and like of some kind of Twilight meme or TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>or where Kristen stewarts geolocation is exact, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, I'm not that scary. You can keep that information. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's not We don't want to know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>will say I do appreciate it. It's nice to feel seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to have community and know that we are

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<v Speaker 1>all on this chaotic evil ride of standing Twilight for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of your life. U. And with that, um,

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<v Speaker 1>let's We'll leave you with a song. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>know the one that will you do with me? Harmony?

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<v Speaker 1>That was okay, goodbye Vampires, Team Edward. Well, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>all of you find sexy vamp hire who sparkles to

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<v Speaker 1>have a um dermonic to be with Please please please

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<v Speaker 1>use caution when entering the dangerous algorithm of Twilight. TI

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<v Speaker 1>cok okay. Yes. Next week we'll be back with a

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<v Speaker 1>discussion on Scream, the iconic horror thriller franchise Slasher Movies,

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<v Speaker 1>just in time for Scream five. I actually haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth one. Still so oh the fourth one is

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<v Speaker 1>so good. See I get mixed opinions on all of

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<v Speaker 1>the Screams, but we will discuss people discuss. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to, please call us to um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>give a little confession about the thing um that you

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<v Speaker 1>are so obsessed with the pop culture that if people

1:13:49.360 --> 1:13:51.520
<v Speaker 1>in your life don't know about it, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>pop their cherry. Um. You can call in three to

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<v Speaker 1>three tenants. That's three two three seven three six two

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