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Speaker 1: Thank god. Chloe Kardashian had another photoshop fail. But when

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Speaker 1: I laugh at is that people always find something going

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Speaker 1: on in the wall, like in the wall of her.

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Speaker 1: Photoshop your walls. Make your house thinner, make your whole

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Speaker 1: house look better. Photoshop wallpaper on your walls. What does

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Speaker 1: it matter? Why don't we live in a cardboard box

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Speaker 1: or just like a white go by the cheapest house.

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Speaker 1: Photoshop your whole house. Photoshop your body, your face, your lashes,

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Speaker 1: your nails, all of it. Photoshop your fucking boyfriend in.

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Speaker 1: Just photoshops. I'm guy in. Just let's do it all

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Speaker 1: the way. Let's photoshop everything. I have a matiss on

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Speaker 1: my walls. Photoshop did in. I am meeting Jean George

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Speaker 1: gorgeous cuisine, photoshop did in. Why stop it? Our bodies

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Speaker 1: and our faces. Photoshops some lux goods into everybody. Take

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Speaker 1: it on. Start wearing Airmas bags. Take some of the

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Speaker 1: bags out of my closet. I'll give you a picture.

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Speaker 1: Photoshop it in, wear them out. Photoshop in your car.

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Speaker 1: You're not driving a Nissan Sentra, You're driving a Rolls

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Speaker 1: Royce Phantom or Ghost. Go all the way, people, if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna Photoshop, Photoshop the whole fucking thing. That's what

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Speaker 1: I think. Photoshop your life, photoshop some money, and to

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Speaker 1: be strong, just do it all. Let's just photoshop every

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Speaker 1: single thing. Photoshop quotes, just say you said it, Gandhi

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Speaker 1: said it. That's just that's that's letting the truth get

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Speaker 1: in the way of a good story. What if we

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Speaker 1: posted what we actually looked like? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: actually grew up when you know, there were like horse

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Speaker 1: and carriages, and when we used to take a picture

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Speaker 1: and hold the camera, develop it, and we got what

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Speaker 1: we got and we didn't get upside like it was

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Speaker 1: just the picture we took. Imagine those olden days when

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Speaker 1: we just like, we're okay with what our faces looked like.

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Speaker 1: That's what we actually looked like. But God forbid you

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Speaker 1: post a picture of what you actually look like. That's

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Speaker 1: just crazy. So I just think, go all the way photoshop.

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Speaker 1: You know how these magazines always say the supermodels a

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Speaker 1: broiled salmon and brown rice and steam spinach. I don't

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Speaker 1: see anybody who eats broiled rice and steam spinach every day.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hang out with these people. But

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Speaker 1: photoshopping in pretend that's what you eat all day, or

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Speaker 1: pretend that you just eat the most fattening food in

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Speaker 1: never game weight photoshopping in just photoshop it all in.

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Speaker 1: Photoshop your life, your friends, your money, your makeup, your food,

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Speaker 1: all of it. Photoshop your life. Let's get this campaign going.

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Speaker 1: Then nobody has to be honest about anything whatsoever. We

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Speaker 1: can all just be invasion of the body snatchers. Photoshop

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Speaker 1: in your jewelry, just photoshop and just photoshopping a ten

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Speaker 1: carrot diamond? Why not? And you know what, photoshop of

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Speaker 1: bulge into your man. Just tell everybody your man is

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Speaker 1: a twelve inch penis. Don't stop. Start photoshopping your men's

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Speaker 1: photoshopping the way they look and their houses and their course,

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Speaker 1: and photoshop new people. And you don't like the way

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Speaker 1: your husband looks, it doesn't fucking matter. Photoshop another motherfucking

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Speaker 1: man in there, doesn't matter. The truth is not relevant

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Speaker 1: when it comes to the modern day. If I want

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Speaker 1: to post a picture of some refugees in Ukraine, that

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Speaker 1: does fine. If I photoshop myself within an inch of

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Speaker 1: my life and don't even look like my neighbor, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna get a lot of likes. So photoshopping it just

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Speaker 1: feels like fake is in the truth gets in the

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Speaker 1: way of a good story. And you know, photoshop your life,

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Speaker 1: photoshop or die, photoshop for life. Whatever the model you

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Speaker 1: want it to be, go for it. Like there's a

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Speaker 1: picture when Christopher Buckle did my makeup for my birthday

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Speaker 1: and it's I. I posted that he did my makeup.

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Speaker 1: I have a Bethany Frankel mask on, Like, that's not

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Speaker 1: what I look like. So posting filtered and face tuned

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Speaker 1: pictures of yourself is lying. It's lying you don't look

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Speaker 1: like that, So it's okay. But I don't know why

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Speaker 1: we can't just lie about everything. Then you're gonna filter

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Speaker 1: your face, filter your ass, filter your house, filter your boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: filter your money, filter at all, And like I had

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Speaker 1: a thing that I said on the house was mentioned

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Speaker 1: at all, filter at all. Let's just not let the

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Speaker 1: truth get in the way of a good story. Let's

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Speaker 1: just lie. I ate burger king for breakfast? Is that true? No?

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Speaker 1: Who cares? I'm filtering my face. I'm not telling you

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Speaker 1: the truth abo what I look like. So why do

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Speaker 1: I have to start telling you the truth about what

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Speaker 1: I ate? I have two children, they're both going to

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Speaker 1: Stanford they are geniuses, or they might not go to Stanford.

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Speaker 1: There's such geniuses they're gonna just stay home all day

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Speaker 1: because they're too smart. The colleges can't take it. Is

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Speaker 1: that true? No, it doesn't matter. Though I've filtered my

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Speaker 1: fucking face, I filtered my ass to my body. That's

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Speaker 1: not me. That's not true. Neither is this. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to vacation to Bali and the Maldives. The reality is

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Wisconsin on the back of a boat.

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Speaker 1: But doesn't matter. No, because I'm filtering my fucking life.

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Speaker 1: Why let the truth get in the way of a

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Speaker 1: good story. That's the message for you know, when somebody

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Speaker 1: like says to you, like they lie about one part

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Speaker 1: of the story, nothing like we went there and then

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Speaker 1: we did this, and I had a turkey sandwich and

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Speaker 1: I did like I put the like tomato ioli, and

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Speaker 1: like what somebody there was there and they saw that

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Speaker 1: you didn't put the tomatooli and you got Russian dressing.

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Speaker 1: Then you think everything about their life is a lie,

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Speaker 1: Like what do you mean why would she lie about

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Speaker 1: the tomato ioli? She had fucking Russian dressing on the

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Speaker 1: turkey sandwich. I was there. I don't understand, they don't remember,

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Speaker 1: but you lied about like what you ate for lunch,

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Speaker 1: then you think they're just a fucking liar about everything.

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Speaker 1: So if someone's lying about what they look like, because

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Speaker 1: you've seen some of these people, you've seen them unfiltered

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Speaker 1: and unfiltered, and it's like they don't even look like

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Speaker 1: somebody who lives two blocks away from them. I mean

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Speaker 1: you literally, it's a it's a it's a shell of

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Speaker 1: the person you saw. So I just feel like we're

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Speaker 1: gonna lie or we're gonna tell the truth. But there

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Speaker 1: ain't no gray in this life. So you lie or

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Speaker 1: you don't. Let's just sucking all decide, and then I'll

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Speaker 1: just tell my whole stuff. Just there's a five thousand

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Speaker 1: allar Rose Royce suv. Just I have that. I have it,

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Speaker 1: but you don't have it. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I filtered myself in a bathing suit to look like

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Speaker 1: I was Jessica Biel. It's fine, it doesn't matter. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean, You don't eat cavier on an armor

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Speaker 1: this morning. It's just it doesn't matter. That doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: My daughter got a nineteen thousand on her s A

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Speaker 1: T S. But she didn't. But it doesn't matter. She

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Speaker 1: didn't take him yet she's doogie howser, she's a genius.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. I filtered my whole body. Why not? Why

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going with this fucking lie. Getting a yacht.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling it Filter at All. That's the name going

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Speaker 1: on the back of my yacht. The filter is the

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Speaker 1: Gateway Drug. I mean, I have a gorgeous engage ring

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Speaker 1: from my fiance. It's stunning. It's beautiful. I do not

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Speaker 1: want to get robbed. It's in a it's in a vault,

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Speaker 1: but it's stunning. I'm gonna say to him, the babe,

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Speaker 1: just buy me all fucking faith Jewelry. Were filtering it all.

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Speaker 1: Take a make me look like a twenty eight year

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Speaker 1: old supermodel on our vacasion, and we're gonna get all

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Speaker 1: faike jwelry and we're just gonna pretend it's all. We'll

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Speaker 1: give me a ninety carrot necklace. Who gives a funk

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Speaker 1: go to Chinatown, give me seven roll xism and to

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Speaker 1: wear them all on the same arm because we're filtering

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Speaker 1: it all. Gateway Drug. I'm going all the way in

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