WEBVTT - BONUS - The most decisive and effective dad joke session ever.

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<v Speaker 1>This is no thing, your heart is true, your pell

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<v Speaker 1>and co down ready in everyone just a little.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggest skiff would be from me, and the cod

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<v Speaker 2>detached would say. Every iconic show has their wacky cast

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<v Speaker 2>of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the Jewbil Show with your drunk admina Hi. And then

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<v Speaker 2>there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could

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<v Speaker 2>forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and

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<v Speaker 2>pops by every once in a while to ask if

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<v Speaker 2>we can turn our outdoor lights off at night because

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<v Speaker 2>the new pet wombat she just got off of the

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<v Speaker 2>dark Web Wombatty DeVito keeps thinking it's daylight and he's

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<v Speaker 2>nocturnal and it's messing up his sleep schedule.

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<v Speaker 3>Our social media producer.

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<v Speaker 4>Gabby Wato is the boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Also our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewel Show and this

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<v Speaker 2>is the time of week where we check in with

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<v Speaker 2>the show and see what's going on in our life.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Nina, what was up with you this week?

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<v Speaker 5>You know that moment where you see an old coworker

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<v Speaker 5>and you're not expecting it, like an old coworker used

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<v Speaker 5>to make out with and you're just like.

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<v Speaker 6>I was not Paddy right now.

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<v Speaker 5>No, this happened to me the other night while I

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<v Speaker 5>was laying in bed watching Night Agent on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 6>What Nina in Bedroom show up on my TV screen?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh So I'm just sitting there on and I'm just,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, watching the show, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I know that voice, I know that face

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<v Speaker 5>what and I like, get up really quick to watch it.

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<v Speaker 6>But right as I got up to watch it, he

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<v Speaker 6>got killed in the show.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like.

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<v Speaker 5>He wasn't even a bad guy. He was super sweet

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm proud of him. He's making his dreams come true.

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<v Speaker 5>But I was like, I wasn't expecting that this is

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<v Speaker 5>supposed to be not an alarming evening crazy crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know it's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I just was like, I feel the same way whenever

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<v Speaker 2>I see Jessica albuy Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that long romance you had. I remember that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was all over TEMs while she was back.

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<v Speaker 6>On the market. So she may be hollering again.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is she? Yeah, No, never happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to but I couldn't stand behind her

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<v Speaker 2>in line one time when I worked at Fox on

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<v Speaker 2>the Fox TV lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 6>You'd say hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Does she say hi?

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<v Speaker 3>She smiled and turned back around. We had a moment.

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<v Speaker 7>My big moment was Ava Mendez at a coffee bean

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<v Speaker 7>and she turned around and I was like, you're Ava Mendez,

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<v Speaker 7>the most unsmooth.

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<v Speaker 6>I've ever been in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 6>And she just giggled and she's like Hi.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, I'm gonna remember this for the rest

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<v Speaker 7>of it ever, Victoria, who's up with you this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys?

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<v Speaker 6>I want to live on a farm.

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<v Speaker 8>I want horses and donkeys and cows, maybe chickens.

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<v Speaker 3>Watching a lot of Hallmark movies. Victoria.

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<v Speaker 8>No, I went to a farm this past weekend. My

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<v Speaker 8>friend lives on a farm. And it was the most

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<v Speaker 8>relaxing I think I've ever taken.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, ex give me farmer. They talk about how relaxing

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<v Speaker 3>their life is.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, she was actually parents do all right?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, But I woke up all out here is rooster's

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<v Speaker 8>roostering and the birds chirping, and it was the most

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<v Speaker 8>like relaxing me, Like wow, And then I went to

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<v Speaker 8>go lay out.

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<v Speaker 6>I sund bathed.

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<v Speaker 3>Roostering.

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<v Speaker 5>Good for you, Okay, you roostering really threw me off

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm so used to like sirens and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping buy

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<v Speaker 2>what's up, Gabby?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you this week?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, but I got bamboozled this week really, and

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<v Speaker 4>yeah it really sucked. My husband and I were cooking

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<v Speaker 4>dinner and we were cooking with peppers and there was

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<v Speaker 4>like this tiny orange pepper and he told me, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a mini bell pepper. And I thought, oh, how cute,

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<v Speaker 4>and he goes, yeah, try it so but the whole

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<v Speaker 4>thing in my mouth it was a hob and arrow

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<v Speaker 4>pepper that's hot.

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<v Speaker 6>By my husband.

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<v Speaker 4>He did feel really bad though, and he ate one too,

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<v Speaker 4>So then we were suffering together.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, we went from discussing alimony to being together again.

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<v Speaker 5>Like you should have just stuck your tongue down his

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<v Speaker 5>throat and made him feel the pain.

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<v Speaker 6>I recommend it, though my mouth has been numb for

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<v Speaker 6>three days.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw some hob and euro peppers in his underwear in

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<v Speaker 3>two months?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, pretty so, Brad.

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<v Speaker 3>With some of you this week.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I've been doing a lot of writing, like a

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<v Speaker 7>lot of writing. Actually that's good, but I suck at

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<v Speaker 7>the editing part. And let me give anyone who's looking

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<v Speaker 7>into writing some advice. Waiting for it, do not spell

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<v Speaker 7>part backwards. It's a trap part.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>Curiously, I would have told you a pizza joke was

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<v Speaker 7>to cheesy, and.

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<v Speaker 6>It just got it. I was like, what, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 6>sell anything bad?

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<v Speaker 7>And I got the pizza joke as well.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on with you? I am being haunted by what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what, but I just moved into a

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<v Speaker 2>new place and I'm being haunted by a very sensitive,

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<v Speaker 2>romantic ghost.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess it's nicey.

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<v Speaker 2>My TV keeps turning on at random times on the

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<v Speaker 2>Hallmark Channel every time.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that ghost.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. It's crazy, Like I'll be doing something and

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden, I'll hear talking and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>who's here? And then I'll go upstairs and I turn

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<v Speaker 2>it off of the Hallmark channel, turn the TV off,

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<v Speaker 2>and at random times it'll turn on and it's on

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<v Speaker 2>the Hallmark Channel every time.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, I just want to point out everyone

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<v Speaker 8>gave me so much crap when I thought I was

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<v Speaker 8>being haunted in Jamaica because my lights and everything were flickering.

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<v Speaker 3>How's the meals?

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<v Speaker 6>Sucker?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of nice because sometimes the movies are sweet. So

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<v Speaker 2>then I sit down and I'm like, am I watching

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<v Speaker 2>with a ghost right now? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we watching Hallmark Channel together?

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<v Speaker 7>I want some advice for you if you want it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>if you ever really do want some alone time, go

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<v Speaker 7>to a beer bar. They don't serve spirits there.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, thank you for that. Break habins every single time

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<v Speaker 3>hour on the Twenties. Your next one is coming up

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<v Speaker 3>right after this, then right after that. His name is

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