Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second d. Everybody has their signature move when
Speaker 1: you go out on a date and you want to
Speaker 1: try to get a kiss. I know, for me, I
Speaker 1: do the old yawn trick, you know when you put
Speaker 1: your hands like kind of by your mouth, and the yawn.
Speaker 1: You stretch him wide and you put your arm around
Speaker 1: her and then your pants fall to the ground. Because
Speaker 1: before I did the yawn trick, I unloosened my belt
Speaker 1: and then the pants fall, and hey, you're right in
Speaker 1: the middle of a crowded restaurant pants down. There's really
Speaker 1: nothing she can do. Oh but kiss you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: usually the option. My signature move. Well, the guy on
Speaker 1: the phone today who wants to do a second date
Speaker 1: update apparently used his signature move on the date he
Speaker 1: got a kiss, and he's confused why he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back. His name is James. James, how are you?
Speaker 1: What's going on? How much? Man? So tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about the girl that you want to call today.
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet her? I met her on Tinder? All right, okay?
Speaker 1: And you were actually looking to date someone and not
Speaker 1: just hook up with him. I mean it depends on
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, you know, it can be used for
Speaker 1: all sorts of things you put in your email that
Speaker 1: you use your signature move. I want to find out
Speaker 1: what your signature move is in a second, But first
Speaker 1: tell us how the date went with her. You know,
Speaker 1: overall I thought it went really well, but we got
Speaker 1: off to a rough start for sure. Um. We went
Speaker 1: out for dinner, and uh, I wouldn't say at the
Speaker 1: restaurant early. I always get there early. You know. That's considerate, right,
Speaker 1: very considerate. How early are you talking? Like an hour early?
Speaker 1: And you're just pacing back? Okay, solid twenty minutes, because
Speaker 1: it'd be good to show up like really early and
Speaker 1: then get mad at her that she shows up like
Speaker 1: five minutes later. I've been here for an hour and
Speaker 1: a half already, so you showed up early. And to
Speaker 1: continue my gentimanly ways, here we wave across the room.
Speaker 1: She comes over and I pull up a chair. I'd
Speaker 1: like to do that, um, And she's like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: and she sits down and uh, you know, she she
Speaker 1: stepped in front of it, and for some reason, I
Speaker 1: don't know why, I shoved the chair at the table
Speaker 1: and it and it knocked her legs out and she
Speaker 1: just fell straight on her butt on the chair, and
Speaker 1: I think it definitely hurts. So you aggressively shoved her
Speaker 1: into the table. I didn't mean. I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: do that, okay, kind of. I think I was nervous
Speaker 1: or something. I was wondering if that was your signature move.
Speaker 1: Sit down and you eat. It's better than pulling the
Speaker 1: chair out from underneath her. Did you like comment about that,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I would have been awkward at
Speaker 1: that point, Like, I am sorry about that. That was
Speaker 1: I pushed the chair in a little too hard. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I made a joke of it. I said like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I work out. Yeah, I don't know my
Speaker 1: own strength sometimes, so whenever I'm on on dates with like,
Speaker 1: especially women who were smaller than I know him a
Speaker 1: big dude anyway, I tended to just shove them into
Speaker 1: the table. After that, did everything go okay? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we calm I calmed down, and we had good conversation.
Speaker 1: I thought we had a connection, flirting pretty hard and
Speaker 1: uh remember around dessert, I made the mental note that
Speaker 1: I'm going to kiss this girl at night. I'm going
Speaker 1: to use my signature move, right. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear what this move is, sir? What is James's signature move?
Speaker 1: You stud Like, I know you guys are going to
Speaker 1: totally laugh at this, but honestly it works. Like the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know the people are going to be stealing this
Speaker 1: move after you tell us, Yeah, well I stole it,
Speaker 1: so you know that's fair games. Where do you steal
Speaker 1: it from from a movie? I don't remember which one.
Speaker 1: I'd probably been done in many movies. Okay, you're you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to go a long way convincing me that
Speaker 1: this is a good move. Then if you stole it
Speaker 1: from a movie. No, it works, I swear to guy,
Speaker 1: what is it? So? H we grab our coats and
Speaker 1: go outside in the restaurant, and then you know, there's
Speaker 1: a moment where we're saying goodbye. But I was just
Speaker 1: focused on her and on executing my signature move, and
Speaker 1: so like we're locking eyes and I like to hold
Speaker 1: the moment, you know, for a little just a little
Speaker 1: bit of uncomfortableness. You've really practiced this, haven't you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done this. I've done this at least a solid
Speaker 1: ten times. Okay, okay, And then what happens after the
Speaker 1: eye lock. And so after that moment, you know she's
Speaker 1: about to say something. As I see she's about to
Speaker 1: say something, I moved my index finger to her list
Speaker 1: and go, oh god, and then I kissed her. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I rolled my eyes Gerard Butler and p
Speaker 1: s I love you or something. Maybe that was the
Speaker 1: movie and this actually works for you. It works like
Speaker 1: I know, you guys are like lapping it up and
Speaker 1: I think it's ridiculous, but I swear you got it work.
Speaker 1: Did she actually kiss you back or was she just
Speaker 1: in shock standing still like you know, there's the there's
Speaker 1: the initial shock, but then she like you know, she
Speaker 1: lets go and then we have a good time. That,
Speaker 1: my friends, is how the signature move works. All right?
Speaker 1: So you guys kissed after you did that? And how
Speaker 1: did everything end with you? I walked her back to
Speaker 1: her car and UH said I'll call you and she
Speaker 1: said cool, all right, And so I thought E went great.
Speaker 1: But next few days I'm texting Aaron just getting absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: And a week goes by and I'm talking to you
Speaker 1: guys now, So you haven't heard anything from her at all. No,
Speaker 1: maybe she's still in a daze from how romantic you are.
Speaker 1: She's probably still writing in her diary about it as
Speaker 1: we speak. I wouldn't doubt it. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: thought her. She's laid up in the hospital with a
Speaker 1: fractured rib when you shoved her into the table. That
Speaker 1: could be it too. All right, Well, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, cool, All right, hang on then,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jubil in the Morning date. James, are you
Speaker 1: a good kisser? Yeah, it's Brooking Jubil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in for the second part of
Speaker 1: today's second date update, that's James and James isn't getting
Speaker 1: a call back from a girl named Brittany, He says
Speaker 1: at the end of the date, he did his signature move,
Speaker 1: as he calls it, while they were walking after dinner.
Speaker 1: They were talking about whatever, and he shished her and
Speaker 1: then went in for the kiss and she kissed him.
Speaker 1: But James, I didn't get enough details on the kiss,
Speaker 1: Like you said that you kissed her, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I need more. I need more detail on it to
Speaker 1: see if like she should be calling you back. So here,
Speaker 1: we're gonna role play a little bit. All right, James,
Speaker 1: I'm her and you're me, or you're her and I'm
Speaker 1: meet whatever however you want to do it. But I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start kissing you and then you tell me
Speaker 1: when you've had enough. Okay, here we go. Is that it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a terrible kisser. That's why. That is why you're
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. Okay, I can tell you're
Speaker 1: a bad kisser. All right. We're about to get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back after it's what seems like a successful date.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got a kiss at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, and it's strange that she hasn't answered any
Speaker 1: of your texts. Can I ask, are you like a
Speaker 1: move type of guy or were you able to actually
Speaker 1: show her like your real personality? First of all, the
Speaker 1: move is a part of my personality. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: when you come at a date with like some rehearsed plan,
Speaker 1: a lot of times you may get lost in that look.
Speaker 1: I may not have invented, but it works for me
Speaker 1: every time. And there's a reason it's in the movies. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true. There probably is a reason it's in the movies,
Speaker 1: all right. Man, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now,
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and find out why she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Brittany please? This is she. Hey, Brittany,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. So a radio show. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know who this is. Oh. That surprises me with
Speaker 1: the how quickly you answered. I figured you'd be a
Speaker 1: huge fan. It's a morning radio show, and somebody recently
Speaker 1: sent us an email about you, and that's why I'm
Speaker 1: calling today. I don't understand how it's happened. Well, it's
Speaker 1: a segment we do on our show called the second
Speaker 1: Date Update. Basically, if you go out with somebody on
Speaker 1: a date and then don't call them back after, they
Speaker 1: email us to see if we can get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what went wrong. So, you
Speaker 1: recently went out on a date with one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: His name is James. Do you remember going out with James?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah? Is that a good oh my
Speaker 1: god or a bad? Oh my god? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You have a few minutes to tell us about your
Speaker 1: date with James. Not really. I kind of want to
Speaker 1: move on from it. Not bad. Well, if I if
Speaker 1: I could just get you for like a second to
Speaker 1: talk about it, it would help out a lot. He's
Speaker 1: he actually liked you a lot, and he's wondering why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. Um, it'll just I promise,
Speaker 1: it'll just take a second. We just want to know
Speaker 1: if he did anything wrong on your date. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He just seems like a self center type of dude,
Speaker 1: and I just was turned off by it self centered,
Speaker 1: Like he talked about himself the whole time and didn't
Speaker 1: pay anything you were saying or something. He didn't pay
Speaker 1: attention to anything that I was saying. Really nothing, like
Speaker 1: he wasn't having a conversation with you. He's just telling
Speaker 1: you about stuff. Well, it's like when I was trying
Speaker 1: to open up to him, you can tell he just
Speaker 1: was not listening, like at all. Really Well, for the
Speaker 1: way he tells it, everything went amazing and you guys
Speaker 1: had a wonderful time and you kissed at the end
Speaker 1: of the evening and you even were like, hey, we'll
Speaker 1: go out again. So what part is let me hear
Speaker 1: your side of the story, because what part is self
Speaker 1: centered according to you, because he didn't sound like anything
Speaker 1: was like that at all. I love that it's making
Speaker 1: you laugh. Well, I don't believe that's what he told
Speaker 1: you because he completely missed the most important part of
Speaker 1: that actual story. Okay, what's the most important part. Well,
Speaker 1: dinner was fine, and we were leaving the restaurant. We were,
Speaker 1: you know, just casually walking, and I was telling him
Speaker 1: a very personal story about my parents and unfortunate parents
Speaker 1: got a divorce and my dad recently um passed away,
Speaker 1: and so I'm it's like a real, you know, raw
Speaker 1: moment for me, and I'm telling him this and then
Speaker 1: he had the audacity to shush me. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: When it happened? Are you serious? I'm dead serious and
Speaker 1: not over that. After he shushed me, he kissed me. So,
Speaker 1: if I'm getting this, if I'm getting this right, he
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention to a word you were saying. You
Speaker 1: were telling him something very intimate, and then he told
Speaker 1: you to shut up and exactly tell him what was
Speaker 1: going on. I was telling him. I just literally told him.
Speaker 1: He wasn't listening. Okay, So, God, did you kiss him
Speaker 1: back or no? I was in shock. My lips were
Speaker 1: just there, and his lips were just all online talk
Speaker 1: about Brittany. I'm sorry. I can understand why you wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to call him back. Oh man, that was the
Speaker 1: most awkward thing that ever happened to me on a day.
Speaker 1: If somebody did that to me, I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: ever talk to them again. Do you ever want to
Speaker 1: talk to him again? No? Oh, well, that's too bad,
Speaker 1: because I have to let you know that he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening right. What the hell is this, James?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? I am so sorry. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: completely mortified. Yeah. Would this be a bad time to
Speaker 1: offer my condolence this for your family? It would be
Speaker 1: a bit late. I would think this is a bad time. James. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I screwed up. I screwed up. I was
Speaker 1: just honestly, I was so focused on trying to kiss
Speaker 1: you that I mean, this is definitely definitely gonna make
Speaker 1: me rethink ever using that move again. Yeah, your move
Speaker 1: kind of back fired, James, Brittany. If you don't know
Speaker 1: what James was doing, apparently this is what he told
Speaker 1: us earlier. That's his signature move. At the end of
Speaker 1: the date. Don't worry. He wants. If he wants to
Speaker 1: kiss a girl, he waits until they're talking about something
Speaker 1: and then he goes and then kisses her. I think
Speaker 1: this time it was very bad for him. It was
Speaker 1: very bad. Yeah, again, that was dumb, pretty weird. We
Speaker 1: all rolled our eyes when he told us about it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, and I get wire upset, but
Speaker 1: he said such nice things about you when we talked
Speaker 1: to him earlier. Okay, that's nice at all, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't break the fact of what he did. I mean,
Speaker 1: can I just can interject real quick? I mean, technically
Speaker 1: the move still worked. Oh, you're right, she did kiss me.
Speaker 1: I didn't kiss you. I was stunned. I was standing
Speaker 1: there like just telling you that a deaf in the
Speaker 1: family shouldn't. Yeah. I know it's bad. It's bad, and
Speaker 1: you know, I hope you can forgive me in that
Speaker 1: like we can. We can move on from me. You
Speaker 1: try again. This is a perfect time to ask, Brittany,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with James on a
Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for its. Britany, are you
Speaker 1: sure James a great time before that moment? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: James likes you a lot there's no chance on a
Speaker 1: second date. He's screwed up. He knows it. No, he
Speaker 1: can try that move on somebody else. Look, I promise
Speaker 1: I will never shush you again. I'll just I'll just
Speaker 1: do the kissing part. No, that doesn't make it any better.
Speaker 1: Clearly you don't get it. Yeah, James, I think next
Speaker 1: time you try to do your patented move where you
Speaker 1: shish a woman and then kiss her, pay attention to
Speaker 1: what she's talking about before you do it. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'll modify the move. Modify your move is modification. Brittany,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for your time. I know you
Speaker 1: weren't expecting this phone call, but thank you for sharing
Speaker 1: with us. Okay, No, thank you as he have anything
Speaker 1: else to say before we let you go. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think what I got out of her broken Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning text in at seven eight, five to nine
Speaker 1: two that says, if that guy's signature move works every time,
Speaker 1: then why is he still single? Amen, Broken Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I think we actually found out why he's
Speaker 1: still single. I'm talking, of course, about the second date update. Skuy,
Speaker 1: James wanted us to call a girl Brittany for him.
Speaker 1: She wasn't calling back after their date. They even kissed
Speaker 1: at the end of the date when he used his
Speaker 1: signature move that he got from the movies. It's ridiculous. Basically,
Speaker 1: what he does when he goes out on a date
Speaker 1: is he waits until the right moment when she's talking,
Speaker 1: and then he shishes her and then kisses her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be passionate and romantic. Except what he
Speaker 1: didn't realize was the girl that he went out with, Brittany,
Speaker 1: was in the middle of talking about how one of
Speaker 1: her family members had passed away, but he wasn't paying
Speaker 1: attention because he was so focused on doing his signature
Speaker 1: move that right in the mill that he just would
Speaker 1: sh kissed her. And what's shocking to me is that
Speaker 1: the lesson he learned wasn't that he should maybe just
Speaker 1: be himself and stop with the moves. It's that he
Speaker 1: needs to modify, quite right, change my move a little bit,
Speaker 1: or maybe you should just pay attention to what your
Speaker 1: date is saying, Oh my gosh, so that you realize,
Speaker 1: like maybe if she's just talking about what sort of
Speaker 1: drinks she likes, or she likes going hiking or something
Speaker 1: that's an Okay, time to maybe shish and go in
Speaker 1: for your move. But when she's talking about the death
Speaker 1: of a family member usually isn't the best time to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, shut up, shut shut stop, shut up,
Speaker 1: I want to kiss you and shish ain't any woman?
Speaker 1: Is not a good moves. How many people have actually
Speaker 1: had this happen to them, though, We're getting text messages
Speaker 1: in at seven, eight, five, nine two from people that
Speaker 1: are like, my husband did this to me well, and
Speaker 1: then that also follows up with I told him never
Speaker 1: to do that to me again, or I'd kick his ass.
Speaker 1: So the shish move is definitely something that you should
Speaker 1: not do if you want to get a second date. Remember,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back
Speaker 1: to