WEBVTT - Donkey Of The Day Throwback

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<v Speaker 1>I was the donkey. Yeah, Donke here to day goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Vivian Quorez aka Polka. I know I pronounced her

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<v Speaker 1>name all wrong. I hope I got Polka right. But

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<v Speaker 1>she's a Brazilian singer. I never heard of her. But

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<v Speaker 1>I am sending her healing energy this morning. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a teachable moment, and I'm sending her healing energy because

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<v Speaker 1>she needs it. Okay. I want to tell you all

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<v Speaker 1>something this morning, and I mean it from the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of my heart. Actually I don't mean it from the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of my heart. I simply mean it from my bottom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there is someone out there. There's someone out there right

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<v Speaker 1>now who needs to hear the words that are about

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<v Speaker 1>to come out of my mouth. There is someone somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>right now who is going through what I am about

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<v Speaker 1>to discuss. Maybe somebody in this room. Okay. They are

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<v Speaker 1>holding something in that they want to get out to

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and I need you to know don't hold

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<v Speaker 1>it in anymore. Okay. I know it hurts. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it hurts to let it go, but sometimes it

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<v Speaker 1>hurts more to hold on. And I am giving you

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<v Speaker 1>permission this morning to let it go. Let it go,

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<v Speaker 1>Let it go. Okay, I know you can't hold it

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<v Speaker 1>back anymore. I don't care if you're in a car

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<v Speaker 1>with people, on a public transportation, with people under the covers,

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<v Speaker 1>with your loved one, in a room full of people,

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<v Speaker 1>ma'am or sir are they If you have to fart

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<v Speaker 1>right now, do it? Okay, let it go, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>air brush your boxes, let off a twenty one, ain'tal salute.

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<v Speaker 1>If folks next to you have to feel a little

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<v Speaker 1>backdoor breeze, do it. They will live, but you possibly

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<v Speaker 1>won't if you hold your farts in. That's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Poker. Okay, that's why she's getting dunk here to

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<v Speaker 1>day to day. She was sent to the hospital to

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<v Speaker 1>be treated for trap gas because she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>fart in front of her boyfriend. All right, let me

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<v Speaker 1>have some farts. Sounds right, I mean, get me in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood. I need something harder than that. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>me something wetton now. That means you're trying, you're fought

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<v Speaker 1>in it. I like the natural ones. They're like, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go, all right, Poker, Poker, let that man go.

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<v Speaker 1>He don't tell them. You can't tell them to stop

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<v Speaker 1>farting all right, got it all out ready, A right, poker?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing, baby girl? Okay, you're not on

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<v Speaker 1>farting terms with your boyfriend, so you held them in.

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<v Speaker 1>How many of y'all out there are not on farting

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<v Speaker 1>terms with your significant others, so you hold them in?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you don't want to fart around them, why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you just go to the bathroom, poker? I do

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<v Speaker 1>it all the time. Why because I don't far fart.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hold my farts for nobody. But also I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fart in my clothes. Okay, I don't fart in

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<v Speaker 1>my clothes. When I need to blow my big brown horn,

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<v Speaker 1>I go into the bathroom, pull my pants down, and

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<v Speaker 1>I let that brown horn brass quiet sign, okay. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Polk is twenty seven years old, and she shared her

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<v Speaker 1>gas problems with her fifteen point seven meals and followers

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. She wrote, and I quote, I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>at five thirty am with severy stomach pains and ended

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<v Speaker 1>up in the hospital. She then assured her followers she

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<v Speaker 1>is all right, and then she added, because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, guys, I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of

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<v Speaker 1>trap farts. She then went on to encourage her followers

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<v Speaker 1>to pass when freely. She said, and I quote, girls,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be ashamed of fart in front of your guy,

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<v Speaker 1>because what's really embarrassing it is not letting your guys

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<v Speaker 1>sleep because you're in discomfort, going to the hospital with

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<v Speaker 1>your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts end quote.

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest, I didn't know trap gas was the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but according to The New York Post, it accurage when

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<v Speaker 1>methane has not moved through ones and testines, normally causing

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<v Speaker 1>sufferers sharp pain or discomfort in their abdomen. Give me

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<v Speaker 1>a fart, right, no, right right now. I don't be

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok Okay. I do have a TikTok at Sea

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<v Speaker 1>to God CTJ G O D, but it's strictly for books.

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<v Speaker 1>I think book talk is an amazing hashtag, and I

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<v Speaker 1>love the fact that literacy and literature is being pushed

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<v Speaker 1>so heavy with that hashtag. Dropped on a clue bond

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<v Speaker 1>for book talk, damn it. Okay, you know you walk

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<v Speaker 1>in Bonds and Nobles. Now you see a whole book

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<v Speaker 1>talk section. So yes, when I do post TikTok videos,

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<v Speaker 1>it's about books, Okay. I love to read, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have a book in print Black Privilege Publishing with Simon

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<v Speaker 1>and Schuster, so it makes sense. But there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other information on TikTok. For example, this doctor named

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<v Speaker 1>Karen Rajon who back in September warned people about the

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous in health risk of holding in your farts. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to what she had to say, but tell us something

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<v Speaker 1>posting facts about faults. On average, people fout fourteen times

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<v Speaker 1>a day. The more the merrier someone tells you they

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<v Speaker 1>don't fault, they're lying and you should discern them immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>All they've got a bowl obstruction, which is a medical emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>Your average daily fault volume is enough to fill up

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<v Speaker 1>a medium slage balloon. Happy Birthday, The first fault of

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<v Speaker 1>your day is usually the largest. Seventy five percent of

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<v Speaker 1>faults are produced by bacteria, and the large intestine digested

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<v Speaker 1>food that isn't broken down is chewed up by bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>that produced microscopic faults, and these microscopic faults and human

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<v Speaker 1>and become one of your regular faults. Twenty five percent

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<v Speaker 1>of faults has swallowed the head that you don't bump

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<v Speaker 1>and dissolve gases from the blood making its way into intestines.

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<v Speaker 1>Of fault is non spending gases, usually hydrogen, methane, and

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<v Speaker 1>carbon dioxide. Hydrogen and methane are flammable, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>you can like the fat and fire not recommended. The

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<v Speaker 1>one percent of fat that do stink of volatile sulfur

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<v Speaker 1>compounds like hydrogen sulfide. If you're holding the fault too long,

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<v Speaker 1>it can be reabsorbed into your blood circulation and breathe

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<v Speaker 1>that when you exhale. Noise of the fat is a

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<v Speaker 1>combination of anual stink to vibrations and the percussion of

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<v Speaker 1>butt cheeks against each other. Buttle Hud is determined the

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<v Speaker 1>sound any first of all that miss gender demand. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Karan. Okay, apologies, Koran didn't mean to reduce

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<v Speaker 1>you to a messy white woman named can What was

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<v Speaker 1>that term pressing the butt cheeks together for percussion? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that was an amazing, amazing uses of words drop on

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<v Speaker 1>the closed bombs for doctor Kron catch fiume chess. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what I got from that. What I got

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<v Speaker 1>from that is if you hold in a far too long,

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<v Speaker 1>it can be reabsorbed into your blood screen and breathed

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<v Speaker 1>out when you exhale, you know what that means. That

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<v Speaker 1>means that the next time somebody tells you that your

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<v Speaker 1>breath smells like dude, do it's because it really does

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<v Speaker 1>smell like dude. Do. Let me hit math cast right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, clear it out? Play the colon out ran

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, there you here you go. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>recorded himself this morning just to play this. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>somebody did that around you, you would say to them, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you might need to go to the doctor. Something's wrong. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing is wrong. Everything is right. Okay. What's the moral

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<v Speaker 1>of the story. You gotta let you but burt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta let those flagrant fuzzies fly when you are

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<v Speaker 1>having rectal tremors, let that corn hole clap. Okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>if and if your health isn't reason enough to let

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<v Speaker 1>your farts go, then just know you should fart nowadays

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<v Speaker 1>because at the president moment, farting it's the only gas

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<v Speaker 1>we can afford. Please give poker to sweech outs of

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<v Speaker 1>the Hamletones. Oh no you are dogee, oh the da gee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ye, I'm a father. Nick the camera guy, a

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<v Speaker 1>digital guy, Nick dropping a clothes bus and Nick, he

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<v Speaker 1>just prayed for breeze that those farts for real. And

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<v Speaker 1>we definitely know something. I'm a father, smell something. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fart in my clothes. I'm a father too. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fight in my clothes. I'm a father. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>taught me something too. She taught you to fart. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah she did. She said. If you're in bed right

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to fart, but you don't make no noise,

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<v Speaker 1>you just spread your cheek and it just so that's

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Just randomly do that. Sometimes you don't need

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<v Speaker 1>noisecuse to play with your butt that you wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to spread those cheeks with your own hands,

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<v Speaker 1>do it can and it doesn't have all the time

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Now we know why you don't hear it's

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<v Speaker 1>no it's that makes sense though, because the doctor said.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor said that the butt cheeks pressed together caused

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<v Speaker 1>the percussion. So if you spread them, yeah, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you in bed with your bull, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want your boot to know you fought, and you

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<v Speaker 1>just don't. Y'all it's some kid. That's why y'all got

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<v Speaker 1>six kids, only got four. Y'all is canky. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>bed spreading your own ass cheek. Oh my, getting you pregnant? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is something new. We learned to jay spread your

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<v Speaker 1>cheeks for no read thank you for that. No doctor around.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't getting nothing. You just you know how many

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<v Speaker 1>people are trying this right now? It works. No colonoscopy happened.

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<v Speaker 1>You just in this and you gotta fart, but you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it to do because you want better. Never

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<v Speaker 1>hear you be uncomfortable, well but comfortable about getting the colonoscopy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know it's crazy. And he does sit up

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<v Speaker 1>here and randomly spread had his cheeks and I did

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<v Speaker 1>not know why he was doing. Searching you for controversy,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to stark for controverstory? No, all right, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for that. Donkey in a day up next, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't press cheeks che Ask MVY if you have any

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<v Speaker 1>questions about spread your cheeks. The Breakfast Club