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Speaker 1: I was the donkey. Yeah, Donke here to day goes

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Speaker 1: to Vivian Quorez aka Polka. I know I pronounced her

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Speaker 1: name all wrong. I hope I got Polka right. But

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Speaker 1: she's a Brazilian singer. I never heard of her. But

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Speaker 1: I am sending her healing energy this morning. This is

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Speaker 1: a teachable moment, and I'm sending her healing energy because

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Speaker 1: she needs it. Okay. I want to tell you all

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Speaker 1: something this morning, and I mean it from the bottom

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Speaker 1: of my heart. Actually I don't mean it from the

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Speaker 1: bottom of my heart. I simply mean it from my bottom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there is someone out there. There's someone out there right

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Speaker 1: now who needs to hear the words that are about

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Speaker 1: to come out of my mouth. There is someone somewhere

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Speaker 1: right now who is going through what I am about

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Speaker 1: to discuss. Maybe somebody in this room. Okay. They are

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Speaker 1: holding something in that they want to get out to

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Speaker 1: the world, and I need you to know don't hold

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Speaker 1: it in anymore. Okay. I know it hurts. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: know it hurts to let it go, but sometimes it

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Speaker 1: hurts more to hold on. And I am giving you

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Speaker 1: Let it go. Okay, I know you can't hold it

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Speaker 1: back anymore. I don't care if you're in a car

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Speaker 1: ma'am or sir are they If you have to fart

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Speaker 1: right now, do it? Okay, let it go, all right,

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Speaker 1: air brush your boxes, let off a twenty one, ain'tal salute.

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Speaker 1: If folks next to you have to feel a little

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Speaker 1: backdoor breeze, do it. They will live, but you possibly

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Speaker 1: won't if you hold your farts in. That's what happened

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Speaker 1: to Poker. Okay, that's why she's getting dunk here to

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Speaker 1: day to day. She was sent to the hospital to

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Speaker 1: be treated for trap gas because she didn't want to

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Speaker 1: fart in front of her boyfriend. All right, let me

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Speaker 1: have some farts. Sounds right, I mean, get me in

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Speaker 1: the mood. I need something harder than that. I ain't

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Speaker 1: me something wetton now. That means you're trying, you're fought

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Speaker 1: in it. I like the natural ones. They're like, there

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Speaker 1: you go, all right, Poker, Poker, let that man go.

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Speaker 1: He don't tell them. You can't tell them to stop

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Speaker 1: farting all right, got it all out ready, A right, poker?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing, baby girl? Okay, you're not on

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Speaker 1: farting terms with your boyfriend, so you held them in.

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Speaker 1: How many of y'all out there are not on farting

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Speaker 1: terms with your significant others, so you hold them in?

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Speaker 1: And if you don't want to fart around them, why

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Speaker 1: didn't you just go to the bathroom, poker? I do

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Speaker 1: it all the time. Why because I don't far fart.

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Speaker 1: I don't hold my farts for nobody. But also I

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Speaker 1: don't fart in my clothes. Okay, I don't fart in

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Speaker 1: my clothes. When I need to blow my big brown horn,

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Speaker 1: I go into the bathroom, pull my pants down, and

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Speaker 1: I let that brown horn brass quiet sign, okay. Now.

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Speaker 1: Polk is twenty seven years old, and she shared her

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Speaker 1: gas problems with her fifteen point seven meals and followers

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. She wrote, and I quote, I woke up

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Speaker 1: trap farts. She then went on to encourage her followers

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Speaker 1: to pass when freely. She said, and I quote, girls,

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Speaker 1: don't be ashamed of fart in front of your guy,

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Speaker 1: because what's really embarrassing it is not letting your guys

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Speaker 1: your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts end quote.

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Speaker 1: Be honest, I didn't know trap gas was the thing,

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Speaker 1: but according to The New York Post, it accurage when

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Speaker 1: methane has not moved through ones and testines, normally causing

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Speaker 1: sufferers sharp pain or discomfort in their abdomen. Give me

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Speaker 1: a fart, right, no, right right now. I don't be

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Speaker 1: on TikTok Okay. I do have a TikTok at Sea

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Speaker 1: to God CTJ G O D, but it's strictly for books.

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Speaker 1: I think book talk is an amazing hashtag, and I

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Speaker 1: so heavy with that hashtag. Dropped on a clue bond

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Speaker 1: for book talk, damn it. Okay, you know you walk

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Speaker 1: in Bonds and Nobles. Now you see a whole book

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Speaker 1: talk section. So yes, when I do post TikTok videos,

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Speaker 1: have a book in print Black Privilege Publishing with Simon

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Speaker 1: and Schuster, so it makes sense. But there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of other information on TikTok. For example, this doctor named

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Speaker 1: Karen Rajon who back in September warned people about the

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Speaker 1: dangerous in health risk of holding in your farts. Listen

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Speaker 1: posting facts about faults. On average, people fout fourteen times

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Speaker 1: don't fault, they're lying and you should discern them immediately.

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Speaker 1: All they've got a bowl obstruction, which is a medical emergency.

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Speaker 1: Your average daily fault volume is enough to fill up

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Speaker 1: a medium slage balloon. Happy Birthday, The first fault of

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Speaker 1: your day is usually the largest. Seventy five percent of

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Speaker 1: faults are produced by bacteria, and the large intestine digested

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Speaker 1: food that isn't broken down is chewed up by bacteria

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Speaker 1: that produced microscopic faults, and these microscopic faults and human

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Speaker 1: and become one of your regular faults. Twenty five percent

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Speaker 1: of faults has swallowed the head that you don't bump

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Speaker 1: and dissolve gases from the blood making its way into intestines.

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Speaker 1: you can like the fat and fire not recommended. The

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Speaker 1: one percent of fat that do stink of volatile sulfur

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Speaker 1: compounds like hydrogen sulfide. If you're holding the fault too long,

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Speaker 1: it can be reabsorbed into your blood circulation and breathe

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Speaker 1: that when you exhale. Noise of the fat is a

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Speaker 1: combination of anual stink to vibrations and the percussion of

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Speaker 1: butt cheeks against each other. Buttle Hud is determined the

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Speaker 1: sound any first of all that miss gender demand. His

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Speaker 1: name is Karan. Okay, apologies, Koran didn't mean to reduce

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Speaker 1: you to a messy white woman named can What was

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Speaker 1: that term pressing the butt cheeks together for percussion? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was an amazing, amazing uses of words drop on

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Speaker 1: the closed bombs for doctor Kron catch fiume chess. All right,

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Speaker 1: it can be reabsorbed into your blood screen and breathed

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Speaker 1: out when you exhale, you know what that means. That

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Speaker 1: means that the next time somebody tells you that your

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Speaker 1: breath smells like dude, do it's because it really does

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Speaker 1: all right, clear it out? Play the colon out ran

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Speaker 1: recorded himself this morning just to play this. Yes, if

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Speaker 1: somebody did that around you, you would say to them, bro,

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Speaker 1: you gotta let those flagrant fuzzies fly when you are

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Speaker 1: having rectal tremors, let that corn hole clap. Okay. And

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Speaker 1: if and if your health isn't reason enough to let

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Speaker 1: your farts go, then just know you should fart nowadays

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Speaker 1: because at the president moment, farting it's the only gas

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Speaker 1: we can afford. Please give poker to sweech outs of

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Speaker 1: the Hamletones. Oh no you are dogee, oh the da gee.

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Speaker 1: Oh ye, I'm a father. Nick the camera guy, a

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Speaker 1: just prayed for breeze that those farts for real. And

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Speaker 1: we definitely know something. I'm a father, smell something. I

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Speaker 1: don't fart in my clothes. I'm a father too. I

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Speaker 1: don't fight in my clothes. I'm a father. My wife

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Speaker 1: taught me something too. She taught you to fart. No, well,

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Speaker 1: yeah she did. She said. If you're in bed right

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Speaker 1: and you want to fart, but you don't make no noise,

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Speaker 1: you just spread your cheek and it just so that's

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Speaker 1: about you. Just randomly do that. Sometimes you don't need

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Speaker 1: If you want to spread those cheeks with your own hands,

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Speaker 1: no it's that makes sense though, because the doctor said.

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Speaker 1: The doctor said that the butt cheeks pressed together caused

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Speaker 1: the percussion. So if you spread them, yeah, okay, So

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Speaker 1: if you if you in bed with your bull, you

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Speaker 1: don't want your boot to know you fought, and you

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Speaker 1: just don't. Y'all it's some kid. That's why y'all got

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Speaker 1: six kids, only got four. Y'all is canky. You're the

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Speaker 1: bed spreading your own ass cheek. Oh my, getting you pregnant? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is something new. We learned to jay spread your

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Speaker 1: cheeks for no read thank you for that. No doctor around.

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Speaker 1: You ain't getting nothing. You just you know how many

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Speaker 1: people are trying this right now? It works. No colonoscopy happened.

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Speaker 1: You just in this and you gotta fart, but you

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Speaker 1: don't want it to do because you want better. Never

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Speaker 1: hear you be uncomfortable, well but comfortable about getting the colonoscopy, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you know it's crazy. And he does sit up

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Speaker 1: here and randomly spread had his cheeks and I did

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Speaker 1: not know why he was doing. Searching you for controversy,

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Speaker 1: you want to stark for controverstory? No, all right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. Donkey in a day up next, you

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Speaker 1: didn't press cheeks che Ask MVY if you have any

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Speaker 1: questions about spread your cheeks. The Breakfast Club