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Speaker 1: talk about on your on your podcast morning show? Happy

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Speaker 1: New Years? No s? Happy new Year? What? Some people

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Speaker 1: I know happy New Year because they can find New

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Speaker 1: Year's Eve with New Year's Happy new Year. It's new year.

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Speaker 1: But if you wish Scottie be a happy new Year,

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Speaker 1: he gets very angry because I saw him on January

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Speaker 1: not seen him since December twenty second. When does happy

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Speaker 1: New Year expire well? For him? He said, technically I

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Speaker 1: didn't get it. I don't know him. It's different for everyone.

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Speaker 1: But if you haven't seen the person since the end

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Speaker 1: that I would January Christmas in the room now, Happy

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Speaker 1: New Year, Happy New Years, I will not accept it.

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Speaker 1: I have not seen you since December. It was good

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Speaker 1: to see you. It was January three. The first thing

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Speaker 1: know we haven't seen you before your birthday. We might say,

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Speaker 1: how is your birthday? Happy birthday? What's the cut off? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Why are you so upset that people

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Speaker 1: Every other Happy or Mary is a one day holiday

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Speaker 1: that you're acknowledging. Merry Christmas is one day. Hanik is

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Speaker 1: eight days, you know. Great? Okay, New Year, Happy New Year.

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Speaker 1: You're not wishing them a happy January one. You're wishing

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Speaker 1: But I have strange shaped poop dot com. Which I

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Speaker 1: that it's everyone likes to talk talk talk, but nobody

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Speaker 1: and who's going to advertise? And already Okay, so we

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Speaker 1: is it that we want to do with it? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're going to create a company that we can franchise

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Speaker 1: for people who don't want cake for their birthday, we

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Speaker 1: make other things that, like the French, I would have

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Speaker 1: like twelve things, one of them being like meat loaf, right,

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Speaker 1: like a meat loaf, and then in sauce you'd write

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Speaker 1: happy birthdays, but in the shape of a cake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've seen that Birthday Fake. Do they own birthday fake

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Speaker 1: a minute, we're friends with Barbara Cochrane to get her

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Speaker 1: but I'm worried that if I text her she won't

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to renew it right now. We have

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Speaker 1: He always wanted to do a phone tap on his dad,

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Speaker 1: I don't know when I'm just an a Barbara Corcoran.

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Speaker 1: Have Debbie Gibson? Did I say Davide Gibson? Yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: all with through our phones. Hold on, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: call one Bobby Flay. We'll have body flies who don't

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Speaker 1: count because he's front of ours about boys. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on calling, hold on Garrett, come on, have the CVS.

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Speaker 1: I have Dr Oz's phone number. Ye, hold on another

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Speaker 1: the bottom celebrity won't pick up. Dr Mike. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: Why you called too much? No? I hate talking to him.

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Speaker 1: You're calling. I have de Snyder from Twisted Sister's phone up. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who that who? That? You didn't even get a call?

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Speaker 1: I called scary. You called me number, you want to

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Speaker 1: call my house? Nope, called your mobile. Try it again, mobile,

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Speaker 1: it's not coming through. Yeah, there's Joe Gato. I have

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Speaker 1: Josh Grobin. I have a girl's phone number from a

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Speaker 1: rap group that broke up? Does that count? Which is

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Speaker 1: one Wild or Kids? No? So close? Wild podcast day?

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Speaker 1: Cane from The Cane Show. Of all of our friends,

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Speaker 1: like John Pinette. Johnette one of the greatest stand up

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Speaker 1: the topic, but text message just came in. They wanted

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Speaker 1: on this scenario. On a Saturday, when there's a hill

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Speaker 1: Like all morning, I felt like in quicksand you know,

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Speaker 1: podcasts and shows. I need you back. This probably wasn't

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, Elf,