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Speaker 3: This is a I was telling y'all earlier that a
Speaker 3: friend of mine at the gala last night left their
Speaker 3: phone at the at the office, I mean at the
Speaker 3: banquet last night while I was still there. So I
Speaker 3: now have his phone. Yeah, which means I've been having
Speaker 3: some fun with it. Would you like to know some
Speaker 3: text I've already sent to them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, here we go. Here's some text, some of them
Speaker 3: he will only get some of them.
Speaker 5: All of y'all will get.
Speaker 3: Text number one to our friend Mark Garnett. I have
Speaker 3: been praying and now feel led to pay your house off.
Speaker 3: Let's talk at lunch, all right. To Fellowbama fan and
Speaker 3: all out Bama fan Doug Travis uh and Jordie. There's
Speaker 3: no bigger Bama fan than Jordy and Doug. I'm tired
Speaker 3: of sabing war Eagle. I'm done with him. Okay, So
Speaker 3: I said that one to your daughters, to your daughters.
Speaker 3: Daddy has decided to lose fifty pounds. May be the
Speaker 3: worst one, and this is the only one he'll get
Speaker 3: to Neil Bird, look at his face, his face, Okay, Neil,
Speaker 3: give up the suit, come into the new Millennium.
Speaker 6: Jordie's gonna have a busy Davy.
Speaker 3: He's running in here.
Speaker 6: To get that phone.
Speaker 5: So I cannot so anyway.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if somebody if you leave your phone
Speaker 3: with one of us, and you.
Speaker 7: Know what he is, you know, I hate hate Jordy. Hey,
Speaker 7: why do you see the ones I sent to your
Speaker 7: wife Kim?
Speaker 6: I like, did you hear?
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?
Speaker 6: One already said?
Speaker 5: How did you send this to me? I think that's me?
Speaker 3: That would have been she said, No, did you leave
Speaker 3: your phone last night at the gala?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thanks buddy. It's all over now.
Speaker 4: Hate.
Speaker 3: Now you've got to deal with those texts I've seen, Geordy,
Speaker 3: did you say one to.
Speaker 6: Just a couple of things? Why don't you have a
Speaker 6: pass code on your phone so people can't do that?
Speaker 3: I can remember past cut the good news, the good news.
Speaker 6: This will take thumb print. I don't have to remember much. Well,
Speaker 6: just when you power it up.
Speaker 5: My kids tell me I'm behind the times. That's an
Speaker 5: old phone, but it works. Is your Your daughter's gonna
Speaker 5: be thrilled with your new commitment. They've probably been praying
Speaker 5: like that. I ain't believing you.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's all good. Daddy loves you, Geordy.
Speaker 3: The text are bad.
Speaker 6: But let me tell you this before you go too far.
Speaker 3: I will check your photos. Yeah, why did you see
Speaker 3: your new background?
Speaker 8: Yeah that's beautiful.
Speaker 5: Isn't that good?
Speaker 6: It'll be a good day in the old one.
Speaker 3: I didn't know Jim Foyd was in here in the old.
Speaker 6: Days, if anybody left their camera laying around.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't leave camera right now? Oh thank
Speaker 3: you for coming. Listener, what a grade event. I know
Speaker 3: that you wish I hadn't left your phone.
Speaker 5: How did you end up with Sherry?
Speaker 3: He's inured. I noticed since the book has come out,
Speaker 3: that's you know, that used to be the common thing
Speaker 3: that Bubba and I dealt with all the time, and
Speaker 3: then it's almost like it went away because the wives
Speaker 3: were doing their own things. And now that she's come
Speaker 3: back into the spotlight a little bit with the book,
Speaker 3: which is you know.
Speaker 5: That has started all over again. I watched you. You
Speaker 5: you played a wonderful wife role last night at the gala. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you sat there. You were very supportive, you were very submissive.
Speaker 3: I thought, I thought I did good.
Speaker 5: I mean, your wife was the glass act and you
Speaker 5: were the wind beneath her.
Speaker 2: Wi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was. She was being honored that night.
Speaker 3: I wasn't being honored. I was being honored indirectly because
Speaker 3: I'm her husband.
Speaker 5: But I don't know how you got that.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jordy, I've been I've been worried about you. God,
Speaker 3: God the last time he can do miracles like that.
Speaker 3: That's right, That is a miracle, Burgess, it is, it is.
Speaker 5: I mean, she's classy.
Speaker 3: Well, we tried to be Pharaoh and Lee Major's last night,
Speaker 3: and I think we might have pulled half that off.
Speaker 6: Did you really wear a peace symbol?
Speaker 3: You know, that's you know, that's the sixties, you had
Speaker 3: peace six.
Speaker 5: High war whatever Kim told me to wear.
Speaker 3: Really it looked good over your Columbia vestal. Was nobody
Speaker 3: had Columbia vest on in the seventies. Oh you missed
Speaker 3: her unbutton. That's the way I normally wear it. We
Speaker 3: were looking.
Speaker 5: Good showing his chest hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, asking for extra steak. Oh did he
Speaker 3: get an extra buddy?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 5: Did you bid me money?
Speaker 3: Hone? I noticed you had somebody else's card.
Speaker 5: Should we talk about that? All right? Let me tell you.
Speaker 8: What is y'all deal.
Speaker 5: Over the place?
Speaker 6: See this is standard. I know what to expect anytime
Speaker 6: I'm at this one. You don't leave your phone lying
Speaker 6: around out a pass you know you don't. And if
Speaker 6: there's a solid auction, I have to go through it
Speaker 6: and mark out my name where Rick's bid for me
Speaker 6: right on every item, every every item, and I have
Speaker 6: to be very careful. I usually don't even sign up
Speaker 6: and get a number because it will go missing, and
Speaker 6: then behind me I'll be bidding for stuff.
Speaker 3: Well this wasn't well, let me tell you what this was.
Speaker 3: I think what you did is absolutely appropriate. And I'll
Speaker 3: tell you why. They had on every table you're supposed
Speaker 3: to everybody who bought tickets supposed to be there. So
Speaker 3: when you sit at your seat, you had a card
Speaker 3: that on the back of it had a number, and
Speaker 3: that number was went with your name. Okay, so it
Speaker 3: was there. So when they did the live auction at
Speaker 3: the Hentson Travis and who forget who was there. It's
Speaker 3: your table. They had the guy that didn't show up,
Speaker 3: so his number still there though. Oh yeah, you don't
Speaker 3: get the numbers. When you arrive. They make a number
Speaker 3: for you with your name printed on it. And I
Speaker 3: look back at Geordie Stadement, like, look at big hearted Jordie.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's bidding like a man. One of the
Speaker 3: guys with the whistle just stood beside him. Right, mister
Speaker 3: Brown is going to get a few calls today. But
Speaker 3: you know what, he had to step up. That's a
Speaker 3: great ministry.
Speaker 5: Well last night he had a big heart he did.
Speaker 3: That's great, that's right.
Speaker 5: Five thousand dollars was a huge amount for here.
Speaker 3: When I saw them going over to Geordie's table on
Speaker 3: the five thousand dollars bid, I was like, you must
Speaker 3: have closed that deal.
Speaker 5: We been there was a lot of pressure, yeah, and
Speaker 5: you wanted to help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what I did? So what you did instead
Speaker 3: of you sacrificially giving, you let someone else sacrificially give.
Speaker 9: You know what, as long as the money gets can
Speaker 9: I say I might win? So you brilliant flash democrat
Speaker 9: pretty much.
Speaker 8: And I liked it.
Speaker 3: That's what it's like. A great feeling Bernie Sanders for
Speaker 3: a night.
Speaker 5: It felt goods giving somebody else's money away O PM.
Speaker 3: But uh, and I know I noticed. I noticed you
Speaker 3: and Kim didn't dance. What was up with that, Geordie.
Speaker 5: You know I struggled on the dance for a little bit, Geordy,
Speaker 5: I broke both my ankles from my feet turned out.
Speaker 3: But that's all right. It's like watching a little pinkun dance,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 6: Are they like my knees? They just buckle from the way.
Speaker 5: Plus Kim can dance. Imagine it was a dancer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not Georgie, take dance. Can I tell you
Speaker 3: what Greg and you you may have missed this. Something
Speaker 3: was said last night that on this show is going
Speaker 3: to be monumental to it really is. This quote took
Speaker 3: place last night. Mom and Dad are there and I said,
Speaker 3: and they're kind of you know, Mom's kind of moving
Speaker 3: to the music. And I said that you and Dad
Speaker 3: are going to get out there and dance. She says
Speaker 3: the following phrase, Well, you know I can't dance now.
Speaker 3: Your dad's a great dancer. Dad, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: But I can't dance for you.
Speaker 3: When I said dancer, we missed that and she said,
Speaker 3: she said, oh yeah, you're dack and your dad can dance.
Speaker 3: Well we missed that. And I said what pictures and
Speaker 3: uh and and they never proved it. He did moonwalk
Speaker 3: one time. Yeah, but but she goes, oh yeah, your
Speaker 3: dad she got. I said, well, can you just follow
Speaker 3: his lead? She goes, well, that's what I have to do.
Speaker 3: So you would have to follow dad's lead if y'all danced,
Speaker 3: And she said, oh, yeah, he can dance. And I
Speaker 3: was like, really, so, what what does it?
Speaker 6: I mean, like more formal dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she was talking about because they're kids
Speaker 3: of the field, because we're free lancers. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: that she's talking about if they went out there and
Speaker 3: did their dancing of their day, that he actually can
Speaker 3: do it. So I really wanted that. And then a
Speaker 3: lot of thee replacement talk and all that, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, he never did it, but I wanted to
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 5: He was dancing inside, yeah.
Speaker 3: He was, but but he behaved for him, I thought
Speaker 3: he behaved. He did. Yeah, he's the music was loud,
Speaker 3: people couldn't hear him. That's one he had one little
Speaker 3: you know, like when is the food you know when
Speaker 3: you know here colling schedule, here's here's what his quote was,
Speaker 3: and you do this. So he was just like you,
Speaker 3: Jordie Hinson. I'm pointing to Jordan, hey, hey, and I
Speaker 3: look over and I said, Dad, what he goes? Are
Speaker 3: we sitting with Rick and sheer? How can we can't
Speaker 3: get any food? And I'm like, then, I know what
Speaker 3: table this is and she's a gast matter. How can
Speaker 3: we get fair? And I was like, Dad, he was
Speaker 3: he didn't last and he was last as first.
Speaker 5: I mean he got on me, he said. I was
Speaker 5: sitting way in the back. I said, well, I'm not
Speaker 5: eating with I'm not eating with Rick, right, yeah, so
Speaker 5: I'm going where I'm usually positioned in the very back table.
Speaker 3: So you don't have to dance.
Speaker 5: Don't have to dance, but I can bed for.
Speaker 3: Mister Brown on behalf of mister Brown. Thank you for that.
Speaker 5: Hey, sure he did a great job. Really, what a
Speaker 5: great honor. Thank you, Bud.
Speaker 6: Well, we better go for my phone, get phone on
Speaker 6: behalf of the staff.
Speaker 3: Thanks for leaving your phone. And you're a hearted this
Speaker 3: now come back and go back with in me and
Speaker 3: they're going yet it is I can see you will,
Speaker 3: we'll be back. It's all good stuff. I didn't take
Speaker 3: anything negative. Right, Well, we'll be back more ricking bubba
Speaker 3: right after this.
Speaker 2: Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3: Talking another minute, then kind of hang out and then
Speaker 3: everybody raise your hand? Who wants kirky coffin?
Speaker 6: So why.
Speaker 4: Let it?
Speaker 3: Scott most didn't you know you still to stay record?
Speaker 8: He did, but he ordered Uh.
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, there's a plaque that marks the spot
Speaker 6: that does Loba saw you on some list.
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, I've been on a lot
Speaker 8: of lists.
Speaker 6: It was that little it was that little magazine that
Speaker 6: the state.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, does it happen when he poses with it?
Speaker 9: You know he's got that seriously.
Speaker 3: No, it's just got It's got like the least smiling
Speaker 3: real No pictures, no pictures.
Speaker 6: You know, there's there's a bunch of categories for turkey stuff.
Speaker 6: You know, Gary still has the state record for the
Speaker 6: spur Big boy, Gary, No boys, Gars.
Speaker 8: My mouth is getting dry now?
Speaker 3: What what? What's going on?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 3: What you were saying that you had some sort of
Speaker 3: experience you was gonna share with us or something?
Speaker 5: I know you love to cook.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I'm kind I kind of, uh, you know,
Speaker 11: kind of step off in the you know, the culinary
Speaker 11: arts and stuff like that.
Speaker 8: You know, he love to cook.
Speaker 6: I do love man can make some pies, yeah, walking,
Speaker 6: I don't wonder where they're at.
Speaker 8: Must have forgot how but yeah, but mostly kind of tradition.
Speaker 3: Are you likely to salad them?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I kind of stay traditional. But I wanted to try something,
Speaker 11: and you know, a lot of more buddies said, man,
Speaker 11: you order to try this sometimes. So I was down
Speaker 11: at my shop working. I put this on Facebook, and uh,
Speaker 11: everybody wanted to hear the story, and I said, what
Speaker 11: I'm not telling If I can hold it together, my phone's.
Speaker 8: Going off right now, down put it on, do not.
Speaker 11: I I was making as a turkey call and I
Speaker 11: kind of got hunger this after lunch, I said, well,
Speaker 11: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to run the grocery store
Speaker 11: and get something, you know, put it on while I'm
Speaker 11: working on turkey calls. Well, I went to the store
Speaker 11: and I saw what guys was wanting me to to
Speaker 11: buy and try to fix, you know, So I bought
Speaker 11: me a pack of it, brought it home, got on
Speaker 11: the internet, and tried to figure out, you know, watching YouTube,
Speaker 11: try to fix it, what to put in it, and
Speaker 11: every thing's going good. I put it in the bowler,
Speaker 11: you know, water and put all my ingredients, you know,
Speaker 11: spices and onions and spices.
Speaker 8: Yeah, boiler.
Speaker 11: So I went back down to the shop to finish
Speaker 11: up some turkey calls, some turkey coss.
Speaker 8: Are you gonna say this? Do you want meke?
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I'm I'm just practicing, all right.
Speaker 11: Well, about thirty minutes, I said I better go check
Speaker 11: on how many minutes? About thirty minutes, you know, I
Speaker 11: just had them on low summary, you know, And I
Speaker 11: opened the front door to go in sign and I
Speaker 11: started hollering at the dogs. I said, one of y'all
Speaker 11: had do do even flooring.
Speaker 3: Like oh wow, Garry.
Speaker 11: And I went to the back over and let them out,
Speaker 11: and I went to looking.
Speaker 5: Because you thought somebody left something?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 11: Thought they left something big, yeah, got on them. So
Speaker 11: I went over there.
Speaker 8: What it was? I was trying to cook and I
Speaker 8: didn't know this, but you put chitlings on. Oh.
Speaker 11: I opened the lid of that thing. Hey, I lost
Speaker 11: here and in my left eye.
Speaker 8: It was bad.
Speaker 11: I'm telling you, it was bad and hey, I had
Speaker 11: to apologize.
Speaker 8: I had to apologize to my dog.
Speaker 3: You have to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that wasn't him.
Speaker 11: But anyway, I'm telling you, I tried my best.
Speaker 8: Not you know, I cooked them another hour or two
Speaker 8: and they said they was already fully cooked. Yeah, but
Speaker 8: the smell in that house. I had to open the doors.
Speaker 11: Really, there's no way. I held my nose and just
Speaker 11: tried to take a little bit of it. And you
Speaker 11: know if you hold your nose and swallo, you know
Speaker 11: it's not your ears up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, there's no way that I could put
Speaker 3: that in my mouth. I just couldn't.
Speaker 8: It just wouldn't go where they gary.
Speaker 3: Are you sure were they did? You get the rock?
Speaker 11: One's here said they was hand cleaned, so.
Speaker 3: They gotta be.
Speaker 6: They gotta be stumped cleaned and creek water.
Speaker 8: Well, I know my you know my grandma grandpa.
Speaker 11: They used to slam them against the fence posts, you know,
Speaker 11: corn stuff out of theres.
Speaker 8: You won't have to worry about me, no way. I
Speaker 8: ain't no way.
Speaker 6: But you have to pass over a lot of other
Speaker 6: dishes to get to that, right.
Speaker 3: What made you go with Chitling's.
Speaker 8: No I tell you.
Speaker 11: And I even got in the garbage can and dug
Speaker 11: out the package. I thought they'd sold missacle buttholes, but
Speaker 11: I wasn't.
Speaker 5: Ready for.
Speaker 3: What one of them going to pound.
Speaker 8: I don't know, but there's expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was My first thought was that were
Speaker 3: they not stumping the slung and clean? But you said
Speaker 3: they said they were stump they was.
Speaker 11: You know, i's read not checked that package. I said
Speaker 11: they something ain't cleaning.
Speaker 4: But this.
Speaker 5: I feel bad for the dogs. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well, you know I had to call them and talk
Speaker 11: real sweet to them. You know, they thought I was mad.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that little shit she got was on me, Bella.
Speaker 8: She usually runs and hide when she he to tear
Speaker 8: something up.
Speaker 3: So what what did you do with them?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 11: I went ahead and finished them and I put him
Speaker 11: in Uh. I put him in one of the uh
Speaker 11: little plastic like a tupper Worth.
Speaker 3: Thing, one you didn't never want to keep again.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, disposed one and uh I made sure I
Speaker 11: put it in my truck and I went down you
Speaker 11: know the town. That guy that's been working for me,
Speaker 11: Old Albert. You know, I took a boat right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 11: he loves anything. He's one telling me I needed.
Speaker 3: So it was Albert that told you to fish.
Speaker 8: Huh so, uh I give him Albert? And uh? Well,
Speaker 8: I said, now, don't open he's in the truck, I.
Speaker 6: Said, And.
Speaker 3: Did he did?
Speaker 6: He indicate you had cooked him?
Speaker 8: No, the way he tore into them.
Speaker 3: Got to be kidding me. I thought something was wrong
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 11: No, Well, I don't know. Somebody eat that right there?
Speaker 11: They eat anything I might not order said that on
Speaker 11: the radio.
Speaker 3: Which part don't know? Yeah, where we're going? What is
Speaker 3: reading them? Anybody hereby chitling?
Speaker 11: I haven't the problem name. There's not chitlings there, chittering chitterlings. Yeah,
Speaker 11: but you know, I just say chitling chitling. I cooked
Speaker 11: the chitlings out of them now.
Speaker 9: But I smelled something being cooked a pressure cooker one time.
Speaker 9: But they were cooking him on the back porch because
Speaker 9: of the smell.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they need to do that. But I'm telling you,
Speaker 8: I couldn't even put it. You know, I couldn't even Why.
Speaker 6: Would Why would we cook and eat something that tastes
Speaker 6: so bad or smell so bad?
Speaker 8: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: And you said it didn't even taste good, right, Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I couldn't even get it in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Try, Yeah, holding his nose and everything.
Speaker 8: I was like, Jim, carry on that movie, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I just cult movie. Yeah. I could smell it whole
Speaker 8: in my nose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, messed your whole. It was this Lake Mitchell or you.
Speaker 8: No, this is at my house. Yeah, I'm glad you Well,
Speaker 8: I'm facing go. No, Gary Is.
Speaker 3: It's worked every time.
Speaker 6: Gearedy, you know somebody tied your record. Now you're you're
Speaker 6: co leader.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he killed one. I think one of his was two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: Phone calls her next.
Speaker 8: To get out of here.
Speaker 3: No, you're gonna wait and meet the neked cowboy.
Speaker 6: Where you're gonna do?
Speaker 3: And you got to take care of Scott. You gotta
Speaker 3: get Hey, look at Moss. Moss is ready for his crawl.
Speaker 6: Masss Moss up, mass mass out.
Speaker 3: Hey, Rick, do you know scat Mountain?
Speaker 2: I do, yes, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3: I've been on like a seven week deal of doing
Speaker 3: conferences and events and stuff like that, and then the
Speaker 3: expo and and and it never fails. I can try
Speaker 3: every way in the world to try to get the
Speaker 3: ex Bow to fit into a weekend. I don't have
Speaker 3: a lot going on, but it just didn't work and
Speaker 3: we had to move it to this time because it
Speaker 3: was best for everybody else. But it's terrible for me,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because I've got football starting
Speaker 3: on Friday night, and without fail, it won't matter. It
Speaker 3: won't matter how we rotated around, because when when I'm
Speaker 3: when I'm teaching Sunday school, we rotate with between three
Speaker 3: teachers or our four teachers. Now it's back to three,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't matter. We could we could name it
Speaker 3: right now again, and my rotation will come up.
Speaker 5: The weekend of the x Bow.
Speaker 3: Let it's just going to I mean, there's no way
Speaker 3: around it. And we always do with our Men's Ministry.
Speaker 3: We do that four times a year, and one of
Speaker 3: them is always you know this, this is the summer one.
Speaker 3: So anyway, so I knew that, and I'd already come
Speaker 3: off you know, some pretty pretty busy weeks, and I
Speaker 3: told the guy, the boys going to work on the
Speaker 3: ex bow on Saturday. I said, look, guys, let me
Speaker 3: shoot everybody straight right now. I said, we're going to
Speaker 3: get up and go work the x bow. I said,
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna get up Sunday morning and teach eight
Speaker 3: o'clock Sunday school. I'm on teach at eleven o'clock Sunday school.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the expo and then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go to Man Church and then I'm gonna be I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go to bed. Let me tell you what I
Speaker 3: cannot have this weekend is drama, I said. I said,
Speaker 3: there's gonna be no drama. I said, I don't want
Speaker 3: any drama. So they started on Saturday. But Dad, but Dad,
Speaker 3: And I said, no, yeah, no, Dad, No, there's no day.
Speaker 3: There's no but Dad. You guys have had a very
Speaker 3: active social life. And I said, I know, big love
Speaker 3: you got. You got an a C. T thing coming up.
Speaker 3: And I said, so you're gonna study tonight. You went
Speaker 3: out with your buddies Friday night, went the ball game,
Speaker 3: and all that you're gonna You're gonna stay home, just
Speaker 3: like we talked about it. I don't want to hear
Speaker 3: in the middle of this this weekend that you'all trying
Speaker 3: to go against Mama on what we've already decided. And
Speaker 3: then there was some there was a birthday party or
Speaker 3: something for the other one. And that's where you're going, okay,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna go to that, but dad, but Dad,
Speaker 3: could I go to the fight after that? And I said,
Speaker 3: so some people watching the fight? And I said, look,
Speaker 3: I don't know what time the fight is. That your
Speaker 3: your curfew is your curfew.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: And I said, let me tell you something. If I
Speaker 3: am in there going to bed and I hear drama.
Speaker 6: About unhappy, I will be unhappy.
Speaker 3: I said, I let me tell you something. I better
Speaker 3: not get drugging the drama. And I said, let y'all
Speaker 3: say it back to me. I won't say no, you
Speaker 3: say drama, No drama, drama, I said, I better not
Speaker 3: have any drama. If anybody stirs, mom up, it's weekend.
Speaker 3: Y'all had it, Okay, honestly, I don't even there's no
Speaker 3: more but dad, but Dad, I mean, I said, it's
Speaker 3: like I've handed y'all script and we're gonna work the script. Okay,
Speaker 3: nobody's gonna vary off the off the syllabus, right, so anyway,
Speaker 3: so it goes smooth.
Speaker 6: Run the play run.
Speaker 3: Then of course you know there's the first we're eating
Speaker 3: after the expos there?
Speaker 12: Do you not?
Speaker 3: But Dad, good gosh, somebody said, but dad, but dad,
Speaker 3: if I like studied like right now, I mean by
Speaker 3: nine o'clock. I mean I've been studying for six of
Speaker 3: three hours. And then I said, you're studying it, that's all.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 5: It's over.
Speaker 3: I mean then all of a sudden, sixteen you up.
Speaker 3: But Dad, I can probably that party probably is gonna
Speaker 3: be wrapping up. I mean, this thing's gonna be coming
Speaker 3: on late. I said, the curfew is the curfew. Okay,
Speaker 3: I better not be pulled into drama. Okay, this is
Speaker 3: drama free. So anyway, So I'm sitting there, I'm looking,
Speaker 3: I'm getting ready. I know, I got I know, I
Speaker 3: got six o'clock alarm Sunday morning, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: I'm out.
Speaker 3: I said, Cherry's in there, you know, got her a
Speaker 3: little book. I'll snuggle.
Speaker 5: I'm going to bed.
Speaker 3: I'm out, great, I baby, love you, all right, yeah, dud, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Brody's texting you. Where's my phone? It's sitting there on
Speaker 3: the kitchen on the charger. What is he texting?
Speaker 5: Who? Just want no fittings? Stay for the fight?
Speaker 3: I said, how to money?
Speaker 5: How to mighty?
Speaker 3: I mean keep I'm speaking to a door in the darkness,
Speaker 3: I said, son, Son, if anybody knocks on this door again,
Speaker 3: I want one young broad wreck the Tasmo Burgess to
Speaker 3: come through that door at eleven thirty. I do not
Speaker 3: care about the fight, and I don't I don't want
Speaker 3: to hear about the fight. Yes, sir, that I hear
Speaker 3: something in there at the castle? Is that your mother?
Speaker 3: Is that your mother? Are y'all bringing her in this?
Speaker 3: I said, no drama like that. Yes, sir, If this
Speaker 3: is not Sherry Burgess, I will kill whoever it is.
Speaker 3: Somebody be the only person who will not be killed
Speaker 3: right now is my wife, m Brooks.
Speaker 4: Is that you.
Speaker 5: Brody don't have a ride home?
Speaker 3: Did he not drive? No, sir, he rolled somebody and
Speaker 3: he said they're watching the fund. I said, well, I
Speaker 3: guess you're going to get him. If you think I'm
Speaker 3: coming out of here and going to get Brody Burgess,
Speaker 3: you're out of your mind. That's why I went through
Speaker 3: driving tests, and that's why I went through cars. I
Speaker 3: am done with going to get Brody. And I know
Speaker 3: he's over at Maine's house. And I hate their neighborhood.
Speaker 3: I hate that gate, I hate that back thing. I
Speaker 3: ain't going to Maine, and I said, I better not
Speaker 3: hear of this again. I said, here's what I want
Speaker 3: to do. I want to hit my alarm clock at
Speaker 3: six am and get up and everybody be here. I
Speaker 3: don't even care how it happens. I said, please do
Speaker 3: not pull me in this. And I said, if now hold,
Speaker 3: you're instill in the dark, right, I'm completely in the dark. Okay.
Speaker 3: All I can see is a clock in there, my bows.
Speaker 3: That Paul Harvey made me a bout. If somebody else
Speaker 3: knocks on this door and it's not your mama, because
Speaker 3: personally mama knows knock on, she gonna walk in here.
Speaker 3: Your mama is your mamachine, flip lots on.
Speaker 5: She do what she wants to do.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear from another another son. The
Speaker 3: last next thing I want to hear from the sun
Speaker 3: is you walking in talking about how you're ready to
Speaker 3: go to church. That's all I want to hear. That's
Speaker 3: the last time I want to add out. If if
Speaker 3: I if somebody else comes and I tell you what,
Speaker 3: I better not here now, he still han't come in.
Speaker 3: What Dad? If if I hear if I, if I
Speaker 3: hear your mother, I said, if your mother gets pulled
Speaker 3: into this and I hear her hollering at y'all. I said,
Speaker 3: that's officially gonna be drama. We're right on the edge
Speaker 3: of drama. And I said, what did I say, no drama?
Speaker 3: I said, so that's what I said. I said, if
Speaker 3: I hear your mother hollering at y'all in this house,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come through it through those doors and grippies
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna be taking names. And I said, I
Speaker 3: will come with one a belt in one hand and
Speaker 3: underwear on and that's it. You'll you'll all be hit
Speaker 3: with a belt from a big, shirtless, bearded man and
Speaker 3: it'll it'll traumatize you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: You got that. I guess I'm going to get brody.
Speaker 3: That's right, That's exactly what's happening, because I ain't going.
Speaker 3: So I went to dad out, thought, you.
Speaker 6: Please after you've gone over it to about eight times too.
Speaker 3: That's mm hmm. It's it's just like I mean, we
Speaker 3: had that gets replayed at our house. I mean, how
Speaker 3: about this, y'all all got your syllabus? I told you
Speaker 3: how this was going. What would make you think I
Speaker 3: would change.
Speaker 2: The mystery Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: How about how was your weekend, Buddy?
Speaker 6: Well, Rick, it was a great weekend. Uh hate we
Speaker 6: missed to drop the mock tour and uh you know,
Speaker 6: maybe next time we'll be available to be able to
Speaker 6: do that. We had some scheduling issues, but it sound
Speaker 6: like y'all had a great time.
Speaker 3: It was great, and we talked about that in the
Speaker 3: first hour. If you missed it, including an interview with
Speaker 3: Lisa Burgess, who flew.
Speaker 5: For the first time.
Speaker 6: That that is amazing, go back in that and your
Speaker 6: archive if you missed. So as as the schedule ended
Speaker 6: up shaking out, we ended up down at the Lake
Speaker 6: this weekend, do a little work, do a little moving,
Speaker 6: which is always fun and a story in itself. But
Speaker 6: there's a lot of fans of the show everywhere we go,
Speaker 6: and we appreciate that. Yeah, I'm honored. I mean, we
Speaker 6: don't hear from some folks.
Speaker 5: I get worried.
Speaker 3: You know, that's what we do. Oh yeah, bub and
Speaker 3: I've talked about it. Whenever we feel like the show
Speaker 3: is slipping, we will we will. We'll put on Rick
Speaker 3: and Bubba's shirts, the logo shirts, whatever, and walk around
Speaker 3: in a crowded area to see if ny, but I'll
Speaker 3: say something.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I head straight to them.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 6: So it's a busy weekend out on the waterways Rick,
Speaker 6: a lot of boat shows going on, a lot of events,
Speaker 6: and it just so happened this weekend was what they
Speaker 6: call the in water boat show. So all these marinas
Speaker 6: have these boats out and I love going to look
Speaker 6: at them. I mean, they're impressive. The way they build
Speaker 6: these things, and the latest features they have and all
Speaker 6: that they can put on a boat. Now, it's just
Speaker 6: amazing to me. So we're down there, but we're there
Speaker 6: to work for the most part. So we have a
Speaker 6: very limited wardrobe. And we had a friend say, well,
Speaker 6: what are y'all doing for dinner tonight? And I said, well,
Speaker 6: we don't have any real plans. They said, well, why
Speaker 6: don't you come with us up to one of the
Speaker 6: marinas because they're having.
Speaker 3: A boat's show.
Speaker 6: And I thought, well, this is what you normally have
Speaker 6: at a boat show. You have boats parked out and
Speaker 6: you go look at it. They said, oh no, this
Speaker 6: is like a boat fashion show. The boats are actually
Speaker 6: going to drive by and you get to see them.
Speaker 6: So and the most important part rick. They have free food,
Speaker 6: so you know, if you if you got bull trimp,
Speaker 6: then that's the place to go. So we go up
Speaker 6: to the event and you know, we're kind of lost
Speaker 6: to this. You know, I'd never been to this particular event.
Speaker 6: And sure enough we get set up there and what
Speaker 6: is so funny The boats come by and they've got
Speaker 6: a guy with a microphone, a big pa and they're
Speaker 6: telling you about the boat as it drives by, and
Speaker 6: then it stops and it does a circle like it's
Speaker 6: on a catwalk and then go on back by. I
Speaker 6: had never seen I had never seen a boat fashion ship.
Speaker 6: I thought that was the coolest thing. And they got
Speaker 6: music playing in the bay. It's just like you're at
Speaker 6: a fashion show, but it's world.
Speaker 3: They trying to get you to buy the boats. Are
Speaker 3: they trying to show off there?
Speaker 6: I mean, they want to sell boats. That's why they're
Speaker 6: that's what it's about. And all these vendors come in
Speaker 6: and all these manufacturer reps and all this so they
Speaker 6: got the latest, greatest, all the toys and all that stuff.
Speaker 6: But it is just so funny to see a boat
Speaker 6: go floating by. This year by model is oh no,
Speaker 6: and uh and and you know it spins around though.
Speaker 6: That's what was so cool to spin it right around
Speaker 6: and drive off. That was so we met some folks there,
Speaker 6: and this one lady is a big fan of the
Speaker 6: show and she wanted to get a picture. So, you know,
Speaker 6: we lined up, we got you know, the water behind
Speaker 6: us all this, got somebody to take the picture, and
Speaker 6: and you know we're we're hugged up there to take
Speaker 6: the photograph, and Rick, she grabs me right in the
Speaker 6: butt just I mean, like palm in a basketball and
Speaker 6: then and then pulls it out to a pinch.
Speaker 8: You know, Wow, got your little groo pitch.
Speaker 3: And I thought it was one of us when we're
Speaker 3: like we do in the studio.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean the last time I got grabbed that good,
Speaker 6: it was speedy.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, do you get your picture
Speaker 3: made with George h w who was her favorite magic
Speaker 3: was her favorite illusionist to David Copperfield, what what did?
Speaker 3: She grabbed her like a basket?
Speaker 6: Saw, I said, And I said, I said, how about that?
Speaker 6: You too?
Speaker 3: Hashtag me too?
Speaker 6: Well, Greg, thank you for jumping ahead. But you know
Speaker 6: I got to thinking, you know, after it was all
Speaker 6: over and we you know, we had a good time,
Speaker 6: laughed off. But wait when it was all over, should
Speaker 6: I check into hashtag me too? Have I been me too?
Speaker 3: Knowledge? Y'all laughed at She just said, hey, yeah, hold up,
Speaker 3: this was not this was a.
Speaker 5: Mistake or something.
Speaker 6: No, this was not a mistake.
Speaker 3: WHOA wait a minute? Should you be talking about this?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 6: It was just funny to me. It was That's why,
Speaker 6: And I got to think it. Should I be offended
Speaker 6: by this?
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. You have it going on?
Speaker 5: What was up?
Speaker 13: Turned?
Speaker 3: I had my work clothes? What caused this woman to stumble?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 6: Evening you're telling me you.
Speaker 3: Didn't have you didn't have a couple of buttons down?
Speaker 12: Did you know?
Speaker 4: What I mean?
Speaker 14: Is the report.
Speaker 3: Your court low? So this is the there's this. This
Speaker 3: woman palmed your.
Speaker 6: Lebron lebron James going in for a dunk and gave
Speaker 6: it a tings coming out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like when she snapped it.
Speaker 6: I think I got to thinking, I do I need
Speaker 6: to hashtag me to?
Speaker 3: You need some counseling? Is your press conference today?
Speaker 6: I really needing counseling?
Speaker 3: Are you the brad Pitt? Marina?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Definitely not, definitely not.
Speaker 3: I just think she was a big fan of the show.
Speaker 3: Are you constantly asking yourself what did you do to
Speaker 3: give her that indication that you were open for that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thank you. You need to speak up for the rest
Speaker 3: of us and make a big deal out of this.
Speaker 8: Did she smile you when she did it?
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not a piece of me, you are not.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Was there a little hint of alcohol coming off her?
Speaker 6: You know they probably some of that.
Speaker 3: Rick was the Catalina one mixer? Now start making Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's starting making a little more sense. But I gotta
Speaker 3: know something.
Speaker 5: Did she look at you and go how about that?
Speaker 8: Did she like?
Speaker 3: Did y'all? Did y'all?
Speaker 6: You know, I don't remember the term palm of basketball? Really,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't remember the exact wording.
Speaker 5: Did you?
Speaker 13: Did you?
Speaker 6: But I mean several people there they saw it.
Speaker 3: Was there one of those moments where there's one of
Speaker 3: those moments where you like, the.
Speaker 6: Best a picture turned out?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let me ask you this. That was there
Speaker 3: a moment? Was there a moment where you thought, well,
Speaker 3: I'm mistaken. That didn't just happen. Now, you know, you
Speaker 3: have to get your mind going to that she's not here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was pretty funny. I took it as a compliment. So, well,
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 6: One of the other folks there asked me, said, well,
Speaker 6: how did Betty take it? And I said, I think
Speaker 6: she just glad something else is happened. The shoulder, the load.
Speaker 6: Have you contacted Glory already?
Speaker 5: Is that.
Speaker 3: Stand up slider.
Speaker 4: You need? You know what.
Speaker 6: I'm just glad you listened to the show.
Speaker 3: Did you need any counseling?
Speaker 6: No, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 5: I wish.
Speaker 3: So you said.
Speaker 8: So you said it.
Speaker 3: It was complete with the pinch at the end, rolled
Speaker 3: it out. I never see body that was. I mean
Speaker 3: it was quite a calm, right, So it was.
Speaker 5: It was this and then out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, any any cup under the cheek?
Speaker 6: No, it was just a quick you know, just a
Speaker 6: quick pom pull out. I don't know what you call that.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 3: I appreciate her listening to the show.
Speaker 6: I noticed I hadn't got the pictures.
Speaker 3: I asked her to see me the picture. I didn't
Speaker 3: didn't funny that look on your face. I want you
Speaker 3: to know the surprise was it. I want you to
Speaker 3: know you're not to blame.
Speaker 6: It's not I mean, it's not my fault.
Speaker 3: You didn't ask for that, you didn't blame. You are
Speaker 3: not responsible anyway.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I could remember if this hashtag me too or
Speaker 6: hashtag what about me? I couldn't remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So to the phones we go. We'll start with
Speaker 3: David Huntsville, Alabama, trolling trolling trolley.
Speaker 6: Keep them phone to trolley.
Speaker 3: Here we come from trolley funk Troe. Hello, David, welcome
Speaker 3: to the program. Go ahead.
Speaker 15: Well, thank you, sir, and I'm glad that y'all took
Speaker 15: my call here.
Speaker 16: Reason the girl ought to sue the city the cool
Speaker 16: for that title, because my daughter is in the grade
Speaker 16: level that I never see in our straight a's.
Speaker 15: I think he's only made two beds in her whole life.
Speaker 15: But each line item that she has, the national merit,
Speaker 15: National semi merit, the valedictorian, and so forth add dollars.
Speaker 3: So he's said the scholarship money. It doesn't like a difference.
Speaker 6: It does list, and I guess it's not the same
Speaker 6: if you say I should have been valedictorian. They made
Speaker 6: a clerical era.
Speaker 3: No, they changed the standard after they realized that they
Speaker 3: had messed me up. Kevin Birmingham one O four seven
Speaker 3: W SZK Kevin, go ahead, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 17: Anybody back then when I was playing my offensive line coach,
Speaker 17: which I were talking about yesterdaybout coaches wearing sleeves during
Speaker 17: the summer, and I hot fight of the season, he
Speaker 17: would wear white sleeves so we could pick it up
Speaker 17: on the sideline to when he would call in play,
Speaker 17: so it'd be easy to find them, you know, Okay,
Speaker 17: I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: Well, I think too a lot of coaches, even in
Speaker 6: the summer, you know, might start real early and it
Speaker 6: could be a little cool out there before the sun
Speaker 6: comes up sometimes, so one now, well when.
Speaker 3: They layer it a lot of time, that wasn't what
Speaker 3: I was talking about. I remember being out there and
Speaker 3: I've seen it now I'm talking about. It'd be blistering
Speaker 3: hot and you have a coach walking around out there
Speaker 3: where they pull over zipped up or sleeves coming out
Speaker 3: with that stuff that makes you sweat. And I think
Speaker 3: there are a lot of them are trying to get
Speaker 3: a sweat, and I think.
Speaker 6: Maybe they're working out and a little running, and there
Speaker 6: is some.
Speaker 3: That are old school that would be doing it to
Speaker 3: tell you quit complaining about how it is trying to
Speaker 3: be a little sharp. Are trying to be sharp?
Speaker 6: Variety of reasons?
Speaker 3: Laurie Consville one hundred point three, the River, Laurie, go ahead, Hey.
Speaker 15: Rick, as a fellow parent of a sixteen year old boy,
Speaker 15: I think that car insurance should be gender.
Speaker 6: Neutral because boys are about a thousand dollars.
Speaker 18: More year than girls.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: That's discrimination against my son because he's declared himself a male.
Speaker 6: Discrimination.
Speaker 3: If gender is neutral and it really doesn't mean anything,
Speaker 3: then why are boys having to pay more?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Rick, what you need to do is say that your
Speaker 6: son identifies as a girl and get the lower rate.
Speaker 5: Can you do that?
Speaker 3: Well? They can't describe it a great point.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: You see the chaos this causes. Rick, it's just PEMONI them.
Speaker 6: You're talking about the tower of babel Oh. I think
Speaker 6: we all call this the pond of babel Beth.
Speaker 3: Thank you for calling out of Birmingham, Alabama. Bath go ahead,
Speaker 3: how about it?
Speaker 18: Good morning, Good morning guys. Hey, they wanted to talk
Speaker 18: about the valedictorian and solutorian. They could always do like
Speaker 18: Saint Clair County did. The superintendent there took valedictorian and
Speaker 18: solidatorian away years ago because it wasn't fair.
Speaker 3: I mean, wasn't fair.
Speaker 18: It wasn't fair for two kids to get the award
Speaker 18: and not everyone else.
Speaker 3: Well, how about this, you're making that up? Let me
Speaker 3: carry the step from.
Speaker 18: I'm not making that up. I promise.
Speaker 6: In this political correct environment we got, now, how dare
Speaker 6: they give people great?
Speaker 3: I know, what are you telling me?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: Somewhere in al Alabama she talking about our state, there
Speaker 3: was a school that actually said the people who earned
Speaker 3: the highest academic honors cannot be singled out and celebrated
Speaker 3: versus those who didn't achieve that. That that that has
Speaker 3: happened here. Yeah, well she said, she shaid, really no,
Speaker 3: I shot it would. No, it's absolutely fair because everybody
Speaker 3: has the equal shot at achieving it. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 3: it's fair. Yeah, if you didn't achieve it, then you
Speaker 3: had the shot to achieve it. Anybody can be the
Speaker 3: valedictorian if they'll, if they'll get the job done. How
Speaker 3: about this?
Speaker 9: Real it didn't hurt my feelings when we had Valedictorne,
Speaker 9: and it wouldn't me because I was like, if I
Speaker 9: wanted to be Valedictorne I should have done more.
Speaker 3: Did it hurt your feelings? No, because I knew why
Speaker 3: I wasn't exactly. I was clear on why I underperformed academically,
Speaker 3: and I knew because my effort was crap.
Speaker 6: How about for twelve years, I knew there was no
Speaker 6: way I was ever going to be Guess here's a concept.
Speaker 6: Be proud of the person who wanted and go get
Speaker 6: yore they got after me?
Speaker 3: Wrong with that? I don't remember who ours were in Rick,
Speaker 3: I don't tell your story. No, I remember who I was. Now,
Speaker 3: you got to understand my grade, my grade, we had
Speaker 3: very good athletic teams. See us, text me and tell
Speaker 3: me it was Yeah, in our grade. Matter of fact,
Speaker 3: in our in our area. The three years that we
Speaker 3: were on varsity, we never lost the game. So we
Speaker 3: were in the playoffs and making run every year. So
Speaker 3: I want you to understand that we did have some achievements.
Speaker 3: Most of them were academic. I mean we're the athletic
Speaker 3: understand I think our valedictorian only had an average about
Speaker 3: eighty eight.
Speaker 9: I mean we were not I'm not. I don't know
Speaker 9: about that, Rick, But I know this. If you look
Speaker 9: at and I'm not going to single them out. But
Speaker 9: if you look at his career choice down the road.
Speaker 9: Let me just say this, our valict torn works from NASA,
Speaker 9: by the way, been here to the show before. If
Speaker 9: y'all's worked at the grocery store, there it is, he
Speaker 9: just said.
Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about the manager nod be different.
Speaker 3: Look our class academically, how about this Gregor.
Speaker 6: Old guys walking out and out of step in front
Speaker 6: of a car. You know what he now?
Speaker 3: You know in our our class, greg I didn't call
Speaker 3: him name. Our class was so bad.
Speaker 6: He knows.
Speaker 3: Is that a fact or not?
Speaker 5: That is a fact.
Speaker 3: I saw him stalking eggs and that's fine.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 9: But normally, if you're valedictorian, just saying that's why people
Speaker 9: are fighting over Hey, I'm really valedictorian.
Speaker 3: I will say this, and that is a great honor.
Speaker 3: But if for our class it was for all I'm
Speaker 3: saying is your old stock and our class reaching valedictorian
Speaker 3: was not exactly like getting to the peak of evers.
Speaker 3: I mean it was up for grabs.
Speaker 12: Effort.
Speaker 6: I see him with it. I see him with that
Speaker 6: big clear door to where the eggs are.
Speaker 3: I mean it. I will say there are a lot
Speaker 3: of c students that were more successful than valedictory.
Speaker 9: Yes, unless there's been a drastic change in the last
Speaker 9: ten years. Maybe there was last update I saw still talking.
Speaker 3: Well you know what it said. That's what I said. Look,
Speaker 3: I've even said it before, uh you know, to uh
Speaker 3: to to one of my kids. That was pretty good academically.
Speaker 3: All you've really proven right now you're good at school.
Speaker 3: I mean, there there's a lot more you got that
Speaker 3: you got.
Speaker 6: But we can be happy for people which lish something,
Speaker 6: not be disappointed and also know it's no guarantee about
Speaker 6: future life.
Speaker 3: Yeah it can. It can open the door, but I
Speaker 3: mean you still got you still got to make it happen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can hear it it work. You know that valedictorian
Speaker 3: gets up there and has it, has a budget they
Speaker 3: got to make all of a sudden you can can't
Speaker 3: you to share it. How you may have been valedictorian,
Speaker 3: but you you didn't make your budget this much.
Speaker 9: Or case how you broke a few eggs. You've been smart,
Speaker 9: but them eggs are out of date.
Speaker 3: Pass nobody knows who it is.
Speaker 6: No, this is a validict Greg class he knows who
Speaker 6: he is.
Speaker 3: Well, that's fine, Greg, class of eighty three, valedictorian with
Speaker 3: an average of eighty nine and an act of eighteen. Hey,
Speaker 3: what's wrong with eighteen? I'll just tell you. Look, you
Speaker 3: didn't want plays in sports, but you one day if
Speaker 3: we'd had we'd had that, that team that goes out
Speaker 3: the Math Bowl, we were very good at that. He
Speaker 3: was hard to look at.
Speaker 6: I can I take your medicine today, and you've.
Speaker 3: Given the year and everything I wasn't ready for Gregger bid.
Speaker 5: No, it's just a simple Google.
Speaker 3: It is the point I'm gonna figure out. Well, look,
Speaker 3: I'm just okay.
Speaker 6: So fact I didn't make any of that up.
Speaker 3: So it's hard to look at handstocking. I'll leave that party.
Speaker 3: Greg can't. You can't leave it out. You said you've
Speaker 3: done it, leaves you made a decisions not I will
Speaker 3: say this.
Speaker 6: That I mean right or wrong. I will say this,
Speaker 6: everything I said was valid. I didn't make anything up.
Speaker 6: Hey might not have been the beast behavior, but it
Speaker 6: was about valid.
Speaker 3: That's all true. We'll continue with your phone calls, UH line,
Speaker 3: we got one line available. We'll talk to the rest
Speaker 3: of w when we come back, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know enough about motorcycles in that
Speaker 3: world to to say, yeah, your nay on this. But
Speaker 3: some of the bike community is declaring that Adler described
Speaker 3: his uh bike motorcycle and they're saying it's a chick bike?
Speaker 6: What what kind did you say it was?
Speaker 3: It's for girls.
Speaker 9: We were kids, the bicycles, the regular bicycles, the Wildfire.
Speaker 9: He's got the Wildflower?
Speaker 3: But mat or what did you say?
Speaker 6: I just wanted to see what.
Speaker 3: I have nothing to do with this. I don't know
Speaker 3: enough about it.
Speaker 14: Y'all want to get serious because we can get serious
Speaker 14: real quick.
Speaker 6: Up and here what what is the number of it?
Speaker 14: It's a twelve hundred c C Sportster Harley Sporster.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is known as the wild Flower. What are
Speaker 3: you about to say?
Speaker 14: This is the smallest frame bike.
Speaker 10: But it's also the fastest off the line, folks, all right,
Speaker 10: And it doesn't matter. If don't matter, just because I
Speaker 10: don't know if an old man bike doesn't mean it's
Speaker 10: a woman's bike. Yes, it's the smallest frame Harley. Yes,
Speaker 10: it's the smallest frame Harley. It's not a woman's bike.
Speaker 8: Purchase a Harley.
Speaker 3: This is the one that suggest this.
Speaker 14: It's the it's the lightest, it is the small one suggested.
Speaker 6: Probably probably, but they get a low and the three ahead.
Speaker 3: Bars like regular bicycles wouldn't have a bit.
Speaker 14: They'd get a low and they'd get it eight eight three. No, Greg,
Speaker 14: it's not like that, speedy.
Speaker 6: Did you get a picture of the guy wrecking on
Speaker 6: the dragon's tail the girl a bunch?
Speaker 3: I actually got one of a girl wreckon she was
Speaker 3: on the same bike.
Speaker 14: He was funny, Greg, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: I have to ask this question, and you really veered
Speaker 3: into it. Let's say my wife went into the Harley shop.
Speaker 3: You know, she's a tiny woman and she wanted a Harley.
Speaker 3: Would she be shown the one you now have?
Speaker 10: She would probably be showing the size smaller, the eighty
Speaker 10: eight three I've got the I got the twelve hundred.
Speaker 14: On my bike right now?
Speaker 3: People, how would we know? Hey, I don't know enough
Speaker 3: about it to this on.
Speaker 10: The frame would be the same, but they probably wouldn't
Speaker 10: give her the twelve hundred. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3: Also, so you have the big woman bike, so you
Speaker 3: a big mama there looking.
Speaker 4: For what.
Speaker 5: JO call it?
Speaker 8: Greg, I hope you die.
Speaker 6: No one, no one give him the heimelet.
Speaker 3: It's like your prayers ranch for I got thicket. I'm
Speaker 3: not going that is John John, and we're not.
Speaker 14: Having this conversation. They said, said the hog is the piglet.
Speaker 8: That's real money.
Speaker 3: Stop one, John John? How are you doing now? You're
Speaker 3: not going to motorcycle people have to weigh this. We're
Speaker 3: not motorcycles.
Speaker 6: Motorcycle person, Go ahead.
Speaker 15: John, I gotta give him credit. It's better than a.
Speaker 3: Minder, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 13: But there's a lot of girls a rapin skirts.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of girls, he calls, I'm a skirtcht.
Speaker 3: What's your name? Where do you live?
Speaker 14: All right, I'm doing burnouts in your lawn? Oh wait,
Speaker 14: you probably don't have a lawn.
Speaker 6: Trailer park much.
Speaker 13: On my bike?
Speaker 2: Make one on my bike.
Speaker 6: More years to save up? All right, somethings. You're expensive.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you go, if you go eight years, you
Speaker 3: could have a man's body.
Speaker 6: And I'll be hold on old enough, fridic and miserable
Speaker 6: and fat.
Speaker 8: Like all y'all in this room.
Speaker 3: You know they actually have one, and then they don't
Speaker 3: have a model called a fat boy. They do all go,
Speaker 3: that's not the one you have, Jim and Hoover. So
Speaker 3: what's that thing?
Speaker 6: Run at?
Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, I.
Speaker 15: Figured that handler got the smallest frame bike considered.
Speaker 13: He's the smallest frame man that you guys know.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean you did get it for your size, right,
Speaker 6: we can all use puns and stuff. Man, good one, dude.
Speaker 3: And what model bike is it?
Speaker 10: It's a it's a twelve hundred X here here you go,
Speaker 10: Excel Excel twelve hundred C is the actually Chachters.
Speaker 14: It's made by Harley Gregg.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at I got these headphones on and I'm
Speaker 6: looking at them online. Of course, I'm sure the cost
Speaker 6: has to do with the accessories, and you can get
Speaker 6: all kinds of things for him. He's got this, but
Speaker 6: what what does that? What does that run?
Speaker 10: Four or five thousand dollars? So for the basic yeah,
Speaker 10: I found well that's I found mine. Mine's the two
Speaker 10: thousand and six. I found mine on cycle trader out
Speaker 10: of Atlanta. Went and met the guy he had at
Speaker 10: st at three thousand and nine hundred, which is a
Speaker 10: great price for that.
Speaker 14: I tipped him down, did you yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? By the way. I just got told. I
Speaker 3: just got a text me.
Speaker 6: Here's the one.
Speaker 3: I just got a text from my from my daughter
Speaker 3: who's listening in Philly. Hey, honey, hey daddy, this is
Speaker 3: the motorcycle I want.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 15: You made that up.
Speaker 14: You made that up.
Speaker 5: I can see it in here.
Speaker 8: That's what I get.
Speaker 3: Vicky. Welcome to the program, Vicky, go right ahead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the sports sport people with little experience, little money
Speaker 6: or little manhood.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm so sorry, Vicky.
Speaker 15: Just I mean, I mean one ride like a dina?
Speaker 3: Hey, what what do you call it? A dina?
Speaker 17: Is?
Speaker 3: Is a lie?
Speaker 9: That's they still little lower of the ground.
Speaker 14: Hey, Vicky, can I get fries with that?
Speaker 4: Oh? I want to go?
Speaker 5: You should go, y'all want to go? We could go
Speaker 5: out t loss.
Speaker 8: I did google the bike and this is what came
Speaker 8: up right here.
Speaker 3: All right, let's have it. Let's go here.
Speaker 10: Here's okay, okay, right, all right? There's a woman on
Speaker 10: a bike. Yes on, is that your box? No, mine's
Speaker 10: bigger than that. My engine is bigger than that one.
Speaker 10: Okay is the eight eighty three iron?
Speaker 14: And I have the twelve hundred.
Speaker 6: Slip Emember, what do you call that on with two
Speaker 6: wheels in the backs. That called a Frankenstein. That's a trike.
Speaker 14: I guess you just some kind of trick.
Speaker 3: Flip and Coleman flip go ahead, that's what they called it.
Speaker 13: I can straighten this all out for Adler. I'm a
Speaker 13: big guy, two hundred and thirty pounds. I rode bikes
Speaker 13: all my life. I was Evil Knievel's bodyguard for the
Speaker 13: last several years of his life.
Speaker 6: Real Are you real?
Speaker 13: I am real?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 13: And I ride a twelve hundred Sportster and that's a
Speaker 13: big machine. And the reason people call them girls bikes,
Speaker 13: all the sportsters, it's because they're inexpensive. If some boker's
Speaker 13: old lady wants a bike, well he didn't want to
Speaker 13: spend eighteen thousand dollars. Hey, honey, you don't need that.
Speaker 13: Get a sportster. He's They're only four or five grands,
Speaker 13: and but they're harder to ride. The weight distribution is higher,
Speaker 13: so they feel a lot heavier than a big Harley.
Speaker 13: You have to man handle a sports terre, where a
Speaker 13: big Harley is almost like riding a little bicycle.
Speaker 10: Did you see kind of high by the way, I'm
Speaker 10: closer to you, sir than I am to anybody in
Speaker 10: this room.
Speaker 14: If you ever want to hang out, just holler at me.
Speaker 14: Didn't you cook your steak anytime?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: You needed that, didn't you?
Speaker 9: There was a manly sounding guy that said at that area,
Speaker 9: I tell you I agree with Adelaide different.
Speaker 14: Somebody sounded like, why are you even bringing that up?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: He's evil evils guy?
Speaker 3: That's right? Bodyguard?
Speaker 6: So wht jump suit stars across?
Speaker 3: You know what you say? You know what you can
Speaker 3: say about your bike? Good enough for evil? Can evils?
Speaker 3: Security guy?
Speaker 5: Good enough of me?
Speaker 3: Bodyguard say that all the time.
Speaker 6: He got in a lot of five ram He was
Speaker 6: pretty you remember he got he took a bat to
Speaker 6: somebody one time. Time for him?
Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
Speaker 6: I took her bat to something. Yeah, yeah, my goodness, evil,
Speaker 6: Come on, buddy, ain't the first name is evil?
Speaker 4: So you have to yeah?
Speaker 5: So that at okay?
Speaker 2: All right? Ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3: And now mister Phil Robertson in the Woods with Phil
Speaker 3: uh is the brand new series and Phil Robertson joins us.
Speaker 3: Now Phil, welcome, welcome back, buddy.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, how's it going?
Speaker 6: Phil, we're honored to have you again, and we're fired
Speaker 6: up about your show. We loved Duck Dynasty, and we
Speaker 6: were kind of sad when we thought you were going away,
Speaker 6: but you're gonna be back.
Speaker 12: Look, they thought I was fixed to fade away into
Speaker 12: the woodwork. But uh, I got to think, and I said,
Speaker 12: all right, Roy morricole me and said Phil come over
Speaker 12: here and and give him a charge on my behalf,
Speaker 12: so I'll roll over. And I knew, after all the
Speaker 12: smoke had cleared that there still hope for America. When
Speaker 12: I looked up and when Roy come riding up on
Speaker 12: that Tennessee Walker horse for his acceptance speech, I said, well,
Speaker 12: now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 6: Let me say it's funny on so many fronts.
Speaker 4: Can you ride up on a horse to give you
Speaker 4: your step spiece? I said, now that is what I'm
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 3: Well, I got a couple of things I want to
Speaker 3: tell you. I've got good news and I have bad news.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to feel all right? The good news
Speaker 3: is we're now on in Monroe, Louisiana. They just added
Speaker 3: us there on one O five point seven and five
Speaker 3: forty a m K m LB. So you now can
Speaker 3: get homies. You now can get ricking bubble when you're
Speaker 3: at home.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what, you know what?
Speaker 12: The runs a shiver down the backs of all these
Speaker 12: crazy left wing nuts. They're said, good night. The Rednecks
Speaker 12: are banding together.
Speaker 4: I know it.
Speaker 3: Here's the bad news. One of our listeners is in
Speaker 3: the in the studio watching. Thought you were gonna be
Speaker 3: in the studio and brought and brought you Peach Cobbler today.
Speaker 3: Feel we will that way.
Speaker 4: Just break out the grubs.
Speaker 12: We will.
Speaker 6: We will eat that on your behalf toy. Don't you
Speaker 6: trust me? It's very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't worry. I'm gonna take my shoes off and
Speaker 3: eat it with socks. All right, So let's talk about
Speaker 3: Here's where I started laughing. I heard you talking to
Speaker 3: our buddy Handy this week about your new show.
Speaker 6: I hope you can get him in some water somewhere.
Speaker 3: We got to get Handy baptized. I mean, listen, you
Speaker 3: had him back in the corner. I was laughing so
Speaker 3: hard I couldn't breathe. Well.
Speaker 4: I was trying not to press the man. What am
Speaker 4: I talking about it? I'm trying to convert the dude,
Speaker 4: and he's he's heading on me.
Speaker 3: Well, you said, you look, John, forget the swamp. We'll
Speaker 3: go to Chacouzia swimming food. But whatever it takes. He's
Speaker 3: afraid of the swamp. You had him down there at
Speaker 3: your house, did you had him?
Speaker 12: And he said, are the any alligators down there? I
Speaker 12: said yeah. He said, well what about cotton miles? I said, well,
Speaker 12: I'd killed most of them, but there's a few down
Speaker 12: in there. And I said, but you'll be all right.
Speaker 12: But I just couldn't talk him into it.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 12: It's like I run into yesterday on the Vernie Old
Speaker 12: Stuart Vernie Show. Well, the guy I followed was old
Speaker 12: Joel Olstein. You know, well Joel, you know, he said, well,
Speaker 12: feel we're on the same page, he said, But he said,
Speaker 12: you know, I'm just saying it a little more nicely.
Speaker 12: I said, old Stein cut to the chase soun tell
Speaker 12: him to turn or burn?
Speaker 3: How did he like that?
Speaker 4: He just sort of smiled a little bit, you know,
Speaker 4: but he was like, oh, I enjoyed it. I really did.
Speaker 3: I know you did it.
Speaker 12: He's a good dude. He just a little you know,
Speaker 12: one of them got a little little soft Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, look I'm with you, you and I. Why
Speaker 3: are we not together right now? But look, I want
Speaker 3: to say this. One of the funny things is when
Speaker 3: you're now claiming on in the Woods with Phil that
Speaker 3: now you can speak openly. And I thought to myself,
Speaker 3: what in the world did you not get to say
Speaker 3: on Duck Dynasty? But you clarified that that there actually
Speaker 3: were a lot of things that were edited out.
Speaker 12: Oh they edited out almost everything. And you have to
Speaker 12: remember when the guy asked me, you know is perversion?
Speaker 12: Did I believe it was a sin? I quoted first
Speaker 12: Rent in six nine and ten, and that particular sin
Speaker 12: is in the list. When I did that, look that
Speaker 12: cost the Duck Dynasty crew and all of us, you know,
Speaker 12: about ten million because these sponsors just bailed out. But
Speaker 12: give me a break, I just quoted a Bible verse.
Speaker 12: What a lot of people don't realize is we convert
Speaker 12: drug addicts. I mean, we convert people who practice perversion.
Speaker 12: We bring them to Jesus with the sexual limb. I
Speaker 12: used to be sexuallymor all. I ran around out there,
Speaker 12: horn around. I tell people, I said, look, I used
Speaker 12: to get high, get drunk, and get laid, not necessarily
Speaker 12: in that order.
Speaker 4: But that was pretty well. The three things I was into.
Speaker 12: Well when I repented. Now I tell people, here's the problem.
Speaker 12: According to God, you can't behave this way. So I
Speaker 12: give them the bad news first, and I said, on
Speaker 12: top of that, you're going six feet deep one these days.
Speaker 12: Physical death is a fact, so with sin. And then
Speaker 12: we pull them to Jesus, tell him what he did
Speaker 12: for him, his death on the cross and his resurrection
Speaker 12: three days later. That's their problems, and that's the problem solver.
Speaker 12: You point that out to people, and why in the
Speaker 12: world people there weren't no worldly talking about because look
Speaker 12: if they stood up in my shoes every week, Miss
Speaker 12: Kay and I Miss Kay works with the women. But guys,
Speaker 12: our culture is just generating out these young people that
Speaker 12: you talk about, the opioids and just just down and out,
Speaker 12: no job, walking around on the street selling their bodies.
Speaker 12: So we're working with all those people. We love them,
Speaker 12: We love the whole dog on bunch, but give me
Speaker 12: a break.
Speaker 4: The show is.
Speaker 12: Basically about, you know, start with child rearing, teaching your
Speaker 12: children patriotism, teaching them to obey older people. And you
Speaker 12: know that that's gone. You know, when's the lyst time
Speaker 12: you heard someone say, you respect your elder son, and
Speaker 12: if they old men walking their old women, you respect
Speaker 12: your teachers, respect law enforcement. I mean the blood I'm
Speaker 12: named after my uncle, Field Showers. He volunteered for the
Speaker 12: Marine Corps in World War Two, took five steps off
Speaker 12: on those landing crafts over at Okinawa, I think it was,
Speaker 12: and he died right there on that saying. And somebody says,
Speaker 12: you know why you think about the flag, I said,
Speaker 12: what are you talking about? My dad was in the Navy.
Speaker 12: Mom was a rivater on airplane wings out there in California.
Speaker 12: So the bottom line is we were taught and I
Speaker 12: think we've we've lost that in America. You know, we
Speaker 12: used to teach love for your country, God Almighty number one,
Speaker 12: love for your country, and if you didn't like it,
Speaker 12: you got a you got a board on your butt.
Speaker 12: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what you're doing with this show, say, let's
Speaker 3: get back out in God's creation, Let's get out in
Speaker 3: the woods, let's sit around, let's talk frankly about about
Speaker 3: getting back to the basics and if you really loved somebody.
Speaker 3: I've never understood how someone can define not telling someone
Speaker 3: the truth as being somehow loving them.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 12: I mean, in other words, the only commands in the
Speaker 12: Bible that Jesus said we need to the only rules
Speaker 12: they are just love God and love your neighbor. For
Speaker 12: crying out loud, he said, I'll remove you seeing and
Speaker 12: I'll raise you from the dad. Love me and love
Speaker 12: your neighbor, I asked. I was on some of that
Speaker 12: value meeting of what you call old Tony Perkins and them.
Speaker 12: I gave him a little speech, I said, I said,
Speaker 12: the first question I have for the Democratic Party in
Speaker 12: all the news media in Hollywood is do y'all love
Speaker 12: Jesus or maybe do you hate him? I said, Well,
Speaker 12: I investigated him. I can't find anything.
Speaker 4: Wrong with him.
Speaker 12: Amen, what's wrong with him? So we just live in
Speaker 12: a tough culture these days.
Speaker 4: Boys.
Speaker 12: So we're trying maybe down there in the woods, you know,
Speaker 12: and I'll get the good news to them, you know,
Speaker 12: and talk about child rearing and ark about loving your neighbor.
Speaker 12: I don't see the downside to it myself.
Speaker 6: No, Phil, for a lot of the young folks, for
Speaker 6: the lot of the young folks who are listening, explain
Speaker 6: why it is important what you just talked about to
Speaker 6: respect your elders, to respect adults, and to respect authority.
Speaker 6: Why is that important on the big picture.
Speaker 12: It's important because look, we lost seven thousand troops in
Speaker 12: Iraq and Afghanistan over the last thirteen or fourteen years,
Speaker 12: seven thousand, and I hate it that we lost a one.
Speaker 12: I just baptized one. He's contracting now, which you talk
Speaker 12: about a rough line of work. But I took him
Speaker 12: down the river the other day and he was just
Speaker 12: a little bit after five or six years of going
Speaker 12: over there and all these close calls and then his
Speaker 12: friends dying. So he came to Jesus of the day
Speaker 12: and not baptized him in the river. But what we're
Speaker 12: trying to get people to see during that same time frame,
Speaker 12: us losing the seven thousand troops with all that power,
Speaker 12: over two hundred thousand during the same timeframe were killed
Speaker 12: on ash streets and shootouts, drug gangs. Two hundred thousand.
Speaker 12: You just think about that. So there's a pretty serious
Speaker 12: war going on here. And if these young people don't
Speaker 12: realize that respect for the flag, I mean, the national anthem,
Speaker 12: your parents living right, your teachers. I raised four boys
Speaker 12: down there on that river and you say, Field, did
Speaker 12: it at any time did any of your sons, your
Speaker 12: young sons coming up Alan Jason that is on the
Speaker 12: TV show and Willie and Jeff, You said, any time,
Speaker 12: did they ever disrespect you and bow up and going
Speaker 12: to show you what the speaking to do?
Speaker 4: Not once?
Speaker 12: I just trained them so and look the whole bunch
Speaker 12: of millionaires now, so hey, it.
Speaker 6: Will work, all right, film.
Speaker 4: You have to gonna work, I said, didn't work. I said,
Speaker 4: we're all most our millionaires, you know. And but what
Speaker 4: they don't realize.
Speaker 12: You say, well, Hill, when the money and the fame came,
Speaker 12: you know what was the biggest change you saw? I said,
Speaker 12: the menus the biggest change.
Speaker 6: And that's that's what usually happens if you're based in
Speaker 6: grounded to because you sim have you got to go
Speaker 6: over you we have you know the segment.
Speaker 5: Can you go one more segment? You got to go
Speaker 5: to you no problem.
Speaker 12: Just remember all the money you will ever make, boys,
Speaker 12: it's not gonna remove our sin and all the fame
Speaker 12: I ever get or y'all either, it's not gonna raise
Speaker 12: us from the deads now.
Speaker 3: You're right more with Phil Robinson right after this, Amen.
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