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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: Stop it sounds awesome. All right, let's go down the room.

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind? We'll start with Froggy, Froggy, what's

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Speaker 2: on your mind today? What are you thinking about? So

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Speaker 2: you guys know how much I love a good dad joke? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 3: So I heard I heard a couple yesterday. Are really good?

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Speaker 3: You're ready? What did the baby corn say to the

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Speaker 3: mama corn? What where's popcorn?

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Speaker 2: Oh? See? Only only Nate laughs?

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Speaker 3: And ready? What kind of tree fits in your hand?

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Speaker 3: What kind a palm tree?

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Speaker 4: I feel like if you just think for a second, they're.

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Speaker 2: All predictable, right, but they make sense. They're funny though,

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Speaker 2: Didn't I send you one the other day?

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Speaker 1: One?

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Speaker 2: All right, we need to find that one. Find that one?

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Speaker 2: Thank you dad jokes. We're welcome. Sorry. The reason why

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Speaker 2: we like to do that is because Nate always he

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Speaker 2: loved dad he does, and the rest of us just

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Speaker 2: kind of set here going.

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Speaker 3: Nate and I shared dad jokes with each other all

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Speaker 3: the time.

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Speaker 5: This is what Elvis sent me. I turned my walks

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Speaker 5: into a bar and asks, is the bartender here.

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Speaker 4: That it was.

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Speaker 2: Like on the dad joke spectrum that was all a

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Speaker 2: little funnier the other way. They're all great, all right,

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Speaker 2: thank you, Froggy, thank you, straight straight night, you go next. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Rome. I've never ever been. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: love it. I can't wait to go.

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Speaker 5: I know you got to do like the Colisseum, which

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Speaker 5: I'm very excited to do, the Vatican City of the

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Speaker 5: Sistine What else am I missing? Likes those things that

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Speaker 5: don't show up on trip advice.

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Speaker 2: I love going to the Vatican and you have to

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Speaker 2: walk through the entire complex and it takes hours and

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Speaker 2: to look at all the artwork and stuff, and it's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: And once you get to the Sistine Chapel, this last thing,

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Speaker 2: it's like the crowds in there and they they yell

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Speaker 2: at you, they get mad. It's it's frightening. It's assisting chapel.

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Speaker 4: The Assistine Chapel was the other place that I had

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Speaker 4: my phone smacked out of my hand because you're not

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Speaker 4: at take photos and I really wanted to take a

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Speaker 4: photo of the ceiling, so I thought I was being slick.

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Speaker 4: It was in my purse.

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Speaker 2: Took it.

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Speaker 4: No, they saw it. I got smacked.

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Speaker 2: They're violent, but you're gonna love it. But I have

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Speaker 2: a list of restaurants for you. Oh fantastic, you can

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Speaker 2: eat all across the city. You're gonna love it.

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Speaker 4: That's gonna be fun, Nate.

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Speaker 2: Wait hey, uh, what's up, Condy.

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Speaker 4: So earlier when we were talking about, you know, marriage

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Speaker 4: and whatever, I said, that's the joy of being single.

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Speaker 4: What I meant by single is I'm not married. Today

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Speaker 4: is actually Brandan and my fourth year anniversary anniversary Bay.

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Speaker 4: Four years of sheer joy.

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Speaker 2: Four years of independent checking accounts.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and you've never had a fight, not one fight

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Speaker 4: in all four years. It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: You know what one thing is is it's a long

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Speaker 2: distance relationship. You think that's one reason why it's successful.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 4: First of all, we definitely fight, so that was an

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Speaker 4: absolute lie. But I think that. I mean, I'm a

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Speaker 4: very independent person, he's pretty independent. It works out. We

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Speaker 4: get to see each other a lot. We never really

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Speaker 4: get a chance to get sick of each other because

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Speaker 4: every time we see each other it's like a vacation.

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Speaker 2: I read a story yesterday about this couple, married couple.

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Speaker 2: They have separate houses and I said, because of that,

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Speaker 2: they totally totally again along.

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Speaker 4: I think that's a dream. I would love to live

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Speaker 4: right next door to him.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, door to slam when you're.

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Speaker 2: Mad, can you turn it down?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? Producer Sam?

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Speaker 1: Everyone needs to get themselves one of these. And I

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Speaker 1: am pointing to Gandhi because she prevented me from going

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Speaker 1: to prison just by justifying my emotions. So what I

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Speaker 1: was walking my dog and there were kids playing soccer.

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Speaker 1: And when I say kids, I mean under ten years old.

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Speaker 1: And one of them hit Savannah with the soccer ball,

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Speaker 1: which I thought was an accident, so I turned around

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Speaker 1: to make eye contact with the kid's smirker or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Nope, they were high fiving. They were aiming for my

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Speaker 4: dog and nailed her.

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Speaker 1: When I tell you I saw red, I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, every word out of my mouth is

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Speaker 1: going to throw me behind bars. So I just needed

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Speaker 1: someone to help verify those feelings.

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Speaker 4: I text Gandhi. She goes, drop a pin.

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Speaker 2: Where are you? I have ex an aim. I played

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Speaker 2: soccer my whole life.

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Speaker 4: Let's get them like girl, thank you?

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Speaker 2: That text A little nice.

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Speaker 4: I for fifty dollars will show up and kick a

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Speaker 4: soccer ball at a child just to teach them a

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Speaker 4: lesson like that, What a service? You not saying anything?

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Speaker 4: I would have told you. All I choked out was

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Speaker 4: a very stern watch it.

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Speaker 1: And I stared at the kid for like ten seconds.

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Speaker 4: Lost, man, there was no middle ground.

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Speaker 1: It was either hey, watch it or mom, can you

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Speaker 1: come get me from jail?

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Speaker 4: So I went with her, and you know you were responsible.

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Speaker 4: She would not drop the pin. I was like, do it,

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Speaker 4: drop it, let's.

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Speaker 7: Go, so thank you.

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Speaker 2: Gand Gundy will show up, guns of guns of blaring

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Speaker 2: lasting whatever. Hey, what's up there, scatty?

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Speaker 7: Hey. When it comes to toilet paper, I'm a one

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Speaker 7: ply guy, and no, no, it's no yae because anybody

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Speaker 7: who's a one you're gonna get pushed through.

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Speaker 2: Bro, you could always use more if you need it.

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Speaker 7: But when you have two ply, unnecessarily, it's so wasteful and.

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Speaker 2: It clogs up the septic tank. And you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: just sorry. I just you live in an apartment building. Game, man,

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Speaker 2: you don't have a septic tank.

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Speaker 7: Whatever it is, it doesn't go down all the way.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes two ply is just wasteful. I thought, okay, I'm

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Speaker 7: just saying.

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Speaker 2: And public service from scary. What's going on, Danny Hope.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually a bathroom thing too.

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Speaker 2: So are you done? Save paper?

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Speaker 6: Than the park for a soccer match the other day

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Speaker 6: and the bathroom said do not open, doesn't open till

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Speaker 6: eight a m. And I had a big coffee I

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Speaker 6: had to go. So I'm standing there and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: this is crazy, right. So the guy who I guess

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Speaker 6: runs the park comes in his truck and he starts

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Speaker 6: to pass me, and I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Flagging him down. Wait, I need you to open the bathroom.

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Speaker 6: And he's like, oh, I have to do a couple

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Speaker 6: of other things first, And I looked at him and

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Speaker 6: he goes, okay, I got you. So he got out

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Speaker 6: and he came over and he opened the bathroom for me.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what your name was, but you saved

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Speaker 6: my life. I love you, Parks Department guy in Queen's

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Speaker 6: Love You, Love You and Flushing Queens, thank you.

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Speaker 2: For opening that is funny.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for opening the bathroom for me.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: We love Queen's Flushing always gets the jokes. Also Flatbush.

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Speaker 2: The Flatbush jokes are great. What's the joke. By the way,

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Speaker 2: if you're not from New York, flat Bush is a neighborhood. Nevermind,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.