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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, Lavender Hayes. It's Ryan Seacris. Mostly cloudy today.

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Speaker 1: It's Monday, HIGs in the mid fifty still cold. The

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Speaker 1: rain comes back tonight and last through Wednesday. Ryan's roses

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Speaker 1: this morning seven forty after seven o'clock. Depending on what

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Speaker 1: you're doing, try and be around for this. Maybe can

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Speaker 1: move something around to hear it. She found a receipt

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Speaker 1: in her husband's car, did some digging, and just only

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Speaker 1: based on what's on the receipt, she thinks he's cheating.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good sign. It's not a good sign,

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Speaker 1: no matter what happens on the call. Well, no, unless

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Speaker 1: there's you know what on the receipt, lipstick, No what

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Speaker 1: what's on the receipt? I don't know if I can

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Speaker 1: say it on the air protection. Oh how's that a

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Speaker 1: good sign? No, I'm saying that would be a bad sign.

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Speaker 1: If they're married and they're not using it, and she

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Speaker 1: sees that on the receipt, then the sysney's saying it's

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Speaker 1: a bad sign already, and you're saying it's a worse

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Speaker 1: sign if that. Yeah, yeah, Well we're all aligned here,

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Speaker 1: yeahed once in the yeah. Strength Although Elizabeth Holmes has

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Speaker 1: made it come back this morning. Yeah, I'm not taking

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Speaker 1: this vest off. Can you dress in your Elizabeth Holmes wear, Freddie?

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Speaker 1: It's the same war Yeah, bra minimalist era. Should you

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Speaker 1: wash it? What is with the bra every day midny? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's a minimalist using her words as well, same cloth,

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Speaker 1: same words, birkin stocks and power vests. That's what she's wearing.

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Speaker 1: It to the hor scopes for the week, Let's see

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Speaker 1: how it's gonna what's this week going to be like?

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Speaker 1: Starting with aries. Starting with aries, channel your inner child

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Speaker 1: when you feel yourself feeling frustrated this week. Your week

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Speaker 1: is an eight point nine Taurists. Breakfast for dinner, dessert

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Speaker 1: for breakfast, and get out of your rigid routine this week.

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Speaker 1: Your week is an eight point three Gemini. Time to

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Speaker 1: start that garage project, getting there today and get to work.

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Speaker 1: Your week is a seven point nine cancer. You will

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Speaker 1: undergo a transformation so profound. Your week is an eight

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Speaker 1: point zero Leo. You will get a second win for

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Speaker 1: an old ambition. Lean in. Your week is a nine

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Speaker 1: point one Virgo. You have to let that perfectionist and

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Speaker 1: you go this week, just get it done. Your week

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Speaker 1: is a seven point seven Libra. You may be letting

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Speaker 1: panic mode set in a bit. Take a deep breath.

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Speaker 1: Your week is a six point nine Scorpio. Accept every

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Speaker 1: single word and compliment that comes your way and really

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Speaker 1: let it sink in. Your week is a seven point

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Speaker 1: eight Sagittarius. Be on the lookout for ways to get

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Speaker 1: ahead and go for it. Your week is an eight

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Speaker 1: point five Capricorn. You can either run from a bear

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Speaker 1: or run towards a pot of gold. Pick a place

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Speaker 1: of hope or a place of fear. Your week a

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Speaker 1: bear like a bear is not coming out, so metaphorically,

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Speaker 1: you're going to have to run this week. So you

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Speaker 1: can either choose to run from a bear, meaning like

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Speaker 1: be in fear, or run towards a pot of gold,

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Speaker 1: which is hopeful. Why would you choose to run from

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Speaker 1: a bear some fear. Some people live in fear. You

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Speaker 1: have the choice pick up your whole hope or pickle

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Speaker 1: what's next Aquarius. Aquarius takes some time to stay inside

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Speaker 1: and be at home. Your week is a seven point

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Speaker 1: oh and Pisces. There is a problem that can be

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Speaker 1: happily resolved if you really try. Your week is a

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Speaker 1: seven point five. The thing is. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: anybody else is like me, but I don't hear anything

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Speaker 1: till you get to mine. Do you not have people

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Speaker 1: in your life? Wow? I don't know who. Ever since

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Speaker 1: she became a published author, it started dressing like a

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Speaker 1: tech mogul. I don't know who's asking questions anymore around here. No,

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Speaker 1: but it's like you think about the people in your

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Speaker 1: life and they're signs. Like every time I know these signs.

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Speaker 1: Every time I hear leo, I think of tubs. Whenever

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Speaker 1: I do aries, I think about sis Andy, whenever we

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Speaker 1: do Capricorn, I think about you. I legit don't know

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Speaker 1: anybody's signs that are close to me. You don't know

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Speaker 1: our signs even when you do it every week. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. Wow, my sister is a SCORPIOO, yes she is.

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Speaker 1: Mark just told me I know the birthdates. I just

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Speaker 1: don't know what signs they are. I can make you

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Speaker 1: a little cheap cheat. What's Ruby? Tissany Ruby is a

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Speaker 1: Sagittarius Capricorn. That one I know because she's mine. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. See, I didn't even know her birthday just

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Speaker 1: past ish. All right, we're gonna move on, of course,

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Speaker 1: Florida is a Sagittarius. Wait, I do know her birthday

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Speaker 1: is my anniversary. I was gonna say that was like anniversary. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to point that out. Wait, is that

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Speaker 1: a really a Capricorn? I thought it'd be Aquarius cuspy. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the horoscope ship is sound and coming up next your

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Speaker 1: Morning Hack. Tan is gonna do a guest hack here. Now,

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Speaker 1: it's just how to keep people from sitting next to

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Speaker 1: you on a bus or a plane or a train. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's very good. Hang on,