Speaker 1: Welcome to this episo the Americans intercom.
Speaker 2: I don't know have word? Do you want to let
Speaker 2: the people know where we are?
Speaker 3: I don't know where we are.
Speaker 1: We are in no Teposlan. I always say it wrong.
Speaker 1: I say different every single time. We're in tepos Lan, Mexico.
Speaker 1: Right now, I needed to say it with all the
Speaker 1: accents because I know one of you bitches would say
Speaker 1: something dirty about me if I didn't. Yeah, we just
Speaker 1: run away because we feel like American people don't understand.
Speaker 3: Us, like they don't get us, never have, never will.
Speaker 3: I've found my people. Literally, Christopher Colomb on my Colonizer Vibe.
Speaker 2: Drew didn't say that I come here.
Speaker 3: No. I saw a plot of land about an hour
Speaker 3: outside of Mexico City, and I was like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to buy that plot of land and make Drew Topia.
Speaker 1: The thing is Kai just knocked into the camera, but
Speaker 1: that's okay, we'll just ignore it.
Speaker 2: Kai gets a pass because I've been too mean to
Speaker 2: him this trip.
Speaker 3: So I actually mean to Kai.
Speaker 2: Also away before we pass over.
Speaker 1: We're literally less than a minute into this episode and
Speaker 1: you're already talking about colonizing Mexico.
Speaker 3: Like literally, it's in my fucking blood, it's in my DNA.
Speaker 3: I literally can't help and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just want to openly admit to the public and
Speaker 1: apologize to the public because I feel so evil. I
Speaker 1: was really mean to Kay yesterday because I was just
Speaker 1: to be fair. I've been mean to Elisa too. I've
Speaker 1: just not been a nice girl.
Speaker 3: It's been a rough trip for you, you know.
Speaker 2: Thank you for validating me.
Speaker 3: You for validating You've just been our translator the whole time.
Speaker 3: It's just been.
Speaker 2: I've been I've been serving Mommy.
Speaker 3: There shooting.
Speaker 2: Oh what was that? Was it a firework?
Speaker 3: It was a salute? But yeah, we what time is
Speaker 3: it? It probably marked the hour? Yeah, okay at five four
Speaker 3: every day and type astan it bombs. Okay. Wait.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm like all over the place because I'm very
Speaker 1: like overwhelmed, and I have had half a margarita and
Speaker 1: I had to stop myself for the other half because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna be belliterately d on the.
Speaker 3: Podcast, and I was like, which might be fun.
Speaker 1: I already just slip up and say I don't say
Speaker 1: bad things, but I already say.
Speaker 2: Things where I'm like I should not have said that
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be saying.
Speaker 3: That's the public.
Speaker 1: But to explain why we're in Mexico. We are in
Speaker 1: we are staying in Mexico City. But Jesture is a
Speaker 1: fucking freak of nature.
Speaker 3: Somehow convinced us to cross the border.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somehow convinced.
Speaker 3: Us to another country for their birthday.
Speaker 2: Which was over a week ago.
Speaker 3: So there's like, so their birthday was a week ago
Speaker 3: and we're still celebrating it here. But I love it here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is amazing.
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, I'm Honduran and
Speaker 1: I haven't been to Hondura since I was literally a
Speaker 1: little baby.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've been back since I was seven.
Speaker 1: And this is the closest thing I could get to
Speaker 1: it because my family has fear mongered me to stay
Speaker 1: out of Honduras.
Speaker 3: But yeah, this place is beautiful. I've literally been here
Speaker 3: for twenty four hours and I leave tomorrow. I flew
Speaker 3: in Inya, Lisa and Jester shopped all day and I
Speaker 3: followed them around with Kai all day long and then
Speaker 3: we kind of are leaving the next day, like we
Speaker 3: we Oh, this is the this is the craziest part is.
Speaker 3: We planned on getting here Hella early, this area. We
Speaker 3: wanted to shop around, We wanted to have a blast
Speaker 3: of the time. We wanted have a good time, Like
Speaker 3: get some michiladas or micheladas. You said, yeah, get some
Speaker 3: of those, get a little drunk, listen to the bombs
Speaker 3: go off, just take it in the scenery. But Enya
Speaker 3: drove us literally two hours away. She drove us two
Speaker 3: hours away from where we were supposed to be, and
Speaker 3: we pulled out.
Speaker 1: No, to be fair, it was an extra hour past
Speaker 1: where we were supposed to be. So I didn't get
Speaker 1: us two hours away from where we were supposed to
Speaker 1: be because it only took thirty minutes to get here.
Speaker 2: So technically, how much time did I really waste? Like
Speaker 2: an hour?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like an hour and a half?
Speaker 1: Like maybe not even though, no, because there were still
Speaker 1: traffic to get out of the city. But basically I
Speaker 1: fucked up very hard, and now I don't get to
Speaker 1: go through the markets like I wanted to because my
Speaker 1: one my one wish was to come and get a
Speaker 1: nice rosary, because I have been looking to report.
Speaker 3: No, there's a body in there. You see is a hotel.
Speaker 1: Your body's about to be in here if you don't
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Oh my gosh, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: fucked up and I was so mad. I've just been
Speaker 1: so fucking irritable this trip. Like we don't even to
Speaker 1: talk about because we were like, let's talk about the trip,
Speaker 1: but the trip like it feels like we've been here for.
Speaker 3: Ever, not even for me. It feels like I've been
Speaker 3: here for eight minutes total because I've been yelled at
Speaker 3: the entire time.
Speaker 2: You know what it was?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've never had to like go anywhere into Spanish
Speaker 1: speaking territory and had to like translate for people.
Speaker 2: And I know one of you bitches is gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 2: but like.
Speaker 1: Talk Spanish now, we want to hear how your Spanish is, no,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna fucking bully me.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. My Spanish is my my mom only.
Speaker 1: Speaks Spanish and all of my family only speaks Spanish,
Speaker 1: but my dad speaks English. So I grew up speaking
Speaker 1: English and Spanish. And obviously my English is slay tonic.
Speaker 1: Like I'm I make up slay Tonic, I make up
Speaker 1: new words in English.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2: I can't do that for Spanish.
Speaker 3: Pool.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've been translating for these dumb fogs. And
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know it would be hard work,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been saying that you're not ready for children. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just the sheer amount of questions and pointing to things
Speaker 3: and asking for what it means, like not okay.
Speaker 1: It's just too many questions like which I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I never want to go anywhere where,
Speaker 1: Like I'm burdening somebody with the language.
Speaker 2: Barrier, Like does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Like, but I don't know any other country that are
Speaker 1: No one in our group speaks any other language, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not like anybody in the group speaks like French
Speaker 1: or anything.
Speaker 3: Been undu a lingo practicing Swahili.
Speaker 2: So you drew in twenty eighteen. In twenty and.
Speaker 4: Eighty four years ago, he tried to learn Swahili for
Speaker 4: literally three days on dual lingo and he brings it
Speaker 4: up twice a month.
Speaker 3: Like he I'm just better than that.
Speaker 2: Than everybody us a little bit of it. No, why not?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just feel like we're in Mexico.
Speaker 1: So you shouldn't like mix. Yeah, but you're here, so
Speaker 1: we're already mixing. What's been your favorite part. Oh, Drew
Speaker 1: went out without me last night because he hates making everyone.
Speaker 3: No, not everyone one was mad at you. You were
Speaker 3: mad at everybody else. And this complainer my tummy hoyded.
Speaker 3: She got a tummy ache and took it out on
Speaker 3: everybody else. And me and Ki were begging you all
Speaker 3: to come with us. We were literally begging you.
Speaker 1: Tokay, like I just need some pizza in my hole
Speaker 1: and then I'm a nice girl and I'll do a
Speaker 1: little dance.
Speaker 2: But if I'm hungry. You don't want to see me
Speaker 2: when I'm hungry and without a coffee.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the night, like what we would
Speaker 1: you get up to? Like was it the most fun
Speaker 1: you've ever had? Because you didn't have like your friend?
Speaker 3: It was absolutely a fucking blast. It was the night
Speaker 3: to remember. I think of the entire trip, I don't
Speaker 3: think it actually got any better than that moment.
Speaker 1: But it'll get better tonight because everyone in the crew
Speaker 1: is gonna get Really.
Speaker 3: I really don't think that's gonna happen. I think I
Speaker 3: think last night was peak right.
Speaker 1: Except you know, okay, yeah, maybe it won't beat it
Speaker 1: because I will say, like I know, I offered sex.
Speaker 1: But you know when we were coming across the border
Speaker 1: and you had to like declare things, they like looked
Speaker 1: down and they were like, oh that big, that big,
Speaker 1: that big as cooochi has to declare those hooters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my hooters and kuci.
Speaker 1: And when I was crossing, they like they like weighed
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, it's too heavy and volumptuous,
Speaker 1: and like I.
Speaker 3: Get that all the time on the airplane.
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, why is it so wet?
Speaker 1: Is do you have like an alcohol or substance you're
Speaker 1: trying to like bring over And I was like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like that's just me, that's just my body part. Like
Speaker 1: I can't really stop it. And they did make me
Speaker 1: leave my kuchi in the US.
Speaker 3: Damn. They did the same thing to me with my
Speaker 3: heavy wieners, with your big boner. Yeah, you know how
Speaker 3: they weigh the bags. Yeah, well, like I Well, what
Speaker 3: they don't tell you is that the three D scan
Speaker 3: chamber is the radiation den as I call it. They
Speaker 3: give you insane amounts of radiation is also a scale
Speaker 3: for male genitalia wieners. And I, unfortunately this time, for
Speaker 3: some reason, did not pass and I almost didn't make it.
Speaker 1: It's not because you stuffed it. You wanted it to
Speaker 1: seem heavier, because I don't believe you. How can you
Speaker 1: get on a plane anywhere else but you didn't get
Speaker 1: to come to Mexico with your big wiener, with your
Speaker 1: big honkin win.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to have sex the entire time i've
Speaker 3: been here.
Speaker 2: All of y'all are fucking fake. All of y'all. I'm
Speaker 2: trying a bone on the bone bone. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Kai Kai is so horny.
Speaker 1: He literally somehow put holograms in our head of a
Speaker 1: woman and she didn't exist.
Speaker 3: I'm oh, I forgot about that literally hallucination mass hallucination event.
Speaker 3: We went to this like bar restaurant thing called Gingin.
Speaker 3: It was a classic. That's a certified Mexico City classic.
Speaker 3: Next time you hear it, go because the drinks are
Speaker 3: literally insane. Maybe it was something in the hookah. Also,
Speaker 3: like they literally probably dosed us with fucking hallucinogens in
Speaker 3: our hookah.
Speaker 2: I was the most foreigner shit you've ever said. Maybe
Speaker 2: there's something in the hookah.
Speaker 3: I was chiefing that houkah all night. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, actually we got we ordered a hookah thing,
Speaker 1: which I don't fuck with hookah. I think it's like funny,
Speaker 1: but we ordered and tell me why, Kay and Drew
Speaker 1: hit the fucking tip raw like they were.
Speaker 4: Putting on replacement tips for every table obviously because it's
Speaker 4: like wood, and I don't think you can necessarily disinfect
Speaker 4: wood very well and literally your fiend, because the second
Speaker 4: they put in your hand, you fucking suck the shit
Speaker 4: out of it. Looks the waiter looked at us like
Speaker 4: we were literally on map.
Speaker 3: He ran across the restaurant because it was like hold
Speaker 3: the fuck on, like chill freakazoids.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So we went to this like hookah bar,
Speaker 1: like alcohol bar, whatever, and Kai was like like oddly
Speaker 1: like silent.
Speaker 3: So I was sitting next to him, and there was
Speaker 3: a table behind us or behind me, and apparently there
Speaker 3: is this girl looking at Kai constantly like they would
Speaker 3: like lock eyes or whatever. And I was like, yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: like that's not happening. You're making this up, like this
Speaker 3: is a hallucination. You need help. So I moved spots
Speaker 3: and I switched over, and I did see love in
Speaker 3: the air. There was a connection there.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced she was literally jerking the boy off next
Speaker 1: to her because her hand was under the table for
Speaker 1: way too long.
Speaker 3: That was not a straight man.
Speaker 2: That was not a shame told it was like three
Speaker 2: girls with three guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it was a straight man. But
Speaker 3: they they were locking eyes like crazy. It was actually
Speaker 3: kind of beautiful to see. A couple of times. I
Speaker 3: was like, wow, like Kai may find love. Actually, you know,
Speaker 3: it wasn't real. None of it happened this.
Speaker 2: I come back to the table, I'm like, why did
Speaker 2: you move to Drew?
Speaker 1: And Drew literally said to me, he was like, Kai
Speaker 1: said this girl look at him.
Speaker 2: But I haven't seen her look over here once. So
Speaker 2: then we are cracking up and whatever. We get the bill,
Speaker 2: we leave, and Kai's like, get the spazzing. He's like, I.
Speaker 1: Should have went and said something to her. I should
Speaker 1: want and said something to her. And all of us
Speaker 1: were like pretty drunk. So I was like, okay, do
Speaker 1: you have a pen, like, just go get like. Kuy
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna give her my number, but I
Speaker 1: don't have a pen. I was like, I'll get us
Speaker 1: a pen. So I went back into the restaurant. I
Speaker 1: went to the hostess and explained, and I was like,
Speaker 1: do you have a pen because my friend wants to
Speaker 1: give someone his number, so I won't take your pen.
Speaker 1: I just need to borrow it. And she was like smiling.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, like forth the July
Speaker 1: or for the worry for Vala. I say Valentine's well
Speaker 1: as I say it's coming up, like of course, and
Speaker 1: gave me the pen. Kai was too fucking nervous to
Speaker 1: even write his damn number. I had to write the
Speaker 1: number and.
Speaker 3: I follow it in there as Intel. I was back
Speaker 3: up first intel, second to see if he actually did it.
Speaker 3: And we went in and literally she was gone. She
Speaker 3: vanished into thin fucking air, like it wasn't even like
Speaker 3: she was there, like her chair was pushed in, there
Speaker 3: was no jacket in the chair like it was literally
Speaker 3: like she never exact.
Speaker 2: You know what it was. She was scared of ship.
Speaker 3: She was the pink man. The pink Man wants me
Speaker 3: the killer, the pink killer.
Speaker 2: Killer is here.
Speaker 3: She didn't see loved.
Speaker 4: She was like, oh my god, this scary white dude
Speaker 4: is literally going to chase after.
Speaker 3: Me, us following it, not us seeing if the bat if.
Speaker 3: She was up in the bathroom area, like we read up.
Speaker 2: She was literally in the stall, shaking for a fucking life.
Speaker 2: She's like coming here, He's she felt the way we
Speaker 2: did that home alone game.
Speaker 1: Literally, she felt like she was paying a horror game stimulator.
Speaker 3: But I come in, Kai on going back in there
Speaker 3: and being brave enough to speak to a woman because
Speaker 3: I'm scared of women and so car breath audio technician.
Speaker 3: Is everything good? Alright? Cool? Yep.
Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all heard it, but Kai just
Speaker 1: considered what we did exposure therapy.
Speaker 2: That's what this podcast is.
Speaker 3: Anytime we go out, it's exposure therapy. I think, not me.
Speaker 1: I'm literally living, laughing, loving, I'm fucking slaying the world here.
Speaker 3: I spoke to a man from Amsterdam last night who
Speaker 3: is staying in a hostel and was his hospital hostile
Speaker 3: and his four friends that he was with disappeared. Apparently.
Speaker 3: He was like there, I don't know where they went.
Speaker 3: And I was like, can you describe them? And he
Speaker 3: was like tall man with a beard, and I was like,
Speaker 3: so sexy, and then he.
Speaker 2: You're literally hornier than ever. You start sniffing. You're like
Speaker 2: you asked for his hand? You like, when's the last
Speaker 2: time you touched him, he's like maybe five minutes ago,
Speaker 2: and you.
Speaker 3: Smell the hands to him. And then I was like,
Speaker 3: why don't you go like look for him inside, and
Speaker 3: because he was outside, and he was like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like I was walking downstairs to go look and I
Speaker 3: knocked a glass and it exploded and then this like
Speaker 3: Brazilian girl came up to me and gave me mollie,
Speaker 3: and so I took the molly and I'm also like, on.
Speaker 5: SA word, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if I'm allowed to say any of this
Speaker 3: shit coke. And then he was like, but like it's
Speaker 3: okay because like when I get home to the airbnb,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take value him to go to sleep. And
Speaker 3: I was like, you need to fucking chill, is what
Speaker 3: you need to do. You need to leave. He didn't.
Speaker 1: And when he didn't have friends, he does have a hostel.
Speaker 1: He's hallucinating.
Speaker 3: It was actually horrifying. The way he was behaving is
Speaker 3: very erratic. And then a more conversation happened. Some things
Speaker 3: that I don't want to talk about happened on the podcast,
Speaker 3: and we went back down there to see if we
Speaker 3: could find his homies for him. Uh, we like went
Speaker 3: in and followed him in, and he like freaked out,
Speaker 3: like he tweaked out. He was like, I can't go
Speaker 3: in there. I can't go in there. We were like
Speaker 3: why dude, and he was like, I just can't. I can't, can't.
Speaker 3: And then he like was like I'm going to the bar,
Speaker 3: and so me and k I were like, okay, I'm
Speaker 3: literally running away. This is like Luca mcnaughta. He's going
Speaker 3: to try to fucking kill us, like he's literally the killer.
Speaker 2: Well, I got asked to do a wire transfer.
Speaker 1: When I told someone I didn't have any cash, A
Speaker 1: man tried to sing to me, and I told him
Speaker 1: to stop because I didn't have any more because I
Speaker 1: had just bought cash. I just bought chocolates off the
Speaker 1: sweetest kids in the fucking world. And then I told
Speaker 1: him I did have any more cash, and he literally
Speaker 1: looked me down as and said, I take transfer, like
Speaker 1: I take wire transfer.
Speaker 2: That was insane.
Speaker 3: It was it was pretty okay.
Speaker 2: It is fireworks though I.
Speaker 1: Saw it me as if it was gonna be any.
Speaker 3: Okay, time what time is it now? Your mama know
Speaker 3: what time is it on your phone? See? Okay, that
Speaker 3: might and that was six explosions for six o'clock. See,
Speaker 3: I might be a fucking genius. My IQ is.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's how that works. I think
Speaker 1: people are just having fun. That did scare the living
Speaker 1: ball sacks out of me. Also, it's just so beautiful here.
Speaker 3: Fucking pretty. I hope the cameras picking it up.
Speaker 1: I honestly feel very disruptive by being here and talking
Speaker 1: about cocking balls on top of like this roof. Also,
Speaker 1: we asked somebody if we could sit on the roof
Speaker 1: of a hotel, so that's where we are. We're not
Speaker 1: staying at this hotel. We just asked him and he
Speaker 1: let us, honestly, probably because I'm really suxy.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what it is.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't get hit on in LA, and I
Speaker 1: get hit on and looked at here, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: I get cat called here too.
Speaker 1: We were walking out of Gingin a man just looked
Speaker 1: at me and the eyes that OI MoU hid and
Speaker 1: like yelled at in my face. And usually I'd be
Speaker 1: really fucking annoyed, but I was feeling myself and I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, I am woman, I.
Speaker 6: Am woman, a woman and uh and sexy im divine also,
Speaker 6: I like, I hope nothing I'm saying sounds like very
Speaker 6: like ignorant and annoying of me.
Speaker 1: But I have been so terrified of getting the kakas
Speaker 1: from the water here. It's like the one thing.
Speaker 2: On my mind.
Speaker 1: Like everywhere I go, I'm like, don't please, don't give
Speaker 1: me ice, Please don't give me a cup of water.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this, but I did accidentally swish
Speaker 1: water around in my mouth when I was catching my teeth.
Speaker 1: Because but that was the first night, and that's why
Speaker 1: I think my stomach hurts so bad yesterday, because I
Speaker 1: did have rumby guts like I have it before, Like
Speaker 1: it was a usual stomach ache where I'm like bloated
Speaker 1: and something hurt. But my fucking cold lens we're literally vibrating.
Speaker 1: Like if I put my colon to my clit, I
Speaker 1: would have it would have been a because they were vibrating.
Speaker 1: Do you get it like a vibrator?
Speaker 3: Yes, we got it.
Speaker 2: Do you think I should get a vibrator around here?
Speaker 3: A little wing bot, a little Wingbot Junior, a little
Speaker 3: turkey wing What else can we talk about? Like? This
Speaker 3: ship's boring, this podcast is fucking boring. It's taking time
Speaker 3: out of my fucking day.
Speaker 1: Driving here is also pretty crazy. It's fucking awesome. I
Speaker 1: have so much fun doing it. But the merging is like.
Speaker 2: Comical to me.
Speaker 1: Like again, I hope nothing I like. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's like ignorant. Definitely is just culture.
Speaker 2: But like the driving was cracking me up, like we were.
Speaker 3: There's just no lanes in the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the roads literally have zero lanes, and
Speaker 1: you have to you have to be an aggressor here,
Speaker 1: which I am because I fear no fucking man. I've
Speaker 1: said it once, I say it again, like only I
Speaker 1: can take me out for.
Speaker 3: Thirty six thousand times you can.
Speaker 1: I'm just letting the world know, like y'all be manifesting
Speaker 1: like good health, and like Sleigh, I'm manifesting that I
Speaker 1: would be the one to.
Speaker 2: Take me out.
Speaker 3: I'm almost in my physical fighting era, Like I'm almost
Speaker 3: to the point where like I want to get in
Speaker 3: a brawl, like a physical problem.
Speaker 2: What's pushing you there?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just like felt I'm rubbing off
Speaker 3: on you, like low key, like I'm just feeling like
Speaker 3: I need to be in a fight and have my
Speaker 3: ass beat and be humbled at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: See, that's that's where we're different, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to be humbled.
Speaker 2: I want to beat the shit out of someone. But
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: I do think some like blunt force trauma to the
Speaker 1: head would help me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Like I've thought about that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need a bit of like a dome reset,
Speaker 1: like where like it feels like like a nuke went
Speaker 1: off in my brain or like a flashbang from Call
Speaker 1: of duty.
Speaker 2: Like that's kind of the feeling I want in my
Speaker 2: brain a little.
Speaker 3: Wait the way, I'm not even joking. Last night we
Speaker 3: hung out with Belahadide. No, we hung out with the
Speaker 3: Spanish dub cast of Euphoria. They were all there. They
Speaker 3: were all there, and we hung out with all of them.
Speaker 2: How'd you find that out?
Speaker 3: Like did they just like they brought it up?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would ride that shit too.
Speaker 2: Wait, the whole the whole cast, the Spanish does. So
Speaker 2: it was like thirteen like of a crew.
Speaker 3: It was not rolling thirteen deep. It was like three people.
Speaker 2: So who was it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Rue?
Speaker 2: See it's not for the fucking minutes, dumb boy.
Speaker 1: I am woman, but you're not like going deeper on that, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean did they like how did they
Speaker 1: prove that?
Speaker 3: Like, how did like I don't want to show themselves
Speaker 3: in the recording booths?
Speaker 1: They showed that they could have been in any single
Speaker 1: recording booth on planet Earth?
Speaker 2: Did it have like euphoria water marks on it?
Speaker 3: They showed them reading what's his name? George Jacob Alardi's.
Speaker 2: Lines, but you could find those on the internet.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, well did they wait?
Speaker 2: Did they show you the episode that's coming?
Speaker 3: They were like fifty pesos for a photo and we
Speaker 3: gave them the money and took pictures with them.
Speaker 2: You got scammed?
Speaker 3: No, we got pictures with thick cast of euphoria.
Speaker 2: No, I think you got scammed? Rude, Like, there's no
Speaker 2: can I see the picture?
Speaker 3: Getting scammed?
Speaker 2: I see the picture? Did they also take it on
Speaker 2: their phone?
Speaker 3: Me getting scammed? Yeah? Right? Is there?
Speaker 2: Are you actually about just to show me a photo?
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Kai is laughing really hard? So like is this a
Speaker 2: planned bit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's literally me and euphoria cast am I wrong?
Speaker 1: No, you're literally showing like early signs of Alzheimer's right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to say to
Speaker 1: that like I need that on screen.
Speaker 2: Some people know that I'm not being a kai. I
Speaker 2: just don't know what to say to that. You know
Speaker 2: what's really annoying is maybe I should have gotten drunk.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, how does it go? I know?
Speaker 2: Wait, you're really fucking bad.
Speaker 3: I'm a little nasally like ton am I was? No,
Speaker 3: I'm singing in my head voice and I don't have
Speaker 3: a head voice. I can sing in my chest. No,
Speaker 3: let's hear let's hear it, like, yeah, see that was good,
Speaker 3: fuck me man you song?
Speaker 2: Because I can't get my cr.
Speaker 3: But we did go to this really cool club that
Speaker 3: just had a bunch of people dancing.
Speaker 1: And I know, I will say, I am really jealous,
Speaker 1: like we have to go out tonight because I just ruined.
Speaker 3: But we do have an event to go to tonight.
Speaker 3: It's called pervert dress code. It's called pervert dress code.
Speaker 3: Is bondage? Are you? Are you trollinging? It's bondage recommended
Speaker 3: but not required. But I think we go to a
Speaker 3: sex shop all dressed up in bondage. We get really
Speaker 3: close in person with each other, really like explore each
Speaker 3: other's bodies and see us for each other's bodies.
Speaker 2: I can see who you are without touching you.
Speaker 1: You also stink you have a shower like you're literally
Speaker 1: went out last night and didn't fucking shower, and then
Speaker 1: the car today.
Speaker 2: Was like every now and then, I'm gonna run and
Speaker 2: Gabbage and all of us are like, we don't smell that.
Speaker 2: You're smelling yourself.
Speaker 3: No, there's there's like a scent of sour crap following
Speaker 3: me everywhere I go. And it's not my ball.
Speaker 2: You're fucking upper lip in your balls.
Speaker 3: I swear to God kind knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: No, I think Kai might have smelled you last night. No, see,
Speaker 1: but did you smell it in the car?
Speaker 2: It was drue. It's still true.
Speaker 3: Do you like the smell kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you just showed me.
Speaker 3: They were having the most human experience I've ever seen
Speaker 3: in my entire life. It was it was pure what
Speaker 3: is the word like pure pure euphoria. It was like
Speaker 3: pure like innocence, like really just the only way I
Speaker 3: can describe it is just like humans exactly.
Speaker 7: Expression of happiness and celebration.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, the least pretentious celebration of happiness.
Speaker 2: Why are you repeating? I think he was heard.
Speaker 3: He's eighteen miles away. You need to know.
Speaker 2: You need to let our white men have his voice heard.
Speaker 2: Your white men.
Speaker 3: No, we fucking don't do not snap. We do not
Speaker 3: need another white voice. Look at you. Yeah, I am
Speaker 3: the white voice in this podcast.
Speaker 2: I will I am also the white voice.
Speaker 1: I'm the female white voice. You're the male white voice.
Speaker 1: We need to be heard. I need to be seen.
Speaker 1: I need to be loved.
Speaker 2: I need to be fondled with a little bit like my.
Speaker 3: I see the type of person that you. I see
Speaker 3: the type of person that you are, and.
Speaker 2: You're looking through me. I feel bad. This episode isn't
Speaker 2: really I don't know what we've talked about. We're literally
Speaker 2: just talking.
Speaker 1: I think it's a miracle that we even got this
Speaker 1: spot because, like I said, growing up, so fucking.
Speaker 4: Why, Alisa, do you think ALSA will be bad if
Speaker 4: I say what happened, if anything.
Speaker 2: Will cut out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I feel bad because no, this is the
Speaker 1: second episode in a in a row where I'm airing
Speaker 1: a Lisa's shit out, like and she listens to these
Speaker 1: literally at least.
Speaker 3: M saying like I don't care that you choose loud.
Speaker 1: No, she got a comment someone publicly was like, you're
Speaker 1: so hot. I don't care if you choo loud as
Speaker 1: fuck like, and she she hasn't watched that episode yet,
Speaker 1: so she was like, what is that?
Speaker 2: Why are they saying that to me?
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna air her out again because that's my girl,
Speaker 1: and that's what I do, even though I've been so
Speaker 1: mean to her. She was, She's been asking me a
Speaker 1: lot of questions because her phone's been broken, and I.
Speaker 2: Feel so bad.
Speaker 1: I literally like, she'll ask me something and then at
Speaker 1: this point I just be lying and saying exactly what
Speaker 1: she like doesn't want to hear like.
Speaker 2: She was like, what's she asked?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: She asked if we were going one hundred and forty miles.
Speaker 3: No, the fucking rinkydt ass car, fucking gadget, baby clown pioso,
Speaker 3: fucking car we have does not go one hundred and
Speaker 3: forty miles can start shaking when we hit forty miles.
Speaker 2: Are not forty kilometers an hour or per meter. I
Speaker 2: don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fucking thing is here, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. But on the dash, you said
Speaker 1: one forty. I was like, I need to slow down
Speaker 1: because the speed limit is ninety and I'm doing one
Speaker 1: eighty or one forty, and she was like, are.
Speaker 3: We actually going We're not going light speed right now
Speaker 3: at least to know.
Speaker 2: I got like upset.
Speaker 3: That's that's just literally the smartest person I know. I
Speaker 3: know she asked that.
Speaker 1: So I got upset and I was like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: we're going one forty.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see I one sixty. Like I just like
Speaker 2: start answering.
Speaker 3: Her like that. That's how I answer you. And you
Speaker 3: You're like, should we be walking in the middle of
Speaker 3: the road where there's a car trying to go? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, like I think we should be. It's
Speaker 3: like really fun.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I say and said it like because I
Speaker 2: don't want to be like get out of the row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I say it because I don't want anybody
Speaker 1: to feel like I'm bossing them around, specifically men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I do have a problem with female authority.
Speaker 1: No, you have a problem with authority period, but specifically
Speaker 1: with me because it's on some brother sister shit and
Speaker 1: you don't want to do for me and I'm boss baby,
Speaker 1: I am baby.
Speaker 3: You're giving pizza Bay boss Baby.
Speaker 2: I am. I'm giving pizza boss baby.
Speaker 3: Pizza baby boss baby with a mustache tattoo on their finger.
Speaker 2: I'm giving.
Speaker 3: I'm giving like Galaxy type everybody does.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to make a decision because nobody wants to
Speaker 1: say what they want. So then I just make the decision,
Speaker 1: and then I feel like some people are mad at me,
Speaker 1: so then I get mad at everyone else.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I don't think ow. I literally distressed myself
Speaker 3: way too fucking hard. That literally hurts so bad.
Speaker 2: Speak I don't even.
Speaker 1: Remember what I because I was talking about making decisions
Speaker 1: and people being mad at me.
Speaker 3: What decision did you make that people are mad at you?
Speaker 2: No, just in general, I'll be like, we're doing this,
Speaker 2: We're doing this, go here, then we do this.
Speaker 3: I think people, I mean personally, I like being told
Speaker 3: where to go and where to be, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I literally was just like I don't
Speaker 3: have a problem with authority, and now I'm like, please
Speaker 3: boss me around. See I'm a walking conundrum.
Speaker 2: We need to get you know what we should get here?
Speaker 3: Cram it all from the pharmacy. Yet no, we shouldn't,
Speaker 3: we should.
Speaker 2: Should we do that yeah game, saying that I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 3: You don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, you should grow up because it's actually really
Speaker 1: gross that you want those things.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would never.
Speaker 2: Be airing Alisa house. So Alisa is allergic to alcohol.
Speaker 1: But we all went out to drink and she had
Speaker 1: a drink and then she had another one, and like
Speaker 1: she usually gets like red and like like very hot
Speaker 1: and like has an allergic reaction to it, but she wasn't,
Speaker 1: so she was like, fuck it, I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 1: But the drinks were like getting us all like drunk,
Speaker 1: as alcohol does, and she got really really drunk and like.
Speaker 2: Literally was stumbling in the streets of Mexico City.
Speaker 3: It was crazy. I've never seen her drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen her drunk either.
Speaker 1: And then we got back to the crib and I remember,
Speaker 1: right before we went to sleep, me and Lisa are
Speaker 1: sharing a room. Right before we went to sleep, was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm really worried that I wake up with a headache tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And then like I'm like I feel sick and I
Speaker 1: don't want to go out and like goes like shopping
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I was like, girl, if anything you'll
Speaker 1: wake up with a little headache from a like small hangover,
Speaker 1: will pop a fucking Croissan.
Speaker 2: In your ass, and you'll keep it pushing. The thing is,
Speaker 2: every time I speak, Drew like sings over me.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's like beautiful background vocals, like it's adding
Speaker 3: to the story. It literally is you have a defunct
Speaker 3: in your.
Speaker 2: Brain where you need attention on you all waking up.
Speaker 3: No, it's literally not even that.
Speaker 2: I guess this is.
Speaker 3: This was literally at least it's euphorium exactly.
Speaker 2: So she got all fucked up. We went to a rave.
Speaker 2: It was fucking awesome. She was like, but she was
Speaker 2: like shaking before you and I just went to sleep
Speaker 2: and I woke up.
Speaker 1: Also for more contacts, you're so annoyed your for more
Speaker 1: contexts our bathroom there's a window in it and every
Speaker 1: time you close the door, it slams the window.
Speaker 2: And I like just kept hearing that.
Speaker 4: And I heard Alisa walking back invoys in the room
Speaker 4: to run it back to the bathroom, and I just
Speaker 4: woke up at like five and it sounded like she
Speaker 4: had shoes on.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I forgot literally, I you like actually
Speaker 3: traumatized me.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me finish, let.
Speaker 1: Me get there, and then you can tell that part.
Speaker 1: So I like just woke up and I was like,
Speaker 1: are you wearing shoes? Like inside right now.
Speaker 3: I know it's annoying for me to interrupt, but actually,
Speaker 3: like just look behind you at the mountains. It's like,
Speaker 3: legitimately the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my
Speaker 3: entire life. Like that over there does not look real.
Speaker 2: It's literally you say that, but you're sitting right in
Speaker 2: front of me.
Speaker 3: I that was like God saying run away from you.
Speaker 1: It was it was it was God trying to fear
Speaker 1: you from the love I have to give you. But
Speaker 1: and now I forgot what I was fucking saying.
Speaker 3: Alisa in the bathroom, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: She was literally I woke up, but I was like,
Speaker 2: are you wearing shoes? And she was like no, I
Speaker 2: feel really sick.
Speaker 1: And I like open my eyes and look and she's
Speaker 1: like basic borderline.
Speaker 2: Button naked shaking like part of shit. Also for more context,
Speaker 2: is like I have this.
Speaker 1: I have this too, but like I I'm very sure
Speaker 1: at least has it worse than me. Like a fear
Speaker 1: of throwing up and like hearing people throw up. So
Speaker 1: I thought she was shaking from like being so scared
Speaker 1: to throw up, and I felt so bad, and I
Speaker 1: like called.
Speaker 3: Drew the worst meal. It was fucking delious, Like it
Speaker 3: was the most delicious thing I've ever put in my
Speaker 3: fucking hole in my life.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, wit, this is what you was looking at.
Speaker 2: It's plate of beans and eggs.
Speaker 3: It was delicious, but it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Looking anyway, okay, And then I called Drew.
Speaker 3: I really can't live in the moment, can.
Speaker 1: I are you looking back really yesterday being like that
Speaker 1: was a dream, that was such a good day.
Speaker 3: I wish today was that good. I wish I could
Speaker 3: experience yesterday today.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I call you because also the place we're
Speaker 1: staying in the room separated, like you have to go
Speaker 1: outside and then like go to other rooms. So I
Speaker 1: was calling Drew to ask for help.
Speaker 3: And this was what was at four thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: No, this was like five am.
Speaker 3: It was the scariest moment of my life, Like I
Speaker 3: get a call from ya, and it also is for
Speaker 3: some reason, my phone vibrated, which I don't know why
Speaker 3: it was vibrating. I had the ringer on and it
Speaker 3: was such a weird vibrate that Like I'm in a
Speaker 3: bunk bed and my phone somehow got on the wood
Speaker 3: floor and it literally vibrated my entire fucking bed and
Speaker 3: my whole and it was like so fucking scary. Though yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it like stimulated me. And I woke up and I
Speaker 3: was already having a nightmare. I do not remember the
Speaker 3: nightmare at all, but I was. I was already having
Speaker 3: like a horrific dream and my phone woke up and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, like this is that
Speaker 3: was so scary, Like who is it? And I looked
Speaker 3: and it was in youa calling me? And I was like,
Speaker 3: why the fuck is in youa calling me? At four
Speaker 3: thirty in the morning, Like something is going on? And
Speaker 3: I answer it and I hear literally like tape, like
Speaker 3: cassette tape, like like crackling and like like kind of
Speaker 3: like a out what is it called vinyl? Yes, like
Speaker 3: vinyl album? Oh my, like vinyl album, like cracking and
Speaker 3: it I'm like hello, I like him yelling at and
Speaker 3: I'm like hello, and I don't get an answer.
Speaker 1: My side, I also hear nothing, but I'm saying nothing anyway.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm just like I I called it. I
Speaker 1: called him to wake him up because I texted him.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's definitely dead asleep.
Speaker 2: A call will wake him up, and that's why I
Speaker 2: called him. So I'm a fucking genius and it worked.
Speaker 3: But I'm like hello, and I'm fuck it, and I
Speaker 3: say hello even again, like even more angry, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: why the fuck is she not answering? And then in
Speaker 3: my like sleep deprived like like half awake, half asleep brain,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, and you got like
Speaker 3: taken in like this is her like last like moments,
Speaker 3: like like her last row to get like her location
Speaker 3: out there. So I like stayed on the phone for
Speaker 3: literally fourteen seconds because I read or heard somewhere that
Speaker 3: like if you stay on the phone for fourteen seconds,
Speaker 3: like they can track your location. And I stayed on
Speaker 3: the call for twenty one seconds because I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: like I need this so they can triangulate her location.
Speaker 3: And then I blew like she blew up my phone
Speaker 3: in text, and I was like, okay, she's well. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to see if we could go
Speaker 1: get her anti nausea medicine.
Speaker 3: Because I felt I was not getting out of that
Speaker 3: fucking bed like you could not have confised. I kept
Speaker 3: telling it.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you feel?
Speaker 1: And she was basically just saying what you feel when
Speaker 1: you have too much alcohol. And in my head I
Speaker 1: was like, I know what she needs is to like
Speaker 1: throw up and then get a good meal in the
Speaker 1: morning and water. So I went and got water from
Speaker 1: Drew and gave her water and I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: give it five minutes because I know, damn well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go get in that fucking car to drive the
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes. So the only pharmacy open, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna throw up while I'm gone, and.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw up what I'm gone.
Speaker 1: I just watch your hubble back and forth when I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: And then she ended up throwing up, but she felt
Speaker 1: fine and I went back to sleep. I had a
Speaker 1: really horny dream, but then I woke up and it
Speaker 1: was my reality. No, I had a really sad dream
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 3: Dude. I had a fucked up dream and I explained
Speaker 3: it to Kai, and Kai literally had zero reaction to it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I told him that's because he's in
Speaker 2: his time. He's heard a lot of dreams.
Speaker 3: Drake literally was in my dream like one he was
Speaker 3: like hitting on me. It was like he was like
Speaker 3: in love with me. Following PTSD written dream No, it
Speaker 3: was like sexy hot like Drake.
Speaker 2: But you had I thought you had sex with Drake.
Speaker 3: I did. That's why I'm saying I'm dreaming. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like good. And then he was like filming
Speaker 3: me on like a video tape recorder. And then there
Speaker 3: was like a hole in the ground. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I literally almost pissed myself in my dream, Like, well,
Speaker 3: I did pee in my dream, but I.
Speaker 2: Had you see a toilet.
Speaker 3: Use that motherfucker in the dream And it was like
Speaker 3: a urinal like this big on the ground and I
Speaker 3: had to like lift up a piece of carpet because
Speaker 3: it was also surrounded by carpet, and I missed a
Speaker 3: little and pissed into the carpet, and I like, he
Speaker 3: didn't started peeing in the hole, and I was like then,
Speaker 3: I like I don't even know, Like my reality brain
Speaker 3: was like wait, like we're pissing in a dream right now,
Speaker 3: we need to wake up. So I woke up, and yeah,
Speaker 3: that's my life.
Speaker 1: I had a dream that I was dating someone and
Speaker 1: that they we're being really mean to me, and it
Speaker 1: scared me. And I woke up and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, that's all I have. That's the only context I'll give.
Speaker 2: That made you really horny?
Speaker 3: Did you say U?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: How much time are we at? Kai? Oh? My god?
Speaker 3: Literally times. It's like the kilometers the pesos to usd
Speaker 3: kilometers to miles are slower.
Speaker 2: Here I'm gonna talk on Drew.
Speaker 3: Technically, we're three years old on Saturn, right.
Speaker 1: There's no way your mom didn't do math with you
Speaker 1: in her summer.
Speaker 2: There's like, actually no way.
Speaker 3: Where did the fuck did that come from? I really
Speaker 3: want to know. I know, like the conversation we had
Speaker 3: about it in the car that was Kai's like bar
Speaker 3: I think I don't even remember anymore. I don't even
Speaker 3: like literally, we're all we all are miners on Saturn
Speaker 3: if you think about like the orbit of it around
Speaker 3: the sun, like we are all miners. The thing is
Speaker 3: I like, actually, I literally am a minor topy right now.
Speaker 3: I am a miner. Like I'm turning sixteen in March.
Speaker 3: I keep forgetting that.
Speaker 2: Only fifteen, guys, I'm literally only fifteen.
Speaker 3: I'm so traveled for a fifteen year old. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: fucking NEURODIVERGENTI.
Speaker 2: In Kai's dream.
Speaker 3: Okay. The only note I have already talked about being
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles, Don Encandre, I was.
Speaker 2: Trying to tell you how to translate things.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything else that's happened on
Speaker 1: this trip, but that's kind of been it. I've just
Speaker 1: found out that I'm like sexy as fuck here.
Speaker 2: That's a lie.
Speaker 1: I literally haven't been hit on like that, which is like,
Speaker 1: really sad because I.
Speaker 2: Am very sexy.
Speaker 3: You no, I get hit on.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? It's because I'm with y'all.
Speaker 1: It's probably because I'm with Jester and people think me
Speaker 1: and Jester are like dating Sleigh.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. That is not the fact. That is
Speaker 2: not the fact of the matter.
Speaker 1: That's actually Jester is my long lost cousin.
Speaker 6: That's my mem No, that that's my dream.
Speaker 2: We've it's so funny.
Speaker 1: At the table also for context, Jester is our non
Speaker 1: binary homie, and we were sitting at the table and
Speaker 1: Jester kept like saying who we all were to them,
Speaker 1: so they were like, it's.
Speaker 2: Pointed to me.
Speaker 1: It was like Edmana and like pointed to at least
Speaker 1: it was like me ha and drew like Mi was like, Papa,
Speaker 1: it's just like Papa. And then like the waiter came
Speaker 1: with the horchat and was like, who's this? He like
Speaker 1: Papa and like pointed to Kai and then drew trying
Speaker 1: to do the same thing and pointed to be hot
Speaker 1: and then pointed me, because how do you get I
Speaker 1: don't know how to get around that. If anybody has
Speaker 1: any tips.
Speaker 3: Any tips me?
Speaker 1: So pretty out here, I'm about to pull my fucking
Speaker 1: couci out, Like what should I give my Should I
Speaker 1: pull my Couchio?
Speaker 3: Give her a look, her look she.
Speaker 2: Wants to see.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm wearing Abercombie and this is gross.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing Abercombie and Fitch shorts and my big fucking
Speaker 1: Papaya is like pushing like I feel like I'm crowning.
Speaker 2: I'm literally my COUCHI is.
Speaker 3: Crowning the inside.
Speaker 1: I know my COUCHI is like grabbing all the fabric
Speaker 1: and sucking it up like a little vortex.
Speaker 2: But that's enough about my kuci. Oh, Also, I woke
Speaker 2: give it update.
Speaker 1: I don't have a ut I I don't know what
Speaker 1: was up with my Kuchi, but like for two days,
Speaker 1: like it was she was just not like not on
Speaker 1: her best behavior.
Speaker 2: You one, I think you said that for too.
Speaker 3: No, I did not. There's no way I said that.
Speaker 3: I probably said it. No, go ahead, say no, I
Speaker 3: said it in public. I didn't say it on the
Speaker 3: well this is public. I didn't say it on the podcast.
Speaker 2: No go go for it.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, it's not even my joke.
Speaker 1: No, but say it a thirty second say it.
Speaker 3: What if Elon Musk is an alien trying to get
Speaker 3: back to his home planet, She's gonna impale me on
Speaker 3: these fucking spikes and she put my head on.
Speaker 1: It, Like I can't believe the things like you only
Speaker 1: get so many words in your lifetime to say, and
Speaker 1: the ones you choose to put out are insane.
Speaker 3: Are the best fucking words ever, a point blank period,
Speaker 3: the best words? I don't know, there's no competition. Don't
Speaker 3: do that. You're gonna fuck up the MiGs. I mean,
Speaker 3: I like, I am freaking the fuck out because I
Speaker 3: am literally withdrawing from alcohol, like no alcohol here. Like
Speaker 3: they see me and they're like, Okay, you're a little
Speaker 3: too drunk. We're gonna give you reverse alcohol, and they
Speaker 3: give you a shot of like something that absorbed that
Speaker 3: tastes like alcohol but absorbs all your drunkness. It happened
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I we'll say whatever was in our drinks yesterday, I
Speaker 1: had half of mine and I was like, no.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Also, I realized because when we were at lunch just
Speaker 1: now and I had.
Speaker 2: Half my margarita.
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound so stupid and obvious, because alcohol
Speaker 1: is technically it dehydrates you. But that's why my contacts
Speaker 1: were getting so fucking dry was because I was drinking
Speaker 1: that margarita.
Speaker 2: My contacts were already dry when I got to the table.
Speaker 1: So I just kept drinking and like being like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I get past the sleepy stages, like.
Speaker 2: I'll get drunk and I can go out.
Speaker 1: But as I kept drinking, my contacts just kept drying
Speaker 1: and drying and drying. And that's what I just figured out,
Speaker 1: is that the things you put in your body do
Speaker 1: have effects.
Speaker 2: With Wiener.
Speaker 3: Penis penis colada, penis penis kulo.
Speaker 2: Please, oh I'm piso.
Speaker 3: Please that's good. That's not good, please, person.
Speaker 2: That doesn't that means nipple?
Speaker 3: Like you we already w No, I know, I just
Speaker 3: like saying it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think that's it for this episode because
Speaker 1: we literally have nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 2: We are so brain dead.
Speaker 3: No no media this week, Sorry guys, no media.
Speaker 2: I've just been off my because I've been living life.
Speaker 3: I have also been off my phone. I'm gonna give y'all.
Speaker 1: I want to stand up to go get my phone,
Speaker 1: but my whole coochie will be out because I definitely
Speaker 1: have a big fat cammelto right.
Speaker 3: Okay, how do you say the new Echo?
Speaker 2: Why are you looking? Oh?
Speaker 3: My god? K was no, he didn't know he was.
Speaker 3: And miss Campbell.
Speaker 2: What was the other thing? Oh?
Speaker 1: When I was sitting on the couch and he looked
Speaker 1: at my butt and he was like, you're gonna fart
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 3: Hole? Right? He did it.
Speaker 2: Wants to get eye contact with my holes.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Actually, the looking hole, that's what.
Speaker 3: Threw through the looking glass.
Speaker 2: Can you give me my phone from over there?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I am going to say I already said
Speaker 3: all this song, the New Blade and Echo song is
Speaker 3: really sick? Amy?
Speaker 2: Is that the one that got.
Speaker 3: Honey? I want.
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 1: Kyle lied to me and when we were at the
Speaker 1: airport because we were at the airport alone together for
Speaker 1: a minutecause y'all have to, like, I to go somewhere
Speaker 1: else to jump my.
Speaker 2: Back, and he came with me.
Speaker 1: Yes during TSA, they had to pat him down and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'll do it, and I did
Speaker 1: pat Ky, Wow, but your mom.
Speaker 3: I put a bunch of pain colors killers into my
Speaker 3: brothers soup when I was fourteen years old, and he
Speaker 3: was overcond.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end my life. The fucking the reservation Finn
Speaker 1: got me. He got it on February fifth instead of
Speaker 1: March fifth, So I just got a text for Corbone
Speaker 1: and saying running an hour late.
Speaker 3: OI, that's awful. But the new Blade song is really
Speaker 3: nice by Sierra. It's really nice. That's what Ky told me.
Speaker 2: Kai was like he had a new shirt on it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, finally like new shirts,
Speaker 1: Like did you bring new shirts?
Speaker 2: And he lied to me and he said he had
Speaker 2: new shirts for every day here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. He was like I got a new fit
Speaker 3: every fucking Oh my god, man, this she's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I just can't know it.
Speaker 2: It's making me really horny. It's fucking beautiful out here
Speaker 2: my songs of the week. I think I already said
Speaker 2: this in the last episode.
Speaker 3: I didn't even finish.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you he had so long it might your.
Speaker 3: Baby, no, because you literally over you talked over me
Speaker 3: for like thirty fucking minutes. Just now.
Speaker 2: How does it feel?
Speaker 3: It does not you literally talk over me every time
Speaker 3: I speak literally.
Speaker 2: When I spuck you bitch, when I speak you're.
Speaker 3: Literally is like, but it adds to the ambience like yours, Yeah,
Speaker 3: cuts me off viciously.
Speaker 2: Yours confuses me and makes it hard for me to focus.
Speaker 3: This is a romanting.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I'm staying in Mexico. I'm not going
Speaker 1: back to La find someone else to do the podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: see the podcast, Fine, you go start another. Actually that's
Speaker 1: they started a podcast without me. I went to the
Speaker 1: room and then they are filming something without me, and
Speaker 1: they had their So it sucks again.
Speaker 3: We we did five episodes there, all a minute long each.
Speaker 3: We're testing out a new format of podcast. We'll play
Speaker 3: one here Tyler's Beetles under the Bed. Okay, my check
Speaker 3: Beetles under the Bed.
Speaker 7: The of Drew and Kai's competing podcast to Emergency or column,
Speaker 7: which is all about guys stuff.
Speaker 3: I tried to kill myself last week. Do you know what?
Speaker 7: I really wanted this to be like a fun one.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 9: Do you want to know how?
Speaker 5: How?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 7: And why?
Speaker 3: You can choose one? Why?
Speaker 9: I woke up in the middle of the night, okay,
Speaker 9: and I walked into the kitchen and I saw what
Speaker 9: I thought was a ghost, but it was an intruder.
Speaker 9: And the intruder looked at me and spoke in tongue
Speaker 9: or binary or I couldn't describe it, but it was
Speaker 9: almost like a Morris code like clicking, and the clicks
Speaker 9: for some reason resonated with me, and they said, kill
Speaker 9: your family or kill yourself.
Speaker 7: Choose one.
Speaker 9: So I tried to kill myself and it didn't work.
Speaker 3: And I later learned that it was a schizophrenic delusion
Speaker 3: and now I am on.
Speaker 9: Anti psychotics.
Speaker 7: Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to kill yourself? I did?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I did attempt. All right, guys, thanks for turning in.
Speaker 7: You have to dive in, please please a minute, Please
Speaker 7: dive in on the next episode. It's just it just
Speaker 7: so happens that you always go first.
Speaker 3: What's the opposite of emergency in or calm like calm
Speaker 3: calm vibes.
Speaker 7: Thanks again, guys for tuning in to chill quiet announcement.
Speaker 3: Let me know what you think.
Speaker 1: Actually, we probably won't stop me because I know there's
Speaker 1: gonna be comments who were like, I would watch a
Speaker 1: podcast with just you two and I will kill myself.
Speaker 1: I will actually commit suicide. I will kill myself and
Speaker 1: that is a threat to all of you.
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding, girl.
Speaker 3: I would never leave you. I would never cheat on you.
Speaker 3: You know this.
Speaker 2: You cheat on me.
Speaker 3: You're my only one. I swear to go ahead, look
Speaker 3: at me, No, look at me in the eyes. I
Speaker 3: swear I would never ever do that.
Speaker 2: You look you look away, You're a slave.
Speaker 3: I'm scared of eye contact with pretty women. I would
Speaker 3: never cheat on you, I swear on my entire Looking
Speaker 3: through me, I'm I'm looking at your beautiful brown eyes,
Speaker 3: eyes are blue. Imagine I would never cheat scaring me.
Speaker 1: I think I said this last episode, but I'm getting
Speaker 1: used to you, bisonally.
Speaker 2: I thought the camera said something. I was like, if
Speaker 2: we're not.
Speaker 3: Recording, I will literally jump onto the tower room. I
Speaker 3: would know the thing what I would do is. I
Speaker 3: would get on the next level up and jump dive
Speaker 3: into the pool head first.
Speaker 2: I'm getting used to you by Selena Unhappy class.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play around by Ace Spectrum and
Speaker 1: for the Hungry Boy Johnny Greenwood.
Speaker 3: Nice and I have not watched anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've just been I've been watching this.
Speaker 3: That's what I said earlier, like why do we need entertainment?
Speaker 3: You kiss my fingers and they were all over this
Speaker 3: grubby ass floor. I said this earlier, like why do
Speaker 3: we need entertainment in movie and TV shows? When our
Speaker 3: eyes are the television and what we see is the show,
Speaker 3: and we should just absorb all the content around us. Know,
Speaker 3: how the fuck do our eyes work? Like? Actually, like genuinely,
Speaker 3: like that does not make sense.
Speaker 1: Like, well it's because after we got iPhones we put
Speaker 1: them in our head.
Speaker 3: No, it does not make fucking sense at all.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 2: We'll be back.
Speaker 3: They have Bluetooth towers here, I mean five G towers here. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's can't escape it.
Speaker 2: I'll see you next week. If I decide to go
Speaker 2: back to la.
Speaker 3: If I die young, no.
Speaker 2: If not dying young, bury me.
Speaker 3: In Simons, Oh satin, satin, bury.
Speaker 2: Me in satin, baby.
Speaker 3: Dad, no, no, bury me in silence, let me down,
Speaker 3: and I bet of satin. I don't know better. Roses,
Speaker 3: fuck her motherfucker. I don't think else.
Speaker 2: Singing it right, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, bye, guys. I know I keep getting closer and
Speaker 3: closer to the edges to fix my big kuchi. Maybe
Speaker 3: we just do a moment like this where we look over.
Speaker 1: My ask looks really flatten these because their kid's shorts
Speaker 1: don't look Kai is looking at my butt again.
Speaker 2: Keep going.
Speaker 3: Life is like a move looking at it. Life is
Speaker 3: like a box of chocolates, is like a buckets of jack.
Speaker 3: Life can be whatever.
Speaker 2: You want to know. The chapel is we didn't get
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 3: Life can be your own imagination.
Speaker 2: O damn, it's really pretty out here.
Speaker 3: It actually is fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2: I look, you wish you had an extra day because
Speaker 2: then we could have just stayed in.
Speaker 3: Like I'm literally changing my flight. I'm like, not even.
Speaker 2: Joking, I think you should.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding really actually yeah, I say one more day,
Speaker 3: but I couldn't get back to the airport.
Speaker 2: Would get back to the airport you were there.
Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: Guess technically Kay would probably want to say to.
Speaker 3: Kay, would you stay another day?
Speaker 2: But then how would we extend the car? I think
Speaker 2: could you could keep the car for a day and
Speaker 2: just take it back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's much a lot to think about
Speaker 3: to think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not leave tomorrow night?
Speaker 3: Look Kiev?
Speaker 2: Like if anything, see if you could change your flight
Speaker 2: till later.
Speaker 3: I want to go and climb that mountain. I want
Speaker 3: to get to the top of it. You see a
Speaker 3: cross up there.
Speaker 2: You watch Free Solo once and you think you're gonna
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: Like, I could free solo these fucking mountains. I swear
Speaker 3: to God I could.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not I could free solo these he would,
Speaker 1: he would look at these in scuff.
Speaker 3: He would be like these are the easiest.
Speaker 2: F'd be like, I'm getting up there in two minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I actually think I could. Like that's not
Speaker 3: even a show, Like I could get up there. No,
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I could get up to the
Speaker 3: top if I wanted to. That's I'm not even.
Speaker 2: You want to when you're not doing it. That's the
Speaker 2: funny part.
Speaker 3: Well, that's there's a difference between one and can like I.
Speaker 1: Can't see what you want and you need and I
Speaker 1: need you, you need me, you needs me need.
Speaker 2: Not everything I need. Look do you see that thing
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 3: The pool?
Speaker 2: No, that's not a pool. It's like to wash your clothes.
Speaker 1: And but my grandma had one that was like cemented
Speaker 1: in the ground in Honduras, and I used to get
Speaker 1: in it and I would call it like a pasina
Speaker 1: because I thought it was a pool, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: can I please get in it? And I would get
Speaker 1: in it all the time, and then I got too big,
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, stop sucking around with.
Speaker 3: Me, and you're gonna break my ship.
Speaker 2: You're gonna break my balls. You're busting You've been busting
Speaker 2: my balls.
Speaker 3: You've been busting my fucking balls, my wife, Are you gonna.
Speaker 2: Buy me something nice at the market or what?
Speaker 3: I've got a thousand more paces to spend?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna spend them on me?
Speaker 1: Mm?
Speaker 3: See? If you're nice? What are you gonna give me tonight?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna give me to that? It's probably
Speaker 3: such a strange vibe per second.
Speaker 2: I forgot we were.
Speaker 3: After I said the imagination thing like I forgot I
Speaker 3: was on camera, like, actually, all.
Speaker 2: Right, imagine no the people.
Speaker 3: Wait, I have this idea. Okay, so you know how covid,
Speaker 3: You know how covid is like happening. What if me,
Speaker 3: you and all of our influencer friends sang the song imagine.
Speaker 2: Imagine No the People.
Speaker 3: And we put it out on the internet and we
Speaker 3: were like, we're all look like, look I may be
Speaker 3: a celebrity, but we are in this people because people.
Speaker 3: We're people too. I will say my life is affected
Speaker 3: just as much as yours.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm better than
Speaker 1: most people. I'm okay, sorry, Semi Sumie, I'm not kidding, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me that I'm not better than most people?
Speaker 3: I agree?
Speaker 2: Really am, Like, look at me, I'm on camera right now.
Speaker 2: I do what I want. I live.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys like I'm better than you, especially Kay,
Speaker 1: I'm better than sorry.
Speaker 3: He can fucking hear you.
Speaker 2: No, we am.
Speaker 3: He literally were in his head. If I scream right now,
Speaker 3: it'd be over.
Speaker 2: Okay. Should we both say?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 3: Should we I don't know if we.
Speaker 2: Should because no, yeah, we won't because there's other.
Speaker 5: People bottle flip challenge.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get out.
Speaker 3: Of heree car challenge.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 5: Sorry about this.
Speaker 2: Next time you see us, we'll be in Brazil.
Speaker 3: Wait. Someone commented and was like, Drew's like, low KEI
Speaker 3: been giving Jesus recently, like slowly transforming into Jesus. And
Speaker 3: I was like and someone was like, no, he's like
Speaker 3: quickly becoming Jesus. And then someone was like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, and then it's crazy he's like making them up.
Speaker 3: And then someone was like, it's crazy because like the
Speaker 3: next episode he'll probably be like recording in front of a.
Speaker 1: Lake or someone did say that, but there is no lake.
Speaker 1: It's just mountains.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're in the most beautiful place on Earth.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to try and bottle challenge
Speaker 2: that over my head. Okay, bye, guys. So imagine I
Speaker 2: just like lost it.
Speaker 3: And I recorded all the way down and I was like,
Speaker 3: and yeah, why would you Jesus to me? No, he
Speaker 3: swings the mic and it swings shots me back up
Speaker 3: and I'm like, don't fuck with me. No, but like
Speaker 3: the with me mic and you.
Speaker 1: Give me a chance and you pull me up and
Speaker 1: you're like, don't fuck with me, and then you push.
Speaker 3: Me back there and then I, what is it? Uh
Speaker 3: p j U in Spider Man, what's the name PJ No?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: What's the girl?
Speaker 3: M j I m j U And like Andrew Garfield
Speaker 3: type yeah, but instead of it being Spider Web, it's
Speaker 3: cable and you like snap at the bottom.
Speaker 2: But I still hit my head and I die.
Speaker 3: Way you wake up in another reality.
Speaker 8: Okay, bye, God bye bye.
Speaker 1: Happened catful