WEBVTT - We Ran Away To Mexico 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:23.080 Welcome to this episo the Americans intercom. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:27.120 I don't know have word? Do you want to let 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:28.360 the people know where we are? 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:30.160 I don't know where we are. 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:33.600 We are in no Teposlan. I always say it wrong. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:37.279 I say different every single time. We're in tepos Lan, Mexico. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.120 Right now, I needed to say it with all the 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:41.839 accents because I know one of you bitches would say 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:45.600 something dirty about me if I didn't. Yeah, we just 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.120 run away because we feel like American people don't understand. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.160 Us, like they don't get us, never have, never will. 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:59.640 I've found my people. Literally, Christopher Colomb on my Colonizer Vibe. 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.440 Drew didn't say that I come here. 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.960 No. I saw a plot of land about an hour 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.200 outside of Mexico City, and I was like, I'm going 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.039 to buy that plot of land and make Drew Topia. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.160 The thing is Kai just knocked into the camera, but 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.520 that's okay, we'll just ignore it. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.160 Kai gets a pass because I've been too mean to 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:16.920 him this trip. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.520 So I actually mean to Kai. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.080 Also away before we pass over. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.560 We're literally less than a minute into this episode and 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.720 you're already talking about colonizing Mexico. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.679 Like literally, it's in my fucking blood, it's in my DNA. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.319 I literally can't help and I'm sorry. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.360 I just want to openly admit to the public and 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.600 apologize to the public because I feel so evil. I 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:40.160 was really mean to Kay yesterday because I was just 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.520 to be fair. I've been mean to Elisa too. I've 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:43.600 just not been a nice girl. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.360 It's been a rough trip for you, you know. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:48.680 Thank you for validating me. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:52.760 You for validating You've just been our translator the whole time. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:53.640 It's just been. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.680 I've been I've been serving Mommy. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:01:59.920 There shooting. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.800 Oh what was that? Was it a firework? 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.000 It was a salute? But yeah, we what time is 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:14.160 it? It probably marked the hour? Yeah, okay at five four 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:18.799 every day and type astan it bombs. Okay. Wait. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.480 Actually, I'm like all over the place because I'm very 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.560 like overwhelmed, and I have had half a margarita and 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.720 I had to stop myself for the other half because 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.160 I was like, I'm gonna be belliterately d on the. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.280 Podcast, and I was like, which might be fun. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.840 I already just slip up and say I don't say 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:35.240 bad things, but I already say. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.400 Things where I'm like I should not have said that 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:38.200 I shouldn't be saying. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:39.200 That's the public. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.040 But to explain why we're in Mexico. We are in 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:48.080 we are staying in Mexico City. But Jesture is a 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:49.760 fucking freak of nature. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.880 Somehow convinced us to cross the border. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.400 Yeah, somehow convinced. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.880 Us to another country for their birthday. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.880 Which was over a week ago. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.679 So there's like, so their birthday was a week ago 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:06.239 and we're still celebrating it here. But I love it here. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:07.680 Yeah, it really is amazing. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:12.080 For those of you who don't know, I'm Honduran and 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:14.040 I haven't been to Hondura since I was literally a 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:14.680 little baby. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:14.880 I think. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:16.560 I don't think I've been back since I was seven. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.359 And this is the closest thing I could get to 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.239 it because my family has fear mongered me to stay 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:22.200 out of Honduras. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:26.079 But yeah, this place is beautiful. I've literally been here 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.000 for twenty four hours and I leave tomorrow. I flew 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.160 in Inya, Lisa and Jester shopped all day and I 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.760 followed them around with Kai all day long and then 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.920 we kind of are leaving the next day, like we 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.960 we Oh, this is the this is the craziest part is. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.600 We planned on getting here Hella early, this area. We 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.760 wanted to shop around, We wanted to have a blast 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.360 of the time. We wanted have a good time, Like 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.960 get some michiladas or micheladas. You said, yeah, get some 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:58.120 of those, get a little drunk, listen to the bombs 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:02.320 go off, just take it in the scenery. But Enya 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:07.120 drove us literally two hours away. She drove us two 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.600 hours away from where we were supposed to be, and 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:10.160 we pulled out. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.320 No, to be fair, it was an extra hour past 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.800 where we were supposed to be. So I didn't get 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.600 us two hours away from where we were supposed to 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.480 be because it only took thirty minutes to get here. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.400 So technically, how much time did I really waste? Like 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:20.840 an hour? 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:22.559 Yeah, like an hour and a half? 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:26.520 Like maybe not even though, no, because there were still 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:28.680 traffic to get out of the city. But basically I 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.880 fucked up very hard, and now I don't get to 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.719 go through the markets like I wanted to because my 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.320 one my one wish was to come and get a 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.720 nice rosary, because I have been looking to report. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:44.839 No, there's a body in there. You see is a hotel. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.560 Your body's about to be in here if you don't 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.800 shut the fuck up. Oh my gosh, but yeah, I 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.080 fucked up and I was so mad. I've just been 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:56.160 so fucking irritable this trip. Like we don't even to 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.920 talk about because we were like, let's talk about the trip, 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.919 but the trip like it feels like we've been here for. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.720 Ever, not even for me. It feels like I've been 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.680 here for eight minutes total because I've been yelled at 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:06.640 the entire time. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:07.800 You know what it was? 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.159 Okay, I've never had to like go anywhere into Spanish 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.839 speaking territory and had to like translate for people. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.920 And I know one of you bitches is gonna be like, oh, 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:17.440 but like. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.360 Talk Spanish now, we want to hear how your Spanish is, no, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.640 because you're gonna fucking bully me. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:26.720 Fuck you. My Spanish is my my mom only. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.000 Speaks Spanish and all of my family only speaks Spanish, 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.000 but my dad speaks English. So I grew up speaking 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.679 English and Spanish. And obviously my English is slay tonic. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.800 Like I'm I make up slay Tonic, I make up 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.640 new words in English. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.320 Yeah that's true. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:39.480 I can't do that for Spanish. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.839 Pool. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:47.240 So yeah, I've been translating for these dumb fogs. And 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.400 I didn't I didn't know it would be hard work, 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:49.680 you know. 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:54.120 Yeah, you've been saying that you're not ready for children. Yeah, 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.840 just the sheer amount of questions and pointing to things 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.760 and asking for what it means, like not okay. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.880 It's just too many questions like which I was thinking. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.160 I was like, damn, I never want to go anywhere where, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.919 Like I'm burdening somebody with the language. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.119 Barrier, Like does that make sense? 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.880 Like, but I don't know any other country that are 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.279 No one in our group speaks any other language, Like, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.640 it's not like anybody in the group speaks like French 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:19.760 or anything. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.640 Been undu a lingo practicing Swahili. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:29.040 So you drew in twenty eighteen. In twenty and. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:33.200 Eighty four years ago, he tried to learn Swahili for 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.400 literally three days on dual lingo and he brings it 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.400 up twice a month. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.320 Like he I'm just better than that. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.560 Than everybody us a little bit of it. No, why not? 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.719 I don't know. I just feel like we're in Mexico. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.039 So you shouldn't like mix. Yeah, but you're here, so 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:56.080 we're already mixing. What's been your favorite part. Oh, Drew 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.560 went out without me last night because he hates making everyone. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.200 No, not everyone one was mad at you. You were 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.839 mad at everybody else. And this complainer my tummy hoyded. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.400 She got a tummy ache and took it out on 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.760 everybody else. And me and Ki were begging you all 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.800 to come with us. We were literally begging you. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.960 Tokay, like I just need some pizza in my hole 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.640 and then I'm a nice girl and I'll do a 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:19.320 little dance. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.200 But if I'm hungry. You don't want to see me 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.720 when I'm hungry and without a coffee. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.680 So tell us about the night, like what we would 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.920 you get up to? Like was it the most fun 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.880 you've ever had? Because you didn't have like your friend? 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:33.200 It was absolutely a fucking blast. It was the night 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.040 to remember. I think of the entire trip, I don't 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:37.920 think it actually got any better than that moment. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.760 But it'll get better tonight because everyone in the crew 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:41.679 is gonna get Really. 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.680 I really don't think that's gonna happen. I think I 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:46.240 think last night was peak right. 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.640 Except you know, okay, yeah, maybe it won't beat it 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.720 because I will say, like I know, I offered sex. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.800 But you know when we were coming across the border 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.160 and you had to like declare things, they like looked 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.480 down and they were like, oh that big, that big, 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.560 that big as cooochi has to declare those hooters. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:03.880 Yeah, my hooters and kuci. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.200 And when I was crossing, they like they like weighed 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.560 and they were like, oh, it's too heavy and volumptuous, 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:10.120 and like I. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.480 Get that all the time on the airplane. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:12.960 They were like, oh, why is it so wet? 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.200 Is do you have like an alcohol or substance you're 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.280 trying to like bring over And I was like no, no, no, no, no, 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.120 like that's just me, that's just my body part. Like 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:20.800 I can't really stop it. And they did make me 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.920 leave my kuchi in the US. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:24.960 Damn. They did the same thing to me with my 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.160 heavy wieners, with your big boner. Yeah, you know how 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:31.360 they weigh the bags. Yeah, well, like I Well, what 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.840 they don't tell you is that the three D scan 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:39.079 chamber is the radiation den as I call it. They 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:43.679 give you insane amounts of radiation is also a scale 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:50.960 for male genitalia wieners. And I, unfortunately this time, for 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.040 some reason, did not pass and I almost didn't make it. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.080 It's not because you stuffed it. You wanted it to 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.559 seem heavier, because I don't believe you. How can you 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.199 get on a plane anywhere else but you didn't get 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.400 to come to Mexico with your big wiener, with your 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:03.120 big honkin win. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.760 I've been trying to have sex the entire time i've 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:06.280 been here. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.600 All of y'all are fucking fake. All of y'all. I'm 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.600 trying a bone on the bone bone. Oh my god, 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.320 Kai Kai is so horny. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.800 He literally somehow put holograms in our head of a 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.000 woman and she didn't exist. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:24.439 I'm oh, I forgot about that literally hallucination mass hallucination event. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.440 We went to this like bar restaurant thing called Gingin. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.960 It was a classic. That's a certified Mexico City classic. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.079 Next time you hear it, go because the drinks are 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:40.880 literally insane. Maybe it was something in the hookah. Also, 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:46.480 like they literally probably dosed us with fucking hallucinogens in 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:47.000 our hookah. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.800 I was the most foreigner shit you've ever said. Maybe 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.000 there's something in the hookah. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.440 I was chiefing that houkah all night. Fuck. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.600 Oh okay, no, actually we got we ordered a hookah thing, 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.880 which I don't fuck with hookah. I think it's like funny, 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.480 but we ordered and tell me why, Kay and Drew 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.200 hit the fucking tip raw like they were. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:09.079 Putting on replacement tips for every table obviously because it's 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.719 like wood, and I don't think you can necessarily disinfect 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:16.760 wood very well and literally your fiend, because the second 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.840 they put in your hand, you fucking suck the shit 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:24.160 out of it. Looks the waiter looked at us like 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.400 we were literally on map. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.160 He ran across the restaurant because it was like hold 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.800 the fuck on, like chill freakazoids. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.960 So yeah, So we went to this like hookah bar, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:41.080 like alcohol bar, whatever, and Kai was like like oddly 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:42.000 like silent. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.199 So I was sitting next to him, and there was 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:48.360 a table behind us or behind me, and apparently there 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:52.280 is this girl looking at Kai constantly like they would 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.280 like lock eyes or whatever. And I was like, yeah, yeah, right, 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.800 like that's not happening. You're making this up, like this 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.280 is a hallucination. You need help. So I moved spots 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:05.280 and I switched over, and I did see love in 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.160 the air. There was a connection there. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.400 I'm convinced she was literally jerking the boy off next 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.000 to her because her hand was under the table for 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:11.719 way too long. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.680 That was not a straight man. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.120 That was not a shame told it was like three 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.319 girls with three guys. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.080 Yeah, I don't think it was a straight man. But 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.800 they they were locking eyes like crazy. It was actually 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.360 kind of beautiful to see. A couple of times. I 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.560 was like, wow, like Kai may find love. Actually, you know, 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:30.440 it wasn't real. None of it happened this. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.360 I come back to the table, I'm like, why did 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:33.400 you move to Drew? 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.040 And Drew literally said to me, he was like, Kai 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:37.200 said this girl look at him. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.720 But I haven't seen her look over here once. So 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.840 then we are cracking up and whatever. We get the bill, 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:45.480 we leave, and Kai's like, get the spazzing. He's like, I. 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:46.920 Should have went and said something to her. I should 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:48.440 want and said something to her. And all of us 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.240 were like pretty drunk. So I was like, okay, do 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.440 you have a pen, like, just go get like. Kuy 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.839 was like, I'm gonna give her my number, but I 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.600 don't have a pen. I was like, I'll get us 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.000 a pen. So I went back into the restaurant. I 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.760 went to the hostess and explained, and I was like, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.440 do you have a pen because my friend wants to 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.480 give someone his number, so I won't take your pen. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.000 I just need to borrow it. And she was like smiling. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.680 She was like, oh my god, like forth the July 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:13.160 or for the worry for Vala. I say Valentine's well 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.840 as I say it's coming up, like of course, and 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:18.200 gave me the pen. Kai was too fucking nervous to 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:20.680 even write his damn number. I had to write the 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.920 number and. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.640 I follow it in there as Intel. I was back 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:28.920 up first intel, second to see if he actually did it. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.680 And we went in and literally she was gone. She 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.000 vanished into thin fucking air, like it wasn't even like 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.280 she was there, like her chair was pushed in, there 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.800 was no jacket in the chair like it was literally 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:41.160 like she never exact. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:42.880 You know what it was. She was scared of ship. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.800 She was the pink man. The pink Man wants me 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.319 the killer, the pink killer. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.080 Killer is here. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:49.839 She didn't see loved. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.760 She was like, oh my god, this scary white dude 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:53.360 is literally going to chase after. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:57.520 Me, us following it, not us seeing if the bat if. 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.520 She was up in the bathroom area, like we read up. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.360 She was literally in the stall, shaking for a fucking life. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:08.400 She's like coming here, He's she felt the way we 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:09.800 did that home alone game. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.359 Literally, she felt like she was paying a horror game stimulator. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:19.400 But I come in, Kai on going back in there 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.480 and being brave enough to speak to a woman because 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:29.559 I'm scared of women and so car breath audio technician. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:35.720 Is everything good? Alright? Cool? Yep. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.520 I don't know if y'all heard it, but Kai just 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.280 considered what we did exposure therapy. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.079 That's what this podcast is. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.600 Anytime we go out, it's exposure therapy. I think, not me. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.720 I'm literally living, laughing, loving, I'm fucking slaying the world here. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.720 I spoke to a man from Amsterdam last night who 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:59.160 is staying in a hostel and was his hospital hostile 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:05.119 and his four friends that he was with disappeared. Apparently. 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.000 He was like there, I don't know where they went. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.599 And I was like, can you describe them? And he 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:12.400 was like tall man with a beard, and I was like, 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.080 so sexy, and then he. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.400 You're literally hornier than ever. You start sniffing. You're like 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.280 you asked for his hand? You like, when's the last 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.960 time you touched him, he's like maybe five minutes ago, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:26.200 and you. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:30.160 Smell the hands to him. And then I was like, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.960 why don't you go like look for him inside, and 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.560 because he was outside, and he was like, I don't know. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.800 Like I was walking downstairs to go look and I 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.840 knocked a glass and it exploded and then this like 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.920 Brazilian girl came up to me and gave me mollie, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.600 and so I took the molly and I'm also like, on. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.160 SA word, I. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.600 Don't know if I'm allowed to say any of this 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:55.320 shit coke. And then he was like, but like it's 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.880 okay because like when I get home to the airbnb, 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.080 I'm gonna take value him to go to sleep. And 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.040 I was like, you need to fucking chill, is what 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.000 you need to do. You need to leave. He didn't. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.160 And when he didn't have friends, he does have a hostel. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:09.160 He's hallucinating. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:14.000 It was actually horrifying. The way he was behaving is 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:19.960 very erratic. And then a more conversation happened. Some things 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.440 that I don't want to talk about happened on the podcast, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:28.400 and we went back down there to see if we 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:32.680 could find his homies for him. Uh, we like went 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.280 in and followed him in, and he like freaked out, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:36.840 like he tweaked out. He was like, I can't go 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.240 in there. I can't go in there. We were like 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.480 why dude, and he was like, I just can't. I can't, can't. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.200 And then he like was like I'm going to the bar, 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.840 and so me and k I were like, okay, I'm 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.360 literally running away. This is like Luca mcnaughta. He's going 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.360 to try to fucking kill us, like he's literally the killer. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.640 Well, I got asked to do a wire transfer. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.560 When I told someone I didn't have any cash, A 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.320 man tried to sing to me, and I told him 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.440 to stop because I didn't have any more because I 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.480 had just bought cash. I just bought chocolates off the 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:07.320 sweetest kids in the fucking world. And then I told 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.280 him I did have any more cash, and he literally 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.680 looked me down as and said, I take transfer, like 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:12.840 I take wire transfer. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:14.160 That was insane. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:18.640 It was it was pretty okay. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:19.840 It is fireworks though I. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.680 Saw it me as if it was gonna be any. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.680 Okay, time what time is it now? Your mama know 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.760 what time is it on your phone? See? Okay, that 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.080 might and that was six explosions for six o'clock. See, 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.280 I might be a fucking genius. My IQ is. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.000 I don't know if that's how that works. I think 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.000 people are just having fun. That did scare the living 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.040 ball sacks out of me. Also, it's just so beautiful here. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.080 Fucking pretty. I hope the cameras picking it up. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.760 I honestly feel very disruptive by being here and talking 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:52.440 about cocking balls on top of like this roof. Also, 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.200 we asked somebody if we could sit on the roof 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:55.960 of a hotel, so that's where we are. We're not 0:16:56.040 --> 0:17:00.440 staying at this hotel. We just asked him and he 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.800 let us, honestly, probably because I'm really suxy. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:04.000 Yeah you know what it is. 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.520 Also, I don't get hit on in LA, and I 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.680 get hit on and looked at here, and I'm like. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.200 I get cat called here too. 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.000 We were walking out of Gingin a man just looked 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.439 at me and the eyes that OI MoU hid and 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.480 like yelled at in my face. And usually I'd be 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.480 really fucking annoyed, but I was feeling myself and I 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:21.760 was like, yes, I am woman, I. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:28.720 Am woman, a woman and uh and sexy im divine also, 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.200 I like, I hope nothing I'm saying sounds like very 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:33.600 like ignorant and annoying of me. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.520 But I have been so terrified of getting the kakas 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.840 from the water here. It's like the one thing. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:40.160 On my mind. 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.600 Like everywhere I go, I'm like, don't please, don't give 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.760 me ice, Please don't give me a cup of water. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:47.920 I didn't tell you this, but I did accidentally swish 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.600 water around in my mouth when I was catching my teeth. 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:51.679 Because but that was the first night, and that's why 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:53.879 I think my stomach hurts so bad yesterday, because I 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.040 did have rumby guts like I have it before, Like 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.200 it was a usual stomach ache where I'm like bloated 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:03.200 and something hurt. But my fucking cold lens we're literally vibrating. 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:05.600 Like if I put my colon to my clit, I 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.080 would have it would have been a because they were vibrating. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.200 Do you get it like a vibrator? 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:12.360 Yes, we got it. 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.560 Do you think I should get a vibrator around here? 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:18.800 A little wing bot, a little Wingbot Junior, a little 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:23.119 turkey wing What else can we talk about? Like? This 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.440