WEBVTT - Marsha Marsha Marsha! 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.680 I can tell by your face that you're over it. 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:03.000 What's what? Am I over? 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:04.480 You're over this podcast? 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:07.360 No, I'm not. You just make assumptions. And you know 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:10.200 what happens when you make assumptions? What I guess when 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.480 you make yeah, you have to so yeah, well yeah, 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:15.720 I guess what happens when you assume what? You make 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.200 an ass out of you and me? 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:21.079 No, just you, no, just me exactly. 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:28.840 This is Serial Heelers. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:38.600 Hey, Andrew, why Hello? They're my darling? Scott? Am I here? Darling? Hell? Yeah? 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:39.360 Or darling? 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:41.720 What episode are we up to? We're up the episode 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.800 twenty n Is this twenty nine? Dad? Are you sure 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.200 we did twenty eight? 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:49.479 I don't know, Scott. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:54.640 I think between the U and the dementia, I'm I'm 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:59.520 losing it, double D. There's no laughing matter. Sorry, nothing 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.320 to joke about anyway. Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.280 Cereal podcast that we talk about cereal and we eat 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:07.640 it and we tell you how it is. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.800 But we also talk about other things we do. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.000 Like life. I guess, Andrew, how's your life? You know 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.320 I've never asked you how your life was? It's that good? Huh? 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.920 You know, it's really nice to feel like I can 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.920 open up to somebody about my personal problems right now. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.720 Spill it like this milk. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:23.960 There's no milk. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.119 I just pointed to not are. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.759 You making jokes about our therapy session? 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.160 Yeah? I am. Well, this is serial Killers where we 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.479 think inside the box, and can I. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.399 Just say one thing about that? You wanted to make 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:39.880 that our tagline podcast? I did serial Killers? Think inside 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:40.399 the box? 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.640 Well, you know, because it's a pun on think outside 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:46.320 the box. Everybody, I hate you, I hate you, I 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:46.759 hate you. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:48.040 How's your life, Scott? 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.800 My life is fantastic? Is it other than my arm 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.240 that's gonna fall off? Because I'm not sure what the 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:58.240 pain is. Maybe it's maybe it's not. But I am 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.080 going for a physical. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:01:59.560 That's great. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.200 I'm getting blood drawn on Saturday. Great. And I'm going 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.320 for a physical on Tuesday. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:03.680 Cool. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.000 So you know I should be good. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.239 I'm doing that in August. Oh yeah, yeah, I haven't 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:09.840 gone for a physical in over four years. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.480 Well, I guess in a couple of weeks and we'll 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.800 see if the show is still on if we made it, so, 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:15.440 I guess. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:15.760 Well. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.200 I told Andrew the name of this episode earlier, and 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.880 he looked at me like I had six heads. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:21.680 No it didn't. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.799 I knew what it was. Shut up, you're supposed to say, 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:24.840 I don't know what it is. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.600 No, you were like, Gus, what it's good to be cooled? 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:28.680 Marsham Marsha Marsha. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.480 Yeah, I called. I called this episode Marsha Marshall Marsha. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.200 Okay, so then I said, okay, it's marshmallows and then 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.240 you go, no, let's get thrown with And I said 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:36.840 a football? 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.520 What you get thrown with? Yeah? What? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:39.880 What got thrown at her nose? 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:40.480 Who? 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:41.600 Marcia? No? 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.880 Jan what Marcia? What are you talking about? 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.760 You said, Marsha Marsham Marsha. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.080 Then I don't get the reference. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.080 Andrew, it's The Brady Bunch. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:50.920 You watched that. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.320 I did yet, but it was on TV Land at nighttime, 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.120 and I loved The Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch movies 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.160 one and two are hysterical in my opinion. I know 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.080 it makes fun of the show, but I love that 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:02.840 show all right. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.959 Anyway, this episode is called Marsha Marshall Marsha, and it's 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.839 because hold on while I go down to the cereal sack. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.880 If you're about to bring out three different boxes of 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.760 marshmallow cereal. I'm gonna throw each one at your face. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:23.799 Stuck, stuck, all right, so don't look, Andrew. So now 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.200 we do classic and we do new. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:25.600 Yeah. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.480 Now, the way that I'm kind of twisting this is 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.320 these are all classic cereals, yep, but because marshmallows are 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:38.560 now in them, they're new. Welcome fruit loops with marshmallows. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:39.400 That's disgusting. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.480 We've why would you say something like that. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.400 Fruit loops are so fruity they don't need marshmallows that 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.920 are fruity too or sweet. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.440 Well, both Courtney and Stefan and many others asked us 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.600 if we would check it out. So here we go. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:53.840 Oh so can we just go back two seconds? 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.119 Yes? 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.560 So I was right? Can I see the boxer a second? Sure, 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.280 I'm just threw it you because you're an idiot. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.280 Well now I don't have to do the Scotti shake 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.520 because you did it for me. Thank you, and you 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:09.200 busted the box. So look, toucan Sam so excited? The 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:13.760 creepy one that looks like a stuffed animal with fake legs, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.120 I don't know, he's very weird. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.360 I don't really understand what they're doing with poor Toucan Sam. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.760 I feel like they don't know his identity anymore. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.120 Let me tell you there's a rock show going on 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.560 in the garage in the back here, and do you 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.520 get this reference? Andrew, look at the back. There's a 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.000 whole scene here with a house and cars and a 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:30.239 band and hoses and dogs. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:31.120 And can I see what? 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.800 There's a wild berry fruit loop stand. Try another fruit 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.400 loop cereal. They're giving out samples right on the street. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.920 All right, what does that sign say? 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.359 Battle Creek Park? 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:40.200 Do you know the reference? 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.320 Is it from Battle Creek wherever. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.400 Kellogg's is based in Battle Creek, Michigan? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:45.880 Cool? 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:50.880 So you know what I like cereal facts. They make me. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.560 Happy, and I'm happy they make you. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:53.839 You just roll your eyes at them. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:58.920 No, just for that. Yeah, listen, I got two more 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.560 boxes to throw at you. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.080 Oh no, one of them is not a box. All right, 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:08.680 So let's go into the marshmallow foot loops. These were 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:12.360 actually first introduced in nineteen ninety eight as marshmallow blasted 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.840 fruit loops. I don't know why the. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.440 Word blasted should not be in any serials. Probably, Oh, 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.720 hold on, stop pouring the cereal into a dog. Bowl. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:25.000 You're wasting it. Nobody cares about the sound effects, especially 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:30.080 now that you're pouring it into cups. Such a waste. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.120 I have to do what my wife says. Now, I 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:33.840 don't see very when you put your phone down, you're 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.840 not paying attention to the show. You don't see very 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.040 so mean to me. I don't see very many marshmallows 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.880 in here. Good. I'm gonna go down to the fridge. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:47.440 Guess what we get today. I figured, with all this 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.080 sugary marshmallow crap, we need good milk. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:51.880 I love that you're making healthy food choices. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:52.400 No, I'm not. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.200 It's about time you start looking out for yourself. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.120 Tuscan Dairy pure two percent milk. They call it low fat. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.040 I don't know why. Oh, they call it reduced fat. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:05:59.839 Is this gas station? 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:04.479 No? This is Corner Deli milk, because I get milk. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:08.760 This is Bodega milk. Now, do you know what whole 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.320 milk is? How many percent? Is that forty million? No? Well, 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.240 there's skim milk, which is zero percent or fat free milk. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.160 Then there's one percent low fat milk. Then there's two 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:22.080 percent reduced fat milk, and then there's whole milk. Which 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:26.520 is yes, andrew ding ding ding. Wow, whole milk is 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.200 three percent, but they don't call it that because that 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:31.040 would just be weird. I guess, yes, all right, so 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.279 here's here's your I'm just pouring a little bit of 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.880 milk because we have lots of cereal today. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.839 What how many cereals do you have? And why do 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.160 you pour so much? We agreed. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.120 I just poured for the sound effect. You can throw 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:43.480 it away. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.920 I can't. There's a cherry shape. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.600 I mean there's a cherry. There's a two can. I 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.640 don't know what this thing is, okay, one, two, three? 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:58.200 Tastes like fruit loops. It tastes like fruit loops, like 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.840 marshmallows don't add anything. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.080 Well that extra little weird crunch right. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.480 Not really, No, I mean it's froot loops, so it's 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.080 not terrible. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.239 If they soften up a bit, it probably is a little. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.160 Yeah, mellow thought this would taste like versus what it 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:15.640 tastes like. The marshmallows aren't overpowering, and I was thinking 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.840 this is gonna taste like the wild berry fruit loops. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.080 So these are regular old fruit loops with just some marshmallows. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.800 So I'll take it look at you with the three spoonfuls. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.920 No there were three. Okay, say what. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:27.880 You will, and you're gonna listen back to this audio 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.400 and you're gonna edit in a third one. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.480 You're right, all right? So where are you going with it? 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.320 Four balls? 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.720 Four balls? Yeah? I will do three balls in a spoon. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:36.960 I like froot loops. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.120 Yeah, I do too. They're a little sweet. It's a 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.200 little extra sweet with the marshmallow. Look at you. You 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:42.000 just took another one. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.240 I took a marshmallow. It's not got crazy here. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.360 Three balls and a spoon for me. Four balls from Andrew. Yep, 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:48.120 not bad. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:49.440 You've done good too. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.560 You can sam all right? Now the next one? Now 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.920 do you want? Do you want the bag or the box? 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.320 You could take the bag over here or the box 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:57.760 over here. 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.520 It's like a really bad deal or no deal, or. 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.680 What's let's make a deal. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:02.880 Do you have the sound effects? 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:03.800 So let's make a deal. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.120 Yeah, hold on, I don't actually know what the let's 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.480 make a deal sound effect is. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.800 Really no, it's not really a sound effect. It's just 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:13.080 a music bed. You can be Carol Merrill and I'll 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:13.760 be Monty Hall. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.320 Literally, have no idea what you're saying, Oh, my goodness, 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:23.880 who's mellow yellow? Carol Burnett hosted a show, no Carol Merrill. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.120 Carol Merrill was the model on Let's Make a Deal 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.000 in the sixties and seventies and eighties. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:42.720 Oh okay, yeah, that's cool. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.880 Anyway, that's the really old one. That one's from, probably 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:48.920 the early seventies. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.240 Let's just go with the bag and done with all 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:51.079 the bag. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.719 Now. I went shopping yesterday, and. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:58.599 Holy Mother of Jesus. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.960 I knew that this serial existed, and I had seen 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.360 it in boxes, but I could not find the box. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:06.160 So here's a I don't know, five pound bag coco 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:07.400 Puffs with marshmallows. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.400 Now, last week I said I wanted a Cocoa puffs 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.120 with marshmallows. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.800 Here you go, buddy. I've never done a Scotty shake 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:17.200 and a bag. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.920 I am so excited for these. This is exactly what 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.600 I've been looking for. Scotty shakes and bags are loud. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:33.160 Here's a question, Yes, why, why, dude, Sonny? I've never 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:36.080 seen Sonny so excited. He is just like he's so 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.000 that marshmallow is going to hit him right in the gullet. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:43.000 You realize what Sonny and to Can Sam. Two birds, 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.120 two different companies. You're right, didn't notice that until now. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.599 Okay, General Mills coco Puffs with marshmallows. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:51.520 I'm so excited. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.000 I don't know if this is a limited edition or not. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.640 Hold on, Oh the tear strip. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:00.600 Oh are they switching to bags because of Maltameal? No? 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.839 Did General Mills own Maltomeal? 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:04.679 No? Mat Is Post. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.560 They literally have the same exact bag. Not really, these 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.120 are these are just Scott. It's the same exact bag. 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.120 I'm looking at the fruity dino bites that we had 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:13.079 in a couple episodes ago. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.200 Okay, well, it's just the zip Pac company makes the closing. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:17.600 So are they all switching to this? 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.959 No, they're not switching. These are just for the massive ones. 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.520 It's a massive bag of cocoa pups with marshmallows. When 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.120 you have a bunch of kids running around in diapers 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.000 in your backyard, that you give them a big bag 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:27.360 of these? 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.560 Yeah, I want my kids who are super hyper to 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.599 have more sweets. I don't have kids, but I just 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:32.880 feel like that's a bad idea. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:39.640 Oh, They're all over the place. This thing is so stupid. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.079 I'm so excited though. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.240 It's so big. Howy pounds is this? 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.239 Can I hold it the bag? Yeah? 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:49.560 This is two pounds three ounces. Coca Pups and Coco 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.040 Pops are not very heavy on their ow. Hold on, 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.240 let me steal it. It's got a double zip. Steal here. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.800 I love this idea for Cereal. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.960 I don't I feel like this one. I can't close. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.160 Why is it trumpets on the back? What's going on? 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:03.760 Oh? 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.720 I closed it? Okay, here, catch. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.840 Don't throw it to me. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.679 Oh god, I went down. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.679 This is a heavy ass bag, right, Wait? Do we 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.320 have to add explicit because they said ass? 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:17.000 No? Ass is fine? Everyone has one, Okay, I guess 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:18.600 unless you were born with that one. Then that would 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:19.800 be really awkward. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.400 For the one listener who does not have an ass. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.000 We apologize, yes, all right, you know what, I'm gonna 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:25.480 use new spoons here because I don't want the fruit 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:26.920 in the cocoa to intermingle. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.880 Oh no, it's really sad. What they're sunny? He's on 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.200 the heroine at the bottom of the bag. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.880 Oh my god, he went cuckoo because the marshmallows came 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:34.439 through the pipe. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.600 All right, rehab. Hopefully someone finds some help for him soon. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:39.120 I'm so excited for this. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.560 Two percent milk smells worse when it dries on your finger. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.640 You're the only one who I think is really judging 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:51.440 the milk. Ready one, two, three, mm hmmmmmmmmmm. Guy does 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:52.199 everything right? 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:56.840 Five bowls. I got to tell you something. This is 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:57.640 count Chalcula. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.000 I'm sorry, I've never had Count Chalculate. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.040 Shut the hell up. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.320 I mean you just did. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.120 Like pop out of your mom and become twenty five. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.720 Were you a child ever? You never had Count Chocula. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.560 No, we didn't do monster cereals like I've never had Booberry. 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:17.960 Count Chocula, isn't there No this frank and berry. There 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.480 also was fruit Brute back in the day. Oh who 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.800 fruit Brute? Fruit Brute? Yes, and fruity m cereal. There 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:29.439 was also Fruity Yummy Mummy. They interchanged five ball. I'm 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.720 also giving it five balls because this is Count Chocula 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:35.679 and I love Count Chocula. So people in the off season, 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.400 when it's not Halloween, just buy cocoa puffs with marshmallows 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:40.520 and you get Count Chalca. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.320 And if you buy the two pound bag, it'll less 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.320 you all right. In the summer, the winter, the spring, 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:46.079 General Mills. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.720 You're brilliant. Yeah, now there is love. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:52.160 That that was so good. That's everything I wanted and more. Wow. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.079 Yeah, I like when you're satisfied, Andrew, Thank you. That 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:55.840 makes me happy. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:56.280 Thanks. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.160 You weren't smiling much today and now you are. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.280 You always make it seem like I'm in a bad mood. Oh, 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.319 what's that supposed to mean? 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.800 You were in a bad mood today? What how you 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.280 were just moping around most of the day. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.880 Well, when Greg t is in here talking for forty 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:09.959 seven hours. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.800 This is true, or maybe it's not talking. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.720 Yeah, and it's true. I have been lacking. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:15.840 I smell very dank today. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.160 Can you not lift up your shirt while we're recording 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:18.760 this podcast? 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.400 You say, I don't, but something smells dank in here. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.800 It's so humid and disgusting in this room. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.520 I'm wearing a jacket right now. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.480 You're out of your own mind. It's not warm out 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.960 of your mind anyway, So let's move on. I know 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.120 they're also you know, I also saw applejacks with marshmallows. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.800 I just know it doesn't work. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.000 It doesn't, so I didn't even buy those, and I 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.679 think they're almost done because the store that I went 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.280 to that used to have them is like, nah, we 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.520 don't have the tag for that anymore. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.040 You know, it would be really good caramel marshmallows. What 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.120 caramel marshmallows and applejacks? 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.520 They used to have caramel applejacks. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:56.320 Well, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is sorry, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.880 I got a coca puff stuck in my throat. Is 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.360 if you made caramel marshmallows, then it would be like 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:02.880 caramel candy apple cereal. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.160 All right, well, Kellogg's, you know, why don't you take 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:09.000 a plane to Battle Creek and let mister Kellogg know? 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.080 And then when I get arrested because I'm trying to 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.080 get in, I have ideas. And while you're there, you 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.439 can like strangle, snap, crackle and pop and say. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.840 Go back to the original rice Crispy Trees recipe. You 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:19.320 do it. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.040 I shan't be doing that. Now you're getting very intense 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:22.640 about this. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:24.480 Is my face red? Yeah? Oh boy? 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:27.360 All right, let me show you something. Yes, so coaster 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.200 boy Josh oh so, I got to tack my shirt 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.760 off and his girlfriend. Look at the socks they bought me, 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:33.840 frosted flake socks. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.480 That's Tony the Tiger on your socks. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.440 Right, I'm going to take a picture and upload them. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.680 So you come in that one. He's got his mouth 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:40.640 over he looks angry. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.560 Well, yeah, there's different faces of Tony. 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.880 Plus if you wiggle your feet around, he gets angrier, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.200 his eyebrows get like cross. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.440 Yeah, well that's I just wanted to show you my socks. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.880 But he Back to the Surreal sack. Oh, I was 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.600 going to get those actually, because if you were on 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:58.360 the Kellogg's Family Rewards website, if you had enough points, 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.160 you can get character socks. Oh wow. Yeah, So all 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.920 the Cereal that I'm buying, I'm racking them. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.080 Up, racking up the points. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.800 You wait, you'll see. I'm gonna wear my Tony the 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:06.960 Tiger underwear next week. 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.280 Please don't show me, but I'll take your word for it. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.400 All right, So back to the Cereal sack. You're gonna 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.720 like this, okay, because speaking of Tony the Tiger, Yeah, 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:19.000 Cereal sacks of March. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:20.080 I feel like we had these. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:24.600 We have not. We also never did regular frosted flakes yet, 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:25.600 which is surprising to me. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.240 Shut up, Wait, so I really showed you my socks, 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:29.480 not knowing that this was gonna come up. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.280 You had no idea because the cereal sack today is 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.640 not see through my mind. It amazes me, right, hasn't 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:34.120 that nuts? 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.240 You actually started putting them in a backpack like a creeper. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.680 I really want someone to stop you one day walking 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.760 into this building and being like, what's in that creepy backpack? 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.440 I'm for you to be like, for you to find out. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:45.880 I had to take the train in this morning, and 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:50.280 I just didn't want to bring shopright grocery bags bulging 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.200 with cereals, because you know, when you're running up the 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.160 steps in the subway, the corners of the box has 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:57.160 ripped through the bags, and I hate that they go everywhere. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.400 Well, now there's a plastic bag band in New Jersey, 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.320 so it's really difficult to carry oh tons of boxes home. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:09.200 Nice thick bag. I like that. I have no words. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.360 Kellogg's frosted flakes of corn with marshmallows. 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.480 I'm excited. I'm not super excited though, because I think 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:16.560 they're sweet enough already. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.120 This is I was just gonna say, this is going 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.920 to be really sweet. I mean, like even above me sweet. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.000 My mom says I'm sweet. I mean, this is like 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.480 really sweet. This is like two of me nothing nothing. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.280 I have no words anymore. You're in your own world. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:36.880 See now, I don't know if I'm like sweating profuciously profusely. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.360 I don't know if I'm sweating profusely. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:42.560