1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: subject I fell in love with the cookie Monster. We'll 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: get into that a little later, but right now it 5 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: is time for the prank call. Alright, nephew, what you got? Well? 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: You know, some people are sensitive about their kids. You know, 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: I don't know what people are about the kids. So 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: today's but today's Tightily is your son is too fat? 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 1: Your son is too fat? Let's go cat. Hello, Hello, 10 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Cathy. Please, um, this is hi Cathy. 11 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: This is Curvy. I'm actually the the owner at the daycare, 12 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: Mine's daycare when your son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're 13 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: familiar with my wife, Anita. All right, how you doing today? Good? Oh, 14 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: a little divan? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying 15 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here. 16 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call. 18 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some information I was I was 19 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: Divine doing at home? Is he? Is he eating properly 20 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: at home? When you say eating, what do you mean? 21 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: I mean, is he getting uh meals every time he's 22 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah, he's 23 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,119 Speaker 1: doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no situation 24 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: where you guys may be a shortage of food or 25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: anything like that. Are you uh no, sir, My husband 26 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: works real good. We don't have a problem with as 27 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: short as the food. Is there a problem with him? Well, 28 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: you know, we're looking at the records and look Devins too. 29 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: Have you looked at the comparison of two year olds 30 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: the majority of two year olds and in comparison to 31 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: I guess I should say size in comparison to to 32 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: divine side, you mean like in body way, buddy size? 33 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: You I mean he's a little tall. You know, he 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: wasn't a small chat when he Barney was ten pounds. 35 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: But no, he's on the scale of right where he 36 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: should be. He's just a little you know, taller because 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: his daddy is tall. But he's doing so. You're you 38 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of 39 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I 40 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but but 41 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: miss Cathy, you're I mean I mean your sons. Let 42 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and we're 43 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 1: talking about you think my son is a little overweight 44 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: or what he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I 45 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 1: think he's fat, you know, and and and the problem 46 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: I'm I'm noticing the records of everything. And wait, we 47 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: need to back up to you think he's sad. I've 48 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said? 49 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning that I 50 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: dropped him off for a year and I give my 51 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 1: daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything about his 52 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my 53 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: son is sat with him you deal with him on 54 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: a daily basis. Don't do with him on a daily basis. 55 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: When I'm looking at his records that are showing me 56 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: that he's eating way more than the rest of anybody 57 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: at the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably 58 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 1: a gallon of milk a day. In the milk y'all 59 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: only get snacks two times a day and he's there 60 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,839 Speaker 1: only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the hell 61 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if he is. 62 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: But all I know is this. No, No, I'm blown 63 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: away by this because you're calling me on a Sunday, 64 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your 65 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: wife has never said a damn thing. Never has she 66 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: said one thing to me in a year when she 67 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son 68 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well, 69 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: you know my wife is a different person, and she 70 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: tries to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who 71 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: deals with me. Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never 72 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: met you, especially on a Sunday. Reason why I'm calling 73 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow 74 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off, 75 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no, 76 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now. 77 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: Here's what we mean here. Either you can keep him 78 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My 79 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son 80 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: off at six that he like I do every morning. Man, listen, 81 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: if we can't get him, if you rely on the side, 82 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 1: because obviously you ain't the one that need to be 83 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: talking to me, because if you're not there every day, 84 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: and I did with your wife, I'm telling you that 85 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: your son is too big to be is coming every 86 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: morning if that's the case, and if he's eating at 87 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: a house at home, I'll send him some extra, But 88 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: what I paid my money for is what you're gonna 89 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,359 Speaker 1: feed him for to full meals and two snacks. And 90 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 1: if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag. 91 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day or 92 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: you looking here, I don't care. There's no way possible 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: that he can drink a gallon the milk day. Man. 94 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: Here's here's here's the deal. I don't want you to 95 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not 96 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put 97 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple 98 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: in the day. You ain't, no, damn, you ain't. Are 99 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: you from the health food program? I will. I will 100 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: give him an apple and a glass of water in 101 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: the morning, and I'll give him an apple and a 102 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: glass of water in the evening, and then you guys 103 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: can feed him when he gets home. You must be 104 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: certified in the food program, especially if you're sitting the 105 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,239 Speaker 1: pare telling me my damn son is on a diet 106 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 1: and he's not drinking no water and no apple. He 107 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: needs a full snack. If the other kids is having 108 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: an apple and water, then that's what you better be 109 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 1: serving him. But if that ain't the case in here, 110 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: I'll know he better get the full snack. So if 111 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it, that's 112 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,559 Speaker 1: what my son better be getting. And if he won't extra, 113 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying to tell 114 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: you is your son drink too money. He drinks two Well, well, 115 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,039 Speaker 1: well you need to back the top. I know you 116 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: did not cussing me. I know I did not cut you. 117 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: I'll try to ready to cut to me. Let me 118 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,359 Speaker 1: tell you what say. You ain't got to worry about it. 119 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: We don't have nothing else to talk about. My husband, me, 120 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,039 Speaker 1: your wife, and everybody they're working at damn daycare better 121 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: be there in the morning because at six thirty we're 122 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,039 Speaker 1: gonna be there and my son he's coming um week 123 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: and he gonna eat all week. If he walked two 124 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he walked 125 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I 126 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: tell you what we say. Damn good money to come 127 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,159 Speaker 1: to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your child up there, 128 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to put him on some swim 129 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: fairst No, I will put your child on swim fairs. 130 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,160 Speaker 1: I was trying not to give him suspected, but I 131 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: wis gives him some slim fast, and you're gonna get 132 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 1: a slim fast swopping. I'm gonna whop y'all. And whoever 133 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 1: gave it to him, whoever gave it to him, they 134 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: gonna get a slim fast slipping all the little kids, 135 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: but they have some slim faths. If he getting some, 136 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eating steak, well, 137 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,559 Speaker 1: damn it, he better have something too. If we had steak, 138 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: he probably eat the damn cold. He didn't care. I 139 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: pay for it, but he's been like getting went fast. 140 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: I will shut it down about my ChIL Okay, I 141 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 1: got something else you need to know about your son? 142 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: What else do I need to know besides you think 143 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: my son is overweight? What else can you tell me today? 144 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: I need to tell you this. I need to tell 145 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: you that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey 146 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucresia got me to prank o 147 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: call you. What did you just say? What did you 148 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: just say? This is nephew tom Me from the Steve 149 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: Alvery Morning. Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank 150 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 1: phone call you. I'm go be that to that. She knows. 151 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: I don't play about my dear son at all. That's 152 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: my only son. I don't play about him. I'm gonna 153 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: be is she there? It's on after this, It's just 154 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 1: all it is on. I got one more thing. I 155 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: gotta ask you, baby, what is What is the baddest 156 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: and I mean bad is radio show in the land 157 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning. I wasn't. It's all. I hope you 158 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: can hear me wherever you atlantic, wherever you question is 159 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: was he fat? Is he really sat? Get a little chip? 160 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: It's a little children, a little children. But he's tall though, too. 161 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: I don't give it at a gallon of milk a day. Boy, 162 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: you know how much milk drink. I'm giving your son 163 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: some water in the apple she was not having. I'm 164 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: gonna put him on that slim fans. That's what I'm 165 00:08:54,800 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: pretty much. I love gallons of milk out of drink 166 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: and if you want to, I'm gonna call Adie Dolphin 167 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 1: get some baby, dear. That's what I'm gonna be. All right, 168 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,079 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew, great one. All right. Coming up next 169 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with the Cookie Monster. 170 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 171 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,199 Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.