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Speaker 5: So what did you play?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Big up to the defense, like y'all was the most
Speaker 5: fun in college?
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, the college is where I did it too.
Speaker 1: College.
Speaker 5: You want to party with the defensive side because y'all,
Speaker 5: y'all more down to earth.
Speaker 1: You know, they were cooler there, y'all cooler. I think
Speaker 1: it's like it's like you have you don't have to
Speaker 1: be a studious to be on the defense. There's a
Speaker 1: lot more reaction cool, like a lot of fun studying
Speaker 1: plays and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: A lot of receivers want to be the basketball players. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and like, let's stuck up to me.
Speaker 1: They are to me they are a basketball players. Why
Speaker 1: a receiver? Your biggest word for.
Speaker 5: Y'all knew how to get down, y'all knew how to
Speaker 5: party y'all would life.
Speaker 2: Of the to the defense?
Speaker 5: Defense? Yeah, come on, there's me more attention, man, Like I've.
Speaker 1: Been saying it for years. We got the defense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who cares touchdowns? Who gives a That's how I feel.
Speaker 4: Doesn't chips, racists, money turning stuff? I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: Do Dodd?
Speaker 2: I love your smile. There it is, there it is,
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentleman, Welcome to another phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we
Speaker 1: dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theory and.
Speaker 2: We finally work to prove that nothing has been proven
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 1: We have no insights, scientifically or otherwise.
Speaker 2: We've been doing the research and we can't understand what
Speaker 2: we're finding.
Speaker 3: I read lots of articles, no retention.
Speaker 1: It's all going out of mid I was just reading
Speaker 1: about they said there's life on Mars in the ice.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: What did I just say? No, No, I'm a We're
Speaker 1: got angry. I was because I was reading it and
Speaker 1: I got that news where they're like it's this is
Speaker 1: the center, so like this is the most accurately, accurately whatever,
Speaker 1: And I was still like, oh, something about ice, and
Speaker 1: they're gonna look for look for life and ice and
Speaker 1: not rocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's if I'm remembering correctly, part of it is
Speaker 2: that they're like finding life in such a basic form
Speaker 2: that it might as well not exist at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they get you with the headline. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, there's martians walking around. Yeah, and then they
Speaker 1: read it in this like possibly bacteria and it's like,
Speaker 1: call me when you find some shit.
Speaker 2: They talk, They're like, bro, we found some of them
Speaker 2: little floaty things that be in your eyes a little bit.
Speaker 1: Nobody don't know what that is. Yeah, nobody gives a
Speaker 1: shit about the matter protozoas. Yeah, I bet there is
Speaker 1: some shit up there. I need some shit that I
Speaker 1: could eat.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see somebody Mars walk. You what that
Speaker 2: looked like? Yeah, we see moon I'm trying to see Mars.
Speaker 2: You think there was somebody working on a Mars walk.
Speaker 2: And then Michael hit the moonwalk and he was like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I just go home.
Speaker 1: Nobody even cares. Somebody about to have a big break.
Speaker 1: Oh no. And then Michael hit his ship and he
Speaker 1: was like, all right, never man, let's probably just go
Speaker 1: to work. Yeah, I think I do construction. Now.
Speaker 2: I want to say this before we begin, and this
Speaker 2: is very pressing, so I don't want to lose this moment.
Speaker 2: And again, feel free to if you're welcome to speak
Speaker 2: at any point in this. I didn't know white people
Speaker 2: cared so much about JFK.
Speaker 1: Junior. Oh my god, I didn't either until that show
Speaker 1: came out. That's that's real. It is big.
Speaker 5: It's big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, motherfuckers are are are into this.
Speaker 5: It's a fashion piece like that. They're like obsessed with
Speaker 5: when they ate what they wore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they want to know all everything about him
Speaker 2: in a way that I didn't even know he was
Speaker 2: that important.
Speaker 1: I think. I think, especially racially, I think every race
Speaker 1: has like dynastic families, and I think the Kennedy's is
Speaker 1: just one where as a black person, you're not necessarily like,
Speaker 1: what are the Kennedys up on? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know where the Hair's kids are right now?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We got we got our ship.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't. I think it doesn't like crossover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know all. I know what's happening with all
Speaker 2: the characters of House of Pain exactly.
Speaker 5: Exactly you guys during that time, like he was huge. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know what are you guys.
Speaker 3: We're all the same age.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we were kind of growing up during the era.
Speaker 5: But y'all don't remember how big he was on like
Speaker 5: the early nineties.
Speaker 2: Didn't hit my house like that.
Speaker 1: If I don't think my mom knows who he is
Speaker 1: now I can. It never came. She's from Sierra Leone,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because you know who fucked my house
Speaker 1: up was Lady because here Leon's a British colony. Oh
Speaker 1: you're still like love for the British family. So when
Speaker 1: Diana died, my mom was like that was upset.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like we were all upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I remember thinking, I was like, why does
Speaker 1: she care about this?
Speaker 2: When you said fucked my house up? For a second,
Speaker 2: I thought, you man, Lady died had like come to
Speaker 2: Sierra Leone and just like ran through that bitch.
Speaker 1: Damn No.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she was a colonizer, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she was the people's success. Yeah, people liked her.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe she secretly had done like something nasty
Speaker 2: somewhere specific.
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, no, that was Charles.
Speaker 5: But do you guys think like they should do how
Speaker 5: they did the crown, like something on the Kennedy's from
Speaker 5: the beginning to like the end.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I'm interested.
Speaker 5: I would be interested.
Speaker 1: I'm interested in families coming here and working their way
Speaker 1: up to be a dynasty. I watched like the PBS
Speaker 1: News Hour thing about or Not the PBS stock I
Speaker 1: started watching it about the Kenny It is kind of
Speaker 1: interesting how they came here and then like figured it
Speaker 1: out rather family.
Speaker 2: You see how you waved that off. It's kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck with.
Speaker 3: Black family, Like, what are our political family dynasties?
Speaker 2: Are we saying? I'm saying for the Kennedys. If we're
Speaker 2: speaking to the Kennedy's, I'm much more interested in what's
Speaker 2: happening in that house right now, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like, they have a brother who is acting
Speaker 2: a nut. Really there's rfk is Oh that's right, a
Speaker 2: cousin at the very least.
Speaker 3: I think he's like, but he's going.
Speaker 1: With that RFKA.
Speaker 5: Robert F. Kennedy J. Yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 1: His voice alone is troubling. Yeah, he's made a new
Speaker 1: food pyramid.
Speaker 3: He switched up the food pyramid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, CARB's on top. Now he's push which I had
Speaker 1: been advocating for for years. He's doing push ups with
Speaker 1: Kid Rock. That doesn't give you some pause. That's the
Speaker 1: r That's not what Lady D was pushing.
Speaker 3: Certainly, No, he was peripheral though, like what do they
Speaker 3: call it camelot?
Speaker 1: I don't think he was.
Speaker 2: A All I'm saying is is that if your cousin
Speaker 2: somehow makes it to a position as high as he's
Speaker 2: made it to, because Je every day he is at
Speaker 2: the top of the government at this point, that doesn't
Speaker 2: not affect your otherwise liberal leaning household. They have to
Speaker 2: answer to all. The ship still just happening with RFK Junior,
Speaker 2: and that would be an exciting story to watch.
Speaker 1: They still have birthdays, he's got to show up for Christenings.
Speaker 1: He's singing. He's singing.
Speaker 5: People don't know. So the sister of K Jr. The
Speaker 5: sister just had a daughter who was thirty five who
Speaker 5: just passed away. Oh no, like recently, like in December,
Speaker 5: from cancer. So it's like it's just like one thing
Speaker 5: after the next.
Speaker 1: It's like a complicated it seems like the dynamics seems strange.
Speaker 2: Within there's a lot of them, and none of them
Speaker 2: have like a great story.
Speaker 3: They're basically the waynes No, the Wayne is thriving.
Speaker 5: That that's what we need to show.
Speaker 3: That's what we need to affect. Show your rate.
Speaker 2: That's how.
Speaker 3: Somebody tell me where Kim is?
Speaker 1: Can we find Kim?
Speaker 5: Where is Kim?
Speaker 1: Kim's I wonder every day Kim's.
Speaker 5: What she's doing.
Speaker 2: She'd just be making her videos. Okay, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: she's happy. She seems happy. If you're out there, we I.
Speaker 5: Mean, oh, your brother's a millionaires. I'm to say, I'm chilling. Ye,
Speaker 5: my brother's a millionaires, all of them.
Speaker 1: My brother has become millionaires. You don't see me.
Speaker 5: So there you go. That's where Kim is.
Speaker 1: My brother becomes a millionaire. I got to repair a relationship.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I got phone calls to make.
Speaker 1: Man, he was always closer than it felt like. She's
Speaker 1: got to delete a couple of substances and my brother's
Speaker 1: keep maybe not.
Speaker 2: I guess today you don't know this, but you're the
Speaker 2: first athlete we've ever had on the shows.
Speaker 1: Huge.
Speaker 2: You are a athlete, and what a phenomenal premier athlete
Speaker 2: to have.
Speaker 1: W n B a star damn right, dunk on your ass,
Speaker 1: still dunk on, dunk on your as everybody in this
Speaker 1: room dunks.
Speaker 2: There's no reason to check in on that. She's a producer,
Speaker 2: a filmmaker, a ballplayer, a star, a musician. We're being told.
Speaker 5: Songs, my six songs called impact. Let me spill something,
Speaker 5: y'all give me a beat.
Speaker 1: Let's go, okay, you throw some ship on you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what's only funny second here? All right?
Speaker 5: Check it, check it. My name is Angel, and now
Speaker 5: I'm the best. When I crossed to the east, she
Speaker 5: going to the west.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I like that because you were surprised by it,
Speaker 2: like a cross up.
Speaker 1: Let's get it, you know mc contry is there? Everybody? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like ninety two seconds, no one second.
Speaker 1: She's real good at it, though it comes at least.
Speaker 5: Three second drop.
Speaker 2: The ones that are long show her what what else
Speaker 2: she has to choose from? So does she understands me?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't give a who'll say? What? Blood?
Speaker 5: I like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Cramp in l a baby, let's go like, I'm not
Speaker 2: choosing I just like y'all both.
Speaker 1: Can't we just be friend?
Speaker 2: Remember that Angel, you came to us with a conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory that I think. I think it's very It's beautiful
Speaker 2: that you are taking on this because you spent years
Speaker 2: in Atlanta. That was your home.
Speaker 1: You were a star.
Speaker 2: There, and you said, my mama told me Atlanta used
Speaker 2: to be Atlantis. Yes, tell us everything.
Speaker 5: You know, this is exciting, this is very Atlanta used
Speaker 5: to be Atlantis. And we all know Atlanti's was like
Speaker 5: this hidden underground like place. And so all the strippers now.
Speaker 1: I like where.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, but I'm hoping.
Speaker 5: So the strippers are mermaids.
Speaker 1: And that they're meant to make sailors crash on the rocks.
Speaker 1: Let's go a lot of guys crashing on the rocks
Speaker 1: over Atlanta. The rocks are big, bro I mean, lot
Speaker 1: of men of men ended their lives over women from
Speaker 1: the blue.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 5: So this whole world in Atlanta. It was Atlanta's the
Speaker 5: way they move on the that's that's them in Atlanta's.
Speaker 2: Wanna you're saying that there is almost like an evolutionary
Speaker 2: transference that has happened where what once were mermaid people
Speaker 2: have now transformed into just the purest form of sexual beings,
Speaker 2: I e.
Speaker 5: Where else do you see that anywhere else?
Speaker 1: In the same way that you can taste the drums
Speaker 1: of hip hop back to Africa? Mm hmm. I think
Speaker 1: we traced the moves of Magic City back underwater to
Speaker 1: the original Magic City Atlantic.
Speaker 2: Yes, how do you make cheeks both clap and move
Speaker 2: that slow? That is that is something that only water
Speaker 2: could do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do we see people t work underwater?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I know that's not enough, not enough as far as
Speaker 2: I'm concerned, figure up to speed.
Speaker 1: It's almost like to capture it. To capture it properly,
Speaker 1: you should put it underwater.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true. Yeah, we should be submerging booties and
Speaker 2: making them clap underwater.
Speaker 3: It seems I don't know why we haven't done it yet.
Speaker 2: It seems like obvious science, and yet here we are
Speaker 2: talking about it, hoping for it in a way that
Speaker 2: that I don't.
Speaker 5: Think you want to see booties clap underwater?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Underwater on land? Yeah, I'm not opposed space.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of going up there, but if if enough
Speaker 2: clapping booties go up there first, I'll go.
Speaker 1: I'm like say, I'm like green eggs and ham. I
Speaker 1: want it on a house. I want it with the mouse.
Speaker 2: I want it here, I want it there, I want
Speaker 2: it everywhere.
Speaker 3: Green Eggs and Yams.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that A very provocative follow up. The
Speaker 2: doctor sus lost the rights quand Mills. This is your opportunity.
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with kuand Mills? Oh boy, thank you
Speaker 2: for having you got to get a little, he writes.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you would call it. He writes, like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's almost like erotica. Yeah, yeah, you got to read
Speaker 1: some of the.
Speaker 5: Titles Green Eggs and Yams.
Speaker 3: That it's right up bas aally all thought.
Speaker 2: Next Door is one of his pieces, Pastors Eat Pussy Too,
Speaker 2: Oh coo. But I think also, you know, it could
Speaker 2: be a two if he decides to get into that
Speaker 2: second project. Ho Dreams is one of his uh twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two pieces. My Baby Mama is a Loser. Oh
Speaker 2: that's another kwand Mills original. And then and we own
Speaker 2: most of these. You should know them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got him. We don't live together.
Speaker 5: I want to read that Whole Dreams one. That's what
Speaker 5: reminded me of, Like you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Want to see the cover the Whole Dreams and Hoop
Speaker 3: Dreams would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Project whole dreams. She she's like made to look ashy
Speaker 2: right there. I think, just so you know she's a project.
Speaker 5: Ho's given ash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's quite ashy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, given Kevin Durant legs ash.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you seen those bad boys up close?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You got that SV you got that endorsement.
Speaker 1: You know, somebody finally stepped up, stuped up.
Speaker 2: Somebody on his team finally decided to do some work.
Speaker 1: They said, we need to do something about this, and
Speaker 1: we should get paid.
Speaker 2: They said, we keep trying to get him brush deals
Speaker 2: and he's refusing them.
Speaker 5: Well, you know Black college. You know his his hair
Speaker 5: was only cut with mama came to town. If mama
Speaker 5: was in town, he didn't care.
Speaker 1: He didn't even touch it.
Speaker 5: Man, but mama was in town, that head was cut.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you part of me appreciates the freedom
Speaker 1: he lived under. I think it's like he was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna what are you gonna do, bro? I
Speaker 1: think gift buckets. I'm gonna get buckets and not cut
Speaker 1: my hair.
Speaker 2: You got your ass, nigga.
Speaker 1: That's worse.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 5: That type of ash on them, like get busted like.
Speaker 3: That man, you like rubbing off the paint.
Speaker 2: God forbid, you have an away jersey? I mean good
Speaker 2: those dark dollar yeah, man, and how can you stop him?
Speaker 2: He's seven feet doing that ship. He's unstoppable. We're big fans.
Speaker 2: We love that you're ashy, Kevin Durant. Don't use that,
Speaker 2: Sarah V for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do appreciate that better. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I don't want to. I don't want them.
Speaker 2: No haircuts, no lotion, Just keep being a dog baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Angel. When you were in Atlanta, do you feel like
Speaker 2: you ever experienced anything besides the strip clubs that made
Speaker 2: you feel associations of Atlantis or that this might have
Speaker 2: origins in a different world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's interesting because I feel like.
Speaker 1: I'm in a different world many times when I've been
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Claremont Lounge, which is the strip club, but
Speaker 1: I go in there late at night and I'm like this,
Speaker 1: that was different. This is not even the country I
Speaker 1: live in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Clairemonta had a baby. I mean none of baby.
Speaker 5: It's a lady, lady, a lady who could literally like
Speaker 5: crush up.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: You gotten the shot.
Speaker 3: I know, I got like, she crushed one, and then
Speaker 3: I got her to sign.
Speaker 5: You gotta yeah you lady can with her ass.
Speaker 3: Yeaheah yeah, well now old, she's so old.
Speaker 1: They're all so old.
Speaker 2: That's the maning you've always talked about for Claire Mount Lounge.
Speaker 2: Is that you said that that they're they're unnaturally old.
Speaker 1: That's not I think it's natural. I think it's natural
Speaker 1: for women to age. Don't box me in.
Speaker 5: We need a picture that we got to insert that
Speaker 5: the picture that can. You got the can no day, man,
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: Just, I was just. I was in Atlanta going crazy
Speaker 1: getting can signed. He drank no no, get it back
Speaker 1: to the sea where it belongs, because in my head
Speaker 1: I thought it would be funny when I got her
Speaker 1: to do it, I thought it would be funny to
Speaker 1: put it like on silk, like a bronze baby shoe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We gotta go back to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: You gotta get it.
Speaker 5: She's still there right, No, actually close.
Speaker 1: Now, oh that makes.
Speaker 5: A couple of years ago. It used to be a spot.
Speaker 2: I like, how much you know about cheetah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a spot. This is great food.
Speaker 1: On strip clubs. But I think we can get them
Speaker 1: in pretty easy. You want to go, you want to
Speaker 1: be there?
Speaker 5: Don't both got ringsing your fingers. We can't get yelling
Speaker 5: trouble that.
Speaker 1: No our wives are are listen, say we're both so
Speaker 1: disgustingly in the house. Yeah, our wives.
Speaker 2: My wife has so little doubt that I'll ever do
Speaker 2: anything like she she truly her.
Speaker 5: If you said, baby, I wanted to go to go
Speaker 5: to the strip club with the boys, is it okay?
Speaker 5: Your wives will say.
Speaker 2: Yes, Angel If I tell you she's not my wife,
Speaker 2: I'm going out on a pussy eating convention, should be
Speaker 2: come back?
Speaker 3: You said, hell, no, like there's a pussy eating.
Speaker 5: You never know.
Speaker 2: She does not doubt for you, really believes I'm never
Speaker 2: gonna do anything. And yeah, she sees it in my character.
Speaker 2: And it's unfortunately I wish I wish she thought I
Speaker 2: was a dog. She doesn't respect me in the least.
Speaker 3: She doesn't ask where I am.
Speaker 1: She knows you're in the show. What are you doing
Speaker 1: at the show? Talk about something dumb?
Speaker 5: Talk about Okay, So then you guys are welcome to
Speaker 5: Lantis anytime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 5: Come on, wings hot man.
Speaker 2: Lemon pepper, wings and ass. It's really a perfect combination.
Speaker 2: It's peanut butter and jelly for adults, is how I feel.
Speaker 2: I think so yeah, I think you could. I think
Speaker 2: so yeah. I think in the way that peanut butter
Speaker 2: and jelly will always be something a child says yes to.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna turn down wings and ass. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's also something where it's like it's great, but
Speaker 1: you can't build a diet off of it. No, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have it every day. That'd be crazy to eat
Speaker 1: that every day. Yeah, but like sometimes once a week.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he once the week came back, the week ain't bad.
Speaker 5: That's true for your health.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Does the loss of Atlantis as you you see this,
Speaker 2: because it sounds like you believe this, yeah, that you
Speaker 2: believe that Atlanta really was Atlantis? Does that make you sad?
Speaker 2: Do you do you reflect on that and go, damn,
Speaker 2: we lost something, or you're just like, no, that's just
Speaker 2: a cool part of history we haven't heard before.
Speaker 5: I think both. I think it's a cool part of history,
Speaker 5: but I'm sad of some of the things we lost
Speaker 5: with Atlantis, Like we have this underwater thing called freaknick
Speaker 5: and it was absolutely.
Speaker 1: Underwater is crazy And I'm excited at this many black
Speaker 1: people swimming. That's cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, they said we couldn't do this.
Speaker 5: Bro something.
Speaker 1: Have you been Africa?
Speaker 5: You see them blacks is in that water?
Speaker 1: I'm in that water.
Speaker 5: I'm I didn't see so many black people surfing. I
Speaker 5: went to Senegale.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go.
Speaker 5: What is all these black people serving.
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: I would say, your favorite state of being is in water.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You see what I'm saying big time.
Speaker 5: So just American black people don't sim don't get it twisted.
Speaker 5: Black people swim people. It's just what's wrong with us?
Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you the things. I can tell
Speaker 2: you a few things that happened to us that made
Speaker 2: water tough to deal with.
Speaker 1: You swim I am.
Speaker 2: Capable of swimming. I don't enjoy water at all. I'm
Speaker 2: not Antika. My instinct is never like, man, we gotta
Speaker 2: go to a pool, we gotta get into Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you were responsible and you are teaching your kids
Speaker 3: to swim.
Speaker 2: My kids, my daughter swims, well, she's four and a
Speaker 2: half and like she's yeah.
Speaker 1: Which is important. You know what's crazy? I just found
Speaker 1: out because my mom did the same. My mom can't swim,
Speaker 1: but my mom can't swim, and she put me in
Speaker 1: swimming less. Me and my brothers are talking. We were
Speaker 1: together the other day. My baby brother can't swim. Just
Speaker 1: they forgot about it. We were talking about different huge
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm like twenty two years older than oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just grow up, like twenty years older than.
Speaker 3: But like we just none of us knew though.
Speaker 1: None of us knew. Nobody knew.
Speaker 5: I forget about baby boy like that.
Speaker 1: Bro, we couldn't believe it. He was like, I can't swim,
Speaker 1: and we're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So one thing we do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's like a teenager.
Speaker 1: Now he's twenty or no, he's eighteen. He's eighteen, my
Speaker 1: but he's eighteen.
Speaker 5: He's eighteen, yeah yeah, yeah, and he just.
Speaker 1: He just missed it. He just missed it. Just can't swim.
Speaker 2: And that's how the generational hurt can tell you.
Speaker 1: I know, I felt, because you could tell he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think he knew we could swim like that,
Speaker 1: even wow, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He was like, wait, he wasn't even craving it.
Speaker 5: I think you were hanging out, not when he was
Speaker 5: little little No, because I have a ten year age
Speaker 5: that me and my sister. So you're talking, I'm eighteen, yeah,
Speaker 5: eight Yeah, I didn't hang with her. You didn't hang
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 1: No, no swim.
Speaker 3: And now I'm trying to take it back. He's here
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's your fun because when you're because you're a
Speaker 5: grown man, your mom and them are like, we tired
Speaker 5: y'all to take care of them.
Speaker 2: You're the baby, I'm the oldest, you're the oldest. Do
Speaker 2: you blame yourself for the youngest one swim?
Speaker 5: She can swim?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you taught but I were close.
Speaker 3: But you can't.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 3: She should teach you, man, we should. We should have
Speaker 3: a sibling.
Speaker 2: Yea, I throw your sister in the pool.
Speaker 5: You let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We gotta stop being statistics like yeah, no more.
Speaker 2: I think it's hard. It's hard to fight it sometimes,
Speaker 2: but I hope that everybody.
Speaker 1: I hope we're past.
Speaker 2: The point where people take pride in it. It used
Speaker 2: to be an error where people be like, you know,
Speaker 2: black people, we can't swim.
Speaker 1: It was like a badge of honor.
Speaker 2: And I hope we're past that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have a couple of bad memories on swimming.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 3: One time I was at the Boys and Girls Club.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's gonna tell us about something.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just think about this because it was the
Speaker 1: one time I thought it would be cool. I was
Speaker 1: at the Boys and Girls Club and it was like
Speaker 1: spring break. We went swimming. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show everybody how cool. I was like, because we were
Speaker 1: going to the pool and I was like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: about to go. Like I was off the bus, like.
Speaker 5: Hey, we still want that Boys and Girls Club sponsorship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, please please shout to the Al Davies Boys
Speaker 1: and Girls Club Washington. We were going to the pool
Speaker 1: and I was like, everybody's gonna think I'm so cool.
Speaker 1: We got to the pool, I run jumping there. I'm
Speaker 1: swimming around and come up. Everybody's in the shallow and
Speaker 1: having a good time. Yeah I'm out there like I
Speaker 1: got googles. Doesn't nobody swim like that?
Speaker 2: Man, you got to the wool to stand in the
Speaker 2: shallow in and talk.
Speaker 1: That's a girl. But under the water. Yeah no, I
Speaker 1: was doing laps like old woman. No.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so you do long for it a little bit,
Speaker 2: this Atlantis that was lost. How do we before we
Speaker 2: go to break and we should take a break, how
Speaker 2: do we get this back?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we just named it. We gotta get all
Speaker 5: of us swimming again. Okay, that's how we get it back.
Speaker 5: We don't need the strip clubs closing.
Speaker 1: We should open more.
Speaker 2: Just four hours, right, how many seven days a week?
Speaker 1: Continue? That's interesting. I would like I would, okay, say, Francis,
Speaker 1: go there's a lunch. There's this place called the Gold Club,
Speaker 1: and everybody goes there for lunch. That's like the big
Speaker 1: thing is and the chicken is like the main thing.
Speaker 1: And you go there and it's all kinds of people
Speaker 1: having luncher's businessman and ship in there, and it's like
Speaker 1: lunch at the Gold Club so much I think I
Speaker 1: do think we need more of that.
Speaker 3: We need strip club is right there, club right there.
Speaker 5: Tell me some of the best you have had in
Speaker 5: Atlantis was the the.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: You don't even call it Atlanta, you keep it on Atlanta.
Speaker 2: My dream for my bachelor party, and it ended up
Speaker 2: getting canceled because of a hurricane. I was going to
Speaker 2: go to New Orleans, but my dream was to do
Speaker 2: stripper karaoke. I really really wanted to just do karaoke.
Speaker 2: But when you ain't singing, you dancing, and and strippers
Speaker 2: sing and strippers dance, and we all have.
Speaker 1: I've done it. They have it and we missed it.
Speaker 1: Real place they have I don't know about the one
Speaker 1: in New Orleans. They have one in Portland called Devil's Point,
Speaker 1: I think is where it's at.
Speaker 5: All these places. Washington, Portland have all this ship.
Speaker 1: It's raining, you got to go outside and do something,
Speaker 1: and the land is real hoping, yes, and it's like
Speaker 1: it used to be. It's a port city, so it's
Speaker 1: notorious for vice. Orland has the most strip clubs for
Speaker 1: capita in the country.
Speaker 5: Portland.
Speaker 1: They are not the ones that you want. They do
Speaker 1: it the way you don't want it done.
Speaker 3: It's not like Houston.
Speaker 2: You know, it is not Atlantis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't like the opposite are Some are fun,
Speaker 1: but it's not like you go in there and you
Speaker 1: want to buy a bottle of Crown.
Speaker 2: They identify as some of them identify a bean strip clubs,
Speaker 2: which whatever strip clubs.
Speaker 1: No strip clubs are for meat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's right.
Speaker 1: I think that that is a carnivorous environment.
Speaker 2: I think if there's something we can all agree on,
Speaker 2: strip clubs for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't meet beef, chicken fish if you have to.
Speaker 2: And pride Yes, pussy counts does of meat as well.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm the main one.
Speaker 2: I that takes up a big portion of the pie
Speaker 2: in my mind.
Speaker 1: That's my RFK pyramid.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna take a break more, Angel maccoty.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, and we're back.
Speaker 5: I feel like I just snorted cocaine or something.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited and I never did that before.
Speaker 5: For the record, for the record, for a record.
Speaker 1: I love a reformed Christian man. Yeah, that's like one
Speaker 1: of my favorite energies. I drug addict. Reformed Christian too,
Speaker 1: pretty funny.
Speaker 2: I really like when they maybe you've seen these videos
Speaker 2: where they will sometimes catch like testimonials that weren't supposed
Speaker 2: to go as far as they did.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a fun genre.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we're like an old lady will stand up
Speaker 2: and she'd be like, I was addicted to sucking dick.
Speaker 2: I was, I sucked every dick in his church. And
Speaker 2: then they'll be like, hey, sister, redmanship, They relax, sister, No, that.
Speaker 5: Has happened a lot, really and God doves. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: know you in church at eleven, you get out at
Speaker 5: six pm. Everybody got a testimony.
Speaker 1: Two hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like it when people talk about their old life
Speaker 1: and you can tell they get a little bit of pride.
Speaker 1: I was. I was sucking dick and I was the best.
Speaker 3: Ask anybody about Molly on Jones Street. Don't tell you
Speaker 3: I was going crazy. They called me to Michael Jordan
Speaker 3: of Dick chucking.
Speaker 1: Now I love now I'm here with yo. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it. I like because, like to me, greatness is greatness. Man.
Speaker 1: If you achieved it, even if if you achieved it
Speaker 1: on something that ended up being self destructive for you,
Speaker 1: and you were able to turn away from greatness to
Speaker 1: have a real life, that's just a hero.
Speaker 5: Write write a book. We don't need a two hours
Speaker 5: testimony in church. I would read it two hours praise worship,
Speaker 5: two hours testimony.
Speaker 2: I think there's a time and a place that's fair by.
Speaker 5: Your mom, because you're add kicking.
Speaker 1: In Yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: Did you sleep in church a lot as a kid, Yeah.
Speaker 5: We was in all day the old school church back
Speaker 5: when our parents were in cults behavior.
Speaker 1: I would like to hear more.
Speaker 2: I get what your I get what my mom. My
Speaker 2: mom was was too much of a rebel to ever
Speaker 2: like fully commit to any of the churches that we
Speaker 2: we belonged to. So we'd be there for like three
Speaker 2: years and then she would get in a beef with
Speaker 2: somebody and right out of it. But it was cultish
Speaker 2: like every time you'd be like, I think this is
Speaker 2: my family now. I think I have to.
Speaker 5: Realize it back then because I joke with them. Now
Speaker 5: I'm like that. You know, you told me I couldn't
Speaker 5: have my ears, Piers. I didn't get my ears press
Speaker 5: I was thirteen. Whoa god wanted me to have hose
Speaker 5: in my ears? He would have put them there?
Speaker 1: Wow? What changed?
Speaker 3: What changed the thirteen?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Sorry? What changed the thirteen? My mom was just like, girl,
Speaker 5: let's get chance pears? Like mom, all the girls look
Speaker 5: pretty Nike?
Speaker 1: Jope. Yeah she finally he took you down on the mall.
Speaker 1: Or where do you get your ears?
Speaker 5: I think of them all. Okay, my god, I just
Speaker 5: have I'm not asking for nothing else. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 5: out here having sack. I'm a virgin for God's can
Speaker 5: I just get my ears?
Speaker 2: Just let me look like what I want to look like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so now we kind of mean, dad mind we
Speaker 5: all laugh back at the stuff. Now they had no
Speaker 5: freaking cut. I was like, it was coldish, it works coldish.
Speaker 2: But I do think that it's to their credit, and
Speaker 2: I I think all parents credit. It was a beautiful
Speaker 2: time in the world where you knew so little of
Speaker 2: what everybody else was doing that it didn't feel like
Speaker 2: you were a part of a cult. It just felt
Speaker 2: like you found community.
Speaker 5: And you wanted to do the right thing.
Speaker 1: I think you did, though. What isn't cult, But I'm
Speaker 1: saying that niche what niche like, lifestyle choice isn't.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that was beautiful when you didn't know
Speaker 2: about every niche right right, It's lost a little bit
Speaker 2: of the joy of it because now we know that
Speaker 2: we know.
Speaker 5: So much information that was social and our parents know
Speaker 5: so much more. When I wanted to learn something and
Speaker 5: get encyclopedia and I gotta look it up.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to tell my brother because he's
Speaker 1: talking about chat GPT. I was like, I did the
Speaker 1: same thing. I just paraphrase from the encyclopedia. You know
Speaker 1: how many reports I just, in my own words, thank.
Speaker 5: You so much more? Should therapist? I know you guys
Speaker 5: use the therapy.
Speaker 1: No, I don't use it.
Speaker 2: I've never touched it.
Speaker 5: My wife just yelled me. What should I said to
Speaker 5: my wife?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: I wish can they help with that?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never touched it? Same, I don't talk with
Speaker 1: that ship. I don't that ship.
Speaker 3: Come on therapy?
Speaker 1: Really? Such?
Speaker 5: What did I say?
Speaker 1: Does it work?
Speaker 5: And then you can like put if you want it
Speaker 5: more stern, more soft, like how you wanted to talk
Speaker 5: back to you?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 5: Oh you guys? Really?
Speaker 1: But do you don't want to do that? I like
Speaker 1: you can. I can identify places that I would lose
Speaker 1: myself pretty well.
Speaker 2: I'm out of here. You don't worry when I start that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't worry that. It's like reaffirming your own bad behavior. No,
Speaker 2: because you're making it. Talk to you how you want
Speaker 2: to be talked to about the stuff you want to
Speaker 2: talk about, and it's probably going to tell you the
Speaker 2: thing you wanted to hear.
Speaker 5: You don't think it, Actually it doesn't, It really doesn't.
Speaker 5: It's like, Yo, you need to do this, you need
Speaker 5: to step back or like, this doesn't affect your value
Speaker 5: because you got to knowing this. It's sexually.
Speaker 1: Do you call it a name? I don't. Maybe I
Speaker 1: need to say that. No no, no, no, no no, don't be.
Speaker 5: That movie the guy fell in love with.
Speaker 1: Her her, Yeah, that little Robot lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was basically Alexa.
Speaker 5: It was before Alexa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say her did sound like
Speaker 2: a bad bitch when you listen to her, You're like,
Speaker 2: that is Do.
Speaker 5: You notice most of the movies prep us before something
Speaker 5: comes out Contagious, prepped us for covidya, I had no idea,
Speaker 5: Oh you contagion, contagion, contion, and like us for Alex, Like, yeah,
Speaker 5: we gotta pay attention.
Speaker 1: Man, that's fair. No, I think that's real.
Speaker 2: It is I and I think in that way, I
Speaker 2: would I would challenge you to maybe reconsider your relationship
Speaker 2: with Chad GPT because it's starting to make me a
Speaker 2: little sad where you're like, yeah, sometimes it yells at
Speaker 2: me and I go, do yell at me? And I
Speaker 2: think it's pretty nice. It helps. It's like, I don't
Speaker 2: think this is good, and I think you gotta stop.
Speaker 5: Oh I got okay, I can get to that point.
Speaker 2: I did a little bit of research on this question
Speaker 2: of it last well, specifically, what I wanted to know
Speaker 2: was the origins of Atlantis, the entire concept of Atlantis,
Speaker 2: and what I found out is that it actually originally
Speaker 2: comes from Plato.
Speaker 1: I did know that accently.
Speaker 2: I did know that Plato and apparently three three sixty
Speaker 2: BC wrote about Atlantis, which was this island in the
Speaker 2: middle of the Atlantic in between I believe it's Hercules.
Speaker 2: It's like located next to some sort of statue that's
Speaker 2: relating to Hercules, but that he writes about. And it
Speaker 2: basically is this island that was super advanced in technology
Speaker 2: and resources, was like living in the future, and then
Speaker 2: because of the the seas basically was swallowed up and
Speaker 2: and forced to disappear. It was lost in the sands
Speaker 2: of time, waters of time. You're gonna press a button.
Speaker 2: I couldn't find it fast enough. I was gonna do
Speaker 2: the swallowed one. Oh damn, that would that would have
Speaker 2: been perfect time. You want me to say swallowed again
Speaker 2: and then you do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe we just run it back a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll say this that was swallowed. Oh well, then
Speaker 2: that sucks. That sucks, David, because now I've done it twice.
Speaker 2: Now I've attempted to give you twice. You had one
Speaker 2: job come find it. I I was willing to embarrass
Speaker 2: myself twice.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it might not even be uh there.
Speaker 2: It would have been so cool, Angel.
Speaker 1: You would have really liked it. Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I am under the water?
Speaker 5: Tell me.
Speaker 2: This was drowning.
Speaker 1: That's right, swallowed.
Speaker 2: It was swallowed by the water. And and it isn't
Speaker 2: until much later that people start to actually take Atlantis
Speaker 2: seriously as like a real concept. When Plato is writing
Speaker 2: about it, it is completely fictitious. It's made up. And
Speaker 2: then it's later that like these sort of pseudo science
Speaker 2: like people start to pitch it as a real thing
Speaker 2: because of its location. Uh they they often talk about
Speaker 2: like plate shifts stuff being the cause for it having shifted.
Speaker 2: I saw something about it being Antarctica. Is secretly Atlantis
Speaker 2: that like they believed, at one point it shifted all
Speaker 2: the way down to Antarctica and got frozen over, which
Speaker 2: is why we can't find the technology. There are also
Speaker 2: arguments that the Bermuda triangle swallowed it up and that's
Speaker 2: why it's not there anymore. Atlantis remained sort of this elusive,
Speaker 2: made up Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, too, Right, It's if it's plate
Speaker 3: shifting tectonics, that's like a slow that's like enough time
Speaker 3: for them to get the technology to continue to live underwater,
Speaker 3: right because, like the way you're talking about it, the
Speaker 3: initial story was not people living underwater, it was a place.
Speaker 1: That got lost. The way that I've always heard it
Speaker 1: is of this place, this secret underwater city where people
Speaker 1: continue to live, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I think that is some of like history playing
Speaker 2: a game of telephone, right, right? Is that like what
Speaker 2: starts as just an island of the future turns into
Speaker 2: mermaids and you know, fucking tried instant ship.
Speaker 1: Which I like better.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: Black Atlantis, black Atlanta, Atlanta, black black Lantis, black Lantis,
Speaker 1: black Lanis that sounds amazing, Yeah, because like maybe an
Speaker 1: Atlantis movie and they weren't black, but they weren't white.
Speaker 2: I do think Ryan Coogler is sitting on a pretty
Speaker 2: cool opportunity right now. Who I think that last Black Panther.
Speaker 1: Movie was Michael B. Jordan. Let's go, He's from the
Speaker 1: team that brought you Sinners. Yep to Roger Pianson, probably Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gotta be in it. Viola Davis, it's kind of
Speaker 1: a queen yep. Black Lantis, black Lantis Summer summer.
Speaker 2: Oh you you've rushed it, okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that there we're gonna
Speaker 1: need all hands on deck. Let's hurry up and get
Speaker 1: to this underwater black movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Hey, we need to come on copyright because I know
Speaker 5: next week and that's gonna be a strip club now
Speaker 5: called Black Lantis and Atlanta Angel.
Speaker 2: You seem more connected than us. We'd like your help
Speaker 2: to to your film producer.
Speaker 5: This is a gym you guys just dropped.
Speaker 1: I don't think gets a bad idea at all.
Speaker 5: I don't think so. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need more black water based ship in general.
Speaker 5: Aquaman Whack.
Speaker 1: I hated that movie.
Speaker 2: They also made the black guys the bad guys in
Speaker 2: that movie, and and so we didn't get to be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we needed more black water stuff. When was the
Speaker 1: black last black water movie? Fat Beach? Yeah, the one
Speaker 1: with Terrence Howard when he taught him to swim.
Speaker 5: I don't even and I didn't even see that movie,
Speaker 5: Fat Beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How many water.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, how many black water movies do we really have?
Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of them. I don't not
Speaker 2: have lake movies. Stopped the Yard. They they danced in
Speaker 2: the water for about four minutes.
Speaker 3: Which one was the one when they've danced in the
Speaker 3: empty pool.
Speaker 2: That's stopped the yard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, we don't have like black water movies now,
Speaker 1: we don't.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That Terrence Howard movie about them teaching them boys to swim.
Speaker 3: I just said that.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: And Bernie Mack was in it and they're like swim and.
Speaker 5: He was like, Okay, I gotta watch that.
Speaker 3: It's called fat Beach. No, Fat Beach is a different movie.
Speaker 1: That's the way.
Speaker 2: That's called p h A T.
Speaker 1: Beach.
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was the guy who played Steel in Juice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah, we need to
Speaker 1: bring black people back to the water. We got to
Speaker 1: do it. We should all get boats.
Speaker 5: One time.
Speaker 1: Jeki's probably first.
Speaker 2: I think if we can get this movie off the ground,
Speaker 2: then we can maybe buy some of those celebratory Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get black people back to the beach.
Speaker 1: Though. No, you made that clear.
Speaker 5: Your passions don't come to the beach.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we get back the beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We got to own more boats and more when I
Speaker 5: got a Caribbean. Obviously I'm being invited on the boats.
Speaker 5: But you know some dope bass white guys. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 5: none of us on the boats.
Speaker 3: We need our boats back, our boats.
Speaker 2: They're living their lives, okay, and not the ones you
Speaker 2: brought us over here in We don't like those boats.
Speaker 2: We want cool boats.
Speaker 3: Are they black boat makers?
Speaker 2: I don't know them?
Speaker 1: Do you know them? I know who makes RC boats Okay,
Speaker 1: I follow him on Instagram, But that's like, do.
Speaker 2: You think he has scaled that up?
Speaker 1: I don't see why not. I don't know about the technology.
Speaker 1: I don't either how hard it is to remote control
Speaker 1: versus real. The point is, yeah, we need black people
Speaker 1: on boats. We need this black Atlantis movie.
Speaker 5: We need this blacklans movie.
Speaker 1: That would be dope, that would be so good.
Speaker 2: Now, the uh outdoor eight the closest outcome is eight
Speaker 2: black owned marine and outdoor.
Speaker 1: Businesses to support. I don't know what the fuck that.
Speaker 2: I don't entails. There's a yacht club company run by
Speaker 2: two black men. There's a river side marina that I
Speaker 2: guess they own a marina. There's a Soca Caribbean yacht charters.
Speaker 3: So we owned some.
Speaker 5: We're getting somewhere.
Speaker 2: We own some A slim Pickings outfitters.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: A lady named Jamaica Dawes owns that and and seems
Speaker 2: to be hooking people up with boat stuff. Get off
Speaker 2: the hook up or got the hook up charters?
Speaker 1: It doesn't bad.
Speaker 3: I would I would call that R and B Surf.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means, but that's dopey
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 5: Where's R and B Surf located?
Speaker 1: R and B so that Tula Vista, California. That's here.
Speaker 2: We could all, we could all potentially be R and
Speaker 2: B surfing with a brother named Artist and Arlan uh
Speaker 2: and their business offers a range of water sports equipment rentals.
Speaker 2: UH emphasizing rest and relaxation for locals and visitors alike.
Speaker 2: R and B Serf represents a significant milestone and promoting
Speaker 2: diversity and entrepreneurship and the water sports industry.
Speaker 1: That's that's you know what's crazy. I just remember this too.
Speaker 1: My wife's got a cousin who does jet ski excursions
Speaker 1: out of Long Beach. You know what timing he's are Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I do know he does it and he's black.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, I could do it. I gotta get
Speaker 2: a haircut. But yeah, let's say three forty five.
Speaker 1: Man, this is exciting.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Angel, it sounds like we're in business together,
Speaker 2: in business. Yeah, we're gonna mar on this.
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, yeah, and then we'll be back.
Speaker 2: More more Angel, more.
Speaker 5: Ma.
Speaker 1: Mama told me we are back. Nigga created you.
Speaker 5: Nigga.
Speaker 1: Well, God creates my help, and we helped you get
Speaker 1: back to that water.
Speaker 3: My mama told me, well said, we got a voicemail.
Speaker 2: Let's listen to a voicemail.
Speaker 6: Hi, I love your show. I listened to it often.
Speaker 6: I listen to it with my husband, and I think
Speaker 6: he finds it slightly less entertaining than I do.
Speaker 5: But nonetheless, she's very big fan of the show.
Speaker 6: What I wanted to call you about is that.
Speaker 1: Nobody is a funk with your husband. How about that?
Speaker 1: How at work? I was picturing you having so much
Speaker 1: fun at home.
Speaker 2: You it was bringing you closer to your family, and
Speaker 2: then you had to throw in. By the way, my
Speaker 2: husband's miserable.
Speaker 1: I turn he hates it. I like you.
Speaker 2: It's actually what's keeping us apart. Yeah, is me listening
Speaker 2: to you as often as I do. Damn that our feelings,
Speaker 2: but still we persist.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Continue.
Speaker 6: So what I wanted to call you about is that
Speaker 6: I'm really shocked that you all have never talked about
Speaker 6: how Yao Ming was a experiment by the Chinese government
Speaker 6: to create like the best basketball player ever. Because it
Speaker 6: feels like it's very much okay.
Speaker 1: Whenever we start getting into the math of science experiments
Speaker 1: making races better at basketball, that's not good water to
Speaker 1: be it.
Speaker 2: It's unfortunate territory, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think that we could end up on the wrong
Speaker 1: side of history here. Maybe we tread lightly. Hey, we
Speaker 1: might be talking to an experiment right now.
Speaker 3: I don't think that I think you earned the number
Speaker 3: one draft pick.
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know what they needed. Let me
Speaker 5: tell you this. So when we was at the Olympics
Speaker 5: and we played China, their warm up, their warm up
Speaker 5: was so structured I had never seen anything like it.
Speaker 5: Like by the time they were ready to play again,
Speaker 5: they were exhausted because they just kept going Yeah, so
Speaker 5: they needed to experiment. They needed to do that. They
Speaker 5: needed to make some bionic type of something to to
Speaker 5: represent their country and show that, you know, they can compete.
Speaker 2: We need somebody, We need somebody who won't get tired
Speaker 2: during them warm ups. What if his legs were so
Speaker 2: long that the running we're asking him to do won't
Speaker 2: tire all the time. Well, he's an experiment, man.
Speaker 1: They tried their.
Speaker 3: Best, but they didn't get another one.
Speaker 1: That's because it's hard.
Speaker 5: It is time for another one, upgraded one. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: you yeah, that's an experiment.
Speaker 2: Come on, I think I'm gonna throw my hands up
Speaker 2: while I say it. Wimby does feel like a two
Speaker 2: point zero version, like a version? Yeah that Like if
Speaker 2: that science does exist, you start doing you do new math, right,
Speaker 2: mix new chemicals.
Speaker 1: Let's do equals.
Speaker 5: So when people talk about lowering the rooms and women's basketball,
Speaker 5: should they hire the rooms in his basketball? Because Y's
Speaker 5: like this, Yeah, you can't even jump.
Speaker 1: But for every wouldn't be. There's just guys who want
Speaker 1: to play on the weekend. What I don't need. It's
Speaker 1: not just for you guys. What I don't need. You
Speaker 1: got to play basketball?
Speaker 2: What I don't need is to be in a room
Speaker 2: with a man and he goes, oh, you don't play
Speaker 2: the same kind of basketball that I play.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Always like that would neuter me. And
Speaker 5: here's an argument I have with a guy at a bar.
Speaker 5: I was like, you should come to d b a game.
Speaker 5: He's like, do you jump as high as Lebron? I'm
Speaker 5: like no. He's like, do you run as fast as Lebron?
Speaker 5: I said no. He said, why should I come watch?
Speaker 5: Dumb man? I said, sir, I jump higher and faster than.
Speaker 1: You, right, And that's really all I don't want to
Speaker 1: see is me playing basketball.
Speaker 2: And I'll pay to watch anybody. N't I tell you
Speaker 2: an exciting thing that I once did. I used to
Speaker 2: be a practice player. I don't get talk about this
Speaker 2: all you never do, but I used to be a
Speaker 2: practice player for the University of.
Speaker 1: Michigan basketball for the women.
Speaker 5: It wasn't fun.
Speaker 2: It was very fun, but there was guys. There was
Speaker 2: never a doubt in my mind if I was better
Speaker 2: than those girls. I knew the entire time they were
Speaker 2: better at basketball than me. All I had over them
Speaker 2: was the fact that I weighed more and I could
Speaker 2: run faster. And and because they were good. They were
Speaker 2: good at and they were they were scary, and they
Speaker 2: yelled at me and they pushed me down and I
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 1: Did you get they were mean as ship? You think
Speaker 1: these girls were nice?
Speaker 5: They were like, yo, Angel, and don't play mess with her.
Speaker 1: They hit me in my dick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want.
Speaker 1: When I when I call women bitches, it's coming from
Speaker 1: a specific place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're starting to sweat a little bit. This is
Speaker 5: some trauma.
Speaker 1: These girls hurt me so good.
Speaker 5: She's sweating and Ship, I don't know. We did not
Speaker 5: mean a trigger some trauma.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing. I feel like did a
Speaker 1: little You know what you did your eyes because when
Speaker 1: I said hazing, his eyes got darker. Your eyes lit up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do think there's probably a boy somewhere who graduated
Speaker 1: with a mass calm degree who's like, I will kill Angel.
Speaker 2: There's somebody like she wasn't first picked to me.
Speaker 1: You said, you said we love our boys. You didn't
Speaker 1: even acknowledge them as man at this said she said,
Speaker 1: we love.
Speaker 7: Our little host. No, I used to make him give
Speaker 7: me sandwiches. I'm nice to them.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: What were their names?
Speaker 5: Well, one was Na man were really close.
Speaker 1: Okay, name and you hit him in the dick. He
Speaker 1: wanted to be in love.
Speaker 5: With you, and he didn't marry somebody else. Now I
Speaker 5: have kids, that's okay, y'all gettimidated with the girl.
Speaker 2: I know this is this. I'm watching this, see this
Speaker 2: acting ut for she is really out for you. Imagine
Speaker 2: if there were fourteen others. Imagine if the whole room was.
Speaker 5: Doing even though on the bench their office too.
Speaker 2: They all talk crazy to the boys. We we do,
Speaker 2: we we are because and in that way, I was
Speaker 2: happy to be the help.
Speaker 5: It was a great shoes. You get to come to the
Speaker 5: game we do and here's.
Speaker 1: The boys that you get to stay in.
Speaker 2: Here's the craziest part of it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes at night, here's we let you eat.
Speaker 2: Here's the craziest part of it is that you have
Speaker 2: to register as a student athlete, So you are I
Speaker 2: played basketball for the University of Michigan. That is technically
Speaker 2: on my resume, right, But yeah, and and she is right.
Speaker 2: They give you shoes, they give you clothes, they give
Speaker 2: you all kinds of gear. You got freak, that's all
Speaker 2: says women's on it. They don't you.
Speaker 5: Got some stuff that didn't say, no, ma'am, you gotta
Speaker 5: jump to no man Nike on it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not every piece, he said.
Speaker 5: University of Michigan men's basketball and gear is explusive in college.
Speaker 5: It absolutely is to have gear for your school.
Speaker 2: And from a distance, I looked like the fucking man
Speaker 2: and women's basketball.
Speaker 1: He came home. You came home from.
Speaker 5: College and ranked and having a good season.
Speaker 2: People were like worst team in the Big Ten that year.
Speaker 5: He wasn't that Yukon. No woman's everybody's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: tough time. We were the ship. So if you got
Speaker 5: our woman's gear.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately I don't share that.
Speaker 5: So you guys are good Now.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm thirty eight years old. That doesn't do ship
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 5: Do you still have your gear?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I was at the.
Speaker 1: Gym today wearing some of my shirt. Yeah yeah, what what?
Speaker 1: But what I'm seeing about these relationships. You're not in
Speaker 1: contact with any of your boys. You're not in contact
Speaker 1: with any of those women. That's not it. You don't
Speaker 1: have college friends. You don't have college friends.
Speaker 5: You talked to Still and Mark your friends.
Speaker 2: Those were not your friends, they were they were her victims.
Speaker 2: Angel did some nasty ship to those men and and
Speaker 2: I'm finally glad to call you to order.
Speaker 1: I'm finally glad that this is about. That's what this
Speaker 1: stand up for justice.
Speaker 5: You know, I can't even say nothing is nothing like because.
Speaker 2: He knows we should finish the voice.
Speaker 1: What a great dynamic we've one. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: because you've talked to me about it. You never said
Speaker 1: that they were mean, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is there. It is their job.
Speaker 2: We are pretending to be the other team. Like that
Speaker 2: is ultimately why you get dudes, is like come be
Speaker 2: like run the plays that this team is running and
Speaker 2: be a punch.
Speaker 5: Coaches yelling at y'all.
Speaker 2: We get yelled at, we gotta run.
Speaker 1: We're like, come on, fellas, pick it up, and they
Speaker 1: chime in. That's what's crazy defense.
Speaker 2: A grown person yells at you. You're nineteen and a woman,
Speaker 2: often a woman I had a man that's an old
Speaker 2: lady is yelling at you. And she she's wearing a
Speaker 2: jumpsuit and she's she's screaming at you. And then here
Speaker 2: comes there come four other girls being like fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go fucking dumb. You gonna be today place
Speaker 5: you're gonna be a bitch today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's the life. But let's kick a real We
Speaker 5: need a job, and we thank y'all because we couldn't
Speaker 5: do that to some group of women, regular girls.
Speaker 2: Now you're we need a job.
Speaker 5: So in order for us to get better, we need
Speaker 5: our men, and.
Speaker 2: We needed you because our egos were built in such
Speaker 2: a way where we couldn't give up on basketball dreams
Speaker 2: even though they have been completely.
Speaker 5: Y'all know, like, y'all, y'all, ain't that good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we knew it heart, but that moment kind
Speaker 2: of solidifies it where you go like, damn, that lady
Speaker 2: really busted my ass today.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to respect women.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna chill on this whole dream.
Speaker 5: Is it a dream thing? Or is it the ego thing?
Speaker 5: Like women?
Speaker 2: I still don't respect women. You hurt me too much,
Speaker 2: But I'm joking. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: Obviously you signed up to do that more than once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you kept going back. How many seasons did you do that?
Speaker 1: Two seasons? Wow? And you don't talk to any of
Speaker 1: those girls. Just to reiterate, you don't talk to any
Speaker 1: of those boys. I bumped into I bumped into my
Speaker 1: homie A J.
Speaker 2: Shout out AJ and you on TV now in New Orleans,
Speaker 2: and we were very excited to see each other and
Speaker 2: we did not exchange phone numbers.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm to reach out because it's funny to
Speaker 1: think they would be watching Insecure and they're like, I
Speaker 1: used now I'm saying his boody on television.
Speaker 5: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at guy.
Speaker 1: I want a redemption for you.
Speaker 2: None of it's redeeming, man, My journey is always going
Speaker 2: to be a tragedy, and in that way, I'm happy
Speaker 2: to be here.
Speaker 5: Would you encourage your son, like if you wanted to
Speaker 5: be a practice boy, would you be like, no, don't
Speaker 5: you I.
Speaker 2: Don't see how you called him a practice boy?
Speaker 1: Practice boy?
Speaker 5: What do we call this man that's a grown man,
Speaker 5: practice man?
Speaker 1: Would you be or would you be like.
Speaker 5: Would you be like, no, son, don.
Speaker 2: After hearing the way you speak about him, Yes I will,
Speaker 2: God forbid. He he played for a team you're coaching.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. This is the best thing ever happened.
Speaker 5: I don't let him go to Yukon or Tennessee, as.
Speaker 2: That would terrify me.
Speaker 1: Them girls are meaner you think they're better, but I mean,
Speaker 1: are they meaner? If the girls are better, better they
Speaker 1: are the meaner they are.
Speaker 5: I think, if you want it depends on the characteristic.
Speaker 5: I think they're very sarcastic, like Gino sarcastic. So he'll
Speaker 5: say some ship like sarcastic to you, not probably yell,
Speaker 5: but he'll say some sarcastic ship you like, make you
Speaker 5: think like damn.
Speaker 1: But now in your time, you guys were just mean.
Speaker 1: We were mean.
Speaker 5: Damn, we were mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: The girls now different, So so maybe it's better.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's better money now, maybe.
Speaker 3: Player practice boy relations. Maybe we've done a lot of players.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry that was actually didn't have to.
Speaker 5: Players are taking that with n I l So maybe
Speaker 5: it's different because you know, we didn't get paid, so
Speaker 5: it's different now.
Speaker 3: I just men are getting nil deals.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, so y if I.
Speaker 5: Want to practice and she's getting a million, ye, yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you still now? I have a question for both
Speaker 1: of you guys in the same vein. When you play
Speaker 1: men now, are you still elbowing in the dick when
Speaker 1: you play women? Now? Are you going crazy?
Speaker 5: Experience?
Speaker 3: You know feels similar to your experience, like you brought
Speaker 3: up with dick.
Speaker 1: He didn't even no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no you said that first. He I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a liar. I did this.
Speaker 5: I think we will check the tape, check the tape.
Speaker 2: I think. I think what I did learn from playing
Speaker 2: with women is is I don't I don't do none
Speaker 2: of that like layoff of them ship, yeah, if I
Speaker 2: really respect them more.
Speaker 1: I play a girl, so what I'm up on you?
Speaker 5: And that's what I see happens when I go play pickups.
Speaker 5: Other guys want to play really hard, so you won't
Speaker 5: do them in or ex actly, they don't care, so
Speaker 5: you won't do them. There's no like real middle ground
Speaker 5: of light. Let me just play her for real. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And so it's like I have to tell the guys
Speaker 5: when I play, Hey, we're not playing for gender. Let's
Speaker 5: play Make me like a dude.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm like me like a dude, play you
Speaker 3: like a practice board.
Speaker 1: Twenty six.
Speaker 5: We shouldn't be even on that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like, So.
Speaker 2: I've had I've had too many embarrassing things happened to
Speaker 2: me at the hands of you think it's embarrassing, Well, embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That sounds embarrassing, embarrassing in a way that it would
Speaker 2: have been embarrassing if a man did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it sounds yeah, it doesn't feel.
Speaker 2: Like it's stuff regardless of gender, and that is the
Speaker 2: future we live in.
Speaker 1: No, none of this sounds embarrassing because it's women. In
Speaker 1: my head, it sounds embarrassing because it feels like bullying.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody like getting dunked on? It sounds period on
Speaker 2: a couple of guys day, and that's that's crazy.
Speaker 3: What do they do right after you dunk on?
Speaker 5: It's just like this, like.
Speaker 2: Called her wife, baby, I got some hard news.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I know you were throwing stakes. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: put the stakes back in put I don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: It's not a steak night. It's now because you've been
Speaker 1: dunking on dudes.
Speaker 5: I've been dunking on dudes my whole life.
Speaker 1: Are like, I think you could fall in love and
Speaker 1: even be dunking on dudes. That's beautiful, man, that's a
Speaker 1: beautiful hope to throw out in the world, that that
Speaker 1: you could know you could dunk on the dude and
Speaker 1: still find love. I don't know I believe in you.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 5: I mean my last boyfriend I had, I was beating
Speaker 5: them one on one. He couldn't beat me.
Speaker 1: Why you guys broke up a little bit?
Speaker 5: Whoa Not because I beat on one on one, but
Speaker 5: that probably thing where like, Okay, she's she makes more
Speaker 5: money than me, or she's doing more successful things to me,
Speaker 5: And it's like, who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: Did he have? Well, you gotta have one thing you're
Speaker 1: better at. Was he more emotionally available? You have one
Speaker 1: thing that you know what?
Speaker 3: Well, he must have had a thing.
Speaker 2: He's organized, he's a great cook.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to think. Damn, maybe that's why. Maybe it
Speaker 5: was just unequally yoked.
Speaker 1: That's how it feels the wrong one. You were just
Speaker 1: beating up this man.
Speaker 2: Don't fall in the meeting out at the gas station.
Speaker 2: I think I think you got to be shocking where
Speaker 2: your potential lives.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he was a beta man. He wasn't the alpha.
Speaker 5: You want an alpha, that's all my girls is like,
Speaker 5: you need an alpha's beta. I'm like, I love him.
Speaker 5: Who cares? You care and cares about the beta stuff.
Speaker 5: It was more so like his prior yse all competing.
Speaker 1: And because you're just un on him, who cares on him?
Speaker 1: And you said.
Speaker 3: Niggas?
Speaker 5: And then at the court, let's go have dinner and relax.
Speaker 1: And no, no, I'm not going to have dinner with
Speaker 1: you and an app.
Speaker 5: Let's let's normalize that some relationships.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to dinner and watch you
Speaker 1: order for me. There's a lot here worked out right now,
Speaker 1: we're in the room.
Speaker 5: We both have some traumas we need to it has
Speaker 5: to do a basketball well, we'll do it off camera.
Speaker 1: Angel.
Speaker 2: This is this has been a phenomenal time. So I
Speaker 2: don't even think we finished the voicemail. Who cares? Thank
Speaker 2: you for calling. We lost interest, but also gained. We
Speaker 2: gained a beautiful journey on the back end of it.
Speaker 2: And uh, Angel, could you tell the people where they
Speaker 2: can find you? What cool shit you got?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can find me on my Instagram at mccawtree
Speaker 5: my last name. And uh, I'm around.
Speaker 2: She's around, She's available, cool guy joke.
Speaker 1: Saty seven probably won't be dunking on anybody, but I'm around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still got hope.
Speaker 1: Am I jump?
Speaker 2: I think it can still happen. I'm raining differently now
Speaker 2: I can't even tap glass, not not as of late,
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: But Angel, You're nasty.
Speaker 2: You're being nasty, she's being cold. I'm sorry, but but
Speaker 2: still I persist. You can follow me at Langston Kerman
Speaker 2: on all social media platforms. You can send us your drops,
Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories. You can tell us how I
Speaker 2: can achieve dunking all at Mymama pod at gmail dot com.
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Speaker 2: we would love to hear from you. Take care of yourself.
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