Speaker 1: Hi Scot, Hello there, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Wow, you didn't even Can I borrow that jacket?
Speaker 3: No, live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios.
Speaker 2: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: It is so cold, it's really not It is freezing.
Speaker 1: That jacket is not going to fit you before. Dude,
Speaker 1: don't whatever you do, don't button it. I don't need
Speaker 1: to take an eye out. I'm cool. You are pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Hey, what can I say?
Speaker 1: If you were a nineties kid, that's what you would
Speaker 1: look like.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: You were born in ninety.
Speaker 2: Three, dude, was born in ninety one.
Speaker 1: It's all the same. You were not You were not
Speaker 1: a kid until the aughts. You like didn't grow up
Speaker 1: until like two thousand. You were you were nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this is this would have been you in high
Speaker 1: school if you were a nineties kid like I was
Speaker 1: in the high school in nine or early nineties.
Speaker 2: Oh cool.
Speaker 1: So I wore that jacket high school when it was hip.
Speaker 2: Oh really yep?
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Well it says the nineties show on the back of it.
Speaker 3: So that's is that show even still on.
Speaker 1: Crew's my point. No, I don't think it lasted even
Speaker 1: a season. So hey, welcome to Cereal ki Is this
Speaker 1: is the podcast where we talk about cereal and we
Speaker 1: eat it. We tried, so you don't have to if
Speaker 1: it's crap.
Speaker 3: Yawow needs to really come back. I love the Sorry,
Speaker 3: I love the two thousands, and like I love the
Speaker 3: eighties and nineties. Those shows were great and I wish
Speaker 3: they would make bring those back.
Speaker 1: Rip Benji Gregory Ryan from ALF. He died, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: got it? Very sad? All right, well remember him? Anyway,
Speaker 1: this episode, we should have done ALF cereal.
Speaker 3: As for Graveyard, I think we did already.
Speaker 1: I don't even think there was an ALF Cereal. All
Speaker 1: I know is I was in the ALF fan club
Speaker 1: and you're the one that's out of this world. That's
Speaker 1: all I can tell you. So so here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: I found this box. My good buddy secret Squirrel Joel
Speaker 1: reached out to me. He's like, hey man, I think
Speaker 1: we finally have an exclusive for you, and he did.
Speaker 1: He came through. I went into the shop right right
Speaker 1: there at Aisle five, the cereal isle, and what I
Speaker 1: found Nope, yeah, nope, mint chip.
Speaker 2: Not excited for this?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: I hate It's made with real Oreo cookie wafers. I
Speaker 3: hate mint chocolate chipped.
Speaker 1: I hate it in any form.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 3: Ice cream, No, it's disgusting, yowit. No, I hate it,
Speaker 3: cereal disgusting.
Speaker 1: Can't say.
Speaker 3: Mint and chocolate chip do not belong together. They never have,
Speaker 3: they never will, They should never, ever, ever, ever, ever
Speaker 3: ever be together.
Speaker 2: They're unholy.
Speaker 1: Man, many many, many people that will disagree.
Speaker 2: With you totally.
Speaker 3: And I'm great, like great, different strokes, different folks.
Speaker 1: But now the world don't move to the beat of
Speaker 1: just one drum. What might be right for you may
Speaker 1: not be right for some. A man is born, he's
Speaker 1: a man of means.
Speaker 2: Who's out there?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that Todd Bridges? Who's Todd Bridges?
Speaker 3: I probably know, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's Willis because Arnold's dead. Okay, Gary Coleman, he's dead.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna use our farmer Fresh Daries organic two
Speaker 1: percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: I don't know who asked for this?
Speaker 1: Who asked for what?
Speaker 3: Oreo os with mint chocolate chip.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's very popular where all around the world. Andrew.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, it smells like gums.
Speaker 1: Oh it smells great.
Speaker 2: It's like chocolate mouthwash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what? There is mint chocolate chip toothpaste.
Speaker 2: No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Right, it's good. It looks good to me. No hmm, now, no,
Speaker 1: joy you something if you like this sort of thing,
Speaker 1: it's delicious. What No, it's not that mint bowl a spoon.
Speaker 1: It is not that minty.
Speaker 2: This is not for me. I don't like it.
Speaker 3: The oreo o comes through and I like that, but
Speaker 3: the mint.
Speaker 2: Is just not good.
Speaker 1: I think it has a nice little kick to it.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna freshen your breath, Andrew, No, it won't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, will He's got chocolate mint breath and nobody.
Speaker 2: Asks for that.
Speaker 1: You can go talk to people now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they'll be like, why is your bread
Speaker 3: smell like chocolate mint?
Speaker 1: And why do you have brown all up in your teeth?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. I know what pisses me off.
Speaker 3: The moon. I don't when you go to a restaurant
Speaker 3: and at the end they have the bowl of mints
Speaker 3: and you don't know. Sometimes when they're like in that foil, like,
Speaker 3: oh what am I getting into? And you like pop
Speaker 3: a mint? I hate when I feel betrayed and I
Speaker 3: find out that it's actually mint chocolate chip.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 1: The best were the eighties diners mints where there would
Speaker 1: just be a metal tin with a spoon, but nobody
Speaker 1: used the spoon. Everyone just stuck their hands in and
Speaker 1: it was those little different colored mints and you'd suck
Speaker 1: on them and they they'd just cintegrate in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Those are my favorite diner they were, Dude, you grew
Speaker 1: up in the then everyone got to PC and yeah,
Speaker 1: wrap everything.
Speaker 3: Then they decide to wrap things, wrap it food safety.
Speaker 1: Come on, hey, we're fine like that. Matters were die.
Speaker 1: Drink from the hose, you know, don't drink from the hose.
Speaker 1: I loved that picture so much. Why I was thirsty?
Speaker 1: It was hot and thirsty.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that.
Speaker 3: It was that you had to hashtag eighties kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like as if eighties kids are the only ones to
Speaker 3: ever drink.
Speaker 1: Out of a hose.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody in my general was able to relate and they
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, you go.
Speaker 2: I can too. I drank from the hose.
Speaker 1: You didn't do work out in the yard, please.
Speaker 2: What work did you do in the yard?
Speaker 1: Was gardening?
Speaker 2: You gardened?
Speaker 3: I was gardening as a kid.
Speaker 1: No, now I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying I drink.
Speaker 3: I drank from a hose as a kid.
Speaker 2: That is a shared experience. Is not an eighties kid.
Speaker 1: We're not riding our bikes. We're thirsty. We just grab
Speaker 1: a hose.
Speaker 3: Okay, I high bike and I also drank from a home.
Speaker 1: It didn't even have to be our hose. We just
Speaker 1: grabbed a hose. Okay, any hose will do. You didn't
Speaker 1: know that there were just hosts everywhere in the eighties.
Speaker 1: In the eighties, there was just hoses all over. There
Speaker 1: was just hoses. Yeah, wow, yep, we just drank. No
Speaker 1: wonder why there's so much orson.
Speaker 2: Like I had hose water.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Everybody had Yours is probably
Speaker 1: purified diamond, Yeah diamond. Your hose had a britta. It's
Speaker 1: fine your hose. Your hose had like a britta attached
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 3: Was it like did you have organic oase water?
Speaker 2: You're not like us.
Speaker 1: It was all filtered. Oh my god, dude, we drink
Speaker 1: lead and we're great.
Speaker 2: I still drink leg.
Speaker 3: Do you know my county has the worst lead in
Speaker 3: the pipes.
Speaker 2: Like, I definitely drank lead.
Speaker 1: It's bad, all right, I'm gonna give it four balls.
Speaker 1: It's good for what it is. I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: If you like mint, you like chocolate, it's good cereal.
Speaker 1: It's limited editions, so it won't be around very long.
Speaker 1: I just like that thank you post. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I thank them. I bought it, so are you good?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe too much lead in my system?
Speaker 3: No, now that's what we had.
Speaker 1: So now it was just fine, let's remove the mint
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna go chocolate. Okay, okay, now I apologize,
Speaker 1: but I forgot where I bought this. Uh, cocoa crunk
Speaker 1: cocoa cruncher? Is it was? It was either like an
Speaker 1: odd lot or a this is just do That's all
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: And they're using the same font like they're essentially they're
Speaker 3: essentially using the same font.
Speaker 2: How did they get away with?
Speaker 1: Hey, Siri? What store brand is Essential? Every Day?
Speaker 4: Super Value announced in May twenty eleven that its national
Speaker 4: brand equivalent products, including Shaws, would be renamed Essential every Day,
Speaker 4: in line with its plans to phase out on brand
Speaker 4: products carrying the names of its banners nationwise.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Walmart from Wikipedia, No, I may Value as Walmart.
Speaker 1: I may have been in another state. I might have
Speaker 1: bought this somewhere else. I don't remember. I really should
Speaker 1: mark it down, but I know I bought it in
Speaker 1: some Rando store. Okay, so Coco Crunchers. Accidents happen.
Speaker 3: Most inventions are the results of years of targeted development,
Speaker 3: but sometimes all it takes is a little luck. Here
Speaker 3: are a few of the biggest inventions we've never have
Speaker 3: been able to enjoy if not for a happy accident
Speaker 3: and a little inspired thinking.
Speaker 2: I like that, sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't expect that from a store brand.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you the box. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to save time. There you go, while you're doing stuff.
Speaker 1: I was just reading you, just the way that you
Speaker 1: just said that. There you go. Like I was watching
Speaker 1: Beavis and Buttet last night for the first time in many, many,
Speaker 1: many years. I guess it's back. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: it's on Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: They brought it now.
Speaker 1: It's called Mike Judges Beavis and Buttet, but it's still
Speaker 1: the same idiots. I think they've toned it down just
Speaker 1: a smidge. You can't get away with nineties stuff anymore,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Hey, it can't get away with it.
Speaker 3: That was the era.
Speaker 2: You kids, You just don't get it.
Speaker 3: You saw that hose waddy and if drank it's right
Speaker 3: with eighties kids, we know. So you're both an eighties
Speaker 3: kid and a nineties kid.
Speaker 1: That's right, because I'm right in the middle.
Speaker 2: So you're just claiming every generation.
Speaker 1: I'm eighties and nineties and auties. No, no, no, I'd
Speaker 1: never want to be out. I mean, I really came
Speaker 1: up in the late eighties, but you know I'm a nineties,
Speaker 1: early eighties, nineties kid. Whatever, excuse me?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I put too much?
Speaker 3: This is why we have rats.
Speaker 1: They're not rats. We have rats because you just threw
Speaker 1: cereal all over the ground the garden.
Speaker 2: No you didn't. You took a handful and just chucked
Speaker 2: it at it. You didn't even try and get it
Speaker 2: in the garbage.
Speaker 1: Can you know me in sports?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right there? You do better fresh dairy.
Speaker 2: Give me three.
Speaker 1: Running low on milk. I gotta conserve, okay, so it's
Speaker 1: farmer than fresh dairyes, two percent reduced fat milk. I
Speaker 1: gotta go out and buy some more.
Speaker 2: What is going on right now?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I still taste the mint on the spoon.
Speaker 1: There's good. So sorry, I'm sorry. If you're watching this,
Speaker 1: I just dropped a cup of milk. His his dry
Speaker 1: step or whatever his leg muscle is is dripping milk.
Speaker 2: My shoes, my socks. It's a hot day.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna smells everywhere.
Speaker 2: In the eighties.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, damn.
Speaker 3: Good napkins, right, healthy, healthy, please recording, give me something.
Speaker 1: So it's it's naturally flavored with other natural flavors, which
Speaker 1: means it's real chocolate in here somewhere. Oh, you didn't
Speaker 1: even read all the inventions, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: Oh look look at that.
Speaker 3: Look even his studio is gonna smell so bad.
Speaker 1: No, milk is great. They even have look, popsicles. See
Speaker 1: that's not right. Popsicles is a brand name.
Speaker 2: How are you still going on?
Speaker 3: Have you dropped the whole cup of milk on me? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't use that much. We didn't have a lot left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it went into the corpit.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this popsicle is a brand. God leave
Speaker 1: it to an eleven year old to create these kid
Speaker 1: friendly frozen treats. In nineteen oh five, a forgetful San
Speaker 1: Franciscan left a popular soda like powder and water concoction
Speaker 1: in his backyard overnight when he awoke in the morning,
Speaker 1: the sweet tree had had frozen to his stirring stick,
Speaker 1: and the popsicle was born. Okay, it's cold in San
Speaker 1: Francisco like that. Yes, it freezes there, it gets Oh
Speaker 1: it's northern California. Yeah, oh, this is pretty decent.
Speaker 2: Sty I gave it three bowls in his spoon.
Speaker 1: It's not bad for a store brand. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: blue pengul Why are you, oh, coco a ass? What
Speaker 1: did you say? Three in a spoon? Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it three balls. It's good. It could be a
Speaker 1: little bit sweeter, probably because it's not artificial. If it
Speaker 1: was artificially flavored to probably be a little sweeter.
Speaker 2: But I can't believe you dropped milk on me.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose. Sorry, she's not happy
Speaker 1: with that. I wasted her her? What do you offspring?
Speaker 3: What is it? Her?
Speaker 2: We need to go to a commercial break. What you're
Speaker 2: you're delirious.
Speaker 1: I don't even have anything to play here. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to a commercial break, Andrew, we'll be
Speaker 1: right back. It's the right thing to do, and we're back.
Speaker 2: Yay.
Speaker 1: How's your leg? What does it have that like? Dry
Speaker 1: dairy scent.
Speaker 2: No, not yet, not yet, all washing in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm pretty sure that our friend Khalia got
Speaker 1: this one for in her mint travels. Not the mint
Speaker 1: you don't like the jet blue mint. Yes, so.
Speaker 3: This is a big old box of mysors.
Speaker 1: Well that's the brand. It's it's.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, this box is gigantic. Uh, juelas.
Speaker 1: So those are frosted flake but the Kelloggs once with
Speaker 1: Tony on it. So this is jula. God, why can
Speaker 1: I say that huelas as? It has looked so many calories,
Speaker 1: so much sugar, so much sodium. Don't eat. This is
Speaker 1: a three way stop. It does not want you eating this,
Speaker 1: but it has a look there's a new new new
Speaker 1: like we got it.
Speaker 2: We gotta do something.
Speaker 1: No, look this was new new what something less sugar mismo,
Speaker 1: Oh flavor, more flavor, new image, more flavor. Yeah, okay, God,
Speaker 1: I gotta take Spanish again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's whatever you're trying is not working very well.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Maybe she do dual lingo, do a lingo, do o lingo?
Speaker 1: Isn't she the singer?
Speaker 2: Now it's do aalipa.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: The host water has truly gotten your head, just ripped
Speaker 3: the bag too calcified your brain?
Speaker 2: Oh de greedy odor and again.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what it speaks for me?
Speaker 2: Gues. Does it have like a men's brand name to it.
Speaker 1: Like coolush? Yeah, this one's like like extreme acts stress,
Speaker 1: like forest ring. I don't know. I don't like. I
Speaker 1: usually just like fresh T shirt or something like that.
Speaker 1: They have. The one I like is called black and
Speaker 1: white because I can wear a black dress and it
Speaker 1: won't it won't see black dress. Wow. So here you go.
Speaker 1: Farm their fresh areas. Two percent reduced fat milk organic.
Speaker 3: Okay, USDA certified or put the milk away from us.
Speaker 1: Put the milk away from us.
Speaker 3: I don't want you dropping anything on me again, Okay.
Speaker 1: Basically frosted flakes, probably with the real cane sugar from Mexico. Mmm,
Speaker 1: qunk three.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I would like to look at the decorosion nutritionmental Okay,
Speaker 1: what those that's the nutrition facts?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll come out.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of asukas in here, lots
Speaker 1: not too much febra, you know, too much? Why fiber?
Speaker 3: What did you call it?
Speaker 1: Not that much grossas either?
Speaker 2: Andrew, you need to be stopped.
Speaker 1: You know what that is? Grassas make you gordo. Mm
Speaker 1: hm hm hmmm, that's right. I like it. It's frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: I'd like a lusher version.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon for me. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: where or when you'll ever see this cereal in your life,
Speaker 1: but in your travels? Where does it? Where's it made?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 1: Uh? Some of them are Mexico. It's it's it's from Mexico.
Speaker 2: Some of them are salty and I can't explain it.
Speaker 3: Some of them are just like if you don't get sugar,
Speaker 3: you get salt.
Speaker 1: And this whole box is only four vitaminos, eat minerals,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh, they want you to exercise for thirty
Speaker 1: minutes a day. Oh yeah, at least they tell you that.
Speaker 3: Not true, not like here where it's like And after
Speaker 3: you do that it, make sure you get snack packs
Speaker 3: for your post workout if you want to work out,
Speaker 3: if you don't have another box of cereal.
Speaker 1: I can't read any of this, so don't try.
Speaker 2: Let's not try.
Speaker 1: But that means my Kaali dad, Oh that's a city.
Speaker 1: Kalidad is a city, right of course. Oh oh oh
Speaker 1: when prasio, that's a good price. Yeah, good price, and
Speaker 1: so what do they seem today? That's a good flavor.
Speaker 3: So you're one of those people that's like adding an
Speaker 3: accent to things.
Speaker 1: I don't do that, you know, because that makes me insane,
Speaker 1: But you're doing it. Yeah, seem pre like what they have.
Speaker 1: Lots of productos dasdel origin pada productos. They got one
Speaker 1: see your dad to Masa for your tabe you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got chocolate, they got fruit, they got corn flakes,
Speaker 1: and they got these Arito's burritos. Aritos. Oh aritos are
Speaker 1: the fruit ones. Yeah, I wonder what that means anyway.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We did three right,
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