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Speaker 1: My sister wants me to move my wedding because she

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Speaker 1: can't find a babysitter. I don't want to, am I

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Speaker 1: the ahole. Move your wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your wedding is only good if it literally meshes

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Speaker 2: with everyone who attends. Plans, Consult everyone who's attending, give

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Speaker 2: them a when to meet, and then make sure that

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Speaker 2: you schedule it according to their free time.

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Speaker 1: We just need a fifteen minute window that works for

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Speaker 1: all three hundred people. Easy enough. We got to be accommodating, right,

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Speaker 1: easy enough, exactly. I female twenty four, am getting married

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Speaker 1: to my fiance, male twenty six in October this year. Congrats.

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Speaker 1: We got engaged in January and couldn't be more excited.

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Speaker 1: It's a very small wedding and we're inviting only close

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Speaker 1: family and friends. The problem is my sister, Lisa, female thirty.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you Lisa, Yeah, fuck you Lisa, same as single.

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Speaker 1: Lisa has a two year old son with her husband.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a super affectionate relationship with Lisa for

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Speaker 1: multiple reasons that I can't fit into this post. We

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Speaker 1: would read it. We would love to hear the tea.

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Speaker 1: Give us the tea. Oh God, we send out the

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Speaker 1: wedding invites. Last month, our wedding ceremonies charts at one

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Speaker 1: thirty pm, and we asked our guests to please arrive

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Speaker 1: at the venue by one o'clock sharp. The venue is

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Speaker 1: in our hometown, so it's close by the majority of

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Speaker 1: people on our guest list, including Lisa. I know Lisa's

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Speaker 1: going to be trouble. You just know it.

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Speaker 2: Just I've never met a Lisa that I liked one

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Speaker 2: listening that's named Lisa.

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Speaker 1: I hate you. Unsubscribed, I'm kidding, Just don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Please stay subscribed to us.

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Speaker 2: We need the clout, We need all the Lisas that

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Speaker 2: are watching to make up for this terrible Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Can every Lisa watching right now? Comment below comment Lisa Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Lisa's comment Lisa, Lisa Chance, Lisa, Lisa Liza Baby. Lisa

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Speaker 1: told me that that time wouldn't work because of her

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Speaker 1: two year olds nap schedule. Two year olds don't got

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Speaker 1: a nap schedule? Am I going to bring my cranky

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Speaker 1: toddler to your wedding? Hell?

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Speaker 2: No, two year olds are freaking a morphous blobs of chaos.

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Speaker 2: You should not schedule anything according to your two year old.

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Speaker 2: Your two year old should be on your schedule. That's

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Speaker 2: called good parenting. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, I know you really need food right now,

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Speaker 1: but daddy's got a zoom meeting. Daddy's got a cheat

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Speaker 1: on your mom. Daddy has need. It's Samuel Donner with

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Speaker 1: his eleven children. Your mother and I are going our

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Speaker 1: separate ways. But she doesn't know. Buddy, have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard of keeping a secret? It's a special thing that

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Speaker 1: sam does with you. Shout out to the eleven children.

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Speaker 1: Callback if you watched that episode bad. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I want to be known for that. That's your

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Speaker 1: new calling card. Great. She said that he takes a

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Speaker 1: to be awake so she can get him ready for

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Speaker 1: an event, or he will be a terror. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a terror. I think. Learn how to raise resilient children.

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Speaker 1: What about cater to your children's every need so that

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Speaker 1: way they grow up to be a prima donna? Exactly.

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Speaker 2: That means your child's going to turn into Macaulay Culkin. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 2: is he a pre ma donna?

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Speaker 1: Well, he was, and then he turned to drugs, and

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Speaker 1: then he turned away from drugs. That sounds like a

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Speaker 1: great path to me. Any child actor. That's true. Actually,

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Speaker 1: maybe this is preparing them to be a child actor

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Speaker 1: career success. Hey, this sounds like bankrolls to me. You

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Speaker 1: manipulate your child into becoming a child actor. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: I don't have kids, but I thought this was a

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Speaker 1: silly reason. I asked Lisa if she could find a babysitter,

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Speaker 1: and she said that she can't because everyone that she

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Speaker 1: compromise here. Yeah. Also, your two year old shod not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like literally, just like put that thing in a

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Speaker 1: Your two year old's get an app every day. Your

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Speaker 1: sister hopefully is gonna get married once. Let's be reasonable here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: You know, Baby Bjorn is kind of like a straight jacket,

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Speaker 2: but I feel like it's more of like it's like

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Speaker 2: a you're just so comfy in a burrito. It's like

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Speaker 1: Once again, excellent parenting advice from Sam. It's what the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pacifier that they can't take off, and then a

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Speaker 1: Good to go. The Nobel Piece Prize for Parenting goes

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Speaker 1: to Riley's worried. Riley's very afraid, as he should be.

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Speaker 1: She told me that she won't attend a wedding unless

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Speaker 1: we change a time. So I told her that we

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Speaker 2: Of course not. You're not going to change the whole

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Speaker 2: wedding for your two year old. I mean, why not

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Speaker 2: just cancel all your guests.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Let me just cancel this wedding until

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Speaker 1: your child is eighteen years old and doesn't eat a

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Speaker 1: nap anymore. Let me just delay this by sixteen years.

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Speaker 1: Your wedding is during my kids nap time, so can

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Speaker 1: you move it? The most insane I was quite hurt

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Speaker 1: A few days later, Lisa asked me if I thought

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Speaker 1: your entire wedding. That's not a suggestion, that's fucking crazy, maniac.

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Speaker 1: and it's all because I can't accommodate my nephew.

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Speaker 2: You think that more people will ask why she's not there,

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Speaker 2: then why you moved an entire wedding.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, like we're moving the time. Oh hey, no worries.

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Speaker 1: I hope everything's okay. It's like, oh yeah, it's my

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Speaker 1: a crazy ask, asshole, ask for sure, and your own sister.

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Speaker 1: But this is your sister. Ridiculous. God, she called me

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Speaker 1: is pestering me to make amends with Lisa. But I

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Speaker 1: just don't think I am in the wrong. This beel

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Speaker 2: Nah, dude, Opie, you are not the ahole at all,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we've seen a lot of stories lately

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, let me enjoy my wedding, please. Your only

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Speaker 2: job is to help me enjoy my wedding more, not

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Speaker 2: try to make it more miserable. Worst kind of people.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know what do you think? How do

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. Also, what is the most insane

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, most insane requests. I would love to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Put your answers in the comments, and thank you for

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Speaker 2: joining us for another Bali episode.

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Speaker 1: We love you guys. Ah see you on the next one.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been cheated on?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, uh no, not yet? Probably well yeah,

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Speaker 1: his dad yikes, well my girlfriend, that's the Christian.

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Speaker 3: Yes, what would happened?

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Speaker 1: Bad? We're fans of small dick. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: by next question?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been cheated on?

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Speaker 1: Shit? Just a head on the topic.

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Speaker 3: Nick top Tiers, bet she's super bomb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a kid with another person while we

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Speaker 1: were still married. I mean that's pretty big.

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Speaker 3: When did you find out about the other kid? Right

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Speaker 3: after the kid was born? And uh he found out

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Speaker 3: about the other kid?

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Speaker 1: What three years ago? Two years ago?

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Speaker 3: On Instagram? Have you ever cheated? Nah? Man? She promistis mom?

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Speaker 3: She You're not gonna get locked down? No? No, no,

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna locked now. I can't. Yeah, I'm saying

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Speaker 3: I see it. Have you ever cheated?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been tempted?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Wait, there was a pause, There was a giant pause.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever cheated? No? No, no, of course not you.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever cheated on someone? Now?

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Speaker 3: Are you sure? Not? Even?

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Speaker 1: Like? Oh no, not even.

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Speaker 3: It's your longest relationship.

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Speaker 1: Two months, the only one as well? Hearing to be

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Speaker 3: Have you ever cheated me? No, never, not even a

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Speaker 3: What did you say to him when you found out?

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Speaker 1: What there thinking?

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Speaker 3: Is there anything that he could have said that you

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Speaker 3: would have been like? That makes total sense, funny, let's

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Speaker 3: get back together like, oh she tripped and foul on

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